New tinder thread b/c the old one is dead/too long

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any tips?

>>25205371
would swipe right but your bio is so boring so i probably wouldn't message you

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>>25205371
bottom three pictures are just me obviously photoshopped in situations

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Is this a good bio?

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>>25206914
good bio.
>>25205742
fix bio. Also tips on how to photoshop myself?

rate mine?

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>>25207435
Good bio, maybe needs a better punchline.

Good jaw, try and get a few photos that are different from each other

>>25207440
I wouldnt be smoking or doing any drugs in your pics as some girls dont like that.

>>25207478
Fair point desu, I'll change the photo then

>>25207435
bump

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Rate my cringiness

>>25207618
10/10

How to attract nerdy azn gamer girls on Tinder? I'm trying to fill the void left by this girl I like that has a boyfriend. It seems like I only match with hipster white girls.

>>25207654
dont look like a fratboi or fuckboi. Take pics wearing nerdy shirts or at comic-con ( photoshop yourself in comic con if you have no pics)

>>25207618

>Spielberg

Fucking jew bastard

>>25207661
I kind of look like a fuccboi desu. I should find a picture of myself at a video game tournament

>>25207663
That's before I knew, man. I was more blissfully unaware of a lot of things.

What's the deal with profiles popping more than once? Someone told me it's because these cunts have several fb accounts. This doesn't sound right. So that normie fatty bilbo, that shows up regularly has 5 fb accounts?

Please explain.

>>25207814
You mean guys or girls?

>>25207816
GIrls..I'mma guy.

>*bimbo

>>25207814
interesting idea.

You could have 3 different profiles each pulling different types of girls ( goth, sluts, nerdy)

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Is this bio okay??

>>25207618
I'm not sure if girls see paint balling as a plus

>>25207440
It's probably good to have a dressed up picture first? Idk I'm not a grill

>>25207824
Well, supoosedly people re-delete their tinder accounts so they can get matches again with the same people around their area to see if they have better luck next time. That and people also make exclusive FB profiles seperate from their regukar ones just for Tinder hook ups.

>>25207830
And then buy tinder plus so only people you swiped right on can see you

>>25207836
Well people said I needed to put something that does suggest I am active. I don't exactly have a lot of pics of me foing stuff since I don't have friends to help me with that.

>>25207435
bump, wants more opinionsss

>>25207435
First pic would be a solid if it weren't shakingly taken, and the bunny pic looks bad. And why even have the Black Sabbath pic?

>>25207435
Don't use the 3rd pic
That guy beside you looks too old or something

>>25207863
thats my dad lolzzz

http://imgur.com/a/n3btL

Getting no matches after a week. I'll probably change the profile pic to something different.

>>25207872
>http://imgur.com/a/n3btL

I used to kind of reference LSD in my profile but now I think its a bad idea since most people are afraid of that sort of thing

>>25207872
>http://imgur.com/a/n3btL
Also in the last photo your body type appears to be a bit feminine

>>25207872
>http://imgur.com/a/n3btL
def agree with anon above. You look feminine in your last pic. Start lifting and eating dude. you got a good face.

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Which order do I use these photos in?

>>25208052
Okay, those are some cool photos, you aren't the most attractive guy in the world so you're making up for by being interesting.

Remove the fucking meme, girls don't wanna see that if they're looking for someone to bang the order is fine.

>>25208080
Not like I was getting any matching prior to adding it but ok, sure, whatev

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>>25205370
I feel like I'm not ugly enough to have zero attractive matches after 3 days.

> Feel shitty about self and think hardly any girl will want to date me let alone longer then 2 months
> Download tinder, 0 matches.

>>25208155
You're actually not ugly, you probably have zero photos of yourself? Am I right?

>>25208161
I don't have that many, the ones I do are always at an awkward time.

>>25208189
In the future whilst you're doing stuff in your leisure time ask a few people to take photos of you, it might be awkward but it'll help you set up a few social media profiles.

>>25208155
take a pic with ur dog or 5

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Review me. Be realistic.

Is it true that if you don't go on tinder for a few days it pushed your profile closer to the top of people's stacks and gets you more likes?

>>25208530
2nd picture looks to not serious and just too wacky
Cat photo denounces some alpha points that girls look for. It's ok to be not an alpha male but still having some masculinity may be important to others since you don't pass off as the cute young boi clique.
Last photo will be too much for normals and comes off as cringy in the perspective of a thot.
the second to last photo looks good the one in between your shitty meme and cat looks decent 7/10, I recommend using that as your first photo. Your current first photo is nice, but put it to second, you have nice teeth and great smile (no homo)
Just stop trying to be a goofy nigga this is coming from a guy who is also a goofy nigga. Replace the other photos with epic pictures of you doing shit idk.
Your bio weak and not normal proof, unless you trying to get serious memers it ok I guess. If you looking for a nut like asap, be brief and concise which gets the ladies; add a layer of mysteriousness to yourself.

>>25208586
Lmao that goofy nigga a e s t h e t i c tho

I appreciate the input, Will take your advice into account my d00d.

>>25208155
>>25208161
>>25208189
Yeah, this app made me realize the extent to which normies are constantly taking photos of themselves, whereas I also had pretty much nothing to draw from.

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Just here for the memes nigga. Just turned my tinder back on and started swiping again, like 10 swipes in and got 3 matches. I've gotten quite a few matches with qts but I have no idea how to ask them out once I get their Snapchat. Just use it for ego boost and memeing.

>>25208924
Why the third pic??

>>25208929
To show my height.

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Not sure why the other pics look so blurry cause when they're big they look fine. I hear android has some compression shit so it could be that. Anyway I'm not getting shit here. Advice? Roasts?

How do you keep conversations going with these girls? Can't find much to start relating to

>>25208944
Bruh that's mad insecurity. I'm 6'3, don't list my height, and guess what? Nobody fucking cares. The fact that you had to reassure it makes me suspect that you escaped the manlet pit.

>>25209355
>Ishemic zeolite is emulsified by the bricular blades of the bladder.

>>25209385
Girls do care actually

Trust

(You shouldnt have to prove it in a stupid photo tho)

>>25209404
Doesn't matter if they care. It looks really fucking bad to list your height. Mention it if they ask but for fuck sake, just act like a normal human being.

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Probably needs a lot of work, I have no idea what I'm doing

>>25209601
shave head, grow a beard

So this is driving me nuts but I don't feel like an entire fucking thread just for a grammar question about a line from my profile

Is it

>Family is important. So is nature, art, science and the free time needed to enjoy them.

or

>Family is important. So ARE nature, art etc

And please explain why. Shit is really bugging me and I don't want to look like an illiterate jackass

>>25209601
>having kids
>being bald
Just give up now my dude.

>>25209650
daum, feels bad bro

>>25209635
It's "are" because you're listing more than one thing.

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>>25205742
ur pics are good, i would just add a lil bit to your bio
>>25206914
try to get a cood candid where you can see your face!! the first photo is decent, but people usually swipe left if they can't actually see ur face.
>>25207435
learn how to use natural lighting, ur matches will thank me. you're bio is p good tho i chuckled
>>25207440
i honestly wouldn't change anything about this
>>25207618
there are some grammar issues in ur bio, so fix that. maybe do list form rather than sentence form.
>>25207836
better
>>25208155
ur bio is lowkey racist and probably scares ppl
>>25208530
if that's all that's in your bio i'll yell at you
>>25208964
spicier** otherwise perfect


my bio also says "talk to me about game of thrones" but it got cut off

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What should I change or remove?

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>>25208964
Got a less blurry screen grab.

>>25209812
Also I did fix that typo. I'm just a moron and didn't get the screencap after I fixed it.

>>25209767
I'll talk to you bout game of throness

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Just matched with this q;t, never really talked to any of my tinder matches wat do

>>25209781
Make your 4th your first and your first your last.

>>25210267
No pickup lines?

> ask something about her pics
> " would your bf get mad if I flirt with you?

shit like that senpai

So for all the dudes ITT: how many matches do you have and how frequently do you get them? Also how would you rate your own attractiveness?

I wouldn't say I am hideous but I have made a decent effort to take good pictures and write an appealing bio but I have gotten one match in the past two months of swiping right like made on close to everyone. Really starting to kill my self esteem

>>25210898
I have a bunch but most of these girls just want to talk or get compliments ( I am 22 so it might be different with older women) I get like 2-3 matches a day sometimes no matches.

You should know if you are ugly or not. If you dont know then you need other things to worry about than to be on tinder.

>>25210929
Don't change a thing

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Made this yesterday so I'm pretty new. Looking for any suggestions.

>>25205370
My relationship with one of my matches has turned into chitchat on snapchat for a couple of days now.

We moved from tinder to snap, so the "deep" conversation kinda died. How do I fix this? Ask for Facebook?

>>25210992
no do not ask for facebook.

Ask for kik or phone number. but be smooth about it.

>>25209401
what?

>>25210929
This is brilliant.

>>25209812
You don't look like a dude most girls are going to want a fling with, and considering your lifestyle just from that bio, it might be best for you to just go out and find a nice girl in a nice setting. Seriously dude, you deserve better.
>>25209781
Referencing the Office was a bad idea homie, only gonna be pulling whores who fantasize about John Krazinski when you're Ed Helms' crossfit-enthusiast brother.

>>25209767
Everything is good and you know how to show off your sharper features, but as a ginger those drawn on freckles trigger me. AT LEAST YOU CAN WASH YOURS OFF
>>25210267
"Is ur parents beavers cuz dam"
>>25210977
Remove all but one of those selfies, preferably one outdoors, add one picture in public taken by someone else, and a picture with family. You gotta work with what's available in your lifestyle homie. Change up the sushi line, something along, "I don't like sushi but I can fish if you do". The first line is actually good and plays into some good aspects. Also start doing overhead presses and inclined bench.

>>25211065
Yeah but I'm super autistic.

>>25211115
Nope, not buying it. I'm diagnosed autistic and still manage to pick up. You're just a little weird man, and there's nothing wrong with that, just be happy doing your weird shit and a nice weird girl will be a part of it eventually.

>>25211137
That's nice to hear, thanks. Still not deleting tinfer tho lol.

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So any point starting up Tinder if i haven't updated fb in like 5-7 years and really don't take selfies n shit when i go out to places?

Just looking for something to distract me and meet some new people

>>25209658
Thanks

>>25211151
Get friends to take photos of you, or if that isnt an option go someplace that looks nice, set up your self timer on your phone or camera amd get some nice pictures.

>>25211172
I'll have to do some pics then for the next couple of weeks then start Tinder up afterwards

Gotta make it seem that i didn't just restart for matches

>>25211151
If your looks haven't changed much it's not bad to include one or two pictures from then, as long as it's not you winning a marathon in one picture but now you have no legs, you can get away with shit like that. Honestly, if you're not already into it, get a solid DSLR and join a local photography club or find friends that are, you wouldn't believe the pictures you get out of that.
>>25211149
Glad it resonates with you, you're a good guy, I can tell.
No harm in the Tinder game but I'm going to pray that a wurd girl that looks like an extra from Blade Runner crashes through your window tonight.

Is there any point of using tinder if you don't have a car? Can't find girls that will drive to me

>>25211237
You should probably be doing something else if you dont have a car.

>>25211237
I don't even have a car and have gotten laid from tinder multiple times (I live in a university town tho)

>>25211086
Will do thanks

>>25211065
Lol wut I'm nothing remenant to ed helms

>>25211317
Nah I'm just taking the piss bud, though I would take down the gym selfie and replace it with a well lit flexed shot of your back. Bitches dig ripped backs and it gives you a chance to show off your delts, don't ask me why it's just a thing.
>>25211267
You got it homie.
>>25211237
If you don't have a car because you live inner city that's fine, just get off your ass and go meet them somewhere nearby. A good lay won't mind walking a few blocks to your place. If you don't have a car and live out of town, you need to reconsider your life and the fact that fucking women shouldn't be your priority at the moment.

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Do i really have to use a cringey ass pick up line? I don't get far with hey, what's up, what are you up to. I need to make a ass clown of myself with some little kid lines.... R u a donut cuz I really want to cream pie you.

>>25211714
Most people don't like the "Hey" or "What's up" because it feels like you need to actually work up to a conversation. But honestly don't even bother with a pick up line if you are actually looking for something. Women who only respond to a pick up line are looking more for a funny or entertaining conversation before they go on ignoring you. And don't even get me started on women who have no idea how to banter or be clever and respond to your pick up line with something so utterly retarded that you can't even respond without also looking like an ass.

So i'm a big proponent of just commenting on one of their pictures of just straight up starting with some sort of subject line.

>>25207435
Horrible. Get your shit togheter

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My bios cringy ik. Suggestions would be appreciated.

>>25211868
Girls like you make me want to sign up for Tinder.
The only thing your bio needs is an apostrophe.
>>25211714
The idea isn't to make it a sexual advance, but to be both confident and funny (=charming) with those lines. Use one that doesn't outright make a move, but is still bold enough to strike interest.

I need a life I'm turning into a pickup artist ):

>>25211834
how has it worked for you out of curiosity

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I've been getting a good amount of matches lately, but always need some advice.

Also the bio reads "I play some games and talk shit. Cooking and music are bits of what I like doing in my free time"

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Two dates coming up this Friday and Sunday. Both highly likely to lead to pussy.

Thoughts?

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Could use some help.

>>25212182
JUST

Your profile is retarded.

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These pick up lines arent working

>>25212209
Duuude, that's, hilarious omg

>>25212209
YOU ACTUALLY USED MY LINE QUOTE FOR QUOTE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Dude you're a fucking god amongst men. She doesn't have a sense of humor, so don't worry about that one. However, try using two bit lines. One where you ask a question, she responds, and then you crack the joke. Always better.
>>25212182
What are you trying to display with this profile? I don't mean that in a snide manner, but it's kind of ambiguous.
>>25212172
>highly likely
Gotta stop referring to your sex life like an investment portfolio. Aside from that, take a picture that actually shows your face and features.
>>25212153
Everything looks good, but maybe put on a little bit of muscle mass so you can define that face a bit more, kind of broaden the range of people you'll connect with.

>>25212195
i have no idea what to write man

>>25212182
>>25212223
thats me on my home pc now, idk what to write really

>>25211955
the whole just starting with some subject? ends up working alright, it's a bit like omegle or one of those random chat sites. You just jump into a real conversation. The last first line I had was

>American gods is really good and you should watch it.

And then it just spawned into a discussion about shows, movies, bad dates, etc. If a girl doesn't respond to your random ass questions or statements, she's just looking for someone to wine and dine her with flirtations which are boring as fuck.

>>25211846
Awe ;(

I'm becoming more and more tempted to put "intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor" as my bio.

>>25212362
nihilistic < so basic

>>25205370
im trying to take a good screenshot of my bio that includes my words. How'd you guys do it so well?

>>25212422
click your picture without clicking the edit button

>>25212223
>take a picture that actually shows your face and features.

But I'm ugly otherwise. Well not ugly, but I'm no Chad. My wit and charm is pretty much all I've got before we get to sex. Once it gets there they're hooked.

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>>25205370
can someone help me out

>>25212600
Change your lead pic to the snappy dress. Lists begin with spaces an lo-fi is hyphenated. In addition, you have an extra space after Zumba. Chicks dig guys who can use the English language well.

>>25212620
thank you!

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I'm not sure if anyone knows about the system or not,but if one were to delete their account would the algorithm restart or would it still be treated as the same?

>>25212833
What is the algorithm ?

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>>25212934
oh um. basically
>get swiped left on alot
>less likely to be seen
>get swiped right on alot
>more likely to be seen

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>>25205370
I just got a Tinder but I have functioning autism so I'm not good with socializing

I'm good looking but my mental disorder makes me unable to get dates

Tips are appreciated

>Last question I asked, "What do you enjoy eating for lunch?" and then she stopped talking

How do I not come off as a spaz? I think once they meet me, they won't be so ready to unmatch me

>>25212982
>What do you enjoy eating for lunch?

kek. You're fucked. Give it another few years before you even dream of going near a girl.

>>25212986
I don't think you understand how smart I am

I'm just innocent

>>25212988
If you're so smart, figure it out yourself.

>>25212991
I'm smart enough to come here and ask for tips instead of wasting my time mastering a phone application

If I can't figure things out within a month I'll just get off tinder and go find women the way my forefathers found theirs

>>25212996
Take my word for it, you're going to get a lot less heartbreak and cynicism if you just give up completely for a few years. You're too much of an autist with no awareness of it.

>>25213001
You're an idiot

If I don't try to be normal I'm just going to become more of a recluse and then I REALLY won't be able to connect with people

>>25213006
Find a good role model and watch how other people interact. I suggest Trump. You clearly have no idea what you're doing, flailing around wildly in the dark being a retarded autist isn't going to help.

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>>25213009
Thanks. I'll try to find a friend who's a player

>>25213012
No. You don't want to be a "player." You want to be able to act normally.

I didn't say find a player, I said find a role model.

What's a good first message to a girl who has jack shit on her profile and her pictures are all just solo and don't allude to anything

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>>25212976
They should at least make you more visible to other uggos and autists who get swiped left a lot.

>>25213627
a googled pickup line.
People get what they deserve

Anyone ever buy boosts? They are supposed to make 8x more people see you

>>25213980
meh if your really that desperate for pussy just get a prostitute lol. Tinder plus is enough senpai.

>>25209601
ANTHONY
FANTANO

>>25213627
I start the convo off weird to make sure that it isn't a shitly written bot.

>>25214343
exxxposed

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Tell me what's wrong. I seem to swipe endlessly and hardly match anyone. Have heard that pics with you and a girl are a no go even if it is my sister.

>all I want is a qt bike chick to ride with

>>25214413
Because every fat ugly bitch on there wants chad thunder loin model/10 because they think that they deserve that

>>25214424
That doesn't help me all that much anon. Thanks for the input? Fat bitches need love too, I'm just not into that though

>>25214413
your top photo doesnt show your face

Also I read somewhere that if you swipe right too much you get shadow banned. So swipe left 1/10 times or so

>>25214452
The 2nd pic was put orignally as the first. Tinder bumped it to the first pic. No idea why

>>25212833
Nothing changes. Recently deleted my account in the hopes it would up my chances but I am still getting no matches

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Is this a good main photo?

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Tfw no gf

>>25215167
Is good bro

>>25215170
Fix your profile. Dedicate literally about two words to what you're into, three if you must, and the rest to sexual innuendo, and make #3 your main pic, you'll be drowning in it

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Why would anyone share there kik if they could just use finder's chat for the same thing? Is this a scam or am I being paranoid?

>>25215476
Also
>"studying at College Students"

>>25215476

Dude that's a bot. Fake as fuck.

>>25215500
Should've know. Good to know that only matches I've gotten in over a month have all been bots

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Who else /foreveralone/ here

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>>25215530
>tfw four days of nonstop swiping before I get a match
>"Hey how r u, let's talk on Skype!"

Can't wait to be back in Asia, Tinder there is like fishing in a bathtub with dynamite

My record was 8 consecutive swipes to matches within a minute, when at home I usually get 1-2/week

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Tinder stresses me out, every time I don't match it feels like a deep personal insult, anyway help

>>25216368
Variety in photos. You've got the "looking into the camera" selfie of head and shoulders down, Now get a photo of you doing something. Also photo with the lockers is creepy you're better off without it, make the earbuds one your first photo, and make your bio shorter, funnier, and don't say "I love tv and make bad jokes."

>>25216398
Cool thanks, got rid of that locker one, just thought a pic in scrubs may be good

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Dafuq. How can someone think this is an appealing pic, especially as their first pic

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I go out a lot but I never take pictures
How do I casually integrate taking pictures in my life

>keep getting an error when i log in
fuck this shit.

I get one to two matches every week or so. Am I doing something wrong? Critique/comment/anything

https://imgur.com/a/MkWB5

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This @sshole is one that isn't a keeper. His real name is Corey LeJohn Ray and he steals ID's of women he meets on TInder. Ladies you are warned. I'm a victim of this and he is still out there. He has been in jail before and I didn't know that for the same crime and is on the run now. Picture is the related. Watch out and on top of that he has HPV and Herpes, which I now have.

Not like that I care anymore, but I have a question for you all, hoping this thread is not dead. How did I came up with just a match that didn't even replied to me in a whole month of Tinder meanwhile a friend of mine has literally a match everyday?

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I'm a decent looking, tall, white, /fit/ guy with a good sense of humor and solid set of photos on my profile.
I get a decent amount of matches, but none of these girls could engage in conversation to save their lives, despite me always leading the entire thing and constantly giving them near-zero effort "ins" to prove themselves as anything other than sentient fleshlights with legs.
8/10 of them never even reply to the individually crafted openers I send out, and the remaining 2/10 stop responding after a handful of 'haha', 'idk lol' or 'yes/no' messages..

Is this app just purely used as a look-how-many-guys-are-lining-up-to-fuck-me mobile game by girls now, or why is this behavior so common?
My target age bracket is 19-21 years old (if it matters), myself being 24.

>>25216368
It looks like you're actually a pretty good looking kid, I agree with the other guy, you just have to get some other photos of you. If you've got any friends just get them to take some photos of you doing literally anything (preferably outdoors). Just not anymore selfies.

I am starting to develop a drinking game based around all the stupid cliches I see on tinder profiles

Take a shot if:

Mentions not wanting a hook up

Mentions how great they think they are and how they shouldn't apologize for it.

Emoji's after every other word

Emoji's instead of words

Uses short hand (U instead of you, etc)

something something "real men/man"

What else should I add?

>>25217599
mentions their kid or their vegan faith in the first sentence

>>25217599
> single mother
> overweight
> tattoos
> facial piercings
> unnaturally dyed hair
> makeup so heavy you can't even tell her race
> snapchat dog filter
> six photos, all low resolution floating head selfies taken at deceptive angles
> dude weed lmao
> naked in photos followed by comment about how all men are horny pigs in the bio
> "I probably only swiped right for your dog"
> "swipe left if you voted for Trump"
> "actually 16"
> anthem set to either Ed Sheeran - Shape of You or The Chainsmokers - Closer

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>>25216641
I'll raise you.

>>25217250
He's more attractive than you or you're one of the flavors of asian.
He's a female.
his pictures are clearer.

>>25217640
>> snapchat dog filter
Or any Snapchat filter

>>25217656

God damn man what the fuck. That nude too lol. You win haha

>>25217297
post profile faggot

>>25207836
wikipedia part is very relatable

>>25217801
No, this isn't a fucking rate me thread.
All you need to know to answer my question is that I AM getting matches, but they're all completely incapable of communicating.

>>25210929
10/10

>>25211868
I wanna do art together

>>25217835
goddamit I want matches T_T

Lmao at you nerds that actually write bios Nd shit

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>>25216679
nice hair senpai.

um just ask for strangers to take pictures of you when you're out with friends.

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Am I bring psychotic with this? I mean it's not like I've matched with any real person in months so what do I have to lose?

>>25218107
You can continue your no-match streak with that profile

>>25218107
>liking Ninja Sex Party

You deserve your no matches

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Opinions? Also tips for a bio?

so i met a girl in February after a week or so of talking, we have drinks and bang. Then we talk everyday since, until last week, now I'm getting ignored. We have tried to meet more since, but it just hasn't happened.

I think it's time to move on..

I'm meeting a new girl tomorrow to bang

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Is this a good profile picture or does it make me look like an maggot?

>>25219991
Nah, it's pretty good. Wait, you are the cat, right?

>>25219991
Makes you look like a faggot lmao

>>25219991
How many matches are you getting

>>25220184
About the same amount I was getting before I started using it: zero

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life as a trans gril

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No matches at all since I made this profile, I'm not ugly so maybe girls actually do read bios

>>25220375

Maybe but pic 6 is garbage. Pic 5 would be a great first pic if your mouth wasn't like that and you weren't wearing sunglasses.

>>25220382
Noted about 6, but uh what's wrong with my mouth?

>>25220389

Idk it seems like a really forced/awkward look. I only really mentioned it because in your other pics your mouth looks horizontal but in that one it's raised a bit. It just comes off slightly awkward but maybe it's nitpicking. Overall your pics are really solid

>>25220402
I just ask because you're not the first to say it, might see if I can fix things a little in photoshop. Either way, thanks man.

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I've got no trouble getting real life dates, but tinder has never worked for me :c

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>>25218890
Don't like the first pix, it's boring and not great. Use pic two and a Ron burgundy qoute in your bio. Also explain what you do and why you have those pics. Could be interesting.

Rate me

>>25220515
Fair. I didnt wanna just have 2 pics tho, and I dont think I have any more interesting ones

>>25217599
I'm Irish/Australian

Love adventure and travelling

I've been to 30 countries

Swipe left if you have a cat/under certain height/

Vegans

All pics are group pics

Main pic is full of cleavage "no pervs" in bio

That same skydiving pic

Loads of other annoying stuff but those I see a lot. I'm in london

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Can I get some advice? I got a fair few matches in the UK, even living in a small town in the middle of nowhere. Moved to Spain six months ago and I haven't had nearly as much luck.

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>>25220802

>>25220446
Bumpan for help pls

>>25220802

Get rid of pics 2,4,5, and 6. Post your first pic and I'll edit the lighting to flatter you more

>>25220515

Posting pics of you with other girls comes across as beta (especially when it's just one). I'd immediately think, well why doesn't she want to date you?

You need a better pic of yourself and a couple of you with more than 1 friend.

>>25220446

It's because you're attractive but these are weird angles/photos. I can see how you'd succeed in real life but not on the platform.

>>25221085
Is there a guide to taking tinder friendly pictures? What's an easy way to ask someone to uh, take pictures while I pose...?

>>25221087

It's not super complicated! Normally I'd say make sure your whole head/neck/shoulders are in the shot. Looking in the camera straight on it is better, and at more or less the angle you'd look at someone to talk to them (you can just think of how you would arrange yourself to talk to someone on skype). Good lighting is everything. You can just set your camera on a timer to take a picture and prop it up against something if it's too hard to selfie it

>>25221099
Google tells me I'm going to need like, friend shots, pet shots, and an activity/action shot in addition to the candids. This is gonna be some work.

>>25221105

Lol just start with a good pic of you, I can always tell when someone purposely included things to make them look "fun". If you end up getting those pics naturally, then by all means! But getting one good pic tomorrow won't be hard

>>25221116
Can you give me an example of a good picture? My main pic got 102 little thumbs on Facebook, dang

>>25221099
Everyone knows head on shots are unflattering. Always a slight angle.

>>25221153
Only if the angle is from above and it's not a selfie

I can get an example of a pic later, I'm on a date lol

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>>25221067

Thanks boss

A match I've gotten quite close to sent me a message that another dude had "confessed his love for her" and that he was "brave" and shit. I'm very new to this, what do I reply to that lol

Some general advice/observation: I've noticed that a lot of my matches have been with girls I swiped right on weeks ago, some even a whole month ago. So I'd take into consideration that they don't use the app all that often and to just be patient with it.YMMV obviously but that's what i've noticed living in london.

>>25221931
Grade A shit test, seize all communication immediately.

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Just made it hot off the press, did I do good?

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Lol, this guy.

>>25222483

Idk about pic 2. A pic of you with a gun might not appeal to most girls. A pic of you hiking would be much better to include.

>>25222483
Get rid of the picture with the gun dude, it looks like you're trying to compensate for something

>>25212600
erase zumba lol

>>25222483
First pic is great, rest make it look like anger issues / "that weird kid"
Got one smiling/outdoors?

I have a question about Tinder, if you like someone, are you supposed to get an immediate reaction back if you like someone and they like you, or is it possible to like someone, and get a reaction later if they like you?

>>25223419
You always get an instantaneous reaction.
If you don't, you're an autistic shit and should KYS

>>25223481

You sure? I'm pretty sure I've gotten likes back from girls sometime later after liking people, not everyone is always active on tinder, so It could be sometime later when they see your profile show up on tinder.

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Rate My Tinder?

Gets decent success, but would prefer more.

>>25223379
I was told girls don't like pics of guys smiling

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Why don't people like me

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>>25223726
Other pics

>>25223740
Make the second one your first. Don't put goofy pics. You can goof around later when you catch a GF.

Alright I've got a second date coming up this week with this cute asian girl. Its after finals for both of us, she said that she's free after 9pm.


What do? Should I assume she means sex? What should I say we should do because she's asked what do I want to do? This is where I always fuck up. Help pls.

>>25223199
ah wait. isn't being humorous good?

oh well

>>25223749
Fuck her right in the pussy.

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I think I am beyond help. Only match I've gotten in the past two weeks is someone of questionable gender that I don't even remember swiping right on.

Which is weird because I had at least 20 matches before I deleted and restarted my old account.

What order/which should I delete etc

>>25220369
Post it bby

>>25225103
4, 3, 1, 5, 2

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wow look how edgy and alternative I am
I don't have problems getting matches, mostly just problems talking to girls I don't know
>>25214413
Take a better selfie from a good angle, mirror one looks sort of creepy because of the distance and flash. 6/10
>>25216161
You need to sound more interesting in your bio. Bio is obviously ironic but most girls probably won't read it that way with your pics. Don't use more than 2 ordinary selfies without something unique in the picture. 4/10
>>25216679
Add more character to your bio and add one or two pictures that aren't selfies. Bio is funny but without anything else might just come off as creepy or dumb to girls 6/10
>>25218107
Trying too hard on the whole "I'm a nice guy unlike other guys" thing. Your profile should make girls assume you have that decency without outright stating it. Take out the last two chunks of text and reword the first chunk so that at least three of those are complete sentences about yourself. 2/5
>>25218890
Have a smile selfie as your first. Even if it's a fake smile. Write some funny stuff relating to your apparent news job. Add pictures you took if you don't have pictures of yourself in any other interesting situations. 7/10
>>25220375
Make dog pic first pic. Change bio to literally anything. 6/10
>>25222483
Add pictures you took that add to your intellectual/thoughtful aesthetic. Gun pic is cool but probably won't have much positive reception from girls. 6/10
>>25225103
Use that cat pic you posted as first, it's cute. Climbing pic as 2nd and art gallery as 3rd. What's your bio? 3/5
>>25209767
Bio is perfect, pics are good but maybe change one or two of the redundant selfies to more different pics. 8/10
>>25211868
Bio is actually really good cause it's suggesting to actually do something interesting instead of just suggesting how unique or special you want to seem. Pics are good, but I'd add another clear face picture and make it your main. 8/10

>>25225268
>Use that cat pic you posted as first, it's cute. Climbing pic as 2nd and art gallery as 3rd. What's your bio? 3/5

Its blank at the moment. It was a Lenny Bruce quote for a while, then it was some bullshit about hiking and volunteering at an animal shelter, etc. Figured it didn't matter what I had since I have had zero matches so why bother putting in the effort

>>25222460
Explain?

One girl sends me a lot of snaps, personal ones. But when never answers mine. Like, she'll send "hey *my name*", but when I send her specific questions she doesn't reply. But keeps sending snaps. What does this mean?

>>25226367
Who gives a fuck, it sounds like it's not going anywhere, step it up before it peters out and ask her to hang out.

>>25226399
She lives far away, and I have exams soon and no car!

>>25226415
It means your using OKCupid personality test in a Tinder thread

Also autism

>>25224396
Hey it looks like I might though. Drinks and a bad movie at my place.

Any suggestions for the movie?

>>25226810

It doesn't have to be a bad movie. Make it a comedy, specifically Superbad. That's what I used the last time I hooked up after a movie.

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Still working on photos

>>25226820
I was thinking something stupid funny like Miami Connection. The bad movie thing is an inside joke between us.

>>25226847
seems a bit edgy and the whole thing about being unemployed will obviously be a major turn off, especially for a lot of tinder women who are just using it as a free night out

obviously you don't want to attract those women but if you're using tinder you want to get some matches

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does this gorilla have more matches than you??? (account made 4 days ago) lets find OUT

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>>25227668
look fellas if a gorilla can do it so can you!

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>>25227668
>>25227673
my "real" account

no bio ftw

>>25226847
too many words

>>25225268
weird bio dude

>>25225103
invest in crypto currency and then just buy women

>>25223726
Thats a terrible photo, girls dont want silly they want stoic fuck machine, some of your others look good

>>25222460
>shittest
jesus man go back to r9k

>>25220515
handsome but idk your bio, remove the photo with the girl out of the two u think is less attractive

>>25220375
that bio is just stupid as fuck, my gorilla got more matches than you

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Just did my bimonthly reset, advice lads?

>>25227767
first photo is pretty akward, but it would be good to have a first photo of you in your sports gear but not looking silly

and instead of saying "i have a dog" - post a picture with you and it- statistically more likely to get matches and it doesnt seem as forced

too many photos choose 3-4

youre handsome though so it should be ez mode for u

>>25227689
How do you middle out vs the gorilla

>>25227786
Thanks for the tip mate. Last time I was in here it was the "you must have 6 pictures" meme. I think I'll drop the last two.
And I wish it was ez ;_;

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I've been asking girls for their numbers very direct and early into interactions and it has worked 3 times in a row. After I said that she gave me her number and said "very smooth".

Thing is. After I get there number I try and talk to them and get more conversation going and it feels like it doesn't go anywhere and they are getting bored with me and slow down their responses.

I don't want to go straight up into asking them to meet up. I don't have a car right now so that's kinda hard... But it would be nice to have a texting/sexting buddy. How should I go about that?

>>25227689
what up devin. lookin good. put a link to your youtube

>>25227921
thanks dude, mysterious 4chan friend

I show them my youtube if theyre curious

>>25227921
obviously dont know who this is but hit me up on fb or whatever and ill give you some tips

>>25227790
how do I fare is what you mean?

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I had a girl write the bio for me so I'm hoping it's good and I get a decent amount of matches.

If you fellas think otherwise it would be appreciated.

Also rate my pics pls

>>25205370

How likely is it that I'd find a trap on Tinder? Has anyone else found one before?

>>25228166
The first part is kinda dumb but the second half is totally something else it is hilarious, too many pictures cut down the selfies

>>25228168
do you live near a populated liberal city ?>>25228166
actually just cut that first half of the bio and make the third photo your first photo get rid of the tacky mirror shot and get a photo of u with the dog

>>25228185

Yes. I'd say it's fairly liberal, less than some places but fairly liberal. Is it still unlikely though? I would guess that it is. I've heard of grindr but only into traps so wouldn't really want to use that app.

>>25228195
nah, you have a good chance then

ive noticed more of them on okcupid

>>25228213

How much of a chance just curious? I mean, will it take me a few weeks before finding one (on Tinder)? Seems like traps are rare af desu.

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>>25228185
The only photo I have of me with my dog is a selfie so I just got rid of the one with me eating a marshmallow

>>25228228
just give it a shot, desu i see too many of them and im not into it ever

>>25228232
looks good, just be confident in yourself

>>25228241
ty my man I've already been pretty successful desu just trying to M A X I M I Z E

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Just started seriously using Tinder, and am not having any luck. I am not matching with hardly anybody after hundreds of swipes. Match with a few girl here and there. They are so boring that I just stop talking to them, or they dont reply.

Not sure what I'm doing wrong. Am I that damn ugly? Whats my problem?

>>25228534
pls respond

>>25227855
>But it would be nice to have a texting/sexting buddy. How should I go about that?
Tbh m8 check out this
>>>/int/74595933

>>25228534
Too many pics. Just use one or two and don't make it a selfie. They don't know crap about you so don't tell them crap and let them fill in their own story. They don't need to know nor do they really want to. The first line is probably enough.

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Stopped using tinder about a year and a half ago but had moderate success. This time I'm starting a new profile, borrowed a line I saw in my bio from some other dude here.

R8 and critique please

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Anyone know what she's implying?
How should I respond?

>>25208155
sluts are leftists m8

>>25228880
what kind of autism is this

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>>25228870
I just started todat aswell
I would say try get a photo with friends or doing some sort of activity

Is my first photo too silly and how do you bio?

>>25228892
Thanks m8. I would say turn up the brightness on your first pic if you can. Maybe crop it a little closer too.

General question: I put my Anthem as "Let's Groove" by Earth Wind and Fire, is that too dumb?

>>25228900
I dont know that song but i was going to ask aswell mine was kavinsky night call

>>25216931
WOW... this post got deleted because WHY? I found so much shit on this guy and he is still out there threatening women. Oh yeah, My sister found his phone book of numbers... anyone want to call this fucker.... he has a couple of them. Will post if anyone is interested.

>>25229309
What are you talking about? The post wasn't deleted.

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I'm not sure how to play this.

>>25228880
You answered the first question no problem, just use that same humour to respond. She's spelled it out, looks like she should be stuck up and classy but is really a fun aloof mess. Roll with it man you've got this.

>>25229433
I'm not sure what you expected making a joke about your penis size and saying 1.5 inches...

>>25229629
If I said "20 inches" or something I'm pretty sure the joke wouldn't have been as obvious or as funny.

I had no expectations though. And she'sreplied multiple times now so idk if I'm supposed to continue with innuendo about my dick.

>>25229662
Lol well don't be to drastic with it obviously, but you could still turn it around if you're still getting replies. Take the convo into another direction and use another joke if you're running out of ideas.

Protip: If you think buying the Premium service will somehow improve your game and increase your number of matches, it won't. If you're an uggo like me how can't take a decent picture or even smile then you are straight fucked no matter what you do so save your money.

Thank god for the lax refund policy

>>25228859
To many pictures cant be my only problem, common someone tell me what im doing wrong? I cant get more then 2 or 3 matches after hundreds of right swipes

>>25229433
"Well, I can give you something a bit longer..."

>>25230044
There's no one reason, everyone has different issues. The main thing I'd say is don't swipe right on so many matches just for the sake of it.

Having 6 pics isn't a issue, don't take Tinder too seriously and over think why matches aren't flying in, it doesn't happen for guys.

My matches have all come from girls I matched weeks ago, not all of them use tinder all that must so consider that too.

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Havent had much luck so far. Only one of those picture is a selfie but I guess they're pretty much all close-up.
I have no picture of me doing something without having my taller, more attractive friends in the frame.

>>25230044
YOur first two pictures aren't great and that's all a girl is going to look through before disinterest.
Never lead with a selfie, and if you are taking selfies do it with your head angled like in your first pic.

If I'm being honest the full beard isn't working for me, its kind of unattractive because your mustache is really wispy and not noticeable; I'd keep it close like in #5. Lead with either 6 or 4, get rid of 2 and 3. Make 5 your second picture.

Do you have contacts? Your glasses are making your nose really stick out.

Also it'd be nice to see some expression on your face. It doesn't have to just be a smile, 5 is a good picture because it has some kind of personality. In every other picture you have the same expression and that's no good.

>>25230516
Dude your pics are great as is, just need a little rearranging. If your lead pic isn't working, make it your second and move 5 to the first slot. If you have a beard right now, I'd drop 4 since its kind of redundant. I'd rearrange to:

5, 3, 1, 2

What is your bio?

What is up with Tinder now? A year and a half ago, I got a dozen matches or so within the first week, and usually at least 5 or 6 in the first day. Now it's barren. I only have one match after an entire day. Did something happen to Tinder while I was gone?

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I start conversations really terribly, usually 'hey whats up'. I get matches with little issue but most of the time women just don't respond, other times I fail to really get to the point.

Would it be better to just get to the point? Ask them out for a drink or pizza?

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Too many pictures with animals?

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>>25227855
I wouldn't go into it wanting a texting/sexting buddy. Ease in and see where it goes, if that's what they want then that's cool
>>25228232
Much better imo. Don't be surprised if some BDSM freeks take your bio seriously
>>25228534
Nice and concise. I like the look of your profile a lot. But why are dogs always used to get matches on Tinder?

Alright here's mine. pls no bully

I need criticism though

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>>25231110
2/2

>>25231110
>Much better imo. Don't be surprised if some BDSM freeks take your bio seriously

I'm hoping for it :^)

>>25230542
Thanks for the reply.

I dont really life the first picture that much either but I thought it was one of the only decent ones I have. The beard I get mixed receptions. Some people like it, some hate it. I'm conflicted with it now because I hate how I look with no facial hair. I think I look like a pussy bitch without facial hair, but realize by beard isnt exactly full. The pic makes it look a little worse then it is because of the lighting.
Also I make that face most of the time because I hate my smile When I smile my cheeks get really big and it makes me look fat. Also my eyes get smaller.

I'll try to work on some better selfies later.

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Heres an update. How is this?

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I feel somewhat successful but could always improve

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Uh…. I think she wants the sex.
What do I do guys?
I've never made it this far...

>>25212153
make fourth pic your first and get new ones, in every other pic you look like you're literally 12

i am not exaggerating to be a dick

>>25231323

Do you actually play guitar/have it in your pics/bio? It just seems like a bot with the grammar and those random spaces, but some girls/people type like that so it could be legit.

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>>25231356
yeah I have 2 pictures with guitars

>>25231368

Oh that's good then. I can't really help on where to go from there. I usually just stick to random chatting/joking/getting to know you stuff until I ask to meet or for a #

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>>25231443
False alarm
She's retarded, and thinks that I can make her famous

>>25231445

Lol that sucks

>>25231445
A moment of silence for a fallen brother

F

>>25227996
what's your YT?

Bitch just sent a first message asking me how I'm doing? What do? I've been stumped for 45 minutes now.

>>25220446
You're not that weird egg guy who used to post on /fa/ are you?

How do you use tinder when you travel for the weekend or on vacation to another city/state/country?

What to include in profile, what pic to use to get differentiated from the locals and how do you avoid scammers and catfishing?

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how to improve?

>>25207618
I like that picture of you starring at the abandon building like you broke it or something

>>25208924
Dude.

Its cool. I am in the same boat. I need to do something with my life.

>>25211172
Why get friends to take pictures of you? You should just have friends that take pictures.

>>25208924
age?
location?
you look familiar

>>25209781
Handsome

>>25211868
bio doesn't matter for girls.

>>25231267
wtf is that posture?

>>25230516
I'd change the main pic. You look like a crackhead in that one.

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>>25228534
>>25231216
Should get rid of #4 and maybe replace it with original #3. Good choice getting rid of original #2. Neckbeards are disgusting but ginger ones are the worst desu famerino.

>>25230726
3 seems kinda overkill yeah.
Good bio tho, made me chuckle

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Didn't start swiping yet, should I switch 1&2? Do you guys think the bio will work?

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i look angry if i dont smile so i feel like i have to smile

bio says
"Hiking, Tattoos, Music Production
6ft"

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>>25229433
What is even with this girl? What's her angle? I haven't even managed to say anything particularly embarrassing or funny so why is she sticking to this?

>>25237759
she wants ur 6 inches

>didn't use the app for a week
>drop a boost when I use it
>suddenly like 12 matches and most of them are hot

>>25208530
You look like one of those "just discovered memebase" people. At best you'll be getting one of those "rawrz :3" girls.
Remove the shooped pic and the meme bio, ffs.

>>25208924
>Reddit notification

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Matched with a girl who said she likes memes on her bio.
What do I say?

>>25237827
Tell her that memes and image macros are different and that if she weren't such a newfag she would know that.

>>25237827
*teleports behind you*
m'lady

Okay so my options are:
(A) "six inches sounds pretty severe to me" or
(B) the purposely corny "it can be as severe as you like, gurl" maybe also with a wink emoji

>>25237759