Robot GF/BF application thread

>>25158207
I really like these threads but the truth of the matter is they belong on /soc/.

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>>25158207
>Haven't seen one of these in a while.

xcvxcvxc

>>25158208
this is for robots only

>>25158210
The one I made earlier only got 20 replies. Good luck you copy cat.

>>25158210
real robots wouldn't have the confidence to fill this out and post it

can a BPD or schizo femanon just pls be my gf

>>25158207
Yeah let's be honest with ourselves OP. Any woman on this board willing to identify them self as a woman is most likely a vapid attention whore. On an anonymous board, I shouldn't know the race or gender of any other poster, and anyone willing to break that is just seeking attention

>>25158213
They'l talk to you for one day and then stop. They won't even block you, they'll just stop responding.

>>25158214
You post your race and gender, so people will know whether they want to respond to you or not.
Most femanons aren't attracted to non white posters, so it acts as a filter to save time.

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>>25158215
well i havent talked to a girl in a long time so it would be nice

>>25158207
>Location
U.S
>Gender
Male
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
21
>Weight
145lb
>Height
5'9"
>Race
White
>Kinks
None
>Occupation
Student
>Interests
Vidya, anime, art, tv
Let's be honest, only girls and traps will get replies, let alone contacted.

>>25158211
I must have missed that one.

>>25158216
Yeah, but the whole point is I shouldn't know the gender of any poster on this board. I should be able to speculate it, but I shouldn't know it. It's supposed to be an anonymous board. If you want some sort of account to track unique individuals by, go to fucking leddit

>>25158220
you won't know any of that outside of this thread

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I know this is /soc/ tier but any UCF anons in here? I kinda just want a friend

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>>25158207
>>Location
Texas
>>Gender (must state if trap)
male (male)
>>Sexual Orientation
Straightish
>>Virgin?
yes
>>Age
21
>>Weight
180ish
>>Height
5'10"
>>Race
White
>>Kinks
Traps
Futa
Impregnation
Hand holding
>>Occupation
Shit online job/student
>>Interests
Anime, shitposting, learning japanese, learning to draw, gaming
>>Contact info
I have a discord if anyone's actually interested

>>25158221
I shouldn't know any of this inside this board. Fuck off to soc you faggot

I'm a female in Midwestern America. I'm looking for someone who feels disconnected from reality or not human.

What's the point, the only single females here around my age are absolute cows. The rest are all married and have at least 3 kids. Fucking bible belt shithole.

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>>25158225
What state, Im in Ohio and Im pretty much fed up with reality in general and want to escape from this shit

>>25158227
Where I'm from directly touches Ohio. Are you from Cincinnati?

These questions seem off somehow.
I just want to talk to someone who isnt judgemental. I'll be your gf (male) if you need that in return but I am so lonely lately I just want to talk.

>>25158218
Location
>US

well no shit with no contact info too why should you get a reply?
Its hard to learn this shit and we need practice

>school in pa, live in ny
>m
>straight
>no
>19
>6'4"
>180
>white
>no
>students
>music, computers
ill get a throwaway if someone bites

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>>25158207

>Location
socal

everything else is in my chart
>Contact info
rcsalycid at gmail dot com

Reminder to report and hide blatant /soc/ threads such as this one.

>>25158233
Reminder to fuck off ya prick
Oooooooooooooh

>>25158233
This is fair. I'm from commiefornia and it is super hard not to just shout that I have boobs and hope they fix my tism. These threads are cancer that never work. Pls report ppl, we don't need this.

>>25158235
Soc is disgusting though and filled with dicks and vapid women

>>25158235
I'll report your tits binch
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh

>>25158227
Fuck yeah, Ohiobro

440 representing

Colorado here. Any robots want to play videogames together?

>Location
USA
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male (not trap)
>Sexual Orientation
Bi
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
17
>Weight
230
>Height
6'1"
>Race
White
>Kinks
Cuddling
>Occupation
Student
>Interests
Vidya, lego (unironically)
>Contact info
Kik: megaman7700

>Location
England
>Gender
Female (female)
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
18
>Weight
108lb
>Height
5'4"
>Race
Caucasian
>Kinks
None
>Occupation
Nothing currently
>Interests
Vidya, guitar, music, sleep
>Contact info
Kik- bothaf

looking for a cute bf but also too lazy to fill out the form

>>25158241
>England
Why? I want my qt gf, is not fair.

>Texas
>Male
>Straight
>No
>19
>160 pounds
>5'11''
>Caucasian
>Blowjobs mang
>Retail
>Psychology, Biology, Anthropology, Philosophy
>Discord: Mutiny #1121

>Location
Utah
>Gender (must state if trap)
M
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yee
>Age
26
>Weight
160 ottermode not fat
>Height
5'11"
>Race
Russian
>Kinks
BDSM, Hairy, Drool
>Occupation
NEET
>Interests
singing, guitar, piano, (5 other weird instruments) game design, lookism.net, nutrition, psychology, memes
>Contact info
skype is "shad owmax im" no spaces. (was getting a lot of spam bots)
snapchat is "shadow 943" again no spaces

pls i promise i can look like a chad or am at least 8/10+ i just have 0 social skills

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>Location
United S of A
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Non practicing straight
>Virgin?
Mostly
>Age
20
>Weight
190
>Height
5'11"
>Race
Everything's white, everything's right
>Kinks
Really trashy girls, bdsm stuff
>Occupation
Freelancer with a heart of gold
>Interests
Movies, books written at least a century ago, American Folklore, theology, writing
>Contact info
Kik: Herrkiaser

>>25158218
maybe if u had literally anything interesting about u whatsoever, weren't 5"9, and didnt describe ur only interests as "vidya" "anime" "art" and "tv"

like ur a blank slate of a human
a braindead nothing redditor shell
seriously
u could kill urself and still not die because there are hundreds of u asking girls on r9k to add u discord every day

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>>25158228
yeah im in cincinnati, funny how that happens

>Location
Northern California
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male (male)
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
KV
>Age
19
>Weight
120 lbs
>Height
5'9"
>Race
White
>Kinks
I've not had sex so it seems presumptive to say I have real kinks but if you must ask I'm interested in pegging and feet
>Occupation
College and part time machinist
>Interests
Music (playing and listening), vidya, talking about stupid stuff
>Contact info
[email protected]

>>25158241
>posting kik
>being on r9k

i even live in england and want a gf but u should just fucking drown urself boring tabula rasa internet girl no name no personality freak

>>25158247
I don't actually want replies. I just wrote it out of boredom. I'd be stupid to think that even if I talked about myself that there would somehow be a girl I'd like on r9k who also happens to live near me. It's completely unrealistic.

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>>25158228
I guess I forgot to ask too, but you can contact me at [email protected] assuming youre the original person i responded to

is it even possible for someone with a soul to post in these threads holy shit you are all the exact same person every male is 5"9 (LMAO) and just likes the same boring shit saying you "like art" isnt anything saying u "like reading" isnt anything saying u "like music" isnt anything just fuck off to reddit or /soc/ holy shit

>>25158251
i knew you'd respond with a half assed comment like this, trying to mask the fact that you are literally a nothing person a hollow empty shell with no real meat in ur skull apart from a big grey lump of meaningless flesh that is desperate to not be alone but so insipid and painfully boring that deep down u know no one will ever even be able to put up with ur company let alone love u

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>>25158253
>he doesn't get the post-ironic joke

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>>25158253
Some of us are 5'7" and just want to die if you think that makes me sounds more appealing :^}

>>25158253
WOW, who would have thought that the average male... is average height. And get ready for another one... that guys of 4chan like the same shit! I don't know about you but my mind is blown right now!

>>25158255

wow its like im reading a 2013 time capsule from reddit

>>25158253
Post yours then, Mr. Interesting.

>>25158207
go back to /soc/ you fucker. we dont want this shit here

>>25158257
if u think 5"9 is average height then why does every male under 6"0 get ridiculed for being a fucking manbaby you pathetic freak, go back to watching game of thrones

>>25158259
you would have never heard of the majority of things I actually enjoy because you are not smart

so ill just pretend to be like u

"game of thrones"
"dune"
"cs:go"
"anime"
"art"
"music"

i feel so sorry for female browsers of r9k that want a boyfriend jesus christ these are fucking slim pickings thank god every female is a husked nonbeing mundane

>>25158262
>>25158263
Do we have a new Johnny Neptune already? Jesus.

>>25158207
Canada

Female

I am looking for virgin guys

20yrs old

98lbs

5'3ft

white french gurl

animoms, i study languages

skype: skyblues892

>>25158261
Guess what? Being a pretentious little shit isn't helping you. Nobody wants to be friends with someone that insecure who thinks he's better than others because he likes different things.

>>25158207
Mass

Male

Straight

Virgin

18

145lbs

6'1

White

No real kinks, I just want a nice girl to talk to

Unifag

Music vidya anime

[email protected]

>>25158265
proof that this is actually you is required

>>25158265
>I am looking for virgin guys

In a whorish way or looking for a fellow virgin to be husbando?

>Location
Maryland
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
End your life
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
22
>Weight
185
>Height
5'8
>Race
Half spic half white
>Kinks
Kill yourself
>Occupation
Line cook
>Interests
Cooking, snakes, making clothes, folding bikes
>Contact info
Yes

>>25158250
would you prefer email?

>>25158271
yes. what are you looking for

>>25158207
>NJ
>Male
>Straight
>/y/
>18
>170
>6'3"
>White
>Depression
>Unemployed, but going to Uni soon
>Vidya, Most Music
>reply for steam

>>25158207
not gonna bother typing out the rest because its an empty place.

>montana
>male

I'll literally meet anyone if theyre in the local area

>>25158265
In https://archived.moe/r9k/thread/31824508/#31825438 you say you're 23.

In https://yuki.la/soc/24643924#p24646235 you say you live in Mexico.

>>25158207
>>Location
Chicago
>>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>>Virgin?
Yes
>>Age
22
>>Weight
170
>>Height
6 feet
>>Race
white/Scandinavian
>>Occupation
Programmer
>>Interests
anime, japanese culture, videogames, scale models
>>Contact info
kyotoani on skype

>>25158275
god dammit! then who the fuck am i talking to?
fuck catfish!!

>>25158272
i was joking but here it is anyway [email protected]

just want to talk to people

>Location
Wichita, KS, USA
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male (male)
>Sexual Orientation
Bi, but I prefer boys
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
25
>Weight
215
>Height
6'3"
>Race
White
>Kinks
I would really like to hold hands, cuddle, and be in a monogamous relationship with you!
>Occupation
Software dev
>Interests
I like taking care of my cats, making computer projects for my family & my homelab, and being quiet at home. Drinking & other substances as long as they're not illegal is fine too! I don't play video games much anymore.
>Contact info
[email protected]

>>25158277
Google their Skype name before adding one. This person seems to post frequently on /soc/ too.

>>25158215
lol this wtf

>talk to schizo girl from here
>talk for a week
>ghosted
why do they do this?

>>25158281
What was her name? I may know this person?

>>25158207
Everyone in this thread who says they don't have kinks other than cuddling or kissing is a liar

>>25158282
I don't remember it's been a while ago

>>25158270
>>Occupation
>Line cook
>>Interests
>Cooking, snakes, making clothes, folding bikes

Are you sure you aren't a full spic, anon?

>>25158285
I look like a sleepy white person. Spics are afraid of snakes anyways.

>>25158265
If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is

>>25158283
I like lactation but I don't think any girls here like that.

Massachusetts
Male
Hi
No
18
145
5'5
White
Pegging, being tied up an ridden, sensual kissing
Pizza chef and student
PC, going to the gym, 420, psychedelics, improving myself
Kabodorappo on kik

>Location
Southwestern USA

>Gender (must state if trap)
Female

>Sexual Orientation
Straight

>Virgin?
Kissless, hand-holdless virgin

>Age
20

>Weight
92lbs

>Height
4'11''

>Race
Mexican

>Kinks
DDLG, femdom

>Occupation
NEET looking for a wealthy bf to take care of me and spoil me

>Interests
Anime, vidya, mathematics, science, music, baking

>Contact info
Skype: [email protected]

>>25158229
What do you want to talk about?

Oreoginalio

>>25158207
>Location
UK
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
19
>Weight
Dunno. Im not fat though
>Height
6'5
>Race
White british
>Kinks
Literally any sex
>Occupation
Work in a fucking shop, boys
>Interests
Music, playing and listening. Read books, particularly ""literature""" and also video game
>Contact info
Just relply to post

>>25158229
Kabodorappo on kik

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>Gender (must state if trap)
Male(male)
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
22
>Weight
Ham planet
>Height
Manlet
>Race
Caucasian
>Kinks
A whole lot of stuff, I am dom leaning switch I guess?
>Occupation
NEET
>Interests
Anime, manga, games, I sometimes draw but lately I've stopped trying to get better and just scribble headless things then color them dodgy and feel a sense of satisfaction I shouldn't be feeling, I drink a lot and ramble on about dumb shit
>Contact info
uguu#4580

>>25158290
there is no way. but i will verify and report back to the thread

>>25158290
sounds too good not to be b8

>tfw no mexicutie little

>>25158296
>>25158295
But you guys are always saying it's easy for grills to get life on easy mode?
I just want someone to take care of me

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>Location
NY (near NYC)
>Gender (must state if trap)
Cis male scum
>Sexual Orientation
I like girls (female) and girls (male)
>Virgin?
No but that's a bit of a stort, I didn't want to lose it
>Age
20
>Weight
300 (not super obese, currently down from 320, so taking care of myself)
>Height
6'2"
>Race
Burger
>Kinks
wew, uh. Lots of stuff. Pretty much a pervert. Just run your hands everywhere. Too many to list.
>Occupation
Hospitality
>Interests
Reading about history, learning music related shit, vidya, animoo and mango, being degenerate, collecting small artifacts, have a lot of small interests.
>Contact info
Skype: king.shitpost

>Location
PA
>Gender (must state if trap)
Female (female)
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
22
>Weight
130
>Height
5'5
>Race
White
>Kinks
Hand-holding, cuddling
>Occupation
NEET
>Interests
Learning Japanese, slice of life anime, rhythm games
>Contact info
Sierrachan112 on kik

I have crippling depression and autism. I haven't spoken to anyone besides my mom and the Internet for days. Just your fair warning.

>Location
Scotland
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male (male)
>Sexual Orientation
Bisexual (traps)
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
19
>Weight
154 lb (estimate)
>Height
6'2
>Race
White british
>Kinks
Literally any sex
>Occupation
Student
>Interests
Music, playing bass, reading books (mostly fantasy), and also video games
>Contact info
Kik: JamesVaret

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>Location
UK England
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No
>Age
23
>Weight
98KG but I have a fair amount of natural muscle from my genetics
>Height
179cm
>Race
White
>Kinks
Well.. recently I got more into anime so therefore hentai turns me on
>Occupation
Business Support Admin Assistant
>Interests
I play video games pretty much have all my life
Reading
>Contact info
http://steamcommunity.com/id/heheheheheh123123/

>>25158300
>stealing my answer for kinks

Fuck you start a band with me or I'll batter you

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Can someone make a friend finder thread like this one
>Location
>Gender
>Age
>Religion
>Economic views
>Cultural views (conservative or anti traditionalist)
>Occupation
>Personality type
>Favorite vidya
>Favorite anime
>Favorite music
>Other interests
>Contact info

For some reason im not allowed to start threads

>>25158302
Fuck you, I'll enjoy it.
And I never said I was good, I can play some basic songs but that's about it.

>>25158207
W.A
male
?
yer
25
100
186
white
?
?
?
?

>>25158223
How do you do?
origionalion

>>25158210
Make a robot only one on /soc/ I did that two years ago there and got a cute tomboy that I'm still with, I don't think it will work out all that great here.

>>25158223
Is it too late to get your discord? ? ?

>>25158307
Their is barely robots on /soc/

>california
>M
>straight
>yes
>28
>145 lb
>5 '9
>asian
>software engineer
>video games, being forced to go outside
>Just reply if interested .__.

>>25158309
If they go on that board they're not robots.

>>25158290
Oops, the skype is
lilipandilla96

without the gmail part

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>Location
From Russia/ In Chicago
>Gender (must state if trap)
Female (female)
>Sexual Orientation
Bisexual
>Virgin?
raped only
>Age
18
>Weight
100lb
>Height
5'2
>Race
Slavic/Korean
>Kinks
Submissive/degradation etc etc
>Occupation
University
>Interests
Photography/vidya/cooking/drawing/music/ etc
>Contact info
Piety#0537

>>25158310
Where in California are you from, friendo?

>>25158303
>Location
Scotland
>Gender
Male
>Age
19
>Religion
Atheist
>Economic views
Capitalist
>Cultural views (conservative or anti traditionalist)
Anti traditionalist
>Occupation
Student
>Personality type
Myers Briggs test don't work for some reason, keep giving me different answers. On average though, ISTP
>Favourite vidya
Dark Souls
>Favourite anime
JJBA
>Favorite music
Dirty blues
>Other interests
Tabletop RPGs
>Contact info
Kik: JamesVaret

>>25158308
acutespider#7910, I'm spergy and useless at conversations though so don't expect much

>>25158316
>acutespider#7910
I am too, but we'll see

>>25158305
i just realized i exist, i don't live, holy shit.

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>Gender (must state if trap)
kill me
>Sexual Orientation
kill me
>Virgin?
kill me
>Age
kill me
>Weight
kill me
>Height
kill me
>Race
kill me
>Kinks
kill me
>Occupation
kill me
>Interests
knitting
>Contact info
skype: [email protected]

Serious inquiries only. I love you all.

>>25158319
what does kill me even mean.

>>25158309
>>25158311
I think we just throw terms on a wall and see what sticks
2010 a robot was someone that had serious anxiety issues with socializing
now it seems like if you have anything that could be seen as social or positive you just can't be a robot which in turn makes this application thread a paradox

>>25158321
>2010 a robot was someone that had serious anxiety issues with socializing
That's wrong. Don't pretend to know about something you don't.

>>25158321
Go back to /soc/ and stay there
The rest of this site hates you.

>>25158315
You seem like a cool guy but sadly you live to far from me

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>Location
England
>Gender
Male
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No had sex a couple of times with this girl who made it all happen since I couldn't approach her or anything
>Age
22
>Weight
189lb
>Height
5'11"
>Race
White
>Kinks
Kinda boring when it comes to sex since I dont get any.. just normal sex is fine, I;m the type of person who preferes to please others so I get into what they are into
>Occupation
Work in an office part time
>Interests
Video games, reading, movies, anime

I don't think I will get any replys however I post this because 2 years ago I had a long distance Skype relationship and when it ended (I ended it) I really missed her, she actually got married shortly after so I couldn't get in contact with her. We both enjoyed getting to know each other and having someone you can talk to whenever you want and will listen to your shit. I wouldn't mind having that again. I got discord and Skype so if you want it reply.

>>25158322
So what was it then? You are quick to dismiss it but won't clarify?
Speaks more on now little you know.

>>25158274
You in billings?

>>25158320
It's pretty self explanatory hunny : ^ )

>>25158323
>The rest of this site hates you.
That's /pol/ anon

>>25158328
well want me to?

>kik girl from here who claims to be autistic
>cuts contact after a little bit of chatting
See I knew it. I'm just too boring and autistic to have a gf. I'm an airhead autist. Having a gf is a meme.

I don't even know why I try. I think reading doujins is giving me too many ideas.

>>25158331
Even autistic girls have loads of dudes messaging them. Girls get off on that shit man. They love the power they have over men. Just move on and deal with it, eventually you will find the person who lets you connect with them and they realize how special you are.

>>25158330
Only if make sure to do it oh so intimately.....

>>25158207
>>Location
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
>>Gender (must state if trap)
Male (male)
>>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>>Virgin?
no
>>Age
25
>>Weight
165lbs
>>Height
5'11
>>Race
white
>>Kinks
meh
>>Occupation
student
>>Interests
music
>>Contact info
Doubt anyone will want to talk to me desu but if any toronto friends are here then I'd like to

>>25158334

i would but youre a normie cunt so fuck off

>>25158303
>Location
US
>Gender
Male
>Age
19
>Religion
Christian
>Economic views
Laissez-faire
>Cultural views (conservative or anti traditionalist)
Conservative, but I reserve my judgements typically
>Occupation
Restauraunt/student
>Personality type
INTP (Myers Briggs?)
>Favorite vidya
Darksouls I, II, III, Fallout I and New Vegas, anything by Paradox
>Favorite anime
I don't watch anime
>Favorite music
Recently its been Cat Empire and Sublime, but I listen to a lot of different artists and genres on and off.
>Other interests
I love to hike and camp and just generally be in nature, ice skate, read, play vidya, do drugs occasionally

>>25158335
I'm sorry. I used to be a failed normie when I was 18 but life caught up and I've failed at anything ever since. now I just abuse benzos and barely leave my room desu

>>25158334
What originally original music do you like, original anon?

>>25158299

>>Kinks
>Hand-holding, cuddling

Kek

>>25158338
I make shitty FL studio stuff on my free time so I guess hip hop for the most part but instrumentals of anything that catches my attention. What about you?

>>25158337
Contact? I'm in the gta

>>25158341
Skype: rumsthem
T-thanks

>location
vancouver canada

>>25158340
I like a bit of everything but I have a penchant for old rock.

>>25158239
Where in Colorado
Origina

>>25158344
I've been recently getting into old music (late 60's early 70's mostly). Just spending hours on yt looking for old obscure rock and soul/blues and try to sample them for fun.

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>>25158313
lmao a slavic korean

how does that even work

>>25158299
what part of PA? near philly?

>>25158347
It doesn't. They're mentally ill. I bet their name is Steph, fucking cunt. God, she should off herself. Anorexic cunt.

>>25158343
you forgot to post the rest

>>25158270
>Cooking, snakes, making clothes
Hey me too, claiming you as my bf now

>>25158351
I guess. I'm not interested in dating but I'll talk to people who like the things I like.

>>25158207
>Location
Aus
>Gender
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No
>Age
18
>Weight
75kg
>Height
6'0"
>Race
White
>Kinks
Not too into sex
>Occupation
Student
>Interests
/co/, math, music and film but not hardcore
>Contact info
will post if someone is interested

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>>25158303
>Location
NorCal
>Gender
Male
>Age
19
>Religion
Irreligious but i believe that an ai made everything and that we are living in a virtual reality.
>Economic views
Geo Austrian
>Cultural views (conservative or anti traditionalist)
Anti traditionalist
>Occupation
Wagecuckery but im saving money to start a buisness.If your a girl or a trap from norcal i need you to help me with one of my many buisness ideas.
>Personality type
INTJ
>Favorite anime
Mecha genre
>Favorite music
Electronic music complextro house etc
>Other interests
Getting into political arguments
>Contact info
Cybot1000#3850

Im looking for friends only

>>25158350
the only thing you need

>>25158223
>Anime,learning japanese, learning to draw

Kys faggot

>>25158313
stop gathering orbiters dog killer

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>Location
New Jersey, USA
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Obviously
>Age
24
>Weight
~130 lbs
>Height
5'4"
>Race
White
>Kinks
Consensual hand-holding with interlocking fingers
>Occupation
Whatever I can find, currently a deckhand.
>Interests
Anime, vidya, D&D, going to places like museums and historical sites, going /out/.
>Contact info
Kik: jmfit01

>>25158313
Bulgarian here

Please be my mixed slavic shortstack gf

>Location
UK
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Y
>Age
25
>Weight
Slightly overweight
>Height
6'1
>Race
White
>Kinks
None t bh
>Occupation
/biz/
>Interests
Combinatronics, set theory and french cinema
>Contact info
Reply if interested ill give you a throwaway.

>>25158210
>this is for robots only

Do you really think it's only robots on this board?

kek, I guarantee you 90% of the posts will be from low-tier normies who come here to finally feel "above" other people.

All the females who post will be whores with 100's of skype/discord contacts.

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>>25158313
>From Russia
>raped only
>Submissive/degradation

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>Location
Southeast US, but moving to Northwest
>Gender
Girl ( male )
>Orientation
I like both desu
>Virgin?
I've never been penetrated, but I've been lewd before.
>Age
20
>Weight
180 (working on this, I want to get to 135.)
>Height
5'7
>Race
White/spic mix
>Kinks
I'm open to whatever makes my partner happy. I like handholding, cuddling and I'm really submissive.
>Occupation
CS student and parttime food service job to afford vidya
>Interests
Vidya, cosplaying, languages, shitposting, cooking.
>Contact info
I don't ever use it, but I'll give you my actual info via my kik which is hydropis.

>>25158319
>daddytime
I'll be your daddy, but get discord.

>>25158359
misleh che sum sam tuk

>Location
Melbourne
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No
>Age
20
>Weight
67kg
>Height
168cm
>Race
hWhite
>Kinks
None really
>Occupation
Student
>Interests
Cooking, Cinema and Clubbing
>Contact info
(you) me

>>25158314
im from the bay area, san jose

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>Location
US
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
22
>Weight
180
>Height
6'0
>Race
White
>Kinks
dd/lg
>Occupation
None
>Interests
Literally nothing but killing time at the computer, and using drugs.
As a note to this - I am planning a "final vacation", if you get what I mean. I have about $20k in savings, and plan to move someplace and enjoy a few months living life on my remaining money. If you're a girl interested in doing this with me, contact me - but you should know what I mean by this. Not at all interested in trannies.
>Contact info
discord: stan#4809

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>>25158365
Nikoga ne si sam...

Nice sausage fest guys.

>Location
USA
>Gender (must state if trap)
Female
>Sexual Orientation
Rather straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
19
>Weight
130 or less, I haven't been weighed in over a year
>Height
5'5
>Race
White
>Kinks
Generally submissive but pretty open
>Occupation
Student
>Interests
All I do is watch movies/shows/videos and slum around online
>Contact info
I have a throwaway email

>>25158371
What part of the USA?

>>25158371

What part of USA, also throwaway pls?

>>25158372
>>25158373
Midwest
[email protected]

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>>25158207
>>Location USA,NC
near Charlotte
>>Gender Male
>>Sexual Orientation:gay
>>Virgin? i have fucked some boys my age when i was in middle School and was fucked by them etc
>>Age 20
>>Weight 135
>>Height 5'5" to 7" i forget
>>Race "white", Russian,jewish
>>Kinks gay "nazi" i am a pol nazi furry that watches MLP,and i like bara,but I don't like guys that are unhygienic.
>>Occupation assistant manager at a pizza place
>>Interests 3d modeling,2d art(not great) technology, computers and computer games,and fitness a little
>>Contact info @ DMoose on telegram


I am looking for someone to talk to about personal stuff and if we meet up and do other stuff that would be great,but anything is fine.
I really need a guy to talk to my freind just got upset during a political conversation about abortion,called me a monster,and told me i was evil then blocked me.
We have been talking for almost a year,and i need someone to talk to after work and before work.12 pm to 4 pm andor 2 am to 4 am

>>25158375

how could anyone even be this much of a faggot

>>25158374
The midwest is a really fuckin big place. Post a state.

>>25158376
I ask myself that Every day,but yiu need to be way more specific.

>Location
California
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No
>Age
21
>Weight
220
>Height
6'0
>Race
Hispanic
>Kinks
I don't have any
>Occupation
Ride operator
>Interests
Video games, Law, Chinese (language and traditions), Card games, exotic foods and swimming. I've been dabbling in art as well.
>Contact info
You first

>>Location
SoCal
>>Gender (must state if trap)
Female (female)
>>Sexual Orientation
Straightish
>>Virgin?
Yes
>>Age
20
>>Weight
100
>>Height
5'3
>>Race
Korean
>>Kinks
I dont have any
>>Occupation
I work as a waitress
>>Interests
Books, anime, video games, Law and art
>>Contact info

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>Location
socal
>Gender (must state if trap)
male(male) but shitty at being a model of conventional masculinity T B H
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Virgin?
ye
>Age
24
>Weight
165
>Height
6'0
>Race
white
>Kinks
qt grills
>Occupation
delivery boi
>Interests
vidya, fitness, nutrition, history, physics, low fantasy medieval stuff, programming

I want to learn a foreign language but not sure how to really approach it as a hobby or become truly proficient in it without having other people to converse in it with on a regular basis.
>Contact info
michaelzkoster at gmail

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>>Location
~20 mins north of Chicago, IL
>>Gender (must state if trap)
dudebro
>>Sexual Orientation
straight
>>Virgin?
we're on /r9k/, what do you think
>>Age
18
>>Weight
170lb
>>Height
6'2"
>>Race
white
>>Kinks
meh
>>Occupation
software developer
>>Interests
vidya, programming, writing, shitposting
>>Contact info
discord: ..#7349

>>25158382
You sound like great property material, their might be someone in your area that wants to own you, desperate losers like you deserved to be used.Being someone elses property is the only thing that can give you happiness

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REQUESTING A SOUL MATE/BOYFRIEND TO FALL IN LOVE WITH

>Location
New Zealand. Willing to travel L I T E R A L L Y anywhere in the world for right boy.
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male.
>Sexual Orientation
Faggot.
>Virgin?
No.
>Age
22
>Weight
130 lbs.
>Height
5'10"
>Race
White.
>Kinks
Mostly vanilla but open to stuff.
>Occupation
Gradecuck.
>Interests
Vidya, physics, programming, kino, adveturan, typical robot stuff.
>Contact info
afsutherland00 at gmail.com

People say I look 18, looking for someone who is sorta similar to me. White and skinny required. Basically I want someone to be best friends who I can hang out and play vidya/go on roadtrip adventures with but do coupley things and lewd stuff with too.

>>25158384
My best freind is talking to a kiwi as well.
How can there be so many faggots in one island?

>>25158377
If they're that elusive they're not worth the time and are just doing it for the laughs. So they can fuck off.

Scotland
Male/Trap (not a disgusting one)
Into women
Virgin
20
8.5 stone
Height:idk small-medium?

>Location
usa
>Gender
female
>Sexual Orientation
w/e
>Virgin?
yes
>Age
22
>Weight
130
>Height
5'8"
>Race
white
>Occupation
wageslave
>Interests
video games, film, drugs, naps, food, plants, animals, linguistics, carpentry

I'm mentally ill af

>Location
England
>Gender (must state if trap)
Female (MtF)
>Sexual Orientation
Bisexual
>Virgin?
Yup
>Age
21
>Weight
165lbs
>Height
185cm
>Race
White
>Kinks
None
>Occupation
Neet
>Interests
None
>Contact info
KIK:JessieMemeQueen

>>25158388

Where in usa? Hit me up girl, mental illness is a blast

[email protected]

>>25158390
No dude, it's not the cute kind

>>25158381
Ayyy bro what language?

>>25158391

Send me a message we can talk about how not cute your illnesses are

>>25158392
I'm kinda interested in finnish or icelandic, but feel that learning mandarin or russian would be more beneficial while remaining interesting

>>25158393
I'm gonna pass this time, good luck tho

>Location
Arizona (tempe) during school year, Los Angeles( west LA) during summer
>Gender (must state if trap)
male
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Virgin?
Kissless virgin
>Age
19
>Weight
115
>Height
5'4
>Race
1/4th nip 3/4th scottish/english/irish/finnish/american mutt
>Kinks
>Occupation
student
>Interests
vidya, programming, computers
>Contact info
[email protected]

>>25158394
I tried learning icelandic. Fucking insane. My girlfriend is chinese so I was considering learning it.

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>Location
SoCal
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
19
>Weight
150
>Height
6ft
>Race
White
>Kinks
eh idk
>Occupation
IT things and stuff
>Interests
artificial intelligence/machine learning, math (fractals, geometry, topology), logic, shit memes (pic related I made it), trippy visual art, etc.
>Contact info
um

>>25158395

Wow so easily dismissive, why even post in here

>>25158399
I'm posting here to find somebody who has stuff in common with me to talk to and hang out with, not somebody with a morbid curiosity and a hero complex to romanticize my illness

>>25158400

Maybe thats me, dont know till you try 8)

>>25158241
I'll take your virginity if you take mine, deal?

>>25158402
Its a done deal. Pick me up at 8

>>25158207
>Location
Texas
>Gender
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
19
>Weight
150 to 160lbs, it's been a while since I last checked.
>Height
5'10''
>Race
Asian
>Kinks
Handholding
>Occupation
University Student
>Interests
Anime, writing, reading shitty web novels
>Contact info
I doubt anybody will be genuinely interested.

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>>25158207
>Location
Germany , Cologne (Eh I can atleast try)
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Ofc
>Age
20
>Weight
70kg
>Height
191cm
>Race
White
>Kinks
nah
>Occupation
Student.
>Interests
Music...and stuff
>Contact info
Discord and kik is aviviable

>>25158207

>Location: Hell
>Gender: Screeching Harpy.
>Le sexe: I like big, strong traps. Unfortunately, most of em go for mortal bimbo Stacys in the Overworld
>I'm on /r9k/, what do you think? Haven't even masturbated once.
>I am immortal, /soc/ fag
>I'm a fatass who smells like cat piss.
>Height: Napoleon complex
>Race: Evil White Nazi
>Kinks: French kissing (seriously, I've never kissed anyone once. I'd at least like to know the feeling before I die)
>Occupation: Shitposting
>Interests: Eating the souls of normalfags
>Contact info: draw a pentagram on the ground, and chant "Aqtalni alan" sixty-nine times while facing the rising Sun in the East

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>>25158207
>age
24
>straight or gay
Straight
>height and weight
5'7 215lbs
>race and appearance
Hispanic, roided, stalky, light complected. Cleft chin. Nice smile.
>personality
Red pilled, goofy, cynical. Stoic at times.
>country
U.S. texas
>hobbies
Lifting, going out, vidya, anime, injecting roids.
>skills
Can lift heavy things up and out them back down. Can shoot well. Can wrestle well.
>occupation
Law enforcement
>flaws
Manlet

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>>25158406
>I'm a fatass who smells like cat piss.
Beautiful

>>25158207
FL
Malebot
Straight
No
Barely legal
130
5'9
White
I can get into anything except cuck and scat, but I wouldn't push to doing kinky shit.
Trumpet performance and CAD design
See occupation
Kik: hurrahitstroy

>Location
The Netherlands (Quite close to the UK)
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male (male)
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No
>Age
18
>Weight
about 155 lbs
>Height
6'3
>Race
White
>Kinks
Lots
>Occupation
Student
>Interests
Vidya games, music, anime, traveling, art, series, sleep.
>Contact info

Willing to give my Discord if anyone is interested, and maybe my WhatsApp and Skype too afterwards.

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>>25158408

Th-thanks, desu... I'll be sure to stop at turning you to stone when the stench burns out your eyes.

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>>25158407
Oh and
>kinks
Impregnation, creampies, sloppy oral. Anal creampies.

>contact info
Is my Snapchat oscarmeyer4ever

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>>Location
Canada
>>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>>Virgin?
No
>>Age
22
>>Weight
135lbs
>>Height
6'
>>Race
Caucasian
>>Kinks
Public sex, rape, etc
>>Occupation
None, living the dream shit life
>>Interests
Video games anything that helps me kill time, chess, math, piano
>>Contact info
Maybe

>>25158388
>Carpentry
Whut the fuq

>Location
Currently on Mt laurel nj new Jersey until Friday for a work thing. Live in Arlington VA
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No, also married
>Age
26
>Weight
160
>Height
5'8
>Race
Hispanic
>Kinks
Vanilla
>Occupation
Banker
>Interests
Movies, video games, camping, live music, food, stargazing , hiking
>Contact info
Kik: thrivemore
Email: [email protected]

>>25158414
I'm no expert but I've made some pretty cool stuff

>>25158406
>>25158411
Actually you're really trite, gross, and unfunny. You really must be female.

>Location
Sydney Australia
>Gender (must state if trap)
male
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Virgin?
lol no
>Age
30
>Weight
65kg
>Height
182cm
>Race
white
>Kinks
anal, bdsm, open to most things
>Occupation
software dev
>Interests
video games, science, astronomy, cats
>Contact info
kik: bigredron

Interested in women and mtf trans in australia. Don't mind younger as long as mature and can hold a conversation.

>>25158416
What'd make so far?

>>25158207

>Location
Scotland
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Bi
>Virgin
No
>Age
20
>Weight
85Kg
>Height
5`11
>Race
White
>Kinks
bondage
>Occupation
biochemistry student
>Interests
Football, anime, gym, vidya and star wars

>>25158419
Most notably I built a shed (with help) and a fence for my mother's house
but I'm most proud of a table I did, it's pretty dope

>Location
FL
>Gender (must state if trap)
F
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Virgin?
yah
>Age
17
>Weight
130
>Height
5'4
>Race
white
>Kinks
FemSub, spanking, choking, ownership
>Occupation
none
>Interests
Cooking, vidya, films & tv, art
>Contact info
kik and Skype if anyone's interested

>>25158422
Are you someone I know? Does your name start with an S?

>>25158421
Do you have a original pic of it?

>No european girls
Fuck

>>25158422
>choking
Absolutely garbage.

>>25158207
>Tfw I did one of these back in 2012
>Tfw we still talk to one another
>Tfw she moved to my state in the states
>Tfw we might get to meet IRL

Fingers crossed it all goes smoothly and I can beeeeee my self. Really like her. Wish you guys luck in finding someone too.

Also avoid the sadistic manipulators that sometimes lurk these kinds of threads

>>25158424
Of the table? not right now, but I can take one later

>>25158423
no sorry anon :( im not your s grill

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>tfw want to post my info or message one of the girls here but I know it wont amount to anything

>>25158430
you'll never know until you try anon!! but ya probably it's r9k dude

Tfw no girl has messages me yet but I won't msg either cause I'm married anyway.

>>25158432
Anon if you're married why the fuck are you here you disgusting cheating degenerate.

>>25158433
=/ I just want to talk to a cute girl I have no intentions of actually cheating.

>>25158428
That's dope you can contact me on kik and show me the pics (kik:slopeza)

>>25158422

Let's talk about what foods you will cook me and what movies we will watch together while cuddling

kik is hotbluey

>>25158433
Some of us are here just to make friends you know

>>25158207
>location
North Dakota
>Gender
Female
>sexual orientation
Bisexual
>age
24
>Weight
140
>height
5'8"
>race
I'm white as can be.
>kinks
D/s, degration, a lot more not naming here.
>occupation
M.A
>interests
Video games. Sex. Cosplay
>contact
I have a kik.

>>25158223
>hand holding

That's cute anon. What's your disc?

>>25158435
I don't have kik. is discord alright?

>>25158438
I'm >>25158407
Let me fuck your asshole.

>>25158438
>hobby : having sex
Literally degenerate lmao


How much do I have to pay?

>>25158442
Didn't mean having sex sorry I meant talking or discussing bdsm... I'm at work and was paying half attention

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>tfw no one responds to you

>>25158440
I have disc. Chitose#8897

>>25158444
I skipped to the bottom. Link me your post

>>25158440
Yeah thread got moved if you ever see this message my discord is mephistoless#1730

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>Location
England/UK East Anglia
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straightish
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
21
>Weight
140lbs
>Height
5'8
>Race
White
>Kinks
Don't really have any weird ones
>Occupation
Student
>Interests
vidya, movies, shows, music. i love learning about literally everything, i often spend hours on end learning about random subjects that can vary from cooking to politics just because i find it interesting.
>Contact info
[email protected]

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>TFW dating a 30 year old robot who lives at home with a minimum wage job, no car, no driving license, no job prospects, horrible in bed, ignored me most of the weekend to play video games (with headphones in so he couldn't hear me) and talks over everything we watch so he can complain about 'the evil SJWs'.

Please don't have magical expectations from these threads.

>>25158207
>Location
England, south west
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
20
>Weight
125lbs
>Height
Around 5'11
>Race
White
>Kinks
Femdom related stuff
>Occupation
Student/waiter
>Interests
Vidya, reading, writing, history, programming, airsoft, movies
>Contact info
kik: atazs

>>25158446
I'm >>25158294 although I understand why i haven't gotten any responses

>>25158466
Your fault for not knowing to choose

>>25158216
>Most femanons aren't attracted to non white posters

Says who? You? Im an asian girl and I would date any race.

>>25158475
It's slim pickings where I live and I thought it would be great to be with someone who liked a lot of the same things as I did. Now I'm seeing the advantage of people not having partners who are into the same things as them.

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20 minutes with no response

>>25158504
You're a guy like the rest of us, what did you expect.

What's a robot?

>>25158422
Kik/Skype is MooCulage. Hit me up on both, pretty interested

>>25158438
Add me on MooCulage

>Location
ireland
>Gender (must state if trap)
male
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Virgin?
yes
>Age
19
>Weight
100kg
>Height
6'4
>Race
white
>Kinks
anything
>Occupation
student
>Interests
history, powerlifting, science, philosophy, finance/investing, atronomy, literature, mountain biking, dog walking, classical music, islamic theology
>Contact info
kik: gking97

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>>25158630
forgot photo

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>>25158207
>>Location
The great Toronto area (puke)
>>Gender (must state if trap)
Man (male)
>>Sexual Orientation
Heterosexual
>>Virgin?
What's it to ya
>>Age
19
>>Weight
140
>>Height
5'9"
>>Race
White, brown
>>Kinks
I have this fetish where I put a dick in vagina and cum
>>Occupation
I used to have a part time job but I quit, going to college
>>Interests
Computers, tv/movies/anime, politics, dumb youtube vids, eating anything, smoking weed, nature, I used to play tf2 but I uninstalled it
>>Contact info
Kik max123_9

>>25158477
How tall are you?

>Location
socal

>Gender (must state if trap)
male

>Sexual Orientation
straight

>Virgin?
no

>Age
26

>Weight
average (but not obese)

>Height
6'1

>Race
white

>Kinks
legwear/athletic attire, forcing partner to work out & watching them exercise, voyeurism

>Occupation
analyst

>Interests
vidya, computers, 4chan, cats, music

>Contact info
skype - live:throwawaythingy_1

>>25158405
i live 3 hours south of you my dude....but im also a male :(

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