How about a cock girth thread? Use a measuring tape, otherwise

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>>25156010

>>25156010
Why are people making so many threads. Nice dick and all but is it the WWIII rumors that are doing this?

>>25156016

Yes, of course.. why else? :o
Also, I also think there are too many threads but it's at least not a typical ''rate my cock thread''

>>25156024
Fair enough. I need to do these measurements for myself anyways because I am restoring against my cutlet status. Haven't done it yet gotta buy more equip. Would post but I also need to make new pics

>>25156029

Heh do it because I doubt many people will actually do this. Takes too much effort (I agree on this though, it does) and it will scare off a lot of people who claim to be a certain size but depend on picture angles.

>>25156115
You'll get luck in your thread. It's not as accessible as just whipping yourself out though. Eventually I will lol

>>25157409

Didn't expect a single reply honestly, nice.

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>>25156010
I'm 6" girth

>>25157955

I wondered when the first dude would come in without a measurement tape.Your number is entirely baseless.

>>25158073
*Eyeroll*

Cute, don't care enough though.

>>25158084

Yeah neither do I about a baseless number, which is the whole reason i started a thread like this.. to not have bullshit numbers everywhere.

Lucky for you I care just as less about someone who eyerolls after pointing out your inability to read.

>>25157409
Ahh. Nothing but uncut so far. Can actually see this. Not doing extreme boner or pull back mode I guess. 8.5ish

>>25157955
no way that girth is above 5.5inches... I would hazard its right on 5" girth.

Amazing how people inflate numbers on the internet..

I ought to post in here later tonight. I'm about 7" around.

>>25160614
>>25158979

>TFW people in dick rate threads get this triggered

Sounds like denial is strong here

>>25160681
You should. Everybody loves huge penis

>>25160701
denial about what?

>>25160716
That it's possible for his dick to be as thick as he says

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I'm 7" around, will measure in a bit... just a teaser.

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6.5" reporting in

>>25161192
Looks believable. What a ginormous benor. I'm more of a length>girth guy though and you got both

>>25161200
Haha thanks man, I'm about 8.3 long. I generally bump it up to 8.5 though... no harm. It doesn't look long because of the girth and my balls which are sizeable too.

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>>25161197

>>25161215
Yep. A good ol man dick

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>>25161228
Here's a semi pic, not a great angle but all I can do while I'm at work.

If you aren't pulling it tight like OP, your measurement is inflated by half an inch

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>>25160701

Or maybe i'm just annoyed he failed to read and came in with a baseless number as i've seen a million times already. No idea man. :P

Still, it's so easy to cheat anyway.. I could post a picture where i'm 7 inches around and it would look believable so in the end it's a stupid thread I made anyway haha.

>>25161223
Case in point.

>>25162036
Why bother measuring if you're just going to cry fake anyway? Lmao dumb as fuck

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>>25162036
You're literally the kid who makes up a game and when he starts losing he changes rules.

Same dick >>25157955

It's pulled tight enough to have the skin squeeze out around it. Now what, it's not aligned centered to the axis of the earth?

>>25162036
How is that cheating?

>>25162086

I said in retrospect that my thread was a dumb idea, I didn't realise how easy it is to cheat with it. And maybe if you look carefully, you'll see I pointed out the only obvious ones that are obviously fake. (Or simply asked them to not just post a picture, but actually measure it).

Don't have to lash out because you're too insecure to post anything.

>>25162237

Yeah or MAYBE it's insanely obvious that you're not doing it correctly..
Look at the right side of your latest picture haha. Are you upset because you're not so well received in the other thread as well?

How did I change the rule anywhere by the way? I literally said ''Don't leave space, don't hold it slanted.'' which you both failed to do. Get real dude.

>>25162240
Looks super loose, so far nobody has actually pulled it somewhat tightly around going completely straight except for this guy >>25157409

Why is everyone so angry that someone points out the obvious shit rather than just saying ''oh my god thats amazing!!!'' like 99,98% of every dick thread. Same thing happened before with whole big dick problems (There aren't any unless you're obscenely large) where people circle jerk each other to make them feel better.

I guess I don't regret making this thread because it's just funny how many people do the same thing over and over. Good to see some people are doing it correctly though. :P

Special thanks to >>25160614 and >>25161466 for keeping it real.

I'll silently await my next few responses, it'll be fun.

>>25161197
>>25162270
Is that tight enough?

>>25162237
its obvious that there is some bullshit going on around at the other side...fingers trying to hold some loose measuring tape to look tight on the front end... lol

I doubt someone with a 6" dick circumference, happens to have a thumb half as wide as his supposed 'above average girth' too.

Sorry the internet good at validating your bravado into the penis girth you like pretending that you have...

I got no tape but im 6.6-6x6.7
anyone been turned down by smaller chicks with 6+grith

>>25162280
how did you get the measuring tape to be tight and stay on all by itself?

Your picture could be legit, wish you didn't make something that seems sketchy, at least if your hand is in the frame, that lends some cred also (providing a second way to scale it all).

The picture that shows the measuring tape being so "tight", but its tape is staying on all by its own... makes you wonder whats happening on the other side... it mainly looks suspicious because from the shape it doesn't look that big, and without your hand present in the pictures, it adds to that impression, although like I said, it might be legit, that's why I'd rather not say anything, when there was another guy in this thread who was obviously inflating his measurements, trying to cover up with sloppy bravado..

So yeah, nothing overtly wrong with your contribution, except my spider sense tells me to be suspect. if you redid the first picture while holding the base of your dick (with your thumb in full view directly held against the top side), that would probably go a long ways.

>>25161236
This is a semi? Youre at work? Mercy!
>>25162036
Holy crap. Got a soft pic lol? 29/10

>>25162388
There is no such thing as smaller woman having a smaller vagina.. that's just a myth. It's even more so when it comes to length, i'm 8 inches long and have had a woman who was 6ft tall (I'm 6'2ft) being rather shallow while a very petite smaller girl had no issues at all.

>>25162584
I was about to ask how he has a bed at work but then realised he probably has this on his phone and can't make any new ones? Idk, kind of funny haha.

And well the first picture I posted is me being soft haha.

>>25162418
I was also wondering where the rest of the tape went, they're usually quite long. And I agree with what you said, that would make it seem a lot less sketchy.

>>25162728
Ah. Right. And yer fucked yuge :P. That was totes soft eh not even a slight halfie? How the fuck do you put on pants lol?

>>25162761

No, that was as soft as I can get.
Uhh... just like any other person? I randomly ever get public erections either so I never have to deal with it. The times I do the creases of my pants easily hide it when it goes down my leg.

>>25162800
Hot post. You're hung like a donkey anyways. This might be asking much but do you have a helicockter gif or webm or a fap one?

>>25162359
>Faaake it's faaaakr

And as it was pointed out here >>25162086, soon as some one doesn't get their way they cry fake, the whole thread is a waste of time.

>>25162270
And it's tight enough that skin is being squeezed, you are the one that needs to get real.

>>25162418
You're so fucking full of shit, don't bother with measuring threads if you're going to denounce everyone who posts.

>>25156010
how old r u btw?

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Yay, finally a thread that's relevant to me :) I honestly didn't realize I was girthy until much later in life, girls would say it was big but I thought they were just being polite. Wasn't until one girl straight up told me that the condoms I was wearing were way too small that I looked into it.

6inches long, and 6 inches in circumference here. Will post a measuring shot shortly.

>>25162388
Not exactly turned down but I couldn't have sex with my first gf, we were both virgins at the time, because she was incredibly tight and my girth was too much. Also had quite a few transgirls turn down anal because they knew they wouldn't be able to take it

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>>25163314
and here is a measurement picture, almost fully erect here. Little awkward since my measuring tape was ripped up so I'm doing it backwards.

>>25163314
>>25163621
is nice penis/beard
would place in cock ring for maximum expansion
plx moar

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>>25163655
Thanks :3 here's a throbbing pic just for you!

I still need to buy a proper cock ring. I've tied it up many times though, even tried putting it in chastity- so fucking painful.

>>25163664
that is exactly the head expansion i was hoping for

>tied it up many times
i would like to see this

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>>25163671
Do you enjoy tying cocks up and seeing them throb and ache?

>>25163681
i am a homosexual male, and yes, i love CBT
if you want encouragement and/or cockworship as you show off and/or abuse your fat dick, pls post a kik

>>25163697
I'm pansexual, mainly attracted to people who are feminine but I think we could have some fun :P

kik: anotheranon32

>>25163664
Noice

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>>25162418
The tape is light and thin, and my dick is covered in lube. It stuck pretty easily. Here is an American quarter for reference.

>>25163681
got any more?

>>25163681
I would love to be that cock or have that cock

I love being tied up


>>25164691
This is a nice penis

>>25165071
Do you know how nice your cock is? Like REALLY know? Because I know cock and you can believe me, that's a nice cock

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>>25165071
That's fucking crazy. I'm only at 4 inch girth. Yours is fucking monsterous.

>>25165085
Uuummmmm I like long thin penis

I mean a nice thick one feels great in the ass but thin ones slide down my throats easier

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>>25165087
I'd gladly take a thicker cock over a thin one. Mine is too skinny.

>>25165101
It is NOT too skinny.

My butt can only handle so much, I promise you'd make me moan

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>>25165105
Look at me compared to my girlfriends dildo. It's a mr slim. That shit is so thin.

>>25165122
Don't be so negative. You said gf so I'm guessing you're straight or at the least bi.

I'm a guy, I would suck your cock and be very happy about it. I would also let you fuck my ass and I know I'll enjoy it


I wear skirts and heels too, I like getting femmed up and taken by straight guys FYI

I love being someone's secret fantasy ;)

>>25165122
That is not bad at all. Mine is too thin. :/

>>25165139
Thinner than me?

>>25165136
Definitely bi. Would love to meet a trap who's bigger (thicker) than me to fuck my gf with.

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>>25165155
I think so.

>>25165161
EVer have any issues with that?

>>25165158
I'm not a trap, I don't have tits....I'm just...VERY WILLING...to please, so if that means putting on some stilettos and a pencil skirt so that I can get fucked then I'm allll about it


I'm not longer than you, but I might be a tiny bit thicker. I'm not super into pussy but I've had a few. Kinda slippery but I managed to get off. I just prefer something with a cock....

>>25165168
Not at all. Ive never had any complaints, really. My bf loves it. And im always told the head is pretty big.

>>25165176
Your great too, it's a very respectable penis

I'd take it

>>25165211
Thanks! My bf and i have been looking for guys to have a threesome with. They've asked for pictures and I've gotten some good feedback. I've just gotten used to what i have and have accepted it. No use in being bitter over it. :p

>>25165224
Ummmm MMF threesomes are less than desirable lol. I prefer a MMM threesome. I don't mind pussy, but I prefer ass. Now that being said, I've never been inside a pussy while getting fucked in the ass....

As long as you let me suck your cock And you fuck me then I'd be downs for whatever

>>25165230
Ive actually never been with a girl before. Ive had opportunities since girls don't believe me when i say I'm gay lol. But is turn them down. My bf has been work girls and i do get curious on what it feels like.

>>25165237
Oh! I misunderstood I thought you were bi haha

Hell yeah a m^3 threesome is what's uuuupp

Dick in the ass, dick in my mouth oh yeah


Like seriously I'd be so down with being a fucking prop

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>>25165239
We want someone to bottom for us both. Tag team ;D

We keep getting told theyre down for it, and they end up postponing.

This is my bfs cock, btw. Its amazing lol. Well, i think it is :P

>>25165249
I'm very willing to be a pincushion lol

That is a very beautfuil cock, I'd love to get it in my mouth

I've never been double team d but I'd be willing to try, im SUPER subby, especially after a few shots. Im all about cd'ing and being tied up or choked if you wanted

>>25165259
Oh, man. Just the thought of it is hot. Watching my bf fuck someones tight hole and then going in there myself. It's hot.

I do get a little rough at times. ;P my bf can get very very rough. He is amazing.

>>25165260
I am SO okay with rough!

I had a fucktoy/sorta boyfriend? One time that was weirdly into execution scenarios. I thought it was super weird at first but he finally convinced me (I'm easily swayed apparently...) to let him "hang" me

He made up a legit noose and put it around my neck and pulled it tight so I was barely on my toes with my hands and feet tied...then he absolutely went to town on my ass. I was soooo hard and I came just from the pounding. I couldn't believe how much I enjoyed it
Sooooo, in short...I guess I'm a little bit of a slut? I like it rough lol

>>25165274
That is cool that you're into trying new things. My ex and i tried role playing once. I found it weird but we tried it. He dressed up and acted like a cholo, which i find sexy af.

It was amazing! Hahaha.

>>25165281
A cholo lmao is he Spanish? That would freak me out, I grew up in a very white collar area I don't think i e ever even seen a real thug lol

>>25165291
Well, I'm mexican as was he. We live in a city thats basically all Mexican. Ive always found tough cholos so sexy.

>>25165293
Well cholos usually ahve knives and if I'm being threatened with one I guess I'd do what I'm told...I mean if it's a choice between bending over and getting cut I know which I choose ;)

>>25165310
Lmao exactly! I just like tough guys. Its a turn on.

Me btw >>25161526

>>25165317
Don't take this wrong but you don't look gay

But you're cute, and I'd looove to get fucked by you

You kinda got a gangster look almost too :)

>>25165329
You are too kind, sir. Yeah no one ever believes me when i tell'em. :P

Do i really? Now i can say im gangsta af. Lol

>>25165338
Yeah you kinda do. I mean I might not authority's on what's gander lol but I guess you're my version of it.


Bottom line, if you happened to be in line ATM the grocery store next to me and said hey I'd like to fuck you...I'd really feel like no wasn't an answer lol

>>25165353
Well, my bf and i would be glad to ;)

>>25165398
I'm bent over and grabbing my ankles as we spea

>>25165401
Oh, fuck. Where are you from?!

>>25165412
407

>>25165416
Awe, man. You're too far from us. :/

>>25165433
10/10

Amazing

>tfw only have metal tape measures
I would post otherwise

>>25165486
You can take a piece of string, wrap it around your dick and measure the length next to the metal tape.
But if it's a high number nobody in this thread will believe you.

On-topic: I'm 14cm circumference erect

>>25166786
For real

>>25166786
I'm at about the same girth as you so I doubt anyone would believe it.

>>25168562
Why, is that high? I thought I was about average.

>>25168562
>>25166786
plese post your girthy cock. I'd believe you!

>>25169891
I posted it here since I happened to roll a 5
>>25169285

So who has the fattest one here?

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me

>>25170968
What size is that?

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Thoughts?