TT Chat/Discussions general "Easter Sunday--Who Framed Jesus

YEEEEEESSSSSSS FUCK YES FUCKING HOLY DUBS

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>>25151699
>>25151702
>he thinks getting dubs is hard
Get a load at this guy.

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>>25151722
Why can't you just let me be happy, besides I'm not waiting 30 minutes for the holy 777 trips.....Or maybe I should have

Your also a faggot which is why I'm pointing at you

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>>25151742
>when you so mad you unlock the Sharingan
>holy 777 trips
That would have been epic. Too bad I'm the numbahs master so I'll be taking those seven heavens tyvm.

>Your also a faggot which is why I'm pointing at you
>mfw

>>25151735
>korean dragon ball z man
Not sure how that would work out, but maybe its time to move away from those suicidy japanese. They ruin everything, I'm looking at you bandai
maybe he can be buu's fuck toy

>government jobs
I saw a post man with a full arabic beard and fez hat one time, I'm sure he was not merican. Tho fez muslims are more chill than turban ones
>night
but thats probably when the beast of uptown is awake. By beast I mean Tony the 12 yo, or maybe its fucking mothman. Honestly tho you better get some new clues soon, seems very intresting. Might have to open an x-file on it


I'll make the whole
>What are you doing currently
Post in a bit and finish the rest of the (you)s I have to go make a fruit salad. Which can mean both things

>>25151751
I almost want to delet this thread and wait, but that seems pretty autistic even for me. I'll prob miss them anyways
and yeah buddy don't make me break the fourth wall or catch you talking to my 2D wife again

>>25151761
>suicidy japanese
Aren't they at risk at extinction since Jap men don't like 3d grils anymore?
>fez muslims
You just made me realize I haven't meet one of those before.
>arabic post man
Talk about inside job.
>mothman
Um..nvm
>open an x-file on it
The case and mystery of how a beaner disappeared looking at rabbits.

>fruit salad
Use apples kek. Later bro, I probably will be asleep since the weekend is almoat over and have to get back to servitude tomorrow. ;_;
>>25151766
Kek it would have, just see if anyone gets them here, well one of us :/
>break the fourth wall or catch you talking to my 2D wife again
I do what I want punk, but when did I do this again?

>>25151766
Also so close to triple sixes lol.

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>>25151699
>Who murdered Jesus
Pic related.

>>25151802
Technically true I guess..

>>25151802
Yeah dvds killed jesus. Where tha fuck are the Blu-rays, what is 2006?

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Made the fruit salad now I'm just waiting for the lads to cum over and some dressing

>>25151791
Apparently their birth rate is at it's lowest point, but hell its not like they can even get to the point where they swap juices to make a baby. And weebs over here want to emulate being a jap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFOMuC4e6A0
Enjoy this very depressing vid
>never met
Its prob because their home country is too comfy to leave, I was driving so I only saw two seconds of the magic man
>we got a call about a missing mexi in upstate NY
>why would the bureau deal with this case?
>because he was the deputy director's boy toy
>ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

Why use apples when we have a over ripened niggermelon? Have a gosh night or midday, you should have just got blizzed and called out tho, but save that for may 5th
>anyone gets them
nope they gone, prob in some r8 or shut-in thread
>when you do
Well let me just tell you......i-it won't be a....pretty bicture?

>>25151795
This post>>25137666 will be my masterpiece for the time being ;(

>>25150781
Fuc was the car ride crowed too? That sounds shitty, I'd prob just be staring out the window minding my business. I think only in freak snow storms that when the cost will get snowed on, think its the constant coastal winds that keep the snow away. Tho my meteorology is pretty rusty, I should go to college for that.
The climate now is fucked up, said it before but I guess everywhere is feeling it. Least you don't live near a metropolitan area with smog everywhere, or maybe you should thats where the warm weather is.

But kek my family was suppose to go to the family in law's house for easter. But that house is always crowded with their weird filipino/black family, theres prob like 30-50 of them in one house. And their all "high energy", I feel you on getting tired out from all that shit. No one in my family likes going over there anyways
>plus those filios can't cook at all

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I decided to transition, hence why I haven't posted in months. It was a big change and idk how people would take it, but I went through with it. So pls no bully...

Btw is anyone seeing what's happening in Cleveland rn?
Smell ya l8ers.
>>25151886
Fuck I love strawberries, especially dippes with chocolate.
>>25151939
The hikikomori life chose me.
That is pretty depressing wow, 3d is just too problematic.
>home country is too comfy
Kek what.
>upstate NY
>upstate
I would be dead already dude kek.

Idk I was just saying.
>prob in some r8 or shut-in thread
Yeah I realized after I posted it was missed lol.
>pretty picture
Pic related, am I pretty?
>>25151944
Kek, now these are powerful trips. Amd sad ones...
See ya Ayfro.

>>25152004
you look hot any tits?

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>Genuine riots and war in california
Interdasting

>>25149064
>Next banner contest
Do a macro for this thread. Make the dankest me mes

>Horseback road rage
God this stupid fuck only going at a half stride. Jesus christ I got a farm to get to. I dont think its about height, though. I drive a car low to the ground and I don't consciously feel like a carlet.

>Polarized glasses
They are actually not a meme, which is great. They block horizontal glare from the sun and are easily tested for validity.

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*appraoches thread*

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>tfw a strong wallaby

daily reminder of the rapid summary
>kid stumbles upon thread
>has no thing of worth so makes up stories for (yous)
>calls himself god and wants worship from autists itt
>forgets he is human and drops into the orbit of the muslim whore like the rest of the betas
>contactfag
>gets surprised when he doesnt get the attention he demanded
>lol_what_did_you_think_would_happen.gif
>gets mad at her
>with righteous piety he rains down divine punishment by posting her nudes
>disappears for the day to not get suspicion
>is back the next day

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>>25151699
I'm fascinated by these digits.
>>25151742
Mustache suits you, my friend.
>>25151802
I swear it had nothing to do with me. :]
>>25151886
Very, very noice.
>>25151996
Yes, it was pretty crowded, but I was sitting in middle of the car, so I was busy bantering around and making everyone bit angry with me because of that lel. But they left today, so it's nice and spacy right now, besides I can get back to tending my pots. I planted some cabbage, dills, onions and squash, still waiting for any of it to sprout.
It's warmer by the sea in "cold" seasons, but it's sligthly cooler here than inland during the summer though, so it evens out. It's in plus degrees at the ground level, but I think the height that clouds are at is in freezing ranges. Most of what fell melted away pretty quickly, so it's nothing permanent.
Isn't that a good thing to study?
How bad is the smog? Also how has the weather been there?

Hey, I'm high energy too, but it usually translated to me wanting to do my usual stuff, not the social, family kind of stuff. I did talk to my UK cousin through video chat on my younger cousins phone, he is coming over here for summer, so I think I am going to leave with him once the summer is over to UK if all goes well. SO IT WASN'T ALL THAT BAD. :]

Boired dog not good cousine?
>>25152004
Can't tell if you are shitposting or not tbqh.
>this is what manlets have to do in 2k17
Many such cases.
>>2515247
>Genuine riots and war in california
Sounds like my sort of strawberry jam.

>>25152447
>>25153666
>>Genuine riots and war in california
>Sounds like my sort of strawberry jam.
My bad.

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You will never be a ham sandwich.

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weep my beauties

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>>25155115
>>25155118

>>25155150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VzwBJoDRV8

I have a problem guys, I have this girl coming over like in 10 minutes, but I didn't tell her I have a diaper fetish and my flat is filled with anime figures, anyone have a way to get out of this

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>>25157078
Do you have a dentist chair?


>i jst had sex with 15 supermodels

>>25156119
My oldest cousin looks a bit like that guy, should I be concerned? He moved abroad... hmm.
>>25157078
Just be yourself bro.

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It's getting warmer.

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I have a flood of (you)s to give to the land and (you) the chosen will survive and prosper, because by god. He commands it
But seriously I do have some big replies, and I'm very much tired so I'll post these and fuck off

>>25157961
Hey.
God wills it.
Take your time, we're all busy with something, I was cooking potaters in a firepit meself.

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>>25152004
Lol is this you from that face app that just blew up? Or is your sister looking to add "another" bull to her stable?
....but seriously post your sister's lewds now faggot

Holy shit tho steven stevens, is one crazy ass nigger, idk how bad is girl did him bad but damn what a faggot. I went on liveleak when I read this, saw that vid and now glad both my gdads are both dead ;{
>dippes with chocolate
I bet you let anyone buy you dipped strawberries you fucking whore

I don't see the point in having a "real" connection with 3D ppl, they all smell and talk to much.
My paperweight wafiu can turn on my lights and is program to tell me she loves me
>ded
all you ny mexican'ts are so pale you pass off as white, send me upo there

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>>25157963
Well I typed most of these out the night before but fell asleep before I could post.......tho I feel like I could fall asleep rn.
>lol not just making baked tatoes with butta and call it a night

>>25152447
>Okay....And?"
Savage, just savage. wait there were riots out here?

>next macro
Depends on how many memes I have to shove into it. Maybe I'll base it off the next holiday

>get off your high horse
Idk what you could get mad about over a horse ride when I think about it, other than having a shitty horse or some dude firing a winchester at you off in the distance. Maybe road rage just stems from ppl's consciously knowing their shit drivers and take out their rage on anyone who finds thats out
Least thats how some bad female drivers act

But I guess that why you don't see that many ppl wearing them while driving , cause they cost around $200 because their proven to work. Or you could drop $20 on those HD glasses out of the comic book classifieds and gamble on that

>>25153329
>mfw I'll never see one of these
>mfw I'll never see a lemur
>mfw I'll never see an ostrichor emu despite there being aussie bird farms in my state
>mfw I really want a lemur and emu

>>25153666
>I'm fascinated by these digits
>666
uhhhhhh did you look at yours mr satan man?

Really? I'm still not sure how I feel about the stache, I told my self to wit till next month to shave it.

Should have just rode in the trunk if it was that packed, least you wouldn't have anyone jabbing your guts with their elbows. But the holidays are over, lest the religious ones that bring family over so rejoice and repent because I'm an /x/ christfag.
>cabbage
Lel thats like me growing watermelons, but I want to plant some onions now, those might be the most important veggies of all time. I bought some cypress seeds a few months back. Most were cheap chinese seeds that I planted in a pot and the lizard house. But kek none of them germinated ,still have
the "real" greek cypress seeds I bought tho still waiting to plant those ones.
I think the clouds remaining at a freezing temp is what causes coastal winds and what not, but then again still rusty.
But I have no idea what kind of work you can get other than news channel weather, or being sent to a research place in some mountains

As long as you stay away from downtown LA smog shouldn't bother you but the winds bring it here occasionally. They say as soon as you get here one of you nostrils closes up from the smog so lol
Its been semi cloudy with big rain clouds in the distance, you can smell some mosture but no rain. Have a webm from yesterday

I hope you leave to the UK, that sounds like it could be a good change of pace, tho I'm sure drinking and doing drugs might be a given

More like wet nostrils with cold bacon in it, is not good cousine

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Heres a hopefully comfy webm of yesterdays current weather, the clouds were moving decently fast at that time.
Idk if the camera was able to pic that up tho

>>25151443
mulattos can't be the same, their backs aren't wet
>what
its because hiring hillary the escort cost as much as a 1k civic. And dad said your too fat to be anyone's gf.
>still
Bu-but i-its shit, They took what I liked without asking. But kek I know scar jo is the one thing /tv/ has something to say about
fat..
>rabbi's mouth
but rabbi always has the good breath form his corn beef sandwiches
>run the world now
Yeah go look up that hyena documentary and come back to me, heads up hyenas are ran by female alphas
oh they also develop high testosterone and their clits extend into famine benises
>3rd
you flatter me so, can I draw you nude and nature?
>want L.A.
just wait till the prices for tickets drop like they regularly do(don't fly on united kek), if you come in the summer you might caught a wildfire
salmon tacos are like taking a phat shit on a grave, much disraspeckt
>tacos de lengua
why would someone be forced to create a dish like that? Sounds like some kid of prison food, like that food that stays squishy and wet. Pretty sure someone made bull dick tacos before maybe at the Y
>how are you suppose to power
I'm sure I've seen some animu with some smug silent power ups, stay mad thats what classy men do. If anything the dbz cast must get alot of blowjobs ON the job ;}
>20 episodes
thats like every saga right there. "oh man I'm so powerful from traing and montage reice bowl eating", "how can this bad guy be sooo strong", mug power level muh goku
> Canada
how did this meme get started in a day?
>solved
Found shot in the head behind his deli: Later at six o'clock: Health benefits about coffee that will surprise you
What was there a surplus of roosters in the mountains? Can only males really prospure in "real" situations? Or maybe its cock fite camp.
But how does macho peruvian corn fuck you up? I thought it would clean house in your stomach

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>>25151511
>Call dibs on last post ha!
you know what mother fucker I'm going to kill you and your wafiu pillow

whoa whoa, my guy you don't have to get the jewberg team in here. I was just havein fun you know wildnin
>helicopter
I'm now decepticon now, heed my commands
>crazy
>calling trump crazy
listen here you libcuck, I supported bush and fought in two fictitious wars and support this fictitious president.
Too true tho seems like everyone here is crazy in some way, even the ones who try not to be. They just end up have diaper fetishes or st
>slip right out
pretty sure that from your buttplug training my guy
>right now
OH so you "were" seeing someone before, like when I was locked up
>4chins still breathes
yeah just wait for discord to finish the job
>this time
well maybe you should once in a while
mo money mo problems, shitskins will just buy a car and a house they later can't afford. maybe some yeyo too. They key is to move out of your shithole and find a nicer shithole to live in
>egg laying
just what happened up in those guatemalan mountains?
>off my
whoa teach me
They better deal with it cause I might just have start posting my lewds to appease the lurk

am I going to have to link you a pornhub vid to open your eyes?

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Someone also asked for some food porn for lizards so here you are.

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I think this vid made me almost want to vomit in my mouth, idk how you can just eat one of these.
>also reminded me of Men in Black when K gets eaten alive by the "bug" idk why

Alright Ish think we got to many replies going back and fouth, just read this one and write it down and shove up your ass.
For me.....

>>25150609
>What kept you wanting her?
butt crack hair and that she was dark but not a nigawoman

I haven't seen signs since it came out when I was a kid. pretty sure I was too spooked to remember, tho its shyamalan man
that nig always fucks up somehow. Did you see the last air bender movie he made? gud lawd
>eating chocolate
huh yea, eating chocolate is sooooo gay, not like I like the smell and texture of santorum or anything, ha ;{
>woman's job
but why don't I haves bootiefull woman to cook me my meals?
>one beer
theres always the “The Champagne of Beers”
Miller High Life, like a well respecting hipster boius like yourseld

Alright I think thats about everything I had to post, I'll leave some pics and then fuck off so I can sleep like a god

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>>25158047
Blessed sleeps, will write out my replies once I am done with gardening and come back home from beach.

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>>25158049
Hopfully I don't have any weird dreams tonight. Have a good day at the foot of the baltics, throw a rock at a seal if you see one

>>25157998
>Riots out there?
Close to them. No real property damage like baltimore or ferguson, but there was a lack of control by cops. Maybe it was all (((planned))) by the chief of police.

>Shitty horse
Low on horsepower, you could say. I am pretty good at driving, I would like to believe. Maybe that is what a shit driver would say, Idunno.

>200 dollars for polarized glasses
Nigga, what? Unless I am getting chinked here, you can buy polarized glasses real cheap. I got a pair for 5 bucks offa amazon. It seemed legit. Passed the test for validity.

>>25157464
>He moved abroad... hmm.
Is...is he single

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>>25157980
You keep a log of your unsent messages? Interasding.
I wish, butter costs quite a bit tbqh, can't afford it for casual cooking of my potaters.
>tfw so poor have to cook in a firepit
HELP!
>>25157998
Ikr, these are greatest animals. Dog bless Australia.
I've seen ostriches though! Was at a farm when I was really young, their eggs are fukken huge.
Steal one from your local zoo, I'm sure I will pick it up in news.
>>25158020
I swear I had nothing to do with that. :] Picture related.

It actually suits you and most guys look like shit with a mustache.

No religious folk in my family except the grandfather of my cousins, but he is bit eccentric and has ranted about Jews too at some point, so it's interesting. He has a tendency to speak in long monologues and to switch topics quickly, so while I was laying in bed at my relatives, feeling like dying from hangover, this guy started talking about some Christian parishes only to begin talking about artificial insemination of goats or something. I didn't quite know how to tell him I am not interested in that without coming off as rude lel.

My plants begun sprouting, at least the squash did. One pot has a nice little sprout above the dirt now, the other one ( I unearthed the dirt ), had a long root that is branching out on all directions rapidly.
Where do you grow watermelons?
Onions are easy to grow, just put an onion in a jar with water and it will sprout leeks. Ideally you need to put it in good soil with lots of water, but onions can grow in absolutely shitty conditions. You good tricked by wise Asian tradesmen, RIP. Plant the real ones and post your plants btw too.
I don't know either, I honestly should read about metereology.
>research place in some mountains
Isn't that the dream? Sounds comfy.

>nostrils closes up from the smog
So this is the cause for all the mouthbreathing, intereasding. How does it smell though?
1/2

>>25161984
>>25158020
>smell some moisture but no rain
This is usually the weather that says a thunderstorm is coming, especially if the air feels very heavy and hot.

Maybe, but I don't want to hype it in my head before anything actually happens. We'll see.

>cold bacon in it
Not boired dog, dissapointu.
>>25158024
I'm no expert, but it looks like rain is coming your way.
>>25158038
>>25158042
I wonder what did the cockroach mean by this by getting eaten?
>>25158050
>>25158051
>>25158054
> neutral - happy - omnious
>>25158054
I also get loads of weird dreams and been having issues with sleeping, but that happens every spring.
>>25161701
No, wew.

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B

>>25158024
>>25158054
>>25158050
>>25158051
That your house? Doxed :^)

stupid nigger can't even bump his thread

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I am back.
I am sad.
My sleep schedule is fucked.
I've had four hours sleep and already thrown up.
Lads.
Ya boy's dead inside and out.
But you already knew that.
What's this with everyone ITT?

Oh so my ID didn't change.
You should know who I am by the shit-tier shitposting.
I can't be arsed to find the old thread so I'll just reply to interesting stuff.
>>25163025
That dipshit is making more money than I ever will and she looks like an autistic potato and a deformed cabbage were violently forced to breed by a Jew.
Not as bad as that 13 year old "fight me outside" girl tho.
>>25161995
>No, wew.
I just want some lubbin man ;_;
>>25161701
Wowly fuck this thread has been slow. Did draw/pious/arab/swed/turtle/afro/op/gingi/and the others commit the Sudoku or somethin?
Feckin eel
>>25158050
That's quite a good photo, anon. Shame you shot it on ya phone.
>>25158054
Not so much, imo
>>25157490
Dicks out, socked sandles on.
Amiright
>>25157078
>anyone have a way to get out of this
Chloroform?
What are you 12?
This generation, god damn
>>25155115
I am the soul reason for my crippling depression.
>>25155118
I do.
>>25152095
>you look hot any tits?
Yeah, but I'm a guy
>>25151802
>>Who murdered Jesus
Well who murdered freedom
The jewelers
>>25151702
Give me your easily pleased sense of life.
Or
I kill you
well i''ll be more passive agressive.

fr i'm fucking miserable and death seems like an easy alternative.

You know that feel when you have no friends, the only people you socialise with are druggies, whores, and general human waste and your entire life revolves passing an exam that has no real relation to anything meaningful

how does one become a normie, it seems so comfy to be so dumb and to follow the trends.

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>Mfw I found out I'm banned on "all" boards till the 23rd
>Mfw I got banned off /v/ of all places
>Mfw I contemplated suicide
>Mfw I tied rope around next and jumped off my desk
>Mfw I fell to the floor because I'm too fat
>Mfw ;__;

I guess now I have to resort to phone posting like some nu-age faggot. I'll try to reply back to everyone on my phone tho I do hate (you)in you folks back on this thing. I feel like giant.

And be prepared for the crazy amount of id changes. You brought this on yourselves allowing Japs, JAPS of all people to moderate this website.
Guess proof that I am me would help out, here's a pic of me as a "tier-#1" operator back in 2009 in the southern city of Kandahar

>>25165365
Who's passing the flu around there? This isn't another terrorist attack right.
But I'm telling you Brit, go buy a lemon(if available in your shit ass temprate island) and bite into it. It'll give you a good boost so you can go out and buy a steak knife to kys
>I thought we were all ded inside tho
Who in this thread has the most souless and hollow look in their eyes anyway? Someone should win a prize
>>25165387
>can't be asked
It's like...in.....the...OP post
But I'm also not trying to get raped with (you)s rn
>forced to breed with Hebrew
More or less it was reversed if it was a NYC Jew

I-im still here :__;
Who's turtle, and is afro my second name?
>shame it's on my phone
That's going to be my thought for every photo I take on this jawbreaker fone
>I'm a guy
Nah we already got a perfectly good catfisher in here(well earlier) and his name is Ish

>>25165399
Glorious dubs might be your answer on killing yourself
>how does one become a normie
By hanging out with said druggies, whores, and junkies. Then have someone introduce you to another group of ppl and NOT /r9k/ all over them.
Or talk to ppl at skool, the two fags I hung out with are mostly non extant now so I'm in that same feels set
Tho this isn't the first time, I've been a lone keffir wolf since 1st grade lad.

>>25161984
>Interasding
Yah you know my dad works for the NSA so I'm like a total L337
But that's what I usually do when I have alot of (you)s or switching over to a new thread
Are there now dairy farms in your area, it's like you live in commiefornia. Except it's produce that Jews around

I-im not even sure if ive seen an ostrich when I was a kid, and kek I wouldn't even bother stealing a zoo animal. It'll probably just off itself the sec it gets a chance

>most guys shit in stache
I just don't want to give off a pedo vibe or that I'm hiding herpes or St under it.
I already burnt some hairs.....smoking stuff

Your g'pa sounds like an old merican vet talking about some manly non related topics, idk how chirstan skeletons have to do with goat reproduction but he prob thought the two were good enough to be next to each other.
Idk if am happy or sad my g'pa didn't lecture about shit like that, he wasn't much of a talker. But you CANT tell old ppl your not interested, that really hurts their pride just have to nod your head and say jã, tiesãm?

The fact that all the things I planted for my gmom have grown and nothing I planted grows makes me blacker than usual. If I remember right watermelons grow like potatoes in the ground, pretty sure they need good sunny weather tho.

But I didn't even know you could grow onions like that,I kinda want to do the jar method just because. Hopefully all the jars aren't used, pretty they all have used cooking oil in them.

1/2 REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25161984
>>25161995
>isn't that dream
I kind of want that job, or anything that requires me to be flown by helicopter. Makes me feel like I'm in an opening of a 90s movie.

>smell
Not sure if it really smells, but you can run into a heavily car exhaust area like near a busy freeway it smells like a mixture of tarmac, exhaust, and wet trash.

Unfortunately thunderstorms barely happen out here, I was just another ruse from coastal clouds, they said it rained in some places but not here ;__;
>not hype me
That's a good point just don't go expecting anything great, especially from England.
Best thing is maybe picking up sum fresh ahes trainahs and ah sack of weed
>coachroach meaning
Prob wondering what their white colored guts taste like

Apparently when you stop smoking weed, you get those intense surreal like dreams from what I guess is not enough THC in your body. If you smoke alot you won't have any dreams or nightmares
Tho I haven't had a nightmare since highschool

I'll get those photos after I take a shower and make my nightly tea

>>25163650
Find me on Google maps ;)

>>25165618
Lel I move a foot and my ID changes

>>25159125
Where and why did all that happen? I haven't heard a whisper about it on the news, maybe there's a.................Blackout.
But usually the news hear is pretty unbias and they'll report ANYTHING for ratings even tho they don't act like the want to

>what a shit driver says
I think it's more like "well I can drive better than you", or "I'm a better driver when I'm drunk". I hear the latter one from my brother alot.
Daily reminder that a Dodge Challenger has moar than 300 horses shoved into it and over 4k lbs of pig back, cuz it's so pigfat ayyyyyyyyoooooohhhhh

>$5
That's way too cheap, sounds like they came from some famous Asian country known for making cheap products and invented kung-fu. Hopefully that polarized coating doesn't scrap off, I feel like I've seen that happen.

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Here's the little tree spud I picked out from the front last year, still got a few more......years till the trunk grows out

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Here's the baby palm tree I planted maybe a year ago. But it seems stunted from being stuck under the lizgger netting

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And here's a shitty pic of the other tarium(or whatever you call them) it's got a qt Lilly and some desert plants

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Last one
***ALERT AN EMISSION IS IMMIENT STALKER FIND COVER***
Last one is a spooky foggy pic from two nights ago, found out this camera could take decent night shots.

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>>25165571
>>25165608
>>25165618
What Tha hell is all this!!!
I'm drawanon, these post did not come from me at all

Here's proof I'm the real D and there's a lurking faggot who stole my identity and my (you)s. Why are you no name fgts so faggy?

Daily reminder the /shut-in/ network is more busy than this thread
daily reminder that the /shut-in/ network has its own website and in-house drama with discord
All of which I don't understand

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>>25165794
Ahhhhh wat tha fuck so it only changes ID'es when it feels like it.......Nah nah I get it....It's cool whatever not like I care at all. Not like I wanted to ruse the thread
;__;

Gud knight, aim dung

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Establishing.

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>>25165571
Hello, are you the hacker named 4chan? You stealthmode too? No one recognises me anymore.

Take off your fucking rags though, Koreanaon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REM3sD7FatY

snowdog

>>25166024
Mfw I can't post in this thread or bump it without coming off as a 1st time poster.

Lol just post the lewds you betacuck, I know I'm being beta hunting around for nudes on the web, b-but your a cuck for not sharing ;P

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>>25166106
I like how when I woke up today this post was 13 minutes old. Now after I woke up from my beatuy nap(it works I'm 9/10 now) it's 6 hours old. I done gone fucked up

Corgis are shit tier doggos, don't let the meme fool you. Their only good for their fur

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>>25165618
I already have. Sent
:)

>>25165627
>Blackout
Like theyre going to report that shit...hahaha. The "unbiased' ones are just the ones that haven't gotten a check from soros yet.

>300 horsepower car
I get annoyed at people who get hard about sports cars. These assholes NEVER take it to a track and just rev their shit at stoplights. Some of the dumbfucks take up illegal street racing, which is even more annoying. Fuck american muscle, I'll smoke these niggers in a saturn.

>Way too cheap
They're legit man. If you think you got phony polarized just turn them sideways in front of a screen. The lens should go dark or change color.

>>25167036
Ayyy, maybe you were the true bumpanon? Hmm.

Shh, that has gotten boring by now, I think we need a new drama faggotry in here. Time to get Koreanons lewds. :]]]

>>25167048
When do you sleep and how long? I haven't actually checked your sleeping schedules, but they seem bit fugged up. I'm glad I sleep at normal ( well, the word applies perfectly here ) times now.

MY SQUASH HAS ALL SPROUTED.

I'm bit too lazy to type out all of my (You)'s, but this post is a long winded bump.

>>25167596
Transnistria comes next.

Lel you know you have a shitty sleep schedule when your about to make your bedtime post when anons(plural makes it sound like the bread is busy) 3k+ miles away are making their morning time posts.

>>25168739
The worst I've ever done in here is making rogue bumps when I'm feeling to lazy to reply to a post like:>>25165023. Daily reminder I never reply to these so that's a little hint for next time.

Kek tho I fell for that pic of "korean" in the last thread, it just look sooooo much like him tho that Jean jacket threw me off. But idk maybe we need to start inviting anons from problematic threads, ohhhhh shit go invite the "being a boy sucks" guy.

>>25167596
>that shit
I'm starting to believe said riot was just some kind of "it's happening" event. We have celeb news here so anything beats that

>getting mad at insecurlets
This is america tho, this whole nation is built off the "much small block v8" as much as I don't like ppl acting like their wanna be F1 oh I mean nascar drivers, cuz we only drive straight in tha states.
At least we have the freedom to Hoon even car companies know ppl will break the speed limit here, it's like a unmentioned agreement if you don't get caught then your aokay. Least we're not Australian, their hoping laws are retarted, you can get fined and impounded for leaving tire tracks down there.

And now that think of it, I can't even get any polarized shades without getting contacts or shelling out and getting jewed out for prescription sun glasses. Pretty sure I've seen the prices for those and the frame alone cost a arm and leg, no idea about the lens. I think I'd take the cheap ones over that shit

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And since when was there a Pepeapp? I saw someone use this and downloaded the pro edition off the web because 0.99cent is just too much for......Well picrelated


>>25168739
I got from going to sleep at 3am back to fucking 5 or 6, ATM I'm trying to get back to my prior beddy by. Hell I prob get 7+ hours if I go to sleep when the sun rises. I usually just sleep in thru the whole if that happens really hate that.
Feels like everyone on quadchins is some kind of night owl, some worse than others. I think I find night owls more bearable, ppl who wake up bright and early not even for work tend to rub me off.

Do you even eat the squash tho, that shit is gross

Well I'm ah bout to hit the sack so you got a 7-10 hour window to reply lol

>>25167596
Oh shit forgot to add this:
Trans-national
Trans-furniture
Trans-mental
Trans-am
Can you really say trans species? Until the point you can get goose wings and shark testicles drafted to your body it's just another mental decease caused from a shitty childhood.

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>>25168884
Just don't fall asleep for one day, it's kind of hard because I hate being sleepless, but it usually does the trick.
Sleeping in the day never feels as good as sleeping through the night, iirc even in your teens daytime sleeping is worse than night time as human growth hormone secretes more in dark or something like that. Apparently that thing is not only for growing taller, but it also has a large impact on skin quality and all that. I might be wrong.
I'm naturally more predisposed to being a night own, but I can't really live like that rn, besides I have things to do during daytime.

I do eat it, I wouldn't call it very tasty, but watching stuff sprout and grow is extremely satisfying. I'm planting more stuff soon too as I am very hyped for gardening atm.
Picture are the squash sprouts, they grew pretty quickly, it's been like eight days now.

Sure, I will try replying to everything bit later.

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>>25168884
>>25168934
Here is the whole thing. Yes, that's a plastic beer bottle, but idk, it absorbs heat very well and makes the water basin warm during the daytime. The soil is constantly humid and warm, those are ideal conditions for pretty much all gardening.

>pepeapp
why.png

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>>25168862
>Its happening
Well it is IMO. This is a major turning point in the left vs right battle. Some guy on /pol/ did a rundown of the shotcallers behind the riots. Bretty interesting if you ask me

>Fines for tire tracks
The land down under is fuckin retarded, mate. I am not that surprised though desu.

>4 eyes can't wear chinky sunglasses unless he gets them prescription made at a high cost
whahah, 20/20 vision master race.

>>25168884
>Pepe app
FUCKING NORMAL FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>trans-am
You forgot trans-mission and trans-ient

>>25169343
Is that a potato masher?

>>25169349
No, its for urethral play

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>>25169358
That sounds scary. :o

>>25152004
whos this girl?

>>25169459
Depri.

>>25169485
is she here still?

>>25169522
Depri left us a long time ago, it's merely a ruse, sorry man.

>>25169531
sooo that girl isnt called depri, who is this then. cant recognize the cw

>>25169551
It's Depri after transitioning. Depri is a girl ( boy ).

>>25169553
mentally ill faggots then kys

>>25169560
I told you dog, I told you!

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>>25152095
They're small, wouldn't you say? :/
>>25153666
When have I ever shitposted?
>Many such cases.
I'll have you know I grew half an inch this summer hmph.
I was going to continue the act but too tired and the kneegrow already ruined the party, it's that dumb face app that's been revived again since I remember the app coming out weeks ago so idk why the sudden re-emergence.
>>25157078
So what ended up happening bud?
>>25157974
No...dammit man at least let me fool some people. Yeah it's that app but anons in other threads are taking in to a creepy level now.
I got 4 sisters, 3 of them aren't legal age lol, and the other one doesn't even look like me. She is white and light brown hair and I don't think I have any pics...not that I would post them kek.

Women break hearts and mind bro.
I saw the video too, you could see the fear he was in the last moments, it's sad tbqh. If you're going to kill someone at least let it be someone involved and capable of defending himself.
Rip in piece gdads ;_;
>I bet you let anyone buy you dipped strawberries you fucking whore
A fair payment imo.

>they all smell and talk to much
Are you talking about Indians?
>she loves me
Um...
>so pale you pass off as white
Lol wat? This is b8 a beaner would say.
>>25158026
>>25158033
Oh snap, I still have those long as replies to do :/
Gonna mark them just in case I ever get to them kek.
>>25158038
>>25158042
Damn nature, yous scary.
>>25158045
>butt crack hair
Not hungry anymore.
I know what you mean lol, like my gf was brown but she wasn't a female. Wait...

Signs was so promising in the beginning but nearing the end it just went into space without an oxygen tank.
>air bender movie
No lol but I heard it was horrible.
>sooooo gay
>2017
>not living the fabulous life of kings

>woman to cook me my meals?
I think you have to marry one for her to unlock that perk or something?
>Miller High Life
Just end me now.

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>>25165365
>What's this with everyone ITT?
Whatsa matta with me? whatsa matta with you?
>>25165387
>my ID didn't change
Hmm...
>>25165399
If death is so easy, then why haven't you done it yet?
>>25165571
>>25165608
>>25165618
>>25165627
>>25165740
>>25165745
>>25165750
>>25165756
>>25165794
>>25165802
>>25168862
>>25168884
>All these changing ID's
Hmmmm........
Nice bushes btw.
>>25168884
When the memes transcend real life.
>>25169459
>>25169485
>>25169522
>>25169531
>>25169551
>>25169553
>>25169560
>>25169561
>mfw

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>>25151699
I didn't fall asleep as expected. But now I will.

So I decided to fill this out. But I will reply tomorrow.

>What are you doing currently.
Reading a book.
>Recent music
Not recent, but check this out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBbAamuEnwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3QtS3OJnjA
Something newer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruXdr7T3O18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuDscQBInyA

This album is recent.
https://tescogermany.bandcamp.com/album/blutopfer
>Why are you a NEET
I am not, I am ascending.

>Films/television
Lawrence of Arabia.

>Books.
Latvian book called "The Broken Cup". Good nevel about coutnryside life, excellent psychology thrown in, very interesting characters; I'm taking notes of the writing.

>recent stories
I ate so much salmon my dick grew three inches.

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>>25170400
Sorry mane. :[

Check this out though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6hUg76QFsc

Nite my Ghanian ( or was it Guatemelan? ) friend.

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Wut
Where is she?

>>25170400
>whatsa matta with you?
I confessed my soul.
Now you.
>:(/)
>hmm
I use SKY, I've had to reset the router a few times just to keep playing on EA servers.
Sux's kinda bad mane
>done it
Because I can laugh at memes in the grave, there's terrible wifi under ground.
>yet
it'll happen, don't you worry.
>>25169560
>ys
Anon...I thought we were frands. D':
>>25169343
>That picture
I wish it was me.
>>25168884
>e 0.99cent
Someone actually paid for it tho
>>25167596
Transcopter
Transcabbage
Transsex
Transeducation
Transclass
>>25165740
>>25165745
>>25165750
>>25165756
Oh yes baby, more pl0x
>>25165794
>I'm drawanon,
NO!
I am draw anon
>>25165608
>n killing yourself
>:'(
Stupid m00t
>Not r9k
But what if
I have
Attained this status
>talk to people
>talk to
I guess I should just be myself as well.
>>25165571
>another terrorist attack
Well according the news
A man allah akbared the shit out of a cali man.
There was a terrorism in the france
and froggy frog hop hop is now a mainstream term
i lied
hippidy hoppidy get of my property is yet to take the world by storm
but it will
>buy a lemon
oh look at mr millionaire
I bet you eat brown bread as well you filthy poshy
>anyway
probably...
>a prize
a cheese knife?
perhaps
>in the

TOO LONG TO SCROLL
>raped with
oh
oh i c
>->:)
>who's turtle
>who's afro
turtle was a guy who has a turtle thing on his wall
afro was a guy that had a afro and was pretty big
>i'm here
i know ¬.¬
jks lub u
>jawbreaker
at least you won't get violated
>catfisher
how do you know
i am
who
i
say
i
am
._.
>>25165387
4realthisthr3dissl0wafrn

how dare you say too many lines
there's too many lines of code in this mod bot

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I know none of you will listen to them, nor do I expect you to.
But what I do expect is a bit more conversation.
Come on now; it's almost like some of you have lives to getting on with.

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What is this shit?

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>>25170536
>I ate so much salmon my dick grew three inches.
Prove?
>>25170541
I fell asleep too kek no worries.
>The 90's were so great, song is nice.
Night Ausanon (?), or morning now for me lol.
>25171568
Who
Why the area for her doesn't get the dick line?
>>25171815
>I confessed my soul.
I'll pray for you.
>Now you.
I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known.
>reset the router to keep playing on EA servers
I haven't heard that game and I still quite don't know why you do that but I'm keeping close eye on you pal.
>memes
They keep us all alive.
>terrible wifi
Just use physical connection?
>it'll happen, don't you worry
I know what you mean, I can't wait for my turn lol.
>>25171820
Is this you?
>pic related
>>25171832
>>25171836
>>25171838
I listened to the first and last song, that counts right?
Everyone just lurks now kek.

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>>25172222
I can't remember what I did last night if that's any imdication to my current state...

>>25172231
Indication*
I need coffee.

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>>25172231
>>25172247
You are scaring me now!

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>>25172256
Don't go to class tomorrow.

>>25172231
Kill your teachers and the girl you like that's the best way to get laid

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I will forsurely write out these (you)s in a few hours, I'm not home and will look like an autist typing novels on my phone.

Page 10 bump ;(

>>25172222
nice quads faggot

>>25172228
>Everyone just lurks now kek.
;_;
>>25172228
>Is this you?
:3
i am but a chair
;)
>known
sounds dusty
>eye on
both of um? <3
>use physical connection
:(
>>25172256
grr
>>25174333
check'd

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>>25174718
Meow.

Ebin :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>25174718
>;_;
Ik knows, nobodies not luv us no mores
>i am but a chair
Can..can I s-sit on you?
>sounds dusty
Not good for my asthma.
>both of um? <3
Even my third eye is ;)
>:(
Same :/

>>25174808
YEAH?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH?
Well I bet you won't even start a draw thread fgt.
>:/
>>25175008
>no more
ever did
o i did
not
no.
gosh
heavens
this
thread
is
really
going
down
the
shitter
in't
it
m9
>on you
if you provf yasalf worthy
>not good for my ass
neither am i but here we are
>eye
r u woke famalam
>:/
me 2 bby boo

>>25175015
I don't think so, the bumper isn't here yet.
>provf yasalf worthy
What must bee done, daddy?
>neither am i but here we are
Oi, am here, where you?
>r u woke famalam
Am woke and woody.
>me 2 bby boo
I will cry now

>>25175031
>where you?
'ere2, just reading through notes and cri-ing
>woody
and i'm buzz
>now
imma lick ya cheeks
>done dad
seize the means procreation
or
provide a webm of a lemon
>bumper
WELL JUST GO AHEAD AND SUMMON IT then why don't chaaaa gaaaaawsh

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Sooooooo guess whos ban is up and spent almost way to long replies to posts from some weirdo thread full of normie male cis hiding on a weeb ran website?
***~~~Me and my FBI handler~~~***

I was going to post some music and maybe something else information wise, but its late and I blew changing my sleep schedule and want to go to bed

>also mfw I found qt abuo's lewds

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>>25168934
>>25168938
Is all that stuff really true or some kind of Germanic propaganda? Cause I swear most of the short people I knew took alot of naps in the day. Can't remember how pale they were atm, this all could be true but I might need to read up on that
The only best way to maintain the night owl phase is probably having a decent job during a night shift, or a drug king ping

Do you boil your squash or eat raw? But hell you might as well start sprouting some potatoes in your room like some IRA bloke in 1912
>those slavic chaser bottles
Kek
Just joshing, plastic bottles are like the fundamentals of growing plants, and a plus for growing spores since the soils stays moist.

>>25169343
Did all this start on a college campus around here? What is everyone on /pol/ saying might happen as a result of this? inb4 the shot callers were niggers or rich jews

>upside down laws
For a place as natural dangerous as ausland is, you'd probably go to jail for hitting an emu when it darted into your car on a highway.

>two eye ape bragging
Just remember that there 20% more brain power going to my other senses.
Vision is the most basic plebby sense anyways

4chan('s memes) belong to all of the internet now, I bet the author of that app doesn't even us this site.

And damn idk how I missed transmission, I blame......some one for that

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>>25175057
>reading through notes
Eh? Don't you have spring break?
>cri-ing
You like the pain though right.
>i'm buzz
You're just a toy! I'm the real sheriff around these parts.
>imma lick ya cheeks
Which ones o_0
Uhm, I can't do the first one but am pretty sure there's a lemon in 0:37.
>SUMMON IT
OH DARK LORDS! I WISH TO SUMMON THE DESTROYER OF THREADS!
>>25175115
>some weirdo thread full of normie cis
That's the 3 of y'all homos lol.
>qt abuo's lewds
???

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>>25175122
>homos
your the polysexual scamp posting her nips all over the thread tho
>???
don't worry mah friend just check the torrent

>>25170400
whats it to you mate, thats what happens when 4chan bans you for 3 days like abunch of fascist dags
>>>>I'm going to put them on my list >=+}

>>25170536
My guy send me some salmon.......I have.....a package in the mail with boobs coming over

Btw what happened to all your writing? Its been a while since you made any literature post on this dreaded thread.

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>>25175122
>Don't you have spring break?
Don't you have exams?
>Like
Yeah but only when I know it'll end. ;_;
>Just a toy
Yeah but you're gf loves me more.
>these parts
>real
Real?
You don't even have a purple and orange scarf
you're but a pretender
a great pretender
>which ones
>even asking this
wew i've been away too long if you don't already know the answer is both and everything in between
>lemon
>this webm
we have access to this amazing technology
"let's film food"
>the destroyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGLxoKOvzu4
it was gonna be static x but i can't find the clip and this is on trending

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Here a irl post I ran into at a corner light. Never seen a missing person posting in my life that wasn't some kind of police search.
Just seems strange, maybe he or his parents aren't legal and don't want to ask the police

>"there is a reward for the person who finds it,"
>"please help us to find Luis Fernado Prodp Perez (119). The last time according to what they looked at was in The Las Palmas Park"
>"in San fernanado and in Slymar Ca. We believe that"
>"maybe he lost his memory the last time that we looked at was on July 29 2016"

The whole lost his memory thing, just sounds like something sketchy, idk what kind of reward they'd give if you found him either
>more pl0x
You wanted more so here you go mr:>>25171815

>>25170382
>Taking to creep level
weeeeeell I wonder how bad it is now, makes me wonder if /tv/ can top the creepiness that app causes. Just imagine how many more catfish will come in our pond after this.
Three? Wew lad your giving me the vapors talking like that. Your family sounds colorful and confusing like rebone nigger house holds, I think I posted a photo of my sister before. But she's a kaffir and this is 4chan so no one cares

Thats why you warp their minds with fatty food before they destroy you
That nigga S.S. was crazy and they said he had no prior crimes before this. Not sure if he had an emotional breakdown from his "gurls gambling problem", caused he seemed pretty eger to kill that old black guy. He probably had mental issue and beat femanons
Thank god both my gdads are both ded, shits all fukt lad
>triple "T"s

>fair payment
and I bought you car and got no love, watever
I'm talking about all brown people, in general. Like that mildew smell ghetto ppl have

But how wrong am I about that b8? Its pretty true don't lie to yourself, proper hispanics have proper tans for their speedos abajo en el río
>mark them
my (you)s are waiting but I'm in no rush, I got phat bitches on kik to ERP with ;o

>wait...
we all had/or will have our own thai experience one day, I'm sure it was clen shaven tho
Thats funny cause the aliens should have just gone back in to space rather than harassing inbreeds with knives and dumb shit

If you like the last air bending, you NEED to watch that movie. Just to know the pain stacking feeling of watching something loved get stomped on like a worn out condom

Lel, thats a loaded perk if you ask me, I'd rather spend my points on something like the "always submissive" perk ;p
Bruh you don't like the choice beer of heartburn and regret. Hipster love 40s(32oz) now

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>>25171815
>paid for it
>"downloaded"
just because I dl'd doesn't mean I wasted my sheckeles on hot trash. Y-You do know my boi, you can dl them of the web
FOR PHREE NINETY NINE SUCKA

I ain't got shit on the photo front, got a few drawings that are close to being finished tho
>his name was draw, the anon
>his name was draw, the anon

Yeah it turns out that alah akbeard was just some black-merican muslim supremacist who intentional and exclusively shot only white people. over here any shitskin who threatens or kills a white person is a domestic terrorist
I'm just surprised he didn't blow his brains out like Steven Stevens did last week

omg he lives in place that has expensive, taxed, and imported fruits.
bitch brown bread is disgusting and priced for rich faggots. who makes wheat bread sandwiches? faggots?

>who is who
why did that come of as intentionally vague to me?
>your here when I'm here
(<)_(<)
>how do you know
Because:
I own the 4chan Track an Anon, and I just paid it off too

>>25172222
>>25172222
>>25172222
Are these quads and this post from the future form the void or something?

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>>25175135
It was like 1/3 of one nip, chill. You could just ask for more ya know?
>check the torrent
I am monitoring this thread now.
>4chan bans you for 3 days
It's like that one time I got perma-b@'d for posting cheesy pizza, but I swear it wasn't me that time.

>>25175137
>Don't you have exams?
The only exams I have now are for my prostrate my dude.
>Yeah but only when I know it'll end. ;_;
There's no brakes on the crazy train love.
>Yeah but you're gf loves me more.
That's why I don't have one anymore ha!
>Real?
Realer than my tits.
>You don't even have a purple and orange scarf
Orange is very in rn, cold is gone so no scarf to he choked with.
>a great pretender
https://youtu.be/mLRjFWDGs1g
>wew i've been away too long if you don't already know the answer is both and everything in between
S-sorry I asked...
>"let's film food"
Ikr, everyone knows cameras are only for sex vids and fight vids for worldstar.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGLxoKOvzu4
>it was gonna be static x but i can't find the clip and this is on trending
What the heck lol, totally unexpected but those women need to lose a few pounds imo.

>>25175155
>pelo negro posiblemente corto hasta sus oidos o hombros
What, so they used an old photo of him?
Best case scenario would be he got deported.
>kind of reward
Probably a blessing and some tacos.

>>25175177
1/4 is the legal limit here friend, your going to have to give me your amazon wish list and Kik for that rule violation. xoxo

You can monitor dez nuts while your at it too busta.
I run New York

>ban evading 2 years after the ban
You sound like every quad chin and underager who got banned and butt mad for posting their pony or frozen porn.

>>25175190
Most likely, that's the basic sign of how you know their probably dead. Tho that's a pretty recent photo tbqh, I'm usually use to seeing dead gang members (allegedly) middle school photos in the news or those candle prayers.
If anything he prob OD off some spice with bums.
>Blessings
Pretty accurate
>Takecos
Now that's just blatantly racist, they'd most likely give you their re-fried beans

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Alright fageios, I'm gonna go sleep and then sleep some more.
Do the thread a favor and wipe your feet before you walk out of it, stop tracking shit in here Martin.

>>25175239
>I'm gonna go sleep and then sleep some more.
No.

>>25175257
Too late;)

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>>25175232
>legal limit
Wth since when?
>amazon wish list
Pic related
>kik
If I post mine all the pervs while blow my phone up you first.
>I run New York
David Dinkins is still alive?
>frozen porn
I know what I will fap to now.

>probably dead
It's been about 9 months from when he was missed, you might be right.
>blatantly racist
Sjw pls go.

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>>25176805
>mfw my balls would ruin that g-string just from ball sweet alone
There been a limit ever since that odd white girl posted nudes here lol. Well not really but 2-3 nudes seems like a a good limit, you don't want a mass of orbitors do you?
>blow up
No one is going to blow anyone up when they have an animu profile pic
>David Dinkins
lel why would you want to remember him: picrelated

Will your fap include live action, or that weird 2D cartoon porn that south americans seem to like making?
Reminds me when /v/ found all those browser disney porn games

I hate to say shit like that, but if your missing for that long in this shithole your either back in mexcio or dead in an alley way or water wash.
Tho missing white girls usually get found at some point

REEEEEEEEEE your the sjw libcuck faggot, lol wy don't you get behind the wall while we make america great again

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Yahoo why do you b8 your users so hard with your "news"?


https://www.yahoo.com/tech/man-made-living-killing-african-wildlife-gets-eaten-000029146.html
>Scott Van Zyl made his living taking wealthy clients on “safaris” for the sole purpose of bringing home trophies like leopards, zebras, wildebeests and even lions.
>Now, investigators in Zimbabwe believe that Van Zyl ended up on the wrong end of the predator-prey relationship, and DNA tests have confirmed that he was attacked, killed, and eaten by crocodiles while on a hunting trip.

I don't really care about what happened to this bloke, but if you been on yahoo then you know how crzy and butthurt the commenters get over shit like this.
Some of these are really goat

>I find it beyond disgusting that they murdered the crocodiles that did such a wonderful service in protecting other endangered wild life from this sadistic, greedy, enemy of the planet.

>I can never understand why people would think hunting is fun. I can understand you need to hunt for food. I can understand it good for population control in some areas. I get sometimes you need to protect yourself from wildlife. But I just don't get the joy from watching an animal die.

>If these "hunters" want a real hunting experience they should join the military and try to kill something that can shoot back!

>Hunters are psychopaths. They kill defenseless animals. Food is not the issue because there are always alternate forms of food for humans. But some humans like to kill. They have no empathy for fellow life. I seriously think that people like hunters are lower on the evolutionary chain than humans
>All hunters hate life. That is fact.


Wew

>>25176805
get off my wishlist

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>>25176905
>odd white girl posted here lol
Kek I remember that, maybe ever since then anon lurkers got stuck with the impression that grils do the lewds here.
>mass of orbitors
Isn't that the goal?
>animu profile pic
How'd you know?!? I don't remember what my kik and the pic were, probably some animal.
>lel why would you want to remember him
He was a good mayor?

I'm undecided, maybe something with eggs again.
>browser disney porn games
And this is why I don't want kids, who the fuck knows what they will stumble on.

>back in mexcio or dead
That's more or less the same thing, death would be better than being in Mexipoo.
>missing white girls usually get found at some point.
>mfw
>>25177109
Oh hun, I probably wear it better than you. :^)

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>>25177171
Oh yeah you were posting when that happened, but kek I totally agree with the lurker's impression, that seemed like eclipse horizon of it.
But if I remember right the thread back then was getting alot of rogue benis pics
>the goal
....well yeah shut up tho, your making it too obvious
someday I will have a hoard of brown femanon asians stalking these threads for me
*me and my missing child payments

eggs to eat or egg to wrap shlong in. just make an egg sandwich with cheese or bagcon

>stumble on
whatever you stumbled apon as a kid on the web, your kid will find something 10x worse. Thats just how the 2000s are, a 15yo could pull more nudes than a man your age.

Bruv, dis is america, ppl love their white women.
Last time one went missing here the news just spammed on about it for a week till she was found 50 miles away in the desert near my hometown. she prob got BLACKED

You guys should start bumping your faggy thread

Or I'll find you

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And eat you

>>25176557
:o
>>25175177
>prostrate my dude.
Speaking of I got a new table.
>crazy train
All aboard.
>Ha
Aw shieeeet ya got me :'(
>than my
i love them all the same
>chocked
we always have my belt and hands
>asked
fookin shud b cant
>sex fights
exactly, i knew youd'd know
>few pounds
that's sizism friendo
you're under a vest
>>25175164
>FOR PHREE NINETY NINE SUCKA
teach me the hax0r ways
>fin
hurry tf up so you can get to hating it quicker
>blow himself
didn't he get a blue boy to do that
>disgusting
but meh diet and uh gosh fatness
>faggots
yes.
problemo
>vague
\_(.)_(.)_/
>:/
:///
>because
yeah nuffin
>paid
you got money now?
you owe me two dorras.
>>25178581
:D

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tell your friend, I'm up in his house

did the beta male post more nudes

Bu

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Ayy one of my classes is having its last session tomorrow. Going to ask out a qt girl there to see if I can get the succ.

>>25175117
>College campus
I dunno where it started, really. Missed it happening because of work. People are always saying it will "redpill the masses" and shit. That statement is a bit true, desu. I have seen old people namedrop george soros. Lookup "uncle tony hwndu" and you will see the results of this information war. Shot callers were jews or funded by jews. What a (((surprise))).

>20 percent increase to other senses
Shit bro its like a state in an RPG. Ray charles was purported to have supersonic 200+ hearing.

>>25178581
Pretty spooky if you axe me

Well, I'm bored.
Anyone on?

This bread is really dead. ;_;

to intellegent too post here m8

>>25183134
>>25183292
Sorry pham, bit busy rn.
>>25183421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlOtCOW0bM8