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ITT Chat/Discussions general "Is The Truth Really Out There":Edition

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ITT Chat/Discussions general
"Is The Truth Really Out There":Edition

Bring your conspiracy theories, premonitions, dark thoughts and anything else spooky ITT. If anyone has or knows where to find "real" paranormal-UFO videos/stories post a link pls.
Its april but that doesn't mean nothing sp00ky never happens, jesus's bday is this month. Thats his second birthday too.

And since our "friends" at /out/ had a nice visit I guess outdoor photo dumps would be nice to see

Post pics in current state(not necessary if you don't want to)
post content
>What are you doing currently
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
>Why are you a NEET
>Films/television
>Books
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
>etc

>>General Discussion
>You don't have to follow these guidelines, although they make it easier to introduce yourself.

Just post it

Old Thread: >>25033134
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Post pics in current state(not necessary if you don't want to)
post content
here
>What are you doing currently
I was currently taking a dump and trying to post this very post, at that moment. Now I'm just trying to get this post in and go clean the kitchen
I was in the bonos. So just let that sit in for a while
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QOzdNiyWNI [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGJfjNk5_tU [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U940ebIkP9U [Embed]
>Why are you a NEET
Because I have a huge gap in my work experience and trump says I'll get my reparations
>Films/television
Nothing really special recently, still have hacksaw ridge on my backlog
Saw that adult swim famous april fools programming tho if that counts
>Books
Started gundam sentinel, an actual novel not a backwards comic book
Seems alright but I'm too early in to judge, it could be a piece of horse dung tho
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
Had my phone break on me out of the blue, my fone of almost 4 years just stopped charging one night, went to go get a new one.
The shop I went to barely had anything in stock and the employee was being really chummy with me, tho I wasn't in the mood and semi high..................yeah thats it nothing special
>etc

enjoy the two day old pasta
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What is this OP image?

>>25106350
Howdy partner!

>>25103721
>News made 4chan sound evil
The worst weapon here is the grinch in a mask, holding a gun. Lotta websites are fucking doing that cuck shit where you disable adblock to browse. I won't turn off my adblock, I'll just never visit the website.

>LA smog
For some reason I think of all those stock pictures of traffic on the news. It is always traffic in california with a thick layer of smog on it.

>Playing new games
Bro I dont buy "new games". Most of my shit I pirate or get on bundles 3 years after release.
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will bump thread in a moment with some late night posts
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>What are you doing currently
Drinking 4 Hands' Absence of Light (Peanut Butter Chocolate Milk Stout). Plain and simple.

>Recent music
One of my top 5 albums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8BfsyTkcZI

>Films/television
Watched S3 of Black Mirror (San Juniperooo) lately.

>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
I would tell a story, but there's not one to tell. For now.
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Well for finding spooky stuff to pot right now I kinda dropped the ball.
Went on /x/ to just find some photos or a story to post here for starters. But apparently /x/ is/was being occupied by /mlpol/ remnants. They were spamming that board pretty good
guess a mod finally woke up and deleted them all.

But have a ufo video in a lighting storm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJZgGZD7rOk
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>>25106800
A two birds with one stone that two anons requested, I really regret not making that font bigger, but meh

>grinch mask
that mask or the v for vendetta, which is now(some how) a cult classic with non-normies. Maybe thats the new fight club. I know the LA times does that shit now, and I hope they loss money doing that cause I don't use that site anymore.
Plus alot of sites are doing that popup shit, where you click anything on the page and it opens to a new tab/window

>stock photo of la life
Thats all that comes to mind when I think of the freeways, least at daytime. Late night its usually empty and barley any CHP. Lol they said that all that rain from the last couple of months lowered the smog level, kinda true cause I barely noticed that yellow haze around the LA center

>new games, new games
you don't have to play new games by buying them. From all the games I played last year the last one I bought was MGSV, and I regret paying $$ for that $&*%
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Also found some creepy art from a thread on /x/ so enjoy
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>>25107622
Ayyyy its "what are you drinking" anon, glad to see an old face. Hows your thread been holding up since /soc/ fell apart again?

And really, whats your your unbiased review of that stout? Seems more like a novelty beer rather than a "muh buzz" brew. But I never had a stout like that, seems like it would taste like a sundae.
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heres the rapid summary
>>kid stumbles upon thread
>>has no thing of worth so makes up stories for (yous)
>>calls himself god and wants worship from autists itt
>>forgets he is human and drops into the orbit of the muslim whore like the rest of the betas
>>contactfag
>>gets surprised when he doesnt get the attention he demanded
>>lol_what_did_you_think_would_happen.gif
>>gets mad at her
>>with righteous piety he rains down divine punishment by posting her nudes
>>disappears for the day to not get suspicion
>>is back the next day
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I'll just drop a few ghost photos, and then vanish
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>>25107712
meh your still on to thate tale?
so this is now a pasta for the thread, maybe this thread needs more made up drama bs. probably it'll attract more anons, good for the meta
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And now its time for me to vanish

I'll pretend like I'm not surpised when this thread gets spammed in a few hours
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>>25107712
shame he seemed like a good kid at first
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>>25107757
Did you ever read these books? This photo comes from those Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.
The stories were always okay but the drawings fucked me up
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>>25107867
Who did? The OP?
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>>25107907
No
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>>25107867
They say he runs an international nudes racket, DON'T trust him.
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>What are you doing currently
Eating cold pasta with liver.
>Recent music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5eYDit9iLs
>It's to the point where I don't know who I am
>I'm not special, I'm not a thing to adore
Take notes, frends.
>Why are you a NEET
I'm in communion with Bogdanoff twins.
>Films
Nightcrawler.
>Books
On the Sufferings of the World.
>Recent stories
I was walking down my local beach, the weather was great and I was thinking about something, not minding my surroundings, until I suddenly ran into what I thought was a dead dog. I jumped aside because it made strange noises, but then I found out it's a very young seal. The fucker didn't mind me at all, but decided to go back from where it came from after some time; hope my seal frend is still eating sprats and shit, if not, R I P.
>>25106350
So your phone broke down, welcome to the no-phone life. Oh wait, you fixed it, nevermind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGEJOAsQX2w

You probably know this already, but I saw your music links, so I figured why not.
>>25106800
Sprats, the best fish known to man. Also a specimen of what is allegdly a human from Middle East, if that is not an oxymoron.
>>25107622
Are you constantly plastered?
>>25107733
So spooked I can barely write as my hands are trembling with fear.
>>25107906
Haven't read the stories, but I've seen the pictures dumped on /x/, yeah, they are pretty spooky.
>>25107907
OP didndonuffin.
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>>25106350
And why would you take pictures on a shitter, is that a new trend?
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>>25107757
i want that one as a tattoo
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>What are you doing currently
In my office dicking around (view related)

>Recent music
Roc Marciano - Rosebudd's Revenge
Ethereal - Attack from the Sky 3
Your Old Droog - Packs
Kodak Black - Painting Pictures
Demilich - Nespithe
DJ Stingray - F.T.N.W.O

>Why are you a NEET
I'm not at all.

>Films/television
Last film I saw in theaters that I truly enjoyed was Arrival

>Books
Currently reading Moby Dick and only kind of enjoying it (the digressions are long and arduous at times, imo)

>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
Nothing springs to mind. My life is boring as hell to an outsider's perspective. It's an endless cycle of work, gym, constant eating, sex with my longtime gf, and occasional stints of music production.

I did recently get tickets to Tim & Eric's upcoming tour, and all my friends are coming to visit (I live in a different city) and go with me; so I'm pretty excited for that
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>>25108222
forgot pic. Props to whoever can guess the city
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>>25108222
>Currently reading Moby Dick and only kind of enjoying it (the digressions are long and arduous at times, imo)
Ah shit, it's one of my favorite books. That and Iliad are the only books that I have bought in last couple of years. It's one of those shitty paperbacks, but it's pretty sturdy.

How far are you in?
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Either Philly or D.C?
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>>25108224
About halfway; just finished the chapter where Ishmael is telling a story to his Spanish friends about a sailor who wronged another and shortly after was eaten by Moby Dick; alluding to sailors' superstitions/a potential supernatural quality to the whale as a "justice bringer"

I am interested in the story, but in that chapter alone (which could be seen as a digression in itself) he goes off on all sort of tangents about the habits and customs of sailors from different parts of the world, their personalities and all that.

I am enjoying the story, but I feel like I'm wading through it.
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>>25108232
Nope (hint: my view faces westward -
away from the skyline and other defining features)
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>>25108242
Chicago?
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>>25108256
You guessed it! Your prize is a full set of vintage OJ Simpson pogs
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>>25108278
Didn't he get away with murder or I am mixing something up?

I will reply to your long post in a bit, I'm off to beach.

BTW, IIRC, Chicago has the highest concentration of Latvian's in US. I even have some relatives in US, but they are pretty distant and settled in California the last we heard from them.
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>>25108278
Heck yeah! Mom will be so proud of me! Only 90's kids will remember pogs, but why of O.J Simpson?...

The cloudy skies got me though, I thought the rain was only hitting in the east coast. What is that you work in of you don't mind me prying about?
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>>25108282
The OJ Simpson murder trial was an extremely publicized case in the USA and could even be seen as a part of 90s Americana (US folklore/cultural heritage).

Basically, he was a retired American football superstar. He had a rocky marriage with alleged domestic violence/spousal abuse. Two years after his wife divorced him, she and her boyfriend were found stabbed to death. There was tons of evidence pointing to OJ, and even a low-speed police chase at one point, but he was eventually found not-guilty based on a technicality - mishandling of evidence.

Everyone knows he did it, and he was later sued and even found responsible for the deaths and fined a bunch of money - but he never went to prison. He even wrote a book about it titled "If I Did It" lol.

If you're interested, there is a 5-part documentary callled "O.J.: Made In America" that chronicles the whole saga. Pretty interesting.

>>25108298
No reason in particular - just a cool little cultural artifact I found on the internet.

I work at a government delegation - I won't say which because only a few people work here and it would basically be giving my identity away completely; something I don't do on 4chan :P I'm sure you understand. Your deduction skills are too good
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>>25108355
I like the idea of getting away with murder I guess...so much 90's revival currently happening imo. O.J, the Power Rangers, etc.

If you're worried about anonymity then that's quite weird since the average person posts their face here, but if you mean irl then yeah I understand. Especially now that you said that, it got me a bit curious and it wouldn't be too hard to find out some info but lucky for you I don't do that kind of things (or have time to) anymore.
>Your deduction skills are too good
I should've stick to forensics then :/

Anyways, I heard government jobs pay well, but office jobs are stressful af I feel.
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>What are you doing currently
Destressing from a long month spent in the city.
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFUzvbkEvRk
Im finishing up listening to this as I type.
>Why are you a NEET
That I am not.
>Films/television
Rick and Morty, Sense8
>Books
I Am That
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
I recently had a dream about me killing someone I used to have strong feelings for. It was a reuccuring nightmare where I was being stalked by some ominous humanoid creature with an indistinguishable face. In the last dream, the face took the form of this person who I used to have a situationship with and I killed them. During the waking hours I dont have any feelings of anger or violence towards them so it was interesting.
>etc
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>>25108411
I never post my face here, I'm more cautious than most. Yeah, if you cared enough it wouldn't be that hard to find me. Lucky for me I haven't said anything too incriminating (besides the dicking around at work part).

My job pays quite well and requires minimal effort. I'm very lucky to have found it.
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>>25107706
Woah, I'm surprised someone recognizes me. hahaa

The drinking threads usually become a one-person thread most of the time. Because of that, I don't make those thread hardly at all anymore. Although, every once in a while, a thread would gain traction and have some activity, which is nice. Did something happen here again?

> whats your unbiased review of that stout?
For some stouts like the peanut butter ones or any that say something like 'chocolate mint' or 's'mores', they are more of a gimmick and try to pander to those who don't necessarily drink a whole lot. However, some breweries such as 4 Hands and Duclaw make some solid peanut butter stouts that blend a decent amount of peanut butter with a good layer of chocolate. Basically, it all depends on the brewery and the style they use as a base (as some might add peanut butter flavor to a porter, which most end up being too thin and lacking in substance).

If that makes sense at all. lol

>>25108189
>Are you constantly plastered?

Nah. I never drink to get drunk, so I usually pace myself.
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>>25108803

I find most imperial stouts or any "flavored stout" except for a handful to be gimmicky. That DuClaw peanut butter one I found to be way too weird, and everything else in the stout lineups are always bourbon barrel, because it's the cool thing to do.
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>>25108834
The thing about adjuncts in Imperial Stouts is that if the brewer uses them correctly, it can taste amazing (using things like vanilla, coconut, cinnamon, etc.). However, if most stouts from a brewery have adjuncts in them, then that's an indication that they could be lazily using them to hide off flavors.

Aging Imp Stouts in a bourbon barrel can make the beer even better. But, it's a tricky thing to age a beer as there are so many factors to consider, such as length of time in the barrel, what kind of barrel, etc. If you see a brewery age an imperial stout in a bourbon barrel for less than 6 months, then typically not too much of the barrel will impart in the taste.
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>>25108855

The only bourbon barrel beer I've had that I've really been over the moon about is Lost Abbey's number of the beast. That shit was fucking delicious.

I find that there are way too many double IPAs and bourbon barrel beers, and a lot less creativity. Creativity does exist, absolutely, but I find it's harder to market. Two of my favorite breweries, forest and main and tired hands, do a lot of "wild ales", but I don't know how well they'd take off mainstream.

Even pale ales are really hop forward these days. Sometimes ya want a beer that just isn't all that west coast hoppy. The best one I've ever had was Mikkeler's Peter Pale and Mary.
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>>25108871
Can't say I've had that one from Lost Abbey. That's the one with like cacao nibs, peppers and such, right?

From what I have noticed over the last fewish years is that there are a hefty amount of breweries that follow trends. For example, right now the go-to trend is NE IPAs, which might contribute to not a whole lot of creativity going on. Yeah, there are too many 'boring' DIPAs out there, but you can never have too many barrel aged beers. lol As long as they were made correctly, they can be a delight to drink and have a plethora available in the fridge. Too bad a lot of the good ones are on the pricey side and usually brewery-only. Though there's still some out there that are solid and somewhat available when released, like Founders' KBS, Goose Island's Bourbon County, Schlafly's BA Imp Stout, etc.

There's a decent amount of breweries out there making quality 'sours', too. Casey, Mantra, Central State, Jolly Pumpkin, Crooked Stave, Wicked Weed, Side Project, etc.

IMO, I wish more breweries would make some beers that are true-to-style. Beers like Hefeweizens, Pilsners, and so on.
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Damn this thread blew up, idk if it'll stay that way tho.

I'll be back soon to reply to these hijacked (you)s
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>>25107906
I wish someone on /x/ posted more from that book, but nah thats all I could find on that atm.
Well shit I'm glad I got redpilled on the book, guess that saves me some time. I assume they spent more effort on the art rather than the writing. Cause that shit does look spooky, guess I'll go find the resy of the drawings and post them later

>>25107907
>>25107938
whats good with all this 1st time posting?

>>25107994
>international nudes racket
sounds pretty slavic tbqh, when do I get my cut for my cache of arab girl pics tho.
I been sittanin on dem for a while, now I want mai reparations
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>>25108189
> cold pasta with liver
why not rap that up in foil and throw it on your heater

what kind of liver is it, I automagicaly assume its pig's liver cause I'm black

>nightcrawler
oh shit I keep forgetting I saw that in theaters, I need to rewatch it cause I don't remember alot form it. But still a good psychotic thriller
plus it had the whole eye opener on how local news controls the content the broadcast

Lel aren't seals related to dags tho, they look like dogs so I just assume. But that reminds me of the dead seal my friends and me ran into on the beach. It was probably old cause it
looked weathered, but being solcal everyone stood around it and took pictures of it. And a hand full of girls were crying because.......its an animal........I guess. I just wanted to take prison poses next to it. Hopefully your seal is still alive and kicking, and didn't get eaten by a whale

Tis america so you always need a damn phone, especially when I'm looking for "work"
And kek I like kino but I think I over played this song, tho I'm listening to rn. I need to go find more of their albums before putin takes them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seIF0jLQlkE
seems like their 89 album changed with the times

>spooked
that pic looked fake after looking at again not half asleep
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>>25108211
Because I'm legally obligated to post pics sponsoring, StaSof-Fro products which are always in the bathroom
Not like I'm not going to accept a $0.85 payment for shilling

>>25108212
your going to need to find a bretty good artist that isn't a friend of a friend

>>25108223
Just makes me wonder how fucking windy it gets up that high in chitown
Plus that theres prob more black dudes that look like me than over here in solcal

>>25108278
I really want to buy something he signed now, since he was autographing shit while in a jail and prison
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This is the most recent sp00ky pic I found today on /x/
>>18856121

OP of the thread says his "girl" took a selfie to send to a friend and that face appeared in the back of the room.
Could be fake or real, but it probably won't get solved cause it /x/ and now theres a ton of skeptics on that board
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And then theres this whole meme about what shut down 4chan a couple months ago.
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Oh and heres another......fascinating
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.....this might be the most spookiest one to date, just because how life like it looks. This being could be standing right behind you......RIGHT NOW
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>>25108428
>reoccurring nightmare
I know reoccurring dreams are your sub conscious trying to tell or show you something about your life. No idea what a repeating nightmare is meant to tell you.
First thing I'd think is the cause might be medication and then after that I'd put my "spooky mulder" mask on and ask if you feel like your under an oppression or if your house is haunted in anyway. If you can make out that their not human than maybe its a demon or a powerful ghost, and shit mang
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>>25108803
I still remember you popping here a couple times here and there, and I use to see your thread alot

Still have no clue what happened to this board, I want to say the same happened ITT. Its usually just me and 2 or 3 regulars, guess it picked up a little with this thread.
>again?
Yeah some dumb made up drama about a regular here. Some anon pretended to be a regular and posted a fake nude of someone else, so I guess thats what started all the bitterness between posters and lurkers. But really I have no clue whats the deal, very petty. Just Sad.

Thats what I was thinking about the 4 Hands, usually beer like that has more flavoring and sugar in it than alcohol. I've been told to never try those cream root beer, beers if I enjoy drinking, but nah man that makes sense to me. I'm glad some breweries try to take a serious approach with some stouts
Can you get a taste of alcohol from the peanut butter ones, or does the peanut and chocolate flavoring overpower that taste? And wait did they use regular chocolate or malt chocolate when brewing it, cause that wouldn't that make it a malt beer?
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And I saved the scariest pic for last.

Just looking at it makes me want to shit myself(tho thats prob from dinner)
Just thinking of it makes me get into a cold sweat
Just hearing about it makes me eardrums bleed
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the search for a lie is less futile than the search for a truth.
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Even in the absence of the truth, many will cling to any beam of light. All because they truly "want to believe" that lie.
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Ssssuuup. I'm down with a cold.

Bump is on me.

K. Bye.
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Anyone else here dumb as rocks i'm failing this semester and i want to die

also if aliens aren't real then why do i own an SAO shirt because no earthly power could've put this into my closet
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Bump before I head out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruXdr7T3O18

This song is so good.
2:00 mark is pure bliss.
>And should I be hugged and tugged down through this tiger's masque
>And should I be sung and unbroken by not saying
>You mind not saying
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>>25107698
>Cult classic with non normies
I think it is slowly seeping into normie protest culture as something against capitalism. Some websites went too far with bullshit and now everyone is paying the price with no ad revenue. Some websites are trying to make a subscription model to access now, which is interesting.

>Rain lowered smog level
It lowered the smog right onto your skin, bud. That shit will fuck up your health.

>Regrets paying for MSGV
I didnt read much into that game, why is it bad?
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>>728105195
>Couple goes camping
>a wild nigga appears
>with a machete
>threatens the couple and forces the girl out of the tent
>rapes her, meanwhile her bf is too scared to do something
>hiding in tent, maybe watching , like a cuck he is
>beeing polite as he is, he let's the nigga finish , before he calls the police
>police congratulates him , for acting reasonable

Germany reached new dimensions of cuckery

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4376376/Camper-23-dragged-tent-raped-Germany.html
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Live by night
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>>25112000
Stop spamming your retarded racebait everywhere you faggot
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>>25111450
Thank Ra for the bump

Heres something for your troubles maysir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzDDyCRpHEg

>>25112000
>000
wew
but whats wrong with this dudes jaw line?
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What your looking at now is the embodment of the devil him self, at least thats what the internet and /x/ say.
Looks like a bomb from final fantasy tbqh, srry for weebing again
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>>25111815
>slowly seeping
I've always seen at least three ppl wearing the V mask anytime I see a protest on the news. Either its libs wearing one in protest against trump, or trump supporters wearing one in defiance.......of something.
Idk if what the meaning is now in wearing that mask anymore, this is the type of shit that gets you 10 year late sequel of a movie, like robocop ;{. I think all those website are trying to find a new niche since click b8'in has become well known now, maybe its just time to find a new system to get revenue, some sites don't
seem to care where or what their ads are

>on to
yeah on to the dirty streets of the heart of LA, but thankfully I don't live near downtown. But better on the ground than the air

>read much
whats there to read its a game. I'm not going to get into crazy detail. But that game was way over hyped and then it wasn't finished when released and got most of the end game streamlined or just cut out. For a sequel of a story driven series, the story was pretty garbage and the protag rarely speaks
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Saw something interesting on a hike today. A couple of short arabs were rolling around with gold painted cars and a couple of white boys. Kind of reminded me of tacky GTA 5 shit. Will post more pictures with coming (you)s.

>>25112542
>Trump supporters wearing one in defiance
That right there is the alt right being cringey and edgy. People who are moral crusaders online but dont do shit in person and instead let random dildos do the fighting for them. I heard there was a blade runner 2 in the works or something, I hope they dont fuck it up. Websites that dont care about their users are websites that dont deserve users.

>Better on the ground than in the air
That is true, I suppose.

>Overhyped and wasnt finished
That seems to be true for most games released nowadays.
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>>25113547
Uhhhhhhh wow, I mean I get it they have more money to spend then us NATIVE_BORN. But good lord that shit is tacky af, feel like I'm in 2005 but its a new range rover and porsche carrera. I bet the interior is all sage blue with blue curtains on the windows.
better post moar, makes me wonder if that paint will rust or chip off from salt water

>being cringey and edgy
Just makes you think how young the alt right is. You'll never see any conservafags running around in mask and cape. There shouldn't be any fighting to begin with, mericans get too emotional over politics its crazy cause election year is over and done with. Maaaaaan I think I heared about blade runner, lets
hope it doesn't flop as hard as the original did when it came out. That movie almost bankrupted coca cola in the 80s

>dont deserve users
Lets see what happens cause it seems like they develop some new shit every year to shoot ads in your face. Like "SLIDE SHOW NEWS", dear lord

>suppose
now wall the liquid smog can fill all the goddamn potholes we have

>most vidyas
Think they took the cake with that one, since that game consisted of three chapters and they cut the last one out. Then the whole ish with taking the IP and turning it into slot machines in nipland
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Well I got a couple more sp00ky pics off the internet, idk how long I can keep this going before they dry up
Picrelated might be fake tho
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Caption said this is a big foot, butt idk wey
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Bump me good tonight
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>>25114216
Wtf why was it delet?
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>>25112224
>>25112489
t. german beta male cuck
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>>25114216
>>25114775
Wow that was seriously one of the best ghost pics I've seen in a long time.

Why did it get delet'ed? There's actually mods that monitor this thread now? Only time they do something is when they think there CP, but ppl can spam whatever cause they have a 4chan pass

Wh-whatever I'm.....I'm not even mad......Like at all. Should I post it again
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>>25115080
Whoa ive never been called German before, but I guess I'm germanic now, there greatest and most pure and beautiful race in the world.

Just look at this pure madain, we must protect these goddesses from the wild packs of dirty niggers and arabs
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I was going to post that spooky pic on my phone's data, but looks like it got banned again

I must have been going fap happy, since it got banned on my bday last year
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The conspiracy just keeps getting deeper and deeper foxmulderintregedface.jpg
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Bumperina
Tumblerina
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>>25114171
Its such a shame, because I kinda dig the look of that range rover. Got a nice mix of sleek and ruggedness to it. I got a few more pics to post. Didnt get too many because the surrounding area was much more interesting than some fuckin arab's hot wheels car.

>Too emotional over politics
Well some of the politics have huge implications and effects, so maybe its sort of justified. I am not saying rioting like antifa niggers are justified in being fags and blocking traffic and the like, but complacency is bad.

>Slide show news
TOP 10 REASONS OUR WEBSITE IS DOGSHIT and every fucking slide is a new page. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Potholes
Ayy those fucking things suck, dude. Ones in some parts of new jersey are like fucking tank traps. I recently had to put money into a car because of that shit. Tire got all out of balance and the tie rod was bent with the rim.

>Slot machines
I heard about that shit, why was it so bad?
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If I said anything offensive and not lovely. I may not have meant it. It's not good to be good.

I'm a little high of Indica I think.
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Guess I have to do the redictt approach and post the link to imgur, for that sp00ky ghost pic

http://imgur.com/ySxY8fu
Idk why it got deleted, I DON'T DELET MY POST GUYS(I swear). As I said that pic was probably one of the best ghost pics I've ever seen. If you didn't see it, theres a pair of black legs and boots behing the little girl.
Or maybe it was all a desperate attempt to post cp on this thread...I'll let you decide
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>>25116235
Neat I bet both of those cars are going to be all over instagram by now, wonder how fast they drive in those things. You know arab guys have issues with going under the speed limit, idk if anyone in the states buys range rovers/land rovers for the ruggedness anymore its more a bling thing now.
One day you'll be able to afford the 65K price tag and go clubbin in it

>why does everything have to be nigger
I just meant with general politics not the whole civil rights issues, tho your right about the rioting part. I just meant the whole political atmosphere thats over this country right now that has family members disowning each other over their political views

>every new slide
Thats how they make their damn money now, every new page is another click, and another click is profit. Doesn't help all these damn sites are running about 20 scripts and lag all over the place

>potfags
I think you can actually sue the city about that, or inquire about it. That is the city, or jerstrans or whatever it is that maintains the roads. You use to be able to bitch about that here and get reimburse but now theres a new bill in LA that doesn't allow that. Probably cause theres a butt tone of complaints.
The roads here are almost 3rd world style, and all they ever do is fill fucking asphalt in the holes and leave it

>why is it so bad
I've gotten over that whole situation about a year ago. They ended up remaking the cutscenes from MGS3 on the mgsv engine, which look really good. But it was only for the slot machines. They did all this after firing the creator and gaining the rights to mgs, some ppl thought they were going to remake the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lnPhoWNL9k
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>>25116950
>high of Indica
damn it really does sound like you had your fill of indy being inside you

but I'm not sure any of your 3 post have been that offensive, unless this is b8 for anyother race fact or something
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>>25116950
I am extremely offended, I am crying.
>>25117477
>deperate attempt to post cp in this thread
All of you are young though so wasn't it posted already?
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>>25117605
I've unfortunately past the point where I could be past off as jailbait, about 5 years ago. Mfw I'll never have a sugar daddy now ;_;
Does it feel slimy posting cp? Senior grown man.
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Okey I need to get my ass to bed, accendently fell asleep at 10pm and woke up at 1-2ish am. So its time for me to fly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSNWeXGZMcU
This song might be about dating an underrager, idk


+ where did koreanaon go? I miss him
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>me vs evil angel pouis
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>me defeats him
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>>25118000
>>25118001
Fascinating posts.
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>>25117605
I was having feelings.
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>>25118016
>you in the red
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>>25118088
Interesting.
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>>25117562
>Arab guys have issues with going under the speed limit
So do I, actually. I would consider buying a range rover for the ruggedness, but at that kind of money is better to buy a subaru or something. If I do have that kind of coin it won't be spent on clubbing.

>Family members disowning each other over politics
Civil war 2 when?

>sue the city about that
I couldn't really nail down the cause to one specific pothole somewhere. It was just a consensus that "it could have been a bad pothole" from the mechanic. Ironic that the state of fucked up nanny laws doesnt allow lawsuits over real damage to cars. Filling in asphalt is all they do, they band aid the solution until the road finally gets completely redone about 15 years down the line. Repeat the process over and over again.

>Remaking the cutscenes for a slot machine
Alright that is pretty scummy
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tfw banned for trying to talk to saucy devils.

>What are you doing currently
I was gonna take some pictures but i woke up too late, so now prolly just go over past papers
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
just shit now i'm afraid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4AKOaOeV7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK9j2vqnXf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOZwqMdR0I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7L0eNPge98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJp6xlKEug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWGH_hBj6gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fncz8VxnRPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-i1UAMmF3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvrvQTUbUcA

>Why are you a NEET
Moneyz good
>Films/television
-watching the brainwash box, lmao
>Books
Art of war, how to use your enemies and everything's eventual.
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
Hello.
I love you.
No more.
>etc

>>25106164
>Life
It's not good but it's not bad either. I've been given four months to pass these exams then find a place to live but I guess it's just part of growing up, lmao.
What about you? Life treating you?
>How
I've reached a stage where I hate the drawing before it's even been finished. I think that's a good sign.
>webcam
I'd still like to see, even if it's just a pixelated mess, if that's alright.
>>25106208

>sniff
smells the sand between those toes <3
>>25108189
>Eating cold pasta with liver.
Okay.
Stop that.
>I found an unclubbed seal
Did it shuffle back to the ocean?
>>25107757
Nu.
>>25106333
This might just be the best one yet
>>25106350
>[Embed] [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGJfjNk5_tU [Embed] [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U940ebIkP9U [Embed] [Embed]
>>Why are you a NEET
What's going on here
did the op copy and paste his post
what an opfgt
>work experience
just tickle that pickle, bby
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Also anyone have a go at recovering an image I fucked up?
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>>25118000
>>25118001
>>25118088
What in Zeus's rage is all of this?

I-i really want to believe
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Mfw I wake to my room smelling like the back of some hole in the wall bbq joint ran by kaffirs, and a small hint of pollen.

I think the Mexican family behind me the chicken farm and 7 days are burning drift wood they found on the freeway.
W-wh-wheres muh wall, I thought "they" were suppose to pay for it? How could have such a solid plan not work out?

(you)s will show up on your plates in a little bit
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>>25118357
Do you go 90+ on crowded highways and over take anyone who's "too slow". Arabs have that natural speed demon thing, which I'll never quite understand where that comes from. Maybe you could buy an older model range rover, or I think the old ones are land rover(no clue why they have different names) feel like theres
more of picrelated rovers on the east coast. A plus if you can get a 5 speed manual

>civil war MkII
shame I don't have any southern relatives to write letters to about their feeble minded political views, go to war with, then have a psychotic breakdown when I find out I stabbed my cousin with a bayonet

>could have been a bad pot hole
Thats the usual cause of a damage tire rod end, or it could have just been some worn out ball joints and a bump in the road. It was only LA that brought up the idea of turning their heads away from car damages, rest of the state its still allowed. But you know you could request reimbursement from any other state, not just a
cali thing. Your jersey boi stereotypes know no bounds. But lol theres a few potholes a block from here that just opened back after rains.....I wonder why

>scummy
more like pretty jewish, they say konami is ran by the yakuza. So it makes sense why they moved to slot machines

But jesus I really like to know why gold is so cool to them, and what that car in the back is. looks like a mclaren
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Tf is my (you)'s?

You guys ;'(
I want attention
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>>25119083
bruv Im typing that shit up rn, I needed some tea to continue
>you guys
you know its only ever me at this time wey ;_;

you want attention, go to the many r8 threads
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>>25117653
>that pic
Oh no...
5+12=17 uhm mods? Just get that cocoa butter lotion and you'll have smooth twinkboy skin and bam, daddies will be paying for your manscaping all day!
>Does it feel slimy posting cp?
Idk I never done it and will not do it again oopsies :^x
Actually, back when limewire was a thing I might have potentially looked for nekkid girls of my age at that time...
Also I'm not old fuck you.
>>25113547
>>25116235
>>25118357
Wait were is this? But wtf I might to get me an Arab bf...
>>25118543
I shall recover said image for 2k €, take it or leave it.
25118541
25118543
Here is youre |You| ;)
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>>25118541
Heres your (you) you impatient cuckoriedo

>banned
did you really get banned here or is this just another cheeky joke. I pray theres not a mod who found out these thread exist

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK9j2vqnXf8
I need to be on whatever drugs he was on when he did this, still bretty comfy
>best one yet
I made it and I still don't understand the context in it.........but I guess thats how all PROFESSIONAL MACRO artist feel eh?
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Stop triple embedding my links you'll crash the sever
>op copy and paste his post
whoa its like.......its like you visted the chat thread I made in /outsoc/
are you........................are you a wizard

>sand
wouldn't it be more like english piss/cum soil now ;p
ie: your land is being taken by brown ppl again
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>>25117668
Here is Koreanon with me his gf(male) =]
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>>25119126
Pretty
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>>25118031
I am too.
>>25119146
Ty but I don't look like that yet, sorry for lying to the good folk ITT. I deserve any punishment you decide for me.
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>>25119120
>oh no
You didn't know cloney was a soap box fan?
https://clyp.it/h4352jg2
>12 year of age
What are you every liquor store clerk thats ever seen my face? As a kaffir that chose to never use coco butter........I might have to go buy some in bulk now, and a heavy duty razor for my butt pubes and gooch fro

Whatever /b/ told you to spread, just remember it was in the past and they can't hurt you anymore possible ish. It was in the past, and it wasn't in HD soooooooo post moar
Bruh we all saw shit we shouldn't have on limewire(if your old enough to know what that was) Thats where I saw my first cartel vid and anal butt pirate movie. Thinking a their was musica in a 100mb mp4
>old
>fuck
>you
sounds like something an old man would say ;p
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Look look everyone
I went to look at my lizard's house and saw these in her water dish, weren't there last night. Are these night crawlers or tape worms?

..............too late I already flushed them down the toilet
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>>25119126
Lol I feel uncomfortable some "random" anon just delivered pics in here
Hay un montón de banderas rojas en la foto, no voy a tocar
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>>25119184
No...and that the most eligible bachelor in Hollywood needed a foot stool just to look down at women.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VacXm23DZQ
Fun fact: I was on the toilet during that recording so it sounds like shite.

Yes, we your photo beneath the counter on the do-not-sell-beer-to list.
Cocoa butter is most needed my friend, for the stretch marks and such. Why do pubes even grow there? My asshole is the same but I'm to scared to put blade there, or anywhere near my genitals tbqh, so it looks like a well surrounded by bushes there :/

They told me to start posting something about WWIII starting soon or some nonsense like that. Well there is a pic of me before in all my glory before taking a bath of me, which coincedentially I am about to go do right now kek, but I am sure as hell not going to post that.
Limewire was the best, you would never know if you were going to download Linkin Park, or Brazilian tranny scat porn. It was great regardless.
>old man would say ;p
N-no..s-s-shut up!
>
>>25119191
I think tapeworms are thinner but longer? Maybe your lizard is a worm!?
>>25119201
Huh? That's not really him dumbass kek. Todos los chinos se ven igual, verdad jajaja.
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>>25119120
>leave it.
I'll let you look at my lamp for two minutes.
>>25119123
>impatient cuckoriedo
muchly thanks
>really
wish i had screenshotted but ye
>exist
dicks threads are allowed but apparently cheeky devils aint'
>on
just sweet sweet
>feel eh
oh i'll always accept a professional feel
>you're gonna crash
is okay i have 9 lives
>server
well then he won't get a tip
>a wizard
boosh, u now have white benr
>sand
>sand isn't cum soil
oh anon, did you think the worms just wiggled for fun
>again
man the pubs
>>25119094
>bruv Im typing that shit up rn
I don't believe ya desu, i want a picture of the text box.
>some tea
My britishness is wiping off on you
get your ass checked
>only me
this is true
>r8 threads
tfw been here so long just get ignored or hate
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>>25119152
-___-
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>>25119425
Hmmm, fine post said lamp along with you credit card information and dick pic.
>>25119433
What? Have you decided on what you'll do to my young and nubile body? * wink*
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>>25119460
>credit card
E-eh okay here u go
y do u need it
>>25119460
>post said lamp along
okei
>>25119460
>dick pic.
Richard is dead i am sos
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>>25119483
>y do u need it
Cuz how else will I charge the 3k €?
>okei
>doesn't post lamp
Wha?
>Richard is dead i am sos
Not that dick, you punk. That's it you've made me angery, u not liek mi wen am angery
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>>25119284
And you wonder why he married a foreigner, being a successful actor can add lots to your self esteem and height
https://clyp.it/zmtqrrwf

You faggots need to check yourselfs, next time I might bring my cousin ray-ray up in your store and we'll see who be selling beer to who brah
Stretch marks are qt they tell me how much of a fatfuck ppl were or are before they lost weight. I had some heavy stretch marks when I lost weight and now their gone...............wait......yeah their mostly gone
Why? the fuck if I know, why do ppl grow hair on their finger after the knuckles? Don't even bother shaving unless you like getting rimmed, last time I shaved down there I got an ingrown hair that I thought was a tumor(its gone now and tony said he was clean). Its not worth the hour of man spreading in the shower
>doesn't even shave his balls like a man

Tyipcal /b/ war b8'ing like usual, they just shot some off shore missiles at a airstrip. Don't listen to them merica has always done that and then walked away like nothing happened. Post it by, are you with me? Post by holding the phone in the air while in the tube.
Kek I'm pretty sure thats how I saw my first brazilian fart porn and many other degenerate shit that ruined my mind. Prob the first time my ears bled from hearing jav too

but lizards are just wizards in hidden form you dumb nigger
Lol tomaste las palabras de mi boca, nunca puedo decir la diferencia. I thought it was him and his unstable ex he was talking about last year, sue me
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>>25119460
Ugh wtf
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>>25119425
>thanks
no problem faggot go tell your LGBT+ friends to stop on by, we welcome all*
>ye
ohhhhhhh wow let me take your word on that. Why are these japs just now starting to patrol this board
Japs need to say out of here, don't come round here no moar or else, picrelated
>nine lives
do you own nine proxies dho?
>white benr
que? what is this? inb4 "idk I'm tired"
>sand
>cum soil
Thats obvously what mulch is, sand are just tiny rocks you dingus
LOL english education at its finest
>text book
theres alot of book in this room that I don't touch, cause their all god related. If the childerns bible is in here maaaaaaaaaybe I'll take a pic of that
>wiping off on you
bitch I've been drinking tea before you were even an itch in your daddy's pants at that The Who concert
I got a bit of english blood so sue me too wetback
>get ignored or hate
is that why I get that too?
I also remember some anon shitting on my in a certain height thread that I made that bombed
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>>25119433
You better be lubing and pumping up your possible beins and or clit(or both its 2017) for this here anon>>25119460
especially with those dubs
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>>25119548
Gregorian calendar
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Sensual
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>>25119513
Oh shit yeah, forgot he's married. Wasn't he a natural redhead, maybe grey hair amd the smooth deep voice is attractive to ladies.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dt9fjIEBn9

Ray-Ray? Uh no need to do that, I'll tell the others that your gucci amd they'll happily sell you whatever, just don't involve him, we cool right?
I would rather have them fat then, more meat to grab to lol. Don't women get stretch marks since they pop babies every other year or so?
That's a good question actually, I can't feel it either way.
That's exactly why I want to shave bro, I'm not saying that I like getting my asshole licked, but you never know with these chicks nowadays. You could be getting a sloppy bj one minute then a wet tongue trying to enter your innocence the next.
Ay lmao, must've been some shave there eh boyo.
>doesn't even shave his balls like a man
Yes I do punk, it's just that I haven't been with a girl lately and I cut myself always...

Wait no that was /pol/ my bad, same thing though right? It wouldn't surprise me of one did spring out though, judging by how things are going nowadays.
I've been long gone from the bathroom my dude, going to bed though since I work tomorrow and have been doing a lot of other shit.
Yeah pretty much, and getting a ton of viruses on the family computer kek.
>jav
I think you misspelled jazz brah.

Hey, fack you. In my dad's country we would catch your lizards and eat them so ha!
What speak American you dumb beaner. Nah I think it's that weeb Turk waifu everyone likes now and her bf, but hold on koreanon is single now?
>pic related
>>25119521
No I'm supposed to say that after you start rubbing me with your big man hands and I get disgusted for the blatant sexual harassment performed on me by a cis male . Hmph now it's ruined the mood.
>>25119548
Check em
>>25119716
Snoop dog song?
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>>25119506
>Cuz how else will I charge the 3k €?
you take the 3 krayfish from the sea
r u dumb
r u silly bruv
is u havin a raff
>wha
i love it when u go ooga booga
>punk
my
>liek ma
u no kno mi, i b a griller wailer.
>>25119544
>welcome all
>fgt
this safe space
doesn't feel to safe anymore
:'(
>patrol
hopefully is a good sign
worst comes to worst we migrate to r9k :)
>picrelated
YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING SAUSAGE
>proxies
i have two asian phd students
>ib4
go to sleep
oh wait
you sleep to much
get rekted
>tiny rocks
nah that's what a pebble is
poor child trying to be edumacated
>god related
mild story time
i was bored
black christian guy appears
anon uses "smile and walk away"
is ineffective
long story short i ran off with his copy of the new testament and aside from use the paper to smoke i don't know what to do with it
>i'm old
just means you've failed more than i );)
>i got english in me
i thought your bro was the gay one
oh well, at least you can touch your toes now
>height thread
^^
?
>>25119716
Eager
---
Oh and also
Check my digits
Are they impressive?
Well
ARE THEY??
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>>25119789
damn
check um
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>>25119759
Always a song
>>25119789
Sure
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>>25119792
>>25119798
check'd
>>25119798
for shore and Evan ears I go
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>>25119789
>>25119792
Ahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha faggot
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>>25119813
ahhhhhh well fuck

why do all you cucks reply back at the same time when I have to take a shit?
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>>25119816
who's the haha now?
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There is a lawsuit against me
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>>25119832
what do (did)
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>>25119789
No more favors 4 u hmph
I is no dum
I is silly willy
Oui
>i love it whem u go ooga booga
Uhm me thinks you have me confused with afro negro...
>my
We
>griller wailer
Oh, you must have all the luck with the ladies
>>25119798
Never heard of it
>>25119792
>>25119805
>>25119813
>>25119816
>>25119827
Stay woke fgts, czeck dem
>>25119832
>>25119834
I got raped by him.
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Jk i meant dubs now see
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>>25119834
No nevermind they are just mediating.

I may have crooked the crook :)

It's k. I called my lawyer from South Africa. He said it's k.
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>>25119842
>I got raped by him.

I'd never.

I just made little business transactions.
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>>25119759
Well his cuban drug dealer look certainly didn't get as much puss as he gets now. Looks like he would skimp the fuck out of the coke I'd buy off him
https://clyp.it/g4wqckko

>gucci
You know what motherfuck.......oh really? Well yeah yall best watch out next time, now let me get that two pack of swishers that I may or may not have money to pay for
How fat tho? Cause now theres a whole bunch of terms to define "fat", curves are beautiful now which is cool by me. But theres a point if the curves concave on themselves then their prob too big for me. Curvy is qt, C.L.W.(certified land whale) is another story
I feel you on that butt idk if I have the man power and water to shave all of mine, that shit grew in before my first pubes. Thats why you need to print out a waver now about sexual preferences, especially for those girls who say they like to be hurt, those are the biggest red flags
>he doesn't shave his balls just because
Its like you want to sit on a ball hair

Same difference imo. Well he send our ships all over place, and usually when someone blows up a naval ship we go to war. Thats how the veitnam war and I think the cuban war started.......don't join the navy
You eastcoast fags and your bedtimes I swear, omg like wtf xD
Luckly my parents thought it was a good idea to receive a PC from my uncle, those were my viruses. bestbackdoorporn.exe was worth the downlaod
nah I didn't misspell anything ;p

Well I'll give my lizger another year before I eat it. It would be just an appetizer
>weeb turk
is that guy still around? But last I heard from koreanon was that his ex was kinda crazy and did the whole I'll kill myself bit a few times. So they split, that was prob last late year
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>>25119827
>>25119855
wat
fucking
ever
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>>25119879
It's ok, I liked it.

Business you say, do tell.
>>25119900
Oi bloody hell m8 dat looks like double O's to me.

Catch you darlings later mwah.
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>>25119789
>we're a chill group of anons that love all kinds of lyfe
whats so offensive about that dumb ass libcuck? Jesus I bet your a faggot ass nigger lover as well
the only thing thats safe about this place now is that theres no femanons around
I wonder why
>good sign
you know it won't be anything good, most likely they'll just patrol the cw threads and ban anons without reading or viewing THERE GOD DAMN SPOOKY GHOST PICS
>r9k
can you even host a thread like this there?
they have that whole system that doesn't allow replies and shite
>FUCKING SAUSAGE
aaaahhhhhhahahahahahahahaahaha
but picrelated for real
>sleep to much
oh my god your crow's feet are gross, holy shit you need to sleep more often
what kind of drugs do you do? all you ever do is sleep in all day
>pebbles
those are river rocks eroded by constant flow of water
omg your dumb
>ran off
sounds like he gave you one of those tiny orange bibles, but nice try trying to sound tough
>^^
>?
you faggots runed a thread no one cared about
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>>25119909
And I was trying to land some double 8s, but guess god had other plans for me bo
catch you on the flip side, home slice
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>>25119909
Come to think of it. Maybe it was hmmm...

It be nice to have 20k a month passive income. I think. Something about websites.

soc_soc is my business kik. Come hang out.
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I'll go get a beer or something and food. L8 m8.
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>>25119940
Well I ended up doing the same thing tonight, tho of course I'm alone ;__;

Just watching some Jackie Chan underwater films
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>>25120364
Ay homes

I'm with lighter brands. Tried bunch of flavors and decided that lighter are just as good and not as loaded.

Sounds like a night.

It's OK to be lonely.
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>>25120548
Those goose ipas' are only 5.9, I usually get those lagunita Little Sumpin' ales which are 7%, but those never sit well with my stomach. Idk why that is, but I probably ate to much so heres hoping I finish my six pack tonight
Meh I guess but so, cheers to lonely bunch. What did you end up getting?
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>>25106333
>Supposed to be testing my mod, supposed to be looking for a job. Browsed 4chan all day instead.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0YoUh0SjWc
>dumb meme shit like this

>Don't look hard enough for a job. I do want to work though.

>Went to the doctor for my first prostate exam and I'm not even 30 yet. Long story short, I'm on blood pressure meds now.

So anyways, I'm convinced that the Red Cross is up to no good. Pizzagate tier shit? Maybe. Either way, they seem to really want people's blood bad. The timing of it seems really suspicious to me.
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Two two thirds. It was wording ;/
I honestly haven't thought but if anything I'll improvise.
>>25120618
I see. I got Miller light.

At least you can piss into the sink without anyone knowing :).
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>>25119059
>90 on crowded highways
Well I do actually go the fucking speed limit, which some retards in NJ don't really understand how to do. Every time I go to college there is some retard doing 10 under. Godfucking dammit man I seethe with rage thinking about it. Older range rovers are shit on gas. They are very A E S T H I C though.

>One city that brought up the idea
Shit man, are the roads really that awful that its a citywide ordinance? I dont know what you mean by jersey boi stereotypes.

>Car in the back
Its some weird curved beamer.

>>25119120
Fort lee, right under GWB.
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bump i'm too tired
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It's a sad weekend in Sweden boys, I'll reply to shit shortly. Sorry for the delays, you may call me a homosexual.
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>>25075533
Hopefully so, there's barely any incentive to begin with if I don't immediately oblige anyways.
It's good being anoonemas again. I doubt people use me for rate threads, all my pictures are memestatus now regardless.
Oh boy I sure do hope it's that fan club, to bask in the appreciation of my fellow neckbeards is something I wouldn't be able to live without.
I doubt anyone crushes on me desu, I'm generally not very fun to talk to in those rate threads and rarely respond to people.
What are you? A libcuck?
I'm your wife now.

I'd say we got a good thing going, race is a dying word in todays society honestly. It doesn't yield anything to know the 'race' of another person, ethnicity and culture are words with a lot more power.
Libcuck socialist state loves them.

I can see that, then again finding the right crowd is pretty tough in itself. I doubt people who benefit from the incarceration rate wouldn't want your sticky little fingers there touching all the goods.
If there's one thing I learnt from my life it's that you can only do as much as you can do. Sounds gay but you can't control other peoples actions essentially. If you keep yourself above water people will follow, subconsciously.

Politics in a nutshell I suppose, world just seems like a fucking rodeo at the moment, shit happening left and right so much that you barely keep track of what's going on.
Trump is never gonna do the shit liberals feared he'd. Literally no congress on earth would allow that ape to roam free. It's a puppet show.
Bucklin' up, shrimp on a stick.
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>>25075536
I remember him saying something about meeting a girl, he came back and told me that it didn't work out I reckon. He was a good guy but generally pretty depressing with a rather negative outlook on things.
I've had my pic posted in the catalog 3 times now I think and it's as uncomfortable as the first time. I reckon I'd feel weird if someone came in here and told me they had a crush on me. I don't really know how I'd deal with that. Do I just respond with an okay, cool? Perhaps.
Hindi always had a following, like every girl on this mexican hairbraiding tutorial forum.
Do you tend to socialize with others much? The reason why I struggle with a private life is because I don't spend much time on myself, not much on others either actually.
I think we're generally way too picky to begin with when getting into any kind of relationship, we hope people meet our expectations which are usually way too high.
I got what you meant and I can see that too, being more open and friendly is often an effect from alcohol which can certainly aid any relationship, spouse or not.
2 guys and 4 girls. Girl I was chatting with seemed nice but I think they just wanted to get me inside again.

A match in any form would likely serve as incentive to engage in such a talk. Whether that's something minor or major it's only understandable that incentives often are necessary since we've always got a preferred group of people. It's unnatural if anything to socialize with people that don't interest you in any way.

A cognitive ability level to understand the general context of what we're reaching out to discuss is required during these events, we don't go and talk to 9 year olds that barely understand the word environmental. That said, younger is better as kids generally are a lot more impressionable.
It'd always depend on the extent you'd be willing to go, I find solace by volunteering. I've participated in events others have hosted aswell. Such as searches for missing people.
>>
Ily very much.

Drunk.
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>>25075536
If you wanna help animals specifically without dwelling too deep into it I'd look for something local, such as helping out at shelters or the likes. You don'tve to go around the world to aid nature. It wouldn't save fucking white tigers but does it have to?
>25075538
I suppose because they don't really see the winnings in it. Generally when it comes to jobs people are in it to gain something out of it personally. So am I, but I also work at a café.
I get used to having people not really understanding what my stance is, it always seems rather unnatural that people are volunteering I suppose?

I understand the point, much like how christian/white families in movies don't like that their daughter brings home a muslim or black boy. Sticking to your roots is understandable in a sense even if it's not justifiable.
That's a good mindset, on a personal level religion will always aid those in need. On a macro scale it gets dangerous.

That's depressing, traffics here aswell but people generally wanna have better control of their vehicle and not rely on an automatic doing the work for them. Besides, automatic cars feel weird once you know how to drive a manual.
Well it'd be dangerous to have it any other way. We've got a shitload of terrible drivers over here aswell but I suppose getting a license in the first place is deemed a bit tougher if you go for manual.
Sounds like /soc/.

>Late ass response
Check'em.
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>>25122902
Love you too, anon.
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I forgot the picture aswell as
>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-tYvjToC84
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Late night stroll in here. I messed up my sleeping cycle by "I will just do this and that and then go to bed, doesn't matter that I am sleepy" line of thinking. :[

Writing up some comeback (You)'s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmntafscGBk

Been listening to this, don't even feel sad but I've gotten used to listening to music like this.

Some other songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM1iXhBj9Wc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJo8u-JxbYk
https://sufferingastrid.bandcamp.com/track/i-stood-there-beholding
https://sufferingastrid.bandcamp.com/track/greeting-oneself-in-the-wake-of-greatness-abounding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYtQe2XjkQs

>>25122961
Hey mane, I think I am going to go through the thread and reply to your old month message, but meanwhile, hey, what's up?
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>>25106333
Jared Kushner is the beast of the sea.
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>>25108240
You know, I sometimes felt like I was reading an encyclopedia when I was reading that book. My favourite chapter was where there were some attempts made at classifying various whales using these strange ways; it was a great jab at system makers, I guess it was more relevant back then since in 19th lots of people tried to systemise everything. I recommend rereading it because I noticed that I missed out on a lot of thigns and still probably do.

>>25108355
Interesting, I also found out he is serving time for armed robbery and kidnapping kek. He doesn't seem to suffer much from what he's done given that he lives pretty well.

>there is a 5-part documentary
I will check that out actually, thanks for the recommendation.

>if I did it
kek, he just doesn't seem to give a shit.
>>25108803
Your alcohol tolerance must be pretty high, but I can't imagine pacing myself when drinking because I have a tendency to go all out when I drink, which has caused problems in the past.
>>25109529
Shh, it's a great sekrit.
You already got your reperations for being a POC, what else do you want from me? I'm barely white, so don't expect much in terms of anything.
>We wuz Fingols and shiet
>>25109574
I was pissed about something at that moment, so I didn't really care that it was cold kek.

It was pig. Do you like liver? It's great when it's ground up and made into these small cakes.

I'm pretty sure the film wasn't very accurate, but the protagonist seemed like that guy from Drive, except Lou wasn't very likeable since he was a psychopath of some sorts and had no inhibition ( the autist form Drive is more relatable to people from here since he seems like an actual feeling human ).

They do look like dogs, that one was like a medium sized dog in terms of size. When I was younger I would sometimes find dead seals on my beach, but they tended to be huge and smelt like shit, so I stayed away.
>crying because
kek

cont.
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>>25109574
>by a whale
Don't think there are any whales in Baltic, I already have funny feelings while swimming in water that is three metres deep and remembering old articles saying there was a Great White that washed up in St. Petersburg.

Everyone here "needs" a phone too, but gladly I don't have too many people that I have to stay in touch with. School is stone's throw away, my cousins, except the youngest, all live in UK and one guy that I ocassionally get drunk with sometime shows up, so I don't see no need. Wish I had one to take pictures with, but summer isn't very far away, so I should get one in July.

That's a good song though.

All of the pictures you posted ITT look fake or intentionally grainy or just shit kek, are you having /x/ binge or something?
>>25109583
Do you actually use that product? :o
>>25109604
Explain me this one.
>>25117668
He ascended to high heavens, he is too beautiful for this thread.
>>25118541
No, the deed is already done. :'[

It did, it did. Seals are relatively safe here, although this is the first time in a long time that I've seen a life one so near the coast.

>>25118543
What did you mean by this?
>>25118712
It's someone being tsundere and all that shit.
>>25119126
I WANT TO BELIEVE.
Isn't that girl that Turkish cosplayer that is spammed everywhere?
>>25119191
I would use that in a video montage about Mongolian death metal bands.
>>25119855
It's not murder; it's self-defense in it's best. It's their country after all. I'd be armed to teeth if I had angry people shouting mumbo jumbo sand religion on my doorstep.
>>25120364
Were those any good?
>>25121365
That's so tacky.
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>>25047195
I knew that, eternal Swede hates the Slav for losing the Northern Wars.

Not really, but I sometimes get really good opportunities and sometimes life just throws good things at me.
I actually didn't, so I assumed that it was a bunch of gremlin's masquerading as a man under a captain's outfit that badly fits.

It's going forwards. I did feel pretty bad about not being able to do as much as I could do this year, but ultimately I can still pursue whatever else interests me relatively unhindered, so it evens out. I already know what May and April entail for me up to precise dates, so while I hate living a predictable, ordered life, at least I know that I can have some peace in some regard. And yes, for some time I felt like I had no future, but it was a very momentarily thing and I was, tbqh, pretty weak and worn out at the time.
It's the same here. Since some time has passed, what's the weather like in Sweden rn? Some days have been warm here, some have been rainy. Still waiting for weather that is more or less constantly pretty warm so spend all of my "free" time down at the beach either swimming or sunbathing.
Lots of tourists usually have no clue about the country they are visitng, at least I bothered to learn that you guys are indeed a real place. I wanted to say some joke here, but I kind of forgot the punchline. :[
Tourists spots make me instinctively feel driven away, I associate them with flies and honey: something that is good, but is filled with shitty things because it by nature attracts both the good and the bad.
Getting stabbed was part of my plan, I'm a savage sub-human from Eastern Europe after all.

One day you will too be a mascot in your organisation unless all that coffee doesn't kill you first.
I was about to ask you as to why you don't work out anymore, but I think I already did that a long time ago and you said you don't have time, am I right?
My reply is not the best, but I'm sleepy. Have a good one.
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>mfw 3€ earbuds broke down and I can only hear music in my right ear

Now this is sad.
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It's pretty bright outside, I'm not used to this.

Night people.
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>>25122976
Forgot I had even written anything, man I'm fucking slow at responding at times.
Nothing much friendo, just drinking alone at 5 am to have a moment of peace.
Been a hectic couple days here.
>>25123074
We just don't like the food, it looks weird.

That's pretty neat, I'm happy for your successes then.
You know our secret, evacuate the country!!

If things are looking better now then obviously you've done plenty already, I say be happy with what you've gotten so far.
We all have our ups and downs, I went through a period at the beginning of the year feeling like shit constantly.
The weathers pretty cool, it's chilly in the morning and pretty warm in the afternoon. Chilly in the sunny, bit refreshing kind of way.
I'd love it getting warmer though, I'll miss my winter clothes however.
Man I still want to visit eastern europe, if it's spontaneous. Atleast you enjoyed Stockholm, it's a pretty good city tbqhwyfam.
I agree, tourist spots don't convey the country in the slightest. Not even the people living in it really, as most tourist spot locals are pieces of shit.
Some get turned on by that, you've got a thing going here.

I doubt the coffee will kill me, I reckon the cigarettes are more likely to.
Well I do have time, since my work is very flexible but I enjoy putting a lot of time into it and so don't prioritize working out much. Even though I should.
Night, sweet prince.
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>>25123036
>So tacky
Well, these are arabs we are talking about. Flashiness is what matters. I think they know their shit is tacky but they do it anyway just to flex their purse strings.
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Now Drinking: 5 Rabbits' Yodo con Leche (Imperial Porter with caramel and coffee)

Didn't want to start a drinking thread since it's too late in the night for anyone to join anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgO06hXe2rk

>>25109696
>>25120364

Sucks to hear about the board and all that jazz.

I've had a few already, so sorry for the bare bones of responding back. In terms of tasting the alcohol, you typically can't detect it unless a beer is 10% abv or higher. If there brewery knows what they're doing, you wont be able to taste the alcohol much at all even at 12+%, but it really all depends on the style of the beer, what's been added to it, if it's been aged in some kind of barrel, etc.

I've never brewed a peanut butter stout or porter, but I believe to get the chocolate taste, brewers use chocolate malt (which is not the same as malt chocolate).

You ever had Goose Island's Bourbon County?
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Why do you faggots keep making this normies ass thread, go make a Kik group or a discord and keep this cancer off 4chan.
Fucking tldr the thread. no one cares about your long ass posts stay off my website and go back to posting your bull shit on facebook and twitter
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>>25124382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op68Gh3BVEc
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>>25119921
>nigger lover as well
...Truuuu
>no femnons
oh i know, deeza boiz only territory

;_;
>why
clearly we didn't fap vigorously enough
>there
anon
i was
i was joking
only go there for the giggles
>for reeee
ll
>gross
lick um
>sleep more
sleep is but the fabled tale of tired man
>what kind
i like to spin around in my chair rlly fast
>river rocks
>rocks
>eroded-> decrease in size
small rocks
damn
>dumb
see above
how did you even pass maths
>tiny orange
it was red, actually! so there :P
>ruined
did it with gusto
>>25123036
>What did you mean by this?
everythiing
>>25123036
>No, the deed is already done. :'[
then why can i still walk! >:/
>near the coast
>safe
surprising, should of filmed it
they're pretty fun to watch flop around
or am i thinking of a walrus
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>>25119895
>cuban dealer look
I'd still smash, kek wtf is this 80's looking cop man though. I don't even know if I have seen movie with him like this. So much better looking now tbqh.

Are we trying to be racist with those voices, because my throat isn't good right now :0

Yeah ok whatever, that'll be $15.95 + tax though.
Dunt know how fat actually, it's all up to you but wouldn't to be crushed under all those fold. Just a bit thick in feminine portion ya know what I mean, thighs and hips, oh and dick as well.
>man power and water
Um what, how do you shave...
>sexual preferences
>like to be hurt
>red flags
Sounds like daddy issues, and if "normal" women weren't cray enough, ones that have their dad in their mind during sex is scary. Also screaming daddy, I get that she's submissive but call me sir instead...
>sit on ball hair
It would like I am riding the nimbus from DBZ.

Well yeah but it's their fault for letting us bomb them so.
Brah I don't sleep well at and get up early to wageslave, it's not my fault you guys are lost in the past hmph.
>PC from uncle
Now you most certainly know that there was treasure there.
What is jav?

You eat it and I call PETA on your punk ass hairy balls self.
What guy?
Oh shit really, that's the worst thing someone that claims to like you can do to you. That's just wanting to be pampered and have anything they want. Smart of him to have break it off for good.
>>25119926
Hachi hachi, but you dont like big bazingas ( o Y o ) ?
>>25119936
It was.

20k a month passive income, now you're talking my language.

I don't have kik..and I thought this was the hangout?
>>25121365
Were they just showing or what was the point? Looks like no one was there but you. I didn't even know they let Arabs down there, well I don't go there anyways so I wouldn't know. Might have to make a little detour there in the future.
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>sleepy morning drawanon
Wew I got a lot of (you)s to reply to today, I'm still pretty tired. Think I woke up too early so I'll take a bit of a cat nap, someone reply to this post about 5 times in an hour to my phone gets noticed and vibrates like a dildo to wake me up
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>>25125281
e
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>>25125281
b
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>>25122403
You're a homose->>25122961 mah butt is wet nao!
>>25122961
>>25122403
It's crazy what's happening now, just goes to show nowhere is safe. Do you live near Stockholm btw?
>>25123036
>I WANT TO BELIEVE.
Don't stop be Lee Ving!
Yeah I think, Anzu probably some Mooselamb last name. Turk anons use her as an excuse to claim they are white but we all know that isn't remotely true right.
>it's not murder; it's self-defense in it's best
Oy vey, a fellow goyim, shalom alejeh!
Well who knows, both want claim on the land since God* "wrote" several books apparently.
Don't you have Polacks trying to turn you into Roman Catholicism, where's your guns?
>>25124183
Yodo sounds like Yoda's autist sister, how does that taste btw?
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>>25125301
Your broke off my ebin chain. :[

But Turks are white my fellow European brother, my name is Ataturk Whitekhan and my ancestors are 100% white and practice Tengri, Islam is not practiced in Turkey and we're all white Europeans ps my cousin has blue eyes, please take your time to look at this chart, etc.

Israel is actually a pretty good country, it's mostly edgy /pol/tards and, ironically enough, leftists that have issue with it.
>muh stolen land
Jewish girls are qt, so.

Not really, only place that has Catholicism is Latgale since it used to be more Polonised during the PLC. Look up Inflanty. Rest of the country is pretty much all Protestant, but in reality no one is really religious in practice.

I'm sleepy and I had to write out a reply since you killed my chain, so damn (You).

Finally I shall have my quality sleeps and my sleeping cycle will be good again.

How many of these do you recognise?
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>>25125297
>>25125297
That wasn't even 30 minutes, I'm glad I didn't leave my fone under my pillow

Cucks
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ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZljZzA-yqk4
How does one take such a good picture like this?
How
Also-Self Identifying selfie because I haven't posted one in ages.
plz no hate
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndlb4fic-eQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOZwqMdR0I
light music dump
>>25122976
You have returned, have you got the dranks?
>>25125301
No (you) for me?
r00dness

(i'm so bored and partially brain dead from revising/crying about not revising enough)
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>>25125318
No, no, no, was just sleepless. Do I look like I have been drinking kek?

Night, night to you too.

>plz no hate
Nah, you look good mane.

That album has a promising opening, I will probably listen through it when I wake up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpf8Y82NQbQ
>>25125324
Ye sneaky bastard. [:

How you've been?
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>>25125281
>>25125323
Shut your face nigger, I had to;
>wake up early Saturday
>wait ages for the dude to come at the job
>do the job
>whilst driving home the discs and brakes decided to go out from my car
>went to mechanic to get it fix
>pay money out of my ass
>wait 3 hours for the mechanic to finish
>finally got home
>no qt dickgirl to cuddle and cry
>no alcohol or pills
>2 tired to spank the monkey
>no sleep
And you're tired? Fite me brah, throw hands brah!
>>25125318
>>25125324
Except it's right here >>25119842 you massive moran?!?!?? That's it I'm fighting all of yous!!!
-powers up-HAAAAAAAA!AA!AAAAAAAAAA
>>25125319
>You broke off my ebin chain
Nigga you broke off the replies I was doing, not my fault.

Whatever you say Mehmet :/
Kek that pic, it should be sad weebbois.

Rich with culture and history, my grandparents went a few months ago and kinda regret not going with them.
Yes they is, have you seen the one who plays Wonderwoman, and Scar Jo is unf.

>In reality no one is religious in practice.
Kek, that's applied everywhere. What's the point of it then.

I didn't make you reply bi t-t-hanks nii-chan...

Hopefully, if not I will spank your ass.

Lovecraft, Hitler, Roger, and I can't remember the names for the 2 4 5 and last ones kek, the rest idk. :/
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>>25125324
Now you've done it, feel my wrath! Kek
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>>25125301
I was 5-600 meters from the incident when it happened.
Spent that evening driving people out of Stockholm, as public transport had all been shut down by the police.
Military patrolling the city day and night now.
>>25125318
Lookin' hot, smoky even.
I'd appreciate it if you ever looked my direction.
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The John Wayne style steak I cooked last night woke me out of bed, so now I'm in the oval office trying to push out some legislative, like my kaffirs obamaman.

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!!!??????

>>25125324
You do it like this you unclassy hack
Notice it's hands free
Notice there's no angle raping
Notice there was no prep work involved

This pic would get an obvious 9/10 in r8 threads, your is so "low-energy" you come off as a troll

>>25125370
>cuck gets made at me for sleeping in on a Sunday
>thinks I would wake up at the same time as him
>likes to forget I'm on the We-west SYDE

First off you should have told the dude to come in tomorrow since he was so late
>Disc and brakes
Second off(I'm about to shit in your house) that's. Like the same thing, but "discs and pads" don't just decided to stop working. Sounds like you just ignored them for months till they wore out.

America knowledge on automotives, hahahahahahahaha

I hope that mechanic didn't wipe his hands or feet servicing your shutbox bruh, and I hope he left a hammer in between your brake lines
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>>25125394
>Kek
<3
Wuv it
>>25125370
>you massive
yes.
>>25125370
>I'm fighting all of yous!!!
Can't we just cuddle?
>>25125370
>-HAAAAAAAA!AA!AAAAAAAAAA
Pft again? I thought you were gonna let me finish second this time.
>>25125326
>Ye sneaky bastard. [:
oh ty i knoes
>been
so so very tired, trying to expand my "art" not going well
too tired to really revise
hence
the
shit
positng

what about you, anon?
>>25125326
>sleepless
go bed time
>drinking
have you not?
>night
o bai sweet llama dreams
>look good
you're not getting my sweetroles with your honeyed words
>bones
will give it a listen
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>>25125459
Goddammit I thought you'd be far away from Stockholm when that "attack" happened. I guess being a 4chaner doesn't protect you from shit like this.

Thank God you weren't that near that area. And shoot I hope they didn't start issuing Marshall law since the military is patrolling, I don't want Sweden to turn into racist ass modern France.
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>>25125472
wah-wa
this didn't show when i was writing up my (you)'s??
what is this jewedry?
>>25125472
>WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!!!??????
obvs pious, he's a god in a goldfishs skin
>like
>hands free
r u a wizard?
pic related
>angle
this is why you need je
>prep work
-thinks turning off the lights is prep work
you fool!
I'm just very lazy
>obvious
>get's 4.5
what is this
>troll
may dear, thank you so much. :*
>>25125459
>>>25125318
who are you talking to anon? /(^._.^)\
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>>25125271
Nah he looked way to jewish in that pic to be in any 80s cop movie back then. I'm pretty sure he'd get casted as the jewish lawyer in lethal weapon since mel gibson was in it

Bruh how was that racist? Your racist cause you said that........I need to drink something if I want to record anything today, might makes these (you)s come out faster

>$16
>put hands deep in pockets
>pull out black metal looking object
Theres no such thing as a fat trap. Wait let me go looked that up...........nevermind guess thats real too, thanks obama. So by 4chan standards you want a THIC woman, its 2017 thats the new sexy. Can't be that hard to find, just take that bitch to denny's
>how shave how
with water of course, but the hot water only last here so long
>call me sir instead
Lol that was pretty damn funny and really true, idk why everyone has daddy issue now. And I do not want to be called daddy, I'm black that word scares me plus I'm not a fan of my pops so don't remind me crazy lady. What even starts daddy issues in modern days, seems like everyone is a shitty dad

More like I just went super sayan three and immediately sat down
>in the past
why you always bringing up old shit craig? Thats why smart ppl are night owls an run that night shift life

>jav
your baiting my m8 I will not fall for it
I was thinking of that turkish anon who was always posting soc asking for a gf so he could move out of his country.
Sounds like a very typical modern relationship, just dating someone to be dated and get get shit out of it. Sounds like a nightmare and a money burner. Luckely I guess he caught on to that fair maiden's scheme
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>>25125459
That's pretty close, it must've been terrifying.
It's difficult to imagine the panic of wanting to get out into a safer area, I can't blame the people for wanted to leave. The last time something of that caliber that happened here was 9/11.
I always wonder what drives people to commit these acts. Well I know why but, just why?
>>25125472
Did what?

Stfu hmph.
I should've become a mechanic instead so I can get hydrolics on the lowriders lile the typical cholo.

Kek, idk I should learn more on autos desu, I still have to change the calipers or some shit like that, and to not get swindled :/
>>25125484
>Wuv it
M-me t-too...
>yes
Ye
>Can't we just cuddle?
No, it scares me.
>let me finish second this time
I wasn't even trying...
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>>25124829
>...Truuuu
stop messin with our woumen white boi
>;_;
Maybe its my fault that its like this now............
thanks trump
> fap vigorously
so your saying if we all fap hard enough girls will post
alright everyone post their cumshots, because this is soc
>go there
nigga I don't even go there, like at all. I usually get some giggles but then it turns into fear
fear that I found another school shooter, thats all that board is good for
>tired man
i'm sure thats what pol redpilled you on
>small rocks
hmmmmmmm let me just google that term really quick
oh wait its too vague to search just like your head
shots fired
>maths
whatever debate team let you in their club, I'm sure it was just to laugh at you
blackhawk down
>red
>RED
jesus fucking christ you dirty ass saxons and your pagan rituals

>>25125532
Bruh its probably because you delet your post like a sperg lord, did you link your insta or something jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajjajajajajajajajjajajajajjajajajajajjajajajjajajajjajajajajjajajajjajajjajajjajajjajajajjajajajajajajjajajajajjjajajjajajajajajajajaajjajajajajaajjajajajjaajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajaja
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>>25125588
>88
>fuc
Did what who?

You don't need to be a mechanic to throw some hydrolics on a civic, theres ppl without a GED who have done that before.
You could always buy a service manual, brakes aren't as hard as they look. But you'll need a friend to pump the breaks after a break job tho. Did the garage monkey tell you, you needed new calipers after you got raped in your wallet. You'd prob save around 300 bones if you did it yourself, their probably unbalanced
pic is also relatable if your a faggot
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Meant to post some music earlier for thread comfortness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbztqoERL-Y
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>>25125693
Really nice and mellow
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>>25125682
This picture
This truth
This black
Can it be?
>>25125636
>sperg lord, di
Well this is fuckbook
>link your
perhaps
you'll never know
>>25125636
>stop messin with our woumen white boi
I make the mixbreads round ere
>post cummies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY
>at all
you're decent shall begin
>fear
...i thought you're in america
there's worse than walmart
>tired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2pyAO5UShA
>shots fired
don't tease,you've been blank for months
>debate team
>having a school that funded this
alright poshy
>rituals
you weren't complaining last time
>>25125588
>M-me t-too...
<3
>ye
re
>scares
eggcellent
>even
are you now? ._o
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>>25123006
>POC
Your a piece of cuck mah friend, don't even go there. I'm a shitskin anyone with white skin is white to me, we don't run off that muh heritage system. I want meis reparations for all mai ded brothas
If its white than its got rights.......to pay me mothafucka, you get me jack?

Usually when I think of pig liver, chitlins comes to mind since thats a black hertiage food. Mostly old black ppl eat chitlins and its never chopped up and stinks up the whole house. So not a fan of that style, I'd prob eat liver if it was in a stew or a mixed dish tho.
I usually like the psychopath characters cause their unpredictable, anything I can't predict is fun for me like watching the first Taken. Liam neeson just shot who ever in that movie. But yeah it wasn't accurate but it was close enough, I'm sure the local news dosn't have that much power, and isn't ran by some bitchy blonde woman

pretty sure thats why 4chan wouldn't shut up about drive for three years cause they related so much to that robot, tho that was just bad acting that turned into a meme

You should have waited for them to decay completely and take a skull or bone back then. I'm pretty sure they descended from dags, but don't quote me on that. They do look cute but I think they bite ppl too
welcome to california, the animal passion knows no bounds

>>25125705
puts you in a nice mood and makes you forget your in a 3rd world african country
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>>25125491
I suppose we all do, you don't necessarily understand the magnitude of the situation prior to it happening close to you.
Understanding that it could've very well been yourself is an insane feeling to have. An 11 year old girl got hit by the truck and died after talking to her mom on the phone.
I appreciate you saying that desu, I was somewhat close but thankfully not close enough for collateral.
No they wouldn't, it was a terrorist act but nothing following. People were advised to stay indoors and that was the extent of it.
>>25125532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXnf1cyknwk
>>25125588
It was more so shocking, you don't really ever think something like that can or will happen.
Hatred, justice will always be subjective and we'll always be different.
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>>25125736
>this black
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>link your
why you put word in mouth, ganji?
maybe I don't want to see high contrast photos of badly lite scenery. Ohhhhhh shit shots fired again
>mixbreads
just because their fat whelsh pig farmer girls, it doesn't make them a different race
having sex with animals is just a preference they all have, but lol why am I telling you this you already know
>cummies
my rebuttal to that vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov9UWA5JLUE
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>>25125736
That reeeee ate up all my 2000 characters
>walmart
talks shit about the mart
never been to one
only seen jewtube clips
You've never seen the things I've seen at walmart, you've never seen the horror that black friday brings into ppl's hearts at walmart
>jewtube link
>muh bitch took my heart cause I was dumb enough to leave it out in the open
>I made a song about that dumb bitch, cause she's a filthy whore
Did I get it right I didn't even watch it? If so thats why you don't date musicians, their the ultimate form of insecurity and shit talking
>blank for months
more like impotnet, but either one or the other means no condoms for your sister
>school to poor to fund an empty classroom
its not rocket science my guy
your also talking to a solcaler, the kings of under funded and over crowded schools m8

there was no last time cuck

>>25123036
>three meters
>great whites
that sounds good enough for a shark, then again I'd be more scared a giant catfish or grouper doesn't swallow you whole, like an episode of river monsters

I wish I could just go back to running into ppl when I see them, or like that 90s thing just checking my pager and leaving to go make a call. But everyone I use to hangout with are miles away from me, and even tho I have a phone barely hear from them.
Smartphones are getting cheaper and cheaper hopefully you can get one, the one that broke cost me $200 but are now almost $90. tho for good reasons

thats the internet for you, there all zoomed the fuck in because those website try to hard to show the "spooky" ghosty. But then again, thats how all paranormal photos look, grainy and illegible, I dare you to find a perfect pic of bigfoot or just ghost pic
>/x/ binge
its the theme of the thread, and I just google imaged all those

I don't use that product anymore, use to when I was younger. It just makes your hair greasy not a fan

>Mongolian death metal bands
kek go ask wsg to make it, or I guess I could but I don't own any metal
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Did I end up killing the thread?
Well fuck all you guys, you all raped my face with all these (you)s

enjoy this calm elevator music from this nippon racing game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHg-ckKor6g
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I'll finish up my (you)s in a moment I'm very gassy today ;{
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>>25125757
If only mortgage was like in the third world country.

PS. I thought I was giving away good moods.
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Watching MARS
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>>25125271
>were they just showing?
Probably posting some pictures on instagram or some shit. In that parking lot you can get a really good view of the NYC skyline, so cars + city = views. There were other people around, its a public park with hiking trails. Where are you at now if you want to come down to NJ? If you do want to come down to NJ the palisades are pretty worth it, and most of the areas along the hudson are beautiful.
>>
I woke up bit earlier than I wanted to, but I woke up nevertheless.
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Moving tomorrow.
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Alright yall pretty anons, I back to finish the rest of these (you)s I still have on my plate. But you can't make me finish the brown ones cause there gross

>>25125957
>mortgages in third world countries
well depending on how close your country borderlines a 4th world country, you prob just pay rent or just build your own house

you can't give any thing you don't already own
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>>25126460
Whats it like actually waking up at a reasonable time? I forgot the feeling, and what morning lighting feels like
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>>25126582
>reasonable time
It was something 3:30 when I woke up, it's bit too early, but at least I'm on the right track.

It feels good actually, like I've actually had quality sleep for once. My apetite also suffers when I don't sleep well, so now I feel extra hungry and energetic, which is a good thing.

11/10 would recommend.

What time is it there rn?
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>>25122867
Its not that your obliged, its more some anon was feeling really lonely(possibly horny) saw your pic and then started imaging how great a couple you two would make.
Maybe you should go blond again so no one can put two and two together. But I find it funny you made your own pics into memes just by posting them here. Idk if you or me can say "fellow" neckbeards since we're not fat at all. Then again I've been called a neckbeard, all I can do is laugh
Thats the thing with r8 threads no one knows what your personality is, so it leaves alot into interpretation. "OMG hes so cute I bet he would be my daddy and spank me"

N-no......more or both of each side I guess. maybe....
I know you want a black baby but I can't give you anything till I get that elective surgery

Well I wish I was in sweden then, its getting there but alot of news outlets with still use race and prevaricate race debates. Tho I think "culture" is a well used word here, but I think its because cultures bring food and merican love food
Does germany even love sweden tho?

I pray I never get sent to prison, but thats not something that isn't possible being a kaffir. But its the usual thing when a nig gets out of jail. He comes back home and is reminded that hes broke with no job, so he goes back to robbing and hustling. Or I guess rapping but idk seems so played out now. Everyone is a rapper now
Pretty damn true, tho there are people who really think they can control people. Maybe to a certain point with fear or abuse. But anyone with their back up agaisnt the wall with fight back or run at some point. Its funny I don't even like ppl following or emulate me, probably cause I live that degenerate life.
But seriously, you hear so much speculation from both sides, and nothing they say really happens. Idk why the liberals all beliave that, we still have checks and balances in the government, but idk how many ppl know how congress operates.
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>>25126642
Ohhhhhhhh 3am, well never mind. Thats too early but then again I view 3am still as night since I stay up so late now.

Its funny sometimes cause I'll get 5 hours of sleep and feel so well rested, but if I get 8 hours I feel drowsy af and gross. Usually I'll wake up hungry af, especially if I sleep and have my famous "5 dreams special", seems like they burn up alot of energy even tho their always surreal and pointless.
Right now its 7:09pm sun still up for the time being
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dubs pls
>>
I have never been one to buy into alien conspiracy theories, but my wife and I marathoned The X-Files before the most recent series came out and have had an inside joke about "The Truth" since that time.

About a year ago, I was driving home from work in San Antonio. We lived a ways outside of city limits and on clear nights had an amazing view of the sky. This night, I saw a large, triangular object fly over my car and it appeared to be moving erratically, side to side. After about 5 seconds it took off amazingly fast and was out of sight. I was thinking "What the fuck did I just see?". About a minute later, my wife called from home describing what I had just seen and must have seen it as it flew over our neighborhood. We did not know what to think of it, but did joke that we had an experience with "The Truth".

A month or so later, a weird thing happened to me. I received a friend request on Facebook from an elderly woman. This person had no connections to anybody I know and my FB is set to where she should not have been able to search me. This person's profile said they lived in Roswell, New Mexico. Kinda funny considering the faux paranoia my wife and I were javing fun with, but still somewhat unsettling....

Lastly, a couple of months ago, as we were moving away from San Antonio, I put on a alien conspiracy type podcast to keep us awake for the long drive. It was mostly hippie bs, but they described sightings exactly like the one my wife and I had seen. We were both speechless and now, while we don't want to draw conclusions from our experience, we have become much more open minded to the possibility that the truth is out there.
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Tieme tommovr on.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7yTKBwoVKqE
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>>25122898
Yeah I think I remember him talking a "bit" about that and then he just vanished into the void that is /soc/. I have to agree though he did have a pretty depressing vibe. Thats just something I can't really hang around, I'm usually pretty optimistic but negative ppl just make me depressed myself
Damn three times since the time we talked about this, or pier to this? Da fuck man, this just adds to my theory that theres a hardcore lurker in here stalking ppl. I've seen pics of an anon in here posted in other threads too. But kek I'd think the best thing to do is say ty and then kinda fake your interested in chatting, then stop
>mexican hairbraiding tutorial forum
kek thats a new one to remember
True but that following backlash pretty hard, she said she was taking a hiatus so those stalkers need to find someone else to orbit
Not as much as I should, I only hangout with a small number of friends. But if I do run into new people I do like talking and getting to know them better. But I usually have to be in a good mood to do so. Well if you can tell from my hair I don't spend that much time on myself either.
Probably cause we all believe that said person will be the "one and only" and be as perfect as we dreamed they'd be. I just try to force myself to not have any expectations on anyone. But I heard about the whole drinking thing from a study on relationships, both my parents drank so thats where I thought about it
Maybe they wanted more drinks, but you were the bday boy so hopefully you weren't paying for anything. But kek its impossible to figure what a girl thinks, at least for me

True but I think what interest ppl now isn't anything thats true to the persons character. Like the whole iphone/android thing, I heard alot of times iphone user think less of ppl who don't use them. So maybe I shouldn't pull my phone out on the bus, idk what the point was in this now
1/2
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>>25122898
Cause I ran out of room for these wee little sentences

I'd guess middle schoolers are your best demographic for your work, tho some are at that age of rebellion where they don't give a damn about anything. But I use to follow into things I was taught when I was a niglet, some I still hold to heart.
I do work for people for free sometimes, but damn idk whats so unappealing about the word "volunteer" but I guess that doesn't bring peace to me. As for assisting in a missing person search I think LA is too big to do that, and unless its a big case only the family will be involved


WELL SHIT I GUESS THIS POST ALL TOGETHER IS TOO FAT TOO
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>>25122921
Lot of people donate now to animal shelters. I think I have more of a bias towards domestic animals, I see its more of a problem with ourselves thats theres so much animal abuse now. Ppl just use pets to fill a void their missing and now there too many. I find wildlife more intresting, and theres some reserves aroung here
but idk how I even begin to apply for them.
They probably have the whole "muh dead end job" vibe going on and when they here about your views on personal gain they question their own. But kek is their any gain from working at a cafe? Never thought there was unless your an actor. At least not being understood saves you alot of breath and time.

Lol a white girl bring home a muslim boy is going to me a new thing now in media, but yeah the whole thing is a mess but you can't change those parents point of view if they believed it for all those years. I generally try to stay away from crushing on white girls for that and the whole fetish they have for blacks
Theres that saying from Men in Black: "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it" As soon as something reaches a mass level, it can be misinterpreted pretty quickly.

>better control
fuck you know I've tried explaining the benefits to manual to ppl before. But it never goes that far and they think I'm just being autistic. I'm not a fan of automatic, I know they cost more to maintain and they make a car heavier
I figured out that most of the drivers in high end suburban places are the worst at driving so that might add to your area. Usually their on their phones or just have a lack of understanding traffic or very impatient. The meme in LA is if you wait at a singal light when it turns green for more than half a second you WILL get honked at

wow and I missed dubs ;__;
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>>25126713
Did you not get to an episode in the X-files where they went on about triangular ufo?

I'm pretty damn jealous you got to see one, I've still not seen any viable ufo sightings since I moved back to the LA area, even tho they say LA gets a high traffic of ufo sightings.
From what I picked up from all these years, triangle ufo are said to be man made ships created from our governments and technology they discovered from downed ufo. Then again they say black triangles abduct humans too so idk. Plus I don't want to ruin the plot to X-files for you cause black triangle are a recurring thing.

Theres alot of theories on black triangle ufos, I've heard they've become a more common ufo sighting, if ufos were even than common. Did you live near a air base back in san antonio? That could explain some things. I use to live near a skunk works/lochhead base back in my hometown in the antelope valley desert.
But I never seen any thing crazy flying in the sky. But they lochhead did invent stealth coating for airplanes, and they say that coating was discovered on a down ufo in the 50s. Maybe I could have saw something and never noticed

The Truth is out there, its usually just hidden out of plan sight
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>>25121365
Late ass reply the post

>don't understand
Do you have that whole thing when getting on a freeway ramp and you have to push 60+mph to even be able to merge into the slow lane? That shit is frustrating as hell here, and kills your poor car if you just left for work on a cold morning. My friend is like that when driving, he drives so fast all
the time and gets so butthurt when someone is driving slower than him in his lane. true tho I think most of the older ones use carburetors and are V8s, but those looks tho. Pretty damn sexy in a 70-80s way

>citywide
>ordinance
I don't even know what ordinance LA puts on their priority. probably freeway maintenance rather than surface streets. Plus we have a water main break almost every month now too. I meant it as that general bias for anything california, usually everyone think all of cali is libural

>beamer
ewwww I know what that is, it one of those bmw i8 sports car-hybrids. I use to see alot when I worked in pasadena
picrelated, they still look just as ugly in non-gold paint
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>>25121329
>At least you can piss into the sink without anyone knowing :)
I like how you already know what I do most nights anon, I stared dong that during the drought to save water, but now its just for me ;p

>>25124183
All I can say is meh, thats something to expect from a thread thats been here for a while.

I was a day late with all my replies if you can tell from all the posts I made. Shit happens. But thats pretty good to hear, usually when a a beer hits that 9%+ you get that almost liquor like after taste from it. Sounds like their a pretty old brewer to know how to do that, or just have good knowledge on brewing.
Idk what type of wood they'd use for beer, but I know they use hickory wooden barrels for certain kinds of whiskey.
>chocolate malt
>malt chocolate
Man I forgot how confusing that shit is, but I know the difference and you helped my ass understand more about it. That said I stopped drinking malt beer years ago. Those japanses malt beers are also not great but alot of ppl like them.

Never had one but I googled them, and shit I haven't had or seen a double barreled beer in so many years. I use to love drinking those when I went to go to my hometown BevMo. I'm going to keep my out for those Bourbon Countries now, cause those have really good ratings. How do you feel about them
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can the boi with the big cute lips rate my pics
>>25125394
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Went into the server room at work. I know the old "if it aint broke dont fix it" but are those floppy disk drives?

>>25126987
>Push 60mph just go to get on the slow lane
Well some fucktards over here try to enter a highway at 40mph. So as soon as I get in a lane I have to literally slam the pedal to not get rear ended. Its usually dumbshits in goddam minivans, man. To me its not about driving fast, its about driving the fucking speed limit. No cop will pull you over for doing 51 in a 50, but they should ticket the fuck out of you if you do 41 in a 50.

>Water main break every month
That happens in new jersey, too. A few of the older cities like Hoboken have 100 year old piping that just breaks all the time. Is all of cali liberal or is it just LA fucking up the balance of everything?

>Sports car hybrid
A hybrid race car? Guess those arabs are concerned about using up their source of revenue.
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>>25125849
>That reeeee ate up all my 2000 characters
I didn't even read it. ;)
>Never been
I've heard things
>black friday
I see your problem
it's a friday
>music
...n...no
>insecure shit talking
Clearly never been to a public D&D game
>sister
Enjoy my sloppy seconds, fgt
>last time
Are you off your meds? Because it's harder when you are ;)
>>25125790
>Why put it in my mouth
Ask the fgt above this post
like
two posts or so above
>high contrast
don't you wanna be #instafamous
don't even need any talent just need big tits, so eat up
>already know
not a nice way to talk about your cousins...
>vid
thanks, haven't creamed that hard in a while
>>25125789
>frog
love it
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Good evening.

Good night, I'm going to bed. But I really, really like this picture.
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>>25129057
I love you.
But I'd never tell you that.
>>25129944
You know what.
You can have it.
It's all yours.
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>>25130163
>But I'd never tell you that.
Never tell me what?
Never tell me what?!
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Daily reminder:
If you haven't gotten so angry at someone and walked into their job with a loaded gun before. You aren't a man

If haven't been so butthurt at someone, that you showed up and started blasting away your tears with hot lead. Your not a man

If said blasting ended up killing your bitch of an ex, and then some. And you later regret what you did and then blow your brains out. Your still not a man

If none of these apply to you, well theres seriously something wrong with you and you probably let women walk all over you. I bet you even let kids talk shit about your micro benis too.

Picrelated happened this morning. Idk why that guy went and shot up a teacher, but my projection of the situation might be off a bit.
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>>25128902
First off wheres the sever at? Second how do you squeeze in between that desk to even use that ancient mayan oracle? Oh wait I see the sever now, nevamine
But damn even those walkie talkie(what a stupid name,1st time I spelled that out) look old af

>40mph
Depends what lane your in, if your in the far left lane going above 60 then you can expect to have break for fags in older slower cars. Over here that lane is usually home to the classic mexi-trucks that are old and slow af. Or old ppl and or older diesel cars that can't even hit 45mph. Once your in another lane thats not
the far right its usually just open season with the speed limit. But lol I still don't know what the speed limit is for the fast lane, I've seen ppl do 70-85 past a cop and they never got pulled over. But I'm pretty sure I've seen someone get pulled over or flashed at for going to slow before.

>100 year old
Sad part is even the newer cities have those old ass water mains, its like no one city official cares. I think they say that most of them were finished in the late 1800s. A few of them are newer than that by 70 years lol. Merica's infrastructure is a fucking mess, seems like we care more about military budgets and tax cuts than anything else. And its hard to say LA is made up of so many little cities, its mainly the ones that aren't in the center that have republican overtones. We also have hick towns in some spots

>their source of revenue
kek I'm pretty sure one of them is related to a oil tycoon, its not like paying for gas is an issue to them. Hybrid sports cars are weird and I'm not a fan but they are the future
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>>25129057
>tldr
yeah I bet you had to close your eyes and do some micro scrolling to not see it
>never been to a black friday
>talks mad ish about something he doesn't know
wait are you a conservative?
>D&D game
yeah I haven't I'm not a hipster wanna be nerd
you prob have just to try to pic up zelda girls. Boom!!!
>sloppy sister
yall be english I thought creampie parties was the norm
;p
>meds
I sell them for crack rock dingus
>two posts or so above
maybe I will cause I want.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQsW7PRvHQg
why does this fag sound like a girl?
> just need big tits
saving up monies to hit up venezuela for cirugía electiva barata
>#instafamous
doesn't that just men I post semi nudes so arab men can follow me and pay for my cloths?
>cousins
send them over then, I need something new to stuff in my basement

>creamed
>CREAMED
I see. I see a plantation owner in your blood line
Are your related to thomas jerfferson? That would explain alot
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>>25129944
>944

944 because
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>>25130875
>Where is the server at?
In the back part of the store, behind a code locked door. We recently got new walkie talkies, but the old ones were built like goddam nokias. Scratched hard but still working.

>Break for fags in older cars.
The route to college is one lane both ways, and its always newer cars doing slow. I can't pass at all in a 25 minute drive. There is one spot in the beginning with two lanes, and that is the fucking go zone. If you dont get ahead in that little half mile youre fucked. Left lane is "passing lane" and youre supposed to keep right unless to pass.

>Mericas infrastructure is a mess
No doubt about that. Infrastructure isn't an issue that can be virtuous or posted on interwebs about, so its not really given any spotlight. I suppose its kind of bad to assume LA is one city and one town, kind of like assuming NYC is one place.
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Good morning.
>>25130932
That's a really, really nice car. Can I have it?
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>>25131312
Was it in that tall black case in the left in pic? Thats what I usually remember severs being held in. Nokia, sounds like their probably close to two decades old by now. Poor nokia, but they are coming out with that nokia classic phone maybe they'll make money again

>highway rules
I don't know about the laws over there, but when you on a one lane highway you are allowed to overtake someone by driving on the opposite lane. But of course when theres no oncoming traffic, your probably better off doing that than waiting for that two lane spot
That'll probably help out your commute. When your talking about passing lanes are you talking highway or freeway?

>not on the interweb
Well shit what does a nigga got to do to get people to open their eyes? Make a blog? If my new phones camera wasn't such a complete waist I'd make a collage of all the shitty and broken roads around my house. I saw a pic of those old water mains, which were mostly made of brick, that just screams old timey. But yeah its pretty much like NYC minus the simple to understand streets. You can drive thru maybe 4 cities in less than 20 minutes. Some cites have their own police other have the LAPD or sheriffs if its a county(confusing)
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>>25131499
>499
Just take a trip to austria, bring a crowbar and steal one. Tho it'll probably cost 300 euro to change the oil

Lel but have this fiat april fools joke since you got those digits
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Oh yeah I meant to post these "soundbites" two days ago,
My mexican neighbors were having a party on saturday that lasted till 3am, and as all parties that reach that time frame. A fight "almost" broke out, so I ran outside and "recorded" it.
>(its just sound so don't get excited faggots)
https://webmshare.com/ZXPPJ

https://webmshare.com/q7ZZ9

Noting happened of course it all just simmered down. No one on this block "throws hands" anymore idk what the deal is
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got to post this other gif I found, cuz they pretty funny wey
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>>25130163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bX4mO_xNAE

WE

YOU WOKE YET?
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>>25132458
https://youtu.be/b40QdTRaqFk
This was probably what awake them to ascend to the high heavens, no on can hear you moan in the woods...

Good luck Sweden, being a land lock nation and all. BYGGA VÄGGEN
night thread
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>>25132471
SORRY FOR WHAT
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Whats a cable management?

>>25131705
>Tall black case
I assume its the servers, I didnt actually look inside the case. I do kind of like some features of those old nokias. I like the bulkiness and ruggedness of those old things, too many smart phones are like holding a feather. Holding my phone without my extended battery feels weird.

>Driving in the opposite lane
No dice, it would cross double yellows and a few spots are specifically marked as "DO NOT PASS" in very official looking font. It is not really a "highway" per say, it is a country road with conservative speed limits. Any road with two lanes has a "passing lane."

>Make a blog?
There is plenty of knowledge about it, but people just don't care. Its not something like the refugee crisis where "fixing" it makes you look cool to your peers. I would be interested in seeing those pics, though, we could play a game of "who has the worse roads?" NYC's streets are fucking perfect, man. I remember driving in Boston and it was a goddam mess.
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>>25132471
I thought you might like this version since it's good size and all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkJ8BzbCspI
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>>25130910
>not see it
Protip
they're not for fashion
>conservative
no i'm a journalist
>pick up
Thinking my noodles can support them
N...no
>norm
...yeah but like
stfu
only on tuesday >;/
>for
sell them for
sell them
what tf do you people eat
>music vid
:p noice
>pay for my clothes
...you say that like it's bad
you just have take a few dumps...
>basement
this guy doesn't have a room built within a room built under his neighbors house
what a pleb
>related
Were you made in a lab?
>>25133230
its gonna burn
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>>25133332
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE
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COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE I
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FREELANCE MOTHERFUCKER
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>>25133447
>>25133451
>>25133455
kys
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>>25133458
FUCK I SAID FUCKER DON'T START SHIT
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>mfw 1 post by this ID aknowledges me

OuO kawaii senpai.
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GET GET GOT GOT
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kys
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>>25133476
eyy bby
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AAA SHIT
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Spooky enough?
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I STAY NOIDED I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE
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>>25133486
That's a great fit, 11/10.

ASCENDED TASTES.
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Kys
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>>25133509
YOU'RE ABOUT TO LEARN THE MEANING OF THE BEATDOWN MADNESS CHAOS IN THE BRAIN MY MAKE BLOOD FLOW MAKE MY BLOOD FLOW
YOU AIN'T GOT NO BUSINESS QUESTIONING A THANG
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FUCK IT NOW I CAN'T QUIT I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME I GOT THAT ATTITUDE YOU GOT NO THANG

I'M FIT TO HURT WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WAY I MOVE WEIGHT
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kys
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I think I'm done shitposting.

KOREANON SENPAI WHERE ARE YOU FAMPALAI
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meow
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Kys
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>>25133540
r9 my fit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2p8Zxmuq4g
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wew
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Kys
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>>25133601
Hello faggot.
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Gotto get my hops.
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Kys
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>>25133626
Why lurk when you can shitpost?
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Kys
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lmao

>Cat
>Animal

>The domesticated dog or elephant, also domesticated cat...
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Kys
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>>25133697
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Kys
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>>25133713
ok
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Everyone ITT needs to chill out and try pic related

I also regret going to sleep so late
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>>25133835
Sorry for shitting up your thread. :]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNXUQ1mOrV4

Positive music before sleepy sleeps.

DRAWANON GO BACK TO SLEEP YOU NEED TO GET IN A PROPER SLEEPING CYCLE.
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>>25133896
>>25133926
But it's fucking 1:30pm man if anything I screwed up my cycle, tho the dreams I had were pretty worth it.

Awwww I thought that was going to be something from the THUG ost, now I kinda want to hear Mommy's little monster
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Alright I'm fully awake and ready to drop some hott relaxing fira, and (you)s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orvU3mHcDyY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7sUh-DX7I0
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This is pretty good bread.
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>>25133486
Jesus christ thats too spooky

So he just spread his AIDS all over his pants going commando all day?
Just makes you think how many of his coworkers he could have given his AIDS to in two and a half men

Just imagine all the actresses he laid in bed with during the show, what if they touched his dick?: >AIDS
Imagine if you worked on set and charlie "borrowed" your cup to get something to drink: >AIDS
Just imagine if he had a cut or bruise on his arm and he bumped into you by "accident": >AIDS
Imagine all the actresses he kissed on that show, just one drip of saliva and thats: >AIDS

Bet that tiger blood was real dangerous eh?
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>>25133332
>fashion
saxons don't need sunglasses cause theres no sun out there cuz god hates you all
>a journalist
>journalistic integrity
Ahhhhhh! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hows that working out for you?
>noodles
your noodle couldn't support an orgasm, let alone feeding anyone
AHHHHOH
>tuesday
Its okay brit, their hot but its not worth lying about yourself
zelda is babea's first vidya
>eat
top ramen, cuz I'm poor and in college, I-Idk what lunch meat and 1 quid baguettes are
I'm so depressed, how do I even oven?.
>dumps...
yeah a few a few dumpster dives
>room built within a room built
isn't that like a bomb shelter with a sauna room built in?
I need to hit up my Finnish contractor
>lab?
I am the product of a horny sperm bank doctor who switches out all the donated sperm with my own and doesn't tell any of the dykes
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/indiana-fertility-doctor-used-own-sperm-to-impregnate-women-court-docs-say/
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>>25133230
>Whats a cable management?
About a buck fify of zip ties, lol you have the same cooler master cpu fan as me. Except my fan fucking broke late last year

>>25133230
I honestly haven't seen a sever in years, I just remember having detention in 6th grade and I'd be sitting next to the sever room. But fuck man I swear they make phones easy to drop on purpose. My new one is so damn slippery, I actually had a dream yesterday I crack the screen.
The moto g I replaced had a rubber backing which was pretty damn perfect tbqh it would always stay in your hand.

>"DO NOT PASS"
do..........do you see any cops around? If no its open season, just flash your blinker for 10sec and just slowly but sternly overtake with no eye contact cause they'll probably be mad. If you sped over the speed limit this shouldn't be a big deal. If its a country road then there sould be that rule of slower cars pulling over
for faster cars to pass, like when driving on a mountain road. But that might just be an unspoken rule.

>refugees
>crumbling roads
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm just maybe, are you with me? Just maybe some of them could join a work force to repair them, or maybe just get good behavior inmates to repair them. Fucking NYC, its probably cause they know if their roads aren't taken care of the city's revenue would be fucked.
But I think I heard about boston's roads from somewhere, they don't seem like they care, honestly I don't know what they care about over there other than food and beer
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How do you know when it's time?
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>>25134247
This sounds loaded, but I'll bite
When its your time of the month?
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Good morning.
>>25134247
When I wake up, whore.
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any more arab girl pics?
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>>25136506
Yes.
Notice the manshoulders; it's an authentic Hindi nude.
C4 isn't actually rigged properly since it's Arab made.
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anyone other then the beta cuck have any actual pictures?
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>>25136566
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>>25136566
He has the nudes tho here is one he leaked but he doesnt want to share the rest
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>>25136690
It's not her.

I just hope that she comes back some day. This thread is shitty without her.
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>>25136870
wish it was she is fucking hot there has to be some
yeah its sad that she was chased off by that beta cuck
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>>25136870
>>25136690
>>25136588
>>25136566
>>25136533
>>25136506
TFW thread has reached this level
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>>25136971
I agree. I find her very cute, hot and kind.

Also, I've always wanted to see her delicious body. But unfortunately she will never reveal it.

If someone has her contact info, please ask her to come back. I miss her a lot, and I'm sure I'm not the only one that miss her.

And dudes, don't forget there is a report button. It's useful when fags try to chase girls away by shitposting. Her leaving should have never happened!

>inb4 beta white knighting spotted
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>>25137000
just imagine those tits on your face while you fuck her tight pussy im fucking hard now
i would fuck her real good she would become addicted to my huge cock
these faggots ruined everything who even chased her away?
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>all of these posts
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>>25133332
>Its gonna burn
Nah, if anything it will rub up against a fan and make an aggravating noise

>>25134208
>Zip ties
Jamming everything into a corner of the case is free, though

>Easy to drop on purpose
So they can sell you a new one with gorilla glass. I remember when I got my first phone the meme was that it was the same glass used in helicopters. I see its a load of bullshit now. Get yourself a good case and a legit tempered glass protector. Those thin plastic ones don't do dick.

>Any cops around?
It aint worth playing that gamble. I do flash my lights like a spastic, though. Sometimes at night I flash with the high beams on. I don't think they teach overtaking or proper speed in driving classes. Many people just don't understand when they should pull over and let somebody pass. It is an unspoken rule, but nobody knows about it.

>Refugees build roads
Shit man, now youre fuckin onto somethin here. NYC roads are pretty solid, but then again I have only walked in NYC. Existing there in a car is so expensive. I think bostonites only care about the red sox, pats, and faggot shit. It is an alright city, though.
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Sometimes, some of you anons make me want to throw up on myself.
Pic lurkers only show up in the darkness of a sleeping thread reminds me of picrelated.

Speaking of that pic, any Eastern fgts want to chime in on these roaches. I usually feed the BBC ones to my lizard, they say roaches are good nutrition.
But I've always hear wives tales on how the black ones are "muh waterbug" while the long brown ones are true cockroaches. Someone set me straight

And (you)s inbound.....I guess.
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That (you) came late my bad, there was a car chase that happened. I'm making some webms of it but it'll prob take a second

>>25137121
>Jamming
But thats not how you get the PC ladies and mostly traps to drop their panties frendio, and besides one day those jammed wires will pop out and bitch slap a fan

>gorilla glass cuz you have butterfingers
When I bought the phone the clerk tried to upsell a case on my kinda hard, did that whole chuckle thing like I was going to back over there begging for a case. But helicopter glass really? I doubt that and besides I'm pretty sure they use plexiglass so idk, thats like that meme ford made about
their "military grade aluminum" truck beds for the f150, which gets dented up from groceries. Hopefully glass protectors don't cost a fortune for this phone

>gamble
I wouldn't call it a gamble more of a coin toss, don't get mad at the slow pocks. But kek not sure what ppl think when you flash your high beams at someone, usually that just means the driver behind you is trying to tell you theres something up with your car.

>driver's school
how many ppl acually took that class, I doubt half of the aggressive drivers even remember what they read in the driver's manual. And if I remember right that manual barely goes into details about highway etiquette. I think it touch on the whole pulling over thing but not that much.

>on to something
meh I doubt it now, that could get shot down bretty quickly. Someone mentions IEDs in the highway and there gows my funding and trip to switzerland. I'm sure all the main roads are well kept over there but other than that it probably gets pretty bumpy in some shitty and back road areas.
>faggot shit
WHY DON"T YOU SAY THAT TO MAH FACE YOU FUCKIN SCHUMCK
kek that sounds about right, I don't know what else there is to do there other than eat clam chowder and get drunk and fist fight over the shitty pats
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And good night sweat black knight.
I didn't even know he had leukemia, but he did loss slot of weight last time I saw him in something.

And lol which one of you guys edited his wiki page?
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Alright heres some of the hot fire that happened about two hours ago.

The guy in that nissan rouge really didn't care about anything today other than his top speed

https://webmshare.com/Eg7ex
Uploaded here cause sound and becuase no gay 3mb limit, tho their 10mb limit is also pretty gay
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>>25137666
>six-six-six
Whoa does that mean I'm going to die soon as well?
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>>25137747
Heres the rest of this most dangerous of chases, well thats at least what the news casters said. Wasn't that aggressive but that guy seemed like he had somewhere to be
Heads up the crash is in the second link for all you tldr lurkers

https://webmshare.com/1wbyz

https://webmshare.com/BO3eW

https://webmshare.com/8yNKw
Last one is the guy trying to slip out the passenger window but gets caught under the tree. Idk why the quality got so bad
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>>25137000
>All these wasted dubs and trips

I think I said it before but all her orbiters are really starting to make a blacklash and are killing this thread with their constant thirst.
Anyway all I can say and I am allowed to say is she's on a hiatus. Lol idk what positive things I can tell her about the current threads that'll make her post again. You guys are kinda hurting your chances on creeping on said delicious body with all these posts

>>25136506
>>25136566
>>25136690
>>25136971
>>25137012
All I get from these are beta lurkers


Now I'm out of here I got to take a shit and trim the lemon tree, probably not in that exact order either
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>>25137625
>PC ladies
>implying they actually exist.
I am not into the "Boypucci" meme and even saying that word will probably summon them to this thread.

>Helicopter glass
I remember it do distinctly now because its so fucking stupid. I saw /o/ posts about the aluminum dents and shit. Glass protectors are usually a bit more expensive but they are well worth it. Depending on the hardness they can protect against scratches from really sharp ass shit. I know I have saved my phone at least 3 times with those glass protectors.

>Don't get mad at slow pokes
But dude! Its a matter of principle for me as a new jersey driver. Go fast or go home. I see high beams and horns as a general "I exist here, please know that I exist." Look at how those pajeets use them, I think thats how they should be viewed by Americans.

>Took that class
6 Hours with a certified instructor is required in the state of NJ as a prereq for getting a licence. I don't remember the manual touching on proper speeds and light flashing. That is something that is hard to get down in a textbook but it should be taught by instructors.

>IEDs in the highway
They would probably put that shit together. Those "refugees" are some crafty motherfuckers in their home country.
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Lol beta cucks all around
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>>25139341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbd9tfNUOkA
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>>25139621
>t. beta cuck
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>>25139689
Yous a beta cuck. Das rite.
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>>25139723
>beta cuck on damage control
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>>25139752
t. faceless cunt jealous of Pious
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>>25139755
>it thinks im jealous of a egocentric lying neet failure who lurks 4chan 24/7 and makes up stories for yous and got absolutely destroyed by his whore waifu
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>>25139787
>think it's consent posting and forced memeing will get the fabled nudes from the holy land. It hasn't noticed its been trolling the same thread for months, projecting his folded 1k times feels on the world. It will double down on any reply in the fabled phrase that only a /b/rat or /r9k/mobile would use
yuro posting time is beging to be the worst time
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>>25139787
>"it" thinks I am a NEET instead of being an ascended future recipient of Nobel's prize in literature
I'm getting stronger and ascending everyday. Even you will hop on the Pious train, although you are already riding my wave like a good little slut that you are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtgRU44Wylo
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>>25139794
Why you's awake, you in ascension mode or something friendo?
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>>25139822
>NCR would be 2hour ahead because they use paper money, so that makes them smarter than a bunch of shitkicking legion redpillers
Nice to know you check anon's timezones, I'm just waiting for my laundry to dry. The dryer usually 3 hours to dry my cloths

I'll prob write out a (you) and another post and head to bed
>420 BLAZE IT
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>>25139841
I'm a master hacker, so I obviously need to know when you're noided.

>he does laundry at 4am
Can't tell if extremely ascended or punished individual.

I'd write some out, but I'm too lazy tbqh and too unfocused to do anything but shitpost about how great I am.

When does the sun come up there?
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ITT
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>>25139849
>swipes up glasses and throws on hacker fedora, nothing personal kid

Just think about it, I started that laundry at 11:22 and I'm still waiting. Don't fall for the GE appliance meme, its merican made, its made not to give a shit
I'm pretty fucking drousy atm, but I'd like to get that reply out of the way. But I might just end up doing it tomorrow cause I'm niggerish

Errrrrrrrr 6:40am, which I'm not trying to see, noting pisses me off more than a sunset after a all nighter
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>>25139794
>>25139815
>the amount of delusion
the only one sucking your cock is the nigger
what a big wave you have there ascended god
why dont you explain what happened to your gf since both of yous were so close together ::^^))
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>>25139882
Jesus Christ, that took your whole night. Nah, I just dry my clothes outdoors if the weather is fine, it usually is around this time of the year.
You bugger, but take your time. It's not like this thread will die since we have people to bump this just as they reach the last page kek. Speak of dedication.

Take a picture, I really like sunrise, sunsets are for pleb fucks.

You make me nostalgic with all the Xfile pictures, the last time I saw that show I was really young and can't remember much besides some ayy lmao and wooly werewolves ( or something like that ), is it worth going through those series? Can't say I watch much film or series, but eh, you are tempting me to watch something.
>>25139890
Nah, you's sucking my cock too like a filthy whore.
You and several other [1 POST BY THIS ID] seem to be my main audience nowadays.
She died and fell out of relevancy, R I P.
>::^^))
Some confidence you got there my /r9k/ friendo.
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>>25138325
>the existence of alien organisms
Their out there, their mostly a bit chubby it seems. But their out there, go play overwatch. And you get a "feminine" bro who plays games, and never gets a period and you can dick whats wrong with that?

>helicopter protection
Idk if that glass on a heli even stands up to a crash, the pilots are usually the first to die. kek ?o/ took it a little to far, prob the worst place to get redpilled on anything. For my last fone I just got plastic screen saving in a tree pack and a heavy duty outdoors phone case
since I had that auto job, which came in good use from all the oil and shit that was on me at all times.

>new jersey driver
Idk if thats a noble thing or what, I have no clue if NJ'ers are angry drivers. But I guess that makes sense with the light situation since you prob get alot of fog out there, we barely have to deal with but when we do I'm sure half the ppl who have fog lights have no idea.
Hell when it rains some fgts will still go above 70mph and get made at you for driving slow

>6 hours
All I had to do was the written and then the driving exam, but I took it when I was a legal adult. Light flashing might just be an ancient art of driving now, besides theres lots of more "important" laws in the book now like giving cyclists 3ft of room in the bike lane

>bridgegate
I'd rather not touch that idea with a 20ft stick, thats just asking for muh twitter beef
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>>25139898
That dryer made me its bitch tonight just like alot of other nights I guess, last time I left my cloths out to dry it rained on them. I'd say summer is a good time to leave them out, but they could get sun bleached
Is it me or does that anon come back after ever 300th post? Maybe he's getting paid for this

Daily reminder all the pics I'll take for now on will look foggy and unfocused cause this camera sucks flaccid dicks

I started watching again today since I have the whole series, I'd say its worth it. I finished the entire series and wanted to get the shit taste of the last season out my mouth so I started over again. Their acting is a little odd in the first season if you can get over the corny
bits its prob worth a rewatch. Get your daily meds of /x/ related topics and murder mystery. Pls I get to take all these screenshots
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>>25139890
Theres to much talk about cock in these threads, and I'm sorry I made you us that word anon
>mfw I'll never have stalkers who ask me about twatter beef over any anonymous cantonese website
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>>25139898
>that saltiness when speaking of her
start getting your stories straight when she comes back and pisses you off again and you post more """nudes"""
stay blessed my cuck friend
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>>25139956
It sometimes rains on them, but it doesn't really do much harm, just means I have to keep them out for another day as I don't have a dryer.
Basically all of my clothes are sunbleached, but I think it looks cool tbqh.
He posts in literally every thread that has been made ever since who knows when, I don't even count the times I've read his /r9k/ lingo filled shitposts.

What phone are you running?

Ok, ok, I will download it senpai. I've been browsing /x/, but I keep forgetting how retarded that entire board is after I haven't been there for a while, to my own detriment.

>>25139982
If you haven't noticed, I haven't mentioned her at all, although she did post in the previous thread.

You seem pretty obsessed with me, how many months has it been that you've been consistently shitposting about me again?

Keep worshipping me, you faceless cuck.
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>>25139991
I unforntanly left all my thermals out that time it rained and they didn't dry for two days after that, since the weather was no better then next day. But I could prob dry my cloths outside later this week since its been pretty warm lately.
Maybe my pants could stand some sun bleach but I think enough of my shirts have enough and bleach stains.
Someone told me it could be old germ having fun. Who knows the amount of posts he makes would make it seem like he or "she" was a regualr at some point

Its a metropcs(poor man's phone service) HTC Desire 530ish, any phone this company sells they kinda gimp them down. Not the greatest fone but meh

If you want I could upload some episodes for you on mediafire or st, I got the 720p copy so you know its cash. Yeah have you noticed I stopped posting ghost pics? Had my fill of strawman /x/ post for the month

pic is on its way
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Got some good looking sun rise bictures with a mostly clear sky tho there's some decent size rain clouds lounging in the back.
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2/?
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3/$
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>>25140148
This is nice.
Sunrise on the sea is pretty great stuff, but I can't take a picture right now, but I wish I could show some of my surroundings because I think they are more interesting than whatever I have to say. :]
This picture actually put me in nostalgia mode, reminds me of the threads one year ago, seems like that time and this is years apart.
>>25140117
Damn it mang I'm sleepy af, I think heading for a nap, will try replying to this and all the posts prior when I wake up or tomorrow.
>>25140153
I wonder if you ever go /out/ somewhere around LA, must be very comfy in the mountains.
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>>25140158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RA4dcCnbM0

Have a Lett drinking song mate.

>My father was a blacksmith. My father made bars, I sat behind them.
>My father used to be a horseman. He rode horses while I rode girls.

Those lyrics are pretty funny if you can understand them all. BUT TAKE MY WORD THAT THEY ARE GOOD!
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>>25140162
I forgot to mention that I'm drowsy and niggerishy af so it's time I get some sleep. Plus my laundry isn't even dry so I said fuck it.

I hardly get to see the sun reflex of the ripples and waves of our dirty ocean, usually because I hardly go to the beach at a reasonable time. I'd like to see some baltica landscape and forest spirits, Russian yetis, and drunk sailors.
Get a camera off a hot truck from Ivan's

Could be that or all the weather looks the same here, it should be raining here in April. But that's just commiefornia

There's a good number of mt. trails in LA a few are comfy other are the one where hikers get lost or fall to their deaths. The Angeles forest is in the Mt.s behind and those are pretty comfy if your not driving up there
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>>25140198
That's are pretty damn chill drinking song, I now only two lines of lyrics and I still liked the song.

But all right it's time I get to bed, and hopefully this thread doesn't turn back into bad girls club drama hour. . .
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>>25140231
Night, night.

I feel tired of all that shit, but I guess these have to go their full length to whatever conclusion they may.

WE WUZ... I mean, that's a nice Roman chair.
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>>25139927
>"feminine bro"
Youre starting to trigger me, boy. The amount of posts I see about "feminine benis" and "boypucci"
all over this website are starting to get out of hand. Fags need to do their fag shit elsewhere. Also remember that we are on /soc/, youre coming close to summoning these freaks.

>/o/ is the worst place to get redpilled
Why is that? I expect a community full of riced civic drivers shitposting about truck beds to have a fair amount of validity. Plastic screens are really cheap, thats where they have their advantage.

>NJers are angry drivers
I didn't start as an angry driver. I always thought "anger doesnt solve anything, just let them be." Then I started having a real commute, and it just happened. NJ drivers will make you angry, and then you will become an angry NJ driver. There is no way to escape it. Fog isnt a big deal around here, only on certain days does it get really bad. I think heavy fog and rain is the only real situation in which some fucktard should be allowed to do ten under.

>Light flashing is an ancient art
It needs to be brought back. Light flashing is a silent but simple way to increase awareness of your existence to other drivers.
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I took some city photo's but I'm undecided on what to upload to hipstergram, anyone wanna judge and tear me to pieces for my shit composition and such?
>>25139890
>sucking
>cock
What's your rate?
>>25140148
I like this one.
>>25140153
Ish
>>25139881
:0
>>25139794
>>25139787
>>25139755
:00
>>25139341
tfw never gonna be this playa playa gangsta hot homeboy

:'(
y live
>>25137064
pret much
>>25137121
>aggravating noise
i hte it already
>>25136690
fapped furiously.
still needs to moved somewhere else
>>25134145
>god hates you all
truth
>working out
THAT
WAS
THE
JOKE
YOU FUCKING NIght time internet user
>feeding one
Oh?
Ouch?
It...hurt?
>lying
I WILL get a job.
>oven
put head on tray
>built in
pret
>i fucked yo wyfe w/o fucking yo wife bitch
TFW never gonna be this much of a badass
>>25133457
>>25133455
>>25133451
>>25133447
>>25133350
(me)
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>>25141334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5wk-6Mn5s|

I GOT THIS ATTITUDE AT ALL TIMES
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>>25141334
>I took some city photo's but I'm undecided on what to upload to hipstergram, anyone wanna judge and tear me to pieces for my shit composition and such?
And yes, post.
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>>25140469
hahahahahaaha, your just a sheepeople, thinking any woman is capable of being loyal to any man, there all whores:
Kek hows my average /r9k/ view on women? Probably needs more work. But idk family they say traps are better but I never seen the positives, Whats so great about waking up next to man, and having to deal with their mental illness and suicide attempts.
And usually you can say whatever you like here, usually its the weekends where you have to watch what you say since lurkers are active then

>why is that
Because car knowledge can be interpreted by anyone and most car enthusiasts are idiots by nature, so theres always that chance you'll run into someone talking about something they have no knowledge of. Have you ever seen car guys talk about st car related? It always turns into an argument.
The ones I bought came in a three or four pack so those lasted me almost 2 years thankfully

>and before I knew it, I became what I sought out to hate
Sounds like LA drivers, like the exact same thing. The desert town I lived in was a good distance from LA and everyone drives alot slower and calmer so thats what I picked up. Then when I started driving in and out of LA I got way more impatient and little things would piss me off. Theres like a famous thing
LA fgts will do here, if your the front of a red signal light and it turns green. You stay there for more than 1sec someone behind you will honk and or curse you out.

>come back
Well know that I think of it, that'll probably kill someone. Alot of modern cars have those super bright ass headlights now, some of them seem like they should be fucking illegal, I'm getting flashbacks of opposite going traffic blinding me on the freeway. Its usually new lexuses and bimmers that have them

And kek I thought koreans were the ones with bowl faces, or maybe cantonese. Idk but Koreans are stupidly racist but will jump on white cock in a heartbeat
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>>25141334
>anyone wanna judge
Yeah here let me judge your non-exsitant photos real quick. Your friends are on this here bread you fucking faggot not on bitchergram
>I like this one
good now give me your contact info so I can pump and dump you like a proper instagram alpha
>NIght time internet use
more like the other way around, just check the character amount in my posts
its obvious your the night time yuroposter, yuro time is now the worst time to post ITT

I fucked your dog man, now your dumb ass wife is getting fucked by a dag I've already been inside lol
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>>25140469
Lol you need to watch what you say to me kid. Your post picked up a filter on my phone. Wash your mouth out I try to run a clean thread. Stop talking about "kocks"

Keep your posts SFW or I'll ban you like a goldfarmer WoW cock sucking faggot okay cucklord?
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>>25141979
>This post
You what?

>>25141942
>Probably needs work
You need macros with anecdotes about females being mean and shit.

>Car knowledge
That is true about it being interpreted by everybody. Every idiot is a driveway mechanic.

>Got impatient
Goddammit man why do we become the monsters that we hate? My mom is always saying "watch out for other drivers, theyre the ones that will make you crash" yet I am that other driver. God when the semester ends I will be a safe driver again. Until that happens I will be aggressive and shit. That green light shit is caused by texting at stoplights, Ive been guilty of that.

>Opposite blinding lights
That is every night for me driving home. I researched "night driving glasses" and they turned out to be a meme. Is "halogen" a meme, too?

>Koreans have bowl faces
I just found it funny because that picture is from the /chink shit general/ on /g/. It was like an actual chink came in and got all upset at the yellow with huge tits.
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Un
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dos
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tres
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>>25142384
Wait wrong one
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four
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Der, the city and around it photos.
r you happy
come and tear me a butthole
or three
>>25141966
>>25141492
>>25141477
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>>25141966
>alpha
Oh so it WASN'T you crying after you came?
>127
is not trips
what r u gay
>yuro
true, no one here but me
>already been
you bastard, you come here and lick it up
>>25141492
i did
>>25141477
i dig my fingers into my...
>>25140231
tfw never gonna have this talent
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Packing bags *shrug*
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Wrong pic
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https://www.fbi.gov/investigate/white-collar-crime/identity-theft
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>>25142546
She looks like a basic bitch you should step it up
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>>25136690
>>25142546
more?
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On this very date, 14th of April, both in Western and Eastern churhces, we commemorate the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAJ4Be5cMWY
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>>And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit. At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook, the rocks split and the tombs broke open. The bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. They came out of the tombs after Jesus’ resurrection and went into the holy city and appeared to many people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7rVWzIEus
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>>25143196
None from me
>>25143123
Healthy tan
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>>25143477
Who from
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>>25143590
No idea
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>>25143592
Who then
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>>25143597
L8tr
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>>25143597
>>25143590
Stop stealing my oranges.
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>>25143597
You
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Obnoxious but yes I would chat with you. So YES.
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Anxious
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>>25144211
>>25144262
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>>25144641
What now
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>>25125582
Kek he does look a lot like Mel Gibson, just less crazier.

Actually we're not white, we can't be racists according to the sjw's. Yeah I need a drink.

>pull out black metal looking object
>I recite the virgen de Guadalupe prayer as I pull out a hidden handgun
Oh wait...
>fat trap
Ew gross, I mean if you want to be a woman at least out effort into it.
>take that bitch to denny's
Ay lmao, but wtf I don't think I have ever seen one here in N.Y.
>hot water
Might as well nair then.
>that word scares me
Aww why, don't you want a Drawanon jr one day? But now that you mention shitty parents, people should be using protection or abortion. Kids these days are cray.

>super saiyan three
He hasn't ascended to Super Saiyajin God mode...
>smart ppl are night owls
This what a NEET says mister. I might as well since I can't sleep.

>your baiting
B-but I wasn't...
>that turkish anon
Kek, I know who you're talking about, actually haven't seen him in a while. Hopefully he got his gf :')
>fair maiden's scheme
Not even once, I pray everyday not to fall for the evil that is called vagina.
>>25125682
Did when where?

Damn wtf no need for such savage roast ;_;
>>25125736
> <3
</3
>re
Mi
>eggcellent
Sorry I don't celebrate Easter.
>are you now?
Yes, 5 weeks.
>>25125789
You're right, no one really thinks much about. We just look at it like it's a normal event nowadays.
Speaking of hatred, do you hate the people responsible for the attacks? I know it's kinda a loaded question but I am just curious. You don't have to answer it.
>>25125863
Yeah you killed the thread, and i died of abestos lol.
>>25126351
It's funny, all my life living here and I still haven't explored all of N.Y.
I don't live in the city, I used to but now I live in the middle of Long Island. I've been to the Palisades before, one of my mom's fat cousin lives there, and yeah near the Hudson it is awesome actually. I just work in the city sometimes.
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Ideal gf tbqh.

Probably has outstanding personallity, is funny, maybe even smart.
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>>25131880
>>25131884
Can confirm accurate portrayal of beaners.
>>25133835
I will in 3 years...
>>25134092
It was :/
>>25137000
>>25137012
>delicious body
>addicted
Lmao wtf, my fucking face right now kek
>>25137364
>beaner on left, manlet negro on right
Roaches are a city problem and I don't live there and I try to keep my room clean so idk but I heard you aren't supposed to step on them of they are preggers.
>>25137666
NO WTF FIRST JAY GUILES AND NOW THIS. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.
He was young as well damn that's depressing. Have you ever seen the skits he did with Chappelle, those are hilarious.
>>25140148
>>25140153
>>25140158
>>25142384
>>25142388
>>25142390
>>25142393
>>25142397
>>25142402
You call this a sunrise?
>>25144672
You said you would chat no?
>>25144726
Why is she bent over like that?
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>>25144744
You can always count one for a chat or two.

She's bent because she's gf material.
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>when you get out of work early for Good Friday but you're not religious
Ofc no one is here hmph I h8 u guys.
>>25144762
Yay!

Too each their own I guess...what takes precedence when looking for a gf on your own personal decision making, her looks or her personality?
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>>25144795
>Too
I swear I passed Inglish class :^)
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>>25144795
Personality.

Girls can't be ugly.
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Whoa actually (you)s with actually sentences and not just phrases and 1st grade wording.
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Mfw I just heard the police recording of the San Bernardino school shooting, and it was a black guy who shot up the school

Pic not related
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>>25144845
Same as yours, or stark contrast?

Are you generalizing or are you saying that it's your preference?
>>25144856
Joke's on you, I need pre-k speech therapy.
>>25144868
>pic related
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>>25144883
What do you mean shark? Great personality makes my pp tingle.
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>>25144903
Fat girls have great personality, and great appetites.
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>>25144905
If she can sky dive then gg. I do it sometimes.
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>>25144903
Great white or Bull? Jk, but you know like if it compliments you or something. If it's different than you.

Do grils have great personality?
>>25144905
Fuk off and get to writing them yous bruv, can't you see I am having a heart to heart convo wi-with...um... B.J?
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>>25144883
Th-that guy.......He ain't even black. He's obviously some kind of new fangled hybrid Muslim man or just some Indian dude. Niggers don't smile like their happy with their lives.

I bet you don't even "an" before a vowel

>>25144911
Depends what she's sky diving towards, cause you know that could be an act of war.

Bombardments could start a world war
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>>25144918
Yo.......You don't even know me
How do you know I'm not writing them rn with my Amazon Alixia, cause cause I'm rich enough to have one
>BJ
Idk if that's him he would have revealed himself by now........right
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>>25144920
Some girls/women can't reduce weight and weight loss programs never work. To each it's own problem. One can't get pussy, the other cock.

As for me, I'm just not in the box. Going for just about anyone isn't it.
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>>25144918
Woman can.
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Ps. Dont have to lower standards. I'm attracted to 8s and 10s. But personality makes me stay.
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>>25144700
>00
Your a faggot
This trips thread seems to be getting alot of digits, maybe I blessed it with getting 333 in the OP post

Less crazier
Mel is not crazy, your crazy for thinking and then saying that. I bet you have a jew over your shoulder right now telling you what to type huh

More like I pull out handgun you pull out a hell marry, and I start shooting because a catholic priest stole my childhood.
Tell everyone on tumblr that, I made one to dump my drawings and already got followed by some pan-sexual gender neutral "men" who dress like "men" who found girl's clothes in a flaming dumpster
>no
>no denny's
WHAT are you shitt......your not missing out on anything I'm sure you got plenty of better dinners all over the place. Plus denny's changed their hotcake recipe so now they taste like those big brown gross Armenian dinner pancakes
>drawanon jr
Just the phrase scares me, and if I was to have a kid it would have to be a beatiful mixed race baby with another shitskin. I don't want to loss my child when the lights go out.

>Super Saiyajin God
get your new age, nu-male dragon ball z lore out of here. DBZ Super kinda sucks but I guess I'll have to finish it
>NEET says
I bet it was a NEET who predicted 9/11 too but home land security ignored that all
>Hopefully he got his gf :')
Errrrrrrr I've never known anyone who was that desprate to have a gf or hold on to it for more than a month, maybe he can get adopted by a camgirl and live the cuck life
>pray
>everyday
Lol you get on your knees to talk to man god? Not handcuffing yourself to get raped by greek goddess to ask for a camero or trans am

>savage
this thread needs more roasting thru pics, or just more pics in general. Seems like no pics of anons breeds lurkers and lurker posts
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>>25144920
>dark skin
>not black
The denial is strong in you.
>Niggers don't smile like their happy with their lives.
Wow kek, the harsh truth...
>I bet you don't even "an" before a vowel
Yes an I do, you are an retart lol
>>25144925
>Amazon Alixia
Nigga yeah right, if that's the case then I live in a nice fancy apartment in Park ave.
Well yeah, lazy ass punk though. It was the first name I thought of when I was trying to identify the anon lol. I recognize him by wording though, he and I think the one from New Jersey are the new people to join after the regular left. I miss bewds ;_;
>>25144931
Interesting.
I like this anon, can we keep him Afro? I know he is a bit weird but he cool.

I prefer personality also but I would be stump on describing exactly what I lile since it has change over the years.
Physical appearance are just preferences and it's not set in stone so you don't have to look like a certain way. I do love the black hair pale skin combo though, it just gets me everytime.
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>>25144726
This looks like straight up Brazilian scat porn, you can see it the corn she ate in her facial expression
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>>25144980
Can agree on that. Tan lines is my preference which isn't set to stone.
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>>25144989
Brazilians
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>>25144106
Only important post ITT.
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>>25144744
Those gifs just remind me of middle school and all the chunti kids that would act cholo. Also reminds me of going body(punching fgts in the chest) with cholo kids in the restroom
To bad I'd have to go into EAST La to see any real cholos

>beaner on left, manlet negro on right
hey that confrontational, this is how mexicans see themselves in front of a bull.
>city problem
Thats a meme their all over my backyard and the rest of this neighborhood. I thought they shat out their babies? But now that gives me more incentive to step on them in someone else's house

Apparently he was 57, but that could be said that young for a black dude. I'd probably be less sad if his brother died. That faggot made fun of me and is the reason I was called Norbert thru out school
>Have you ever seen the skits he did with Chappelle

Yeah lets see you glorious new england sunrise then mate, hopefully you don't get a smokestack or a fat whop blocking your photo
https://clyp.it/vkn5ruot
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>>25144976
>Your a faggot
Shhh not so loud!
A lot of gets yeah, what kind of Oblivion portal did you open, like half these trips are asking for nudes or related :/

>I bet you have a jew over your shoulder
Oh goyi- I mean guy, I would never a thing! Hehe... *shekeling intensifies*
>catholic priest stole my childhood
Guess we were both dead to begin with.
>tumblr
Link? Wait so the tumblr gender memes are real? Is s-she qt tho?
I'm serious, I haven't seen one where I live, or a Sonic or a Carl Jr's.
>Armenian
May Allah forgive you for uttering such word.
>mixed race baby
You wouldn't have much trouble with that nowadays, right? You have your choices in pic related.
Yeah dude, I lie awake each night hoping I don't here the words " My period hasn't come". Luckily I don't have a gf or sex, luckily...
>I don't want to loss my child when the lights go out.
This fucking guy kek.
>DBZ Super kinda sucks
Hey! Actually you're right, I only saw like the first 2 episodes and thats all. I LIKE DBZ Abridged way better.
>NEET who predicted 9/11
I believe his name was John Titor.
>anyone who was that desperate
Um, have you seen the other threads and boards? Most are neo tfw no gf variations.
>adopted by a camgirl
MissAlice18 please I am available uh I mean yeah what a cuck hehe...
>talk to man god
Well it's like Einstein said, pray to God at least once a day because what if it turns out he is real?
>not handcuffing yourself to get raped by greek goddess
Well shite, sign me up.

I think last time I posted my face was with the makeup kek. I mean it doesn't look much different just my hair long again. And besides, now that you mention lurkers, I don't want them getting my lewds...
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>>25144992
Natural aspects numbnuts, well actually you could argue that but tan lines is more of a fetish to me imo.
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>>25144795
>good friday is a real religious holiday in which you actually get time off from?
This is bullshit and your boss sounds like an evangelical ass faggot who just lost over 32k for letting his work team get off. Why celebrate a day about a breaded nu-male who got kill by a bunch of angry gews and romans

>>25144980
>yeah right
......................well fuck you too then, why can't you let me believe I have nice things
Idk if that pink anon has posted enough to be identified, only reason I know you are you is by the words you insult anons with, and the time you post. And because I'm a mod ;p. But jerseyanon is prob the newest regular now, tho idk why he only talks to me most of the time. He needs to branch out and be loved
I miss to many anons in this damn thread. I should make an old school list

>>25145015
>Brazilians
>Scat
>For
>Porn
Tho I wouldn't mind getting my face pounded by some BR girl's ass like in that dance move
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>>25145045
I forgot the pic, some things never change...
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>>25145019
Not:>>25144905
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Post a better looking girl than this 9/11
>protip: you Kant
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>>25145056
VIET FUCKING SHITS.

I just woke up, just fuck my sleeping cycle up. It's 2:43.

>>25145061
Is it really a girl, anon?
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>>25145061
Actually nevermind, just found out she is half Mexican and half Palestinian so idk which is worse, that she can decapitate my head, or blow me up :/
>>25145075
Yes she is girl, sad that no fem penis though.
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>>25145079
So she is a girl ( woman )? Are you sure? ARE YOU SURE SHE WILL STILL BE A BIOLOGICAL FEMALE EVEN AT THE POINT OF ENTRY?
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*approaches thread*
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>>25145048
However you want to put it lol
>>25145052
Roleplay
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>>25145045
>>25145048
YOUR A FGT GOD HATES YOU, how much do you charge for a rim and cum dump job? Shhhhhh I'm a church pastor don't tell my wife or my gf
Kek Oblivion gates, best way to describe all the "delicious bod" posts. I'm just a witness, glad I had nuffin to do with any drama

Let me just test you: when is the best time and cheapest time to restock on bagels?
>dead
he told me I'd be more alive then I ever would feel. Tho if I did get raped it would have been by a pastor at bible camp since we gud christians over here
>link
But I don't want you to see all my bondage gifs and diaper posts of me in them
https://sgt-muff-dawg94.tumblr.com/

I get theres no sonics, since thats more of a sun-belt state thing. But whats the deal with Carl Jr's, I thought they were called hardey's on the east coast, but then again carl jr's cost a grip now and makes me shit bad
>forgives
maybe allah should have to forgive us for letting such ppl cook

Lol that pic is hilarious, tho I'd only shoot for the middle column, and NO I don't not want to put my jizz in a white woman. She'll just kill me in my sleep for insurance or something crazy. You know.....just saying, traps don't have periods ;p
Why are asian women in the front in picrelated. Their flag should just be "looking for a white man" to pay my bills
>muh muh animations
I think I'm on the 5th episode, just seems like their trying to hard to continue the story, and holy cow those animations too
>tfw no gf
theres still threads like that. I just thought it was "weeb erp", "jack off buddy", "ERP", and "kik" shit
>MissAlice18
lo fucking l, I'm fucking laughing from this one. Some day ish some day, just wait for her to hit 36
>what if it turns out he is real?
then I have 19+ years of backprayers to make before he kills me

Lol wasn't that holloween of last year? Where has the time gone? But kek yeah you better watch out they use the archives. Or they'll confuse you as a girl
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>>25145126
>roleplay
You need to study before your play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtbHNums_yc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh3zoqxZUUg

I think I found out how I want to die, can some aggressive BR girls just adopt me already?
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>>25145061
Thats either an italian girl or some dude who had a supporting family to transgen
Who could have guessed the 20tens would be so confusing

>>25145075
Mark Wahlberg doesn't give a shit how young some veitcong gook is. Thats why he beat some vietnamese guy so hard his eyeball came out in the 80s
http://defamer.gawker.com/here-are-other-crimes-mark-wahlberg-needs-pardoned-1668011058
Yeah I still remember marky mark
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>>25145030
Fucking Mexicans, always trying to act tough to everyone. I didn't have many Mexicans when I went to school ironically enough. We had Salvadorians, which were worse imo.
>see themselves in front of a bull
Thanks to out Spaniard forefathers we learned how to handle bulls.
Wait really? I have had no roaches were I live, only one time and that's because it hitchicked with us one time we went to the city.
Yeah something like that, but stepping on them doesn't kill all the babies so some survive and still in your home.

I think Eddie Murphy is 56? And didn't both of them make Norbit? Honestly like that movie though kek.

>implying I live in th city
I will if I wake up tomorrow and feel like going outside.

>that link
Kek man idk it's like saying I watched the George Lopez show.
>>25145052
Relax homie, I only left like half hour early because I was done sheesh. My boss is Catholic but the guy that does the estimates at the office is Jewish, so there's that.
HE WAS SON OF GAWD HE HAD THE MAGIKS AND SHIEEET
>why can't you let me believe I have nice things
Cuz then you would have to believe me?
Think he posted getting drunk before not sure, but the cryptic posting from him is more or less the same.
Kek, I have to change my style now, have to be anonamoose! I used to post way more before but I decided to focus on my life which is why I don't post as often. A lot is happening but I can't work and worry the whole time, now it's playtime.
>I'm a mod
Fuck, let me turn on my proxies.
You're comfortable that's why, and that's the problem we always had. When new people try to come no one took notice. Not worth blaming each other now, at least these threads are still kicking.
>I should make an old school list
Do it.
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>>25145164
I'm a good student lol :)
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>>25145082
I'm not sure and I don't want to check. I heard that women are these things called succubi and drain the most important thing men have that womens don't; intelligence.
>>25145126
You know exactly where I want to put it.
>>25145181
Italians are darker m8. That is an actual gril wth why no one believe me? She is half Mexi half Palestien tho so no good genetically ;_;
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>>25145209
I have an enormous penis so not really sure where.
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>>25145181
He hasn't done anything wrong my friend.
>>25145209
You gay son? Homosex forbidden in mother Russia,
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>>25145182
>>25145030
Also meant to post this pic with the reply fuck me
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>>25145182
>Salvadorians
We only had a few of them then, but they were the minority compared to mexicans so of course they weren't that obnoxious. But goddamn going body was stupid as fuck, don't ruin your chest ish
Best way to deal with a bull is just let it ride your daughter till its tired ;O
Idk why theres so many here I'm sure the heats adds to it. And the fact thats theres so many cracks in ground from earthquakes its perfect for them. I once saw a herd of dickbugs in my lawn going towards my lemon tree. gross and weird
Than thank god they don't come into my house, no idea why they don't but guess they don't like niggers. Its like stepping on a spider with kids

Charlie was the older brother but idk by how many years. Then I think charlie was 59, cause I was shocked on how old he was. I like Norbit too, but I still get flashbacks from middle school

I think I had a hispanic friend who didn't watch george lopez, tho he was probably lying

>Catholic boss
>Believes the christain belief that jesus died in april not december
whoa color me impressed

It wasn't majic, I didn't tell you this but it was all pcp, theres a reason its called angel dust
We can just lie about both our lives, I'm sure thats how the horny weeb threads work
Well shit I didn't even know he posted here, thats good cause these are still his threads. I'm not even sure if I want to keep OP'in, not even sure if if BJ like me either.
If you change it idk how you expect me to throw (you)s at you, I don't even think pious knows its you. Playtime and life working can be a balanced act. Tho I need to start getting my life back on track tbqh
>my proxies
your face and mfw you need a 4chan pass to have any fun anymore
Not my fault I try not to ignore ppl, but that is the problem ITT. But you need to tell those lurkers to stop blaming ppl over "fabled lewds" this joke is getting old

>>25145209
Mexi half Palestien
how tha fuck do those two even meet? I feel bad for her paletein side
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>>25145216
Wait what are you talking about. So lewd...
>>25145226
Uber gay, luckily I don't live there.
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>>25145226
Lel thats something any veitnam vet would say, at least the ones who didn't sell out and get a gook wife
>I need to stop saying gook so much if we want new asian friends in here

>>25145244
fuck your dubs and fuck those Argentinian faggots who think their actually yuro in any way
Alright yall I have to bounce unfortunately, something came up and now I have to hang out with real physical friends.......I know right
Keep the bread alive, you don't need me to have fun
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>>25145248
Why are you not mother Russia my frend? ;_;
>>25145250
YOU MEAN KOREANON?
He is a honorary white, but I call him gook all the time, haha arr rook the same to me.
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>>25145248
I'm English bad sorry lol :)
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>>25145250
My dubs are of great quality my friend.
>Argentinian faggots
I'm pretty sure they are Peru"anus".
Kek I was about to shower and masterba-uhm mastercate in a bit before I went to bed :/
>hang out with real physical friends
Normie senses are tingling.
Have fun, bish.
>>25145257
I have not been blessed the life of eternal drunkeness, fabulous trackwear, and powerful squat positions ;_;
>>>/wsg/1638531
>>25145264
How is England, I like inglish bois.
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Lmao this one is beautiful >>>/wsg/1638363
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>>25145280
I'm from Quebec Canada
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>>25145280
Your squat form is weak, I can already sense your inferior Achilles tendons from here. Shame on your boyo, shame.

It's snowing rn, what the fug.
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>>25145289
This is actually funny kek.
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Had snack and clean, now rest. C ya.
>>25145311
Do you speak Canadian french?
>>25145320
Oi leave me and my squats alone. I had my tendons cut out to avoid being immobile.

Snow is pure and white.
>>25145329
It really is.
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>>25145405
I'm Canadian from Canada
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>>25145405
Sorry my Pakistani friend. :]

It is, but it will melt soon enough, at least I hope it will because I want to swim already ffs.
>>25145596
Canadian... from Canada? What a coincidence.
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>>25145061
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>>25144744
>You call this a sunrise?
YOU
are my sunshine
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>>25145596
So what do you speak, Canadian or American?
>>25145639
>Pakistani
I don't always buy watermelons, but when I do check it's quality on my tabla.
Speaking of Indians, their woman are more manly than them kek.
>pic related
>waiting for snow to melt
>not swimming in subzero temperatures to promote healthy blood circulation
>>25145805
>eyebrows are not done properly
>short eyelashes
>big glossy eyes indicating she partakes in illicit drug use
>no armpit hair
2/10 youre waifu a shit
>>25145807
>are my sunshine
*tears start swelling up* I t-thought y-y-you didn't f-feel the same way...

I still have about a hour before the sun comes out here :/
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>>25145136
GODS
NOT
REAL
Normally I charge extra for light kinky stuff, but for you I might go free ;)
I promise your God I won't tell them.
Delicious bod my ass, she is fat as hell lel.
That's probably the smart thimg you did.

Ah fuck I heard this one before, best time would be when they make the bread Monday morning but cheapest would be using the leftovers from Friday. Or something like that I forget, guess I'm not Jew phew.
>more alive
When he hits your prostrate eh?
>bible camp
Kek that's were all the kinky shit goes down, like having sex with the handicap girl and ditching her when you're about to get caught.
>https://sgt-muff-dawg94.tumblr.com
Lmao you weren't joking, I remember the one with the horse standing up and the transformers though. It's cool that you are still doing this.

Idk man, probably if I went upstate or down to Pennsylvania I would find them, but here it's all about Macass and fake mexican food.
Allah we is sorry.

>shoot for the middle column
*raises katana* as long as you don't touch my asian waifus.
>kill me in my sleep
I'm pretty sure every woman would do that and it's better than getting a castration while asleep :0
>traps don't have periods
That is why dickgirls are the superior women.
>Why are asian women in the front
Because they are the best duh.
>looking for a white man to pay my bills
Fuck, nevermind can't do both of those, guess I will go to Thailand instead.
>those animations
It reminds of how Spongebob is now, more brighter and a bit cleaned up and less entertaining.
>ERP
I was generalizing the whole website but now that you mention that, I don't understand that at all. Is it just role play with more autism?
>to hit 36
Might as well fuck my grandma, but no lie though something about her makes my peepee get bigger, maybe cuz she is french and a virgin?
>19+years of backprayers
You have enough days for that before WWIII starts!

Kek yeah Halloween. Down the drain unfortunately.
>they'll confuse you as a girl
Um, about that...
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>>25145805
O wow, I doubt she posts here
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>>25145247
Cali is like Little Mexico, the U.S thought they took something good when we took those lands from the dumbass Mexis, but it turned out far worse kek.
Salvadorians here have that "wez the M.S 13 ganga pendejos" mentality. Luckily the Salvis I made friends with were the autistic social outcast like me so I was never in danger kek.
Like 2 days ago they just killed 4 guys near one of my sister's school though so...
>going body
Man, any little touch back then would've send me flying over the wall.
>let it ride your daughter
Thanks for reminding me to never have one.
Something about them liking dark moist crevices.
>dickbugs
What? You grow lemons, what about apples and oranges?
>guess they don't like niggers
Roaches can survive a nuclear war, but they wouldn't live a day in the hood.
It's probably the cleanliness of where you are, the less breeeding grounds you leavw them the better.
>stepping on a spidee with kids
Kek I have seen that gif before.

Yeah I guess, it sucks tho. He was the lesser known Murphy but still funny. Flashbacks kek, you should get therapy.

>he was probably lying
He sure was because I was too ay, I only watched it a few times but I can't remember anything about it.

>when Christians believe Jesus was born in December
It's like they don't read the Bible huh?

>angel dust
New historical discovery! What you don't not know about Jay Zeus might shock you!
>horny weeb threads work
No wonder, ok I will start first. I'm a straight 6'2" male, nice to meet you.

Not his thread when he decided to not post?! Everyone just got busy I think, most of us are mid 20's almost and still trying to find out what to do in life, I know I am.
>not even sure if BJ like me either
Kek me too, I think it has something to do with skin color...jk.
I mean we were having decent chats before you knew it was me so it's fine lol.
>balanced act
Yeah I was just going to post during the late evenings then it went to weekends then it went weeks and months without posting
Tbc
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>>25145247
>>25146451
Fuck the longposts are starting again, pls shorten it :/

Anyways before I rudely interrupted myself, I feel like it's a good thing knowing I can control myself when it comes to slacking off.
>I need to start getting my life on track
You have to sooner or later, but then who will keep these threads alive?
>4chan pass
Can you gift me one? I am about to move and I haz no monies ;_;
Yeah I know it's not your fault, I will talk to them and offer my body as sacrifice.

>feel bad for her paletein side
Wow rude.
Idk how they even met but probably her mom's taco won her dad's heart over.
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Ended up staying up to late and cooking a steak and baked potato. Started the baked potatoes way to late so picrelated is only me and my john wayne diet. Took almost 30 mins for backed potatoes to cook, and another 2 minutes to eat said baked potatoes

How many more times can I say baked potato? Well until I hit that plug limit and get paid by the baked potato company, and receive my baked potato wife and they stop holding my baked potato gf for ransom
>Thread hits 446 posts
>Thread is 11 days old
I feel like this thread was alive for way longer than it should have been. But I can't really tell what makes a good and bad thread anymore, seems likes its doing alright but springbreak trust fund babies might be the cause of this. JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE THAT i BLOG ABOUT ON MY TUMBLR
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>>25142384
>>25142402
Holy cow is everything there made of the same brownish boring brick there? I'd seriously think about killing myself and or drinking everyday for the rest of my life and hang out with friends.
Even tho that I drink and do drugs with them, I'm as shallow, cracked, weathered, and alone just like the architect in your town.

I just wanted to make you feel depressed, enjoy the post
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>>25142397
Spppppeeeeeeeezzzt
Turn up the contrast in this so the god rays on the right are more legible, just some advice from old dony.......I mean drawanon

>>25142407
>crying after you came?
Only thing that cries when I cum are my abs bro, and they only weep tears of power. But does your mom count as a cryer?
She usually whales about some dumb shit afterwards, idk I'm always asleep. She also cries like I bitch when she runs into my sleep punches too
>127
Uhhhhh don't your mean:
>966
>but me
comes back to the thread minutes after a chat storm
no one the chat with
Now you know how I feel all the time, mfw still no west coat regular to chat with in my timezone

>lick up
how can you lick something thats already been swallowed?
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>>25142022
Lol whoops linked the wrong anon to that post, and its too late to repost it cause i forgot the meaning and the joke has gone stale

>r9k macros
I'll probably just need a pic of elliot rogers and a group of basic normie women laughing at him and we got ourselves a new banner

>driveway mechanic
I'd take that statement and say even an idoit can become a sidewalk mechanic, I see alot of that over here with all these crowded house holds. Tho I live on a hill with 15degree'ish slope and some people still jack their cars up.
I like the diameter and solid shape of my head thank you

>why
maybe its the fact that we're sitting behind a 400lb chunk of metal that could kill or maim a person. And the fact that all it takes is a press of a pedal probably gets ppl excited and anxious. Its funny cause if you get stuck in traffic and it was an accident that caused it, most
folks will say something like, "you better be fucking dead causing all this traffic". Its like we go primeval when driving

>HD glasses for when you drivin
Kek that sounds like another "as seen on TV" product probably not even worth the $19.99 price tag. If I remember right theres a product of headlights that are meme worthy. Holgen lights are the most common headlights I wouldn't day their memes, unless LED or Xenon lights came up with something new
But yeah its those LED lights that fucking blind me, I need to call my congressman

>made cuz your tits ain't big like mine
He was probably made cause all the plastic surgery it looked like she had. Daily reminder koreans have the most cosmetic surgery done, even moar than thailand. Just food for thought if you run into some wide eye korean girl
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>>25146417
>>25146451

>light kinky stuff
WELL GEEEEEEZ I didn't know I was uptown looking for classy hookers. Just suck my butt good lawd. What if my God was a okey with some butt privateering?
Kek you sound like /tv/ saying who's fat and who isn't. Like that ghost in the shell meme. Tho I still like to know how all this drama exploded.

Looks like you........passed the the Jew test. A real Jew would say after or before pass over.
>get caught
More like handicap girl gets caught raping me, as I break down and cry about all the rascal remarks she made towards me during that ordeal.
At at least you remember some of those drawings that's all that matters, I'm still trying to keep it up.

I heard the Mexican food on the east is really bad, idk if I can really live without mexi-food tbqh. Idk how you live with no mexi-food tbqh. Kys
>traps superior
Yeah and all you have to put up with is anal bleeding and lip hair in your mouth
>Thailand meme
Then you'll be dealing with, "pay my college bills while I still hooker" and "pls give me money so I can help my *sick* mother". Or lol like my friends brother navy friend did.
>go get thai hooker
>thai hooker says vag doesn't feel right
>you fuck asshole instead
>be a gay navy boi after that

Damn I haven't watched a new SpongeBob in a while, tho I know exactly what your talking about, they should have left the Z balls dead but I'll still watch it even tho it makes me yell at the tv.
>more autism
Pretty sure that's it, with the bonus that the girl your taking to is 45 yo dad
>French virgin double vinaigrette
Look at this diverse fgt

Its the curse of the Mehikians alright, and it's not like everything in this state doesn't have a Spanish name either.
Glad I never got into the "we gangsta" fad, was too busy hanging out in the multicultural werido group for that.

Thanks MS13 now I can deal coke in front of that school.
>flying
Well you'd hit the tile ceiling before that, I was a chubbster back then
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>>25146451
>cervix still in tack
It's either your daughter becomes a nu-age slut, or she gets nothing at all. Do you want a loser of a daughter tho?

Bitch ain't nobody got time for apples and oranges, besides idt you can grow oranges in this climate
>ghetto ants would rather stay outside than live in big Larry's crib
Already says alot, I say having no roaches in the yard would be a plus. But I'm saving money feeding this lizard so can't complain.

I've seen real life spidee shit, it's not buneo at all, fgt as sipdieres

Mfw the Murphy brother who got caught with a tranny hooker is still alive.
>10 things you didn't know about holy man Jesus that might shock you.
Turns out it was an ad
>6'2
Ohhhhh hello there, I'm mentally unstable and will tell myself your my bday after one convo

I don't want to call them "my" theses sounds like I'm full of myself. But true true about BJ and age, mid 20s is that "what am I really going to do" phase.
It's that point that filters out manchilds and adults, idk where I am rn
>mfw bj ignored almost all my posts, black on black crime?
........nigga I knew it was you the second you postedaded

Slacking off is one of the only childish things adults have left, nothing wrong with that. Even gay fgts need a break. And kek I want to be able to go to work, come home and shitpost.
At some point someone will have to take the touch.....Soon what if I end up kill?
>Gift me
>No monies
Nigga that shit is like $20......To post without captcha and stuff.

Pls set them straight, or just fake a lewd of you and say it's Hindi lol
>rude
I take that back, that girl is prob from LA, there's a good number of palerabs here. Must have been something special about that taco, she's prob a squirter ;'p
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>>25146645
>>25146678

And Bam look at that, replied to all of this on the shitter in the phone. And shrunk those long posts. Seems like all those posts with Swede are paying off

Alright I was going to finish the rest but it's way too late, I'll finish those and the webmaster I was going to make for tomorrow

Got knight
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Heres something to help chill out your night, morning, or mid day or whatever the fuck your living in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eRt2NHL2PU
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>>25146682
>this cat
lel
>>25146577
>Turn up the contrast
hyper
>draw
you use tumblr
plz follow me
>abs
i bet you can't even afford a six pack
>run into sleep punches
kek
>don't you mean
i know what i gon and dun ya dun nuffin ner
>all the time
just stay up to catch the slow stream
>how
wait a few hours
>>25146569
>brownish boring brick there?
Yes.
Yes it is.
>>25146569
>killing myself
Yes.
>>25146569
>and hang
Yes.
>>25146569
>I just wanted to make you feel depressed, enjoy the post
No.
>>25146425
Me too, anon. Me too.
>>25146364
>I t-thought y-y-you didn't f-feel the same way...
I don't.
HHAHA, PRANK'D
>about an hour
go to a beach and dry hump the whales
>>25146364
>2/10 youre waifu a shit
Do you think she's pretty?
>>25145596
>I'm Canadian from Canada
:o
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Kinda looks like a nuclear bomb going off, who ready for Koreanon's country to strike?
>>25146563
Why the big knife and looking away from camera?
>>25146682
You can see that chicken channeling it's dinosaur heritage, wtf.
>when the cock too fierce for the pussy
>>25147191
>HHAHA, PRANK'D
am kms
>dry hump the whales
What if I get wet?
>Do you think she's pretty?
Yeah actually, that's why I hate her ;_;
>>25146716
>>25147191
I came with the force of 1000 suns.
>pic related
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>>25146645
>classy hookers
What paradox is this? Do you mean escorts, if so you need to be ready to drop a couple grand my dude.
>butt privateering
I would imagine he is ok with it, he put the g-spot up the butt right?
>ghost in the shell meme
Ah man, I didn't watch that movie yet and I never will now.
>exploded
Well she is an Islam so something was bound to explode.

>passed the Jew test
And I'm not even circumsized yay! They keep the same bread the whole year what...
>raping me
Nope wrong, women are incapable of rape. You lied, off to chemical castration with you!
>I'm still trying to keep it up
I'll jerk it a few times to keep it up of I have to.
>Mexican food on the east is really bad
I mean the taste is average but nutrient wise yeah it's like fast food lol. Now that I ate authentic beaner food when I went on vacation last year I can say that the difference in taste is huge.
>no mexi-food
We live in the U.S.A fgt, we only eat in the top tier gourmet restaurants like McDonalds and New Panda garden, fuk off.
>kys
Ok 100%
>Thailand meme
Huh how would that happen, you're not asking to marry them. Are you muslim?
>y'all at the tv
That's pretty much the whole episode kek. I heard that the voice actors would black out for yelling too long.
>diverse fgt
It's 2016 bruh, we're not limited to our own races anymore, we got the choice of ethnic buffet plate at our hands now!
>curse of the Mehikians
Only way to break it is to offer blood sacrifice to the sun again.
>multicultural werido group
Kek same here, see that's the beautt of this country. It's gives us the opportunity to meet different cultures and people and hate them even more :/
>tile ceiling before that
Ragdoll physics lol
>chubbster back then
Really?
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>>25146678
>loser of a daughter
I'll do what India does and just throw her im the Ganges River. Problemo solved.

>nobody got time
But apples is good for the nice poops and oranges is nice for the no sicks?
Whay do you mean the climate, is it cold or hot?
>lizard
I've seen Bull frogs devouring roaches, kinda want to see the lizard eat now lol.
>fgt as sipdieres
Don't make me whip out the Spidey derailment folder punk.
>caught with a tranny
Um wat
>Turns out it was an ad
No duh, why do you think they're so persistent?
>your my bday
I don't think this was a lie...

To tell you the truth it's really no one's threads, he just put some form of organization since it was usually the same people in the rate thread talking. Also not the first time there was something like this, it's just been the longest running as far as I can tell.
>phase
Idk tbqf, as long as one is somewhat content in their life it shouldn't be much worry at the present time.
>black on black crime?
No it's white people's fault #whiteprivelege.
>knew it was you
That's because I let you know it was me ya retart. I could easily hide my power level and stealth mode this stage (:<

>Even gay fgts need a break
-__-
Yeah you right tho. Just banking on what I plan to do works so I can be a bit more relaxed.
>what if I end up kill?
Can I have your computer then?
> $20
>thinks I can spare money currently
I can't even afford toilet paper, I've been using baby wipes (master race).
>captcha
The one I had prior had muslims in the background?!

I bet I have a better body than that sloot ayy lmao. The only thing I have to seriously say though is that she is the one who has to clear away the confusion or else it won't end.
>from LA
I think she is a Canadian from Canada. Oh snap refugees welcomed in California kek.
>she's prob a squirter
Like limon or salsa verde or what did you mean by that...
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Hmm what's this in the sky? It's morning but the "moon" is still visible? UFO? Weather balloon? Skinwalker?
/x/ worthy or nah?
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N-nani?!? Masaka omai nande daiyou!??!
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Me at 4 years of age.
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>>25148144
Here you have a classic text book case of plasma kinetic formation cased by some swamp gas in the air, nothing to worry about. (intensely dials on nokia phone and stares deeply at you)
Y-you got any family near by anon?
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>>25147997
This is gay
ur gay

Are you trying to one up every other photo ITT or something? I bet you weren't even trying with this one. My nigga Brit is going to kill you for shitting on his instafag photos, just you watch

But picrelated is the most fundamentally damning evidence of the unexplained: Reminder Viewer Discretion Is Advised
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>>25147191
Your pic is just another classic tumblr whore, omg look at that makeup. Whats she trying to "make up" for? A dick instead of a vagvag?
2/10 would not impregnate with a 20 ft pole
>Turn up the contrast
>hyper
Hahahahahahaah XD so funny your funny
But did you do it yet?
>plz
I only follow ppl who gape for a living bruv sorry. Better yet you follow me so I look popular
>can't afford
can't afford something I was born with? Go drink some more stout and lose your hair saxon
>kek
she can't take a hit then why is she smoking my weed all day time?
slut
>wait a few
Can't shit out a protein unless you got a shitty immune system

>no
hahahahahahahaha you replied to it so hahahahahahahahahahahaah OMG I'm so fuckin L33T its sad
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>>25147997
>why
FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL OF IT.......THE SEXUAL THRILL MAH GUY

Thats a standard steak knife, it just looks big. Don't be jealous tho the tip of that whole set broke off cause their tho cheap ass knives convicted criminals sell door to door
>dinosaur heritage
heres the closet thing we have today to the fabled nuggetsouior rex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1noTOX8We0c

ju-just think of all the pollo asada from on of these monsters, you'd probably have offer the alpha rooster your child to eat one of his hens
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>>25148237
>Here you have a classic text book case of plasma kinetic formation cased by some swamp gas in the air, nothing to worry about. (intensely dials on nokia phone and stares deeply at you)
Sounds legit...
>Y-you got any family near by anon?
Yeah, they're all over the U.S lol.
>>25148260
>ur gay
Uraguay

No fgt that was the only one that came out good sheesh. It can't be helped that I am a natural fotographer and that my camera is good :^)
Let him do something, I'll just go to his country and get welfare and protection laws eh.
>>25148309
>he cuts his meat like a lady
>he doesn't eat it raw and whole
And I thought I was the sissy.

>that one chicken taking a shit
Kek

Hold on, you don't eat the roosters as well?
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>>25148081
Only one term for blacks and about three for asians
BASED
Good, whites don't need to know what jiggabo means, they can stay ignorant
>drop a few grand with a woman whoes a class A bitch
b-bu-but I payed you the amount of a honda civic? I just want the gf experience

I'm a honorary desi senpai, the g-spot is every where. Its even in the huge ball of pubes that hides my small dick
>I never will now
I heard there was some dumb twist they made at the end, and apparently the final edit was dumbed down "cus muh audiance no understand" so yeah
Kek it was bound to happen one day, how do we know she was in isi'al the entire time. Isi'al loves women...

>not even circumsized
oh yeah could have just asked that question, all well guess I'm not qualified either, oh shit its passover rn!!!!!
>Nope wrong
>your wrong nope
>wrong
So wait all that jav was a lie? what else have I been lied to about? But get your cis agenda thinking out of here
>I'll jerk....that chicken
just a reminder that someone will fap to a drawing I've made on day

Taco bell is NOT authentic beaner food, its just something drunk white ppl think of so drunk white ppl can ea. Tho theres a meme here that all the mexi-food tastes the same. Its kinda true but I think its cause they get there meat from the same places. But I'll take that over artful "salmon" fish tacos
>New Panda
anything with panda or Mc gives me instant diarrhea. Why tho, why

Jesus I always wondered how they even get those sound bites of them "charging up" for 5 minutes straight. Inb4 all the DBZ actors die of lung trama when they get older. That damn show is made for yelling, they use so much useless dialogue and still shots so they can end an episode.
Idk how I waited a whole week as kid for the next episode, goes for alot of anime.
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>>25148330
All over the country you saw.......*CURRRRZZZZZZ*(Thats a 10-4 start the operation, says their all over the counrty idk what that means he's prob high)
>welfare and protection laws
hey I'm black, I'm not english. Nigga let me get some of that too. I "promise" I'll go to school or work or whatever and not sell pot in my trainers on the east end of london
Well I got a pic for you fgt, so deal with that

>Eating it raw and uncut
hey you said it not me essay

They say rooster meat is usually rough and dry, but kek I heard theres a technique to eating them thats pretty current to the times
>get young rooster
>cut balls off(or whatever they have)
>let grow till a good eating age
>no ball juice will turn rooster to a sissy
>meat will be as tender and jucy as a hen
Bam I'm Guy Fieri and this is how you make cumdumpster jerked chicken
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>>25148144
Fuck your pic and your dubs kiddo
Look at my ufo, its perfect. I'm perfect

And shit I'm going to be in and out of posting, I have to help cook some Easter food stuff, I'll try to finish that last (you) in between all this alright ish
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>>25148427
OH MAH GAWD IS THE SAME ONE I SAW THIS MORNING. I have my tinfoil hat on and glasses of water all over my room ready.

Lol have fun making and eating dinner. I'm going to have a quick snack and booze and answer your posts before bed.
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>>25148457
>>WAIT YOU MEAN WE TOOK A PIC OF THE SAME MOON???? DUNNA NUHHNA NUHHHNA DIGH DIGH, BOOOOOO BEEEEEEE BOOOH BOOOO BEEEEEE BOOOH
I thought I captured planet X or whatever the new dumb astronomy meme is rn. I remember some grille I was crushing on before believed that planet X thing. Almost all my want vanished that school day....almost

Kek I think scary movie 3 ruined this movie for me, I'm waiting for charlie sheen to come over with his AIDS and open up hurssey kisses on their heads
>eating
its Saturday lad, none of this shit is going to eaten till Jesus's bday. Just cut up a bunch of string beans and green onions, but fuck my eyes hurt I thought I built a resistance to choppin onions by now
Wish I wasn't such a broke faggot this week so I could by some booze, maybe the liquor store mang will take my 10 rolls of pennies
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>>25146583
>New banner
Ay dude put it together right now. Let the fresh idea inspire grand memes.

>Jacking a car on a slope
Do they use chalks or blocks or anything or do they just rely on the e brake?

>Primeval when driving
I don't know what causes that. Most people can have sane and rational problem solving when outside of driving, but when they get behind the wheel its fuckin caveman mode. I have dealt that out and received it.

>As seen on tv
Oh there have been plenty "hd glasses" on the commercials. They all use these fake as shit "samples" that just involve a ton of video editing. Dont write your congressman about LED lights, cali doesnt need more regulation.

>Koreans have most cosmetic surgery done
The problem with asians is that theyre all ugly until they get surgery. They got bangin fuckin bodies though because they don't indulge like us amerimutts do. Asian girl at work has a great body but her face is just about busted. Goddam shame, man.
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>>25148081
>>25148136
Couldn't fit some shit in the last post, sue me desu

>we got the choice of ethnic buffet
You can change genders, soon even races. Thats one thing thats nice about merica, you could hang out with anyone as long as your not a crazy. You get to learn about their culture and learn how to insult them too
that so hard to believe mom? I'll post some pic of me as a nigglet in new bread
>no sicks
But you can get the same effect from a lemon, but wait apples are good for shits?
>now
tha wait is over.......
>Spidey derailment
Whooooooa whoa whoa, you don't have to do that, thats an OP's worse nightmare
https://zhiphopcleveland.com/4452707/transvestite-sues-eddie-murphy-for-1-2-million/
>bday
oh thanks phone, thats was suppose to be bf

If its organized then it can be ran by anyone, its the people's thread. Tho theres only a few ppl who care for it. Idk what happened, soc use to have alot of chat breads all on different topics. Now its just us and lurkers
I think I'm content with alot of things, not happy about it but I can thrive on a shitty situation
>#whiteprivelege
yah, yeah your right. white ppl are the reason I eat kids
>hide
>power level
Hahaha ur funny lmao
I bet you thought I was a grille just now

If you can set some doable goals in everyday situations, and complete them that'll usually keep you sane. Some folks think they can be rich and famous in a heartbeat and lose themselves, like sugar babies kek
>Can I have
errrrr maybe depends on what porn you like
and if you like loud ass cumputer fans
>baby wipes
wait.......thats genius thats not even a bad thing. Those could clean the deepest crack
>seriously say
Thats the same thing I thought too, I still chat with her. Tho its been less seen "health shit",got a feeling she lied when I asked but idk. But its a duo problem p. and h. both started.

Kek how does salsa verde squirt? Bitsh you know what I meant. And california takes all even (you), why do you think trump is so mad at us
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>>25148761
>grand memes
when the next banner contest anyways? That'll be the best time to do it

>chalks or blocks
I've seen ppl use chalks usually the guys who know what their doing. Some use blocks, some just relay on the jack cuz they stupido. I don't like gambling with that shit you won't see me doing that

>what causes us to transform
Idk if even people on horse back got that angry and upset as we "modern" car drivin folks get. Maybe its got something to do with the height of sitting in car, you get a few feet off the ground and you see yourself as kang of the road.

>samples
idk how commericals of any kind get away with that shit. Like how product A cleans better than product B, but the only way to show you is with 3D footage of them whipping a mess up. Nissan did the same thing, all their commercials the cars were 3D models and doing crazy shit.
Did I say in the last post that polarized glasses might be good for blocking out headlights? Idk but now I did. And kek there nothing more threatening than a gay ass ar-muh-15 with a 10 round magazine, thanks cali


What a curse, thats what happens when.......acually I don't know what happens lol. Maybe they need to watch out who they have kids with, their already picky af why not just marry ppl in your range? Oh wait they already do that, thats why china and japan have the most single men
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Easter.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrUoK_TvVa8

drunk
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>>25149190
Drinking on the day Jesus Christ was ressurected is an assured way to hell.
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I was working on the new macro, and since its jesus's second bday today, it wouldn't be right if I didn't include him and his choice "followers"
Its pretty late so I'll finish it tomorrow morning, heres your premium preview in jpg form(very rare)

If you want to get in the macro(I don't care who you are{lurkers I'm looking at you}regular poster or not). Get a pose of your face.....in here......right now.........

Theres still three open faces, but if your too cool for that, you do you I guess
>Christus meruit declinamus a morte Pascha Felix

>>25149682
Jose was probably drunk as fuck per-crusifixtion and post-crusifixtion. Hell he was most likely white girl drunk the whole time he preformed those "miracles"
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>>25149884
I really like this OC my frend. :]

I wish I could be drunk af myself since I have relatives here and they are only leaving tomorrow and tbqh it's bit crowded.
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>>25149884
Holy christ come one google translate........
>Christus meruit declinamus a morte Pascha Felix
Calling away from death Happy Easter

Its suppose to be:
>christus fecit omnia iniuriam et meretur diu mortem, Felix

How do the russians at Yandex have a better translator than us, the americans!? Fucking lazy ass faggots at sillicon valley too busy trying to perfect tender. bookmarked tha fuck out of yandex translate, trump......fite me

>>25149895
Kek you only like it cause your profile is in it looking comfy af

You could still get a little bit buzzed while their still there. I'm sure you'll won't be the only drinking tonight(?). Best way to deal with crowds of ppl is being a little bit liquored up, amkes you forget how annoyed you are
>habent benedixit diei, iudaeus
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>>25149682
what if we're in hell now
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Fell asleep kek. Found this in my neigbor's yard. Smells funky and feels off.
>>25148542
>planet X
Nibiru collision inbound.
What kept you wanting her?

What movie, Signs? I think the ending was horrible lol.
That's how AIDS is spread, gay sex and eating chocolate.
>choppin onions
Um...why are you doing a womens job?
Kek iktf, I was going to but didn't feel like going out and buying just one beer :/
>>25149884
Brendan Frasier in the background, JUST!
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>>25149914
Well, that too. :]

I just came back from an exhausting road trip, wish I could've been buzzed. It's funny, but the coastal town doesn't have snow, but a city 50km from here had snow falling down. And it was so warm at the beginning of April, I already had my hopes up that the weather would stay that way until May. :[ I don't mind the crowd, it just gets tiresome after awhile since you can only see so much of your relatives before you are reminded why you don't live with them ( kek, but that's true ).

>>25150184
Really made me think.
>>
Happy resurrection, from ur fav boy.
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NEED NUDES NOW!
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>>25151256
Nudes of what? I only have of myself in lingerie. :/
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>>25151263
POST
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>>25151270
D-demo... I'm shy and you wouldn't l-like it...
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>>25151283
just show some tits bb gurl your probably hot
>>
>>25151295
>hot
You have no idea, it's 80°F here. I'm fucking dehydrating.
They're small you wouldn't like them.
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>>25151307
i love nice perky tits! show me them bb
>>
Fun fact of the day tits are made of hydrophobic material
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>>25151311
Um...I don't think that's a good idea.
>>25151315
No wonder they melt.
>>
>>25151325
pussay then?
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>>25151331
I don't have one yet, I'm still waiting for my surgery ;_;
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>>25151331
FUCKING MENTALLY ILL FAGGOT FUCK OF YOUR NOT A GIRL
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>>25151344
I don't think I ever said I was kek :^)
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>>25148384
Mulatto and Mexicans are the same too kek.
>honda civic
W-what?
>gf experience
Well...mom and dad aren't here right now...maybe I can be your gf?
>g-spot is every where
Hands free anytime anywhere...
>dumb twist
Idk man, even if it was left how it was originally suppose to end people would have still said something. At least Scar Jo is there tho so I can think of that Hulk gif and imagine it's me. ;)
>its passover rn
Don't let the rabbi's mouth near me please Yahweh!
>cis agenda
Male patriarchy is over, we the intellectually liberated run the world now.
>fap
This will be the 3rd time.
>tastes the same
Probably lol, idk I want to go to L.A thought anyways so one day I will find out.
Salmon fish tacos woah, I knew that different regions have different kinds but I haven't tried that before. Rather eat that the tongue ones, I hate that sensation in my mouth, I would rather have a penis in my mouth than tacos de lengua. Not that I habe had one...
>Why tho, why
Is the chemicals they are not edible! They haz nano robits and shieet!
>yelling
How are you suppose to power up then? Silent hell no, they yell because it's like sex duh.
>goes alot of anime
That's true lol, 20 episodes of training, 10 episodes of fighting which 90%of them was yell, filler, repeat.
>>25148415
Also in Mexico and Ecuador, and I think Canada? Check there too!
>not english
I'll tell you the easy fix:
>become muslim
Life solved in New Englandistan.
>rough and dry
It is, when I was in the mountains that was all I ate, that and choclo. Fucking stomach hated me after that.
>cumdumpster jerked chicken
Sounds like heaven!
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>499 posts
Oh shit I didn't even finish that macro, hell I haven't even turned on my computer
>>
Call dibs on last post ha!
>>25148950
>sue me
Alexa, call Goldstein and Abramowitz!
>soon even races
I am now attack helicopter.
>as long as your not crazy
You'd have to be crazy to not be crazy living here, did you not see this last election for starters kek.
Yeah exactly, like having a great banter amongst friends. Now people get offended so easily and deem it racist and whatever.
>of me as a nigglet
Kek you don't have to, the pedos are watching.
>apples are good for shits
Yeah? Idk everytime I eat one my dumps slip right out smoothly.
>OP's worst nightmare
So you want the people asking for nudes instead :/
>bf
I'm n-not seeing anyone right now..
>people's thread
What are a you a liberal cuck?
Idk, but as long 4chin is alive /soc/ won't really die
>Hiroshima gook is owner
Well nvm
>thrive on a shitty situation
I liked this comment, where do I subscribe?
>ur funny lmao
I wasn't joking this time...
>grille
Oh hey, I'm not like the other guys...
>rich and famous
If only, it honestly would solve a lot of financial problems being rich. Famous is like you say though kek.
>what porn you like
Just found out I have an egg laying thing...
>fans
>not using water cooling
What is this 2005?
>clean the deepest crack
So clean I could eat off my asshole.
>same thing I thought too
Well it's best to not get involved regardless.

I don't know what you mean...and not my problem Trump is mad lol
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>>25151468
Lmao I've seen this b4, why do chinks do this?
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Why do you have to be so thirsty, why you have to be sooooo thiiiiiirty!!!!????

Oh my God you so thirsty, do you know it hurrrrrts thi
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>>25151521
Uh... my name is not Jose and it's not my birfday today?
Where did my boy toy go though?
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>>25151521
>>25151528
KYS FAGGOTS
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>>25151518
Its like that koean webcam star who chimpouts over leauges and throws his chair out the window, maybe thats the only way to make them laugh.

Plus why do they do this?

>>25151528
Jose is in everyone, and jose is all around us. Don't you smell his papa's jim and modelo breath?

>>25151534
kek don't worry thread is at bump limit, we'll all forget about it in a week or so
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>>25150609
But hold up..........

This comment can't wait for the new thread: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!
where are all those bunnies coming from and wtf is eating them. Do you have hawks over there? I mean theres hawks here but they never leave a full meal on someone's balcony
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>>25151542
>Its like that koean webcam star who chimpouts over leauges and throws his chair out the window
Who?
maybe thats the only way to make them laugh.
Probably kek.
>Plus why do they do this?
I think it's because they invented gunpowder to have fun.
Reminds me of this though kek.
https://youtu.be/RpuINaqFPh8
>Jose is in everyone, and jose is all around us. Don't you smell his papa's jim and modelo breath?
No...
>>25151553
I'm not sure myself either. It started like a few months ago can't remember when. First one, then 2, then the orange one is recent. The first one is completely decomposed already.
There is hawks here but very rare and it's not an animal because they're mostly intact. Might have to check them closer to see if the blood is gone. Or maybe neighbor is into so cult shit kek
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>>25151587
>who
your welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhkd1OTzu-Q
That guys has plenty of vids of him gookin out over........starcraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbcPKaCSw7k

Oh lel I always forget they invented gunpowder, but doesn't mean you have to go cray cray. I mean I use to put firework motars in mailboxes. Wait your not a postal agent right?

All those rabbits look domesticated to, but I can't be too sure maybe you live next to a meadow. But holy shit theres isn't any blood, I don't even see any torn open organs or claw marks. Are animal cops still an thing?
Think your neighbor has some splaning to do, either their son his a soon to be serial killer or their into some "eyes wide shut" occult shit. This is now Rear Window, go buy some russian binoculars
>>
New thread is ready but I'm waiting on dubs, so I can bless the new thread for jesus
>>
Am I god?

New Thread:>>25151699
New Thread:>>25151699
New Thread:>>25151699

I'll let you decide
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>>25151681
The first vid I have seen before but omg someone should cast him for DragonBall Super episode immediately! Lmao

>go cray cray
It means precisely that lol.
No I don't have papers to work government jobs.

>domesticated
Yeah, the wild ones here are brown and they aren't common anymore.
I'll just if it continues, if it does I'm going to investigate at night though.
>>25151689
>>25151713
Gg no re ;)
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