Weird shit you do/does anybody else thread. What kinda weird

i'm really into spit and idk where it came from or why. i was in bed with some dude and found myself literally asking him to spit into my mouth. it was pretty gross. anybody else asked someone to do that?

When I step in the shower, before i turn the water on, I always blow my nose into my hands, and wipe it on my breasts, or sometimes rub it on my clit to masturbate with. I've done this since I was old enough to use the shower by myself, and I have no idea why I do it.

I have a small wet room with a center drain, so sometime if i have to pee before i shower, ill stand in front of the sink and just go while i brush my teeth.

When I have a pair of panties thats old and im onna throw them out, ill wear them one last time and then before i shower ill strip down to just the undies and pee myself.

Usually before i masturbate, ill give myself a little enema (i love anal). Sometimes though, I wont just to see how messy it gets.

>>25150112
Im into this. I just like being spit right in the face.

I also like just humping a guys leg until i orgasm.

i also like walking around barefoot. I'm in university right now, and right after class ill take my sandals off and walk basically everywhere i can barefoot.

hmm. thats all i can think of for now.

anyone else?

>>25150062
Well not sexual but kinda weird, I completly loove to make animal noises, it feels so right and it got to the point were I'm so use to do it that I don't even wonder why I love to make those sounds and imitate some animal's postures or behaviors, my favorites are gorillas and dogs and pig breathing sounds, It makes me feel so connected with myself when I act like one too.
I have to wait for everyone to leave the house though, but that's not a problem since I spend a lot of time alone, I would feel so embarrassed if someone would catch me doing this.
I also love to sniff things, especially people and animals, like dogs do, my bestfriend let me smell her hair and her hands and fingers or her arms, she doesn't have any problem with me doing those sounds randomly when we're alone, it's such a feeling of comfort because she's almost the only person that I can be around and do those things, when I pass by girls in a crowded place I can't help but to sniff their hair when they're close, I do that with people I find attractive too, when they pass by I have to smell their essence
Anyone else like this? I would love to talk with someone who likes that stuff too

>>25150265
Wow the blowing your nose and rubbing it over yourself is pretty strange but sounds pretty hot

I'd say peeing your old panties and masterbating isn't the strangest thing ever, as a guy, I've enjoyed wearing cotton panties and wetting myself, watersports can be really fun! :)

Messy anal can be dirty fun too, but only solo cause I can be self conscious about not being completely clean with a partner..

When I would get really mad at my brother I'd go in his closet and piss all over his clothes and toys (female anon)

Ok so like it started when I was two years old

I'm used to sitting on my heel, like I bend my left leg and sit on my heel and pretty much rub my heel on my vag (always with clothes on)
As I said started when I was a kid, been doing it all my life, usually when I'm stressed, in the middle of a test, needs to think clearly etc.
Around puberty I started realsing this "sit" is pretty much a form of masturbation and when I got into watching porn and stuff I would not masturbate with my hands but rather just sit that way and watch the video.

Idk why I still do it. I try not to do it in public anymore and avoid it at tests etc. But I still occasionly sit that way for fun in the privacy of my own home or watch porn that way.

I like to sniff my sweaty pits while I wank

>>25151401
cute

>>25151410
also cute

Ex girlfriend and I would have clingy periods that involve getting naked and doing everything together. Shower, dry each other, then cuddle face to face and gaze into each other's eyes for up to an hour. Sometimes we'd lick inside each other's ears or up each other's assholes, or suck on fingers. We also used the bathroom together and I'd hold her hands while she pooped. We were just overly familiar with each other I guess.

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I eat acrylic paint and lick my paint brush while they have paint on them. I also chew the end of my paintbrushes and pencil to the point I am breaking parts of them off with my teeth.

>>25151482
What went wrong

>>25151482
except for the shitting and licking assholes part, that actual sounds kinda hot desu

>>25152915
On a break right now. I found out I was bi and so we're on a short break to experiment with others.

>>25152922
lol yeah it was. I've got more stuff if you guys want to hear? We just pretty much didn't have a concept of personal space with each other and didn't get grossed out so we pretty much had free reign on each other's bodies. Like rubbing my dick on her face or licking each other. The ear thing was the best because if I snuck up on her and did it her whole body would shudder and she'd get turned on. It must sound crazy but I remember once we were hugging naked gazing into each others eyes and except for some pauses to nuzzle each other neither of us wanted to break the hug and we got upset about having to eventually.

Brush my teeth and drink orange juice

I've urinated into a sink and I don't know why

I don't anymore, I'm too short

I used to keep a big gallon jug near my bed to pee in during the night so I wouldn't have to go to the bathroom upstairs. If I was particularly lazy the next day I would just leave the jug sealed in my room. One time my mother noticed and thought (thinks?) I was (am?) deranged. Maybe I am after all. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

For some reason love fapping in a parking lot in my car in a public place. The more chances of getting caught the better. Something about the adrenaline of being caught and your heart racing is addictive and I can't stop doing it. At least few times a week at minimum.

>>25152928
how did u find out? what was your first experience? how did gf react when u told her?

- Whenever I see a four-digit number, I add/subtract/multiply/divide it to make 24. (e.g. 7492 would be 4*2+7+9, 1533 would be 1*3*(3+5), etc)

- I walk up stairs on my hands and feet and I walk everywhere on my tiptoes if I'm barefoot.

- I watch the Magic Bullet infomercial any chance I get. I can say every single word.

>>25153355
Pure autism

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>>25153363
Pointing out the obvious.

>>25153289
I always thought guys were handsome and that a good looking dude looked good. I also looked at my fair share of gay porn. It wasn't until I had a decent amount of times more interested in dudes that I figured I wasn't straight. I thought I was gay for the longest time since I struggled to get hard but it was an anxiety thing- I just kind of realized I was and when I let myself relax a bit it came natural again for both women and men. My girlfriend didn't mind (she herself is bi) that I was, but it was an adjustment for a while. She was a bit crushed when I told her I wanted a break but I assured her we'd get back together. My first experience was sucking a dick, then taking it up the ass from the same guy another time.

>>25153482
I don't understand why you needed a break with the intention of getting back together when you are both bi, you could have just as easily accepted that "conventional" relationships aren't actually that healthy and experimented and grown together with communication and understanding. Instead you now get to alienate her while she grows more emotionally distant from you trying not to think about the possibility of you not coming back, all so you could suck a fucking dick without what, having to worry about her feelings? You sound very immature and self absorbed.

I speak to myself in multiple languages because it's easier than finding someone to practice with

I really enjoy fantasizing about fucking a woman. I'm a gay dude, and I don't think I'd ever really go through with it. I've had opportunities, since most women don't believe that I'm gay when they meet me. I always turned them down. I have a sex toy shaped like a vag and I love fucking it and watching straight porn. I guess the main reason why I wanna fuck a woman is for my ego. I want to know I can also please a woman.

Weird?

When I'm alone at home and encounter a minor annoyance (ie being out of paper plates, Brita filter is empty, etc) I'll sometimes say "reeeeeee" in a mildly loud. It started as a joke to myself but now it's sort of become a tic

>>25150265
>I always blow my nose into my hands, and wipe it on my breasts, or sometimes rub it on my clit to masturbate with
Unbelievably, I actually have a thing for snot and sneezing, so your weird aspie habits are actually hot as fuck to me

>>25153842
>in a mildly loud
*mildly loud voice

>>25153094
>>25153112
also lol

>>25153355

I also walk on my tip toes, but only when I'm barefoot in and around the house. As a male, some of my old girlfriends thought that it was weird. - sometimes I also run up the stairs on my hands and feet; it feels like a involving set of mountain climbers

>>25150112
I am also into spit and have had guys spit in my face and mouth quite a few times. They've tended to get off on the dirtiness of it.

>>25151482
That is beautiful <3

>>25150062
Well I guess this is somewhat sexual.

When I look at porn and am coming to climax I blast any upbeat instrumental at full volume I have, then look for videos of earthquake sounds and explosions until I finish. Always feels pretty good.

>>25153860
Thanks for being weird with me, anon.

>>25153869
I'm into spit and cum swapping as well, love it

Bumperino, I like these kinds of threads

I like all the stinks of men

>>25153842
I do the same thing about the noise thing. I've always done it but now it happens every time I get hurt, drop something, minor annoyances, etc.
My boyfriend thinks I'm autistic as fuck because I do it without thinking. Sometimes I'm quite loud.

Male here.
I piss in the sink.
When I am done pissing and need to get back to work I fold toilet paper and nappy myself only on the dick.
When I'm alone and a song comes on I sing like an autist that just found out what masturbation was.
I showed twice a day just because.
Almost always walk on my toes because walking flat footed feels strange.
When I need to shut I sit there peeing after I'm done and force out every last drop. Max one hour.
I never clean but when I do I feel amazing (otherwise severely depressed)
I can never just do one thing. I will always play a game and have a movie playing.

>>25153869
haha aw thanks. Not everyone can be that open with a partner but it's a great feeling when you can be. That's not to say it's a perfect relationship (which relationship is?) Spitting in the mouth can be an intimate thing too though! Like that small "awww" when she opens her mouth, big smile on her face and moving closer, spitting in and closing her mouth. It's dirty but it's like, a familiar dirty that no one else can experience.

Sometimes I will lay in bed and hear fragments of heated or intense conversations. After several minutes of eaves dropping, I will realize what I thought were voices was actually the hum of the fridge or the whir of a ceiling fan

I used to close my eyes and build 2d pyramids out of different color rectangles in my mind

Sometimes if I have really bad anxiety, I have to do everything symmetrically on both sides of my body.

I am socially retarded and have to make friends on the Internet to make up for this hindrance.

Also, I like to run scalding hot water on my balls.

You motherfuckers make me feel normal.

>>25151410
That's kinda hot.

>>25153148
>he doesn't have piss jugs

>>25156874
: )

You my boo.

>>25150062
I'll have a burst of total motivation to do something with my life after completing a fairly mindless task, like why stop here, keep going kind of mindset.
Most people just stop or continue at a normal pace. Idk if thats just me.

I sleep with a blanket I've had since I was young. I literally can't sleep without it. I'm nearly 26.

>>25153148
Do any femanons use piss jugs or something similar?

>>25156978

lol

I really hope you're a girl because if not, ur a faget

>>25156475
Also do any girls pee in the sink?

>>25157001
I am, actually. I also like to rub all over it like a damn cat. I love it to death.

>>25157010

Oh. Tits or gtfo. I'm only half-joking. Also pics of your furball.

>>25156914

How does that make me your boo?

>>25157010
>>25157029

Nevermind. I fail at reading comprehension. You don't have a cat, you rub all over it like a cat.

Fail. Still, tits or gtfo.

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>>25157103
I have birbs, I'm actually allergic to cats.

>>25157107

Assuming you posted your own bird, does he/she talk to you? Are they okay with being handled? Always had a fascination with birds, particularly ravens and crows. They're so cool, learning to mimic human speech and even going so far as to befriend humans who put forth the effort, giving "shinies" as gifts.

>>25157107
do u rub it on your crotch too?

>>25157142

Yeah, this place makes me feel really, really normal.

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>>25157135
He is my bird. His name is Woody. I have three more of the same species (eclectus). One male, two female. And also a little caique parrot who is a female. He does talk but not very often, eclectus parrots aren't known for talking. He's okay with being handled and actually will scream for attention. The older female not so much, only my younger brother and sister can handle her, but our new female chick which was hatched in November seems to like me and will actively seek out sitting on my arm. Caique is a bit more complex since they can have a kind of split personality thing. One time she got me right in the face then in the next two seconds cuddled me and licked the wound. To be fair, though, I don't think she recognized me. She will bite me purposely when she throws a tantrum over not getting what she wants, etc. The picture is my caique in my sleeve. She loves to climbs in clothing. I love ravens and crows too, they're so cute.

>>25157142
N-No, anon. Birbs are only for pet and hug.

>>25157029
Honestly, I'm not even sure what boo means. But, I like the way you worded your post. It was funny and sincere and I felt a certain kinship to you. Anybody who can make me laugh ranks high in my book.

And I have eleven cats and I feel perfectly normal in this thread.

I sleep with stuffed animals every night. I also always have a water bottle or glass of water with me at all times, it's like a security thing. Whenever i'm in a room, I have to have my back towards a solid wall or closed off area, and I refuse to be in the middle of the room because i don't like people being behind me.

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I obsessively chew ice. I've even bought a standalone ice machine, exclusively to make nice chewable ice. Whenever we're out I always make sure to order a cup of just ice, so I won't have to dig through my drink for it.

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>>25157205
You're not alone, I'm 19 and I still sleep with two stuffed animals. Pic related, stuffed rabbit and fox.

idk why, but every time my friend gets a girlfriend, i end up falling for her as well, and her with me, she breaks up with him and hooks up with me secretly. This has happened 4-5 times now. I feel like a dick. But i cant help it.

>>25157215
Yeah, I just feel embarrassed about liking them so much. I'm a girl, so people don't shame me for it, but I'm not childish or submissive or anything in other aspects of my life so I kinda just wonder what's wrong with me.

Oh boi

I like watching people get their faces smashed in, I love watching people suffer and being in pain whether it's physical or emotional.

I love finding women in online chats, gain their trust and love, then proceed to abuse their emotions by basically forcing them to sext and send nudes. I treat them nice and that's not a façade, I actually care for them but i get off of it. It's a win win situation really.

Chubby/fat women with low self esteems are my favorite since I like being a dom and humiliating them.

Buenas noche mi familia!

>>25157223
Ain't nothing wrong with taking comfort in a stuffed animal or two. It's not problematic until you're dramatically altering your behavior to account for the animals, like turning them all face down during sex or something.

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Every time I jack it. I flush the toilet before I start and flush after I finish. Even if I'm in another room.

>>25157185

Compared to some of these creepers, you are pretty normal.

>>25157179

That's really neat. Yeah, I want a pet crow pretty bad.

I enjoy eating pizza that has been stepped on by bare feet (female or effeminate male).

>>25157386
Thank you.

And thanks from Mike, Gabby, Georgie, Susan, Billy Joe, Bobbie Joe, Mary, Amy, Isabel, Olivia and Faith.

>>25153832
I have a similar thing where I'm mostly straight but I'd like the ego boost of a gay dude wanting my dick so bad he'd try anything to get me hard.

>>25157217
I have a thing for most of my friends' wives like that. I haven't fucked them but I want to, and some have sent me nudes that i can't share because of faces. I don't want to ruin marriages or take anyone's wife, but I can't help but get turned on.

>>25157430

I have one, he's an old thing now. Russian blue. One of the sweetest cats ever.

>>25156843
It's deliciously dirty :)

>>25157002
I used to a lot when I was a student and had a room with a sink but the toilet was down the hall.

>>25157248
I don't like the part about people's faces being smashed in, but I am a submissive chubby girl and I like that you spelled façade with the ç.

>>25156978
>>25157010
c u t e

I like to fast. I'll sustain myself entirely on coffee and weed for days at a time, until my body gives up or the heartburn gets too intense.
I enjoy popping zits and blackheads a lot.

>>25157803
Huh well that's pretty hot. I had friends in dorms that did the same. How'd you pee into it?

1. It never fails, when I'm comfortable talking to someone in conversation, I have a tendency to change dialect and accents. There have been multiple times where I speak with people and adopted their dialect only to synchronize with them and then change to something completely different. - my supervisor didn't like talking to me after I spoke to him normally, went to a weak British accent, then spoke with a suthern twang.

2. I have a fascination with Masks. More along the lines of ancient mask made of wood, animal hide, bones, clay, etc. - I like the psychological and sociological aspect a mask can have as well as the symbolic nature it can represent.

1/?

>>25157492
I'm the poster from yesterday who called you his boo. I have one cat that is totally Russian Blue and three that are Russian Blue tuxedos.

>>25159343
Had to get my foot on the chair next to it to lift myself up, then one hand on the sink and one on the ledge on the other side to steady myself. Ass pointing towards the wall.

For the first time I fell in love with a man. He is 33, I'm 19. Everything was fine, but he suddenly decided that it's wrong and he didn't want to (((defile))) me, so we should stop.

I jerk off in the car why driving down the highway, usually while stealing glances at porn on my phone or listening to dirty audio. I don't flash anyone (in fact, I am careful not to get caught) but sometimes I will try to time my orgasm when there is an attractive woman in the car next to me. I just like that she has no idea I am cumming, and is just going about her day.

My boyfriend has no idea that I am addicted to hardcore porn. I watch it every day, multiple times a day. Not to masterbate or to get off. In fact, I've never been able to cum awhile watching porn. I simply watch it and fantasy about being one of those girls on sexandsubmission.com or 18andabused. I fantasize about being in a room alone with James Deen and Danny Wylde. My boyfriend has no idea I am like this. He satisfies me sexually, but it's like I have this monster in me that wants to see how far I can be pushed.

>>25160641
Nice! I'd like to talk about this more, if I post my info would you want to chat?

i like to talk in a fake language.

for example.

UNT VERDEN GANEZEN VERGOUT SIZANT ENTERGEEZ

>>25160641
>>25161222

I'll just post my throwaway email in case you come back since we seem to be here at different times. It's [email protected]

I don't masterbate.

>>25161266
I think that's pretty cool.

>>25150062
>I have to moisturise before I do anything in bed or I'll get pissed off
>British rap is the only thing that calms me down
>Whenever I'm giving instructions, i pharaphrase with old fashion figures of speech then trail off
>I have to have someone acne free before I sleep with them, so they have to get rid of it or I'll pick it off them
>I will stop midway to have someone pick whiteheads off me
>i like to have pretend seances before fucking
>like to fuck on the beach but hate sand so lay out like 6 towels
>do random mini crunches when having sex on my back
>spray a ton of flavoured things on my sheets
>I really enjoy cold metal so like to have someone press spoons and shit on me
>hide my cuddly toys' faces when I'm having sex in my room
>like to hold onto rocks when doing it

>>25158188
I wish and
> Same.

i fuck my grandma

>>25157446
Well, you should totally post what ya got.

i masturbate with teddybears and to the sounds of my roommates fucking, sleep stuff, and want my pussy punished and worshipped until i squirt 3 times

>>25161528
Using a bear as a toy isn't too weird. Ever attach a dildo to it?

>>25161553
no but i've used a vibrating toothbrush a few times

>>25161222
>>25161321
No, we can talk perfectly well in the thread.

>>25161759
Not really but oh well

>>25153167
I've been doing it on my way home from work. I love driving next to hot chicks and hoping they will peer into my car. Fucking weird I guess.

>>25150112
yeah, i tell my boyfriend to spit in my mouth/on my face and to rub it in. feelsgoodman.
>>25151401
lol I do this too when I'm sitting down. I push my heel against my clit and kinda like, wriggle and it just feels really nice.
>>25153355
I do the walk on toes whilst barefoot thing too. It just feels more natural.
>>25156996
I went through a phase where I did. It was like a small tupperware container, I dunno why I did it but might have something to do with my weird piss fetish.
>>25157205
I do the same. I have a fox that doubles as a heatpack I got from target, I love him.

>>25162695
Hello. Contact?

>>25162711
Kik me @ rlyemo

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Roleplay a girl.

Weird AF eating habits too.

Other than that... I got nothing.

>>25162735
Sent you a message

>>25153860
walking on your tiptoes is a sign of autism. look it up

>>25162795
Do people know that you are just role playing? Is it usually sex stuff or something else? What kind of eating habits?

I have a super strong sexual fetish for hosiery. I don't crossdress in any other way, or desire to; but damn if I don't wear tights when getting it on (solo or with my girl, who thankfully is alright with it).

>>25156978
I have a favorite sheet and I can't sleep well without it, I mean I can physically fall asleep without it but it fucks me up to sleep without it. I'm 24

>>25150062
Sometimes I let another man stick his penis in my butthole.

>>25162916
No, but a lot of the time it's not explicitly asked, usually ERP, sometimes not. As for eating I just kind of avoid fruits and vegetables like black death. I get a lot of crap for it.

>all these people who walk on their toes "while barefoot"
what the fuck, how often are you people in shoes? Are you just out all day or do you wear your shoes in the house? I'm always doing shit indoors, my toes would get sore as fuck if I didn't walk normally

>>25163127
I always need at least one very soft pillow to sort of spoon. I usually have 4 pillows and purposefully have 3 hard ones and one that's soft as fuck. If I'm going to sleep on the couch I'll take the soft one and fall asleep super easily

>>25163197
Sometimes I just don't eat, not like a conscience fast but just because. When I do I eat raw lemons, grapefruit, garlic, ginger root, they make me feel better.

>>25163237
I'm almost never barefoot, unless just socks count.

>>25163248
Why not? As long as you sweep your floors, it's clean and you don't have to go through so many socks. Get house slippers at least, your socks won't ever smell

>>25163256
I'm used to changing my Socks often, my feet sweat a lot, also I'm just used to not being bare foot, I'm also practically a never nude, except I am nude in the shower.

Wow, this thread made me feel sort of not alone
femanon btw
>love grinding on guys leg/knee during sex
>peeing in the shower and liking it
>obsessed with zit popping
>have a special stuffed animal and blanket
>flexing my buttcheeks to the tune of music
>used to watch ex bf piss, just cause
>have weird pillow stroking habit I haven't been able to kick since i was a baby

I live relatively close (like a fifteen minute walk) from a hiking trail. Sometimes at night/early morning I'll go out streaking along the trail.

At one point I also purposely locked myself out of my house while naked and threw my keys across the front yard

>>25163269
>https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01LW3ZODV
>https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01EKRL89A
Maybe it's because I'm asian, but maybe consider something like this. It's a small cost to try and you may like it much more than walking around in socks that pick stuff up

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>>25163241
That kinda happens to me sometimes. Used to be because of my ADHD meds, now it's just kinda... I dunno, some weird quirk.
>>25163274
Pic related.

>>25163345
I'll see if they have them in Hobbit sizes, 12 and a half wide over here.

.>>25163383
I don't take meds, but I do sometimes not drink on purpose because slight dehydration makes drinking cool water feel better.

>>25163274
>More peeing stuff

I'd like to talk to you too. You should email me- [email protected]

>>25163396
I get headaches real easy if I don't drink.

does anyone else have a blood fetish? idk what it is about it, the colour, the texture, but dripping blood and just fresh wounds in general are really fucking hot to me.

>>25162695
>yeah, i tell my boyfriend to spit in my mouth/on my face and to rub it in. feelsgoodman.
I knew we were out there!

>>25164012
I'm same anon as >>25163274
I find blood really beautiful and entrancing, guro freaks me the fuck out but cuts and scrapes and blood in general I think can be really sexy, I love a roughed up looking guy
>>25163383
hahaha, thanks? :)

I dress up in dog ears and a dog tail to feel cute.
[spoiler]One of my kinks is cat boy on dog girl.[/spoiler]
I'm also deathly afraid of storms.

>>25150112
Kinda this. I like the smell of dry saliva on skin and have a literal hickie on my hand because of it.

>>25165407
That sounds really appealing