FaceApp Thread 2
Holy kek
Someone do old Eliza again
>>25127673
I liked the result
>>25127675
i want to rape this
whudhqwhduqhdu
>>25127673
Please excuse my autisn
>>25127673
im tempted to make an okstupid profile with this pic and see how many people i pull
dashdjkahdiwojdi
Wish I was a girl sometimes.
How the fuck are you people getting perfect transitions from this app?
Every pic I try makes me look like Bruce Jenner or just a bad photoshop
>>25127675
Would destroy boipucci.
Jesus Christ look how easy it is to become qt
>>25127679
Do it fampai.
Make a thread with the results too.
>>25127685
I love myself. Ohh noooo.
This is really making me uncomfortable
Someone do me I want to see what kind of heroine chic I'd look like
Haha this is crazy, I love the third one LOL
>mfw the only difference between male and female is makeup
>mfw most men make better women when they put enough effort
SUPREMEORINO
>>25127691
DYKEORINO
Would you do female CIA?
>>25127688
Bjorks sister
God is dead and i don't know why i'm doing this to myselfSend help
>one chance at life
>wasn't born on easy mode
Kill me.
>>25127694
Laugh my ass off
We qt now
HAHAHA
HOW CAN HORMONES EVEN COMPETE
>>25127695
I guess it doesn't really matter
>>25127696
plz be my robot gf
this made me consider becoming a girl
Slow and staedy wins da race
>>25127684
all these average dudes
are now 8/10 females
im dying
>>25127702
"...Please fap."
I am disappointed in you all.
>>25127694
Hahahaha fucking unreal
Adolf a qt
>>25127703
Women have it that easy senpai. Its so easy to look good as a girl.
>>25127705
I'm disappointed with myselfFapped to feminine version of myself
Would you do me? I'd do me. I'd do me soooo gud
>>25127710
You look like an Aunt Jillian
Warning bots im using this app and a voice modulator to catfish people, pic related be careful
wait, are silly apps already at this level or is anon wasting his time for us?
>>25127707
>that bottom left pic
>in alternate reality Adolf was a cheeky eternal anglo
If the female version of you turns out decent looking does that say anything about how you actually look?
My fuckin face gives me so many insecurities
We wuz women n sheeeit
>>25127700
No.
originaleqob fkhdahsd
>tfw born male
>too androgynous
>not even gay
Well
>>25127716
fucking kek that is originally hilarious
>>25127718
show us your benis
I think I'm in love bros
I would impregnate female me
also that old one looks like my grandpa wtf
>>25127710
i would
origanus senpainus
the app makes me look like my sister.... its scary af
>>25127718
As if I'm going to care whether you are gay or not while ravaging that boipucci
>>25127722
the original you (if it is really you) is mad sexy, are you hispanic?
>>25127701
Wtf how is this even possible??
>>25127726
a-anon-kun....
and nah im paki
>>25127701
>>25127718
>>25127724
>>25127696
BEST ONES SO FAR.
OROGIPBAS
Weird because I look nothing like this. It barely changes some of you >>25127687
I don't have a phone, would someone do me with female and hot filters?
>>25127673
This sucks, it's not even doing what it advertises
I would marry qt me
>>25127724
Yeah, female me kinda looks like a lighter version of my mom when she was younger.
>>25127728
>mfw no chai wala qt pakistani bf
>>25127730
I'm 19 and I don't even have a baby face so I'm not sure why it keeps transforming me into a little girl
>>25127733
To clarify, that was a highschool pic. Don't have that haircut anymore
>>25127731
Chad you is connecting with the ladies
>>25127689
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>>25127727
I don't know, but I'm not complaining.
>>25127734
>>25127729
yeaahh
this app needs to up its game in extrapolating black hair
>>25127741
I want a 3some with 63'd you and your sister, anon.
>downloading an app because someone told you to
>uploading your face to it's software
so is this board full of retards now?
trump looks like my mom as a girl
>>25127734
dayum nigga be my gf
>>25127744
Why yes it is.
I now have an idea of what it will look like for someone to watch me die...
>>25127731
so basically you'd look exactly the same as a woman and you'd be hot if you took off the glasses
>>25127738
Thanks
Chad-me looks like Denny
>>25127744
>implying that a "social" media u use to chat with someone else doesn't do that shit
nigger stfu
>tfw no autistic belly gf who could drink your whole family under the table.
Saddam did nothing wrong.
>>25127751
>"social" media
wew lad, this is /r9k/ current status
>>25127751
>implying i use ""social"" media
Who do you think I am? A normalshit?
>>25127698
she looks exactly the same, the second picture is just blurred.
>>25127687
>>25127688
>>25127691
>>25127701
>>25127722
>>25127727
>>25127734
CHADS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEeE
>>25127745
fourth Trump is live action Gattsu
You could had prevented this. Why didn't you stop it?
>>25127716
New reaction image m88888
Some of you are so damn attractive. What the fuck are you doing here? Good looking people should not be allowed here desu.
>>25127759
Should've had Old Paul to add to the Doom Paul maymay.
>>25127756
Interestingly, when I went
Tranny -> boy
Then
Boy -> girl
She came out much more attractive
>>25127721
Ikr damn
>>25127761
I'm one of the guys >>25127757 linked and I really suck socially, poor and easily distracted too.
>>25127760
He looks so fucking smug, even more so than usual.
>old version of me looks almost exactly like my grandfather
Woah
Am I pretty like your anime girls anon??
tfw not born a waifu ;_;
Okie dok if if if if if
anyone got more of him? only got a few
>>25127761
Which of us would you say are your favorites?
>>25127768
No matter what they say.
You are not a crook.
>>25127770
Holy shit white female Obama is tripping me out
>>25127771
this is the only other one I have
This looks like my sister... creepy
>>25127771
Mind if I wank to this
>>25127769
tfw not a qt dsfhsgj
>>25127777
sure, do you have others of him tho?
Tos is some top kek stuff
caked on make up whatever posting again
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. HARD
Origifam
>>25127780
Feel like I'm wearing nothing at all
>>25127783
This one doesn't even look edited.
>>25127782
you look a bit like james mcavoy in split
This app is a work of art
Im on suicide watch
Thread theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
>tfw raping your woman to prove a point
just a reminder he did nothing wrong
>>25127786
He almost looks like a nice, respectable Latina woman.
>>25127716
This is my favorite reaction pic now
>>25127673
Anyone else have trouble getting the app to add long hair?
my girl face doesn't even look like a girl
it just looks like me
but I don't look like a girl
>>25127792
Yeah it just leaves me bald
>>25127790
I think you mean LATEENX
D O Y O U L O V E M E F A T H E R
Lmao i fucking love this app.
>>25127792
try taking a pic from a higher angle
>>25127797
I'd accept a blowjob behind a dumpster from your female self
>>25127772
faves are
>>25127769
>>25127752
>>25127741
>>25127724
>>25127722
>>25127701
>>25127687
fucking lucky genes :(
The look like death as a gurl too
>>25127801
TFW** .. og
>>25127800
tfw top topqt
:3
This thread is proof that most of /r9k/ would have better lives if they were trannies.
>>25127775
>>25127771
anyone have more of these anyway?
>mfw I could've been a hot chick and live an easy life
having too much fun with this
>>25127801
you make a cute girl
>>25127782
hot milf
origatitties
yes i would
>>25127806
Its them lips.
>>25127799
Thanks pal.
Here this ones for you.
>>25127721
CUTE sldkfjskldjf
Genuine smile. Not added by the app.
r8.
>tfw i accidentally became my own waifu
>>25127813
>became my own waifu
I did the same thing.
>i heard your bf was gone tonight... Maybe I could be ur boyfriend?
>>25127770
Hot white Obama looks like Ryan Gosling
>>25127774
White female Obama was really good in Stranger Than Fiction.
>>25127724
i would totally rape your sister.
>>25127796
The old baby belly face looks like our president
>Want to try this but don't have a phone
>Don't want to post a picture of myself here for someone else to use for their nefarious purposes
Fug
>>25127820
Don't worry. Nothing anyone could do could make you look any worse than mother nature already did
>>25127806
Richard Lewis on the bottom right.
Does it do drawings or does it only do real people?
>>25127814
Which one are you? Originalfjfjdjricm
>>25127820
Do it anyway, become a loli
>>25127735
add me on discord, ive always wanted r9k friends
srirachawithice#8552
>>25127824
>>25127803
>>25127769im delicate be nice
>>25127820
Yeh cuz your so important huh?. Mr celebrity scared he will becone an epic emberasong meme all of a sudden.
>>25127813
Moar
Stick tounge out.
Do I make a cute girl? Please be considerate.
>>25127830
I would suck your dick normally and suck your feminine dick as a girl
>>25127801
You look like a tired white soccer mom.
>all of the white guys turn into 10/10 women
tell me again why we aren't forcing all white men to take estrogen and keep them as boipussi slaves? their women are already getting breeded by superior BBC so its not like they're good for anything
>>25127830
Almost anon
>>25127830
If your neck wasnt so thick maybe.
It makes you look tranny.
>>25127807
i need to know the backstory behind this photo
>>25127830
will you be my bf
I guess that wasn't original
kek at old me
>>25127833
Found the ugly white guy who is jealous
>>25127742
This is fucking awfull. Try again man.
It will eventualy give you hair.
Wish I didn't delete the real pic for this one
Is there any other apps that do this?
>tfw you look best as an old man
>>25127833
the asians too
>>25127830
I'd fuck you in the butt.
original
>>25127843
That's literally the best outcome you could ask for. Your life can only get better
>>25127843
you legit look like my grandpa
>>25127832
Thanks?
Better than the reality tbqh
>will never post picture of myself to r9k
>but posting pic of girl version of me is okay because I shouldn't be identified
>the girl version of me looks exactly like me with slightly fatter cheeks
>ugly guy and ugly girl
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I could prob slay more pussy as an old guy lmao
Am I a qt?
Orig
>>25127851
In a qt autistic way, yes
>>25127850
huffpo writer in the upper right
Femanon here, most attractive itt
>>25127806
>>25127727
>>25127691
Took another one
>>25127813
CUTE smile. Pls be my gf.
Is it incest if you fuck the girl version of yourself from an alternate universe?
>>25127842
Tfw look exactly like my female cousin
>>25127846
i was gonna off myself at 27 tho
>>25127847
i am
>>25127857
Well, genetically they'd pretty much be your sister, so yeah. Wouldn't stop me though.
>>25127855
Were you already wearing lipstick?
>>25127857
I would wife the fuck out of her and I know she'd be all over me because im the only fucking person that wants exactly what I want.
Oh man I'd win her over with my cat and ..then she'd have the same cat probably..huh. How the fuck would I swoon alternate waifu me?
>>25127693
do Bane too ubig anon
>>25127861
Nope. It added it when I changed the lighting.
Hi everyone this is Stefan Molyneux from free domain radio i hope u are having a wonderful day.
my female form is a chameleon
>>25127851
Try moving your hair to the side and taking a new pic.
That way it can remove those manly eyebrowz.
>>25127854
I don't believe you, show tits with timestamp
>>25127857
Idk but she is hot af
>>25127865
Gosh darnit i posted the wrong pic.
Nice app
Felicity Jones (male)
i'm starting to like this app
Are you guys making cute girly faces when you take the photo?
>>25127873
It helps if you do
>>25127870
holy kekoriginalleolli
>>25127872
Holy fucking shit kekerooni
>>25127869
Good Lord that female molymeme is fucking monsterous
>>25127872
Except she died from pneumonia in the camps
>>25127707
hot now do Stalin and Hirohito
>>25127873
should i?
origanus you know the thrill
Well I look like I'd suck some mean dick
Can't say much else though
>>25127878
they burn the body anyway
I would've been such a qt
What do they call the mental illness when you fall in love with yourself as the opposite gender
Am i pretty yet. Pls respond
>>25127884
narcissism you dip
>>25127884
yeah thats called being a narcissist
>>25127884
Autogynephilia
Originaeo
I wonder if the level of attraction I feel towards the female version of myself is the same level of attraction that women feel towards the real (male) version of myself.
>>25127886
>>25127887
I only like the girl representation of me tho. The male version can go fuck himself
>Try it on my face
>Everytime it turns out looking like a nasty tranny or a unrealilistic barbie doll
>meanwhile anons in this thread transition perfectly and find their new self-waifu
>>25127884
Narcissism
(this comment brought to you by originality)
>>25127843
i took another pic and did the hot setting and holy shit is that what ill look like if i stop being a fatass
>>25127885
You look very feminine, but that nose... I'm sorry anon
>>25127873
maybe...
try it anon
Henry Rollins.
Origiisjdjendd
>>25127891
Try different backgrounds. Mine were terrible till i sat in front of my computer.
Also practice making girly faces. It helps.
>>25127750
maybe am denny
>>25127893
If you took care of your skin and hair better, yeah. -30~40lbs and a bit of confidence and you'd look nice.
complete chaos, originally
GLOBALIST DETECTED
>>25127867
Is that better anon? I tried
>>25127900
a terrorist qt
>>25127897
>Be most of the anons here
>In the middle of the night
>Seated in front of your computer
>Making girly faces and taking pictures of yourself to try to be the cutest girl possible
This is officially the new low in my dignity
>>25127899
I'm about 60 - 80 pounds overweight actually. I'm at 240.
what do i do for my skin and hair? nobody taught me this stuff.
>>25127904
Or the highpoint of your new life as a qtpi gurl
>>25127900
congrats anon, you fucking broke it.
> girl version
neckbeard remains
> old
the program had one job and it couldn't even do that. RIP
> "hot"
can't add more beard to your face so it just smooths things out
VERY nice app
>tfw always wanted to be a trap
>tfw this app is making it hard to resist
Link-a-cute
wew I qt
>>25127904
This is the future anon. Its happening.
Hop onboard or you will miss it all.
>>25127857
No because masturbation is not incest
>>25127685
>All but one of his videos have been deleted
Fucking jewtube.
Someone do a Michael jackson pic and see if he looks like Latoya or Janet Jackson
Didnt know i'd want to become a girl today
It's remarkable how many people are attracted to the girl versions of themselvesmyself included, even when they're slightly malformed and retain masculine/trap-like features. Are we all narcissists here? I guess that shouldn't be surprising but it is shocking to see it layn out so clearly.
>>25127830
This anon again, figured I should redo this since that photo is old and I had long hair. Do you prefer long hair girl me or lesbian girl me?
>>25127904
>tfw have spent the last hour trying to make myself as qt as possible
Gonna kill myself soon desu
>>25127698
This picture alone would probably push him over the edge to suicide. Such minor differences make a huge difference and he won't ever look like the right. GFG.
popcorn potato salad and that for potato
>>25127918
>>25127830
>hot filter
>nothing changes
Wrong fucking board chad scum
get the fuck OUUUUUUT
>>25127911
gg shoulda been a girl
>>25127850
lmao it tries to remove your glasses to make you look more attractive
>>25127905
Just forewarning, I'm a desperate r9gay homofag, so take what I say with a mound of salt.
The reason that pic looks so good is the (relatively) slim face, sharp eyes, and contrast between (flawless) skin / eyes. That shit isn't perfectly achievable in real life and that's an idealistic shot.
>I'm about 60 - 80 pounds overweight actually. I'm at 240.
Start counting those calories then. myfitnesspal is good if you're serious.
Regarding:
>skin
A really light beauty routine would be to use some facial cleanser every 2 days and moisturizer after showering. Trim that beard back a bit every other day, because I can see you have some neckbearding going on underneath.
Good 'guy' moisturizer is something like Dove for Men Face Lotion, which also has sunblock. Rub that shit into your beard and it'll make it softer, too. Seriously, the best you can really do as a young guy is to use sunblock. Sun damage will not go away and will age your face prematurely.
Neutrogena Deep Clean or St. Ives Even & Bright is good for facial scrubs. Nothing super fancy. You're not a teen fighting acne. Using a face scrub helps prevent oily skin and the problems it entails.
>hair
Go to a barber. A real barber, not that Supercuts shit. Ask your friends for who. If you don't have friends, ask your family. If you don't have any family, look at Yelp. They'll probably piss you off the first time by cutting things too far back, but that's the consequence of doing things yourself for years.
A good barber will cost a lot. I pay $50 every 4-6 weeks depending on how fuzzy I get. If you're lucky, you'll pay less than that.
>>25127919
Me too.
I have tons of pics of me making kissy lip faces now.
qefrgvcv
r8 meLenny here ama
>>25127926
>>25127919
What happen to us lads, what have we done
>>25127721
Reviewbrah?
Origigi
>>25127859
>>25127843
wtf you talking about you're qt af (100% homo)
>>25127928
Lmao fucking horrible
Holy shit if I was a girl life would be easy mode.
>>25127925
thanks for the input fag friend
feeling around under my face fat, my jaw feels kinda wide at the back i think but it tapers into a bit of a point. my cheekbones are about as they seem in the unedited picture, so kind of wide i guess?
i really dont know how any of this works so ill just have to see. i need to lose weight for health anyway
yeah my trimmer is broken and cant afford a new one yet
ill look into those lotions. sounds good. ive been really uncomfortable with the idea of using any lotions or creams because ive been told that my skin is "creepily soft" and i dont even do anything besides wash it, but ill give it a go
i thought you meant i needed hair care stuff. yeah, my hair style is ass right now because it was previously over a foot long. imagine long, dark curly hair with that neckbeard and how fat i am and thats why i got it cut. ughh.
so right now im trying to figure out what i want for my hair style
>>25127673
J U S T F U C K M Y S H I T U P , N I G G E R
>>25127935
J U S T F U C K M Y S H I T U P P A R T 2
>>25127936
>when u get le s u c c
>>25127933
you lost the coin flip desu senpai
>>25127937
>WHEN U NUT BE SHE STILL S U C C
>>25127931
t-thanks but im really fat but desu that pic had a pretty good angle i think
>tfw you weren't born a hijab wearing hottie
>>25127940
You've got good facial genetics though. As long as you're not one of those 600lb landwhales no reason you can't get a gfLosing a few pounds wouldn't hurt though
My face came out like a weird doll thing. It still triggered me as a tranny, especially since the "male" setting didn't do anyting noticeable.
I'm 8 stories up, at least.
>>25127934
>i thought you meant i needed hair care stuff. yeah, my hair style is ass right now because it was previously over a foot long. imagine long, dark curly hair with that neckbeard and how fat i am and thats why i got it cut. ughh.
I'm more of a fan of letting hair flow naturally. I don't like using much hair product. If you need a good shampoo, Aussie is alright for me. I also use a filtered shower head though.
It sounds like you're trying to improve yourself, and that's really what matters, Anon. I hope you achieve what you want to.
Is this why women like taking so many pictures of themselves? If they see theirselfs anything like I see the qt girl version if me, I don't blame them
>>25127943
I think you're pretty cute. Girls with instagram face are the worst, I'm a lesbian and I'd be happy as a clam with a understated tranny gf
these are some frightening parallels desu
>>25127943
>>25127943
You don't even look like a tranny, you just look like a low test man. Get off your shit estrogen tablets and go back to the man route. You can't play God, choosing the path of the tranny is not the same as the path of the woman (which you'll never have). Pull your shit together man. If anything go on test. and hit the gym.
>>25127946
thanks. I'm not really lesbian though, but it does mean a lot hearing that.
>>25127948
No thanks
you know what they say about thai (((girls)))
Lol am I purtty yet
>>25127951
dear lord you are a fucking goddess
>>25127948
Hey dumb bitch liking low estrogen men doesn't make you a lesbian. It means you're straight like every other woman out there.
how do you guys make it so the girl version of you has long hair?
my female version on this app is always a dyke with glasses. fuck me lol
>>25127951
transform asap
>>25127953
>>25127946
>>25127946
>>25127946
>>25127946
quoted the wrong post, whoops
(this is an orginal post)
I think this was a bad idea bros
>>25127942
yeah i definitely lucked out genetically
dad's side were wimpy lanklets and he himself is a 5'5 manlet brainlet, but good face. i wish i still had his mugshot saved.
mom's side are nicely framed. wide shoulders, good ribcage, ez muscle mass, high intelligence. but big ugly noses and not-as-good faces. mom is 5'6
i came out with most of the good features of both sides and few of the bad, but i did end up with poor eyesight and poop brown eyes. somehow made it to 6'0 no idea where that came from but my mom was so happy she cried so rip short guys :c
fucking genetics, man. its a god damned lottery.
im pretty sure you are right that i have potential, but tfw 240 pounds. i need to at least get down to 180, preferably 160 if i can.
>>25127944
yeah, im the same way. i like being able to touch my hair.
thanks for the help. any hair style ideas?
>>25127946
>Lesbian
>Wants a relationship with a man
HAHAHAHA, oh man. The world these days.....
>>25127951
the things I would do to you
This thing is bullshit. Changes eyes too much. Shouldn't do that.
>>25127949
Be who you would be if you were the only person on the planet, or your life is just a waste. Believe me, if being a pretty feminine doll was a requirement for being a woman, my vag would have been confiscated long ago. Just do your stuff how you wanna do it.
>>25127673
>ER as a woman
Oh my
>>25127953
I like all girls, even the ones who are (male). Genitals don't really bother me because I don't really want sex. I just want to be close to girls and kiss them and braid their hair :3
qt boys of r9k, rollim a giant flaming homosexual, yes
>>25127963
Surprised no one's been doing this desu
>>25127955
Naw, man. I'm good
>>25127958
>any hair style ideas?
I'm not great with hairstyles, but I think a cleaned up version of what you have going on now would be nice. The pic I (You)'d was a bit unflattering because it looks disheveled in the front.
I think you look nice in >>25127843. You're destined to be a Chris Pratt look-a-like, but I wouldn't mind one
>>25127964
So you want to have friends or kids and you just have super low libido like all other women?
Still not lesbian.
>>25127965
i was going to post my pic but glad I changed my mind
>>25127965
none of these are that "qt" anon
>>25127910
His female form gets the soulless eyes hehehe
>>25127965
>not on the cute guy picture
>>25127965
>Not using the qt-est girls (boys)
>>25127959
>being controlled by lust for sex and genitalia
lmao isn't it time for you to wash your cumsock little boy? girls aren't for lewd, they're for taking to the frozen yogurt shop and telling them they can get whatever toppings they want, and then they look up at you like you're some kind of hero
>>25127965
Rolling for a 4
I want anon to destroy my ass
>>25127969
I don't have friends, just co workers who I get along with and only see at work. And I don't want kids either. I just want to find another girl who's transcended the flesh and go on cute dates with her. I love the feminine energy of people who identify as women.
>>25127965
give me my blackbot, give me 3
>>25127973
which one are you, I skipped some pictures because this is a 300 post thread
>>25127974
Make a seperate one for girls
>>25127693
I would include it in my master plan
>>25127979
I-I don't want to say.
>>25127964
Man you are a confused person. Our society has done you a great disservice by feeding you that bullshit.
You could have been happy and found a nice man who's on the effeminate side to take care of you, but instead you'll surround yourself with degenerates and mentally ill freaks and you may never have a legitimate quality relationship in your life. Feels bad man. Many such cases.
>>25127979
>not taking from the previous thread
they had better cute bois
>>25127982
Be fair, friendo. I grew up without the internet in a Catholic household and didn't even know what gay people were until highschool. I was completely miserable trying to repress my attraction for girls while I did my best to go through the motions I'd been taught. I dated a couple guys but felt panic at the idea of being close to them, which lead to a lot of pain. It's pretty presumptuous for you to assume so much about my life, you know.
>>25127965
>tfw will never be considered a cute boi
Please end me
>>25127984
Thing is you fit perfectly into the mould of a woman who's been emotionally damaged and has a low libido and emotional repulsion to men so she thinks she's a lesbian when she's really not.
You said it yourself you aren't really attracted to women, you just want physical intimacy anyway you can get it.
Real lesbians are rare as fuck.
Go to therapy.
>>25127986
Again, you're making assumptions. I've seen several therapists. I grew up in a solid two parent household and never had anything unusually bad happen to me. I'm actually doing pretty good in life, with a job and my own place. Why does it bother you to know that there are people who are attracted to the femininity of a woman and not just her genitals? I'm not hurting anyone and I pay my taxes. I'm more at peace with my identity than I've ever been.
>>25127987
As a woman you have a short period to capitalize on your youth and good looks to settle down and have a family. You may be happy now but will you be happy when you're 50 and living alone and your relationships with mentally ill freaks have all gone to hell?
It upsets me because there's a huge number of women in positions similar to you and it's fucking disgusting because 15 year down the road I'll be hearing from a swarm of women bemoaning how their solitude wishing there were more good men around who want to settle down with a 40 year old woman.
>>25127988
If you think you need a relationship to be happy, you have a lot of thinking to do. I'm passionate about my painting and calligraphy, which give me a reason to live and can't be whisked away by a fickle human who is led around by their reproductive organs. Sure it would be nice to have a girlfriend, but honestly most women these days are a bit too high maintenance. Plenty of strong willed people have been happy and single for most of their lives.
p.s. why will you be hearing from a swarm of women? just stay off social media when you're 40 and you'll be fine.
>>25127989
After 35 you could live another 60 years. What will you do then when all your peers are busy raising families? You sure you want to put 100k hours into calligraphy and painting?
I'm content living alone now too, but there's a difference between being content living alone for a handful of years after moving out of your parents house and living alone for decades and decades.
>>25127866
Emma Roberts??
Someone do one of Elliot Rodgers please
>>25127990
Maybe I'll pick up some new hobbies, or go somewhere weird, or try raising some exotic pet. I actually bought an ant farm online, we'll see how that goes. There's plenty of things in the world to keep someone occupied for a human lifetime. Hell, for the last few years maybe I'll just watch all the documentaries I was putting off or just try a lot of drugs. I don't plan on allowing myself to get too old anyways. I want to be independent to the end.
Don't get me wrong, turning my little vagina into a gaping factory for ungrateful, messy children while a condescending husband I'm not attracted to cheats on me sounds fucking awesome. Let's call it plan B, okay?
>>25127993
>turning my little vagina into a gaping factory for ungrateful, messy children while a condescending husband
See your strawman example shows you have no understanding of what a normal, healthy family is like. If you saw a good family in action or met a good man you'd drop those lesbian pretenses in a flash.
This is why I say you're just confused not actually a lesbian.
Now you also seem to have some prejudice of men. I don't mean to be critical here, it's quite possibly deserved in your case, some people have bad luck streaks when dealing with the opposite sex and wind up giving up. I think that's unfortunate when it happens to women like you (pseudo-lesbians) and when it happens to men (MGTOW) because I've seen what great families are like and know there's at least something out there worth striving for.
Now unfortunately I'm still a failure myself, thus why I'm on r9k, but that's another story.
Holy shit
Is this app on android?
>>25128021
Yes
>>25127991
good call. thanks for pointing this out
>>25127673
what a harrowing thought that i could have ended up a dumb broad
This is so fun :3
Please, someone tell me I'm pretty.
>>25128332
Post before and after pretty gurl
>>25128333
As you wish, sempai.
I think we made it lads, we finally made a transition thread simulator, well done
>>25128341
Hideous man, but a legit qt as a girl.
>tfw I am actually so beautiful that I could become a Victoria Secret model
No seriously holy shit I am magnificient
>>25128416
You are hurting my feelings.
>>25128416
I'm not that bad.
>>25128431
Why does no one tell me that I am beautiful? Dont you know that sweet qts are often insecure? Tell me that you would orbit me Reeeereeeee
>>25128461
Fuck, forgot pic.
>>25128431
>>25128462
Your face is weirdly narrow.
>>25128468
>weirdly narrow
Reeeeeee do you want me to kill myself
>>25128473
I bet you have a great personality, girl.
>>25128480
My personality is as beautiful as I am
>>25128489
Well, that doesn't say anything good about your personality, desu.
i'd fuck my lights out
R8
>>25128500
Kek he cant even suppress his misogyny when he sees a qt stacy who is actually a guy kek
>>25127673
fem shooter is qtttttttttttttttt
might actually be very accurate
>>25127674
here you go dude
>>25128431
Chin is kinda big
>>25128510
Id fuck you too anon
>>25128512
Legit pretty gurl/10
I don't know.
Rate me, anons
Kms
I look like a porn star /:
>>25128665
Eliza has shitty teeth. You spergs wish she was that good looking.
>>25128633
Incredibly accurate and incredibly good.
>>25128464
Hawttt
>>25128431
Mtf?
>>25127965
4 and 7 are the only ones who are even mildly good looking. Plus /r9k/... no one good looking goes on r9k.
>>25127951
Actually yeah.
>>25127936
>>25127937
JESUS
it's time to become a shemale
rate my transformation
>>25130731
Wrong file
Anyone mind transforming this?
>>25130516
7/10
>>25130796
I think the hair and lighting will make it hard
>>25130796
Just tried to, app won't detect face. Maybe it's the eyebrows?
Probably my eyebrows, thanks for effort friendly anons.
SUCC
>>25127771
He's on /b/ right now. He's been there making these threads over and over since yesterday.
>>25131694
>>25131697
now post your feminine penis
>>25131694
>>25131697
>>25131212
i lol'd
R8 me gently anon
I like me :3
>>25132516
I like this me too :3
There's like no difference, what does it mean? Should i kms?
>>25127806
yeah because women have it so easy
Soo I'll grow into a less charming Danny DeVito?
Though I like how the girl version has shorter hair due to my side buzzcut.
>>25132577
same here. do old; that works best from what i've seen (smile is great too).
>>25127703
helps that perfectly applied makeup is part of the editing
>mfw I put my face in and the hot filter doesn't change anything
>>25133490
Original
Look weird as fuck
>app instantly crashes
damn
>>25133490
Nose is different, but the eyes and mouth remind me a bit of Anna Kendrick
>Tfw you a cutie now
>>25127716
Stupid roach, chad and all the roaches will see me as a qt now!
>fem looks real close to pics of mom when she was young
spooky
r8?
>>25133617
>>25127857
I don't think so, it's pretty much just selfcest. And even if it was, we would still fuck.
I'd do me.
>>25131694
>>25130221
Show use what you would look like as a guy.
Rate me :)
I should make a tinder profile for my girl form
>>25133718
Lol thats a good idea
>>25133712
Frauke Petry/10
am i cute?
>>25133734
Honestly looks likes a model.
TFW would have been friendzoned by girl version of me...
warning: do not attempt girl form if you are bald
>>25133776
what kinda models are you lookin at
>>25128633
>>25128633
Can you please post just the female image without watermark? I'd like using it :)
>>25127675
why do women took picture with their index finger on their cheeks
>people saying they'd fuck the female version of themself
Dude, that's like saying you'd fuck your sister or mother
>>25135544
The female version of myself looks exactly like my cousin who I would fuck
I'm jealous of my girl version's complexion, but other than that it barely changes lol
Would you still fuck a female neckbeard?
Don't hit on me silly boys~
>>25135615
Women with mutton chops = 10/10
>>25135615
Another one. With sunglasses.
You want to do WHAT anon?
>>25135643
I can't fucking breathe.
>>25134134
Put a tshirt on your head and wear it like long hair, the app will give it hair texture
>>25127694
Prince?
>>25132646
sjw get out
I looks a bit like my sister... fug
>>25135598
The lips, eyes, eyebrows and jaw changed..
>>25135609
Wow you look just like your hot version. Plus your old man is sexy. Good job anon
>>25128665
HAHAHAHA she looks just like the man version holy fuck please tell me this has been posted to /r9k/
Man, I make some weird-looking girls.
>>25137032
6
>>25135598
7
>>25133799
8
>>25133621
6 cute but too much chin
>>25133490
8/9
>>25132234
8
>>25132093
7
Pls b gentle
>>25127718
>You: BUT I POOP FROM THERE
>Me: NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T
>>25127722
>the meaning of "go fuck yourself" is totally different now
I'm genuinely shocked at how strange this app is
>>25136826
Female trump looks like Madeleine Albright.
>>25128665
Do people honestly find Eliza attractive? She still hates all of her beta orbiters.
>>25133681
Post yours first
>>25137799
Hot me looks better
I could have been a qt boi or qt girl
>>25127965
GIBME 2
>>25127890
>male version can go fuck himself
anon...
Help I turned Hawaiian
HAHAHAHAHAH
I'm seriously considering becoming a girl.