femanons, have you ever hooked up with someone who was so bad

I have. Recently actually
There was this guy I liked (who I had fucked before- also bad) who I hung out with quite a bit. He invited me over and we drank and smoked quite a bit. We started talking about sexual things and he revealed to me that he wasn't actually into the things he said he was, and it turns out we weren't sexually compatible in the slightest. He wanted to still have sex which I agreed to and his dick is small, but he also didn't know how to use it and couldn't keep rhythm even slightly. It was extremely vanilla and uncomfortable and eventually I was like "yeah I'm really tired I need go home" and I just left and probably blue balled him. Worth it though because it was incredibly tense and uncomfortable and awkward for me

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>>25122453
Rip I'm a virgin but guess my dick is great but I'm so afraid about my performance the first time and if it will traumatize me

>>25122453
That sucks, what was he not into? Was he any good with his hands?

>>25122453
whats your definition of small

>>25122509
I mean... I think women would be understanding of it being your first time. You could find someone else who's also a virgin, that way there's not a risk of underperforming.
>>25122516
>>>25122453
He was generally very vanilla. He didn't like light bondage, exhibitionism, and he was submissive which the opposite of what I want. He was okay with his hands, but it wasn't worth it since I could achieve the same thing (with my hands) at home.
>>25122535
Under 5inches.

Oh man. Women can be very traumatizing. The urge to pursue them is getting less and less

>>25122559
Has a woman ever pursued you?

>>25122549
Isn't that hard when you're age 24?

>>25122577
You'd be surprised.

>>25122572
No, why would they ? Some of them kind of gave the signals of interest but i have a small penis too and i KNOW it will be traumatizing for me whether it's rejection or cheating so yeah i always turn down/ignore.

>>25122583
We'll I try tinder but get no matches and shit idgi I'm handsome imo maybe I should just randomly ask one out at a coffee shop or something

>>25122572
You just have to be honest, there are girls that like inexperienced dudes.
If you're honest you'll find someone, for example, I liked "deflowering" guys before I found my current bf.

>>25122590
Post a pic.
>>25122588
You can't overgeneralize like that...

>>25122577
>>25122592
Whoops answered to the wrong one lel

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>>25122597
You look like a young Sam Winchester

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>>25122596
Hey thanks this will be helpful I need to work on my shyness and approach about it.
>>25122597
Not a tinder pic btw lol

>>25122597
Yeah you're not bad looking at all. How tall are you? How are your social skills? Also, Tinder fucking sucks. You're not missing out on much.

>>25122609
I'm not super tall at 5'9" and my hobbies are a bit out there like thrifting for vinyl and ps1 games or craft beer lol but socially I am well rounded and can talk about a lot, wide variety of interests. I'm def the type to be a bit shy or awkward at first but it subsides real quick once I'm more warmed up to a person.

Tinder does suck, amen.

>>25122594
>You can't overgeneralize like that...
The possibility is 50% rejection, 50% mediocre sex (for them). And this is the era of freedom of choice, i don't see why they would want to fuck me and stay with me if they CAN choose to fuck bigger guys. So yeah sex is not very fun and exciting for me, i hope i can lose the urge and just move on.

>>25122618
Don't worry to much about the first time. I have a feeling that if you really really tried you could easily find a cute girl spend time with.

>>25122549
alot of females always say under 5 inches. did you actually measure it? was he self conscious about it

>>25122649
Some women primarily enjoy clit stimulation and a big cock either does nothing or is uncomfortable for them. Maybe she'd enjoy blowing you without having to fight against her gag reflex. Not everyone is a size queen.

>>25122651
Thanks, I'll keep at it. Not gonna lie this site has been discouraging. Like just yesterday a girl called me 4/10 and looking like a loser and not manly enough. I'm totally not buying it and disagree but still, even here like slightly above average girls on here in rate threads or "would you fuck or not" threads ignore me entirely or say something negative.

But if you also agree I'm not bad than that's a testament to hope still existing! I work in NYC after all, should be rolling in it. Gotta stay positive and not let a bitch bring me down

>>25122667
Yes he was self conscious about it, and no I did not measure it. No offense, but I'd rather not whip out a ruler and take the exact measurements of my partner's dick while we're going at it. 5 inches was an approximation. I know 5 inches is average.
My last boyfriend was about 5 inches, and sex with him was just fine. This was much smaller than how my last boyfriend's was, so I assumed it's under 5inches.

>>25122667
>>25122649
>>25122671
His penis being a smaller size isn't what made the sex bad anyway... it was more about his mannerisms and the overall atmosphere of the situation as well as the fact that we really didn't connect is what made the sex so shitty. I'd personally prefer a man who knows how to please me over a man with a giant dick.
>>25122674
Those threads are fucking stupid and full of girls who think way too highly of themselves. Don't let this site (which is full of degenerates and NEETs) ruin your self-confidence. Completely ignoring the fact that I have a type from an unbiased standpoint, I find you good looking. Seems like you're a pretty solid individual, too. That's more than a lot of people can say.

>>25122699
Thanks! You seem like a chill girl :)

>>25122549
>Under 5inches.
YASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>femanons, have you ever hooked up with someone who was so bad in bed that you just made an excuse to leave or go to sleep?

NOPE HAHAHAHA fuck you tiny dick losers

>>25122509
You will suck your first time thanks to anxiety

Yes. He was well-hung, and fairly more attractive than the general.

But he was like...2 thrusts and done. -_-
He always wanted to fuck because he liked having sex with me, and finally I was like "Sorry but you always say 'next time I'll get you off' or 'next time I'll finger you' or 'next time i'll eat you out' but you never do and I don't get off, so i don't enjoy our time together."

We don't talk anymore

>>25123905
>>25123905
Sad to hear:( I'm not the eating out type but boy does it turn me on the get a girl off with my hands while kissing her neck or nibbling and sucking her nipples

>>25123829
I call bullshit.

>falling for the brandon troll

>>25123905
You don't sound white

I mean, what's the point of migrating to a western country if you don't dedicate the rest of your life with big white cocks that you saw in porn, right ?

>>25122597
You look like a pothead desu.

And 4/10 would be slightly below average, they use the 5 for average scale on 4chan.

>>25122435
this is a pretty hard thing to do. I was dating a guy, falling in love. He had mad charisma, hot senior job in the city When we got into bed to 'watch a movie' he was so good at kissing and held my throat. i was super wet. Then he fingered me, felt nice.. Then he put his penis in and when people say they couldn't feel it i thought this was an exageration. I. could. not. feel. anything. he came but i just thought whats the point and it ended.

>>25122435
In college a dude tried to rape me but his peen was literally the size of my pinky finger. It was bizarre. It didnt work and I left quickly.

I had a boyfriend who was just really bad at sex. We hardly ever fucked and when we did, if I wasnt on top, it was just like some lazy old dog was pathetically trying to hump me. He didnt go down on me and he couldn't do much with his hands. He was like the personification of "sex in missionary for sole purpose of procreation"

Meanwhile with my current boyfriend, I got off the other night without him even penetrating me.

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>>25123905
Guys like this GOTTA learn to use their hands. My dick game is great and I still love getting people off with my fingers; nothing like making a shaking mess out of someone and THEN fucking them.

>>25124381
Implying below average isn't bad
>dafuck

>>25124441
No.
GUys like us should just go on a shooting spree.
We're not meant to pass natural selection so why be kind and compassionate anyway.
I won't let you perfect people intimidate me

>>25124692
Just kill yourself. Pussy.

>>25124717
yeah

after we took some of you

>>25124441
Can confirm. I like being fingered and then getting fucked. It makes everything 10x better.

>>25124959
Just a finger or two, or some real hard fist fucking? I love using my hands, but it's usually more fun if she's not *too* worked up before we actually fuck.

>>25124971
I like my clit rubbed gently so neither :)

>>25122597
You look pretty solid in this picture, Brandon.

>>25122453
I can keep rhythm and I am always thinking of fun and creative ways to screw, but I am so terribly insecure about my lack of dick girth (and length) and my looks (I honestly want to cry and punch the mirror every time I look at my miserable reflection) that I'm sure a girl would not be able to feel me inside her and would regret getting with such an oafish-looking loser that the whole experience would be beyond embarassing for everyone involved.


Out of low self-esteem and high self-hatred, I've never been with a girl, had a fling, one-night-stand, date, NOTHING.


I'm so lonely I could die.

>>25122597
Brandon...get a life.

>>25126240
Read this post
>>25122699

>>25126240
Finger her till she's thrashing on your hand, then let her suck you off after a few orgasms. Figure out how to get her off and your below average penis will likely be irrelevant. Penetrative sex is not the end-all be-all.

>>25126795
Who would want to be so sad as to get with a guy who HAS to get her off with his hand because he's not man enough to do it the way nature intended?

Fucking kill me now.

>>25124733
YES WE YOU BIG DICKED PUSSY FUCKERS.

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>>25126240
>not be able to feel me inside her
Vaginas can feel just about anything.
My favorite thing is being eaten out and fingered with 2 fingers, I love dick, but not even an 8x6 feels /that/ good

So, I hadn't been laid in almost 2 months. Couldn't find anyone I was attracted to. Guy randomly messages me. Saw him around, wore a lot of black big emo jackets. He thought I had a huge crush on him just because I "stared" (I have explained that I was just confused about seeing a member of the Addams family walking around my quiet ass town) anyway - arranged to meet, I was trying to be friendly (got the wrong idea and thought I was obsessed) day 1, he didn't show up. day 2 he was an hour late, started getting ready after I asked him where he was, had to go over to where he was. He complained the entire walk to mine about the distance. Played screamo music to set the mood after arriving to my room. Started talking about his ex. I changed the music to what I liked and he complained about it, I stayed polite. He just made himself comfortable on my bed and carried on talking about her. I didn't want him to stay longer than intended so I started making out with him. I had never kissed a smoker so it was just a horrible taste of stale cigarettes. He bit my lip and I thought okay... this might be good :) then he bit my tongue and I changed my mind. The foreplay was pretty good and I was expecting a lot. He took a really long time to get things from just kissing to sexual and kept gloating about how big his dick is and how good he is and what he can do. He took forever to move things on from kissing, I had to unclothe both of us. He complained about me taking off his black skinnies. He then complained about using a condom. I made him anyway. He got mad when I offered to put it on him. While we were fucking he wouldn't move, he just layed there. We both had only slept with one other person. I kept asking if it was okay or if he wanted me to stop and he kept saying no even though I was doing all of the work. The he just he said he was just tired. So I got off and just laid next to him and told him it's okay. Then he actually fucks me but cums in 2 minutes.

>>25126893
shit that's long. Hold up I'll shorten it with green text.

>>25126898
>Sexually frustrated from 2 month break
>Emo guy wants to bang
>Emo guy brags to friend how I have been obsessed with him tho I didn't know who he was
>Stood me up on first date at mine
>didn't mind
>showed up hour late on second.
>started getting ready after I texted him to remind him
>made me walk further to meet him
>Complained about my clothes.
>complained about me being tiny.
>complained about the walk to mine
>Took over my music with screamo music to "set the mood"
>screamed (whisper screamed) the lyrics to seem cool
>cringe.jp
>Started gloating about the sexual things his ex did
>I changed the music to change the subject from anal, he complained.
>started kissing
>Cigarette taste is awful.
>Kisses for aggess.
>bites lip
>yay
>bites tongue
>wtf?
>Takes forever to begin taking off my clothes
>I had to undress both of us
>he complained about me taking off his skinnies.
>complained about wearing a condom
>Complained about me wanting to put it on him
>Gloated about his sex. He just laid there.
>Blamed it on being tired.
>Finally fucked back.
>came in 2mins.
>Complained about arriving home late (trying to suggest a sleepover)
>Sent him home at 11pm in the rain.

>>25126920
Damn. Even I could do better than that.


It just seems that every girl I'm attracted to either has a boyfriend or is physically repulsed by me.

Also, I could never feel right to be so cocky as have illogical confidence and talk up so girl and toy with her like that.

I feel like maybe for some tall, cute emo boy she'd put up with that shit, but with me she'd be glad I never responded and that she'd come to her senses and realize I was so fucking short, ugly, boyish, awkward, and unworthy of sex the whole time.

>>25122549
I'm not a virgin but I've never had a girlfriend or fuckbuddy, just one night stands... So I have barely any practice... I've hooked up with about 25 women but most of them I couldn't get hard for or could not perform well for etc. I have performance anxiety too. I can get women off with my fingers or tongue (sometimes, I'm much better with hands), but I need to be able to smash.

How can I practice? I can't get hard for women who don't look like models so it's even more difficult to get practice.

>>25122453
You know, my experiences have led me to tend to always err on the side of blaming women, but in this case, he completely deserved it.
Like I get being desperate but if you're going to lie about the things you're into at least do them with the girl once you've ensnared her saying you like them.

>>25123905
Again I don't feel bad for the guy at all. How lazy can you be? Am I actually a sex genius despite being a virgin? Like it never seemed that complicated to me about the foreplay and all that, you just think "if I had erogenous zones shaped like this, what kind of things would feel good?"
Can normalfags not into empathy and imagination?

>>25127013
>Like it never seemed that complicated to me about the foreplay and all that, you just think "if I had erogenous zones shaped like this, what kind of things would feel good?"
>Can normalfags not into empathy and imagination?
This 100%. Pussy is easy to work if you pay any attention to her response. Also, I just remembered one of the few times I was actively bad at sex; she specifically told me she liked focus on her nipples and I couldn't get my mind out from between her legs, so it ended in disappointment all around. Wish I could have a second chance at that one.