sextoy thread rate,post,or talk about toys you wish you had

>>25119896
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>>25119896
That's like... $2,000 dollars sitting on a tile floor

Shit I'm such a jew

How does masturbation sleeve/stroker compare to hands ? Oh, i have a small curved penis too

are those things even worth it, given the price/constant cleanup? They also don't last v long, but I don't really know.

>>25120244
>$2,000 dollars
/maybe/ a few hundred dollars, most of those are basic models, maybe like $50 for a few if they're an idiot.

I cant find the webm i saved, but i saw this jelly toy on 4chan somewhere... it was maybe abou 3inches big, and it was a transparent sleeve that looked really simply and easy to help jerk off (looked way better than my usually death grip hand, plus I wanna try train myself to be more used to how real sex feels, as I might be getting back into the groove with that (I'm not a virgin, just having a long dry spell, cause fat loser))

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I'll contribute. These are mine. I don't know if I've spent more on toys or my computer.

>>25121375
Gender?

>>25121375
What's the one that looks like a bike horn...
In the middle sort of

>>25121395
I would think it would be obvious, based on the various rabbits, but female. >>25121414
It's a shitty nipple pump. Doesn't work that well.

>>25121515
You can never be sure on /soc/

which is your favorite?

>>25121515
nice collection.sorry but i have to ask.whats the specs of your computer?

>>25121537
AMD 8350, ASUS Sabertooth 990fx, 16gbs DDR-3 Ram, 250gb ssd, 1tb hd secondary, sapphire radeon rx 480 reference, 650w power supply. All in a white NZXT Phantom 530.

>>25121812
Hoseph, peg me hard. Punish me too.

>>25121812
I still can't comprehend how could those few toys cost more than that.

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I'm a virgin faggot and I want to buy something that was designed for the primary function of going in my butt.
What dildos are good? I've used a lot of items, but never an actual sex toy before. I'm looking for something at least 7".
Thanks.

>>25121859
I added it up once, it's honestly close. I'm only around $1100 for my pc, whereas I've spent around 2k on toys. >>25121816
I'm lacking the equipment for that, honestly.

>>25121812
nice.still out of the topic but what games are you playing this period?

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I really want to buy a dildo,but I'm always too pussy to go into the store. Tips?

Don't say "Buy Online" BTW,I live with my folks still.

>>25122047
I know you don't want to buy online, but seriously: buy online. You can grab something on Amazon and throw a dildo in the order. Get a book and make sure both are delivered by Amazon. Hell, you can even get same day in some areas. No one questions an Amazon box.

>>25122047
Just go to the store and remember that they're sold dildos to guys like you before, it's they're job, they don't give a fuck.

>>25121988
I've been sticking with ESO as of late. It's easy and I don't have to think about it. I want to finish witcher and after that I'm open to suggestions.

>>25122133
thanks for answering,have fun with your games and your toys

Any good references on a first time buyer for a fleshlight? Don't want to shell out too much money and be disappointed.

>>25121375
what kind of fetish/kink do you have?

>>25123076
Orgasms. I like those.

>>25121866
https://www.pinkcherry.ca/kink-everything-butt-in-deep-anal-snake

>>25123095
kek'd. Nice collection btw, I only have a couple of bullet vibes myself

I wish I had a realdoll. The real thing, not a cheap imitation. I'd say that I'd get one one day but I'd be too scared I'd die with a $6,000 sex doll in my apartment.

Anyone have any experience with fuck dolls of any kind? Was it worth the $?

>>25120445
depends on the country they're bought in
most of those will cost around $100 in canada
so almost 2000 for 19 fleshlights sounds accurate

>>25123171
On amazon.ca there are 6 pages of fleshlights that are less than $50, and only 1 that is above $100

>>25123139
> too scared I'd die with a $6,000 sex doll in my apartment.
you're in luck they only cost half that price
http://www.lovedreamer.com/Custom-Full-Size-Love-Doll
between $2,200 to $3,830
depending on accessories

>>25123231
depends where you shop

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These are the only dongs I have. So far...
Thinking of trying some new lube. I've tried Onatsuyu and J-lube.
Onatsuyu works great for onaholes. J-lube is nice since it comes in a powder from and I can mix it up how ever I want.
The only downside to both is they dry up too fast to use for butt stuff.
I'm about to order some BD cum lube. Is this good to go with or is there better for cheaper?

>>25122189
Tenga, eggs, or juicy
$9 to $20 each

Currently my favorites are my vibease. I have the og vibease and the esthesia. The battery life is better on the original one but it isn't an internal toy.
The Bluetooth remote control and partner features are really really fun for long distance or Skype sessions. I can even connect with strangers off kink forums, let them control my toy and then delete them from ever accessing it again. Highly recommend them :) (also the esthesia isn't huge so for tighter women it's fucking brilliant)

>>25123388
how much dildo can you put in you?

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Bet you didn't expect this haha.

''What are those?''

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Purged my toy collection a few months ago, but got real drunk and horny last night and ended up ordering this.

There's a little bit of lingering buyers remorse but got damn I can't wait to go to town on my ass with it.

>>25124160
That's way too many things to sick in a pee hole.
Some questions for you.
Ever damaged yourself or got any infections?
Ever found a parter/girl into it?
Do you have any genital piercings?
How'd you get into it?

Any sleeve that can help me with dead grip syndrome? Other than fleshlight what are some good alternative?

>>25124220
why did you purged them?

Is there any vibe out there that can upstage the magic wand for home use? nothing that involves insertion, my wife can't handle anal and always only wants my dick inside.

>>25124706
I have the hitachi and I honestly don't like it. The Lelo Smart wand is better if you want a wand, albeit more expensive. I recommend the WeVibe Tango.

>>25122189
Go buy a box of gloves and make a fifi. Easy and discrete

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>>25124244

Not enough things you mean.

>Ever damaged yourself or got any infections?
No damage ever done. Did however get an infection twice over the past 7 years but I was just not careful.
>Ever found a parter/girl into it?
Yes, had two girls into it in person. Also run a blog with tons of pictures/videos and currently have 8 woman interested watching/participating.
>Do you have any genital piercings?
Don't have a piercing, would get in the way... but do have a smaller meatotomy.
>How'd you get into it?
I was 16, hated anal and was sad there was nothing else to explore. Found my urethra and it was love at first sight haha.

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these are my toys.penis pump with 2 tubes 2' and 2.25' each
leather cock ring
fleashlight pilot

>>25124966
How's pilot? Is it discreet enough or people will still recognize that it's a sex toy?

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>>25124928
>Also run a blog with tons of pictures/videos
Link?

>>25125046

Sorry, rather not share it on 4chan. I'm also straight and already have around 1500+ followers that are male sending me tons of messages. :/

The largest toy I can use is 14mm by the way.

>>25124991
its is kinda discreet.i have it hidden most of times.except when i am using it or a girl wants to use it on me.feels just good not great.and its not very long...but it is a decent toy

Any recommendations for a vibrating prostate massager? I'm a newbie. The biggest thing I have inserted is one of my skinny fingers. I felt nothing.

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My two sex toys. Each costing more than twice my computer did.

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>>25119896
My fleshlight feels really good, but it doesn't get used all that often because of the mess (lube gets on your hands and anything else you might touch, and will also sometimes drip on things). The cleanup afterwards is definitely annoying to me- but that could just be because I'm spent post-orgasm. The orgasms are intense and it's nice to have something other than my hand, but I usually default to the old fashioned method.

>>25120373
I've had mine 4 or so years and haven't noticed any degradation. But I've also probably used it less than 50 times.

>>25121375
That is quite an impressive collection. Do you mind if I ask how often you use one of them? And do you ever still just use your hands, or a toy every time?
>>25122133
If you mean The Witcher 3, I would also check out the DLC for it if you're enjoying it already and don't have the GOTY version. I've been enjoying Metal Gear Solid V lately. I'm not the best at stealth games, but I'm having a good time anyways.

>>25126198
nice dong
would like to see u fucking the FL properly

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>>25119896
Just ordered me a double density King Cock 6.5 inch. Are they good? My old one was destroyed.

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>>25123876
About 7 inches. I haven't done a deep enema yet. I'm going to get a kit to do one soon.

Question. So I've seen in many videos where people push dildos all the way in them then push them back out. I'm scared to do that because I don't want it to get stuck. What are the chances of it getting stuck if I go all the way in?

Also, pic related is my current favorite thing to do. Strap it up then ride it like a bull. Its useful for many positions.

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Maybe you all can help me. I think I'm broken. I haven't found a single thing that works for me. I'm male, just a bit around average length at 5.75 to 6".

I've tried various fleshlights, with only the tightest type being stimulating enough, but not amazingly. I've used other devices, like tenga and off-brands. I've tried prostate stimulation with 2 different toys, one fat, one skinny. I've tried violet wands on myself, and find I like doing to others, rather than myself (which is fine, but still). 2 types of couples sex toys that vibrate us both, wevibe and a lelo one. I played with one of those pumps to get more sensitive (I read all the safety stuff, didn't overdo it or anything) but it didn't work. Nipple stimulation doesn't work for me, not orally fixated, don't enjoy asphyxiation and nothing really beats my hand although I kind've expected that anyways.

I wanted to try out the larger toys that you lay down and actually fuck, maybe a fuck doll. Maybe something like in the picture, not that exact one, but similar. Also thinking about an electronic stroker, but am deterred because of costs and having any of it not work on me.

Am I broken?

>>25126467
Stop jerking it for a month and I bet you find a lot more things work.

>>25126198
>Do you mind if I ask how often you use one of them?
Every few days, or at least once a week I use one. I like a combo of the smart wand and the pure wand the most.
>And do you ever still just use your hands, or a toy every time?
I still use my hands quite regularly.
>check out the DLC
Already have all of them. In regards to stealth games, I'm wondering about giving the Thief series a shot.

>>25126477
I've done this, but at 2 weeks, sex included. I definitely came with more volume, but I actually felt like I was the same sensitivity.

Besides, I don't wanna have to wait a month between each use, or few uses.

>>25126836
How do you masturbate? You probably need to stop gripping so hard, and definitely don't lay face down and hump the bed/a pillow.

>>25126870
Classic stroking method, teasing the head. Not gripping too hard until the end, and that's only for control so I don't make a mess.

>>25126467
I have a similar problem but with sex, it's really hard to enjoy bj and hj. Actual sex also feels lacking. I used to masturbate everyday but now I'm doing nofap. Is there any way to cure this? Feelsbadman.gif

b u mp

>>25128238
Don't know what to tell you about sex, but I find facefucking to be really stimulating. It might be because I'm sadistic, but I really like the feeling too.

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>>25119896
I've just broken up with my gf of a year and a bit. I can't really go and pull a girl to fill my hole atm as I've got job pressures. Is a fleshlight worth the money or should I stick to fapping?

>>25130021
A fleshlight feels super-great, but mine gather's dust because I don't really want to do all the clean-up work. It's a real pain in the ass, but I got the Lisa Ann model, which was nice.

What I really want is a fucking Bad Dragon Nova in large. I've got the Kage, which only comes in medium, and knotting that thing just puts this awesome squeeze on my prostate. I know I'd have to work up to it, but I really want that huge nova dick in my ass. My wife is scared of the kage, which is kind of funny. She doesn't know how I get it up there. There's some rocky territory we're going through, and in two of the three possible outcomes I'm probably going to go looking for some dick to bottom on, which is cheaper than the $200 I'd have to pay for that fucking BD.

>>25126467
I don't know, dude, maybe you're just not wired for it. I mean, you enjoy the sex, right? I feel like if you enjoy it, the orgasm being a little lack-luster probably shouldn't kill the fun for you. What do I know, though? I like to stuff a rubber lizard dick in my ass while my wife blows me.

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>>25126208
Thanks. Yeah, I was close to finishing there and trying to make it last a little longer. I don't have any vids of me just going to town on it.

>>25126507
That combo sounds intense. Which is mostly why I was asking about the toys/use of hands- I've heard of girls (and guys) getting desensitized by toys and having a difficult time reaching orgasm any other way.
>Thief series
I've never played them. I feel like it's been a few years since the last one came out, so it should at least be an inexpensive experiment for you.

This part's great... and then you have to clean it, clean yourself, pat it dry and leave it out somewhere to further dry. For anyone still wondering if they should buy one, I don't regret my purchase. But with the clean up and care involved, it's not likely to be a daily use item for most people.

>>25130672
that orgasm looks fucking great
really nice work
is it possible to get moar of u somehow?

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Two questions.
Where do I get beads like the top ones in pic related? Preferably with more beads. Everywhere I look only has the bottom style.

What is your routine for doing a deep cleansing enema?

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>>25120253
It really adds to the variety.

As a permavirgin it's nice to feel something besides your hand once in a while.

>>25121812
solid build.

only just now may need upgrading.

rum

>>25133576
>only just now may need upgrading.
It's just over a year old, but I took about 6 months picking the parts out and buying them. Such is the burden of building a pc... it's never finished until you start a new one.
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>>25132328
I admire your persistence

>>25122047
The people selling them don't give a shit. They sell sex toys to people all day long. Same with condoms

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>>25134438
This. Otherwise just order them it will normally be shipped neutral.

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>>25134775
Assuming that this thing only cost 24 € (with shipping) it feels amazingly good.

>>25134279
well,this is the last one

>>25119896
top left is tera :D

>>25134279
You jumped in at a shit time.

AMD was literally a few months from releasing their new processors (which are out now and pretty fuckin nice).


HMU if you ever wanna talk tech or somethin.

Kik: HMSCelestia

>>25137966
I wouldn't have bought FX processors in the last three years, used Intel is much cheaper and competetive. Ryzen is really good, I hope 6+ cores become mainstream now.

Anyone have decent priced, good quality violet wand recommendations? I don't want to blow a socket out but i also don't want to pay lots of money for one.

Does anybody know what it would feel like on a clit? Could you cum from it? I'm getting tired of my hitachi.

>>25119896
Halp, my fleshlight is starting to rough up, anything I can do to mend this?
Looks like skin peeling off

>>25139865
Buy a new one that isn't cheap and wash it more than once a year.

>>25139865
use a condom?

>>25126143

What are they like? I've had 2 fleshlights that I've enjoyed, but honestly I think if my relationship ended and I got a bonus at work or something I'd be really tempted to splash it on something like this?

Any more pics of them too?

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>>25141439
The truth is, I never thought I would bond with them so much. I absolutely enjoy the shopping, dressing, photography angle. They are amazing to sleep with, cuddle with to watch TV, they are blissfully quiet, never spend MY money, and I can lock them in a closet whenever I want. Who says you can't buy love? I have quite literally thousands of photos in all different wigs, outfits and poses.

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>>25142089

just lost my virginity the othernight, at one point he used a bullet vibe while fucking me and it felt fucking amazing. 10 out of fucking 10.

>>25142103
nice,which was better the dick or the bullet?

>>25119896
Wish I had a boi toy.

>>25145231
what that?

>>25123388
Just came with that dildo 10 inches up my ass.
My body feels like its on another plane of existence right now.

>>25146436
how far do you think had gone in?

>>25126386
Too dangerous. If you are really good at controlling your muscles, you could give it a go with a "safety net" like a cord tied to the dildo. But i saw many people at the hospital with something lost inside them...

>>25145870
It's a male human to have sex with
>>25146618
10"
>10 inches up my ass
>it's a 12" dildo

>>25146970
How does porn and cam girls make it look so easy?!
I might try tying a string around it for safety.
Or it might be time for a longer donger.

.b

Does anyone have a chinese clone fucking machine?

I'm looking at a FM18.