Roast thread?

>>25106565
You look the type of slut who'd blow someone in a portapotty at a Skrillex concert then shout rape the next day

>>25106563
You're self conscious of you're ears
>>25106565
You're self conscious of you're smile

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>>25106616
Forgot the only good selfie I've ever taken..

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>>25106563
Big ol ears
>>25106565
Lips dryer than the universe

>>25106565
You look like one of those optical illusions where you can see both an old lady and a young girl in a fur coat

>>25106620
Future ISIS recruit

>>25106735
Bruh.. You know what that means..?!

>>25106648
Top fucking kek, i'm so dead.

>>25106636
fucking chad only looks good in one photo

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>>25106565
Your hair looks like a grill brush. And not a fresh, I just bought this, grill brush. The kind that scrapped off years of burger grease and has been shredded down to a rusty, wirey, filthy, tetanus cesspool. Picture related

>>25106636
You think you're a philosopher like Plato but you're really just the guy that blew money away for Shit tier degree

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>>25106563
You look like you work at a call center.

>>25106565
You look cute enough to be in a movie but only as 'girl #2'.

>>25106565
Hey boxxy

>>25106963
LOL. I thought the same fucking thing!

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Roast bod plz

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>>25106620
Congratulations. You have been selected to artificially become more beautiful.

>>25106771
I photoshopped that one for him. It came out well, I don't blame him for always using it.

>>25106971
Nobody?

>>25106987
Did you deliberately take the lowest-quality picture possible? Blurry as shit, try again.

>>25106987
Youve been infected by bogdabots. The face your torso and stomach make confirm this

>>25106990
I'll try again hands shake :(

>>25106992
That sucks. Maybe set the phone down and take the picture on a timer?

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>>25106991

>>25107008
Dont fucking talk to me faggot

>>25107017
Why?

>>25107024
Give me your home address.

>>25107017
I just want u faggots to tell me what I can improve on

>>25107031
Tell me yours first

>>25107040
I asked first.

>>25107044
Dfw Texas

>>25107044
Using a proxie?

>>25107057
Youre pathetic go away.

>>25107069
Kek again

>>25107069
Lets see what u look like.

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>>25106563
boy you look like Dopey from the 7 dwarves
>>25106565
you look like what pops up in the mirror of a haunted Zumies
>>25106620
you look like you just woke up from being asleep for a week
>>25106636
ill just roast you the way you've been roasting other people

nice photoshop you silly goose
>>25106821
where else would we find a fat black guy? You look like Ice Cube if he was into anime and let himself go
>>25106977
you look like snoop dog's mexican cousin

gimme your worst /soc/

>>25107103
Give me a roast plz

>>25107114
you look like douchebag Sasquatch because youre running away from your own picture.

>>25107126
Thx bruh

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>>25107092
Mon ami

>>25107144
Wheres the harpoon?

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Be gentle >>25107187
Jesus?

>>25106563
This pelican is a local at his corner shop starbucks, vegan soy lattes while watching TED talks on feminism on his new mac book air, a real "real men defend the rights of muslims" kinda operator while his girl friend is out getting fucked by other man.
>>25106620
you look like the kind of guy that is envious of his sisters moustache
>>25106636
a real mans boy if your catching what im pitching
>>25106821
how does it feel knowing you could play fat albert because of your body and what you put in womens drinks to sleep with you
>>25106898
do you really think that hat will hide you huge forehead?
>>25106971
a blurry photo and a flattering camera angle doesn't hide you flabby body, and your beenie isn't hiding your receding hair line
>>25106977
ive seen dolphins with thicker lips then you
>>25107144
i think i can remember your tinder profile "literal garbage, with daddy kink, buy me nuggets and maybe we can talk about fucking"
>>25107187
playing those four chords on your $40 acoustic guitar is about the only fingering you will actually do
>>25107580
that loser shirt says more than i ever could

>>25107758
a "chad" who peaked in high school, still bragging about the one time he got half a hand job from a drunk hot slut who had slept with 4 other guys that night. bleached blonde hair and a velcro wallet signal that this man still hasn't forgotten how cool 2009 was, still rocking out to the red hot chilli peppers suck my kiss and blink-182's all the small things

>>25107748
I think so

>>25107766
Dude i was like 12 years old in 2009

>>25106980
Legit. Can confirm that's what my face looks like.

>>25107103
Ayyy you got me, you actually eats your pet snakes

>>25107748
I wish I had one..

bumper

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>>25106563
That pillow is the only thing you will ever hold in your arms.

>>25106565
Tom Holland cosplaying as Boxxy.

>>25106620
It's about time you accepy you can't grow a beard and try growing a personality instead.

>>25106636
Did your cat scratch your face before shooting a load on your hair?

>>25106821
Nice bed sheet you're wearing

>>25106898
Someone take this back to Madame Tussauds

>>25106971
Are those memory wristbands for your gains?

>>25106977
Even your collarbones are trying to escape your body out of embarrassment

>>25107103
Did you get a pet snake so you could finally have something interesting to talk about with other people?

>>25107144
A gym membership generally works better than a close up.

>>25107187
I can tell from your finger you never had a day of manual work in your life. Drop the lumberjack cosplay, faggot.

>>25107580
L for Lack of gender?

>>25107758
>I hope /soc/ won't notice my lip herpes with this b&w shot

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Lets try this with one of the pictures where i don't look completely rubbish, only halfway.

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Roast me. I was wasted in this pic.

>>25110054
Wtf? Are you a female hipster mario? I bet you peg your bf in the ass in oregon, because that's the only place you'd find a mate in.

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>>25110062
I was cosplaying Arale and I peg my bf in the ass in Seattle :^)

>>25106565
Yes, we all know the guys you talk to are tired of your mentally unstable antics. You probably leave dirty tampons in your waste basket for weeks. I bet you cried when the guy from your last one-night stand didn't text you back.
>>25110071
You look like the pig snapchat filter. Did your parents neglect to teach you about carbs, or are they just as fat as you? You probably think you're so quirky, cute, and funny. How many times a day do you take quizzes on Buzzfeed to find out what flavor of ice cream you are, and then share the results on Facebook? Nobody cares about your self-indulgent grossness.

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>>25106563 etc
>>25106565 newblood with the old 'I'm into anal' choker
>>25106620 just cuck my shit up senpai
>>25106636 literally looks like you washed your hair with a fountain of drying cum
>>25106821 etc chicken
>>25106898 i know its fake but kekeke
>>25106971 kid you're hyped on energy drinks and trying to hold a camera still for your dyel rate
>>25106977 still arab
>>25106980 the saga of cuck continues
>>25107008 the saga of shit photos continues
>>25107103 reptiles have feelings too etc
>>25107144 filename
>>25107187 nails cut still dirty
>>25107580 what are you doing now that hillary lost (insert gender pronoun)
>>25107758 date rape
>>25109183 date rape part deux
>>25109233 what is this a picture for ants
>>25110054 same question about hillary
>>25110071 i m p l y i n g bf

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>>25110054
you look like the nerdy kid in the BK kids club

>>25106821
you look like transsexual nigger.

>>25109183
You look like a balloon and Michael Jackson procreated. Have you texted Annie today to see if she's okay?
>>25107758
How many girls named Maddie do you talk to, and how many of them do you call "so gorgeous :))" in attempts to maybe feel your first pair of tits? You look like you say stupid shit like, "I just do me and I don't care who doesn't like it(:". Stop it, Ellen Degeneres. That's enough.
>>25107580
See
>>25109183

>>25107187
Drives a 1990 Toyota Camry and is way too proud of it. I bet all you do is play Pokemon Go and smoke weed with some dude named "Lacey". Where did your parents go wrong?
>>25107144
I mean, you kinda roasted yourself by posting this...
>>25107103
I don't think you know what roast means. I also don't think you know what "coitus" means because if you did, you wouldn't be doing anything of the things you're currently doing. Also, I see you post in every single rate thread. How does it feel to be a solid 2/10?
>>25106980
Once again, you roasted yourself by posting this.
>>25106977
The female version of Meg Griffin.
>>25106821
Who let Harambe out of the Cincinnati Zoo?
>>25106636
This is upsetting in more ways than one. I must know- what tragedy has happened to you in your life that makes you punish yourself with so much mediocrity..? Grow a god damn beard, dress better, and stop taking gay ass selfies. Maybe one day your dad will be proud of you.

>>25110177
>my wife's son Deeshawn was released from jail today, we're so proud of you!

>>25110177
fat disgusting goon faggot but we both knew that
>>25107758
justin beiber lookin ass nigga
>>25107580
genderqueer dora the explora
>>25107187
faggot heroin addict from portland
>>25107144
you will get to stay in america just because your fat ass is too heavy to throw over the wall
>>25107103
you are just one creepy faggot
>>25107008
dyel
>>25106898
you are the artistic inspiration for the lady in the NOWAG comics

>>25110209
Pathetic. I didn't think they allowed 9 year-olds on this website.

>>25110208
the feel when deshawn the man of the house now
>>25110209
do better, we both know you can

>>25109233
You look like a skinwalker, and yet you still probably get more vagina than these boys:
>>25107758
>>25107580
>>25107144
>>25107103
>>25106977
>>25106898

>>25110223
insulting you is an exercise in redundancy

>>25110223
She can't. We both know she can't.

>>25106563
"Here in my garage in the Hollywood Hills with my Lamborghini.."

>>25110230
i guess i was wrong
i apologize for believing in you

>>25110231
you right tho
good looks senpai

>>25110236
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>>25110227
>>25110223
try-hard faggots embarassing themselves

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>>25110248
step up

>>25110198
Holy fuck I forgot this was a thing

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>>25107580
i remember middle school
>>25109183
hope youre enjoying that business/economics degree your parents payed for. and tell the stripes on your clothes to pick a direction
>>25110071
everything about you is round
>>25110177
buys all his clothes from walmart
>>25110204
and this is what happens when you try so hard you fall on your face. How about you post a picture of yourself you NEET.
>>25110209
and this is what happens when you have the mental capacity of a pencil

>>25110285
this nigga said buys his clothes from wal*mart wearing a columbia jumper his mother bought from kohls

this shirt i'm wearing is my clean the house shirt because bacon is tasty and I am tasteful

>>25110289
why are you speaking like a black person

>>25110289
still a step up from walmart lmao. This man called himself tasteful. wtf do you even know about chemistry anyway, you look like the manager of a Family Video.

>>25110302
man i really did leave for a long time huh
>>25110312
*architect

>>25110323
drawing fantasy designs for your rape dungeon does not count as being an architect

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Please?

>>25110334
baby it aint a fantasy when you slidin on my pudding pop

>>25110285
>posts in a roast me thread
>gets mad when thoroughly roasted
you signed up for this

>>25110831
Get into the gas chamber you dirty fucking mongrel.

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>>25110345
Congratulations. You have been selected to artificially become more beautiful.

>>25110970
I don't know how you did that.

>>25106563
Abdul moiz what are you doing on 4chan HARAAAAM

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>>25107033
> I just want u faggots to tell me what I can improve on
You can get your mommy to buy you a real phone. Or cut down on the meth.

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what do you guys think?

im very redpilled
im someone outside the system observing degeneracy and waiting for the right moment to stir up a socialist revolution

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>>25112332
one older photo

>>25112332
>>25112339
>I can't get laid so anyone that can has to die

>>25112207
>>25110970
Didn't help much... He still looks like he got hit by a bus.

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Do me a favor and roast my ass

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roast me

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>>25113981
You've rolled the fagginess of having the side of your head shaved, having a mohawk, and having a mullet all into one.

It's almost impressive until you remember that you have to live you life that way.

My turn

>>25114012
You're absolutely rocking the dullness of your stare with an equally dull haircut.

The only hope you have is that awful wart grows enough to at least have something interesting to look at in you.

>>25114012
>>25114040
2 faggots that insult each other as foreplay before mutual sucking.

>>25114041
Edgy boi feeling so alone he steps into a conversation <3

>>25114060
uses edgy as an insult like a typical gay redditor

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Savage me.

>>25114069
Lole "gay redditor" are you even trying m'dude
So autistic takes "edgy" as an insult.

>>25114072
only with my dick in ur ass bby

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Be gentle

>>25114072
Hey, Samantha. The 30's seem to be hitting hard... You can cover the age with make up, but that dry hair just looks so inanimated and dull some birds mated and made a nest out of it.
Anyways, the anxiety for hitting the wall and not having any children or stable job seems to be doing the usual work on your stare.

>>25114082
Look at this dude. He is trying so hard at so many things;
Growing a proper beard
Getting rid of your unibrow
Growing a none rapeish moustache

I say we give this faggot the "Best Attempt" award.

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>>25114040
Dull is the best you can come up with? Your stare is equally dull, but I was more distracted by the fact that you've got the face of a redneck, and the body of a Auschwitz survivor.
What kind of retard can't tell the difference between a mole and a wart? That pimple on your cheek looks more like a wart than anything on my face.

>>25114041
Roasts without posting a pic. That says more than showing your pathetic face ever will.

>>25114072
I can't come up with a clever way to say it so; your bangs are fucked up and your eyes/eyebrows are super far apart. Also your nose isn't cute. If you cut out the photo like, a centimeter above your lips it'd be aight.

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>>25114098
Apparently I'm too autistic to resize and rotate photos.

>>25114098
>Dull is the best you can come up with?

I really think girls ask themselves the same when you are pathetically pretending you have a personality behind that unexpressive and traumatized frame of you. Sorry for the size of your wart tho, we really hope it grows fast enough to either kill you of cover half of your butterface.