How do I make new irl friends? Everyone seems so annoying and

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>>25092930
Go to a cafe
Order a coffee
find someone who is sitting alone
sit down at the same table
Loudly exclaim "I Like Coffee"
Awkward silence over entire cafe as everyone looks at you
Loudly Whisper "I see you ordered coffee too."
Awkward silence continues
take their hand and forcefully shake it
exclaim "we're friends now, what's your phone number?"
nod as silence continues
exclaim "I understand, you're shy."
take big ass permanent maker out of your pocket
write your name and phone number on their arm in large black letters and numbers
cap the marker and put it back in your pocket
Pick up your coffee, and stand up.
Exclaim "it's been fun new friend, we should do this again soon, see you next week."
leave the cafe with a jaunty swagger to your step
and your head held high.

Achievement: Made a new friend

Go home and wait for your new friend to call you.

>>25092975
You been watch too much anime lately haven't you?

>>25092985
how can you not like my obviously horrible advice ?
you're just as cringy as the rest of the people online
You're asking for advice on how to "naturally" make friends.
the fact you need to ask for advice means something
is already wrong with how you are approaching the situation

get off your ass and go explore the real world
universities and colleges have clubs,
find one that interests you, and go socialize
it's not rocket science.

>>25093012
For the record I chuckled because there is scenarios where something similar would work.
Depending on the other person of course.

>>25093012
>it's not rocket science.
I cant tell you aint shit just from this line

>>25093014
depending on the situation
sometimes it's just as easy as walking up to a group of people
and asking if you can join the conversation
or the game they're already playing
it's how I found the group of friends I used to play dungeons and dragons with
some of the best friends I ever hung out with

>>25093022
says the person asking for advice
on how to make friends and socialize
from 4 chan

>>25093028
And your the one giving anime scenarios to random people on 4chan.
Also where would you ask for social advice online? You dont have to answer that, cause any answer you give is going to be dumber than 4chan.

>>25093043
that wasn't an anime scenario
that was an Autism test that was clearly Sarcasm
and the fact you think it was serious
tells just how autistic you are
you literally have no clue how to socialize

>>25093074
Let me guess, you was just pretending to be retarded right

>>25093094
funny that >>25093014
could tell I was joking
but you are so autistic
you thought it was serious

>>25093130
So everyone who doesn't get your joke is autistic?
Do you even hear yourself right now?

>>25093144
You're actually a dumb cunt mate, arguing against it is making you look even worse.

>>25093043
There is an advice board you literal retard

>>25093022
>i cant tell you aint shit
Great double negative genius

>>25093144
I think we've found out why you don't have any friends
you have a horrible personality and you can't take a joke

>>25093162
You clearly cant read if you think that
>>25093180
>you literal retard
>Great double negative genius
Anymore insult you got there buddy
>>25093182
hahaha i got you. I was joking all along, your so fucking autistic, you thought I was seriously dumbass hahaha.
Next time fixing your fucking personality so you can understand when im joking

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>>25092930
Thinking everyone else is beneath you is a personality disorder, and you need to reflect on yourself and how you approach people and situations, including this thread.

Or you're just a troll with elementary humor.

>>25093222
If I thought everyone was beneath me, why would
I even ask anyone for advice in the first place?

Do you smoke/drink? Making friends is easier if you bring good liquor or get people stoned - it inspires a lot of laughs and people bond over that stuff

>>25092930
If you think everyone seems annoying and cringey, can almost guarantee they think the same of you.

There's really only a few ways to make friends naturally if you're not interested in actively seeking one. Work/school, your current friends or finding a hobby that gives you opportunities to meet like minded people. Otherwise go to a bar.

>>25093028
He has a point..you picked the most autistic website too... kek.

there is no friend making algorithm it just happens. Maybe the annoying cringey people want to be friends but you're too busy looking for ...other friends I guess

>>25092930
>The blind asking fucking retards who poked out their eyes to lead them: the thread.

>>25092975
Wish someone would do this to me. Instant BFF. Except for the fact that coffee taste like shit

>>25092975
after reading all this i wanna be your friend

kik: chaoticunreality

>>25094213
Hot chocolate then
>>25094240
Sorry don't have kik
only skype, you female or male?