Assumption thread

>>25081365
you look like that Nazi from Amsterdam who tricked Jews into giving him all their shit, while he promised to have them escape and he'd give it all back to them after the war, but they actually got sent to Poland and were gassed because he was a nazi.

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>>25081365
Awesome picture mate! I feel like you're an ambitious person with a bright future agaid of you. You have a decent job that you're passionate about.

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>>25081365
wanted to be an actor
>>25081968
likes reading and jazz

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Just so you're all aware this picture of me is old, but I still pretty much look the same. My beard's a lot longer now, though.
>>25081365
Writes Poetry
>>25081968
Your picture makes you seem like you're always fucking pissed, but your writing makes you seem really personable and polite lol.
>>25082001
Down-to-Earth, Introverted Person. Plays viola.

>>25081365
are you a hip hop artist from Oakland, California that makes music aimed at mostly young, white women?

>>25081365
You play hockey

Forgot my pic

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>>25081365
Is a vampire
>>25081968
Is a milkman now?
>>25082001
Idk 2 cute

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>>25082461
In college studying lit

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>>25081365
Serial killer
>>25081968
british
>>25082001
an artist, also knows how to take good pics
>>25082025
jesus
>>25082461
outwardly an attention whore, but a good person nonetheless
>>25083028
does drugs or watches anime

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>>25081365
has been arrested at least once
>>25081968
owns a lot of antiques
>>25082001
considers herself intelligent
>>25082025
died on the cross for my sins
>>25082461
very extroverted
>>25083028
loves to debate with people
>>25083041
working on some sort of personal issue

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>>25081365
Young Steve Rambo?

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>>25084474
unironically supports trump and looks down on her peers for... something or other. Probably a /pol/ whore.

>>25083041
Only nice to people that you have something to gain from, they sense this and avoid you.

>>25083028
pompous, narcissistic asshole. Kind of articulate but has nothing profound to say.

>>25082461
bookish girl, wants to get fucked raw by the lacrosse team, looks down on any guy that deviates from your perception of gender norms. Laughs at fat girls.

>>25082025
holds cool parties, can probably cook pretty well.

>>25081968
probably a nazi.

>>25082001
has some boring aspiration like being a teacher or a nurse or something.

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>>25081365
Model
>>25081968
chad still living in the 80s
>>25082025
actually a carpenter , wore costume as an inside joke
>>25082461
you might be insane
>>25083028
some kind of crime lord
>>25083041
basement dweller
>>25084474
suffering from depression
>>25085678
voted most likely to smack a ho with la chankla

>>25085685
>>25085691
ouch

>>25085695
i just assumed you were jaded, bitter, and manipulative like everyone here. im looking at your puppy face now and imagining actually hurting your feelings and kind of just want to give you a hug

>>25085685
sorry i typed up my post before hitting refresh
you look innocent

>>25085726
lol it's cool

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>>25081365
wwII
>>25081968
literature. not too heavy tho. light weight stuff
>>25082001
normie. In a good way. Easy, chill, easy to talk to
>>25082025
22 bc bro. How's life
>>25082461
can't tell
>>25083028
underground. got loads of friends. Only likes 2-3 of them. alone
>>25083041
not sure. do you have braces?
>>25084474
snapchat queen. no one really replies tho
>>25085678
dont know
>>25085685
alone. gamer
>>25085691
in a band

>>25085919
no... why?

>>25085931
just asking. Would help me make up a more accurate assumption and vice versa now that I know that you're not wearing one. You look look tho. Would totally complete the Batman series on ps4 with you

>>25085939
ah

>>25085919
i wish i was in a band

>>25085952
you still have time

>>25085976
Cant play any instruments. focused on lifting weights atm lol

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>>25081365
criminal mug shot

>>25081968
everybody respects you, you dont joke around

>>25082001
you like to dress pretty, but always confy

>>25083028
you think you are the boss, but no one takes you seriusli

>>25085685
"may i speak to you manager?"

>>25085986
you can always expand your horizon mate

>>25082461
Belle?

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>>25085994
refuses to buy Apple products
>>25085919
You named the dog something really macho
>>25085691
Tried growing your hair out, didn't like it
>>25085685
listens to indie and classic rock
>>25084474
advocate for people's rights and all that
>>25082025
is the lord son of god
>>25082001
Went to/goes to school for acting
>>25081968
Extra in Schindler's List
>>25081365
doesn't like rum

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>>25081365
Is a biologist who became one because it gives you a legal way to cause things to bleed

>>25081968
Has helped to hide a body before

>>25082001
Pretends to be an airhead to get male attention

>>25082025
One of those bros who know how to fucking party

>>25082461
Introverted and wants a guy to be a leader

>>25083028
Watches anime and makes it cool somehow

>>25083041
Hasn't been outside in three weeks

>>25084474
Struggles to talk to people and smokes weed to cope with some traumatic event

>>25085685
Weird as shit but is actually fun to smoke with

>>25085691
Would gladly beat the shit out of someone if a friend asked nicely enough

>>25085919
Wants to be internet famous but fails to do so

>>25085994
Makes ASMR videos for fun

>>25086640
The "fuck I'm down for literally anything" guy

>>25086661
gotta elaborate on the "fuck I'm down for literally anything" bit

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>>25081365
You take yourself seriously
>>25081968
You do shit spontaneously
>>25082001
Didn't figure out what she wanted to do in life for a long time
>>25082025
Practical Joker
>>25082461
Dayum
I'd guess insecure but doesn't show it
And probably has some trust issues even if they're not immediately apparent

I'm guessing this solely based on your my type
And almost everyone of my type ends up fitting that description
>>25083028
Drives a nice car
And knows how to drive it well
>>25083041
Lack of confidence and experience with relationships
>>25084474
There is a fine line between what is funny for you and what is offensive
>>25085678
You like attention but are also somewhat lazy
>>25085685
Voted for Bernie sanders anyways
>>25085691
Listens to music of all kinds
>>25085919
You're not one for dedicated relationships
>>25085994
You try hard to make up for your insecurities but you never let on you have any
>>25086640
Wishes he lived in the 80's/90's
>>25086661
Still trying to find himself anyway he can

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>>25086679
Non upside down picture

Hopefully

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>>25086665
has no opinions
>>25086661
swed420
>>25086640
considers himself an erudite
>>25085919
hurts small animals
>>25085691
reads & goes to the gym
>>25085685
struggles w/ gender
>>25084474
has been molested
>>25083028
intp but also not
>>25082461
has only guys she doesn't want that are into her
>>25082001
likes to ride horses & attention
>>25081365
into camus & nietzsche

>>25086682
I had to Google search 'erudite'.
I mean if it's trivia, then yeah.

>>25086689
that's kind of sad

>>25086692
It's more ironic than sad. Not a word used every day, don't hate, m8.

>>25086695
>erudite
Don't worry, I had to look it up too

>>25086668
Like I walk up to you and say in fifteen minutes we're leaving on a trip for three days, you're the first guy to agree

>>25086709
Ayyy
>>25086711
No fucking way, man. I hate traveling. Spend more time avoiding it than wanting to do it.

>>25086661
>>25086679
>>25086682
all accurate


>>25085691 me

>>25083041
>assumes someone is a serial killer because they their good looks are threatening to you
>either tries to flatter women, or calls them a whore in some way or another
>assumes asian people watch anime
>has the literal worst hair cut money can buy

get well soon

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>>25086841
Here, this looks better.

>>25086681
you think you're attractive
>that obnoxious look on your face
you're not attractive

>>25086930
contribute to the thread
and your hair is fucking sickening.

>>25086942
your mom and dad don't even like you

>>25086682
>uses the word "erudite" too much
>still goes on tumblr
>weeb
>has literally no skills

>>25086946
I'm not the guy who posted the picture in the first place. I just Photoshopped him a little and cropped it.

>>25086930
Thanks, man

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>>25082461
sweet as heck
>>25083041
shy
>>25084474
bossy
>>25085685
can't decide on gender
>>25085691
pro wrestler

>>25087814
art school almost fashion victim.
>>25086930
chad, but is a good guy
>>25086942
your mom and dad loves u
>>25086679
in theatre, i dont know how to drive

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>>25081365
Looking at this makes me feel like you've been in the military.
>>25081968
Irritable
>>25082001
Seems like an artsy type
>>25082025
Either a hippy or is really into metal
>>25082461
Sort of vain
>>25083041
Kinda sad/anxious
>>25085678
Promiscuous
>>25085691
Armchair philosopher
>>25085994
Frequents the gym
>>25087814
Fun and wild