Tinder profile/messaging advice. Any good openers?

Openers are for tools with 0 personality.

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>>25071791
>>25071385

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>>25071385
Any feedback?

>>25071820
>>Your too fine
>Your
This triggers me and it probably shouldn't

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I'll bite, but all my openers are related to something that I see in their bios really. I don't usually even text anyone first honestly, so openers aren't a big problem.

But I can't really think of any feedback, but If pressed, just include your height, passion, and some corny joke.

Make sure your pics aren't all of the same thing really, helps if you have friends, or so it's been explained

>>25073587
Delete the dog pic, it adds nothing for you unless your on the pic with it

>>25073603

But it completes the description I made, stating my dog is wiener shaped

It's the ultimate panty dropper

I am pretty shit at openers. Holding a convo i have no problems but when it comes to starting a convo i rarely get replies back

What should i do

>>25073617
>said pretty much every guy ever

Any example of what your using now? Please don't say hi..

>>25073628
No i usually find some snippet on their bio and form a question.

>>25073636
That's pretty much all you can do.

If they don't even wanna talk about themselves, then they don't have much interest

>>25073650
Hmm alright. I guess its more trial and error than I thought. Figured i was probably doing something wrong

>>25073672

The best way to start I found is just asking something about there bio or a compliment, just not pretty eyes or something they've most likely heard.

It's an art dude, good luck

>>25073677
Bio empty. What do?

I suck at this

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How the fuck do you set up a tinder profile? I'm probably too autistic to talk to people but my friend told me that it would be a confidence booster cause of my looks. Is there like a template or some shit?

>>25073564
i dont even use tinder or frequent these threads, but change your main pic. hard to tell which one's actually you. also take less pics inside and at night time.

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Im pretty autistic, I understand that this profile isnt good but its not cringeworthily bad is it? Also i have no good recent pics of myself and just got my wisdom teeth out and look like a fucking chipmunk so i cant take any better pics

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Pls give me advice, I just installed yesterday

>>25074662

Why even use tinder if you don't have pics of yourself, yeah it is cringe

>>25074662
im sorry but this is pretty bad
sorry about your teeth situation but you arent going to get many matches if you dont have at least one full face pic, and one body pic :/

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Roast me. Tell me what I am doing wrong. I have no luck.

>>25073564
Stop bragging about weed. Are you 12?

>>25074877

Less selfies, more pictures of you smiling with friends or family. Pictures of places you been/animals you own.

>>25073650
What I don't understand is how they want to match with you yet when you send the first 2 or 3 messages (even if they're interesting) they don't say anything about themselves.

Like what's the point of even making an account if you don't want to talk?

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So what do you guys think?

mine doesnt even work. it doesnt text/msg or call me the verification code

>>25074981
KEK

>>25074807
no advice?? I can't seem to get matches but I think my profile doesn't look too bad. Is it how I look?

>>25074823
>>25074827
Thanks for the feedback, im just gonna make a tinder later when i actually have some decent pics of myself that arent selfies. I hate seeing myself in pictures cause i look like a fucking faggot so who knows when that will happen. Making a tinder isnt high priority or anything so probably never lol

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It's fucking crazy how different of a game Tinder is for girls compared to guys.

My 5/10 chubby friend gets a match with every fucking swipe but I get like 3 matches a week and I'm not even bad looking.

>>25075450
Dude I don't even average a match a week.

>>25075450

I gave up inside when some fat girl I was having dinner with told me she got 400 matches in a week then showed me her app. In person these girls would have no one interested in them, but online they get tons of attention.

>>25075029
Always Be Closing, start with something unique that shows you read their profile and then immediately ask for a date or to hang out and talk IRL. They have countless guys to choose from and want instant gratification just like us.

>>25076788
Wow, this works surprisingly well. What's the success rate?

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I used to get a couple matches a day but as of recent get nada. I know my profile is lacking but there wasn't a need for more info. I considered more pictures (a full body picture/outdoor pics) and more info, but again, didn't need at the time.

Also should I put my height? I'm tall but I thought it came off as douche-baggish and attracted material women (which I am not aiming for).

Any help appreciated

>>25073564
Get a haircut and remove the chin pubes

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I fuckin own at this app. I take a very different approach and i dont really let my trick out of the bag. But my profile is sexual but not creepy. Sounds weird but hey ive had tinder for 2 years, i have 2 profiles,. ive had over 3000 matches and ive fucked like 3 or 4 hundred girls easy. Im talking to like 6 girls on snapchat right now.

oh thats another tip. dont ask for numbers unless she pushes for it. Get the snap or the kik,. they love giving those out. Also close very quickly. Stop talking to these girls for weeks and days. 10 messages get the snap. Also give them a 48 hour limit. Just delete them after that. It wont go anywhere. Stop collecting matches. No one really cares. Keep your inbox neat and small. Happy hunting fellas. Your profiles are generic. FIx them. More sex. More confidence. Dont give me the im ugly excuses. Own it.

>>25077163
Spoken like a chad

Why the FUCK FB blocks my accounts? I don't want to send my fucking passport.
t. russian

>>25077175
Oh you Mad bro?

>>25077163
>Also close very quickly. Stop talking to these girls for weeks and days.
I'm a little lost on this part can you clarify?

What are alternatives to Tinder that do not require Google services to be installed on my phone?

>>25077197
So what i mean is, Tinder is a fast paced app. Lets just all agree that they get HUNDREDS of messages A DAY. If she is talking to you have to move her away from that app asap. Even the best convos get stale and she will easily lose interest and be taken away by a newer fresher conversation. If the girl is serious about giving you a shot she will give up the info. If not, she will hesitate or give an excuse "Lets just keep talking on here" delete the bitch. Waste of time.

So dont let the conversations go on over 48 hours. And if you are talking to someone and they go silent for 2 days, Delete.

>>25077163
>>25077235
This is next level shit. Never heard of anyone tindering like this before.

>>25073564
Haircut, shave, wash, gym, wash, clothes, washing machine, no weed pics. Put 420 friendly in your profile if that's your bag.

>>25076788
What the fuck

>>25074877
Better haircut. Buzz down the sides.

More aggressive beard - not the prison puss. You have a fairly soft chin so we will have to bring that up with a good beard.

No pics at home with mom. WTF?

Get picks of you outside doing cool stuff.

>>25077197
>
Get to the point. You want to meet and fuck right?

So after you break the ice in a couple of texts, tell her you will meet her latter. Tell her the time and the place. Don't ask. Be assertive. If it is really a problem for her, she will tell you and you offer an alternative.

Should I just be straightforward out the gate? I would do the tip toe around and only worked twice. I assume if they matched with me I should just go all in

>>25073564
Just curious, why are you in the wheel chair?

(To echo other folks, better lighting, shave, weed in profile)

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Okay i feel like I might be doing something wrong. I do get matches here and there but i never get any of them to talk or anything.

Help

whos got an opener that charmingly says I just wanna fuck and dont wanna talk, I think I look chad enough

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>>25071385
How can i fix mine?
Bio part coming next post

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>>25077969
Part 2

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>>25077650
Here is bio. Forgot it

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Bio reads:
>Looking for somebody who I can take out and pet random people's dogs.
>
>I make a great brew. Musician, gym goer, amateur chef and soon-to-be-teacher.
>
>Swipe right, I'll make you laugh.


Mainly looking for bio advice, really super bad at writing them. Thoughts?

I only recently got /fit/ so my main picture is one of my few great ones. The multiple dogs things was meant to be a joke but I might take one out.

Dry

>>25071385
If i'm trying to arrange for a weekend meet, should I send the first message at the middle of the week, or the day before?

>tfw match with a 9/10
>heart starts palpatating
>dont kno wat do
>spergingintensifies.gif
>opener "sup qt"

i fucked it

>>25078812
Same man.

I think my tinder account is busted or something.. I don't even match with bots anymore. I'm pretty sure my profile just isn't showing up very often for others in comparison to before.

Ykxkyx

>>25077112
the second picture is 100x better than the first

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So did I jump the shark or what? I thought you were supposed to be direct

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>>25077163
I've recently started slaying as well, I get 50 matches a day. Used to get less than one match a day, I'm just a late bloomer I guess

>>25079660
What did you change in your profile that lead to this?

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>Used to think i had no hope for not getting at least a match a day

>See better looking guys complaining for not getting them either

>Confidence boost: The thread

All and all I fucked a fat girl, got a shitty bj from another fat girl, sexted a third fat girl, and now found a cute Asian who I'll prbly make my gf soon

8/10 tinder you aren't so bad

>>25077163
Dont care for your tactics can we see your main profile pic

>>25079654

stop using your emojis you twat.


also dont ask for dinner liek a total beta bitch, look at the difference between these

"wanna grab dinner with me?"

"lets get dinner"
do you dinnered? is that clear?

>>25079666
nice satan trips

desu I'm visiting my home country and my facial structure is super attractive here, not to mention I'm the only one here who even lifts.

I get every girl I want on Tinder so after awhile I just started swiping to boost my ego(for the same reason 50% of the girls are swiping). Now I know how Chad feels every day of his life. And it's even better in person.

>uncle is super rich in our country
>cousins take me to a pool party with all the other rich kids
>there is this 10/10 bombshell hanging in the jacuzzi
>cousins tell me not to approach her because she's a weather girl on a local channel
>at this point, I'm so confident that I'm just testing my limits
>make some smooth small talk but apparently she was with some rich fat kid her parents were trying to hook her up with
>I mog the fuck out of the little shit and me and the weather girl end up banging in her hotel room

Do the majority of people, including women, really only use it for hook ups?

Will a shorty like me even get considered, or should I just start considering suicide?

>>25079779

yes. why are you asking me this question you filthy degen, if you are attractive girls get attracted to you.

>>25079811
Which question are you upset about? The short one?

>>25079815

the second one

>>25079829
You know the shit that goes around with short guys and girls.

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>>25079716
Yeah got it thanks. Will adjust in the future, Still got her tho

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Can someone please review my profile for me? Pics in the drive link below.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0Bxen_pcZRKN-RFR4elk1QTIxVG8

I've been told that the third to last pic is not so good and that my bio comes off as "try hard"

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>>25079868
jk, here is a screenshot of my profile, deleted the drive link:

>>25079884
Not the best resolution, but from what I can tell, the 5th pic looks like shit. The others seem good.

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My bio's in spanish, it reads:

>I like to play the guitar on the subway and drawing on napkins in bars. I hail from Venezuela, brother to seafoam, herons, roses, etc. If I'm not at uni, I'm at work. If I'm not at work, I'm looking at memes on the internet. I'm allergic to fruit. I've a PhD in progrock. I speak three languages. I can bend my fingers all the way to the back of my hand. I've been a myope all my life. I don't plan to cut my hair anytime soon. What else would you like to know?

Recommendations? Feedback?

>>25080651

make your dog picture your main one

>>25077112

just get a picture of you with other people that highlights how you're tall

>>25078089

looks good. you could probably make a joke in the profile description about all the dogs, as something as simple as adding "(see pics)" after the first line about the dogs, or some cheesy shit about how you stole all the dogs in the pics. it's already good though, fine to leave as is, if you aren't finding what you want on tinder the problem is not with your profile

>>25079654

what the other guy said, but also dinner is a big commitment for a first date if you're doing the whole "date first, see if you like each other during it" thing (the correct way). aim for lunch or coffee, ive found the best is arranging to get coffee after work because it's easy to chat for an hour and transition into dinner if you're enjoying yourselves. if they mention 5pm being late for coffee just tell them they can have hot chocolate instead as long as they add a shot of caffeine to it

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>>25077163
>Over 3000 matches
Holy shit, at least show us one conversation? Mine are all lame and I hardly use this app because my openers are shit.

How's my profile? I just recently changed it up a bit.

>>25077969
Make 3 your main.

>>25079868
>>25079884

5th pic is shit, others seem ok. some girls might swipe right after seeing 2 sunglasses pics in a row, dunno

profile is awful tryhard shit. sounds like the header of your self-improvement blog. actually it's so bad that it's making me hate you already and not want to give you advice.

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Help me out breadu. I don't really fucks with openers but I've been trying recently, usually based on some small detail they put effort into

>>25080890

you look like a nice boy but in your main pic you look like you might be a terrifying ethnic thug so you probably get a lot of instant swipe lefts based on that. it's a funny picture though so have it 2nd or 3rd, but try to get something non-threatening like in your 4th pic smiling in a button up shirt, except obviously not a crazy action low angle photo like that one. i have a friend who's zimbabwean and his tinder basically revolves around trying to convey that he's a friendly law student who enjoys adult swim, not a terrifying black, so it's all suits and smiles and photos with white friends

>>25080913

..? gonna need to supply more context in terms of what you want from tinder, since for girls it's more about narrowing down to the correct type of partner. since even a blank profile with a picture of a chimp will get swiped right by >20% due to speed swiping

>>25080938
I'm looking for dope friends and hookups

>>25080925
Thanks. Yeah your probably right desu, I thought girls like the serious look so most of the photos I take are like that haha. Ima see if I have any good ones with some friends.

>phone goes off when I'm busy
>check it like an hour later
>not only have I gotten a match, but she sent me a message
>wew
>open tinder
>no matches
O-okay.

>>25077998
>>25077650
Hmm bio probably needs work but I'm not good bios. I'm sure someone here can help

>>25079779
In my experience many of the women explicitly say they're not looking for hookups.

>>25080882

Thanks for the feedback desu.

>>25075060

ure gay right?

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>>25077235

what do you send them after they give you their kik/snapchat? U can't just open with a dickpick, it will scare most of the girls of.

>>25080902
I assume you meant swipe left? And sorry that you hate me because of my bio. I deleted it, if that makes you feel better? Can you possibly give me more advice now? I would appreciate it so much

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Tinder sluts gave me an std, now I use it for trolling only

>>25073564
Cut hair shorter, dont have your first pic as 2 guys lol, dont be a 420blazeitfgt faggot
>>25073587
Your bio should just be your height trust me
>>25074662
Rip in peace
>>25074807
Looks good bro how do you pronoince your name..ie put that in your bio
>>25074877
>gym lover
Dyel?
>>25075060
Take out pics 5, 6 and 1. Make 3 your main pic
>>25077112
Dont use selfies main pic is fine imo, outdoor and doggy pics the best
>>25077163
Nice
>>25077650
Take out every pic but main
Just make your bio some quote no girl actually reads that shit
>>25077969
Make 3 main
>>25078089
Make pics go from 3 main then 5 1 2
>>25080651
Take out 3 and 5
>>25080913
Show tits on main pic, I never look past the first one
>>25081278
Lmao

Doggy first take out the last one

>>25077235
This mindset really does work for Tinder. I did the exact same thing for over a year and met numerous women. Amazingly enough, I met my wife through Tinder too.. so you'll get what you put into it.

>>25077235
If I want to meet up on the weekends how many days in advance do you contact them? i worry if i do it too soon shell forget by saturday

>>25076982
I didn't meet up with any of them but of the matches I got, maybe like half acted interested. I didn't really want to meet up with any irl though.

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I'll take some feed back. I hardly ever match with anyone and I think it's because of lack of pics. Tinder has taught me that I really never take pictures.

>>25081621

get rid of your first picture

pictures of just you and a girl are a big no no.

>>25081748
Fair enough. That's my sister. Used that one cause I really have no pics of myself

How can I make clear I'm only interested in asian girls?

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help me out lads. No matches here

>>25081947
il'l help you post photos to choose from

>>25081947

make the cat picture your first

>>25082076
>cat
anon...

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Gotten exactly zero matches with this profile pic after two weeks of using it

Clearly I need to change, but please tell me what's so wrong with it

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>>25071385

I think I'll download this app

I'm 6'2, how do I incorporate that into my profile without looking like a blowhard?

Also what kinds of photos should you use? I usually fuck around on /int/ and for a while I was in the the interpals threads and literally just used a mirror selfie and got pretty good results.

>>25082270
you should show off your wicked pectorals and wear camo shorts

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>>25082279

How will people see my legs if I wear camo? I don't want to attract qts with amputee fetishes

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Help on bio guys, I think this is the real problem. I guess it sound pretentious (?)

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>be autist with no tinder game
>chad friend tells me to just open with: "I'm going to tie you down, kiss down your body and give you the best head ever"
>cringe at the thought
>match 4 girls today
>open with that because it's not like I'll go anywhere anyway
>3 girls reply and want to hook up
>mfw

Why the fuck does this work

It's so direct and cringey

>>25082450

well I mean do you think girls are on tinder to go have dinner with a guy they want to date?

I absolutely see it working, I'm too much of a pussy to try it though.

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I'm weird and very socially awkward. How do I talk to grills?

>>25082464

>Jeans and blue polo
>glasses
>sperghaircut
>blurry guitar pic
>cat for no fucking reason
>black shirt and tie
>hait indoors
>half your pics are selfies

just delete and restart desu

>>25082475
>>25082464

kek

why the random cat

>>25082464

Ok so real advice

develop a better fashion sense (work on colors)
get contacts
Do something with your hair
Shave the beard
Get a few pics with your friends
ditch the guitar picture
If you want to keep the cat in take a pic with it, not of it, and a dog would probably be better

>>25082253
Maybe 6 as 1, 5 as 2, keep 3 & 4 where they are.

>>25082464
Get a better haircut, remove bass pic, remove cat pic, only use maybe ONE selfie, and most importantly, you don't look weird to me at all, it's just that the pics aren't very good.

>>25071385
I'm so far out of the loop with this social media stuff, I keep feeling like I'm severely disadvantaging myself not using things like facebook.
Is this online stuff actually any better then trying to meet people in person out in the wild?
I'm pretty awkward so online interaction probably would be better anyways.
I don't have a phone, no pictures, how do I properly get into these dating apps and stuff?

>>25082464

if you're going to pose with a guitar use an acoustic like >>25078089

>>25082534
if you're not a mildly attractive woman you are probably wasting your time, even speaking in person would probably be a better investment for the socially stunted

How do you make a profile that signals to nerd grills that you're a nerd without scaring off the normies?

>>25082325
>profile in English
>pick one
>Union Jack

Idk that's triggering to me

>>25082673
What I do is put your alignment somewhere in your bio

"Chaotic neutral/ENTP" is what I use

>>25083050
>ham planets that tricked me into swiping by putting their hot friends with them in their pictures.
That's why you always go by the least attractive person in the picture.

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>>25071385
I used Tinder a lot when it first came out, got like 2-3 decent matches every week, went on dates often, had a lot of success. Remade one a month ago, I have only about 20 matches, half of those being 7 and up, the other half being most fat chicks who tricked me into right swiping with their hot friends in 90% of their pictures save for the last one.

What needs to be changed with my profile?

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>>25083059
Also here's the rest of my pictures. They're almost all in uniform unfortunately, ironically almost the only time I'm having my picture taken is when I'm at work.

messaged a match yesterday night
hasnt responded
lame

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Been on tinder for 3 months. Having a ton of success

>>25083059
>>25083064
Listen, I dont know you but I do know you have AOR2 camo. Can you please send me a set of AOR2 ACU or whatever cut uniform you have? Will pay.

>>25083057
Yeah but my dick takes over when I see the more attractive friend. No harm done in the end, just unmatch later anyway.

>>25083067
teach us ur ways chadman

>>25083069
Sorry man, if I knew you and could do the transaction off the web I would. No can do.

>>25083073
>>25083064
You need better photos.

Have one picture where you look best. Have one picture of you out doing things.
Have one picture that is professionally taken.

A good selfie is better than a poor "active" photo

>>25083075
dude fuck. I need some AOR2. Whats your MOS? To get AOR2 you have to be a cool guy. Clearly you are a cool guy. Is this working?

>>25083076
Yeah that's the problem, I don't really have the money to go and get professional headshots for my tinder game. That gay ass hands on hip pose for my main profile pic was the result of me dicking around in my backyard for 10 minutes trying to get a good main photo.

I figured selfies are bad anyway, looks to effeminate.

>>25081947
YOU SOCAL FAGGOT. GET OFF MY PATATO CHIP ROCK YOU NIGGER. THATS MY ROCK.

>>25083077
>>25083077
I'm a commo guy in the Navy, I'm going to be very vague and say I work in the Expeditionary community. Don't need to be a "cool guy" to get AOR2 just need to be a guy in the right place at the right time really.

>>25083111
Yeah and I really want AOR2 for collector raisins. ;___; good luck with life man and thank you for your service

>>25083089
Selfies aren't bad if you are good looking !!

>>25083113
>http://www.ebay.com/bhp/aor2

the price on these is crazy holy shit I can see why you're trying to buy it off someone personally. Thanks man have a good one.

>>25083118
I'm p average, so I think if I'm gonna have any chance on crushing tinder I'm just gonna have to trick people into thinking I'm more attractive than I actually am.

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>>25083122
Guy with 700+ matches here.

Your bio doesn't change things nearly as much as your photos do.

So some things are out of your control. Swipe right on every girl and don't fuck up when you start messaging a hot one !

I fucked this guy 6 months ago that I met on tinder. We talked like a month, saw each other twice, then he sorta ghosted.
So to clean myself of him I deleted him off of my snapchat and unmatched him on tinder.

6 months later...(today) I'm swiping through and I see him in the mix again. Does that mean he reswiped yes on me? Or was that the original swipe?
Kinda confused.
Should I unmatch again?

>>25083218
you are going to fuck him again so why are you even asking?

>>25083226
I don't know, I am trying to figure out the chain of events

>>25083218

he deleted and made a new account so it's a fresh match, same person

>>25083244
Nope, I checked, same Facebook it's linked to. Is that what you mean? A different Facebook?

>>25083252
I'm wondering if it was an accident swipe because he still is attracted to me, like impulse swipe because she's pretty,but forgot it was me?

>>25083252

you realise you can just delete your tinder and remake it right, it has nothing to do with your facebook. unless I'm misunderstanding something.

people do it all the time when they exhaust the people in their area.

>>25083283
I think mine reset because I had to wipe my iPhone to bring it in for service.
Obviously I rematches him today, so something similar happened to him?

>>25083301

it's late and I gotta dash so I'll break it down:
>two people match
>if either tinder account gets deleted, that match is broken/removed
>this means that either can find the other once again, they're put back into the system

you don't keep a match if someone removes their account, and you don't automatically get it back if they recreate (matches don't transfer over).

>>25083218
>>25083244
I don't know what y'all are talking about, I run into the same profiles twice all the time. It's not unusual.

>>25083318

yes because people constantly delete and recreate their account.

>>25083324
When I loaded my iPhone backup onto my phone, it showed my tinder matches and convos that were there the day before

>>25077560
TELL ME ABOUT JONAS
WHY DOES HE HAVE THE CHAIR

IF I TIPPED IT OVER, WOULD HE LIE

>>25083107
T-thanks

>>25080890
I've had around 2k matches total. My advice is make a funny/witty convo and move the conversation fast. I think it does take practice and you need to be a funny person to do this good, but you still can. Practice on ugly girls. While you're doing this make sure you get their snapchat and/or agree to meet up.

There's a lot of ways you can do it.

I know it's cheesy but I'd try a line like "Hey, I hope you didn't think I was black. I'm just really tan." or a version of that and go from there. You can easily turn that sexual or make a few dirty jokes too.

Then get their snapchat or arrange to meet up depending how it goes. I think someone already said but don't chat to them for long on tinder.

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>>25071385
fuck this stupid ass app, it works like once every few days but then all I get is this stupid shit

>>25073617
A witty comment about their bio or something personal will never get you anywhere.
Trial and error through random really out there statements or questions and see what you get good replies to. "I want to eat an entire family sized sushi plater off of your body and use your navel for a soy sauce bowl"
Yes its retarded. Its so retarded they laugh and realise you are, are the very least, original. Careful not to sperg out after that though or they'll decide you're just a weirdo. I get replies 1/2 of the time from that one, I only have one better line but I'm keeping it.

>>25073677
Never ever open with a compliment. A strangely specific but funny insult will get you further.
I have literally told a girl she looks like a crackhead and then got her number.
I have told a girl her animals hate her and it looks from her pics like she abuses them when no one is looking and got her number.
Negging isnt a meme. It works. Women do not want to be respected and fawned over, they want banter and to be treated like a near equal, they want to have to earn your respect. I dont mean completely degrade them, but compliments will never get you anywhere.

>>25082450
how did you continue the conversation after that message? take a pic of convo

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I do OK

>>25083981
Why do you consume russian propaganda?

>>25081947
Third pic looks like you're wearing a red dress

>>25083991
It isn't the only news app I have. They are actually quite good at breaking news and covering stories other apps won't touch. I don't regard their stories about Russia itself but I find them very reliable for other things.

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Remade my profile recently, what should I change

>>25083996
you look sleazy af

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Do you guys think i have achance with this sorry excuse of a face?

>>25083996
Get rid of the douche cut pic #3 make #2 your main pic, write something genuine about yourself. Right now you give off generic fuck boy #10007 vibe.

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>>25084001
>>25084104
Better? The last photo is a painting I did a few weeks ago

>>25073564
What's with the tiny hand

>>25084167
Much better. Throw in something that makes you stand out that's true about you, even though bio doesn't matter much. Like what kind of art do you like? Something someone can see as a similar interest and expand conversation beyond "I like art."

Tinder machine broke.
Shit won't let me log in what gives

>>25084286
"Headed to seneca in may, love the arts (igmar bergman, tom waits, Andrzej Sapkowski, are my fav director, musician, and author). Iove nature walks and exploring in general "
Thank you very much anon

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Don't know what to do. Used to get plenty of matches, now it's slowed to a crawl.

is tinder+ worth it

>>25082464
quoting your mom in your bio is not conducive to a "sexual" vibe.

>>25084502
You some sort of queer who needs to talk about dicking a girl to get them moist?
Girls like humour, quoting your mum ironically is a giggle for a stupid woman with a shit sense of humour

>>25084078
ur not ugly lol get over urself

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I've talked to my ex about tinder and she keeps telling me that having me peeing as my main picture must turn off so many girls. But then tinder says it's my best picture. I'm mainly conflicted on that.

Are there seriously guys that use the same opening line for every girl they message? Does that work at all?

>>25084877
Its good bro youre ex is just being a bitch. Whatever she says to you she means the opposite
I use the same line for girls with their dogs
"You're the cutest thing ive seen all day....tell your dog that for me pls"

>>25073564
I'm a para myself, and I do alright. Keep up the efforts brother.

>>25083944
>Negging
This nigga knows

bought a month of plus

what are some good places to swipe in? i mainly just want to practice talking to girls.

>>25085135
Pretty much any big cities. Maybe LA, NYC, London, Tokyo, etc.

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>>25073650


same here sen-pai

IF THEY WANT A HOODLUM THAT's EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE GONNA GET! X'O

I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR PUSSY!!!

ps. tattoos are disgusting

>>25085992
was for >>25073617

so a girl's down to meet

when do i set the date for

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>>25083130


fellow black man

do they expect you to be all "ayo girl" during convos?

I've come to realize when I act normal they stop responding, but when I'm on nigga-mode they won't stop.

Oh and don't get me started on the black girls, they literally won't swipe for another brother.

I have a question.

The girls that show are always the ones that swipe right or the ones that didnt saw your profile yet right?

>>25086117

Black girls really want white guys. I always match with black girls when I'm randomly swiping right. Unfortunately I'm not into them so it doesn't go anywhere.

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speed swipe right... yes! m-match... unmatch.

>>25086195

What the fuck what the actual fuck what the fucking shit jesus christ

>acidentally speed swiped on a fat girl
>she sent me a message before i could even open the menu to unmatch her

damn they're fast

>>25086195
Is this shopped?

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>No matches in over a week
>Very rare to get a match even back then

What is wrong with me?

>>25086293

first picture has terrible lighting and makes you look grimey

take it again with better lighting

>>25086280
no. there was 4 others. including bikini. unmatched too fast.

>>25086299
You in Minnesota? I just ask because she said "the cities"

>>25086338
yea. seen her around?

>>25084388
Sunglasses are a no go on the first pic

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>queen of 4chan

Anyone relevant or just an attention whore? I haven't browsed /b/ in years

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I've only gotten 3 decent matches the past 2 weeks. I'm thinking the pictures might come off as too moto for an average girl

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I dunno if I just don't appeal to be in one night stands or I am just unattractive.

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Should I use this photo as my last photo?

>>25083993
Holy shit

>>25087087
The nerdiness might be off putting to some, and don't take that many selfies
>>25087135
Kinda gay, I wouldn't

>>25087155
Aiiight Imma take 2 selfie ones off and see where that goes

Slept with a different tinder girl 3 nights in a row so far this week. First one was a brazilian chemical engineer. Second one was some 19 year old girl who gives amazing head. Third one last night was a greek girl who lifeguards and has a really hot body.

Been using Tinder for 2 days. 25 guys matches. 0 girl matches. Is this normal? I'm bi with preference to dudes.

>>25087928
also how do i get girl matches
girls irl think im intensely attractive. i don't know why tinder girls don't like me.

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Can anyone please help me take a good picture of myself? I always end up looking dumb.

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Give me some feedback here guys..

I swipe everything yes and get like 2 matches a week and 3/4 are ugly

What am i doing wrong?

>>25087936
Stop scrunching your eyebrows, get some better lighting and don't cover your face with the camera

>>25079711
Absolutely not. You'll just bum off of it and do a poor job of executig a perfectly put together profile and crap out my market. You'll have to find tour own way. If you dont care for the tactics then thats fine you arent hurting my feelings one fuckin bit. Like i said you are all the same and thats why i flourish. You dont want to put the work into it and try anything different.

>>25081278
After they give me snap, i message them on snap. After 4 messages on snap, i set up a meet. And i mean a meet that happens soon! Waiting gives her too much time to talk herself out of it. >>25081489
Try to meet asap. If she has even a slight window open to meet, get coffee. Here is one of my personal cocky yhings i say on a meet. After we chat for a bit during coffee and we are about to leave, during the goodbye hug i tell her "next time i see you, i wont be this nice to you" end scene leave. Dont explain what you just said to her. If she is into you, you'll get that "what did that mean" text. Pussy is yours at that point.

>>25086588
More than likely attention whored and got immediately forgotten, it's /b/

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1/2

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2/2 I posted in the last thread and someone suggested that edit my bio and now I've gotten pretty much double the matches which is fantastic, is there any way I can further improve my profile?

>>25088560

take the 'being a total nerd' line out

it'll appeal to a small, specific niche but it'll put off more girls than it'll attract.

elsewise you're looking good

>>25088557

Twinky looking, some girls might like the cute guy thing but also group pictures aren't the best for your first pic either.

>>25088996
Should I swap it for one I already have on there or just take a new picture all together?

>>25089020

You can probably use four, some might think its not very welcoming looking but it's probably the best look you are gonna get for a manly look. Then shift everything down one.

Dog/animal pic somewhere in there would also probably do you good.

>>25071385
Any decent tips for a bio, I've tried listing interests and what I'm doing at uni with something innuendo-y on the end, but I think it's a bit shit.

Anyone here have no pics of themselves with friends? How many lays have you gotten?

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50+ matches and I have no idea how to start a conversation. Help

>>25089319
>>25082450

>>25089260

Yes. Basically all selfies and they're all me alone. I've gotten half a lay lol. About half of my dick into some virgin pussy. Awful oral and I didn't cum.

Does tinder give you matches from boost even if you don't swipe on them?
Every time I've used a boost I've gotten around 100 matches, but half of them are people I have literally never seen before and know I didn't swipe right on

>>25089694
How many matches?

>>25089260
I have basically only selfies with only one taken by my parents of me
I get like 100-200 matches whenever I go no a swiping spree, but so far no one who's interested in anything

seems like they're just self-esteem matches

>>25089748

Very little. I deleted my account and won't be remaking it since last time I was talking to 5 out of 10 girls after 2 weeks, and they all ghosted after I mentioned meeting up. Unfortunately I'm forced to wear glasses so I'm pretty sure that's a huge turnoff for most girls.

I have no idea how this guy above/below our posts has 100-200 matches after a swiping spree. You can swipe 100 times for free. Even after a week of swiping that still means you're getting 10-20% of your swipes into matches. Insane for a guy unless you're super attractive.

>>25083991
better than american propaganda

>>25088560
This is a terrible bio btw

>>25089319
Start off aggressive/explicit. The girls who respond positively you pursue. The ones who don't, ignore. Make it a short opener. Good luck.

>>25089812
I get 100 after a swiping spree because I only swipe when I have a boost and I live in a city with millions of people

>live in chicago
>swipe dozens of girls daily
>get 1 match a week sometimes

is it harder in the bigger cities?

>>25089915
no it's easier in big cities, there's probably something horribly wrong with you

>>25088386
isn't the pussy yours anyway if she's into you? Why do you want to have to explain some weird shit you said?

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>>25090084
suggestions?

>>25088020
the main thing you're doing wrong is using tinder instead of grindr. Besides looking gay, you also look like a douche/cornball, you are not supposed to be posing for pictures by leaning on a fence and staring off pensively you fake james dean asshole. This still doesn't explain why you're only pulling 2 matches a week though, do you have something terribly off-putting as your bio?

>>25087936
lighting is key, take a picture at night with like one lamp on in the room that lights up half your face and leaves the other half kinda dark, try to get the shadows to accentuate your jaw. Also use a selfie stick but pretend you're not using a selfie stick

>>25090094
ICE COLD

>>25090108
this photo is not cute it's goddamn disgusting, you look like a creep. Your clothes are an immediate giveaway that you're a nerd and not an interesting hipster with a camera or whatever you're going for. I don't mean to sound like a diva but you need to throw that shirt and those shoes in the trash honey

>>25090150
I think you are missing the context from a few days ago

>>25090176
no I'm not I went back and read it, which is exactly why it's ice cold. He wasn't like "hey sorry I was out of touch, how have you been?" he was like "yeah I remember, whazzup ma"

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>>25090165
any one of these?

>>25090187
#2 is a good supplementary photo, although natural laughing/semi-candid photos are better than posed ones.
#3 is kinda lame but it makes it seem like you have a cool apartment.
#4 adds nothing but also doesn't hurt, I wouldn't be caught dead with a chicago bean picture though you should know that's played out by now
#5 makes you look like a chump

>>25090202
thanks bro, will get revising asap

>>25089855
Any suggestions instead of just criticism?

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>>25071385
advice me ploz

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>>25090785
and tha rest

>>25090789
Spergy lib fag

>>25077112
You're not bad looking, dude. Use your second pic, definitely

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>>25090789
>>25090785

I mean....Come on

>>25077175
Chads gtfo REEEEEEEEE

>>25090830
mad trump fan boi

>>25090875
Mad because my candidate won? Okay.

>>25083130
1800 matches here, at one point i was at 2500 probably still have a screencap somewhere

>>25090785
Im not a trump fan or even american but I think its pretty lame to put your political affiliation right in your profile. Like, thats the most interesting thing about you that youre on the trump hating bandwagon? Its literally a saying that youre not supposed to talk about politics or religion on a first date. And more importantly your pics suck, half of them look the same and one is an okay sporty pic of you climbing but its still not that great. Step it up.

>>25090789
And dont overdo the cat thing. Like Ive used having cats to my benifit too but being subtle often goes a lot father. To me your description is like: I realize cats are trending so Im going to over emphasize how much I line cats! Instead, put a fucking pic of you with a cat if you like them so much. Replace one of the shitty selfies you have. You should literally replace them all if you can, theyre all boring and as lame as bathroom mirror selfie pics on tinder.

>>25090127
No not really just pointing out my hometown and the city where i study to let them see where i am

God damn is it really that bad?

>>25091042
I'm coming for your title fool, think I peaked out at 2100 matches. How many people have you met up with off tinder? At a certain point I feel like more matches hurts your focus and you end up actually meeting less people

>>25091180
it's sorta bad but not that bad, which is why I'm surprised by how few matches you're getting. Still get new pictures though, in general you should stop trying to look cool and try to look more fun

>>25090785
>Slytherin
>having your profile say you're an asshole
bruh

>>25091191
Thanks for the quick reply! really appreciate your advice dude

Probably because tinder in spain is not used that much, that and its not like i live in madrid or something.

Guys I'm bi and I got 50 guy matches and 0 girl matches in a few days. I enjoy my popularity among gays but I want to meet some girls too. What can I do?

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>>25071385

anybody working in retail (or any other profession with high social visibility) and using tinder?

I'm in retail and I'm kinda scared to even get an account. I mean you won't go far without a face pic on tinder, right?

>>25091183
No way man, more matches more dates. I try to ask them out the same day we match so the convo never gets boring. This week I had 3 dates and converted all three. I think Im getting more dates now that spring is here and people are done hibernating.

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So i just got Tinder Plus and started trying to swipe in other countries just for the fun of seeing what kind of women are on there. Now, I know I'm probably very spoiled because I live in Sweden. But I was shocked at how many matches I got in places like London. I don't really consider myself ugly but I'm starting to think that I might have to leave the country.

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I'd just like some feedback please. I'm socially awkward and trying to better myself.

>>25091870
- Shave neckbeard
- Get haircut
- Remove pic 2, 5, 6

>>25091892
Thanks dude

>>25091844
I'm shocked too mate, you look like a serial killer in that first pic. But I guess if it works, it works.

>>25091958

First girl i matched with after changing to that photo was someone with her place of employment listed as "Ed Gein's Lamp Shade Factory".

Also, Patrick Bateman is my spirit animal. Check em.

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>>25092044
checked

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>>25092059

So is there supposed to be a certain method for responding to a super like? I'm aware that it could've entirely been accidental, but at the same time, I don't want to screw things up in case it isn't

>>25091870
why would be your awkward self on tinder? if you want to get laid just pretend to be someone you are not

any advice when a girl is ignoring your texts? we're meant to meet up this weekend, not a peep this week. We've met before also.

I'm just chatting to other girls in the mean time

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>>25092144
she isn't interested, girls are spineless so they'll just ignore you instead of telling you to fuck off, the majority of women are attached to their phones anytime they aren't sleeping, she would have replied by now.

>>25092161
i suspected so, they talk a big game don't they.

All that sex for nothing, what a shame

>>25092129
Good point, So be an asshole is what you're saying?

>>25092173

If that is the only thing you can be other than awkward, you're probably an asshole already so stop pretending.

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The fuck is with this "send me $5 and see what happens" bs I've been seeing?

Even the uglies are doing it

>>25093291
It was started by some chick who made hundreds from tinder just by saying paypal me 5$ if you want more
Lmao

>>25093291
>>25093338
Seriously? I assumed this was some kind of dank meme and not actual borderline prostitution, lol.

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Any suggestions? I'll rate some myself when I'm back at a PC.

>>25094314
Good job mentioning the dog, but you should also appear in pictures with the dog.

>>25090098
No. The pussy isnt yours if she is just into you. Hell every girl on tinder is into multiple guys on the app. You have to be interesting and hook the bitch.

Thinking you have it in the bag will leave you jerking off. Its not in the bag till your dick is in her mouth. Be fucking interesting. Good god.

>>not any uglier than the guys itt
>>pictures no worse
>>0 matches in a major city

the fuck is with my life.

>>25094919

My guess is that you're either spamming like or disliking too many girls because you're on the free version and you don't want to like girls that are out of your league or whatever. Stuff like that makes you less likely to show up for other people.

Also, time spent on the app increases you chances of showing up for people.

It usually takes a while to build up a decent profile score.

I'm a virgin and looking to lose it through a hookup. Just got tinder and getting some good matches. Do I tell em I'm a virgin before we hookup, after, or not at all and just let them think I'm awful at sex?

>>25094314
you look good in the first pic except for that helmet, helmets are for big fat pussies

>>25073564
i'm pretty jealous bro, when you roll joints you can use your little baby fingers to pack the shit down

>>25094919
Post your profile, maybe there's something you haven't noticed that we can fix.

>>25095246
Are you decently attractive and getting matches? Otherwise not at all.

>>25095311
I'm getting good matches, so I must be decent enough lol. But I'll probably not say anything, I'm guessing it puts people off.

>>25094863
hey man I kinda like jerking off I wish I had more opportunities to do it but I SPEND ALL MY GODDAMN TIME FUCKING GIRLS FROM TINDER DON'T TELL ME TO BE INTERESTING YOU SWEET TALKING FAGGOT. I'LL FUCK YA MUTHA. I'LL FUCK YA SISTA. WHERE'S YOUR DADDY I'LL FUCK HIM TOO

that being said, how do you respond when girls ask what you meant by "I won't be so nice to you"?

>>25095324

I really wouldn't recommend loosing your virginity via a hookup with a person who doesn't know. Most likely you're gonna be absolutely terrible and not know what you really want and it's gonna feel very weird and awkward.

I mean, it'll probably be okay. But if you just tell them about the time when sexy time starts, I think they'll be very understanding about it and deal with it far better.

I am completely new to tindr... what are some tips?

>>25074877
Get a pic outdoors not with your mom, so they don't think you're a computernerd stay at home mommas boy.
Try a more natural smile. You look like you're on speed trying to hold that neutral face .

>>25094314
Your main pic makes you look likr you're 12. The others make you look sophisticated and interesting .

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Curious what I can do to improve. I get pretty minimal results

>>25096278
Pic 4 makes you look like despite all your other pics, you jerk off to ww2 memorabilia while thinking about killing the... Honestly I'm not certain, jews or serbs, not sure.

>>25086940
idk if youre still around, but from a girl's perspective:

- the beach shot will grab my attention. make it pic1
- military will keep my attention. make the third pic pic2
-stained glass window is handsome and a good ender. make it the last pic
- put the rucksack and ma pics somewhere in the middle
- delete santa
- if you've got any smiling photos taken outside in good lighting include it

only my opinion. i am average.

>>25094314
This is me, and it's 3am but I'm wide awake I'll rate some as I promised

>>25094767
True but it ruins the mystery girls love asking about the pupper.

>>25095258
In the peloton the helmet is of vast importance. I've had one too many close calls for me to leave it at home.

>>25096252
I know it's a silly picture but I literally took it and sent it to my friends and thought it was actually cool, and as for my others I don't know how League of Legends and drunk pictures in McDonalds are sophisticated :^)

>>25096278
Obviously can't advise on bio, would dump pics 4 and 6 and replace them with nicer pics with friends and get more active shots.

>>25091870
>>25091892 nailed it, it's better to leave a space blank than filling it with a random picture. You have a handsome face so with a better haircut and stylized beard you'll look awesome.

>>25090785
Are two climbing shots in a row really doing you any favours? And never ever put politics in bios man.

>>25090187
I don't actually think 1 is a bad picture, but it could be better if it was of you photographing something rather than just playing with the camera

>>25087087
>Chopper, Megaman, Gengar and Wario
Wew lad.

>>25086293
Picture with pupper is good idea but poor execution. Get someone else to take it or worst case choose a higher angle. Also try to fill every slot

>>25081123
I get those. More often than not they're random insults or outright racism

>>25096475

Or more likely a bot that messaged and unmatched when there was no reply.

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>hit it off with really cute girl almost a month ago
>she stopped responding despite messaging me first
>all my friends make jokes she was a cat fish
>mainly I am just salty she stopped messaging me and didn't get to fuck her
Tinder sucks.

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On the verge of giving up on Tinder.

I've had three or four dates in the past month but wasn't very interested in any of the women I met. Made my profile extra-autistic and somehow I'm getting more matches than I was before.

Fucking beats me.

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So my biggest problem seems to be getting matches. I don't feel like I'm unattractive at all, maybe my style doesn't mesh well with the girls around me (location makes a difference when I go to upstate NY I get crazy matches), I live in NYC and I also get a lot of fake accounts. So for me, the problem is getting the matches and having them not be spam. Usually have an easy time setting shit up off tinder.

Inb4 "cut your hair", not an option. I've had shorter hair, medium hair, etc. this is me, this is what I like.

Also, there's a bit under what's pictured that says "Tindering horny is like grocery shopping hungry - you always get more than you bargain for"

>>25079126
i think this as well. I know for a fact girls find me attractive. I don't wanna come off as cocky here, I'm just being honest. I actually started using the tinder premium the last 3 months or so for the boosts and swipe settings cause it seems like they've put me on a blacklist or something. 2-4 matches (bots aside) a week now as opposed to like, idk, 10 to 15 before?

>>25096843
I feel you. Girl is doing same to me. Been about 2 weeks. Got her snapchat though. But she'll just start ignoring me until i send a second message

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What do you guys think?

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>>25097087

Bio part

so Im getting like 10+ matches a week but I'm having a hard time getting these hoes to meet what do?

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I get too many matches. They all brush it off just because I'm pretty.

>>25081947
Description is boring as fuck.

>>25083981
I'd get rid of 5.

>>25096945
She talked to me for a day. Was way into me and the convo. Then just stopped. I don't get it.

sup m8s I've been getting about 10 matches a week mostly just small talking bullshit but I've met up with a coupe I was legimimately interested in.

Question is. After I get their snap/kik/etc and they are still not starting a convo after a couple of days, should I still be trying to get someething happening?

>>25096883

You're too good for tinder, mate.

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I'm dying on my arse here any suggestions how to move conversation on?

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Opinions ?

>>25097634
Lose the fake review and selfie

>>25097634
>>25097693
And make yellow bow tie the first picture

>>25097694
Cheers, will do m8 !

>>25097634
don't make yellow tie the first picture, it looks like a spam account picture. I'd say make your third picture your main photo

>>25083130
is swiping every person still an option? I thought they blacklisted accounts that do that?

>>25083059
>>25083064
>>25083076
never got when people say shit like this. people who take hipster ass pictures of you doing all kinds of crazy shit just comes off as tryhard. personally, I think your pictures look fine, and I'm a straight dude