ITT: Weird, strange, unusual, and abnormal dicks

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>>25061805
What the fuck is that?

I probably constitute, I have vitiligo on my dick

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>>25061809
>What the fuck is that?

Combination of circumcision-induced dryness and twice-daily abuse.

And virginity.

>>25061809
looks normal from that angle desu.

>>25061824
wow anon, that head looks gross (makes my scalp start itching). i'm also a cut virgin who masturbates twice a day and mine doesn't look like that. you really abuse the shit out of that head when you jerk off or something?

those look like micro cysts. pop one and post a pic.

>>25061824

Dude, get that looked at. Even if you were going to lose your virginity as soon as any chick looked at that she'd run away. It looks like an STD. Save yourself the trouble/humiliation. Source: am gril.

Ah. The joys of circumcision. Restore. Yesterday

>>25061805
DO not listen to >>25062175
you can not pop those, if you try to you'll probably bleed a lot and will need to go doctor

>>25061805
>>25061824
Yeah, buddy, that has nothing to do with circumcision or how often you jerk off. Please go to a doctor.

>>25062193
kentucky maybe?

>>25061805
>>25061824
this cant be real.
Loks like these spots that sits unter the dickhead rim.
But on here it looks just like the whole cells of the skin on the head got enlargened.

>>25062757
snipped in kentucky per chance?

>>25062227
listen to this guy. you have something called
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

nothing bad, nothing harmful. dont pop. there are some surgeries but they are difficult. do some research

>>25062806
PPP only grows around the base of the glans. In my case, the skin itself has cracked apart like arid land. It was smooth up until my early teens.

>>25063158
Dude those aren't cracks they are individual looking little polyps. Just like PPP but everywhere.

Easily one of the ugliest cocks I've ever seen. Didn't even know that shit was possible.

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>>25063262
Nope, it was a gradual process. First, vertical fissures grew down the head. Then, horizontal ones scored it apart that way.

When flaccid, it appears mich more smooth because the creases are closed up.

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>>25063336
For comparison, look up fissured tongues. The skin breaks apart but there's no additional growth.

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>tfw urethra is too small at the bottom of the glans to ever feel the rest stretched

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all i have is pearly penis papules

>>25063336
Circumcision did this to you

>>25061805
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>>25061805
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>>25061805
CHICKEN
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>>25061824

How are you jerking off? Do you use a lot of friction on your head and no lube? Do you use a dry sock?

>>25063858
Kentucky right here

>>25061824
>>25061805
run a cheese grater or a potato peeler over it
video it please
:)

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I have this stupid curve forward :/

Damn and I thought I had it bad with PPP and Fordyce spots.

>>25065827
Mine curves like that. Partners always seem to like it.

Makes doggy style fun.

>>25063868
Were you snipped in Kentucky?

>>25066273
Especially if she is riding (faced from you)

>>25063849
You can get rid of them with a soldering iron. Buy numbing cream and remove them with the iron. Thats how I got rid of mine.

Got these lines on the front of my glans from jerking too much.

snipped in kentucky per chance?

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Black-white mixed race + jewsnip = two tone

>>25067004

I just shaved mine off with a razor, it only bled for a few minutes

>>25067500
kentucky fried snipped?

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>>25065827
n curve reporting in

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It disappears completely.

Kik me if you want to see more.
smalldingy

>>25069420
that's amazing, bro

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I think this counts as weird?

>>25065855
Fordyce isn't that bad, just talk it off that your dick is studded like a dildo. Don't tell her that the studs can be popped like pimples.

>>25070362
Where is it

>>25070381
In a landfill probably. Or wherever doctors throw dicks they chopped off

>>25070396
Part of transitioning? If so, why are testes kept?

>>25070409
Dick cancer bro

>>25070413
No way, sorry to hear- didn't know that was a thing. Whats dating like?

>>25070418
Better than it should be actually. Thank god I'm a bottom

>>25070423
Damn, good stroke of luck on that front at least. Can't imagine how a hetero would fare

>>25065827
same here but much worse :(

>>25070413
How do you fucking piss?

I guess there's an opening for the urethra and you just sit on the toilet?

>>25069566
You know there's two small dick threads going right now? Skype or email?

>>25065827
that downward curve should make oral easier.

>>25069566
>smalldingy
You got skype?

>>25070657
Yeah I gotta sit

>>25070896
Nope, just kik

>>25071069
can you post a hard pic?

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>>25065827
>>25069420
Same here

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SEND ME snaps of your gross dicks!!!
machotaco178
i'm 18/m

>>25070587
Show it. ;)

>>25061824
>>25067246

How does this happen?

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Vitiligo dick here

>>25061809
>>25061824
Are you me?? Holy shit our dicks are almost IDENTICAL.

I'm 5.6" length x 6" circumference

>>25072532
botched circumslicing. you shoud sue

>>25072558
what the fuck

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My peehole looks like a little vagina and weeps precum like crazy

>>25072558
Is this photoshopped or something? I've seen some mushrooms before, but... That hammerhead... And that opening...