Australia thread. Happy St Patricks Day to those Aussies with

well i want to suck my first dick tonight or before i get married in 2 months.
25 male newcastle area.
kik - HairyScaryBeary

any brisbanons here?

25 male from newcastle here again, im third generation irish so celebrate st pats by adding me on kik even just for a chat no gay stuff.

ayooo ausfags
bumping with any sydney dwellers browsing?

>>25040865
Yeah lad Northen beaches here going hitting up the city tonight with a few girls
[spoiler]tfwnogf[/spoiler]

Any Melb St Pattys day drinking shenanigans tonight guys? Preferably the city for after work drinks!

>>25040848
yup,

24/m/4102
kik: laffercurve

>>25040930
Sounds good
I've got zilch planned kek

M/21/SA
Getting paralytic tomorrow ayyyy

M 22 4573 Sunshine coast.
looking for fem-guys or trans.
Please no 25+cd's
kik si_west_11

19/m/SoR Perth

I'd love to get out and do something but I'm stuck drinking by myself.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Dat-/

20/m/2110 checking in as usual. Good to know we can't keep threads going more than four days anymore ;-;

>>25040865

oh there's probably 50 lurking waiting for 18/f/anywhereinthecountry to show

>>25040930

Which places you gonna hit up?

>>25040724
Too bad anon.

I am in the exact same boat. 25 getting married and wanting to suck/get sucked.

Downside is I am in Glebe in Sydney.

>>25040724
>>25042020
Maybe you faggots should consider not bringing STIs home to your wives.

>>25042079

Clearly they don't care that much if they're going to cheat

>>25041983
does 21/f/notthecitybutclose count?
seems like people have lives tonight, thread is slowwwww

21/m/3038

time to fap lads

>>25042246

Close? More than qualifies for a few (You)s.

Threads have been slow for months now though, kinda depressing frankly.

melbourne 23 male, house to myself what do?

>>25042276
walk around naked and jack off.

>>25042277
done that, what next?

>>25042279

Do it again, but this time blindfolded

>>25042279
well it's st patties day so you best be getting fucking munted boi.

>>25042288
Guaranteed to bump my dick into a corner

>>25042292
Nobody to get munted with and not keen to go myself

Cuck here. How do we get more Aussie girls into black men or even arab men? They seem pretty loyal to their race and it's proving troubling to get enough material to fuel my fetish.

Fuck you Melbfags popping up after I left the city and went home, would have totally shouted some boredfags some drinks :(

>>25042264
Close enough that I can get to the city relatively easy
It has been kinda dead to be fair, soc in general really

>>25042330

Most boards I'd say. It got a bit more active when the discord was still new even that's died now

>>25042306
please do NOT be in melbourne or I will have a right fit

>>25042357
Kind of
I just see traps overtaking my regular spots

>>25042396
i'm in sydney

>>25042441
Tfw femanons are getting replaced by traps one at a time awwyee

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>>25042451
>new south wales
>more like nu cuck males

>>25042456
is melbourne better for cucks tho? i hear race mixing is pretty common down there

>>25042441

Sounds like a dose of roko

>>25042457
n-no that does not happen

Guys I just came here recently.
Been chatting up people I meet at uni. What's the consensus on asking for phone no.? Like where I'm from it's actually common to ask for and exchange numbers but if I ask a girl here for her number will she think I wanna get with her?

>>25042472
it's pretty common and yes it usually means you want to put your dick inside them and they know that

>>25042458
It might well be if it continues kek

>>25042489

Which server is it this time?

>>25042483
Wait if it's common then won't girls think they're exchanging numbers just like that?

>>25042497

Bro, believe me, if you've been chatting them up they already assume you're trying to sleep with them. Shit, even when you aren't trying to sleep with them they'll think it

19m, 3160, sipping Guinness after Guinness

>>25042500
Woah then I better get to it then eh
Tell me about this
>Waiting outside for lecture to start
>See lonely blonde who's also looking around
>Our eyes locked so I tell my bud I'll be back in a few
>Approach her hi what's your name where you from etc
>Ask for number in between
>Resume chat talk some more like do you like travelling where you been to, how I'm finding a place to live then people start heading in tell her see you later
Her text response was thoughtful and long when I asked her something
Another girl inside lecture hall during break (lecturer told us talk to person beside you)
>Same things like above mostly
>Ask for number, she gives it but from her body language I can see she's reluctant
>Break ends so can't resume chat
Her text response was shitty when I asked her same thing I asked blonde and she ignored my last text
Should I setup a date with the first one? Been ten days since I've seen her

>>25042513
kek I wish I had balls, I had one instance where a fucking girl made a move on me I'm pretty sure and I ignored it. She was above my league too

>>25042520
Oh man it took so much balls but it feels good even if you get rejected. Only done these few but this is the ballsiest I've done
>sitting in library
>cute girl sits on table opposite to my table
>She looks at me once
>Catch her watching me the second time
>Psych myself up and decide I'll approach her when I'm about to leave
>As I get up to go, grab a chair and sit at her table
>Excuse me what's your name what do you study I'd like to get to know you better
>Ask for number
>"Sry I've a boyfriend but it's really flattering"

But it felt good afterwards
Which led me to think did she have a boyfriend?

>>25042513

Personally I wouldn't go straight for an actual date, just go out and have with her and see where it goes. It'd also help if you did more stuff in person, 10 days is a little bit of a wait to be honest.

>>25042530

Regardless of whether or not she actually has a boyfriend, I wouldn't think much of it. When a girl lets rejects you nicely it just means she's not a bitch., but either way she ain't interested

>>25042520

Hey man, if ever you're feeling bad, just remember there's some NEET guy out there that's never had a girl show interest in him

>>25042536

out and have fun with her*

>>25042539
>>25042536
Yeah that's what I mean by a date, not a movie or dinner I'm not spending money lol
Thinking of asking her to come with me to explore uni then take her to a place I know to play billiards what do you think?

>>25042530
lol I have literally never done it. Only got dates off the internet
>>25042536
yeah but I have never had gf and I can't believe I pussy out even when the girl makes a move on me

>>25042549

Honestly advice, alcohol helps, just don't drink so much you'll miss hints

>>25042544

What you do depends on the girl at that stage man. Spending some time figuring out her interests and whatnot helps.

Also unrelated but movies are a terrible fucking choice of date, there's no actual interaction there. Movies are for more for mates/gfs that you've already somewhat close to

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>>25040580
4551 reporting in. that was one crazy storm last night ......

Any melbfags wanna catch up in the city tomorrow?

>>25042686
night*

30 M 2560 Any other Sydney in here?
>>25042246
>>25042306

>>25042717
19/m 2008

>>25040848
Reportan.

Drunk tonight, will be drunker tomorrow.
22/m/pansexual

>>25042763

>2008

Damn bro, unilodge or something?

>>25042717

Hi Ojīsan

>>25042767
pansexual is not a postcode ya nonce

>>25042768
Nah house share

>>25040580
drinking on discord
https://discord.gg/BUj6b

Forgot kik snap05 add for chat close to Sydney it better

>>25041812
Also sor, also drunk af. Steam req sent

>>25042789
Do I look like I give two rats asses?

19/m/sydney

anyone here from usyd?

>>25042934
M 22 sydney

M/20 Outer Brisbane/4300
Gf is out of town and just want to fuck someone

>>25043969
Ayyyyy
What do you study?

>>25044376
consider yourself :v)

>>25042804

>expired invite

What server was it anyway?

>>25042472
BUMP

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m/35/syd

I need a boyfriend. :[

I know 35 must sound old but I don't feel it.

25 f brisbane

What's happening Brisfags?

any rocko lads at all?
>that moment when didn't realise it was saint patty's day

>>25045725
translation:
>i'm a faggot and all faggots are on the prowl for catamites
>let me stretch out your 14 yo boipussy in exchange for food and board.

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23 Male South Australia.

Probably just going to spend the rest of my weekend watching anime or playing PlayStation.

>>25046097
ugh dude, absolutely not actually

I've actually been trying to find a single dad so maybe I can part of/have a family

>>25046195
If you want a family then quit sodomy and repent.

>>25045835
literally nothing is happening in brisbane

Anyone in 4740?

>>25046203

t. blind sheep

>>25042789
...or is it?

>>25045835
gettimng farkin drunk om my own

>>25046429
wouldn't live there in a million years tbqh

>>25046451
All strokes dude ;)

>>25042020
im from the shire, i really want to try sucking someone off maybe 69

why are there so many fucking faggots in Sydney?

>>25046476

Literally or metaphorically

>>25046476
Probably because Sydney is Australia's largest city.

>>25046476
you have a resident cuck now as well

>>25042472
Can more people weigh in on this.

>>25046476
i grew up in sydney found out i liked guys
moved to adelaide started to switch teams back to women.

i swear sydney makes men gay or something.

>>25046725
Maybe Oxford Street is too close to the harbour? All the glitter and glow stick goo gets washed into the harbour, doesn't have time to break down before it's pumped back into the drinking water.

Move Oxford Street to Western Sydney for twelve months, record results, then analyse.

>heh. anal-yse.

Anyone in Newcastle planning a night out next weekend? It'd probably be pretty fun to try to find each other, awkwardly say hi, then leave

bump
can we revive this thread?

30/m/2770 here, bored as fuck.

>>25046823
bumpin
19/m/4151

>>25046823
didnt mean to reply to you, mybad

27 m bi 4207
kik: anonymouschap
anyone near?

>>25046725
It must make them both ghey and retarded because I can't find a normal guy worth dating. They're all prissy dancing queens that live in a weird fantasyland in their minds as far as I can tell

Bump.

Tasfag here, 23yo. Studying. Anyone else around Hobart?

>>25049152

Been a while since I've seen someone with a 7k postcode in these threads, there used to be quite a few

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Bump.

G'day everyone it's Skip. If you're a true fucking blue and aren't a faggot, join the aus discord you plebs.


https://discord.gg/FMWpBBc

>>25049407

>new discord

Oh good, maybe this one won't get flooded by nazis

>>25045835
It's hot and humid. What else happens in Brisbane?

>>25049784

Oath to that. Brisbane is dead at the best of times.

>>25042717
ello I'm back

God damn it I need weed, TOWNSVILLE fags please hook me up

>>25042717
>>25050055
freakin' shot in the dark but you maybe wanna get a drink sometime

>>25046237
>partied on a mate's back deck last night
>vomited for the first time in 8 years
>chill family lunch today

Speak for yourself.

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>>25050156
oh well let's just go and designate that deck as a UNESCO heritage site then

>>25050156
Friends and f.a.m. at hannah gadsby tonight. Super jelly. Agreed

>>25050061
are you a cop? so many cunts get drugs here easily so you're either retarded or a cop. Plus you post this every thread. It's a shit honeypot

>>25050194

I post this every thread because I'm a hopeless fuck who can't spot chill cunts with hook ups so every time I ask someone I always offend someone or they're like whoa.

I'm retarded, how do you do it? I asked some dude at the Seaview last night and he was way put off.

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>>25050199

>>25050160
Sounds good to me fuccboi.

>>25050162
Literally who?

lauren from beerwah on tonight?

>>25049720
There was just the 1 though.