California Thread. Let's go!

I live here

>>25034301

Same, but no one lives near me.

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>>25034301
>>25034321
Same.
>mrw no one at work even uses this site
whew.

>>25034331

Why would you expect your norm work buddies to be on 4chan? It's not exactly Facebook.

Step up anon.

>>25034321
>>25034331
I know ;_:

>>25034342
It's Facebook on steroids

>>25034349
Actually, it's Facebook on meth here.
Shit goes fast, memes don't last, and only tits n' ass make top of the class.

southern cal fag here

>>25034368
Omfg nice

>>25034393
Why aren't you at fest?

Fun fact

California, a western U.S. state, stretches from the Mexican border along the Pacific for nearly 900 miles. Its terrain includes cliff-lined beaches, redwood forest, the Sierra Nevada Mountains, Central Valley farmland and the Mojave Desert. The city of Los Angeles is the seat of the Hollywood entertainment industry. Hilly San Francisco is known for the Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz Island and cable cars.
Minimum wage: 10.50 USD per hour (Jan 1, 2017)
Population: 38.8 million (2014)

>38.8 million

Where are they all hiding?

>fun
>fact
>

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Reporting in.

(805) reporting in

Any traps in the Bay Area want to talk? I'm visiting for one more day but I can get away for a little bit. I'll video chat but no pictures (I'm super camera shy)

Kik: shlomointexas

>>25034740
Oh and I'm a guy who's 22 And never hooked up with a trap before

Lmfao I'm not a trap but I love in the Bay area but fuck that

I just like to play clash of clans, GULITY pleasure. Fuck off Cali thread lol.

925/M/22

Down for whatever you want to do, man.

m/21/805
>fuck,chill
>sexual orientation
bi
>contact info
kik:bicur805
>anything else
I'm horny

32/gay dude/805 Ventura
kik: LupusNodus

>>>25022510

925. Just got fired. Let's chill.

18/m/virgin
bicurious. Always considered myself straight but some guy with an amazingly feminine bubble butt nearly seduced me. I want to experiment.
559, Fresno - Tower District
kik is penis_cannon69
>shitty band reference from when I was 12 don't judge

21/m/714
Kik: Tofunuggets95
So I am trying to find people who are down to eat sleep drink Korean. My goal is to move to Seoul and live off the gov't whilst teaching little gooks English! 안 녕! Also Japan is cool.

>>25035830

Contact?

>>25034548
Have you never looked in a Mexican household?

Looking for a grill that will let me finger her. I can pay, of course.

22/m/los angeles area

Looking for hookup. Pref women and traps, but open to guys also. New to the guy + guy scene. In the 562 area

>>25036628
How much we talking
And why?

>>25037043

I used to buy panties from many women, but I wanted them as freshly cummed in as possible. Eventually a girl was open to the idea and let me into her home, finger her and eat her out as well.
I also can't get hard enough to have sex, which is why I haven't reached out to an escort/prostitute.

As for price, I'm open to negotiating it as long as it's not escort prices. If you want to talk about it, you can kik me at drappast

21/mtf/L.A.
I like smoke buddies and dick pics

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619/mtf/20

Lonley nerd, want someone to obsess over and just...
Ya know.
Kik:jillianesquire

I wont be your yandere if you dont live nearby.

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>>25037382
Forgot pic, it usually posts upside down so let's see if this works

>>25037029
Kik?

951/23/m straight
just people to hang out with
kik: mike000054

818/Openminded straight/SFV

>>25037634
shit, fucked that up
forgot 27

19/m/bi 559-fresno
Looking for a fuck buddy and/or friend mostly
Guys and girls welcome, I'm into vidya, bored games, and drawing.
Kik: krayfry

408/m/something

Looking for pretentious anime people to follow on Twitter

LBC, come smoke and jam wit me

25/m/310-424

Brazilian, open minded. Mostly looking for girls, trans are ok.

420 friendly, can have you on a roll.

Just moved here, pick a place, restaurant, anything. It's on me. Want to meet people.

Reply with Kik

Just got to Fresno guys from the glorious PNW

How the fuck do you meet anyone around here, there ain't shit to do or interesting places to go

24 m straight 818
hey y'all it's my birthday week...who's around?

there's never anyone from 661 at all in these threads

209/23/m/stockton
looking for someone to interact with. I'm a fat nerd. I'm not going to judge anyone. I've posted a few times but I don't think I'm going to find any other neets nearby.
2099156302

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

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949 26 F and I have hallucinogens for you

to buy

>>25039010

Are you only interested in selling, or are you also up for meeting to use those hallucinogens?

949 30 M

>>25039010
>>25039038

kik is sandywetsuits btw

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22/m/714/562/949
kik:dru_pol
bored, off work today.

>>25039010
Hit me up. I've been in need of tabs if you got some.

m 26 951

>tfw never any inland empire femanons

>>25039010
what have i become, forgot my kik

ladyrowsdower

I don't do them with you just sell

>>25039316
would you trade some cubes for weed?

>>25040176
no I have enough god damned weed you filthy bartering anon don't you haggle me
but really I live in California why do you think I would ever need weed ????

>>25040176
....one ounce per cube actually.

>>25040208
damn, feisty one.
you femanons and your standards...

M/31/bi/925 (near livermore)
Kik- mrworkingparty.
Looking for anything really

Shy, chubby busty mid 20s 310 girl
My plumbing is fucked at the moment and I need somewhere to shower. Cute guys (older ones preferably hnng) pls give me a nice clean place to shower at.

>>25039010
I love your shirt. where did you get it?

>>25034164
26 f lesbone (925)

>>25038375
Tell me about it, this place is a shit hole

Male, straight.

Fresno area, visiting Paso in a couple weeks (Not looking for lewd shit or sex)

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>>25034164
32/m/707Straight
fuck,chill with a cute lady
kik Ethos1338

33/m/619-760 (San Diego area). Married, good 6-figure job, but tempted to chance fucking everything up to set up a sugar baby relationship. I know it's dumb, but... fuck. I kind of dislike myself.

Also interested in just meeting people for some day-drinking. email is fuz006 at gmail dot com.

>>25041638
Paso is great if you like wine and food. Probably my favorite area in the state desu

>>25041692
I dislike myself too. I'm sure we'd get along well. What kind of girls do you like?

>>25041700
Cute and somewhat feisty redheads are something of a fetish, but really that's just a general preference and I'm not too picky.

m/209/27

Two days off of work. Bored as fuck.

>>25041705
That's actually a coincidence because I'm a natural redhead. I think I'm pretty qt. And I'm kind of sassy and bratty, but also kind of shy. It's a combo.

626
26 m
bored at work looking go pass the night with some convo with anyone really

>>25041712
My interest is piqued. Feel free to shoot me an email!

>>25037391
Hot af

22 bi m in burbank, looking for other horny guys, my kik is shadow3030

>>25039283
>femanons
I used to work in riverside lol i just moved to san diego though 21 f

>>25041810
what part of SD are you in?

>>25038672
661 here. Scv. You?

>>25041810
Where in San Diego? Great city for beer. :)

707/415 novato/petaluma
m/21/straight
looking for qts
kik: caseelocc

Anyone in the 626? Man I wanna get boba tea lounge

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Is there anything to do in the 562/714/626 area? I want to enjoy my Friday night that doesn't consist of being at my computer

>>25041950
>>25041883
626 here what part you guys from?

831 bicurious 21 m
uncut4uu snapchat

>>25041957
im from azusa

>>25041967
El monte here

>>25034849
925 reporting in

Chico

>>25041957
Whittier my dude

925/510

21/m

vidya, smoke, drink w/e

kik:riverr5

M 25

I live in conejo valley and i need more friends, m or f. At this point I don't care. I just want more than 2 friends to hang out with.
I'm into video games and photography.

Dont drink, dont smoke, I drive a scooter. No wonder I dont have friends.

Lemme know if I might sound maybe kinda cool

23/m/650/415

Chill, not a NEET, 420, down for good times - looking for same.

Holla on kik: alphaclam

>>25042066
PS, the scooter isn't my only transportation. I still have a car like a normal person

>>25035958
Ayyy I'm originally from Hanford !!
I live in Valencia now though

>>25038375
Fresno is a shit hole that's why I moved

>>25038672
661 reporting in>>25038672

>>25041883
Shit I used to go there all the time when I lived in West Co. I'm not too far, just closer to Rowland Heights now.

>>25041979
El monte here whats up?

>>25041584

F21

>>25041957
Montebello here

>>25042312
What's up?

>>25041584
What's your Kik? I've a bath.

Looking for Buddha?
Hit me up at cowboy cut cannabis on Facebook or Instagram
Free delivery through LA, IE, and OC

>>25041584
I live on the 6th, by the Metro.

You can use my shower, I'll order some curry and you can go your way. My roommate is out of town and it's been lonely, that's all. Average guy, solid work, we can talk.

I'm 26 btw

Kik is: luke_br13

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19/M/909 but I drive around 626/714

Homo af

Looking for someone to chill and play some Nintendo Switch with. Also looking for a fwb/hookup, but those two can be mutually exclusive.

Kik: manstablook, but I got a discord and Skype too

>>25038672
21/m 661

>>25034739
>>25034914
>>25035562
Another 30/m/805 guy here.

Everyone knows how big the state is, but I think everyone forgets the 805 is like a 4 hour drive end to end. Also, There are no girls in the 805 on this place.

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I'm stuck in Sacramento for 9 hours till seven tonight. Would be cool to hang with someone till then if anyone's up for it

>>25041584
Kik me? strakes9291

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>>25034164
m/19/916 reporting in. Okc is cancer edition.

kik: cluelessbastard

>>25043178
I sent you a message

>>25043134
contact lil nigga

>>25043209
My Kik is NekoChiiii
My steam is /Madotsukikilledme

>>25043209
You still around?

Nerds. This was a thread about California...

A mythical island paradise called California, inhabited only by beautiful Amazon warriors using gold tools and weapons and ruled by Queen Calafia, was the setting for a popular Spanish novel, Las sergas de Esplandián, published in July 1510. Early Spanish explorers believed that the present-day California was an island ruled by Amazon women and they named it California.

>>25041977
Ayeeee. 530 reporting in.

>>25042089
contact? I'm in the same area

Heyo. What's good in the 909/951? I'm new here.

>>25037523
Josh_del_sur

>>25041624
>>25042110

Am I stuck with POF for trying to meet people?

Any Fresno girls on here wanting to get stoned and hang out?

661/m/28/straight

Looking for femanons; hangout, chat, fuck, whatever.

Kik: phucktyts

>>25043939
951 here also new here.

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951 any female anon interested?

34/m/straight in OC, 714.
I'll have dinner and head to Long Beach. Some bike ridding and a beer later. I deserve some chill.

Any Cali girls interested in this?
>>25031075
(Figure if there's one state to ask about this, it's Cali)

>>25045038
Your nigger is showing

>>25045038
did u dip your dick bleach once or something

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25/21/mm/951 homos

looking for friends maybe fwb's if we get along. 420, hiking, video games

23/M/714

Looking to talk to girls around my area. Prefer chubby and bigger girls

Kik: Prettyoriginal69

any dudes around socal go to strip clubs often? maybe we should do a strip club kik group and do weekly autism trips to SCs

>>25042398
Nm 18 m here you?

21 M 831/760
Bicurious, looking for a sub fwb to explore with
Kik: trawl00

>>25034164
yo whats up CA

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>>25037382
You didn't even leave any contact info you nerd.


23/m/Los Angeles. Stopped visiting these threads a while ago, but i thought i'd throw my line out for a few days and see what bites.

Looking to talk to people to find movie buddies, drinking buddies, etc. Strongly prefer hanging around with artists or people who are really, genuinely into video games, movies, etc. Strongly perfer to hang with people close to my age. -2/+1

kik: An0n818

>>25045881
I'm a girl and id love to go to the strip club with some guys but I'm broke ;---;

>>25045196
>non-anal tails

no thx. plugs are funner.

aight it's saturday and im bored as fuck.

25/m/los angeles and santa monica

have some high quality weed, into movies and cartoons. Moved over here a while ago and didn't make any friend yet.

kik me: luke_br13

26/m/straight
559 but will drive to 209

Just looking for some friends male and female equally , down for anything, smoking, drinking, Vidya, music, nerd shit etc

Kik at Gameofvideoblockade

21/m
Will pay you to cuddle with me. Please be a girl

kik: melon314

>>25047365
Where are you? I might be strip clubbing it up in inland empire tonight and I wouldn't mind some female company

>>25047365
>>25047582
My kik is johnnydangerouslee if you're interested

>>25047369
But non-anal is so pretty ;_;

>>25047596
I'm busy tonight. Sorry. Weekday nights would be better. Anyway I'm broke so there's no real point in going when i can't do anything.


>>25047717
Why can't anal tail plugs be pretty too?

>>25047755
I thought it was implied, but it would be my treat. Even if not tonight, add me on kik and we'll do it another time. Also anal plug tails are obviously superior to non plug tails.

>>25047844
Alright. Will do.

>>25047755
They could be, I just can't get over where they come out of, and what they look like to me instead.

>>25047920
>he's not an anal guy
Costume tails may be more easily obtainable and have more options (many being prettier, I'm sure), but anal tail plugs are just so much funner to wear :3