Canada thread because fuck you. You know the drill. Asl, where

Holy shit do these ever fall off the board fast.

26/ M/ 807 (Thunder Bay)
Discord: Dooder#2853
Kik: Whizzbop

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28 / m / 416 647

My wife hasn't been in the mood lately but it gets her hot when I fool around, so I fear if I wanna get laid anytime soon I need to get laid first.

28/m/450/514

35/M/604 (Surrey)
Kik: RobertBD8

>>25033613
there's no point though
it's always a fucking sausage fest
especially in alberta

And it usually dies pretty fast cause we're spread out over a fucking huge area, and no one wants to go to US to get laid unless you live in Niagara.

Quick everyone, lower your standards!

These threads die 2 fast 4 me

23 F Toronto

Solely looking for someone to chat with about web development, UI/UX design, or video games.

>>25034201
What do you play?

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25/M/Vancouver Island.

Looking for someone to talk to/hang out with.

>>25034208

Currently Rust and DOTA2. Sometimes Tales of Zesteria or Stardew Valley if I don't have my mouse with me.

>>25034260
Would you be willing to talk about other relatable games like ark, league, Warcraft, heroes, etc?

>>25034395
damn nigga you have shit taste in games.

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>A/S/L
21 / M / Near Montreal, Quebec

>Sexual Orientation
Straight

>Relationship Status
:^)

>Text / Mic / Cam
Yes, maybe probably yeah, I'm too shy for this

>Favorite Music
While I present myself as a metalhead, my music tastes are all over the place. Apart for my usual Power and Folk Metal, I also listen to a lot of cute japanese music and central asian folk/pop music. Right now, I'm in a Eurobeat/Billy Talent/World Order mood.

>Favorite Movies
Almost exclusively Sci-fi, nowadays. I really like stuff like District 9, Interstellar, The Martian, Pacific fucking Rim.

>Favorite TV Shows
Anime, yo. I particularly love cute moe, cute girls doing cute things, nothing happens slice of life type shows. My goal in life is to have seen them all. My favourite ones are Yuru Yuri, Sansha Sanyou, GochiUsa and, for those airing this season, Maidragon, Gabriel Dropout and Demi-chan wa Kataritai.

>What languages do you speak?
Fluent in both French and English, but slowly learning Japanese.

>What are you looking for?
People to talk and be disgusting weebs with. Metalheads too.

>What are you not looking for?
Spooky ghosts.

>Picture of You
I'm shy. Have a cute girl, instead.

>Contact info
Skype: [email protected]
Kik: TheCutestLoli
Discord: CutestLoli#7729

>>25034201
I'm in Toronto and open to talking about those topics, although I have to be honest and say that alone isn't a great way to feel connected to someone.

>>25034145
Well buffalo is literally a half hour Including waiting for customs, so that gives us a reason to.

>>25033613
24/m/mtl
Mostly looking for someone to hang out with/go to the gym. I'm too much of a bitch to workout alone.
Kik: ChrisN996

>>25035139
>"straight"
:^)

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>A/S/L
30 / M / Toronto, Ontario


>What are you looking for?
A young lady to objectify


>Contact info
FL: TheGreatHeHe
skype: iaheehc

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>>25035372
T-totally
I have absolutely N-NO interest in cock OR t-trapping AT ALL. W-why would you even imply that?

>>25035417
>implying you didn't just order a qt girl outfit including knee socks.

>>25035165

What are you looking for then?

>>25034145
If you don't live in Ontario good luck finding anyone here

>>25035457
I'm not him, but similar interests is a pretty awful way to click with people, matching personalities is the most important thing.

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29/m/victoria

Let's play ladies n t's

>>25035457
Someone to go out with, even study together if no fun allowed. The rest makes more sense if we're running a project together.

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>>25035432
>Implying I'd do such a thing and would pay $55 and wait a month and a half for it, that's just ridiculous!

>>25036487
>Implying you aren't dreaming about riding a dick while being kissed on the neck

18/m/ 450-514 area

looking for people to chill with desu

>>25035741
b-but if i move to Vancouver I'll get an asian waifu r-right?

>>25034119
That's because we fuck the cunts thoroughly enough in Alberta that they don't come back here for more cock

Bazynga

28 straight dude.
Kingston

Got weed, and just got home from work.
Bring me cigarettes, and I'll get you high.

23/m/ 519 and 226, just looking to chat for now

>>25036576
what do you like to do?

>>25034260
Rust ftw! :)

19/M/403
kik; larvinato

yycfinder

24/m/403

33/m/dt trono

looking for new friend who's down to play vidya and let me suck his dick

kik: dekinaiyo

>>25033613
26/m/moncton 506

My decent looks and good personality are offset by my poor self esteem and crippling depression! :D

I kinda think I'd be more comfortable hooking up with someone here than some random gal at a bar.

25/M/905 (Durham Region)
Want to chat? Any girls around?

KiK: Arravator

23/m/403 ( calgary )

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25 / Male / Ottawa - Orleans - 613
Kik: carrotsandcelery

Dull dead-inside R9kautist wageslave.
Tell me your life stories.

>>25034201
I'm down! What's your Kik/Skype?

24/m/613 Ottawa
Looking for people to hang and play games with.

Kik: MonosOnFire

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705 orillia if any girl just wants to meet up and go for a drink and see what happens...

25/m/204

Winnipeg is empty as fuck
Kik wpegged

18/trap/mississauga
looking for friends that aren't normies
kik: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_a

>>25042408

I use discord most of the time.

moon holiday#8913

29/M/519 226 Kitchener Waterloo
Looking for a girl to trip with
kik:nullpo

>>25044125
bro this isn't how you do it

27 f 604
kik: latelunch

>>25045417
I'm in van m/28 what u up to tonight?

Male 22 204 _Finch_455 into male and females.

23/f/250- 778

Skype is Olirockets

Kik is Vicious curse

>>25045449
Kik is ViciousCirse !!!! Sorry.

26/m/edmonton

What y'all up to tonight?

area code 250
19 M BC
kik: tucanmax
I doubt there's anyone out here in this barren wasteland

Happy drinking day Calgary
Happy drinking day Canada

20/m/403 (Calgary)

Kik: fapture6

>>25045387
lol its all bullshit

20 / M bi (top) / 416 - 647
kik: filosofem1

26/m/niagara
have bud, easy going, no gay shit

kik: cdosrunx64

>>25036639
HAHAHAHAHAHA

you wont.

you'll get outpriced by chinese peasants walking around who suddenly have unlimited canadian currency cause assfucks in the communist party started manipulating their currency and pumped it out of china immediately.

>>25036936
every girl I've met from alberta was a class A white girl thot

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20/m/Toronto

hmu, down for whatever

Kik: joojietendo
Snapchat: joojie
Discord: joojie#2726

>>25048124
A few decades of oil money have skewed the province towards idiocy, those ones will be on their second marriage soon enough.

any guys in Barrie down to smoke?
21/f

>>25034119
it's because women in alberta legitimately don't do anything besides the stereotypical girl stuff from fucking bad TV

being a guy in alberta is hell

>>25048896
21/m london? down?

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22/male/416-905

@nullnode Twitter/Telegram

18 female, 416/519/905
Kik: _jss
:)

>>25048896
down to link for smoke sesh from hamilton
kik
monsantoe

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20/m/around hamilton
Kik:picklesdoodilydoo

Havn't had a steady internet connection because stuff and things, but would be nice to find some weebs and generals nerds to occasionally chat with.
Music people also welcome.

>>25045022
Do half normie half autist shut-in hybrids count?

>>25050321
probably
add me and we'll find out