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>>25024510
i'll get started as people post

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>>25024517
Gals get jealous of your eyebrows

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>>25024517
wears a hat sometimes,
>>25024575
likes makeup because it make you feel pretty and stuff.

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>>25024517
Not straight

>>25024575
Enjoys classic literature

>>25024592
has done, like, a lot of drugs

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>>25024592
Lives in the 90's
>>25024599
Closeted homosexual

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>>25024517
Went to a summer camp as a kid

>>25024575
Regularly visits and critiques coffee shops

>>25024592
Experiments with tons of drugs

>>25024599
Considered enlisting in the militart at one point in life

>>25024663
Is actually pretty chill

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as I keep getting told not to cover my face. here it is.
>>25024682
has a rich asian business man dad.
>>25024599
Played guitar, thinks your good even though you kno yo can do better.
>>25024592
has a friend that pretends that she isn't crushing on him but secretly wants him in her bed... and is totally not typing this rn.

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>>25024517
Open minded and nice to everyone
>>25024575
Used to play piano, but studies took too much time
>>25024592
Actually liked Rick Astley's song before it became a meme
>>25024599
Tries hard to be what girls want
>>25024663
Mad at everyone. Bitch of his crew
>>25024682
Have never sailed or been much at sea. But more of a sailboat than yacht kinda guy
>>25024749
Acts quirky to be perceived as cute even though its not your personality

>>25024790
I hate Rick Astley
from >>25024592

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>>25024592
edgy and tries to get all the alt girls to bed
>>25024599
surprisingly good at some sports
>>25024663
very chill
>>25024682
studies hard and enjoys travelling
>>25024749
socially awkward, but madly active when you get close. also has fetishes
>>25024790
trying to get his life together

>>25024814
yup true, from both of us.

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>>25024814
You got that tattoo because you saw a model in a "tattooed girls" magazine with one. You tell your friends it signifies the ephemeral quality of your fleeting life. The tattoo artist just rolled your eyes at you and said "fuck, another one".

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>>25024875
It's a tattoo of my cat, who passed away

>>25024875
>>25025186
Ouch.

>>25025186
*the ephemeral quality of your fleeting cat's life

>>25025217
it looks fucking stupid to write all that coming from someone looking like you.

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>>25024517
Often get asked your gender by others.
Living in the grey world of androgyny, you quest to make natty gains for your lord Scoobee.
>>25024575
You have an obsession with pinups and 50's aesthetic.
>>25024592
You emulate Bowie and Sid Vicious.
>>25024599
Well read, wears his best clothes to go hiking/hunting in the highlands and is always ready for an instagram shot.
>>25024663
You're struggling to let go of goth phase days.
>>25024682
Your dad owns a boat, you were raised around them and grew tired of your friends making seamen jokes.
>>25024749
Freshman in highschool, you do your best not to let others find out you're secretly a raccoon.
You're doing well so far.
>>25024790
You identify as lumbersexual and like craft beers.
>>25024814
Having trouble letting go of the scene days. You've planned multiple facial piercings and used to listen to The Millionaires.
>>25024875
16 and pregnant.

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>>25024517
FtM
>>25024575
likes theater
>>25024592
doesn't care what people think
>>25024599
cares too much
>>25024663
likes black
>>25024682
wants to travel the world
>>25024749
isn't taken seriously often enough
>>25024790
is taken too seriously
>>25024814
gets complimented on eyes often
>>25024875
doesn't take enough showers
>>25025312
enjoys being the center of attention

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>>25024517
Occasionally puts on an exaggerated feminine voice around strangers

>>25024575
Says she likes "pretty much any music" meaning top chart hits

>>25024599
Properly short

>>25024663
Spends too much time online

>>25024682
Wealthy parents

>>25024749
Had a lot of sexual partners, trusted each of them too much

>>25024790
Sensitive about his masculinity

>>25024814
Likes to think she has eccentric taste, doesn't.

>>25024875
Sweats a lot and smells of ham

>>25025312
Unironically says "banter"

>>25025337
Constantly repeats the phrase 'nice guys finish last'

>>25025312
I cannot be 16 and pregnant I am 25 and a man Q-Q

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>>25024517
Has body dysmorphia, loves attention, has a tab open for every board to crosspost
>>25024575
Youre in your late 20's and you wanna turn back the clock
>>25024592
Finally escaped his rural roots to live in the city
>>25024599
Taylor lautners lil bro, has anxiety
>>25024663
Hides behind using intimidation
>>25024682
Lives on the east cost
>>25024749
Had a very dedicated scene girl life years ago
>>25024790
Wants to be Dan bilzerian
>>25024814
Wants to be a mother
>>25024875
Has an axe to grind for use against other alternative people
>>25025312
Microbrewski aficionado
>>25025337
Is learning programming
>>25025446
Effay memester

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>>25026029
works with cars
>>25025446
One of your New Year's resolutions was "get a girlfriend in the next 365 days"
>>25025337
has good business ideas but no feasible way to achieve them
>>25025312
spends plenty of time at a bar and is openly proud of his music taste
>>25024875
in your life, you've heard "attention walmart shoppers..." more than you've heard "I love you, son"
>>25024814
Has a plethora of artistic ideas but not necessarily the resources to conduct all of them.
>>25024749
probably known for the amount of weed you smoke and your amazing ass. hot mama 10/10
>>25024663
listens to 80s-90s rock like Germs or The Cure but also a lot more obscure stuff
>>25024599
>nikon
>trash

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35
Transfemale

>>25024517
Generally well-liked by everyone, but doesn't have any really close friends and can't get laid
>>25024575
Obsessed with 50s vintage fashion
>>25024592
Obsessed with 80s vintage fashion
>>25024599
Introverted, lacks self-esteem, generally seen as mildly creepy
>>25024663
Just starting to grow out of that edgy tryhard phase
>>25024682
Pretty average dude with a pretty good life overall
>>25024749
Manic pixie dream girl
>>25024790
Lives in a hipster neighborhood and likes hipster music
>>25024814
Uses MySpace angles to feel good about herself
>>25024875
Trans, not sure if MtF or FtM
>>25025186
Cares more about making others think she has an interesting life than actually living one
>>25025312
Boring but thinks he's exciting
>>25025337
Boring but knows he's boring
>>25025446
Spends all of his time smoking weed, playing vidya, and shitposting
Women usually find him attractive until they realize how bland and socially awkward he is, which usually doesn't take long
>>25026029
Making some effort to get into shape and develop better hygeine, but doing a half-assed job of it
>>25026133
Thinks he's deep and profound, has long philosophical conversations at parties to show off how smart he is
>>25026266
Craves attention, thinks being trans/pretending to be trans makes her special, likely to identify as some retarded Tumblr gender once she realizes that ordinary trans people are boring and normal now

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>>25026549
Here's me, do your worst

>>25026549
That isn't actually her posting, someone is spamming >>25026266

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>>25026133
u like the smiths
>>25025337
apple fanboy
>>25024682
likes maths
>>25024599
plays soccer
>>25024517
really friendly, homosexual

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>>25026612
Probably a long history with the mods and them banning her

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>>25024517
You belonged to an evil puppeteer and inherited his spirit when he died.
>>25024575
You've only ever had Sex with losers.
>>25024592
You earn between $8-11 per hour at your job.
>>25024599
Socially awkward but lots of girls like you
>>25024663
You hurt yourself by having ur piercings catch on stuff a lot
>>25024682
Always asks female friends for hugs
>>25024749
Stinky vag
>>25024790
Divorced at a young age
>>25024814
Insecure about just about every part of ur physical appearance
>>25024875
U love lil peep
>>25025186
Gets drunk more than once a week
>>25025312
All of ur self worth comes from 4chan
>>25026029
People make fun of u by calling u jimmy neutron
>>25026133
Gets laid less than once a month

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>>25026744
high self worth on the outside, but hidden behind a physical appearance of want. pulled off well, but you have that "bro" look. might be what u want though and could be situationally happy with it.
>>25026718
unhappy with facial features,which is why you scrunch and distort your face. also working towards a nice body to compensate. overall good body image though, and very able to laugh off discerning things. happy with self overall but has dark times
>>25026607
does some drugs, prob a pretty cool dude overall. some flaws as everyones has, but trying to convey an image of yourself in a good way.
>>25026553
cant quite read this. looks happy with self in picture, overall good standing in life.
>>25026133
looks like a good dude to chill with. overall pretty upfront and not much to hide.
>>25026029
again, good dude to chill with and not much to hide. maybe some insecurities, but have learned to accept them and put yourself out there as such.

>>25024749
where you from?

>>25026744
Like the way you do light denim boy

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>>25026553
finds it easy to talk to people
>>25026607
listens to metal, was vv emo at one point
>>25026744
you buy them supreme brand clothes
>>25026753
likes watching sports but doesnt play them

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>>25027582
good listener
>>25026753
youre either a creepy dude always trying to flirt woth girls or youre actually really nice
>>25026744
needs constant ego boosts and self validation
>>25026718
expectionally good at maths
>>25026607
drinks way too much on the weekend
>>25026553
gay and shoves it into your face every 10 seconds
>>25026266
t h i c c, proud of boobs
>>25026133
artist, down in the dumps often

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>>25027764
Apple lover (iPhone)
>>25027582
loves desserts
>>25026753
smokes weed everyday
>>25026744
wants to be a super Saiyan
>>25026718
always gets A on tests
>>25026607
takes more than 1 hours on fix his hair
>>25026553
Try to look like Harry Potter because he loves when persons say "you look just like HP"

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>>25027794
cool stoner bro that always shares his weed

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>>25027582
Tumblr user
>>25027794
Stoner
>>25027799
Pc gamer

>>25027764
You look gorgeus (not an assumption)

>>25027834
>>25027764
The next queen of SOC

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>>25024517
Winner of Justin Bieber look a like contest
>>25024575
Cute, but cannot clean
>>25024592
Going to an 80's themed party

>>25027843
Do I post too much? :o

>>25027843
Lol wat is this newfag on about

>>25027859
I havent used 4chan for 2years so 1st time seeing you :p u need to post more

>>25027859
>>25027859
not really just bothering the Boxxy fans

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>>25025337
Likes comic books
>>25025446
Skates everywhere
>>25026029
I can depend on you to do my laundry
>>25026133
Likes to build shit
>>25026266
Sucks every guys dick for free
>>25026553
Likes to dance and be goofy all the time
>>25026607
Likes to throw hands
>>25026718
Secretly likes it up the booty
>>25026744
Fashionista pulls all the bitches at the club
>>25026753
Comes on 4chan everyday
>>25027582
U seem like a stuck up pussy bitch
>>25027764
U seem sweet but greedy
>>25027794
Always asking people for shit
>>25027799
Cool but ugly ass person in the squad
>>25027810
Stay flexing but gets no bitches
>>25027845
Ugly but a funny

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>>25024592
secretly a member of the lost boys

>>25024749
hasnt watched enough eyeliner tutorials on youtube

>>25025446
smokes weed, drinks la croix, good taste in movies, i want ur shirt

>>25026133
only orders eggs benedict when u go to dennys

>>25026266
will continue to age gracefully, i see dat skincare girl

>>25026553
listens to musical soundtracks when they drive

>>25026607
smells good

>>25026744
hypebeast

>>25026753
plays too many video games

>>25027582
enjoys the x files and wine

>>25027897
chill, has a nice butt

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1/2

>>25024517
you own a crosser and love to ride it
>>25024575
you love to bake cakes
>>25024592
you're constantly depressed you didnt live in the 80s
>>25024599
you're into wresting
>>25024663
trying hard to come out edgy so people wouldnt get to know you better, insecure in yourself
>>25024682
future cardiologist
>>25024749
singed in a pop punk band
>>25024790
bassist, loves to work in the garden, probably has fresh herbs in the kitchen. makes mean looking burgers
>>25024814
loves history, recreates medieval recipes tjhat sound good
>>25024875
the "look at me, i'm special" kid that no one gets
>>25025312
addicted to assume threads, but tired of them. or hes toast burnt again
>>25025337
DOTA is love, DOTA is life (or LoL, dont know which ones more popular ATM)
>>25025446
dreams of being Mac de Marcos successor
>>25026029
the quiet guy, one that speaks only when needed, and speaks right
>>25026133
pluks hair from his dog and glues it to his chest when going out so the shirt doesnt look as empty as in the pic
>>25026607
you've been to all the raves in your city
>>25026744
cool guy, loves football and beer, would do anything for his friends
>>25026753
thinks noone gets him, feels lonely a lot
>>25027582
had a parrot as a kid which she loved dearly, but it flew away when she let her out of her cage. still misses it

2/2

>>25027764
wanted to be a ballerina as a kid, started going to the classes, but then she fell in love with the guitar. now she's playing it all day, laying lyrics like crazy
>>25027794
always on the move, cant stand resting
>>25027799
will replace tiesto when he retires
>>25027810
never leaves his GameBoy Advance out of sight
>>25027845
a camper, not a scout
>>25027897
shy, insecure, but will flourish once she hits college
>>25027999
you're a drama queen

>>25027764
i'd like to think so
>>25027794
in other words fat (yeah)
>>25027810
yup
>>25027897
yeah lol
>>25027999
spot on, do u actually know me
>>25028100
oddly specific but no

>>25028253
ID changed, >>25027582 is me

>>25027897
> What did she mean by this?

>>25026029
Spot on
>>25026133
Accurate
>>25026549
True and working on it
>>25027897
Somewhat accurate

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Do me now. What do you assume about me?

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Let judgement begin.

>>25026549
you literally said this the same day that I went to a party and talked about some profound shit, so good on you.
>>25026607
they have plenty of great jams, but a majority of their songs sound interchangeable so I don't really listen to them
>>25026744
what gave it away?
>>25026753
all of my friends have the same testimony.
>>25027764
Art is my passion and, though I like to think i never get "down in the dumps", it happens to the best of us.
>>25027897
a few of my favorite jobs were when I was artistic director building sets for some local theaters. So yeah, right on!
>>25027999
Haven't been to Denny's since I was 6 years old, but next time I'll try their Eggs Benedict
>>25028100
I waxed and it hasn't grown back, tragic i know.

>>25024592
Literally was the first time in months. Job doesn't call for pretty and my skins shitttt so I prefer bot to. But I was feelin purty.

>>25024599
Eh. Somewhat. All kinds really

>>25024682
Nup. Closest chain is favourite chain

>>25024790
Never learnt an instrument. Wish I played piano :/

>>25025312
Like 50s. Hourglass figures kinda suit it I think.

>>25025337
Hate.theatre.with.passion.

>>25025446
Nuh. Just obscure oboe soloists.

>>25026029
Doesn't everyone? Yess

>>25026549
Eh yeh. Kinda.

>>25026744
Nuh. Some winners. The winners are frequently nasty though

>>25027845
Thanks- but kitchenhand jobs mean I accidentally do it constantly

>>25028100
I do!