this is upstairs

why do you make a new thread when i already have one up. dude...

>>25010048
couldn't find it with all these dicks everywhere

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>>25010057
the excuses...

i also would prefer pic related

also my computer crashed

>>25010060
no problem, the island is big enough
i'll come to visit with my zeppelin

how was the carnival?

>>25010061
that's because of all the porn you have on it...

>>25010067
ofc count ferdinand

>>25010075
it was wonderfull.
i went with my sister, her husband, his sister, my dad and my brother. the guys all got pretty drunk, started to act gay, dance on top of the tables, steal soap from the toiletts and stuff.

how's the writing coming along?

are you still in that other thread?

>>25010085
i'm in several threads my dearest. why?

>>25010080
sounds cool
your man was still in detention?
we also have a carnival here, but it's a complete drunkards' superpunk shitfest
which can be ok, if you're in the mood
but i'm a family man, now

>how's the writing coming along?
procrastinating, mostly
i seriously need you for this
you'll be my king
i'll be your sheherazade
sort of
no homo

>>25010089
focus & time response

>>25010097
yes. he won't be home till saturday. that was long. i hate it

it's basically the same here. but i don't mind drunk people (i don't drink myself). i see alcohol as a kind of truth elixier. which is pretty interesting to observe

i'm all yours my sweet princess

>>25010089
i recognize your writing style, it seems
very /adv/

>>25010107
>i recognize that bulge

i've used to go to adv, yes. you think you've come across me there?

>>25010102
i can multitask

>>25010106
>yes. he won't be home till saturday. that was long. i hate it
oh oh
i already envision the fuck session of the year
>it's basically the same here. but i don't mind drunk people (i don't drink myself).
i can drink a fair amount
nobody notices tho usually
just sometimes people want to punch my face kek
>i see alcohol as a kind of truth elixier. which is pretty interesting to observe
i can't agree more
i always tell my girls that if one day they think they found 'the one' they have to get him drunk first
>i'm all yours my sweet princess
hum
no
let's stop this right now
i may wear frilly pink panties under my labcoat, but i'm still a doctor, you know

>>25010109
>i've used to go to adv, yes. you think you've come across me there?
i know you told me
i just went there to visit because of that
and the board suits you well

>i can multitask
don't say things like that plz
these panties are tight you know?

also
stop the bullshit
give me a throwaway email

>>25010141
it will be a release, yes. especially since i told him to only edge during those two weeks (yeah, i'm into light chastity play...). i will probably tease him a lot before relieving him


>punch my face

what gives? do you get agressive when you're drunk?

>get him drunk
i love getting my husband drunk. itms adorable seeing him letting down those last guards he has up. he gets especially adventurous in bed, kek

oh come oooon! you know you want it. don't fight it!

>>25010154
i haven't been there for a long time. but i used to frequent it often.

kek, that's a good boy

>>25010160
awww, why do you have to be so demanding?

plz

>>25010179
i like you begging...

but i still have to say no

>>25010167
>awww, why do you have to be so demanding?
yes, i know
but i will cherish it as a trophy, i promise!
(along with a used pair of panties and an heart shaped sculpture made of candle wax, among other things)
seriously, i'd like to send you some stuff
(not to much)
and be able to get in touch with you without having to jump through all these loops
what are you afraid of?

>>25010162
>do you get agressive when you're drunk?
i don't get drunk
i get awesome

>>25010202
why am i not surprised you are a panty sniffer...

i'm not afraid. just considerate. my husband is rather paranoid about me etablishing close(r) friendships with men.

>>25010184
come on
don't break my fucking heart
i'll keep my penis in check

>>25010210
is that a barney stinson quote?

>>25010212
>i'll keep my penis in check

but what if i can't keep my pussy in check? you know i'm a hormonal mess sometimes... i need to keep temptation at bay

>>25010211
>i'm not afraid. just considerate. my husband is rather paranoid about me etablishing close(r) friendships with men.
i can pretend i'm a girl desu
and keep it professional
super pretty please
after all that we've been through together

>>25010216
no idea
saw it on a patch

>>25010225
you pretending to be a girl would already make the whole endeavour highly suspicious.
is there no way you can give me links to your work and we arrange a weekly meet up?

>>25010223
you're fucking far away babe
and i'm fucking old and married and shit
i'll teach you my awkward ways to deflect sexual advances if you want

>>25010236
>you pretending to be a girl would already make the whole endeavour highly suspicious.
kek
is there no way you can give me links to your work and we arrange a weekly meet up?
dunno
you tell me
you don't have a computer at work or something?

>>25010240
we already had a pretty critical discussion about exactly the same. i had a male friend that lives in the usa. i also met him on here. we never had plans to meet up or anything. we just exchanged emails. he wasn't amused when he found out...

that's a joke. i know the boundaries and how to keep inside them. the problem is, sometimes i don't want to. that's when it gets dangerous

>>25010243
i meant, a online link and meeting on lit or soc...

you know you want it
come on
come on
come on
nobody will know
kek

>>25010248
>that's when it gets dangerous
but you like danger!
you're my partner in crime!

>>25010251
>i meant, a online link and meeting on lit or soc...
i have no idea how to do that desu
do you?
i'm also not sure i want my shit out there in the open

>>25010252
that's what a cheater would say :)

>>25010258
that's true. now stop tempting me

>>25010277
>that's what a cheater would say :)
and you like it
>that's true. now stop tempting me
that's not what you want

>>25010284
hue hue

you are only in on this for the chase. kek

>>25010284
i'm watching the lobster, btw
if you like kafka, you'll like it

>>25010293
what's the lobster?

>>25010288
>you are only in on this for the chase
of course not
*you* like the chase
i need you for science

>>25010302
i do. everybody loves feeling desireable.

if it were merely for scientific reasons, you'd find another way

>>25010299
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lobster

>>25010304
i don't need another way
i need you
it's written in the stars
come on and just give me a fucking throwaway email already
you won't regret it
i promise

i'm sorry i said you were 14/f/cali in the other thread

>>25010305
is it worth it?

>>25010316
don't hit me with your absurd clichées
i also donmt want to becauae it would mean outting in effort to concel yohr existence. which doesn't seem right. i'd rather ask him if he's ok with you sending me scripts for review first. i don't like doing shit behind his back. the fantasy is ok. but i don't like to actually do it

>>25010323
i'ma cut you

i bet you're also the asshole trying to prove i'm an idiot. which he easily could, since i am.
kek

>>25010327
>is it worth it?
it's pretty unique
you like kafka?
>don't hit me with your absurd clichés
i'll hit you with what works
>i also don't want to because it would mean outting in effort to concel your existence. which doesn't seem right. i'd rather ask him if he's ok with you sending me scripts for review first. i don't like doing shit behind his back. the fantasy is ok. but i don't like to actually do it
you're fucking cool
you know that?
do it, it's no big deal
just say super pretty please and suck his dick or something
i thought you were into domination
he'll just chalk it off
it's called:
mind control through orgasm

>>25010332
>i bet you're also the asshole trying to prove i'm an idiot. which he easily could, since i am
i'll never do that
i'm the whitest knight
i would just call you bitch
bitch
[spoiler]i love you[/spoiler]

>>25010361
so far, i do. i might give that lobster stuff a try. but not today. i need to get some sleep soon. we don't want me to develope crow's feet too early, don't we?

aaah, i could easily do whatever the fuck i want and he would nod and say yes mistress. but i don't want to fuck him up. i want to keep the mutuality we have etablished. i know he's putty in my hands. but true grandeur is to not abuse the power give to you.

>>25010368
are you the white knight in the "i can spot every female poster" thread too?

what if i call YOU bitch?
bitch

[spoiler]i think that's going a bit far. but you're genuinely a pleasant man[spoiler]

>>25010332
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
which is a quote from mark twain, george carlin, and sarah cook
it's also true for pretentious assholes
(you'd better stick to chill out with a cool cat like me)

>>25010390
truly an epic colaboration.

you're right. that's what i'm doing right now

>>25010387
no, i was mostly with the cool kid here >>9201813

>>25010390
are you whiteknighting again?

>>25010399
where?

>>25010383
your power is nothing if you don't use it
that's all according to god's masterplan desu
just deal with it be a fair ruler
with great power comes great responsibility

>>25010403
no, i was experimental copypasting desu
>>25010410
the thread with the naked babe of course
check the catalog
for whatever reason i can't link

when do we meet next?
(the password will be 'photoplethysmograph')

>>25010421
the one shopped on the cover? dude... blue board

>>25010415
that's what i'm doing sweety
or so i hope

>>25010422

i have no idea... do you?

got it

>>25010426
Once upon a time, in the fair land of France, there lived a very powerful lord, the owner of estates, farms and a great splendid castle, and his name was Blueboard. This wasn’t his real name, it was a nickname, due to the fact he had a long shaggy black beard with glints of blue in it. He was very handsome and charming, but, if the truth be told, there was something about him that made you feel respect, and a little uneasy…
Blueboard often went away to war, and when he did, he left his wife in charge of the castle. He had had lots of wives, all young, pretty and noble. As bad luck would have it, one after the other, they had all died, and so the noble lord was forever getting married again.

“Sire,” someone would ask now and again, “what did your wives die of?”

"I dunno lol" Blueboard would reply.

>>25010431
anytime babe
(just give me a goddam throwaway emaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

>>25010432
little did they know, he was aware of the reason at all times.
theay have deceased from internal wounds inflicted my his majestic cockstand (i borrowed that from james).
allas, he was too prude to state those facts in public.
it didn't take long till rumors arised about him or his castle being cursed. it became increasingly difficult to recruit even mediocre maids to his realms. they all trembled in fear of sir blueboard and his damned castle.

>>25010440
"i dunno, lol"
ser blueboard

>>25010426
>that's what i'm doing sweety
>or so i hope
if you're not making mistakes, you're not taking enough risk

>>25010451
don't lie to yourself
you just want to give it to me

>>25010453
i'm making mistakes left and right tbqh

I NEED AN EXPLANATION

>>25010459
0:08 to 0:16 is relevant

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8

>>25010465
for WHAT

imagine i'm banned from here for whatever bullshit reason, and i can't reach you
and god's panties are all in a bunch because his masterplan is foiled
did that ever occurred to you?

>>25010460
one less
one more
GIVE IT TO ME!

>>25010473
if that happens, it was part of the masterplan all along. don't try to play god here.
also, they are only kidding if they band you for eternity. they don't. been there, done that

>>25010474
ahaaa! ahaaaa!

COME ON
HE'LL
GET MAD
YOU'LL SUCK HIM
HE'LL BE HAPPY
THE END
and they lived happily ever after

>>25010475
>don't try to play god here
i'm pretty close with the guy, and he told me he definitely wants this to happen
>been there, done that
greentext

Did you fags really make a thread just to talk to each other? Too autistic for kik or text messaging? Even email?

this way of communicating is inefficient and counterproductive
now tell me what time you are free
and go to sleep and think about me
you nasty bitch

>>25010498
yes
(i'm just back from 1854)

>>25010481
it will chip away at the trust slowly but surely. not going to deliberately destroy the fundament.

>>25010488
can you ask him where to find good midget porn next time you see him?

nothing really worth mentioning. just a misunderstanding

>post hamilton's (art) on b
>get permabanned with no possibility to appeal the ban
>ban gets liften anyways few months later
also
>what is a dynamic ip

tep kok

>>25010498
pretty much this, yes

>>25010509
what would you want me to think about you immoral cunt?

>>25010512
hue

>>25010498
this guy fucking gets it, tho

>>25010525
good night sweet prince

try to not fap too much. it has a detrimental effect on your sperm quality

>>25010525
>>25010521
So you are both men, correct?

>>25010539
he is. i'm not. are you?

>>25010516
>it will chip away at the trust slowly but surely. not going to deliberately destroy the fundament.
what the fuck did you do with that american 'friend'?
>midget porn
he keeps the good stuff to himself

>>25010546
what did i say about me making mistakes?

the gay fucker can sit on a pointy fence if he wants to get off so badly...

>>25010535
>good night sweet prince
fuck you
see you when?

>>25010558
probably tomorrow.

why the fuck to i spend so much time on this god damn armenian bucket positioning board...

>>25010555
so what you're saying is i'm not worth a mistake?

>>25010568
what i'm saying is i try to learn from my mistakes and not do them twice

now fuck off with your guilt trip

>>25010564
>why the fuck to i spend so much time on this god damn armenian bucket positioning board
BECAUSE YOU DON'T GIVE ME A FUCKING THROWAWAY EMAIL YOU SILLY COW

>>25010576
i waste my time here even if i don't do it with you YOU AUTISTIC ANTEATER

>>25010572
>not do them twice
like this fucker was even into science

>>25010585
I'LL EAT ALL THE FUCKING ANTS I WANT FUCKING TURD POLISHER
WHAT TIME TOMORROW?

>>25010587
i believe he can count to two. with somw help. but still

>>25010594
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME!
YOU UNRELATABLE REVERSE ALBINO

MAYBE AROUND 2000

>>25010605
OK
DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH YOURSELF TONIGHT OR KITTENS WILL DIE!

>>25010619
MAYBE I HATE KITTENS AND WILL CUM AS MANY TIMES AS I CAN IN A ROW JUST TO MAKE THEM SUFFER

also, i'm only into male chastity and inflicting it. but NICE TRY

>>25010543
I am not.