Rate/Assumptions thread, lads

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>>25008263
minorly terrifying, likes megadeth

>>25008263
Hail Lemmy

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>>25008263
Anti-hippie hippie

>>25008265
Still a model of some sort

>>25008263
"I just wear it for the aesthetic" history cuck

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>>25008271
Hits on every girl

>>25008265
gay mormon from provo

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>>25008263
Radically dude, digs thrash metal.
>>25008265
Notorious for their unique looks.
>>25008271
Relatively normal, but has underlying anger issues.
>>25008278
Slightly intimidating at first glance, but a genuinely cheerful guy.

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>>25008263
Tries to hard to be meme

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>>25008263
how festive!
>>25008265
either really handsome or really pretty
>>25008271
just an all-around cool dude
>>25008278
your friends have to like touching your head lol
>>25008295
has a lot of friends who are women

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>>25008315
Plays WoW
>>25008295
Gay
>>25008278
Takes pride in his looks

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>>25008263
Jovial person. Likes to make those around him laugh.
>>25008265
Wide taste of interests. Fashion being one of them.
>>25008271
Down to earth guy. Great cook.
>>25008295
Doing a master in engineering.
>>25008315
Really good with animals.

>>25008295
Where are you from? You're hot as Fuck.

>>25008301
Stays cool under pressure, loves a good laugh when the time is right.
>>25008315
Proud of his nerdy style, likes to make those around him laugh.
>>25008357
Conservative, usually serious regardless of his surroundings.
>>25008367
Determined and motivated looking, knows how to spend his time wisely.
>>25008375
Chill guy, enjoys a good night out with close friends.

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>>25008265
Ftm and is tired of being questioned his gender.
>>25008271
Friendly and easy to talk to.
>>25008315
Loves animals more than people.
>>25008367
Nicest man on /soc/....oh wait that's not an assumption hehe.

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>>25008263
you look like the vocalist of never shout never

>>25008265
cute!!! would kiss

>>25008271
needs a trim

>>25008278
younger version of mr. clean

>>25008295
in art school for graphic design, secretly failing but refuses to tell parents

>>25008301
uses sepia filter over photos and makes fun of millennials

>>25008303
claims to only listen to "real metal"

>>25008315
yes i like that lizard/frog that is a GOOD animal

>>25008357
smokes a lot of weed after lacrosse practice with his buddies chad and rob

>>25008367
cares a lot about his aesthetic and has turned down girls because they didn't match your aesthetic

>>25008446
chopped all your hair off and regrets it immensely (but still rocks it, you go girl)

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>>25008446
Probably cheeky & sarcastic, fun to be around.

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>>25008263
Doesn't seem like the kind of person I would liked

>>25008265
Sure I could have interesting conversations with you

>>25008271
You remind me of where I live and I don't think that's a good thing

>>25008278
You probably walk a fine line of interesting and boring

>>25008295
Honestly cannot think of any impression this picture gives

>>25008301
Same as >>25008295

>>25008303
Would add on Steam

>>25008315
Would shoot the shit with

>>25008357
Very normie looking but the plants make me feel like you have a hidden personality

>>25008367
Definitely fun to be around

>>25008446
Sassy sassy sassy sassy

>>25008474
Looks like you would beat me up 10/10

>>25008479
Shirtless and thirsty

>>25008519
you look like this dude i know that has "skate fast and eat ass" tattooed on his chest

>>25008528
I'll take it as a compliment

>>25008541
he's a good looking guy! he just has a bizarre tattoo

>>25008426
Thanks mate, I try to be!
>>25008446
Ahww you're too kind! I feel like you're a really warm and caring person. People enjoy your company becouse they know they can trust you and let their gaurd down around you. The short hair looks awesome on you by the way!
>>25008474
Haha I do enjoy putting a bit of effort into the way I look, so sure! And now that I think of it most of the girls I've dated have as well. I´d like to think I wouldn´t turn someone down over that reason though. You study fine art, or maybe graphic design. You have loads of guilty pleasures music wise that you listen to quite a lot. You´re a really good friend to the people close to you.
>>25008519
Ahw thanks dude! You seem like an interesting dude to be around as well. I feel like you´d be a blast to go to gigs with.

>>25008446
Shy and quirky (in a cute way), but assertive around those she's familiar with.
>>25008474
stupid indie fu-
no but really you look like you'd be nonchalant about most things. Stands up for what they believes in, only slightly insecure about appearance (but would roast anyone who said anything).
>>25008519
Goes with the flow, occasional smoker of bud.

>>25008562
literally the most accurate assumption anyone has ever made about me

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>>25008263
Shadman
>>25008265
A hot boi
>>25008271
British pub guy
>>25008278
Superhero
>>25008295
Effay af
>>25008301
Serious
>>25008303
Has a strange way of speaking
>>25008315
Occasionly smonks bannabis
>>25008357
Lanklet
>>25008367
Socialite
>>25008446
Cant find the right guy
>>25008474
Attending art school
>>25008519
Loves the bottle

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>>25008634

>>25008263
Highschool-age Dave Mustaine from a parallel universe where the nazis won the war and have had global domination ever since.

>>25008265
I'm intrigued, would probably small talk to in a place where you are free to do whatever you want to the walls and beer costs $1.

>>25008271
Probably the class clown that secretly struggled with depression and still does.

>>25008278
Moby/10

>>25008295
Probably named Felipe.

>>25008301
Cynical, arrogant prick, basically me but in male form, would get along with swimmingly by being smoothly passive-aggressive towards each other. Judges everyone based off their music and movie taste.

>>25008303
Jonathan Davis/10

>>25008315
Prettyboy, looks like a person I would spontaneously be interested in at an event and probably would try to get into the pants of. Is that a fucking frog?

>>25008357
Would assume to be a normalfag at first glance but is probably weird/fucked up in some way once you start to get to know each other.

>>25008367
I have no idea. An absolute enigma. Nothing comes to mind. Probably European.

>>25008446
Younger, cuter Lena Dunham/10

>>25008474
tumblr/10

>>25008479
Scary angle/10

>>25008519
Scruffy prettyboy, probably introverted around a group of people but does well in a one on one situation. Looks like in college, would smoke weed with and screw in a dorm.

>>25008634
I like the upside down version better because it looks like it's 0:59 and that goes better with the face you're making.

>>25008720
all accurate
thanks for the confidence boost

>>25008720
albino red-eyed tree frog (;

>>25008729
You're welcome. I had a hunch!

>>25008752
Cool. How does one get into keeping frogs?

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>>25008263
>>25008265
Da fuck?
>>25008271
7.5, handsome lad
>>25008278
Mrclean/7
>>25008295
Pic look touched for some reason/6.5
>>25008301
Manlet/6
>>25008446
Wtf u used to be a boy
>>25008479
5
>>25008519
7.5, Leonardo DiCaprio

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>>25009127
Likes to laugh, addicted to memes/drake and worships the kardashians

>>25008794
well it started off as a reptile, then i started going to shows and finding cool exotic animals, so I've kinda built up a collection haha.

this is the shit.

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OF YOU

>>25008315
Has a dark sense of humour
>>25008367
Likes vodka

>>25008263

you must be fun in bed

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>>25008807
A true American
>>25009127
Shrek
>>25009132
Tumbler as a person
>>25008639
Passed a kidney stone

>>25011694
If I pulled that off would you die

>>25008263
Wannabe poser

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>>25008263
browses /k/
>>25008265
popular on tumblr/IG
>>25008271
has doggos
>>25008278
respectable job
>>25008295
likes art
>>25008315
plays a lot of vidya/has a bad sleeping schedule
>>25008357
introverted
>>25008367
studied history or literature
>>25008446
works as a waitress
>>25008474
not vegan but supports cruelty free brands as much as possible
>>25008519
likes cats and has one
>>25008634
has creative hobbies
>>25008807
lives in a southern state

>>25008278
the carpets match the drapes.
>>25008295
gay best friend
>>25008446
quiet, sometimes would make a hilarious crack that would almost not be heard
>>25008474
freshman at art school
>>25009127
good with people, probably charming and funny
>>25009132
really cute! odd group of friends, likes vg and anime
>>25010491
hottie id probably never talk to except awkwardly on an elevator ride

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>>25012910
works on hot topic
>>25011746
its learning to play guitar
>>25008807
Turmp Supporter
>>25008634
works on a self-service store
>>25008519
smokes weed everyday!
>>25008474
Tumblr Queen
>>25008446
Has more that 10 guys on the FZ

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>>25012651
Whenever I hear that word all I can think of is a basement neckbeard that believes he's superior to everyone for listening to "trve" metal even though 90% of underground metal sounds like shit

>>25012910
Correct

>>25008367
Thanks senpai, somewhat accurate

>>25008295
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1

>>25008275
Literally the most accurate post in this thread

>>25008265
Yee

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>>25008807
hothead

>>25010491
probably has at least one regrettable tattoo

>>25009132
discount anita sarkeesian

>>25011746
emo kid bruce wayne

>>25008278
agressive driver, drives some sort of hybrid/electric

>>25008301
Well uh, there it is. Jeff Goldblum/10

>>25008519
was probably in a failed highschool band at some point

>>25008479
funniest guy in a the local street pooping scene

>>25008367
Very dutch.

>>25008446
probably a nurse or a vetrinarian

>>25013045
works dead end desk job

>>25013069
tried his hand at standup at some point

>>25013295
>>25013069
I appreciate these

>>25012910
actually not a cat person!

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>>25011746
Ready for that Mad Max post apocalyptic wasteland survival
>>25012910
Looking for a BF
>>25013069
Likes slacking off but can work really hard when he has to, also has success with girls
>>25013295
Browses /pol/ ironically

>>25013314
>browses /pol/ ironically

You caught me. Was it what I said or just my face?

>>25013295
>hothead

For you

>>25008263
You're an insufferable faggot.

>>25013321
"Discount Anita Sarkeesian"
Where could that come from?

>>25013349
People outside of /pol/ know about that woman too

>>25013358
Yeah but using her as a definition sounded rather /pol/-/v/ish. I don't know how to explain it very well. Let's just call it intuition.

>>25013327
No, I'm Jordan

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>>25008263
Wannabe tough guy
>>25008265
Smooth skin, androgynous hipster
>>25008271
Masculine, but probably chubby
>>25008278
Has a job in an office, generally content with life
>>25008295
Creepy nice guy
>>25008301
Friend zoned and doesn't know how to smile
>>25008303
Nice hair, moody
>>25008315
Quirky
>>25008315
Scholastic
>>25008367
Trendster, reads fashion magazines and has no personal style
>>25008446
Pretends to be innocent, but freaks
>>25008474
Unhappy with yourself
>>25008479
Just entered high school
>>25008519
Frequents burnout parties, chill
>>25008639
Chronically sick
>>25008807
Tries to intimidate all of his friends
>>25009127
Too much makeup
>>25009132
Seeks attention
>>25010491
Has unironically practiced witchcraft
>>25011746
Regularly posts on social media complaining about the current president of USA
>>25012910
Likes to be roughed up
>>25013045
Having an existential crisis
>>25013069
Regularguy.jpg
>>25013295
Bad haircut
>>25013314
Scared to post

>>25013295
Not that far off. Retail's pretty dead end.
>>25013379
Is it that obvious?

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>>25008263
Looks like Gestapo roleplaying costume?

>>25008265
Some sort of modelling experience

>>25008271
Brags about how many chicks you get with

>>25008278
Studying at some sort of University?

>>25008295
Mesut Ozil's brother

>>25008301
IT guy deep in the jungles of India

>>25008303
Into metal, thrash

>>25008315
Hipster Cobain?

>>25008357
A E S T H E T I C with that flower

>>25008367
Photogenic mofo

>>25008446
Short hair, could represent some sort of resurgence in life

>>25008474
Definitely pro lgbt

>>25008479
Trying to pick up that chick with short hair

>>25008519
Does drugs recreationally. If so, keep going

>>25008634
Submissive male?

>>25008807
Looks like that one kid who can shot any target and brag about it on social media

>>25009127
Into the arts?

>>25009132
Would put out on the first date

>>25010491
Probably has many tattoos and piercings

>>25011746
Bi?

>>25012910
Likes to get the attention of people

>>25013045
Watches too much weeb shit

>>25013069
Would fuck/10

>>25013295
Takes photos of anything and everything with that Canon

>>25013069
nope we dont have that here
>>25013314
nope, just out of a long term relationship desu
>>25013379
yup
>>25013516
not very confident and bad at conversation desu. i am bi and I do like some social media tho.

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Pls no bully

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>>25008807
Thinks his Glock makes him cool.
>>25009132
Lives on social media
>>25011746
Basic bro
>>25012910
vegetarian that craves meat on occasion.
>>25013069
Goes out of his way to fuck strangers
>>25013295
Cuts his own hair. I do that too, saves so much money.
>>25013314
Likes to party, and is a doomsday prepper.
>>25013379
Generic attractive guy #27
>>25008263
Would remove kabab with.
>>25008446
Confused as to why so many people are into her, but not fighting it.
>>25008474
Artistic rebel. probably likes Persepolis.

>>25013550
>>25013379

shit is it really so obvious that I cut my own hair?

>>25013519
I'm more of a video guy desu
also

>>25013550
does outdoorsy/practical stuff

>>25013542
unironically uses terms like noob and camper while playing COD online

>>25013519
probably plays overwatch and either doesn't care about politics or thinks trump is literally hitler

>>25013379
big guy

>>25013519
Nah, it's a Luftwaffe. Not roleplaying, not a Nazi either. I just like the hat haha

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>>25013314
6.5
>>25013379
4
>>25013519
5
>>25013550
5

>>25013561
Yeah, the way it grows out in every direction. Try fading it. It'll add maybe half an hour to the cut, but will look worlds better.

>>25008278
Is secretly Mr. Clean.

>>25008807

>autist Hispanic with a glawk brand glawk

Lol polymer frame.

>>25013568
Where did you get the hat from, if you don't mind me asking? I wanna get something like that as a gag for some mates.

>>25013484
I can see it in your eyes.
>>25013524
Want to know how I could tell?
>>25013550
Trying to blend in with normies :^)
>>25013561
I need to cut some weight
>>25013575
10/10

>>25013561
Nice try, I'm more of a Smite kind of guy, and american politics bore me as I'm not from there (NZer) but if Trump's Hitler I'll be his cum dumpster

>>25013595
ww2sale, they ship all kinds of Nazi shit from China. Pretty cheap too. I'm looking at an SS uniform myself, partly because I wanna be edgy, but mostly just because they look cool af

>>25013596
i guess

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SUCK ON MEH NUTS

>>25013841
I've known a few of you're kind. Post tits so I can rate.

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>>25013845
Insecure, sexually repressed, possibly homosexual

>>25013519
not really irl
>>25013550
I like meat too much to go veggie

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>>25014690
Can disappear in the background and no one notices.

>>25013845
Retarded needed of attention.

>>25013575
Looks like a psycho.

>>25013550
Sex addict.

>>25013542
Is slowly losing control of his life.
>>25013519
Common person

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>>25008263
H u g e faggot
>>25008807
Only trigger disciplines for photos
>>25009127
Watercolor extraordinaire
>>25009132
Introverted with a collection of succulents
>>25010491
normie frat camper
>>25011746
Another huge faggot, bullied for being gay even though not gay
>>25012910
Aesthetic, appreciates make up on a higher level than some grills
>>25013045
mums basement + anime 20 hours a day
>>25013069
Casual bar goer
>>25013295
takes pictures and constantly argues on the internet
>>25013314
closet stoner, relaxed
>>25013379
that guy that thinks he's the shit, but everyone hates him
>>25013519
normie
>>25013550
grooms 13 year old girls on badu
>>25013575
elitist
>>25017525
another normie
>>25017539
the grandest wizard! praise the sun!
fucking REEEE boys

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>oh

>>25017592
>>Makes fun of others for being nerds
>>Subtle Solaire reference.
Well played, bro.
>>25017615
Social media vampire.

>>25017615
catfish
>>25017592
resentful of being a mulatto

>>25017633
>I wouldn't have it any other way
>>25017629
maybe

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>>25017615
Nice <3

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>>25017539
David Foster Wallace meets crazy hobo

>>25017698
I wanna look something like that when I'm 40

>>25017705
Me too, looked like that since I was about 16 and 10 more years to 40.

You should develop a face first though.

>>25017806
Doesn't care about others.

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>>25017698
pretty accurate, I'm actually unhinged not fashionably so. I left my entire life behind and honestly don't know what to do or find any sense of purpose or meaning. love is not all you need it's very little of what you need

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>>25008263

>>25017806
Crazy cat lady

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>>25017698
i fucking love your hair and beard
>>25017806
single mom
>>25017994
needs to meditate more
>>25018002
works on a farm