Assumptions thread
Assume away ech
>>25004260
7.5 you remind me a bit of ozil
>>25004260
Was once a lizard
>>25004264
didn't really have eyebrows as a little kid
>>25004260
tried to wrestle in high school
>>25004260
You've tried almost everything to make your hair more attractive at this point you're just giving up
>>25004264
Kindergarten teacher
>>25004266
Basketball fan probably warriors fanboy 7.5/10
>>25004268
I'm more of a salamander
>>25004273
Loves Tumblr
>>25004277
My barber fucked up my haircut, you look like your into rock/metal
>>25004277
Has very high pain tolerance. I don't think i've ever seen an industrial that's straight vertical like that. How long did it take to heal? My girl had hers done but it's just a regular industrial. Going on 6 months and it still bothers her a lot.
>>25004260
Can't fully open his eyes
>>25004264
Insecure , always uses a Snapchat filter when taking a picture
>>25004266
Doesn't know for shit how this thread works
>>25004273
Has a strong attachment to fake blood
>>25004277
Tried a marijuana once , likes punk music
>>25004264
Thanks mods for ridding the underage&b
>>25004296
Again you look like your into heavy metal or punk rock
>>25004305
You look hella young mate like maybe a neet and yea I'm tired in that pic
>>25004260
Gets upset when someone calls him ugly, only because he is.
>>25004305
read a lot of books
>>25004296
stalks instagrams
>>25004277
thought those piercings were a good idea...
>>25004273
commonly misidentified, gender-wise
>>25004266
has a motorcylce... but an obnoxious one.
>>25004392
Try harder to troll senpai
far left
>>25004260
Lacks confidence
>>25004266
Good sense of humor, fun to be around
>>25004273
Artistically inclined and intentionally androgynous
>>25004405
Lives in a rural area
>>25004414
faget
>>25004405
college student
>>25004424
handsome photographer
>>25004422
>pink/bug eyes
>huge unattractive nose
>lips so small that they look like an open wound
Sorry chap, no trolling here.
>>25004437
Garsh darn it, well time to become a incel
>>25004444
what do you mean based op? You already are and always have been.
these are always fun.
>>25004427
You look kinda like a Yuppie.
>>25004428
You seem like the kinda guy who's overly aggressive in social situations
>>25004273
furry tramp stamp on the small of your back, for sure.
>>25004450
I'm going full incel even Rodger would be scared of the level I will achieve
>>25004428
Easily angered
>>25004456
Reserved but caring and friendly
>>25004260
likes punk rock, and indie music, gets pissed cuz people often think you're a girl. But you're hot! i'd date you 8.5/10
>>25004266
likes sports, is a cool guy, people want to be with you. but you should consider changing your hairstyle 7.5/10
>>25004273
Loves arts, music, photography, you draw cool stuff. Very open minded and everyone loves you except for the closed mind people
>>25004277
got bullied, likes anime
>>25004296
you like breaking bad, rock, metal and punk, you skate and probably from Cali
>>25004305
lots of girls like you as a friend, have a very femenine voice, likes indie music and wants to study arts or something like that
>>25004405
you're a cool girl, not the most popular but a lot of people like you, not very confident about yourself
>>25004414
idk, you look like a Mexican artist that looks like my bf, but i can't remember his name lol
>>25004424
I hate canon, bye. why do you have a 18-55 in that conditions? you should be using a 50mm or something better than a 1.8 at night
>>25004427
thinks you're always right, if you get drunnk you'll need to fight with someone
>>25004428
bully
>>25004456
likes arts, rock, cool music, probably an engineering student. Cool to hang out with
>>25004563
>>25004296
Wow you're actually pretty good. The shirt was a dead giveaway but yes i love breaking bad. I like metal. Used to skate but not anymore, and while i'm not technically from cali i been living here for a year now. ^_^
>>25004563
Yeah I can be a bully but I try not to be because it's bad for a career. Actually I'm an art major and probably one of the best you'd ever meet. The kind that puts in 70 hours a week in the studio. I always get a bad rap
>>25004260
you were in a fight and someone punched you in the eye
>>25004266
could not hold the celphone properly
>>25004273
you are confident
>>25004277
you don't feel pain, you are thinking in your next piercing
>>25004305
you have been bullied
>>25004405
love social media
>>25004414
smart guy
>>25004424
friendly guy
>>25004427
you were travelling to job
>>25004428
rude man, you probably practice any combat sport
>>25004456
you are introvert
>>25004563
you are shy
>>25004260
Spends an hour on hair each day
>>25004266
Was in a frat but then got pressured into almost doing terrible things and left the frat instead
>>25004273
Is some sort of model
>>25004277
Has at least contemplated a dick piercing
>>25004296
Made a tinder for her looking for unicorns
>>25004305
Feels a kinship with prarie dogs and gophers (I can't explain this one)
>>25004405
Thinks too much but doesn't want to stop being she's proud of her intellect and overthinking + anxiety is better than under thinking
>>25004414
Thinks Shadow the Hedgehog for gamecube was a seminal american video game
>>25004427
High fashion, low tolerance
>>25004428
Was a bully, needs to feel powerful to be fulfilled
>>25004456
Writes vampire fanfic
>>25004563
Loves Anime, but especially the more indie animes like mushishi
>>25004586
Loves 101 dalmatians
>>25004573
OMG, i'm the best >:c
care to assume something from me?
>>25004574
i only assumed that because of the movie stereotypes, or maybe for your angry face. you should consider making another facial expressions while taking pics
>>25004614
lol, i don't like anime at all
>>25004672
Deep and brooding but lighthearted and funny at the same time.
>>25004678
i'd tell you the correct answer, but it wouldn't make sense for other people to assume if they already know the answer lol
>>25004563
ECh thx, shy introvert 9/10
>>25004592
Nah I'm just have fucked eyes, outdoors type of guy
>>25004614
that's my bed hair, is a down to earth guy
>>25004711
Cam girl
>>25004731
yes i love doing dragon dildo shows since my flower can fit one easily!!
>>25004614
wants to be an actor
>>25004981
wants deez nuts
>>25004981
Loves coffee
>>25004991
Doesn't know how to use flash
>>25004260
plays bass
>>25004266
plays vidya
>>25004273
reads homestuck
>>25004277
straight edge
>>25004305
likes history
>>25004405
plays a sport of some kind
>>25004414
likes to browse /mu/
>>25004424
has a big group of friends
>>25004427
comes from a well off family
>>25004456
NEET
>>25004563
vegetarian
>>25004586
likes doggos
>>25004592
you like to bike
>>25004614
studying business or something
>>25004711
drinks a lot
>>25004981
prefers red wine
>>25004981
You got kik?
>>25004405
vapid
>>25004427
people call you "white elliot rodger"
>>25004563
doesn't shave
>>25004586
is a fat annoying pig who never rates anyone
>>25004592
smokes a lot of weed
>>25004614
is overall a really good guy
>>25005711
daddy issues
>>25005711
nope nope nope
>>25005888
i always shave!
>>25004260
lost lips / 10
>>25005888
a lot of gym time and you lik the hands on approach
>>25005847
messed up and dirty
>>25005711
into bdsm
>>25004981
spiritual, vegetarian
>>25004614
science or IT
>>25004456
>>25004563
>>25005711
>>25005888
Not accurate
>>25004273
Hey how do you make your lips so plump and rosy like this? Any lipcare routine?
>>25005888
Might be slav
>>25005847
has a pale blog
>>25004991
god fuck get out
>>25004711
compensantes for lack of fulfilment in life
>>25004614
failed history as a kid
>>25004456
catholic
>>25004428
name's dennis and once got mugged behind a supermarket
>>25005847
"I'm not like other girls but I'll suck strangers dick for a pack of cigs"
>>25005711
Has some nice crafting hobby
>>25004305
Plays some generic moba
>>25004260
Likes EDM
>>25004273
Studies Archaeology and History
>>25004305
FtM, fan of undertale
>>25004405
Loves the Beach, did ballet as a kid
>>25004424
Urbexer
>>25004427
Tyrell Wellick in training
>>25004456
runs a DND session and is a fantastic DM
>>25004563
has 1000+ followers on instagram
>>25006530
has beaten all dark souls games... with a mouse and keyboard
>>25006700
Kys
>>25006647
World of darkness actually! and I'm a lovely GM
>>25006511
Nope, straight fedora.
>>25005711
Nope! Got a shitty job
>>25004614
aaaaaaaa never
>>25004592
Yes, def.
>>25004563
Not super huge on art! I do like rock and cool music- i deliver pizzas, not exactly engineering!
>>25004499
Maybe?
>>25006700
Married
>>25007505
Forgot pic
Ok so first off this is a assuming thread off one pic I'm not trying to be a dick but these are just my thoughts when I looked at ur pics, don't think my mind cannot be changed or that I am not fucked in the head and a piece of shit human being jus like the rest of u here...
With dat said.............
please don't pull the wigger card or whatever else dat shit gets old be original pls...
>>25005888
Lemme make sure everything is Polished and clean to look like I'm jus perfect in everyway type
>>25006166
The I laugh and make jokes about everything type
>>25006647
No offence but u got the I'm not like other girls look while still looking like the rest of the "I'm not like other girls" girls.. make sense? Lol
>>25007508
I assume ur probably the sit at home and do nothing on friday or Saturday type, also a cat man, no dogs aloud!!!
>>25006166
At one point believed conspiracy theories about Kurt Cobain's suicide.
>>25006511
Is frequently labeled a pothead, but actually only smokes occasionally.
>>25006530
Gets nervous very easily
>>25006647
Considers her own voice to sound annoying.
>>25006700
Loves to draw
>>25007508
Favorite TV show is Trailer Park Boys
>>25007561
Uses his parent's HBO account
>>25007561
Moderately accurate. The cats part is spot on.
>>25004260
The I have no idea what the stuff on the top of my head is doing type, I jus throw gel in it out the shower "shake my dreads" a few times and call it perfect type... lol ;) just playing OP u kno ur still a faggot
>>25007564
Nope. I know of the show - I do not like it
>>25007564
Totally original nd I'll rock wit that assumption, but growing up I was too poor for HBO so invalid, but I like ur spunk kid...
The "does this dress make my boobs look big" type
The it takes me a few hours to get ready, but only 2.5 nanoseconds to get undressed type...
The "they didn't have my make-up at the store down the street so I had to go all the way across town " I CAN'T EVEN DEAL RN" type..
The I do the Duck face type in my selfies cuz someone stole my top and bottom lips type so I gotta make it look like I have them type....
Jk jk u is cutie doe hunny.. rs
>>25007572
I legit asked my barber to just fuck me up senpai
Be nice to me, cunts
>>25006647
I'm more into metal
>>25005711
Closest so far
>>25004614
works at a deli
>>25004711
swishers instead of game fag
>>25004981
artist
>>25004991
wanted to inspire others before being hung upside down
>>25005711
small group of friends because she isn't invited to much
>>25005847
gave a lot of head in high school
>>25005888
doesn't realize muscle shirts are a joke
>>25006166
cooks surprisingly well and gets drunk off of box wine
>>25006511
heroine
>>25006530
listens to shitty alternative
>>25006647
has plenty of cats
>>25011783
me