Assumptions thread ech

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>>24989031
Cosplayer of some sort

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>>24989037
slag of some sort

>>24989049
Original

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>>24989031
gay
>>24989037
had a spiritual awakening and is now gay

>>24989049
has had penises through that snake hole

i'm just kidding though being gay is okay you're all cooler than me anyway

>>24989056
r9k jesus at you

>>24989062
gotta tap into that crown chakra

>>24989056
Honestly,,,, true

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>>24989031
Streamer

>>24989037
Self-proclaimed quirky girl

>>24989049
Wasn't hugged enough as a kid

>>24989056
Try-hard lumberjack (I would know)

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>>24989049
Enjoys Amber leaf

>>24989066
lol really?
what happened? for me it was angel numbers at first. well actually i read this book and everything kinda started from there..

>>24989031
Poorly done Cosplay

>>24989037
Generic snapchat hoe

>>24989049
Likes putting ALL KINDS of things in his holes, seems cool though

>>24989056
Takes pictures from the bottom because he has a receding hair line

>>24989080
dont we all kid

>>24989086
Nothing better pal respecta

>>24989078
Spends half his paycheck in beard moisturizer

>>24989080
Friendly guy with a drinking problem and is emotionally destroyed by his last ex

>>24989091
you the marlboro bro

>>24989078
dunno if you are radical islamist or a fashy hipster

>>24989096
Enjoys a fulfilling life working as a lumberjack as well

>>24989082
my hair is pretty thin, but not thinning. it's the ruthenian in me

>>24989078
actually i was going more for a 1800's russian philosopher look

>>24989098
Hipster muslim, actually.

>>24989078
Has beady lil eyes behind those glasses
>>24989080
Used to be the weird kid in highschool
>>24989096
Does anal on first date

>>24989103
LOL. Well played.

>>24989096
lost virginity in the back of someone's car after a coldplay concert

>>24989080
was at one time bad with girls but has self improved to the point where girls like him
yet still lingers some negative self image

>>24989078
not as rough as he seems to want to be
likes cute anime girls doing cute things

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After judging everyone, feel free to judge me back in return

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>>24989103
False. Unless you're right lol, I have body and facial dysmorphia, I have no clue wtf my features are

>>24989110
Naw you have really pretty eyes...u win this time pal

>>24989109
IT nerd
& for the record,, I am absolutely a snapchat hoe those filters are so funny

>>24989116
I do have a lot of nerdy hobbies, no arguement there. Also, nothing wrong with dicking around on snapchat. You do you broski.

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Don't say anything about animu

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>>24989031
Likes punk music
>>24989037
Has a okc
>>24989049
Likes pain
>>24989056
Goes to community college
>>24989078
Likes to get dirty
>>24989080
Wants to be neet
>>24989096
Likes hip hop
>>24989109
Has kids

Forgive me for my flipped pic

>>24989207
Looks like he's from the 80's.

>>24989215
Is taking a shit while posing for a selfie. Notice the toilet.

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will wite shit later

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>>24989031
Raves and does alot of e
>>24989037
Feminist
>>24989049
Parents did not pay enough attention to you from the ages of 8 to 13
>>24989056
Really likes a good Indian pale ale bear
>>24989078
Rodie for some hillbilly rock band
>>24989080
Is a furrier
>>24989096
Your the girl that comes from a small town and goes to school at a big city.On staruday you try to skip the line because you were hot shit at your small town and the bouncer tell you to go at the back of the line.
>>24989109
Needs to get out of the house more often but probably has a sweet computer setup.
>>24989110
You work at a hostel and hit on anything hotter than a 6
>>24989110
Punk fan but feels awkward because it's full of white people.
>>24989215
Your Bi
>>24989294
Likes to think your better than every one else but in reality is very insacure.

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>>24989031
ur trans
>>24989037
ur sad in life
>>24989049
u come off as douchey, but actually a nice guy
>>24989056
drinks different brews of beer
>>24989078
plays guitar for a band tryin to get somewhere in life
>>24989080
the rowdy one at parties
>>24989096
u have self esteem issues
>>24989109
u stand in the corner looking at your phone at parties
>>24989110
into crystals, weed, and politics
>>24989207
BLACK DYNOMITE
>>24989215
wot n tarnation
>>24989294
weed smoker, cool guy
>>24989325
ur everyday average joe

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>>24989357

>>24989377
who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>24989294
Pops his collars whenever possible and hides the fact that he's a virgin

>>24989377
that's obviously a guy
theres people way way way worse on here

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>>24989031
Wants to cosplay but don't have the funds
>>24989037
Highest Snapchat streak is in triple digits.
>>24989049
Has dick piercings
>>24989056
Likes craft beers
>>24989078
Has feminine eyes
>>24989080
Has a good social life, but wants to be alone.
>>24989096
Can never maintain a long term relationship
>>24989109
Would rather drink alcohol in a skype group while playing games instead of having a real social gathering.
>>24989207
Has tinder but never gets any matches
>>24989215
Hiding a secret from your parents in fear that they'll be disappointed and/or disown you.
>>24989294
The last one of your friends to be able to drink legally. Never makes it past Pre-drinks.
>>24989325
Wants to travel the world, but nobody to travel with.
>>24989357
The lewdest thought you've had is having unprotected hand holding with your crush.

>>24989401
I'm assuming you're a very GOOD BOY!

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>>24989402
I really am

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I assume you guys are depressed and seeking validation.

>>24989430
join the club :^)

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>>24989431
many years of stagnation under my belt son

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>>24989325
I do have a sweet computer setup. Lol.

>>24989357
I'm the opposite actually

>>24989398
Lol, once again the opposite.

here's regular me. I'm actually a bouncer. A nerdy bouncer that wears pokemon shirts to work and watches anime because shit gets boring.

>>24989446
Are you Senator Armstrong's cousin?

Also

>>24989357
Looks bi and knows his way around a duck

>>24989398
Has social anxiety

>>24989401
Gets lots of bitches

>>24989430
Listens to metal, is depressed and lives in a co-workers basement

>>24989434
Likes to get hookers

>>24989451
Negative. I wish I was because politicians have plenty of crazy hooker parties

>>24989455
hey! You guessed it right!

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>>24989215
lives in the southern us
>>24989357
crossdresses
>>24989398
is one of these annoying idiots who dab
>>24989446
you squat more than 140kg and tried SS+gomad

>replying only to those who bothered to reply to others, fuck normies who won't rate others

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>>24989031
Come back and make some assumptions, dude
>>24989037
knows more about things in general than most people think, typically has something to complain about
>>24989049
likes to slither through holes and bask under a lamp. probably has to shed your skin once every other month cant tell because I cant see face
>>24989056
talks to friends about intellectual topics but can't start a conversation with a stranger
>>24989078
Delivers expensive Energy Drinks to people in need but its definitely not a career
>>24989080
has recently glo'n up poth physically and mentally
>>24989096
eat, sleep, smoke & party
>>24989109
nobody knew him until he started working somewhere then he was the life of the party, would know how to fix my computer and has a heavily cultured family
>>24989207
A black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks...
>>24989215
enjoys making art and scenic nature
>>24989294
the fukboi that nobody suspected to be a fukboi
>>24989325
live with no regrets travel with no excuses
>>24989357
gaysian
>>24989398
plays overwatch, even mains as fucking junkrat, you criminal
>>24989401
The best boy in the whole wide world, loves unconditionally, smiles incessantly and plays infinitely
>>24989441
stuck in the 80s :)
>>24989434
you really really really enjoy the concept of yourself
>>24989975
enters into online fitness contests, will quite possibly live past 90, if he gets the chance

>>24991405
SO on point lol

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>>24989078
politically right wing

>>24989357
homosexual

>>24989398
very quiet and socially anxious

>>24991449
Does not drink alcohol

>>24991493
you are correct

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>>24989031
ya'll get bored af sometimes and have that shit from your homestuck phase
>>24989037
you screamed about your eyeliner at least once today/yesterday
>>24989049
you sometimes get upset the soup is difficult now, but you rock it so w/e
>>24989056
"idrc i just wanted to take a bad selfie and am only used to takin diq pic"
>>24989078
ur alt right aren't u
>>24989080
"this is my 10th time taking a picture fuck it"
>>24989096
you probably also scream about eyeliner
>>24989109
honestly, idfk: u probs crush on peeps real quick tho.
>>24989110
"fuck u im not a hipster LOW V NECKS ARE IN STYLE."
>>24989207
wants cosplay but hasn't bothered
>>24989215
wouldn't let his SO pick out outfits for him
>>24989294
"I know my angle, ok"
>>24989325
likes furry porn but won't admit it.
>>24989357
ya'll is bi but ~leaning toward men~
>>24989398
is a weeb
>>24989430
fuckin obvi, also you're self proclaimed "misanthropist" who lectures people about metal genre.
>>24991405
didn't want to bother with his cell phone.
>>24991449
listens to vapour wave "ironically"


come @ me

>>24991552
lol cellphones fuckin broken, mate. ordered a screen the other day

>>24991552
Honestly, every day lmao

>>24991561
i was almost right : >
>>24991568
honestly fucking same, but fuck it today LMAO

>>24991552
Has the same look, piercings and style as every one of her mates

You were spot on with mine btw , like after 4 attempts i just cba

>>24991592
gotta come @ me like that, maaannnn

>>24991552
enjoys anime and is diving into art.

>>24991449
Works somewhere that accommodates his style and hangs out with the kind of people your mom wants you to bring home.

>>24991595
The first cut is the deepest pal

>>24991602
it's even funnier to me bc im the only one outta' my friend group that kept with the ~alt~ baby bullshit B)

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>>24989031
easily offended
>>24989037
artsy type slut
>>24989049
makes poor decisions
>>24989056
had no pants on in this picture
>>24989078
truck driver
>>24989080
smokes newports daily
>>24989096
is proud of her eyebrows and contour (you shouldn't be)
>>24989109
normal as fuck, doesn't leave the house often

>>24991618
You just be you

>>24991628
More a fan of the rollies pal I'll accept it tho

>>24991628
has been through the works, recreational drug user.

>>24989446
you post manlet hate threads on /fit/ then cry yourself to sleep because tfw 5'10 :(

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>>24989078
Owns a motorcycle
>>24989080
tried mushrooms once
>>24989215
Mac Demarco fan/ a fucking leaf
>>24989294
Likes obscure cinema
>>24989357
POWER BOTTOM
>>24989398
Social anxiety
>>24989430
Used to be in a local metal band, doesn't play much anymore
>>24989446
invisible watermelon
>>24991405
Well liked by most people
>>24991449
owns a skateboard
>>24991552
Drinks Miller High Life ironically
>>24991628
FACE HEIGHT FRAME

>>24989430
I would marry you.

>>24991851
Enjoys a good moan about his job

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>>24991799
coke and alcohol just can't quit me
>>24991851
I'm not a good looking guy, but as a photographer, lemme' spill some t, look straight into the camera, that 'pout' makes you look ugly.

>>24991912
are you in florida?

>>24991936
Nope, but I travel a lot.

>>24991953
what was your favorite photospot throughout your career? assuming you photograph your travels.

>>24991956
Solo shoots and pet glamour shots are mediocrely lucrative (never do weddings). My favorite spot so far is miacomet beach, the sunsets are veiled in mist, turning the sky pink, orange, and the sun a deep red. Makes you put the camera down and go enjoy the water, really.

>>24989207
You look like the dishwasher at my old job. He was a cool guy and so are you for liking GURREN LAGANN

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>>24989434
Bisexual

>>24989441
Grows hair out cuz he doesn't know what to do with it, just like his life

>>24989446
Bullied as a child and started lifting to overcompensate for low self-esteem

>>24989975
Makes friends take pictures of him which always pisses them off

>>24991405
Probably gets a lotta gay ass thrown his way

>>24991449
Men's rights activist

>>24991552
That one loud obnoxious lesbian that we all know

>>24991628
Takes hours to do his hair
Incredibly self concious

>>24991851
Going through tough time, it'll be ok dude.

>>24991912
You look like one of my lecturers

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>>24989031
Is going to be the next hero in Overwatch.
>>24989037
Can't bring yourself to post a picture without a filter even though you look fine.
>>24989096
Straight up gold digger that's totally up front and shameless about it.
>>24989430
Would work at Redhat if you weren't an unmotivated drunk.

Wes Borlands crack head sister.

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>>24993273
we have similar genes, some southern european or american genes
>>24992053
sad queer teen
>>24991912
watches FRIENDS
>>24991851
you totally adore that tiger painting
>>24991628
single and tired of it

>>24993354
I'm Italian, Irish and German.

>>24993354
you were a bit of a nerd in high school

>>24989455
>>24991449
>>24991851
>Social anxiety.
I mean, you're all not wrong, but is it really that obvious from a photo?

>>24989975
is one of these annoying idiots who dab
Ironically*

>>24991405
>plays overwatch, even mains as fucking junkrat, you criminal
I seem to get associated with Junkrat.

>>24991552
I don't watch anime as much as I used to.

>>24993354
>>sad queer teen
Too accurate

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>>24993354
always remains a mystery
>>24993273
picks chicks up with his motorcylce all the time
>>24992053
has a lot female friends
>>24991912
enjoys solitary walks
>>24991851
complains about never getting a gf
>>24991628
deep thinker
>>24991552
goes to art school
>>24991449
anti-social tendencies
>>24991405
not in touch with your emotions
>>24989975
obviously lifts but is still insecure
>>24989446
used to be addicted to wow
>>24989441
artistic and plays a lot of instruments
>>24989434
only eats junk food, but doesnt get fat

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>>24993699
>picks chicks up with his motorcylce all the time
Like once a year.

>some random normie posted this on their snap story and some aut/o/bot screenshotted it

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Me and my muse, my flame
I'll give you some ammo
she has iFunny on her phone and I just let her show me everything

>>24989031
You look like you need healing

>>24992053
3 minute hair, definitely self conscious;
is your lecturer a good lecturer, or is that pejorative?
>>24993354
Never watched friends.
Tired and single, in a relationship with work.
>>24993699
I enjoy neither of those things, I'm a vapid piece of lazy shit.

>>24989037
Probably insanely annoying and doesn't look nearly as good without a filter of some sort. Also whines about "the patriarchy"
>>24989096
Is a tease but gets mad when guys expect sexual things
>>24989109
You call girls bitches when you get rejected, but in reality you know you're fucking ugly and just don't want to admit to it.
>>24989398
I could make several (accurate) assumptions, but I'd rather just say that you look like a wrinkly ballsack or a hairless cat. What the fuck is wrong with you? What are you?
>>24989401
Is a good boy! Probably steals treats, though. Although you're so cute, your owner doesn't mind.
>>24989430
You posted in this thread, making you one amongst masses who is seeking validation. You won't get it here.
>>24991405
Listens to Iron & Wine and complains about cultural appropriation. Probably loves photography. Posts pics of coffee mugs and books on Instagram. Loves cats.
>>24991552
Does not have a gender and used to cut for attention.
>>24992053
Absolutely fucking not.
>>24993699
Is a psychology major and gets mad about being called basic. Probably very vanilla in terms of sexual interests. Goes on Pinterest and Tumblr.
>>24993838
>she has iFunny on her phone and I just let her show me everything
Good god, shut the fuck up.

>>24995306
Wears the same clothes everyday. Probably plays video games all day and thinks being decent at a video game is some sort of boast-worthy accomplishment. Jesus dude. I can smell you from here. How spergy are you?
>>24994899
Shops at J.C. Penny and thinks it's classy and daring to wear leopard print. Has a mother who wears UGGs and American Eagle jackets. Could lose weight but instead settles for guys who like thicker girls.

>>24995416
Max sperg but don't wear the same clothes or game erry day, just drink like the piece of shit I am

>>24993652
>is it really that obvious from a photo?
your pose, facial expression, and haircut all make you look like someone who has social anxiety.

>>24991552
Somewhat accurate

>>24991851
>>24992053
>>24993699
All inaccurate

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thanks op, we haven't had a good assumption thread in a while. they're my favorite part of /soc/

>>24989031
likes undertale

>>24989037
watches shoeonhead
also ur eye makeup is on point senpai

>>24989049
edgelord

>>24989078
edgelord but with a fashionable style. i bet you're fun to talk to. the kind of person i'd sit with at lunch at work

>>24989080
currently studying economics

>>24989109
spoiled rich

>>24989207
is really good at smash, also is fun at any party or get together. down for anything. i want you as a friend

>>24989294
popular kid posing as an outcast/loner. probably is really good at guitar

>>24989325
visits /pol/ regularly and loves to think about EVROPA

>>24989357
wants to be a lolita maid trap

>>24989430
you look like an older version of my friend who runs a DND campaign every sunday. i'd probably love to hang out with you, build a PC with old parts and then play DOS games on it. also that fleur de lis makes me think you're into french history

>>24989975
normie mormon from utah

>>24991552
tumblr

>>24991628
you drive. i give you a time and a place, you give me a five-minute window, anything happens in those five minutes and you're mine, no matter what. you don’t sit in while i'm running it down. you don’t carry a gun. you drive.

>>24993699
stoner. likes sleepovers and pokemon

>>24995514
You made this really easy for me. I'm gonna assume you don't actually try to look like a Bergamasco dog and that it happens naturally. Probably extremely into Pokemon, Dr. Who, and Harry Potter. You probably work at your University library, and you like anime and call people "normies" despite the fact that you aren't anything special and fit in amongst the masses.

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>>24995514
Well cute but you're probably pretty boring
>>24993699
Rated you before, think I said you were really sweet and shared a lot of dog videos or smth
>>24993354
Big into travelling
>>24993273
You were fucked off about your hairline for a while but eventually accepted it
What do you ride?
>>24992053
Insecure
>>24991912
Thinks Game of Thrones is top tier entertainment
>>24991851
Properly sad!
>>24991628
Disguises his autism by imitating the bloke from Drive :^)
>>24991552
Annoying and loud desu
>>24991449
Tortured small animals as a child
>>24991405
Cries, a lot.
>>24989975
Has a nasal voice

>>24995648
Not accurate, what gives me the "tortured small animals" look?

>>24995658
Your general facial expression and your eyes I guess
It's mostly because you're similar to a lad I used to know as a kid

I'd also assume you're a bit camp, in a good way

>>24994875
My lecturer is a cool guy, kinda attractive desu

>>24995558
m-mean
pls no bully ; - ;

also im literally into none of those things. except pokemon but i was like 12 or 13 when i was last into that. also why does literally everyone on /soc/ think im a librarian

>>24995717
Misuse of the word literally... Jesus Christ. Promptly kill yourself.
>>24995693
I think you replied to the wrong person...
>>24995658
It's not accurate, they just didn't know what else to say. However you do look like a prick who sells weed to high schoolers and listens to Yung Lean and says stupid stuff like "I'm hip".

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hey y'all

>>24995742
work as a secretary

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>>24994899
Owns a Chrysler Town & Country
>>24995306
Cyka
>>24995514
Has an art blog on tumblr, reads fanfictions.
>>24995594
Registered sex offender
>>24995648
likes vaporwave, browses reddit
>>24995742
A gender studies grad

>>24995754
I hate both of them

>>24995753
rude i'm not that boring
>>24995754
close! urban community change hahaha.

>>24995594
has been divorced
>>24995648
vapes
>>24995754
sexual experience limited to hand jobs

>>24995766
ouch

>>24995754
Cyka blyat comrade, although, tonight is a tequila night

>>24995766
Vaping is terrible

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>>24995754
Fuck, do i look like a creep? Or sex ofender? Shit i allways thought i looked like that, its a shitty thing to look like something you are not. Other pic to maybe change your mind

>>24995771
Yeah, much better.

Also get different glasses

>>24995766
Im only 23 (has been divorced)

>>24995771
ya the mustache in the last picture was not doing you favors the full beard looks much better

>>24995777
I know i should get some glasses. Not only to improve appearance but to improove my vision. But shit, i like my glasses it would be like change of face, they are so familiar to me

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>>24995771
Angry all the time

>>24995754
Angry with secret homosexual tendencies

>>24995742
Nervous.

>>24995514
Had a long term relationship that ended very badly.

>>24995306
Your friends don't really like you that much.

>>24993699
Your dad loves you a lot.

>>24995742
Friendly to chat with almost anybody

>>24995805
They prob don't don't care though cus I'm always drunk

>>24995805
Wannabe intelectual girl, lack of self confidence

>>24995816
Naww, I'm an idiot and I think I'm hot.

>>24995805
Wrong, im edgy at feelings not angry, tho i have to do boxing or go to the gym to download emotional shit

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>>24995648
>You were fucked off about your hairline for a while but eventually accepted it
If a while was like, one afternoon, yeah.
>What do you ride?
2017 Husqvarna 701 Supermoto
2009 Suzuki DRZ400SM
1995 Kawasaki KX250

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What about me ?

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>>24997099
:)

>>24997122
Opps put my pic in the wrong place.

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>>24996995
Nice, I'm 18 in the UK so I have a restricted license until I'm 19
Riding a DT125R currently

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>>24989031
Ayyy

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>>24997300
Your a typical millennial. Now do me

>>24995514
God your eyes scream mental instability.

>>24997300
You look like a geek boy that listens to what is popular and pretends to have an identity

>>24997502
Got bullied at school and has social anxiety now, also yout parents where divorved making your life a lot worse

>>24989031
Did you go to anime zap? Lmao

>>24997300
Dylan?

>>24998514
I was bullied and did have anxiety in elementary. High school wasn't bad
Also my parents should of gotten divorced but they haven't (yet)

>>24989441
Only has had a single job from teens to adult hood. Possibly working for step father.

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>>24989037
Too invested in fads

>>24989078
Burn your beard with a cigarrette at least once

>>24989096
Watches too many make up tutorials

>>24989401
Is a good boy

>>24989401
Admires Vlad from What we do in the shadows

>>24991552
Sexually confused

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Do me lmao

>>24999278
I would stay away from you, u look like a psicho or at least you look like in the voyage of creepng depression

>>24999278
Aand you try to stay positive but you have up and downs too constantly

>>24999311
You know you me too well anon

>>24995805
Spends way too long on 4chan and tumblr.

>>24997279
>L plates
At least it's a two stroke.

>>24999273
Secretly a slut and not ashamed of it.

>>24999273
Obsessed with rare moovies about people with no guideline in life/dramatics endings/ like that moovie from scorcesse with nick cage

>>24997502
Woah, unrelated, but you look dead ass like this guy I went to school with that said he'd eat a girl out on her period. Does your first name start with a D?

>>24999325
Wrong. Don't have a tumblr. First time on 4chan in over a year. Idk if you really wanted feedback on your assumption or not lmao.

>>24999325
>>24999332
Surprisingly accurate

>>24999446
>Idk if you really wanted feedback on your assumption or not lmao.
Only here cuz I'm bored so why not. Post a different pic and I'll try again.

>>24999453
Have you seen Vanishing Point?
Also, post in Slut thread if actually a slut.

>>24999273
Yes, sadly you look like someone i would like to chat to

>>24999325
Can't have anything without an L plate if you're 19 or under in the UK

>>24995514
>>24995648
I'm pretty sure no one's ever compared me to Ryan Gosling before
>game of thrones
>entertainment
Pick one

>>25001456
>what is reading comprehension
You'll notice I was pointing out that he's the one under the impression that GoT was entertainment

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>>25001168
really hates college rn.
>>24999278
wants people to "do" her "lol"
>>24999273
has a strict controlling mother
>>24998563
has said "oh helll nawww"
>>24997502
just can't be asked to do anything desu
>>24997300
Is either in a really long term relationship or friendzoned for a looong time
>>24995805
dorky and cute
>>24995648
rich mofo
>>24992053
will be in my bed someday.

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yeah I tried to do cosplay but I failed :(

>>25002062
passes many nights on omagle
>>25001168
nerd passes many ours playing MMORPG
>>24999278
can do the shadow clone jutsu
>>24999273
plays on her school football team
>>24998563
loves pizza
>>24997502
take more that one horus on fix his hair to make it look messy
>>24997300
hipster

>>25002062
Only wears black converse

>>25002074
Has a part time business selling laptops

>>25002079
i don't actually own any. Just crocs.

>>25002083
crocs are to protect your virginity

>>25002088
indeed must keep pure.

>>25002105
LOL yeah never take them off and you will stay pure for ever

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>>25002074
loves roleplay sex
>>25002062
masturbates a lot
>>25001168
pass most of his free time watching GOT

>>25002160
you are so pretty oml.

>>25002160
those titties though, can i die there?

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>>25002196

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>>25002062
Emo
>>24999278
Smokes dank weed
>>24998563
Shrek
>>24997502
Ech

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>>24995805
a wizard
>>24995771
enjoys foreign films
>>25002062
spends most of her time on youtube
>>25002160
likes the Legend of Zelda franchise.

>>25002160
ZElda senpai
>>25002074
Cosplayer
>>24997279
Fast af

>>25001999
>what is ID comprehension
Those are both pictures of me. What a waste of trips.

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>>25002160
masturbates with a made in china master sword
>>25003672
listens to a lot of metal
>>25002242
I swear I see two of you when I go bar hopping
>>25002074
does cosplay to hookup with smelly nerdy girls
>>25002062
chronic anime watcher, doesn't shower much
>>25001168
plays magic the gathering seriously
>>24999273
low self confidence despite being called pretty constantly
>>24997502
plays too much bideo games, your mom is tired of washing cum stains off your mostly black clothes
>>24995805
hufflepuff and thinks communism is toats kewl
>>24989441
valiant atheist, spends his days getting high and making fun of christians
>>24989207
hates other blacks and plays smash
>>24989078
neopagan, has a sword/dagger collection
>>24989056
works at starbucks

>>24995514
desperately needs a boyfriend, artist

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Assume away! Posting my assumptions in a sec...

>>25004904
loves cats, SJW type, feminist who likes to bash evil white men. Probably ok at cooking too.

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>>24989031
does a lot of acid

>>24989037
is only gay when she's drunk

>>24989049
my future significant other probably

>>24989078
smells like stale cigarettes and gasoline

>>24989096
looks innocent and cute but will emotionally scar you after years of trust

>>24989215
goes to pop punk shows

>>24989430
listens to grindcore exclusively and smells like cheap cologne

>>24989975
voted for Trump

>>24991405
buys weed for $30 a g

>>24991851
constantly posts about how sad he is on social media

>>24995514
works for BuzzFeed

>>24995648
listens to $uicideboy$ and shares stale memes on Facebook

>>25004886
You pride yourself on your beard looks like it's from the 16th century.
>>25004500
Way more normal then you let on
>>25004491
Way LESS normal then you let on
>>25003672
You secretly wish you were less standoffish.
>>25002359
You put a lot of work into making your hair look like you put no work into it.
>>25002160
You were kind of an ugly duckling. Awkward looking growing up, but you blossomed nicely, and unexpectedly . However, you still have insecurities from when you were younger.
>>25002062
You're not as emo as you want to be.

>>25004910
Haha, I'm a dude, and a TERRIBLE cook. I'm not exactly red-pilled, but I'm way to lazy to be a SJW. I do love cats though.

>>25004919
LOL, my bad. You look almost exactly like my mates girlfriend so I assumed you're a woman.

And you're right about my beard.

>>25004915
It took FOREVER to get your hair that way.
>>25004911
You post in dick rate threads
>>25001168
People assume you're older than you are
>>24999278
You're insecure with your sexuality
>>24997502
You pretend not to care what people think, but you actually really do... But you like it when they THINK you don't care.
>>24997099
You're that friend that cracks jokes, but suddenly says something really deep when people least expect it.
>>24995742
Your mom is very proud of you.

>>25004923
Lol it's cool. Just a fairly androgynous man.

>>25004939
Lmao, do I give off that vibe

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>>24989031
Is a pretty cool.... Gal? Transgender maybe.
>>24989037
Gay, though you're wearing the cocksuckers medallion.
>>24989056
Funny guy, cool to chill with.
>>24989078
Loses temper real quick but doesn't like to fight.
>>24989096
Also wears the dicksuckers medallion, go you. I bet you can take two at a time!
>>24989109
Nerd. Not in a bad way, of course.
>>24989110
Boring guy.
>>24989207
I won't say anything about animu, Afro fucking Samurai.
>>24989215
You'll grow in to your skin, don't worry.
>>24989294
Lazy ass.
>>24989357
Gay or trying too hard to be straight.
>>24989398
Used to hang around with Josh from Drake and Josh, then got addicted to meth.
>>24989401
Who's a good boy?! You are!
>>24989430
Wankshack garage? I don't even...
>>24989434
2yung2bebrowsin
>>24989975
Look like that guard from Orange is the new black. You know, the whimpy one that had sex with a mexican?
>>24991405
Look like you're in the next installment of Dr. Who.
>>24991628
You make Hitler proud.
>>24991851
Plays games and is quite quiet.
>>24993273
Thinks that leather jackets make him look tough and rugged, when really it just makes people look at him and think of Michael Jackson. RIP!
>>24993354
I don't even... That underbite is real! Has trouble chewing?
>>24993699
Very good with people!
>>24994899
Mel B didn't pull of that dress, neither will you! Bet you're filthy in the sack though.
>>24995306
Wants to look cool, hence the vodka. Is not cool :(
>>24995514
Perfectionist, loves proper space in her text. Also trap?
>>24995805
Likes anal.
>>24997099
Considers shooting up the school every day.
>>24998563
Likes cake.
>>24999273
Funny but very dry. Some people find your humor offensive.
>>24999278
No.
>>25001168
Is Lester Crest from Grand Theft Auto 5.
>>25002062
Loves all things emo!
>>25002160
Loves a good sarcastic remark.
>>25004911
Thinks he's Bradley Cooper, is actually Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
>>25004915
Gets into the bath after around 5 touches of the water with her toe.

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>>24995742
nurse
>>24995754
likes rasslin
>>24995771
speaks a few languages
>>24995805
writes fanfiction
>>24997099
likes metal
>>24997300
plays sports
>>24998563
has kids
>>24999273
smokes a lot
>>24999278
straight edge
>>25001168
would like to go back to college
>>25002062
underage
>>25002074
reformed emo kid
>>25002160
also reformed emo kid
>>25002359
punk
>>25003672
wants to get a job but cant find any that interest you
>>25004491
likes hunting/guns
>>25004500
owns a bike
>>25004886
likes steampunk chicks
>>25004904
non-drinker
>>25004911
has watched grease a lot
>>25004915
posts a load of tags on insta
>>25005349
lifts

i'm not emo irl at all.

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>>24989031
homestuck cosplayer
>>24989037
facebook lesbian
>>24989049
loves animals and listening to folk rock
>>24989056
has a smelly dick but expects girls to suck it anyway
>>24989078
is a dad but isn't there for his kid
>>24989080
does too much weed, did acid once but had a bad trip
>>24989096
closeted lesbian, still identifies a bi
>>24989109
plays a lot of dota, always smells like redbull
>>24989207
listens to cool jazz
>>24989215
new bottom boy twink, has recently bottomed and doesn't know how to feel about it
>>24989294
crashes at your house for far too long, eats all the pizza rolls
>>24989325
works at a corporate job, life has been sucked out of him, contemplates suicide often
>>24989357
trap
>>24989398
still a noob at the internet, probably likes leafy
>>24989401
very good boy, can do no harm, deserves lots of pats
>>24989430
believes in that third eye bullshit and not believing what the government tells you
>>24989434
watches cringe compilations, shitposter on facebook
>>24989975
beats his wife
>>24991405
watches rick & morty while drinking a beer
>>24991449
tried to give anal once, regretted it
>>24991552
enjoys looking at dog gifs on tumblr
>>24991628
breath constantly smells like alcohol
>>24991851
cries while listening to garfunkel & simon
>>24991912
enjoys eating potato chips with ranch
>>24992053
tried to be emo once but failed
>>24993273
frequently goes to gay nightclubs
>>24993354
hasn't had a relationship in 5 years, tries to fill that emotional hole with meaningless sex
>>24993699
has done anal once with her boyfriend, resulted in poop and blood
>>24993838
in a very happy lesbian relationship
>>24994899
secretly likes anal and wearing latex, is a domme
>>24995306
hasn't touched a vagina in 2 years
>>24995514
wants to work with people and their problems but has too many problems herself
>>24995594
slightly autistic
>>24995648
smokes a lot of cigarettes

>>25005505
>>25005607
fuck you're both p thicc looking - assumptions are that the booties are fat.

Also, random af but do you think it'd b possible to post your soles? Th-thanks

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>>25005623
yeah you're right im p thicc with a fat ass
only pic i got of my soles

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The glasses are just part of the cosplay

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Assumptions?

>>25005607
>still a noob to the internet
I like to think otherwise. I've been using 4chan since I was 14 and I'm now 20.
Also I've never watched a leafy video. Been told I look like him though.

>>25005349
I also get told I look like Drake Bell, so hanging out with Josh would mean a reuinion without the real Drake.

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>>25006462
You've def. smoked a hell of a lotta weed.

>>25007497
Welp that was a failure of my phone.

>>25005505
Wanting to fuck older boys
>>25005607
Like.. maybe some ex punky girl that wants to rebeal to her fathers claustrophoby
>>25006269
Probably a nice ass, very nice to be fair
>>25006302 not much friends and the ones you got are pretty boring ones >>25006462
Healthy kid that vapes becouse is not retarded as those chads, the ones that makes you wanna cry becouse you imagine the girl you like with em/them
>>25007497
Gets tired of your look too often becouse you would like to get more atention from woman, also the chin hair looks retarded or maybe the combination, or maybe is the glasses or maybe you, i dont know

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>>25007544
Probably me. Honestly I was at one point wanting a relationship, but I suck at it. What I dont suck at is making money. So fuck bitches - get paid.

Pic unrelated - its the only bud I need.

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>>25007544

>>25007544
close but vape to kick smokes and im gay. vaping makes you gay folks.

also, checked

>>25007558
Know the feel bro, i wrotte down all my shit in a cheap poetry book ive got, and i wrotte little stories also, gets the shit out

>>25007581
Correction "writte" couse im currently doing it

>>24993699
dubs checked

>>24989031
Really cool mofo/10

>>24993732
Noriega & 19th

bump for 415fags

>>25005607
Neither of those

>>24989446
Did you photoshop those legs?

>>24991552
somewhat accurate
liberal arts student
>>24991851
currently in two
you don't realize your worth and feel lonely
>>24991872
contactfag for a date
>>24993273
maybe I should use that degree
listens to metalcore on occasion
>>24994875
I was aware of that fact thank you
>>24995514
I'm more of a console guy and this is a Québec flag. I'm from there
I can't wait to read your book.
>>25004915
Grindcore is awesome
not gonna lie you seem kinda cool
>>25005349
redneck mancave
will save the west with is beard
>>25005607
they as exist as much as your gender does
>>24991405
bay area thrash and death metal from florida yay!
things are not as bad as you think they are
>>24992053
somewhat accurate
not to close m8, you,re making me uncomfortable and I can smell your breath
>>25004886
I don't do drugs anymore and Jesus Christ is my lord and saviour
you practice odinism and you,re waiting for the monarchy to come back
>>24993699
accurate but I only play one
life isn't always fun but rather decent individual

didn't expect to have replies, you guys are cool