Assume thread, sure why not

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Lemme start

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>>24984486
You wish you were good at sports

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>>24984486
owns a cat

>>24984494
owns a dog

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>>24984486
Probably gay or at least bi sexual
>>24984521
Works in an office of some kind as an intern
>>24984494
Social but possibly overly confident hipster

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>>24984486
Masturbates to traps

>>24984494
Pees sitting down

>>24984521
Hates his hair cut every day of his life

>>24984624
Got that flannel for Christmas

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>>24984486
Has been hating his body and face but have overcome those insecurities throughout the years
>>24984494
You crave for male attention, and you have a diary
>>24984521
I feel like you have a disease... Whether is physical or mental..

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>>24984486
Has some kind of depression
>>24984494
In a relationship but regretting it
>>24984521
In some kind of illegal buissnes
>>24984624
German and lives with parents


Roast me as good as you can

>>24984792
Single mother

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>>24984794
about 13 years old
>>24984792
dead inside
>>24984779
thinking of becoming a cam girl if not one already
>>24984686
concerned about appearing masculine but actually is soft af
>>24984656
masturbates 3 times a day
>>24984624
you built your own pc
>>24984521
you dream of being in a band but lack the balls to do it
>>24984494
you read sylvia plath and cry
>>24984486
you're definitely not straight

>>24984792
you write "no hookups" in your tinder bio and later tell yourself that blowing him didn't count

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>>24984486
Introverted and likes anime
>>24984521
Into fashion
>>24984656
Fun to smoke weed with
>>24984792
>>24984779
Weirdo dudes that use girls pics

>>24984834
you look like you're seconds away from being murdered

>>24984812
Y does everyone think i am so young. My assumption for you is that u are a teacher that parties and drinks a lot to forget what kind of awful life u have

>>24984812
Fuck you questionable-gender chipmunk look alike bitch

>>24984838
We'll I do have cats and dogs so you never know..

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Hey guys! Did an interview a while back and got this cool pic out of it.
>>24984486
You have more female friends than guy friends. You're a good listener.
>>24984494
You're usually the one to take charge in college projects.
>>24984521
You play more than one instrument.
>>24984624
You've have a really close group of friends since childhood.
>>24984656
You broke quite a few bones in your life.
>>24984686
You're a stand up dude with strong morals. You're allways there for your mates.
>>24984794
You have a really specific favourite food.
>>24984812
You're way closer with your mom than with your dad.
>>24984834
You wish that you could travel way more than you can at the moment and you're working towards achieving that goal.

>>24984686
Haha i like your attitude. U look like the kind of guy that does dumb shit with friends

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>>24984486
Guilty pleasure is teen titans go

>>24984494
Very very aware of how beautiful she is

>>24984521
Plays accordion

>>24984624
Likes bleach (take that as you will)

>>24984656
Always on drugs

>>24984686
Very concerned about his image of masculinity

>>24984779
Also knows she's beautiful

>>24984792
You go thrift shopping 3x a week at least

>>24984794
One of those people that doesn't try so they won't ever have to really fail

>>24984812
Loves the work of gina gionfriddo

>>24984855
Heyyy it's the nicest guy on /soc/! Good to see you again! C:

>>24984847
wow, you're tough
>>24984855
the opposite actually
>>24984859
:o yes!

>>24984859
Haha u know me to good. That sentence is basically my life. The way you look makes me think that you are sad of somthing that happened but i cant fugure out what

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Come on, what about me?
I'm 18, without gf right now and working on *** 24/7

>>24984879
Do others

>>24984879
You want us to assume things but you already told your life story to us

>>24984859
Great picture dude! I feel like you're somewhat ambitious but you still have to find a goal in life for that to really come out.
>>24984860
Ahww you're too sweet haha. Yeah I've been way too busy to waste time on the internet lately unfortunatly. But I've got a couple of days of atm! Good to see you're still around as well. How are things?
>>24984865
Allright cool. You remind me of a really close friend of mine by the way. She recently got het hair short as well and it suits both of you really well.
>>24984879
You're slowly starting to figure out what you want to do with your life. You're planning on moving to another city in the near future.

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>>24984486
Twinkie
>>24984494
Art school
>>24984521
Has amish roots
>>24984624
Used to be skater
>>24984656
Had a rough upbringing
>>24984686
Used to get bullied
>>24984779
Popular girl
>>24984792
Ants
>>24984794
Look like your the kid with a helper aid in high school
>>24984812
Lives in new york
>>24984834
You love to take cleavage shots

>>24984887
come on, there is a *** thing!

>>24984888
Ah I know that feeling, I just started school a few weeks ago and been super busy with working out too! But yeah you're spot on about traveling, I wish I got around as much as you seem to!:3
>>24984892
I actually only did that once with a girlfriend and it got everywhere and was really uncomfortable lol. And by your cute shirt I'm guessing you're a Lolita?

>>24984624
>>24984812
>>24984855
OP here I'm straight lmao

>>24984900
Yes!

>>24984892
People ask you for make-up advice a lot.
>>24984900
Allright cool! Good things to be buisy with though. And a decent education will help you loads with the traveling thing as well. Where would you go if you could go anywhere right now?
>>24984904
I'm straight and I have more female friends as well mate haha.

>>24984919
Hmm definitely Japan! I wanna nerd out and run around in cosplay haha!

>>24984934
Can I be a dick and tell you I'm going there in 3 months haha. For work though and only for a couple of days but I'm still pretty excited about it!

Ok Imma do some too
>>24984494
You're tired of fuckboys
>>24984521
You live alone
>>24984624
You liked a girl in school who didn't like you back
>>24984656
You consume the weeds
>>24984686
You have a tattoo
>>24984779
Feels alone when she's with people sometimes
>>24984792
You know at least a foreign language
>>24984794
You sometimes daydream about life being different
>>24984812
Listens to Lana del Rey
>>24984834
You're tired of people not looking at your face when speaking
>>24984855
Is probs a model
>>24984859
Has had a gf for quite some time
>>24984879
Likes nightclubs
>>24984892
vanilla is favourite ice cream flavour

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>>24984834
Your favorite feature are your eyes
>>24984855
You like your job, but you hate the bio vegans that come in
>>24984859
You look like a fairly average dude. My first impression was you're the type of guy to buy strangers shots at the bar.
>>24984879
You own too many department store button up shirts.
>>24984892
You look like the type of girl that does her makeup just before bed because your bored, and then sleep in it.

This pics a few days old, but good enough.

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>>24984494
Writes shitty blogs
>>24984624
Has generally bad taste in everything
>>24984779
Eats grass

>>24984892
Alternative Tinkerbell

>>24984949
I have done runways a couple of times haha, but mainly becouse my girlfriend is in fashion design.
>>24984957
I love my job, but I don't work at that bio market though mate. It's a really cool place though! You really enjoy soaking up random facts information and wisdom on the internet about a wide variety of subjects.

>>24984996
You're right. I'm that guy that likes to know a little about a lot. It's easier to talk to people that way because I have a wide field to talk about, but still ask questions and learn.

Then my second assumption. You're not necessarily a morning person, but your favorite part of the day is the time right before the sun comes through the windows, where the light is a opaque grey.

>>24984521
You look british or at least posh
>>24984624
you obsess over your hair
>>24984656
Does a lot of drugs
>>24984686
you wish you were buff
>>24984794
you either have a lazy eye or can't seem to look at a lens
>>24984812
first off you're fucking gorgeous, probably really artsy (nice camera)
>>24984855
You like bananas ( if ya catch my drift ;D)
>>24984859
get mistaken for a friend leprechaun (pretty eyes tho)
>>24984892
You cosplay
>>24984965
You're a slight narcissist

>>24984888
aw thank you
>>24984892
i wish
>>24984949
hell no
>>24985069
thanks so much, i study art so i guess yes?

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>>24984624
Kinda close maybe
>>24984521
spot on, I love my pup
>>24984656
well I am a female
>>24984686
not really either of those but nice try
>>24984794
nope, I'm very single and not regretting it
>>24984812
I don't know what that is...
>>24984855
thats mostly accurate
>>24984859
I'm flattered :)
>>24984892
Nope, I wish tho
>>24984949
but who isn't
>>24984965
If i wrote blogs they would probably be shitty so i don't

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>>24984892
Daddy issues
>>24984957
Uses dating apps
>>24984965
Cares a lot about his appearance

>>24985012
Haha yeah man! Cup of coffee, watching the sun rise. Good times.
>>24985069
Hahaha. I'm only familiar with one particular banana and it's hidden somwhere in this pic if you catch mine.
>>24985090
Did wresteling in college

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>>24985084
Works out
>>24985081
Doggo
>>24984965
Is gay
>>24984892
Sjw

>>24984859
On my computer now but this is me.

>>24984865
I figured because of the Sylvia Plath line. I've actually done that scene from After Ashley

>>24984878
I feel that

>>24984888
Thank you! And not quite

>>24984949
*used to

>>24984957
I have been known to do that

>>24985069
Sadly not the first time I've gotten that, but hey, kiss me, I'm Irish.

>>24985280
i'd love to do after ashley, sadly drama is not where my talents lie

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>>24985129
Doesn't smoke weed, but gets hotboxed by friends.
>>24985090
College sports star
>>24985084
Has multiple dates
>>24985081
Is a VERY GOOD BOY!
>>24984965
Cares about appearance, more specifically the hair..
>>24984957
That guy in the friendship circle who still feels like he's a social outcast.
>>24984892
Has a wardrobe filled with frilly princess/fairy dresses.
>>24984879
you're 18, without gf right now and working on *** 24/7
>>24984859
Has multiple dates with the same person, but can never manage to keep anyone long term.
>>24984855
Vegetarian/Vegan

>>24985319
where do they lie? (Id changed again)

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>>24985406
half a trap
>>24985129
too much weed
>>24985090
does a lot of jogging
>>24985084
not happy with his job
>>24984965
musician
>>24984957
eccentric habits

>>24985980
does drugs and writes weird stories

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>>24984965
Watches anime
>>24984957
Uses psychedelic drugs
>>24984892
You care about your appearance
>>24984879
Likes outdoorsy stuff but rarely gets a chance
>>24984859
You are sensitive, but you love to party.
>>24984855
The most exquisite hybrid of hipster and Chad.
>>24984834
THE CHAMPS ELYSEES IS A BUSY STREET
>>24984812
You live in Chicago, and are proud of it
>>24984794
You play video games
>>24984792
Has children
>>24985980
You listen to Stoner rock

>>24985129
I feel like you can sing quite well. And you have a unique voice.
>>24985406
I am neither. I try and eat organic food as mutch as I can though. I feel like you have an awesome sense of humor.
>>24985977
You've read at least 2 books in this month.
>>24985980
You're great at entertaining people and an interesting person to listen to.
>>24986126
Haha allright point taken. I feel like you're in school for something like social studies.

>>24986126
i've never been anywhere near chicago

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>>24984483

>>24987074
studied economy
>>24987051
doesnt like to shower

>>24987244
That hurts. I actually really like showering.

>>24987343
the hair just looks a bit greasy

>>24987385
Yeah. That's kind of an old picture. I switched shampoos and my hair doesn't get nearly as greasy, but it gets really dried out.

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>>24987074
owns really expensive stuff
>>24987051
is a surprisingly good cook
>>24986126
very romantic
>>24985980
likes to go on solitary walks and meditation
>>24985977
very sarcastic

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>>24984486
More confident than I'd assume

>>24984494
Maybe full of yourself

>>24984521
Possibly suave af

>>24984624
Is a good bro

>>24984656
Also be gud bro who >knows people

>>24984686
cocky af normie

>>24984779
posts online saying how "ugly" she is when we all know the deal

>>24984792
dead inside

>>24984834
high maintenance

>>24984855
has no problem with women

>>24984859
Looks wholesome but could probably flip on you and rip your head off in a second lel, nice aesthetic btw

>>24984892
>so randum lawlz rawr ecksdee1!"1
still qt though

>>24984957
Intelligent but chilled out

>>24984965
Patrick bateman if he became an artist

>>24985081
does not want all the headpats

>>24985977
Chronic shitposter lmao, that shit eating smirk made me kek

>>24985980
Would listen to anyone tell him problems for a long time and give advice

Feel free to destroy me in ever way possible famalamadingdongs

>>24987669
damn youve been looking better and better

your hair looks sexy

keep up the good work

>>24987685
Thank you!! Did you post on soc before?

>>24987691
huh? ive been on here for a long time. so yeah i post from time to time.

do i post my face? no, but i prefer this board because of the ids. i like that its anonymous but theres also a way of tracking who is who.

>>24987706
Ah I see :) Would've likes to see you kek

>>24987713
yeah i never post it on here. because of paranoia lol.

i just like chilling on here bc i have no friends irl. also because of paranoia

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>>24984812
feminist who lives off her parent's money
>>24984834
DD
>>24984855
you're over 30 and pulls mad pussy
>>24984859
got friendzoned many times. you have good morals.
>>24984892
vapid
>>24984957
are you a boy or a girl?

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>>24990138
likes to be outside more than anything.
>>24987671
hits on girls who are much younger
>>24987669
loves her family more than anything
>>24987074
EXTREME
>>24987051
is still traumatised about his child-hood
>>24986126
plays a lot of instruments (but only really guitar well)
>>24985980
people say "are you serious?" to you a lot
>>24985977
anonymous?
>>24985406
every girl you asked out has said to you "aww you're so funny"

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>>24990154
Has serious daddy issues, but is a good fuck in bed

>>24990162
~.^ pretty close but not daddy, big brother. :3

>>24990164
wait what big brother issues?
im an older brother to my little sister and i think this kind of makes sense

>>24990203
never really had any bond to my big brother. Hated me all my life but I don't care too much now.

>>24990212
oh hmm interesting
thats not the same thing then. well maybe me and my sister usually get along but shes a liberal yahoo and im conservative so we fight over that

>>24990162
on medication
>>24990154
shy but kinky
>>24990138
can be douchey but not a bad guy

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>>24990162
was a theater tech
>>24990154
has poor choice in camera angles... i got nothing!
>>24990138
has a pitbull and hits on girls at the gym
>>24987671
manipulative af
>>24987669
sarcastic and dismissive

>>24990353
into herbal supplements

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>>24990353
Goes out with men, but prefers women.