new_assumption_thread

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might as well

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I'm ashamed that the only photo I have on my phone is this one. But, have at it yo

>>24967794
future serial killer

>>24967794
You care a lot more than you should about how other men dress.
>>24967797
You're not a lesbian, but you enjoy it when other people think you are.
>>24968213
You know that hat doesn't suit you, and you're hoping someone will tell you how much cuter you are without it.

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>>24967797
you send a lot of snapchats of your eyes to boys who usually respond v quickly
>>24968213
you are a lot of fun at bars but fall asleep early

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going to rate as well

>>24967794
7, nice and respectful guy that lacks a bit of confidence
>>24967797
8, is perceived as wild and crazy by many when in reality, you're more quiet and to yourself
>>24968213
9, thought to be quiet and shy, but crazy as hell once you know someone, in a good way

>>24968224
loves to use the middle finger when he drives

>>24968224
You pride yourself on looking like kind of a freak, but you're actually a total normie.
>>24968235
You pride yourself on looking like a total normie, but you're actually kind of a freak.

>>24968216
I pull off the hat
>>24968224
Wants to be edgy but is actually kinda dorky in a good way. & LOL that's so true
>>24968235
You look just like a friend of mine, lots of fun at parties I bet!!
& thanks! & so true

>>24968251
Nobody could full off that hat, but you're cute and you know it, so who is gonna argue?

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>>24968235
likes music and coding
>>24968224
sells drugs, bully
>>24968213
you painted those paintings
>>24967797
politically actice lesbian woman
>>24967794
older than he looks, underweight

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>>24968250
>You pride yourself on looking like kind of a freak, but you're actually a total normie
i dunno what to do with this, but my friends tell me i usually dress like something out of an L.L. Bean catalog
>>24968251
>Wants to be edgy but is actually kinda dorky in a good way. & LOL that's so true
not an edgelord nor do i desire to be, definitely agree with the dorky description
>>24968240
100% accurate

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>>24968340
>sells drugs, bully
hah

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>>24968346 #
You look like you're looking for something meaningful but don't know where to start.

>>24968340 #
Likes music and board games. Frequents a hidden bar where everyone knows each other and is super friendly

>>24968235 #
Ambitious and able to influence people/the system to get what you need.

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>>24967794
Has a weird fetish
>>24967797
Goes to local bands concerts at houses
>>24968224
Sells cocaine
>>24968235
Very vulnerable and easy to manipulate by friends or family
>>24968340
Nice bald man

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Haven't done one of these in a while.

>>24968482
very anxious
>>24968434
plays final fantasy

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>>24967797
Honest person, you don't really care about what others think about you
>>24968235
Funny guy and easy going, you probably get along with people pretty fast


This is the best photo of me in my phone right now, sorry for the shit quality lol

>>24967794
>>24967797

>>24968903
Makes up for his lack of funny things to say with funny clothes.
>>24968482
smells like ketchup and had a crush on Ronnie Radke.
>>24968434
Has really bad body dysmorphia and doesn't realize it.
>>24968427
Still thinks he's cool.
>>24968424
Has been treated like shit and strives to make the best of things.
>>24968340
Art critic, but doesn't have the patience to share his opinions.
>>24968235
Has ridden the fact that he looks like James VanDerBeek all the way through college.
>>24968224
Is in the early stages of a mid life crisis and struggling with the turn of a generation that left him behind.
>>24968213
Basically drifts through every day without consequence.
>>24967797
Actually likes this picture for the good lighting and accent on your features, but struggles on a nigh meta level to stay outside of a label as a person.
>>24967794
Compulsively focuses on his body's positioning at all times.

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>>24968213
Likes baseball
>>24967797
Owns an Xbox 360 and rarely uses it
>>24967794
Low self esteem
>>24968224
Thinks he's tough but also doesn't like to say he is
>>24968235
Likes fishing
>>24968340
Lost brother or markiplier

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>im bad at this and dont know what to say about anyone

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>>24969766
>""""""""tomboy"""""""""

>>24969790
Probably a camgirl on some obscure website with an admittedly sizable fanbase

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>>24967794
Judging from all the threads you have started, you seem pretty interested in fantasy life haha
>>24967797
you look like you done care about things that dont directly and obviously affect you.
>>24968213
you seem like you like the approval of others
>>24968346
you just seem kinda lost lol
>>24968424
you seem to be in control of your life
>>24969766
has a lot of guy friends. but not necessarily in a slutty context.
>>24969790
you seem like someone id watch movies with. pretty and chill.

>>24969766
Underage jb

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Without makeup

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>>24969867
>>24969885
chin up!

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>>24968424
>looking for something meaningful
let's me and you start something meaningful

>>24969790
i assume you are very perverted

>at least in my fantasy you are :(

>>24968482
Secretly nymphomaniac.
(So damn cute btw)

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>>24967794
work hard play hard type of guy
>>24967797
started smoking in a vain attempt to look cool, now addicted
>>24968213
you're unsure about getting married
>>24968224
your friends see you as a metalhead but really your love for beyonce has no bounds
>>24968235
you play piano and/or guitar
>>24968340
you partake in what the kids call 'the drugs'
>>24968424
you listen to what your parents think but then go against it
>>24968427
you listen to melt banana
>>24968434
you read a lot of poetry
>>24968482
you live in a different country to the one you were born in
>>24968903
you think tarantino is the best ever director
>>24969766
building a youtube following
>>24969790
shy and introverted but kinky
>>24969798
serial killer for sure
>>24969812
smokes a lot of weed
>>24969857
narcissist
>>24969867
wanting to be a model or something in fashion like that

>>24970155
>your love for beyonce has no bounds
COUNTDOWN IS THE BEST BEYONCE SONG FIGHT ME
you have more clothes than you could possibly know what to do with let alone store

>>24970166
haha, this would have been true like a month ago but i gave away like 90% of my clothes

>>24970155
>narcissist
Almost, I actually have very low self steem haha.
You look like a girl who tries to pretend to be someone she isn't

>>24970155
well you're not wrong haha
but you seem like you have a lot of philosophies about life lol

>>24970172
...close enough
i like that sweater doe, and nice bangs you remind me of alexis krauss

>>24970155
do I think the state is too harsh on vigilantism? Yes, but I wouldn't say I'm a serial killer.

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>>24970155
has changed her style 50x in the past 2years
>>24969798
sociopath af
>>24969790
isn't bad at it, but just lazy i.e. vapid cunt
>>24968434
has no OWN opinions
>>24968427
has a time machine obvi this is from 2004
>>24968424
fucks on the first date
>>24968340
agro mysoginist
>>24968224
been through a lot hella intelligent
>>24968213
answers to the question what music do you listen to? with everything xD
>>24967797
obviously been raped and/or molested >>24967794
fedorafag who recently changed his style hehe
but forgot one thing

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>>24970286
>been through a lot hella intelligent
not really but i am pretty haggard looking i guess
h0lla
your instagram is set to private

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>>24970312
it isn't hahah
privacy is my last concern
post another photo beb

f4f
https://www.instagram.com/wittygenstein/

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>>24970344
>it isn't hahah
damn.
>f4f
DAMN.

>>24970286
nah, i rarely change because i am broke af, i'm guessing you study fashion/art
>>24970194
thank you so much, i can only dream of being alexis krauss though
>>24970178
i'd say i'm actually the total opposite of that

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>>24970364
5.5/10

>>24970344
6/10

>>24970155
10/10

>>24969885
2/10

>>24969867
4/10

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Let's go

>>24969885
Has a specific hobby that you've practiced for years, extremely low self esteem, depressed in winter, very kind and good at cooking

>>24970667
>>24970627
>>24970364
sexually transmitted diseases. practice safe sex

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>>24968903
Watches death battle
>>24968427
Has anger issues
>>24968424
Very passive aggressive
>>24968340
Has a nephew that likes him a lot
>>24968224
Is a pussy

>>24971332
Catfishing male. Come on anon, don't make it so obvious.

>>24971332
her boyfriend is mentally retarded and looks like a neo-nazi but is confident enough in his actions to make her think that he will provide for her with his new live chicken cleaning business

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Let me have it

>>24967793

>>24968346

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>>24967793

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>>24971428

you skate and youre a nice guy. Theres innocence in those eyes

>>24973336

youre a homosexual

>>24971332
very pretty but i wouldnt go out of my way to be friends with you. Probably too smart for your own good.

>>24967797
It's more than pérsonality, it's something and I so like it.

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Bonus points- what's my job?

>>24968547
True.

>>24969679
Shit.... I winced reading that.. I actually do obsess to the point I refuse to look in the mirror unless I'm doing my makeup. Otherwise I avoid them.

>>24970155
It is a guilty pleasure.

>>24970286
Harsh, I'm going to disagree with that.

>>24968355

>>24974591
It's okay, mirrors are bad juju anyways.

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>>24967797
Stoner rocker biker chick but more softcore
>>24968213
This is the same girl
>>24968224
You look like a retard and your shits fucked up
>>24968235
Normal dude
>>24969812
Haha no one responded to you loser
>>24969885
You look pretty with makeup on
>>24967794
You're a weak effeminate "guy"
>>24971428
You're cool
>>24973336
You're funny

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>>24971428
You have some Slavic ethnicity in your background.

>>24973336
You've posted "Why do girls pretend to love Star Wars" threads.

>>24974034
You consider yourself "Punk"

>>24974133
Manager at a movie theater

>>24974140
You enjoy recreational drugs from time to time

>>24975740
You wish you had been born in a previous century

>>24975866
You need a better camera

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>>24974133
something to do with music, or potential a bartender.

>>24975740
Rusky hacker, safety first.

>>24975900
Fun Fact: I actually hate Star Wars.
You're wrong.

>>24975810
Finally someone agrees.. My ex would gently tease that my self esteem is so bar "I won't look in the mirror while washing my hands"

Then I got confused over not realizing people DO THAT?

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>>24976157
8. you're really nice. great kisser. love being eaten out.

>>24976446
true, ha

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>>24976471
really? nice. you're really pretty. bi curious?

>>24976473
experimented in the past

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>>24976485
that's really sexy. would you be into me? like my body?

>>24976489
im not lezzing out over you but yeah you're hot

>>24976494
thanks. you're making me wet. i'm gonna cum to your pic.

>>24975900
nice tits. gets told has nice tits.

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oh boyo. Am muucchh older than I look.

>>24976592
looks 14 but actually 23

>>24968427
probably likes piercings
>>24968434
Likes alternative shit. not exactly punky just different.
>>24968482
Genuinely does like hipster shit but mainstream too probably does whatever the fuck she wants.
>>24968903
cold.
>>24969766
Fake? if real, younger sister.
>>24969790
was or is into creepy pastas
>>24969798
was soo close to dating a girl you really liked for her to just back off at last second
>>24969812
you have been on many threads lizard dude. Probably a real badass
>>24969857
Never grew up
>>24969867
Likes to wear dresses
>>24970155
DEFINITELY has friend zoned someone majorly and they didn't mind.
>>24970286
Probably funny af
>>24970344
pink
>>24970364
uses snapchat
>>24970627
my best friend would love you, she loves that haircut.
>>24970667
you look cold
>>24971332
Guys felt intimidated to talk to you.
>>24971428
your friends love you
>>24973336
you had friends before
>>24974034
edgy
>>24974133
total hero and inspiration.
>>24974140
you have been called "ma'am" once by a confused autistic.
>>24975900
you have been IDied before
>>24975937
spends his time playing video games.
>>24976157
is in a serious relationship
>>24976446
works out.
>>24976592
a fuckn child grow the fuck up or kill yourself slut!

>>24976636
..did you comment on yourself

>>24976650
no... yes.

>>24976665
you're cute hoodie chan and probably a child!

>>24976636
True my dude. Thank you for not pegging it punk

>>24976690
*finger guns*

>>24976438
Just don't go breaking all the mirrors in your house over it, and you should be good right?

>>24976592
Ha its fucked aint it? I feel the same way.. assuming your a unique/quirky sort girl
Look like fun :]

>>24976592
What is actual age?

>>24976999
18

>>24976701
But... I don't like them..

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I should be doing hmk

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>>24976696
Gobin in disguise
>>24976592
Smol

>>24977450
4' 11" to be exact.

>>24977338
They're more scared of you than you are of them bb

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>>24967793
Wears beanies
>>24967794
Seems condescending
>>24967797
The smoking is more of an aesthetic choice more than anything
>>24968213
Probably has a really cute voice
>>24968224
Smokes cause he likes it
>>24968235
STEM related major or job
>>24968340
Introverted
>>24968346
Kinda annoying but not a bad person
>>24968424
Successful in general
>>24968427
Has recently gotten the piercings
>>24968434
Dyes hair into different colors on monthly basis
>>24968482
Party girl
>>24968903
Chill but aloof
>>24969766
Underaged
>>24969790
Also underaged
>>24969798
Introvert
>>24969812
Smokes pot
>>24969857
Self-conscious
>>24969867
Is a trap
>>24969885
Turns out to be trap
>>24970155
Shops at urban outfitters
>>24970286
Used to be kinda nerdy
>>24971332
Broke many hearts
>>24971428
Ese
>>24973336
Chill dude
>>24974034
Arrogant
>>24974133
Kind of a tool
>>24974140
Depressed
>>24975900
Very motherly in terms of personality
>>24975937
Reads books and enjoys them
>>24976157
Shy
>>24976446
Aggressive personality
>>24976696
Bakes really good cookies
>>24977407
Is not doing hmwk
>>24977450
Is like 19

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Shoot

>>24979344
Has a nice job
>>24979185
Underage
>>24976696
Has a kid
>>24976592
Loves anime. Shut in
>>24976489
Idk but youre hot
>>24975937
Mildly autistic
>>24971428
Tries too hard

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>>24979349
streams on twitch quite successfully
>>24979344
goofball
>>24979185
browses /mu/ and praises Fantano
>>24977684
gets really obnoxious when drunk
>>24977450
suffers from anxiety attacks
>>24977407
browses /lit/, wears the heat unironically
>>24976696
wants to get a puppy

>>24979383
Wtf. You actually got it

>>24979383
Has a lot of friends, seems normie hut actually isnt

>>24979344
lol mate i wish i could afford places like that

>>24979387
the latter is correct

>>24979387
also normie hut would be a great name for a restaurant or something kek

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>>24979383
you have strict-ish parents but your thankful for it.

>>24979349
your always really quiet in person but when theres a screen there you open up easily

>>24979344
you probably study economics or something like that

>>24979185
you go through spurts of caring about self image and being proud of it and then later feel indifferent

>>24977684
you find it difficult to take a full sized picture

>>24977450
you love halo and probably have a long term partner

>>24977407
you hide behind cynasism and youre argumentative yet not in a stupid way

>>24976696
you got cheated on or burnt hard recently

>>24976592
people say youre younger than you look. jokes your actually super shy and use the fact that you look young and can hide behind it easily

>>24976446
you have a frat bro ego but can get away with it because youre fit and fem

>>24976157
you socialise but youve never over documented it for attention. also u look italian

>>24975937
youve finished the witcher and have a little bit of a fedora guy attitude

>>24975900
youre sassy but not in the funny way. you probably act very independant but usually rely on someone. usually a mature influence too.


dont give a flip about my spelliong its late and im bored and im balancing this key board on my knee typing one handed

also ill let you pick which one because its more fun that way

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>>24979383
Hates the "bitches"
>>24979349
Either genuinely likes games, or is an attention whore. There can be no inbetween.
>>24979185
vapes...faggot
>>24976696
obsessed with the fact you may have a black relative somewhere

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>>24979518
only other photot of me

>>24979185
goes fishing with dad
>>24979344
important to you to be a cool guy and not be walked over
>>24979349
does camsex sometimes