Assume/assumptions thread

>>24962164
You listen to Paramore

>>24962176
Oh no

>>24962164
Wes Anderson fan? Also probably good at heartfelt gifts. Idk you look like a good friend!!

>>24962253
You look a little sleepy, but I bet you can flip an egg really well and have a miracle hangover cure. (Mine is too Chico and salt)

>>24962260
I am stupid good at gift giving!!
>>24962265
You've dated a volleyball player

>>24962265
You're so fast. Like speedy quick. I'd watch top gear with you. Show me your cool peewee Herman impression dude

>>24962270
*topo Chico. Dang phone

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>>24962164
18 and lives with parents
>>24962265
Rides a bike? Lol
>>24962664
Somewhat insecure but hot

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>>24962164
had a new car at 16

>>24962253
smokes newports

>>24962265
owns a pitbull

>>24962664
has a tramp stamp, took russian in college

>>24962671
works out purely for health reasons

>>24962681
Hell no

>>24962664
I feel like you write magical realism and have a soft spot for ugly dogs and cute packaging :)

>>24962671
You have a talent for knowing which avocado is the perfect ripeness

>>24962681
You have a bunch of weird superstitions you made up as a kid, and you enjoy cheesy horror movies

>>24962799
You don't like overpowering perfume smells, and you like the library but haven't been in a while. For recreational reading, anyway.

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>>24962164
Got in a fight but lost trying to pull hair
>>24962253
Insecure
>>24962265
Um.. Hard to tell from a pic that only shows your eyes but I assume you're very competitive and abusive over your girlfriend
>>24962664
Wtf assume?
>>24962671
Just a normal straight bald man that watch soccer on sundays and screams at the TV like if the players were listening
>>24962681
VERY annoying at class

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>>24964180
Works at some sort of fast food restaurant
>>24963467
Acts thought but is emotional on the inside
>>24962681
Really into books and/or drawing

>>24963467
Never been in a fight

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>>24962164
likes vanilla yogurt
>>24962253
lives with mom
>>24962265
shops at aeropostale
>>24962664
insecure
>>24962671
started balding at 19
>>24962681
thinks weed is so dope
>>24963467
isn't on speaking terms with dad
>>24964220
plays guitar

>>24964220
Illegal immigrant
>>24964248
Bisexual hipster with affinity for huffing dick

>>24964312
I'm white though

>>24964317
SURE you are

>>24964325
You wouldn't be the first to say that. People also think I'm middle eastern

>>24964328
Do people also call you an egotistical faggot, you egotistical faggot?

>>24964335
No but your mom does

>>24962164
typical teenage girl, nothing interesting
>>24962253
aware of your somewhat ugliness
>>24962265
want to be a bad boy
>>24962664
enjoy office jobs
>>24962671
have a family and probably kids
>>24962681
junior
>>24963467
like parties with drugs and electronic music
>>24964180
sports fan and low-class
>>24964220
military fetishist
>>24964248
want to attract people with your image, probably liberal faggot

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>>24962164
you like elder men
>>24962265
your gf cheated on you
>>24962671
you act like a gentleman but you're a womanizer
>>24963467
makes a big deal out of little problems
>>24964248
spends a lot of time studying, i like your beard btw

>>24964416
Very problematic but hopeful
>>24964248
Insecure but opinionated
>>24963467
Avoids problems with a tough persona
>>24962681
Very insecure, uses comedy to avoid confrontation
>>24962671
Hardworking simple guy

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>>24964476
Fuck forgot my pic

>>24964504
>>24964532
Do you fags not understand the concept of the thread?