Assumptions thread

You're Charles Manson's son

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>>24939186
Likes to paint

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>>24939186
Lives in an alley
>>24939244
Experimented with girls in college

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>>24939470
Insecure

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>>24939186
Loud and outspoken guy
>>24939487
Timid and reserved, but probably would make a good friend
>>24939244
Quiet and thoughtful
>>24939470
Bullied a lot in school

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>>24939517

Likes outdoors lmao

>>24939630
Rate me stupid motherfucker don't skip little bitch

>>24939186
Joseph fucking Fritzel mk2

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>>24939643
Absolutely ebin :^)

Efrim Menuck from Godspeed You! Black Emperor?

>>24939186
Hello Ali E.G.

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>>24939186
was into metal in high school

>>24939244
Had a very bad falling out with a best friend

>>24939470
emotionally up and down

>>24939487
Hard on yourself

>>24939517
Maybe has weird parents

>>24939630
English vibes

I let a friend put eye makeup on me for the only time in my life in this gif

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>>24939186
You visit shock sites to jack off.
>>24939244
A student teacher who will one day get caught fucking a student.
>>24939470
You have a phobia of magnets.
>>24939487
Finna pull a Kurt Cobain
>>24939517
Probably well educated and adventurous.
>>24939630
Has a baby fetish were ur gf is ur mommy and takes care of you while you shit/piss yourself in the crib.
>>24939669
Ted Bundy.
>>24940236
Whenever you smile its cuz youre thinking of something fucked up in your head.

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>>24940256
Madman but you keep everyone in your thoughts
>>24939487
Smells.... Lemony
>>24939186
Accepted the end of metalacoplyse fuk I cant spell.

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>>24940256
teenage gymboy
>>24940236
shy with girls, too nice
>>24939669
makes youtube vids
>>24939630
into science and sports
>>24939517
nature is your workplace

>>24939186
Owns 5 slayer shirts
>>24939244
German heritage
>>24939470
Likes how his piercings shock people
>>24939487
Has had forehead enlargement surgery
>>24939517
Has been to Moab... once
>>24939630
Plays guitar
>>24939669
Chose a gif for some reason?
>>24940236
Fantasizes about capturing and killing people, would never actually do it
>>24940256
Possessed in this pic
>>24940348
Can grab chicks at a bar
>>24940870
Me. Epic. 11/10, is cool guy

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>>24940870
Idk why pics are getting posted upside down...

>>24940884
loves hunter s. thompson

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>>24939186
Has a really fucked fetish
>>24939244
Insecure
>>24939470
Didn't get much attention as a teen
>>24939487
Very quiet in public
>>24939517
Very loud in public
>>24939630
States the obvious
>>24939669
Has sucked dicks for cash
>>24940256
Longboy lmao
>>24940348
Adventurous
>>24940884
Personality is literally just "I TRAVEL!" and it's all he has to talk about

>>24939470
I'd like to, but never had a real chance
>>24939517
Sometimes
>>24939669
Not really, but somewhat
>>24940256
Could happen if I was a teacher lol
>>24940876
A little bit
>>24941481
Yes, a lot

>>24941506
Why are you insecure?

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>>24940884
Carefree, easy going. Puts importance on following passions and having fun
>>24941481
Introspective, prone to depression, thoughtful, artistic.

>>24941584
vegan, in the military
>>24941481
was bullied but now gaining his own life

>>24939186
>YOU'RE A WIZARD, 'ARRY

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>>24941584
nice to everyone but hard to get to know
>>24941481
listens to a lot of music, gets drunk easily
>>24940884
likes to be outdoors, exloring, having fun
>>24940348
currently interested in a girl, but she doesnt really acknowledge you

>>24941817
maybe you have that with a guy

>>24939186
Charles Manson traveled back in time to kill more people.

>>24940870
Skater bro kind of guy

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>>24939186
Sys Admin
>>24939244
Career orientated, possibly in recruitment.
>>24939470
lacked attention as a child
>>24939487
closet homo
>>24939517
An avid cycler
>>24939630
pretends to be quiet but is actually big dick mcgee the woman slayer
>>24939669
fabulously gay but an absolute cunt to be around
>>24940236
quiet with a weird ass fetish
>>24940256
Wants to be zyzz brah
>>24940348
guitarist in a metal band
>>24940870
>>24940884
straight edge
>>24941481
Pill head, hangs around with punk types.
>>24941584
outraged all the time
>>24941817
Brand whore when shopping. Relatively normal/nice.

>>24941541
I often feel like doing stupid shit and I feel fat and ugly a lot as well

>>24942092
mate thats literally everyone ever. you're fine.

>>24942103
this

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>>24939186
Charles Manson
>>24939244
Introverted girl, but visits the kinkiest boards on 4chin
>>24939470
Future school shooter
>>24939487
/r9k/ oldfag
>>24939517
emotionally well adjusted guy who posts well thought out rants on /pol/
>>24939630
former redditor who joined 4chan because reddit banned you for forgetting to self-censor yourself enough so you got fed up and permanently moved over to 4chin
>>24939669
typical /lgbt/ poster
>>24940236
quiet, friendly guy who listens to Radiohead, but occasionally calls someone a faggot on the internet because it feels liberating from the hard fascade you pull on yourself
>>24940256
typical /fit/ poster, still posting Zyzz memes
>>24940348
finnish guy who makes spurdo memes at Kuvalauta for (you)'s
>>24940884
aussie vibes
>>24941481
based british lad who listens to Pete Doherty and makes good impression of cockney accent to normie friends when drunk
>>24941584
girl who has always had thousand different mutually exclusive interests, which makes you interesting to talk to, but purists of each interest will call you an attention whore, which makes you feel enraged for a bit, but then you jump to another interest and quickly forget your bad emotion. You are an interesting person to talk to and extroverted, but none of your friends will ever know you laugh to nazi frogs.
>>24941817
you mostly lurk, but rarely post. Quiet girl. You probably listen to sad Beatles songs a lot when feeling down.
>>24942040
IT guy, often calls graphic designers limp-wristed faggots on IT forums. Probably like to drink alone at weekends and listen to Pink Floyd.
>>24942061
You are probably NEET and hold a huge collection of Wojak memes

>>24942103
Sometimes I feel like harming myself, I want to get skinnier and I enjoy short term relationships too much, there's something wrong with me

>>24942117
Depression is a thing. I struggle with it and think about self harm too. It sucks, but it's not an uncommon issue. I also want to lose weight and I'm not fat, but I tried on some primark slim fit shirt and looked like a fucking mess. That's some demotivation right there.

not saying any of this will make you feel better because it wont. Just sayin'

>>24942115
>IT guy, often calls graphic designers limp-wristed faggots on IT forums. Probably like to drink alone at weekends and listen to Pink Floyd.
yo that's way too close to home friend. I have a Comp Sci degree, drink alone at weekends and think graphic designers are faggots.. I dislike prog however.

>>24942040
Not really
>>24942115
Spot on lol
>>24942132
Sometimes I'm happy and everything, sometimes I just can't bear anything

>>24942132
just saying because I am a graphic designer actually and I know IT guys all have this meme about us being faggots. I know most of them are kinda faggy, I like to think of myself as an exception, since I am a /pol/ack and believe that homosexuality is degenerate, kek.

But yeah, from your pic I can tell a lot about you, because so many IT guys look like you, and I have basic overview of what other IT guys usually are and what they like to do

>>24942172
Basically everyone on my course was some beta cuck. Skinny fat, longish hair, zero sense of fashion or social awareness.
I was too, at least in the first few months before I decided "fuck this shit" and made a concerted effort to stop being a loser.

But yeah, I don't even work in IT and haven't done any programming in nearly 2 years. Ah well, rip career money

>>24942186
>rip career money
if it makes sense, I have found that the more you manage to dumb yourself down to not get mad at people's stupidity around you or on your courses, the more shot you have at success

I haven't found the cure for this besides just making it known from the very beginning to others that you are gonna point out the most glaring inconsistencies to teachers or co-students, whether they like it or not, and not be seated and quiet like a good goy and boil with rage inside.

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only pic I have on this computer

>>24939186
drinker, into heavy metal
>>24939244
freak in the sheets
>>24939517
adventurous, honest, intelligent
>>24940870
fun guy, womanizer
>>24941481
lives in manchester or brighton, into indie music
>>24941584
loves to suck dick, cat person
>>24942115
irish? laid back, pussy chaser

>>24942206
the unfortunate lighting makes you look like you have no chin. also that filter pls.

>>24942215
I thought that too haha

>>24942206
Freak in what sense?

>>24942244
just like a kinky girl in the bedroom lol

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>>24941584
INFP
>>24941817
INTP
>>24942040
INTJ
>>24942061
ENFP
>>24942115
ISTP
>>24942206
ISFP

>>24942281
I guess I could say I am sometimes lol

>>24942285
dude that fucking jaw.

>>24942285
>ISTP
it's funny actually, MBTI/Socionics recently typed me as ENFP

>>24942285
hmm...I mostly get INFP or INFJ as a result

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Eh

>>24942298
Y-you too c;
>>24942301
Shit i was way off
>>24942306
Definite INxx vibe :D

>>24942370
no worries, I posed on that pic specifically to look really serious and ISTPish

>>24942285
Haawt! Would sleep with

>>24942370
What about me give off INxx vibes? I'm curious

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>>24942329
you date 17 year olds
>>24942285
people dont trust you with drinks
>>24942206
you have people gift you free games and blueball them
>>24942115
you seem like a nice guy

>>24942379
Haha yeah but now that i think about it im not so sure the istp i referenced was even istp >.>
>>24942389
Whaaat, i need someone like you in my life .o.

>>24942409
Dark clothes, neutral stoic expression, kind of head in the clouds aura (dw i display it too)

>>24942417
But only a few times, maybe more if I like it, no dating lol

>>24942428
well yeah, thats me

>>24942469
Thats good, i pretty much never date bc of my autism and speghetti =/ you are cute AF

>>24942484
Awh, thanks, I don't hear that a lot

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What am I

>>24942513
a cuck

but nah seriously, someone with a dench af jawline who probably listens to morrissey

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>>24939186
>strg+f
>~2 guys saying you look like charles manson
saw that picture in the catalog
instantly thought of him

I made dis for you. Not the best did it in haste

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>>24942416
My my wife is 38, I'm 25, I kinda wish I could date 17 year olds though!!!

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>>24939186
Spooky on the outside, nice on the inside.

>>24939470
Owns a Ouija board.

>>24939517
Drives a Hyundai

>>24940870
Apparently an Australian

>>24941481
Owns a high end DSLR and thinks you're a professional photographer that will change the world but only end up taking pics like this

>>24942040
Reader

>>24942329
Has spent a lot of time in trailer parks and is well schooled in alcohol and hard drugs.

>>24942416
Oohrah!

>>24942416
How short is your hair?
Gonna share your fate soon...
d:^(

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>>24939186
Likes D&D
>>24939244
Owns a feminist blog
>>24939470
"Why can't I get a job?"
>>24939630
Chad of the geek world
>>24940236
Owns thousands of dollars worth of Lego
>>24940348
Loves medieval stuff
>>24941481
Want to learn several instruments, but lacks the time
>>24941584
Draws her friends
>>24941817
Cold, no bullshit attitude
>>24942040
Wants to try cosplay
>>24942329
Imitates anime and video games moves when alone
>>24942416
Joined the army to kill people
>>24942821
Likes to cook. Also your picture has a facebook tag.

>>24942952
Thanks, I forgot to change the file name. And I made said picture private as it was public as a former profile picture so I'm not sure if the numbers in the file name will bring anything up now? Not that I really give a shit. 95% of my profile is private.

Anyway, you're in college and are soft spoken.. And I only like to cook in theory.

>>24942821
im canadian lol
>>24942900
triple zero hombre, feels great
>>24942952
i got asthma so I cant do any military type stuff

>>24942484
maxim pls

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I'm interested in hearing the assumptions

>>24939186
Verbally calls people irl "normies" unironically.

>>24944199
musician, into shrooms

>>24941584

is bitchy to grocery store employees.

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>>24944199
likes music

>>24942416
was a bully

>>24942329
likes to take selfies

>>24942040
into IT

>>24940884
likes travelling and EDM

>>24941481
just started getting into 'looking edgy'

>>24939186
likes oldschool metal music and obscure horror films


btw this is an old pic but i still look like this believe me. i haven't had any portrait of myself since i broke up

>>24939186
not gonna lie i thought that was charles manson scrolling through the catalog

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>>24939186
hasn't talked to another human bean irl in years
>>24939244
your back is literally covered in pimples
>>24939470
passed around as a sex slave for a cartel in exchange for getting you across the border
>>24939487
molested repeatedly as a child. and as an adult.
>>24939517
"this is where i hide the bodies"
>>24939630
was married to his fleshlight until it asked for a divorce
>>24939669
spends too much time on tumblr. and getting pegged by strangers he meets on tumblr.
>>24940236
seriously contemplating rape since it's the only way he'll ever lose his virginity
>>24940256
tried overdosing on weed to commit suicide. woke up enjoying life more but hating himself more.
>>24940348
makes meth that comes out a nice blue colour.
>>24940870
i want to punch you in the face repeatedly until you stop breathing
>>24941481
only time he leaves the house is to take photos of him outside
>>24941584
has nothing to offer the world and seriously considers checking out on a daily basis
>>24941817
fled ISIS to the west but now wishes she let them kill her
>>24942040
grooms young boys over the internet but they always end the relationship because they think they can find a better pedo
>>24942061
has such a boring life i can't even ponder him doing anything besides sitting on 4chan all day
>>24942115
cuts his own hair. often wishes he had the courage to cut his own risks. so do the rest of us, anon. so do the rest of us.
>>24942206
lures people to a secluded house in the middle of nowhere using some girls pic. doesn't have the self-esteem to do anything besides say "sorry you have the wrong house" when anyone shows up.
>>24942285
one attempted cannibalism. on himself. after severing and barbecuing his own penis.
>>24942329
went through a stage where he tried finding himself. now he's entering a stage where he mourns losing himself.
>>24942416
joined several neonazi organizations in hopes of meeting other bald dudes to snag.

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