new! /assumption/ thread

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>>24926503
7 absolutely refuses to speak unless spoken to

>>24926508
true...you look like you like anime a whole lot, yess? do you have snapchat

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>>24926503
pretty lonely
>>24926508
pretty rich

>>24926515
>>24926503
Doesn't swallow

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>>24926503
Has baggage
>>24926508
Wears hoodie all the time
>>24926559
Does hard drugs

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>>24926508
Likes to fix stuff
>>24926559
Had a job... once

>>24926503
Gets annoyed easily
>>24926508
Smokes
>>24926559
Listens to metal

>>24926576
wrong
you like the page "a fucking siiiick tatoo of a wolf every day" on Facebook, and if you don't you really should
>>24926584
jokes on you, I never had one to begin with
you're into bad EDM and decent TV shows
>>24926585
sometimes yes

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assume the worst and it's probably true lmao I've done a lot

>>24926603
That Page is fucking great

>>24926562
yure right about that because I don't suck dick

>>24926576
damn anon, you are yummi.
where are you from? omg.

>>24926631
Thanks, I like to think so. But Colorado

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>>24926608
You've gotten someone arrested for statutory

>>24926639
Maybe when I was like 17 but that was over a decade ago
I lost count of all the guys lol

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>>24926576
Listening to a song off youtube which has a desktop background for a video

>>24926584
Tried to play video games competitively

>>24926608
Had at least 1 kid with a man of high melatonin

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>>24926608
has had a threesome at least a few times

>>24926503
Desperate for attention since you won't stop starting threads with the same pic

>>24926648
no kids but I have had 7 abortions

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>>24926608
No offense, but u look like a hoe :P

>>24926608
You like to think of yourself as a "crazy bitch." You tell your friends about all the crazy things you've done, but this is all just a ploy to avoid the hollow shell of being mediocre in life.
>>24926639
Token black friend for a lot of people

>>24926649
girl damn straight! I've been in many orgies and swingers parties
but i had my first threesome when i lost mnyvvard when i was 12

>>24926658
vcard sorry my daddy gave me some ketamine and it's starting to kick in

>>24926648
You've played Magic the Gathering at some point in time
>>24926649
You go to raves
>>24926655
Were in Highschool Band/Orchestra or some shit

>>24926656
I love my life! I get to have lots of sex with different people and get spoiled too from my daddy's and I don't have to work
so it's not empty actully quite the opposite

>>24926658
>>24926660
Storytime ?
>>24926656
>Token black friend for a lot of people
True statement

>>24926665
>>24926660
>>24926658
this sounds too fake

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>>24926655
Yugioh fanboy
>>24926649
Stoner
>>24926608
Instagram model maybe

>>24926666
oooo very nice 6s cutie
and are you full black?

>>24926638
oh Snap. I'm in NY

>>24926669
my tits might be fake but my life is real! Lol
nothing wrong with liking sex and getting pampered for it

>>24926672
Yup

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>>24926671
no i only use reddit you can find me @ bimbojessicarabbit

>>24926691
my fave!
well one of my daddy's is taking me out for dinner
bye xoxo

>>24926671
elder tier normie
>>24926655
you work with computers
>>24926649
you're broken inside
>>24926648
into post rock
>>24926639
you like daredevil :^)))))

>>24926503
Assumption: you are 14

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>>24926508
why are you wearing a hood indoors?? i'm getting a weeb-ish vibe

>>24926559
edgy but actually a very sweet person

>>24926576
drives a big red truck

>>24926584
smells like top ramen

>>24926608
negative IQ

>>24926639
in a community college, the one guy who always eats during class

>>24926648
prolonged excessive alcohol you has rendered you incapable of feeling joy or making an expression other than a scowl

>>24926649
has several hundred instagram followers but still feels empty inside

>>24926655
into pokemon

>>24926671
you are "average" in every aspect. that's not bad though.

Top notch wizzard Harry. Gn and happy Valentine's. Ur spooky but in a good way.

I assume that you're pretty damn cool.

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I am so lonely

But that's a gimme

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>>24926503
Extremely introverted and knowledgeable
>>24926508
Only shops for clothes at one store
>>24926559
has done excstacy 3 days + in a row
>>24926649
insecure and overcompensating

>>24927100
insecure

>>24927272
homosexual and sometimes annoying about it

>>24927200
you have medium-severe personality flaws but you get by because otherwise you're a pretty competent person socially and professionally

>>24927100
you're jealous and angry and lonely, but most of that's in your head and you're doing pretty well by most peoples' standards

>>24926671
you're pretty and you know it, your interests are fleeting but commitment to anything has never really been expected of you

>>24926655
you often wonder what it'd be like to be someone else.

>>24926649
you will never really have control over your own life

>>24926648
nobody has ever hurt you more than you've hurt yourself

>>24926639
you occasionally wish you had a comically large penis

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>>24926503
wishes she could date an anime guy
>>24926508
popular guy, has a lot of friends, but only cool cats
>>24926559
doesn't like to take things seriously
>>24926576
confident with the ladies
>>24926584
favorite restaurant is mcdonalds
>>24926608
blows dealers for weed
>>24926639
definitely token black guy
>>24926648
smooth as a sea urchin
>>24926649
likes to paint, but only shows to a few people
>>24926655
very plain guy
>>24926671
avoids eye contact
>>24927100
looks very chill, would get high and watch movies with
>>24927272
likes naruto

>>24927366
>skipped me

YOU'RE ENTERING A WORLD OF PAIN HERE SMOKEY

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>>24926503
cute, but not many friends, virgin, with high-functioning autism

>>24926508
bicurious dude

>>24926559
stoner

>>24926576
accidentally crashed his family car when trying to be cool at age 15

>>24926584
really likes gossip

>>24926608
had sex with a clown at a kids party in a bouncy house

>>24926639
wears beanies no matter the season or occasion

>>24926648
lives in a nice home

>>24926649
threw up in a guy's mouth while making out with him

>>24926655
loves going to strip clubs every weekend

>>24926671
got beat up or bullied in high school, but genuinely cool dude

>>24927100
same vibe as the previous person

>>24927200
likes telling other people about his bike and cool trails to ride on

>>24927261
dead inside

>>24927272
always willing to back up his friends

>>24927366
absolute goofball, but pretty nice dude

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>>24927200
Can't find someplace where you fit in
>>24927261
Shrugs a lot, but a nice bro to chill and play wwe games with
>>24927366
Drinks red stripe and smokes dohka

>I'm on the right

>>24926608
You look like the kind of girl that has had a boob job. Show em.

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>>24926503
cute
>>24926608
cute w/ giant tits, nice
>>24926649
7
>>24927484
insane moostache

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>>24926584
takes time in the bathroom to put his hair sll right every morning
>>24926508
lives in a flat with other students

>>24926608
has some vengeful bitch to hate her but probably hes right
>>24926639
you have high math grades
>>24926648
you have rich parents

>>24926649
you probably are a bit insecure, searching for people that find you hot, i find you hot, but id love to see you in a more natural pic
>>24926655
[asian stereotype]
>>24926671
you are a picky eater
>>24927100
you like anime and cookies :3
>>24927200
you studied abroad

>>24927261
you have a fancy suit hidden somewhere
>>24927366
plays LOL or WOW
>>24927834
thinks being good looking will be enough to get a gf, so he tries. (well you are handsome)

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Kik - JopherBMTH

>>24927860
Holy shit you're pretty. Wanna join out clean kik group ?

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Throwing myself in here

>>24928143
5/10
You used to be engaged

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>>24926503
didn't fit in with anyone so tried to fit in with the fake emo kids
likes 21 pilots

>>24926508
thinks fashion is dumb

>>24926559
thinks smoking adds an element to his lacklustre personality
possible listens to $uicideboy$

>>24926576
has a pretty generic taste in music
doesn't like to spend a lot of money on tech

>>24926584
favourite video game is CS:GO

>>24926648
has a camp voice
cries a lot

>>24926671
got bullied

>>24927100
only exercise is the walking you have no other option but to do
is loud

>>24927272
loud and irritating

>>24927366
has a top level character in an MMO

>>24927470
self concious about his nose

>>24927484
autistic
twirls his moustache subconsciously

>>24927834
spoiled as a kid

>>24927860
hates her chubby face

>>24928343
i do not hate my face. xD

>>24928431
good, being happy with yourself is the ideal

>>24927860
>>24928343
haha I've never played an MMO in my life.

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>>24926503
I'm fat :/

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>>24928445
Insecure, because your picture is taken at a really close angle, and you think that you're fat :P

>>24928343
Into either obscure indie music or films (or both)

>>24928143
Doesn't work a dead-end job, but has a mid-level position and badly wants a /promotion/. Probably posted in this thread from work :^)

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>>24928464
northern usa or canada
>>24928445
australian
>>24928343
pop culture junkie
>>24928143
would like to party much more
>>24927861
very thin

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>>24928464
Youre creative and study graphic design
>>24928445
Like to experiment and you need to try out everything once
>>24928343
Used to be the silent kid in class, has a big group of friends now
>>24928143
You are the kind of guy that can never decide which girl he likes better when texting with different girls
>>24927861
you kinda look like Chris Martin! You are kind and funny
>>24927860
you prefer your room to be minimalistic and you arent one of these overly feminine girls
>>24927834
show off, extroverted and aggressively so
>>24927484
likes people that are different, needs variety in life
>>24927470
srill trying to find out who you are
>>24927366
you make everyone feel at ease when they hang out with you
>>24928483
you feel a little selfconscious when youre going out

>>24928464
You got movies right
Bit further out in music taste, I'm into harsh noise and power electronics

I'd guess you're into computing and stuff like two door cinema club

>>24928483
Not so much

I feel like you're a skier and you love france

>>24928491
Yeah I guess, I definitely opened up a lot more

I think you'd share cute dog videos on facebook and spring is your favourite season

>>24928491
you make me want to cummies inside your bueatiful tummies pls post your body bb

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Woohoo

>>24928491
You are good at drawing and used to draw weird stuff in high school, like sexual stuff implying Mickey Mouse and a guitar

>>24928483
You're part of every strike you can

>>24928464
You kinda talk too loudly all the time but heh not to the point of it being annoying

>>24928343
You don't like to pee in urinals when people are around, not because you're embarassed by your own penis, but because you're afraid you'll accidentally look at someone else's penis

>>24927860
You're a vegan and you go to the gym everyday
You also work in an office where you don't get to see a lot of people throughout the day

>>24927484
You frequently lose bets

>>24927470
Never talked in high school, yet always had a girlfriend

>>24927366
You wish you played in a band but are too lazy to learn to play an instrument

>>24927272
You're a good brother but your little brother doesn't realise that

>>24927261
Your plan was to study astrophysics, but weed got in the way

>>24927100
You created a Tumblr three years ago, you're now embarrassed about it but can't remember the password to delete it

>>24926671
You don't drink alcohol and secretly judge those that do

>>24926648
You drink alcohol and secretly judge those that don't

>>24926639
You own most Tony Hawks games

>>24926584
You auditionned to play in American Pie

>>24926576
You're don't like metalcore anymore

>>24926559
You once carved "Anthrax" in your arm and got called gay for it

>>24926508
You were good in school without even working and that's annoying

>>24926503
>You're under 18

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>>24926559
Smokes cigarettes

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>>24928515
Metal head
>>24928491
Ambitious, european, and you`ve had at least 4 boyfriends.
>>24928445
Funny and friendly
>>24928483
Likes to travel, chooses buds over girls.
>>24928343
Slacker, listens to MacDemarco or King Krule.

>>24928500
I'm into stuff that INVOLVES computers, but not computing lmoa. And i dunno what two door cinema club is.

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>>24928543
graduated from high school last year like to get drunk
>>24928523
want to create a youtube channel
>>24928515
metal head plays the bass on a local band of his hometown
>>24928491
(looking good as always) big fan of HP books and chai latte
>>24928483
smokes weed every day and work on something related to technology
>>24928464
has a strange taste for food

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>>24928565
You smoke weed and like to play guitar
>>24928543
You're a naive but opinionated person
>>24928523
Deep down you want to kill.
>>24928515
Don't exercise/eat healthy. Thinks society is doomed.
>>24928491
Not very smart and so act nice to compensate for it
>>24928464
Glad trump got elected
>>24928445
Have emotional/mental problems and to compensate eat too much and make jokes about everything
>>24928343
Rich enough kid who's had an easy life
>>24928143
Just a man making his way in the world. Likes drinking.
>>24927861
Look like a faggot/tryhard
>>24927860
Independent and your goal for now is enjoying life
>>24927834
Probs stupid :/ Cares way too much what people think. (nice body though bro)

>Me when I was skinhead
>I doubt people are going to get things right desu

>>24928515
Doesn't bother me

>>24928543
I listen to Mac but it's not my usual genre type
Just slacker styled

>>24928617
Complete opposite, very difficult life but it's getting better and I'm improving everything possible

>>24928617
tfw decide to smile in one pic because i usually look serious and people assume im naive and stupid

>>24928653
>Complete opposite, very difficult life but it's getting better and I'm improving everything possible
Goodluck man, haha I know that position very well.

>>24928657
>people assume im naive and stupid
Are you naive and stupid?

>>24928617
russian, likes alcohol
>>24928565
easygoing, friendly, like music
>>24928543
scandinavian
>>24928523
country life

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>>24928617
Plays Magic: The Gathering, is convinced chinstraps are what ladies are into.
>>24928565
Was in a band once, has excellent personal hygiene.
>>24928543
Might be a wizard?
>>24928523
Has opinions that he considers facts
>>24928515
Drinks socially and talks friends out of doing hard drugs.
>>24928491
Spends half of allotted spending money on LUSH products
>>24928483
Farts often but never takes ownership.

>>24928617
>Glad trump got elected
WOW, friend!!! That's actually a really good comparison, because I'm part of a Students for Trump group at my university and L I T E R A L L Y I went to an awesome fucking party on inauguration day where we all got drunk and it was....it was....it was....pretty amazing. B)

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>>24928445
you like to hang out and shopping

>>24928464
smiles a lot :)

>>24928483
has girlfriends but it doesnt last much

>>24928491
has a cool degree

>>24928515
passes saturday nights drinking beer with friends and talk politics

>>24928523
he's the guy who is too nice to have a gf. romantic but friendzoned often.

>>24928543
he's the fashion kid of his group

>>24928617
he's a viking descendant

>>24928895
likes hiking during week ends.
also, handsome!

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>>24928565
Looks like some sort of ladies man. Really average guy

>>24928617
You look like connor Mcgregor kek. Also, you look like a honest fella

>>24928895
You look like you enjoy outdoor activities as well as sports

>>24929026
Looks like a chill woman. You have some sort of mature look

>>24929026
post moar so i can creep

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>>24929118
You look kinda awkward
>>24929026
Fun to be around, invited to all the good parties.
>>24928895
Serious and bored of life
>>24928617
Nerd
>>24928565
Enjoys long walks in the woods, bit of a loner

>>24926503
samefag

>>24919993

>>24928143
Looking for more assumptions rates

>>24929239
pretty :)

>>24929239
you pass many nights on Omagle
>>24929118
the guy that you always find at parties
>>24929026
hates coffee drinkers
>>24928895
a lot into military stuff

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>>24929239
probably vegan but she doesn't eat much
>>24929118
funny guy you always have a blast with him
>>24929026
smokes weed and love natural stuff
>>24928895
loves to get into bar fights
>>24928617
the strange guy that stalks to his neighbors
>>24928565
get laid with girls is not a problem to him
>>24928543
a bit gay deep inside on his heart
>>24928523
doesn't know how to drive a manual transmission car
>>24928515
owner of a swapmeet store

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>>24926503
Hates capitalism
>>24926508
Says bro unironically
>>24926559
Hates smokin
>>24926576
Smells like drugs you can't identify
>>24926584
(photo wont enlarge) regrettible past involving AFI
>>24926608
Argues over decline of animation quality in the shrek films
>>24926639
You talk about anime too much
>>24926648
Scotland yard
>>24926649
Does a good deniro impression
>>24926655
Calls people a ho a lot like ken jeong
>>24926671
Struggles to keep consistency in holding doors for others
>>24927100
Least favorite batman rogue is two face
>>24927200
Hates ed sheeran
>>24927261
Is suffocating from friendship
>>24927272
Knows whol script to pootie tang
>>24927366
Liked the sequel to scary movie more than original
>>24927470
Hates sprite for no reason
>>24927484
Can't remember the name of milkshake next to the hillhouse
>>24927834
Liked the original spiderman films more than he wants to admit
>>24927860
Thinks the one light skin black guy on law and order has mediocre acting skills
>>24927861
Cried when wisdom teeth were removed
>>24928143
Does a sick fucking hardy bane impression
>>24928343
(cant enlarge) killd mfrs in the wilderness in os rs
>>24928445
Is thicc (positively)
>>24928464
WAnts to have an english accent
>>24928483
Hatesthewindowseatonplanes
>>24928491
Ironically likes dunkin more than Starbucks
>>24928515
Is a gospel singer at local church
>>24928523
Hates ben foster
>>24928543
Has seen celebrites and insulted them in person
>>24928565
Likes the original xmen trilogy
>>24928617
Cusses funny
>>24928895
Keeps strict count of how many arguments he has won or lost
>>24929118
Good jerry seinfeld exression.
>>24929239
Likes early 60s music

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>>24929375
Not you
>>24929239
not you I'd guess
>>24929118
Could really handle is liquor 6
>>24928895
Military 6 or 7
>>24928617
Lord of cringe 5
>>24928565
Loves weed and slays 7
>>24928543
Lowkey gay but a solid 7.5
>>24928515
owns a motorcycle 5

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>>24928876
>russian, likes alcohol
>Irish, doesn't drink

>>24928895
>Plays Magic: The Gathering, is convinced chinstraps are what ladies are into.
Nope. Wtf is a chinstrap? The face-fuzz? I'm just a lazy cunt lol
>you
(Wtf do you get your eyebrows done?)
Meh, you look a bit boring, maybe take yourself too seriously.

>>24929009
lol

>>24929118
I am indeed an honest fella, maybe too honest (an asshole sometimes).
>you
You look cool. Don't take life to seriously, enjoy spending time with your friends.

>>24929239
Nope. I'm smart if that's what you mean but I've got killer social skills.
>You
Skinny-fat ex-hoe? Kek you look a bit dead inside.

>>24929377
Yeah I say "Reh-tahrded"
Plus I have a half irish-half english accent so everything I say sounds a bit weird.

>>24929375
Strange? yeah
Stalks my neighbors? no, not that kind of strange
>you
Felt like you were dealt a crap hand in life

>>24929445
Kek
>pic 4 u faggeutte

>>24928491
That's actually rly true
>>24927470
Thx mate you look like a nice dude

doesnt this make you think about how first impression is wrong most of the times?

>>24930589
from that girl with the tea glass

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Am I fuckable?

>>24930609
Very, would fuck you

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>>24930623
Um wow. Thank you! You're making me really wet to be honest.

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>>24930636
Can we just chat here? I'm scared to give out too much personal info. How would u fuck me? How would u make me cum?

>>24930645
holy shit this isn't the place to do this

>>24930661
You think she's real?

this be a troll post

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>>24930780
Rides a scooter

>>24929445
>>24928543
hahah why does everyone allways asume im gay, i mean, im not saying im the straightest person out there, but its like every time haahah

>>24930865
one of very few photos of guys I enjoyed wathing. That's actually a hilarious photo

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>>24929583
you look like a cool school teacher
>>24929445
you look like your family has money but you wanna make your own way and not depend on them
>>24929377
you look like i should avoid you
>>24929375
you look like a gym person