from /lit/ with love

waiting for you

i thought i would never find you again

>that pic
you should clear your browser hist NOW

i almost wrote you a song kek

>>24920414
told you i'm stuck here

>>24920416
why just almost? and what was it about?

>>24920415
b-but, i did?

>>24920419
that's a good boy

we don't want your wife to question your sexuality

>>24920417
i've been trying to find you
i kept the last thread alive for a while and it got archived

a song about a lot of guitar noise, of course

>>24920421
she can't read english
she doesn't really care either

>>24920422
that's cute. i actually wasn't on for a while. how strange... i still appreciate it

sure, what else kek

so, how have you been sweetypie?

>>24920425
welp... that's - unexpected

about your sexual orientation?

>>24920428
>about your sexual orientation?
you have a dick?

btw, i can confirm the assumptions about the female hormonal cycle. i'm deeply "in heat" right fucking NOW

>>24920432
kek
no... i mean when she sees what kind of pics you have saved

>op pic related

>>24920427
you can see me make a fool of myself
and i also put some music >>24908312

>>24920435
holy shit
how long does it last?
are you alone?

Is this thread just for the two of you? Why don't you take it to /lit/, or get in direct contact. Wouldn't it be better?

>>24920436
i have billions of pics saved desu
this one would make a great metal album cover btw

>>24920438
holy guacamoly... i'm so going to read that

and you have kids! that's really cute... i have a son myself. he's almost 6

>>24920439
about 5 days i'd say. no, i'm not... are you?

>>24920441
if you have something to contribute, feel free to do so

it would rightfully get deleted on lit and i like to keep this to 4chan

>>24920447
well, then it prob wonmt attract too mich attention between all the others

an ironic one?

>>24920451
i'd like to keep this here. it's confy and the fact that others can read it is exciting

i'm going to read trough our last thread and answer to your posts

>>24920441
problem, officer?

>>24920450
metal and romance are eerily similar

>>24920458
ok
it's just getting on my nerves when i can't reach you
(i deleted the post because i didn't notice it was somebody else kek)
maybe we can work out some kind of schedule?
or adopt some messenger pigeons?

>>24920463
>metal and romance are eerily similar

elaborate...

well, the story of the hot mom on the playground rang a bell. i do that too...
i just never realized men know

i've also been in the "intellectual" thread. quiet a ride

also, dick everhard? you being sarcastic?

>nazi amazon lesbians in scuba gear
would read

my day job is taking care of and teach disabled kids. what's yours?

why did you feel like shit?

>>24920448
I don't even know what this thread is about in all honesty.

True, it does look like it has no relation to that board.

I just got curious since it was mainly you two, if you're still the same people. I'll just sit back and read the thread since I don't have much to do right now. I apologize for butting in.
>>24920451
I just met you though...
>>24920463
Do you have a license or authorization for these threads?

Just kidding, like I said in the reply to the woman(?), merely curious tis all

Have a nice day anons!

>>24920472
it adds to the mistery... i like the chase

i'm mostly on in the evening on weekdays. what about you?

what messenger pigeons? we need to work out secret code

>>24920478
it's just a thread about two strangers basking in sexual tension

get yourself comfy, anon

also, tell me about when you wuickly fucked your wife between working on your book. i'm strangely interested in other people's sex lifes...

>>24920478
have a seat, i'll get you a drink

>>24920474
>>24920481
>>24920483
>>24920487
kek
that's a shitload of questions, honey
working on it
also, were you in the slut thread on /soc/?
i was wondering

>>24920494
i can be patient. i'm also going to take a shower now and after that, take a walk to the bakery. so take your time. i'll be back

and no, i wasn't

>>24920474
>metal and romance are eerily similar
well look at the muscular dude in a manly pose with his long flowing hair
the girl is more the romantic/slightly gothic kind it seems
in any case, i'd call both metal and romance novels escapist pop culture for sensitive loners

>the story of the hot mom on the playground rang a bell. i do that too...
>i just never realized men know
i'm not sure 'men know' they're not the most sensitive desu (please keep doing it)

>also, dick everhard? you being sarcastic?
always? never? i'm not sure anymore with all that new-anti-post-ironic-sincerity thing going on... let's say i do my best to be honest

>nazi amazon lesbians in scuba gear
>would read
fuck yeah
what do you usually read?
would you be my beta tester/proofreader/partner in crime?


>my day job is taking care of and teach disabled kids. what's yours?
that's super cute!
i used to work in education also (and tourism, culture, entertainment, translation, delivery, mechanic, you name it...)
i've been away for years (asia) and right now, i'm back here, and planning to get some new project going in a cool farm in the woods

>why did you feel like shit?
that's the drawback for being empathetic, sensitive and oversexed i guess
that was quite the hormone rollercoaster
(plz don't break my heart ;_;)

>>24920481
>it adds to the mistery... i like the chase
of course you do
(i read that as 'it adds to the misery'... which sounded about right)

>i'm mostly on in the evening on weekdays. >what about you?
it varies greatly desu
i literally spent days shitposting, with short bursts of intense whatever the fuck i have to do, all at the same time but of course not at the same place

>what messenger pigeons? we need to work out secret code
what we need would be ravens like in got
or a batphone?
or a light at the window like in x-files?
whatever you want desu
i need you in my life

>>24920483
>it's just a thread about two strangers basking in sexual tension
time for a shower

>>24920487
>tell me about when you quickly fucked your wife
well, what do you want to know?
i wanted to fuck (mostly because of you)
she doesn't have a huge sex drive, but she's petite and submissive and if i need her i insist and in the end it's okay
she always make me hard
the sex with her is pretty vanilla but awesome when in the end she wants it
i love her

>>24920497
>i'm also going to take a shower now and after that, take a walk to the bakery.
i have to go get my daughter at her friend's place

>and no, i wasn't
and now you are:

Classic Slut Thread, with all the bells and whistles

>Age:
>Location:
>Relationship status:
>Age you lost your virginity:
>Guys fucked (if you keep track):
>Dicks sucked:
>Girls Fucked:
>Favorite place to have cum:
>Oldest guy fucked:
>Youngest guy fucked:
>Anal?
>Biggest dick, details and story?
>Smallest dick, details and story?
>Every had sex in public?
>Every had sex with a boss, teacher, friend's parent, etc.? Details please
>Favorite kinks/fetishes
>Sluttiest moment? Details please
>Hard or easy for you to orgasm?
>Have you ever cheated on a partner? Did they find out?
>Well-known as a slut or a secret slut?
>Ever feel bad for being a slut?

see you babe

>>24920536
>escapist pop culture for sensitive loners
wanna elaborate how it happened that you're married and still consider yourself a loner?

i'd love to be your partner in crime! but be warned... i can be brutaly honest and i have a clear picture of what i like and dislike. don't want to hurt your feels babe

it's tricky with me and reading. i've read like a maniac all trough cildhood and adolescence. then i stopped because i was busy with having a baby. after that, i never found my entry to fiction again. it seemed pointless and a waste of time. now i'm desperately chasing after a book that can suck me in again since i loved to escape reality trough reading. what about you?
ofc i gave some memes try. i'm currently actually reading beyond good and evil, kek

what have you been doing in asia?


i honestly can't promise you but i will try my best

>>24920561

>Age:
28
>Location:
ch
>Relationship status:
married
>Age you lost your virginity:
12
>Guys fucked (if you keep track):
14
>Dicks sucked:
16
>Girls Fucked:
1
>Favorite place to have cum:
deep inside me
>Oldest guy fucked:
36 (i was 21 then)
>Youngest guy fucked:
21 (was 27)
>Anal? yes please
>Biggest dick, details and story?
my husband with about 8". if you want details/stories, ask away
>Smallest dick, details and story?
i don't think i ever came across a truly small dick. maybe 6"? i don't really know
>Every had sex in public?
yeah, i love it
>Every had sex with a boss, teacher, friend's parent, etc.?
no
>Favorite kinks/fetishes
femdom, public
>Sluttiest moment?
i once sucked someones cock for money
>Hard or easy for you to orgasm?
depends on my hormonal status
>Have you ever cheated on a partner?
no
>Well-known as a slut or a secret slut?
kind of had a reputation as a teen but no longer
>Ever feel bad for being a slut?
yeah, but not terribly

now it's your turn

>>24920562
>wanna elaborate how it happened that you're married and still consider yourself a loner?
never said i like metal and/or romance [spoiler]i do though[/spoiler]
in the end, everybody is alone
always

>i'd love to be your partner in crime! but be warned... i can be brutaly honest and i have a clear picture of what i like and dislike. don't want to hurt your feels babe
perfect!
deal.

>i've read like a maniac all trough cildhood and adolescence.
same

>then i stopped because i was busy with having a baby.
more or less same

>never found my entry to fiction again. it seemed pointless and a waste of time.
same

>now i'm desperately chasing after a book that can suck me in again since i loved to escape reality trough reading. what about you?
same
that's also why i started to 'write'

>reading beyond good and evil, kek
pretty cool

>what have you been doing in asia?
escapism i guess?

>>24920406
is he fucking her in the armpit?

>>24920658
one can only hope

>>24920562

here is a list of books for when you're fed up with books, cutie pie :

-Ficciones: Jorge Luis Borges

-The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists: Neil Strauss (severely underrated)

-The Tao Te Ching, my favorite version being from the 'Bibliothèque de la Pléiade'
(you read French of course?)

-The I Ching, or Classic of Changes (this one is fun to check online: http://www.ichingonline.net/)

-Histoire d'O: Anne Cécile Desclos alias Pauline Réage (1954):
here is a French pdf:
http://biblioteka.kijowski.pl/reage%20pauline/histoire_d'o.pdf

maybe also:
-Pimp: The Story of My Life: Iceberg Slim (1967)

-The Thin Man by Dashiell Hammett (1934)

extra random dump of information
(which could be of interest if indeed we are to work together)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chakra

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_and_animus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_(psychology)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_unconscious

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hero_with_a_Thousand_Faces

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffrey_Miller_(psychologist)

ftp://ftp.repec.org/opt/ReDIF/RePEc/els/esrcls/displfin.pdf

have fun

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i think i just found us some real classy noms de guerre, darling

are you still around?

>>24921449
reporting in, Miss Kitty

ready for action

>>24921379
classy af

>>24921332
guess i have some work to do

>>24920608
>in the end, everybody is alone
always
ofc. but there^s a difference between being alone and being lonely

>deal
wanna show me what you already have?

>that's also why i started to 'write'
I've gone trough the same but figured that i can^t write fiction since i can^t see the point in it anymore and i really don't think i have enough knowledge to write non-fiction. guess my talents are elsewehere

>escapism i guess?
how does one finance a trip to asia just for "escapism" reasons?

>>24920658
hope dies last

>>24921296
oooh well. which one first?

>>24921455
ready for duty, mr x

please go and contribute to my other thread, Miss Kitty
romance needs you!
don't abandon romance in its direst hour of need ffs!

>>24921475
kek
the one on lit?
lemme check

first i need to renew my pass. fucking cool down

>>24921474
Dr X
Doc-tor
fucking females, i swear to god

>>24921482
terribly sorry but titles don't impress me greatly

i like to keep this informal and intimate

>wanna show me what you already have?
terabytes!
i get a fucking headache just trying to sort all this shit out (that's where you come into play)

>I've gone trough the same but figured that i can^t write fiction since i can^t see the point in it anymore and i really don't think i have enough knowledge to write non-fiction.
i went the same way, mostly
i just followed the trusted and foolproof principle of 'know thyself' aka 'just n urself lol'
from there, and through intense periods of transcendental meditation, i endeavoured to emulate the examples of lovecraft (in it's dreamlands cycle) and david lynch's works

>how does one finance a trip to asia just for "escapism" reasons?
well, the usual: drug trafficking, arms trade, the occasional blackmail or extorsion
and money laundering

>guess my talents are elsewehere
well done, Miss Kitty, i've got a boner once again

>which one first?
1/read the Tao Te King
2/compare all available translations
3????
4/profit

the, Histoire d'O (you read french, right?)
this one is pretty kinky

>>24921503
shut up with this nonsense!

we need to keep this formal and professional ffs!

hey? are you done fucking your husband?

>>24921547
*then

>>24921568
yup, he just left...

actually, at one point today i was writing here whilst he ate me out/fucked me.
we like to do that, fuck each other whilst the other does something else

>>24921555
if you insist... DR x

>>24921547
damint, i was amost done with my answer and then accidentially closed the tab

weeeell, here we go again

why do you make this so complicated? why terabytes?
this might proove problematic since i am a very minimalistic person, especially with books. i don't like unecessary words, sentences, plot twists and protagonists. let's see what happens when our worlds colide.

> i've got a boner once again
argh! you discovered my secret power...

>the, Histoire d'O (you read french, right?)
this one is pretty kinky
i actually wanted to get my french out again. it got pretty rusty... thought about reading something in french but opted more for proust. some erotic lit might be a good start too.

btw

you still owe me the slut questionary...

>>24921503
doctor is my first name btw

The old are kind
But the young are hot
Love may be blind
But desire is not

>>24921584
doctor who?

>>24921592
now we need to etablish where "old" begins

>>24921593
X

>>24921594
it's more like a state of mind

>>24921583
>actually, at one point today i was writing here whilst he ate me out/fucked me.
>we like to do that, fuck each other whilst the other does something else
well done

>if you insist... DR x
Dr X
let's keep it simple
you can call me doc

>why do you make this so complicated? why terabytes?
it started as a collage of sort, so i made a lot of thematic copypastas in order to then be able to edit out everything unnecessary
the plan was to not write a single line
at the same time, i had a similar approach concerning the visual aspect (a shitload of reference pictures attributed to characters, locations, vehicles, buildings)
i wanted to build a little world
think roleplaying game
so most characters have their picture, the locations where the action takes place are also represented, and so on)

>i am a very minimalistic person, especially with books. i don't like unecessary words, sentences, plot twists and protagonists. let's see what happens when our worlds colide.
precisely
that's why i need you
i spent months on a first chapter, tu cut everything down to something like a dozen pages

btw, it became a text for some music here:
https://site.douban.com/postpunkfreejazz/

this thread needs an update on what happens between your thighs

Fräulein Kätzchen?
Was machen Sie?

>>24921668
currently i'm getting ready for bed so not much. how about your's?

>>24921603
ah... convenient

>>24921635
do you also write shorter and less elaborated stuff? iow, can you actually write good or do you just accumulate masses of informations?
it seems to me like you are overdoing it a bit... don't you think taking it down a notch and instead actually bringing this to an end is a saner approach? do you enjoy it or imhas it become more of a chore to you because you sound exhausted when talking about it...

>>24921721
>it become more of a chore to you because you sound exhausted when talking about it...
that's why i left the whole thing away for a (long) while
this whole affair still haunts me, though
i think the time will be right soon for a different approach
like telling you the story from memory, or something

>>24921635
>http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fsite.douban.com%2Fpostpunkfreejazz%2F

why is this so comfy...?

also, i can't write for shit
especially in english
and french is so passé

>>24921751
>why is this so comfy...?
because i am a musical genius?

>Age:
no need to remind me
>Location:
you know
>Relationship status:
you also know
>Age you lost your virginity:
17
>Guys fucked (if you keep track):
0
>Dicks sucked:
0
>Girls Fucked:
7 (somehow i managed to turn down quite a few opportunities, though)
>Favorite place to have cum:
an underground parking
>Oldest guy fucked:
????
>Youngest guy fucked:
????
>Anal?
yes please?
>Biggest dick, details and story?
mine, i guess?
>Smallest dick, details and story?
also mine?
>Ever had sex in public?
yeah, i love it
>Ever had sex with a boss, teacher, friend's parent, etc.?
no (went close with some students though)
>Favorite kinks/fetishes
femdom, public, voyeurism, humiliation, crazy jav
>Sluttiest moment?
receiving a blowjob in a public park?
>Hard or easy for you to orgasm?
i need love
>Have you ever cheated on a partner?
no (that was not easy, though)
>Well-known as a slut or a secret slut?
people sometimes think i'm a womanizer because i prefer to hang out with females and they usually also like me
>Ever feel bad for being a slut
am i a slut?

>>24921751
i can send you my double album and t-shirts if you want desu

>>24921750
>telling you the story from memory

see, i have a tricky relationship with fiction. the only valid reason for it's existence, in my opinion, is to provide it's readers woth a comfy escape. that includes, atleast in my mind, to not overwhelm a reader with huge constructs and unnecessarily elaborated "worlds". take lotr for example. (note, i haven't read all the books...).
it is hugely complex with a mirriade of characters, invented worlds/places, languages, species, loads of cities and so on. i guarante you that a lot of readers have dropped it st some point because it became too confusing. sure, some might have kept going. the ones that have a good attention span, memory and also the endurance to keep going. there aren't THAT many reader like this.

i prefer a book that tells a story fresh, uncluttered and straight forward. like you said: as if you'd tell me, keeping me up and hooked all night.

you need to mesmerize the reader. suck him in. not give him a headache. asoiaf is another example of an elaborated world. it works for a while. then it gets to huge. it looses it's appeal.
don't be like that.

>>24921756
well, that's not a good start for writing a book... have you thought about honing that skill first?

>>24921766
seems so. it's eerily beauitful. strange but very relaxing. like being on drugs

>>24921770
yeeeeeah... you could have changed guys to girls. duuuude

>prefer to hang out with females
red flag there. what's it about?

>>24921785
you just want to get my adress kek
tempting offer though

>>24921770
what's crazy jav?

>>24921770
>am i a slut?
ofc you are. and you love it

Both of you are retards who aren't part of normal society

>>24921811
i will believe you if you can point out exactly where you started to feel like we are retards

>keeping me up and hooked all night.
i'd love to do that

i'll try to find this first chapter tomorrow

i want it simple

it became complex because i wanted to go to the root of narration

i wanted to answer the question why do we tell stories?

i wanted to create something as strong as don quixote or one thousand and one nights

something to end the 20th century and start the third millenium desu

the way i see it, it's like training in kung fu for years and then one day win a fight in 4 seconds

i'm borderline crazy, tho

>>24921811
says the guy on 4chan

>>24921819
that reminds me of the story pf picasso and his napkin

goes something like that

>elderly picasso sits in a café
>doodles on napkin
>stuffs it in his pocket and wants to leave
>woman that was observing him asks if she can have the napkin. adds that she's willing to pay for it when she sees him hesitating
>he answers "sure, it'll cost you 20'000$"
>woman is shocked and asks him why since it took him about two mins to draw it
>he answers that it indeed took him 60 years to draw it

so, what have you come up with? why DO we tells stories?

>>24921841
but to add to that, this is why i wold tell you to start writing and stop gathering infos... you need to train the writer in you.

>>24921796
>well, that's not a good start for writing a book... have you thought about honing that skill first?
books are dead, honey
it's just a story
also Gesamtkunstwerk, baby

>seems so. it's eerily beauitful. strange but very relaxing. like being on drugs
i love you

>you could have changed guys to girls.
if only

>red flag there. what's it about?
men are mostly stupid imho
women as well, but at least they're nice to look at
and they smell good
mostly
why the red flag?

>you just want to get my adress kek
>tempting offer though
do it faggot
(i'd be dressed as the delivery guy)

>what's crazy jav?
japanese adult video
you don't know that?

>>24921841
>so, what have you come up with? why DO we tells stories?
the answer lies in dreams, i think

wanna watch something silly?

>>24921854
>also Gesamtkunstwerk, baby
you won't end the 20th century with that attitude...

>why the red flag?
because i'm a girl that goes way better with guys than with girls and it's because i am not a well adjusted person. i just don't work like girls should and that might not be a very good sign.
maybe it's because i'm overly sexual and i can only connect with people with sexual tension as a vehicle and since that won't work with females (in my case), i stick to guys. or nobody at all since being "friends with guys" usually leads to complete chaos.

>do it faggot
(i'd be dressed as the delivery guy)

kek
that would end in a sticky situation

>you don't know that?
i was more interested in the "crazy" part...

>>24921862
interesting idea... pls elaborate

>>24921870
always

>because i'm a girl that goes way better with guys than with girls and it's because i am not a well adjusted person. i just don't work like girls should and that might not be a very good sign.
>maybe it's because i'm overly sexual and i can only connect with people with sexual tension as a vehicle and since that won't work with females (in my case), i stick to guys. or nobody at all since being "friends with guys" usually leads to complete chaos.
female me, i am male you

>that would end in a sticky situation
you underestimate the power of my awkwardness, young padawan

>i was more interested in the "crazy" part...
oh, i see. lesbians who puke as they kiss and fuck. same with shit everywhere, and power rangers costumes. fuck powered racing cars. time stop. meteo girl bukkake. semen sauce everywhere. people fuck everywhere and nobody gives a shit. everyday life in japan with public toilet girls and stuff.

>>24921882
kek meet my family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgxHbJEjc9g

Schlafen Sie gut, mein Liebling
(i'll make a new thread here tomorrow if this one is down or archived)

>>24921908
>female me, i am male you
hello fellow insane being

>you underestimate the power of my awkwardness, young padawan
you underestimate the power of my sexual magnetism

i see. so, just regular jap porn.

>>24921914
have skipped a bit because i'm not going to watch half an hour. but that's damn cute, were those your daughters? and your wife? she's adorable. i see you really are into asians, kek
nice bed an tub you got there.
i would have prefered you to take of the mask but one can't be choosy

seems like you lead a cozy life.

>>24921937
gute nacht mein stern, träum süss

>>24921813
when you are other ignoring your real life partners to "cyber" with a stranger lol

>>24922108
strictly professional

>>24921956
no one cared who I was until I put on the mask

>>24922108
i'll give you that...

>>24923837
don't

>>24920600

you lost your virginity at 12 to a guy at least 10 years older than you?

>>24924391
nah, i was 12, he was 14.

>>24924550
hey, how was your day, sex magnet?

>>24924567
pretty good! i installed a swing for the little one. how was yours?

>>24924586
productive, for once
already home?

>>24924592
what did you produce?
yeah, i get off early. working in a school has it's merits

>>24924597
nothing of interest
administrative bullshit long overdue
is it also sunny where you are?

i really wonder what you look like
and i feel like a teenager
it's been a while
it's kind of scary
pretty good for my hormones levels tho
how are you dressed?
is your man coming home tonight?

i've been thinking
it's funny, how we met
it wouldn't have been possible not so long ago
i'm not even sure we would get along irl kek
and i still have no idea why i want to fuck you so bad
how does that even work?
i'm pretty sure i'm in the matrix and you're just a weird and elaborate piece of software desu

>>24924600
sight... i did that adminstrative stuff on saturday. was really necessary

it's already dark outside. today wasn't remarkably sunny. just your average cloudy day

>>24924607
i got a sneak peak of you. so i'm in a better position here
i usually dress very uncomplicated. itms necessary for work. we have dress codes (nothing too revealing and so on), it needs to be comfy and practical because yoo never know what will happen. so i mostly wear jeans, sneakers and depending on the weather, a pullover/hoodie/sweather. i like my clothes like my books. clean and uncluttered. i also mostly wear blue, white and sometimes purple. it goes well with my eyes, kek
if i dress up, i like to wear dresses. usually, they are rather minimalistic too. i own a few with some lace, but they are all solid black, white or blue.
depending the occasion, i pair them with some high heeled shoes and maybe even some jewelery if i'm feeling fancy.
i don't wear makeup. if i do, it's just mascara and a tinted lip balm. i used to do full makeup with all the shabang but i guess i've grown out of it.
i wear my hair open about 90% of the time. i sometimes do a braid or pic related when we are cooking or working with machines with the kids.
what about you?

no, he's only home on the weekends.

>>24924617
maybe we would have sensed the sexual tension but chosen to ignore it since it would be too dangerous to give in to it irl.
then we would have decided to not get to interested in each other since it might lead to unreasonably big intimacy and discovery of similarities, which might prove difficult too.
praise the internet. i guess.

plus i'm a sex magnet, don't forget that.

actually, i could tell you what makes you want to fuck me, but it would probably kill the electricity between us. your choice

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>>24924649
well, well
would you look at that

i forgot the pic

>>24924649
what part of your body are you the most proud of?
what would you change?

>>24924660
>plus i'm a sex magnet, don't forget that
how's that?

>actually, i could tell you what makes you want to fuck me, but it would probably kill the electricity between us. your choice
go for it
for research purpose
i'll be strong
(what doesn't kill you makes you stronger)

>>24924667
i do like my eyes and my hair. and my boobs... they're awesome
i have some very annoying chicken skin on my upper arms. i hate it with a passion, kek
what do you like/dislike about your body?

>>24924678
>how's that?
i have a strong tendency to sexualize EVERYTHING. guess it's my way of being mad

being online for too long made me analyze what i do that has this exact effect.
it's a combination of not making you shoulder the whole conversation, not shutting down your innuendos and openly displaying (sexual) desire and interest in you as a person.
another part is that i'm not trying to appear more "perfect" than i am. perfection, especially artificial, is a sure fire way to keep people away.
it screams insecurity and insecurity switches on all the alarm bells in your vis-à-vis.

a powerfull mix that has yet to fail me...

>>24924708
>what do you like/dislike about your body?
i'm ok with it, mostly

>not making you shoulder the whole conversation, not shutting down your innuendos and openly displaying (sexual) desire and interest in you as a person.
why the fuck would you do that?

>another part is that i'm not trying to appear more "perfect" than i am.
pics or it didn't happen
do it faggot

(right now, i feel like you're my best friend (don't worry, i still want to fuck))

also:
is your husband ok with you having sex with a 21 yo when you where 27? or was he the 21yo? or where you not married at the time?

>>24924708
POAST BOOBZ

>>24924730
i don't give a shit about your boobs, desu
but i still would like to know how you look like

>>24924728
>why the fuck would you do that?
i don't know either. it just occured to me that most girls do exactly that...

>pics or it didn't happen
of what? my personality?

>my best friend
i like that. i like it a lot

kek. he was the 21yo. we're not married since a long time and he's 6 years younger than me. i was really reluctant when i first met him but at one point i just stopped giving a fuck about our age gap.

how old is your wife?

>>24924741
you would give a shit about them if you've seen them irl...

sorry to dissapoint, but i'm not going to plaster my face on here

>>24924742
>i don't know either. it just occured to me that most girls do exactly that...
maybe i should move to switzerland...

>of what? my personality?
OF COURSE NOT YOU SILLY DUMB COW
I WANT TO SEE HOW YOU LOOK LIKE FOR MASTURBATING PURPOSE
oops
sorry about that

>i like that. i like it a lot
i live to serve

>we're not married since a long time and he's 6 years younger than me. i was really reluctant when i first met him but at one point i just stopped giving a fuck about our age gap.
ok
so he's not your kid's father?

>how old is your wife?
older than me kek
we are crouching tiger & hidden dragon
she saved my life desu

>>24924769
i don't think this is a geographical issue

holy - calm your mammaries my son...
i can post some generic body pics of me if you're interested

nope, we're rocking a strong case of MYWIFESSON

how much older? bigger age than me and my husband?
how did she save your life?

>>24924745
>you would give a shit about them if you've seen them irl...
i prefer a firm tight ass
and legs

>sorry to dissapoint, but i'm not going to plaster my face on here
come on, do something
my youtube shit just got like 5 views
am i your best friend or what?
for research purpose!

>>24924780
*age gap

>>24924784
my ass is pretty fantastic too. it's just too far from my view to catch my attention often.

>my youtube shit just got like 5 views
wew, you are a star now! time to go into groupie-mode

>>24924780
>MYWIFESSON
kek
fucking cool guy all the way, isn't it?

>how much older? bigger age than me and my husband?
god no, i'm not a fucking gerontophiliac
are you crazy or what?
(well yes you are)
just check your chinese horoscope

how did she save your life?
no idea
i felt like had nothing worth living for anymore
and then she was there
feels good desu

>>24924790
>my ass is pretty fantastic too.
she says as my wife puts her foot on my thigh
life is worth living, i guess

>it's just too far from my view to catch my attention often.
what are you doing with your life?

>wew, you are a star now! time to go into groupie-mode
get in line, bitch

who's the father, btw?

did you read the books?
did you listen to the music?

i've got the feeling one day we'll meet irl
and we won't even fuck desu
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>>24924801
>cool guy all the way
the best.

oh come on... my mom is 17 years older than her husband.

>>24924805
are you a footfag?

>>24924813
some guy i dated for half a year. pretty unimpressive story

>>24924819
when? at work?

>>24924824
>i've got the feeling one day we'll meet irl
where does that come from...?

we probably won't. unless we would engage in a foursome

also attached a generic pic of my body to keep your imagination engaged

>>24924828
saved
you can delete

>>24924828
>we probably won't. unless we would engage in a foursome
plz don't split my wife in halves

>also attached a generic pic of my body to keep your imagination engaged
i want your blond hair and blue eyes

just post a pic of someone who looks like you desu

so, we'll never fuck? ;_;

>>24924848
>plz don't split my wife in halves
kek
it won't be gay if you say "no homo"

i could post a face pic but i will delete it again very fast.

unless it is in a kinky setting our spouses are involved in too, no

i will also demand a pic of you in return...

>>24924863
>unless it is in a kinky setting our spouses are involved in too, no
way to turn off the electricity
ids he jealous?

>i could post a face pic but i will delete it again very fast
plz

>unless it is in a kinky setting our spouses are involved in too, no
l'espoir fait vivre

>i will also demand a pic of you in return...
i don't have pics of me on this computer desu
come on, you already saw me naked in the bathroom

>>24924888
>turn off the electricity

you have no idea how electric this could be... dude... imagine us having dinner together, drinking a bit too much wine and then just go with whatever happens. in plain sight of everyone. how's that not exciting?
(i might have some exhibitionistic tendencies...)

yeah, but your FACE

i tried to find one that shows off my eyes and hair a bit, kek

you got 5 seconds

damn
where is all the sexual tension gone?
i want you back you sex magnet
i want to call you miss kitty
like one would say bitch
and you would say
'no problem, doc'
like i was a dentist
and you were the magician's assistant
for research purpose, of course

>>24924916
>you have no idea how electric this could be... dude... imagine us having dinner together, drinking a bit too much wine and then just go with whatever happens. in plain sight of everyone. how's that not exciting?
ok
let's do this

i tried to find one that shows off my eyes and hair a bit, kek
>you got 5 seconds
ok

i can wait until tomorrow, you know

>>24924943
>where is all the sexual tension gone?
i warned you... you asked for it

>let's do this
my husband needs some priming still
but we'll get there one day


did you catch the pic?

so,
after all that's been said and done
you don't like the thought of a complete stranger jerking off to you?

>>24924968
>did you catch the pic?
nope

is anybody here?

>>24924976
oh, that thought gets me really excited. especially if it would be you

>>24924980
i'll post it again then...

>>24924990
kek what?

>>24925000
i'm here...

boner operational

now give me your fucking address already so i can come and deliver my double album and some t-shirts and hot jizz
for great justice

you're really cute

is it ok if i'd like to jizz on your face, or what?

i liek your dick sucking lips
now i want to see your boobs desu

>>24925046
if it doesn't get in my eyes...

>>24925056
i do have some weird oral fixation, that's true

fuck it, this is extremely slutty already anyways

>>24925058
my post-modernism
is epistolary
i'm so avant-garde
i went full circle
i wind, i loop, i twist, i curl, i curve, i bend, i twine, i entwine, i snake, i solenoid,
i electromagnetic spectrum

one day i'll fuck you raw, miss kitty

>>24925058
>if it doesn't get in my eyes...
>i do have some weird oral fixation
why aren't you making a living out of this desu?
you're a natural, i swear

have you ever been on stage anywhere?

i was wondering
are you happy?

>>24925078
i'd love to feel your warm cum spurts inside me...

>>24925090
because i'm just an attentionwhore, not an actual whore.
yeah, i've been that slutty since puberty hit me. guess i've always had a hormonal overflow

just some small plays. nothing erotic though, kek

>>24925094
i'm very happy, yes

are you?

>>24925097
>i'd love to feel your warm cum spurts inside me...
holy shit
is that for real?
or you just like to use this power you have over me? my brain is full of fuck

>because i'm just an attentionwhore, not an actual whore.
really? you don't crave the real thing?

>yeah, i've been that slutty since puberty hit me. guess i've always had a hormonal overflow
god be praised

>ust some small plays. nothing erotic though, kek
i'd love to have you on stage with me desu
you're out of this world
(or maybe i'm just old?)

>>24925103
now i am
and horny
i really love you, you know?

you're cute! CUTE!

>>24925120
i told you deep inside me is the place i love cum the most, haven't i?

the real whore thing? no. i mean, the thought of having the possibility is exciting but i think i would regret it if i went trough with it in any way.

i used to wear WAY too short shorts without panties underneath and then "accidentially" flash some pussy to friends of my dad... let thos be a warning to you. watch your daughters. girls know what they are doing and they deliberately make use of the power they have. atleast the hormon ridden ones...

the thought of being on stage with you got me strangely aroused. i can imagine an adrenaline rush and then taking that backstage...

remember, old is just a state of mind

>>24925123
so am i...
i love you too, mighty dr x

>>24925135
i'm still waiting for my pic...

>>24925151
>i used to wear WAY too short shorts without panties underneath and then "accidentially" flash some pussy to friends of my dad... let thos be a warning to you. watch your daughters. girls know what they are doing and they deliberately make use of the power they have. atleast the hormon ridden ones...
holy shit
i need a machine gun

>the thought of being on stage with you got me strangely aroused. i can imagine an adrenaline rush and then taking that backstage...
you just never fucking stop, do you?

>so am i...
>i love you too, mighty dr x
my heart is melting desu

>>24925154
sorry, i can't right now

>>24925175
>i need a machine gun
or opt for a burka. desu i was 12... don't underestimate puberty

i told you about my "tendency" to sexualize everyhing, right?

i'm going to do a boob selfie now. just for you

do you post a lot on /lit/?
because i feel you should
i'm fed up with all these pretentious faggots and bitter hambeasts

>>24925193
>i'm going to do a boob selfie now. just for you
fuck yeah

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>>24925193
>desu i was 12... don't underestimate puberty
how can anybody on this earth resist 12yo you flashing her pussy?
ii would cut my toes for that

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>>24925216
you don't?
i was playing with fire for sure...

>>24925232
greentext time!

time to eat some cheese desu

>>24925240
>i'm 12, raging with hormones, probably ovulating for the first time or something
>had been masturbating like a maniac for days
>dad has male friends over
>it's one of those hot and lazy summer days
>it's starting to get late and they had a few beers too much
>i have been "sunbathing" in sight distance
>i even changed to wear the tightest and shortest shit i could get away with
>i can feel the glances
>my boobs had just started to grow, too, which was very exciting. it made me feel like a fertility goddess
>every night i would cup them to see if they had grown a bit
>at that time they nicely filled out my hands
>i purposefully haven't put on any panties and was wearing short jeans shorts. like, so short the part between my thighs wasn't wider than panties...
>i've occasionally changed position to grant a new view to my audience, which grew with the amount of beer drunken
>iwas also wearing a lose white shirt and when i was flaunting my ass, i'd secretly pinch my nipples to make them pierce trough the shirt
>mom asks me to get some more drinks from the basement
>i see an opportunity to get closer to my target group
>be unnecessarily touchy and initiate "accidential" body contact
>can clearly see boners popping
>go take a cold shower and press the showerhead on my clit till i cum with shaking legs, thinking about those rsging cocks filling my holes

i swear to god, my parents still thought i was merely a child. don't make the same mitake

>>24925285
damn
i am speechless
btw, i had some really disconcerting experiences as a teacher with some 13 yo or something
i really was not prepared for that kek

ok time to take care of my wife
bis morgen mein schatz

>>24925344
adults greatly underestimate how soon girls hit puberty...

>>24925353
have fun :)
sleep well