Rate/assumptions thread uwu <3
>>24913413
you don't train legs is my assumption lmao
decent dyel bod tho, 7/10, could be an 8 with decent hair
>>24914157
9/10 legs
4/10 face
>>24914160
I STRONGLY disagree
>>24913413
>you like dragonballz
>5/10
>>24914157
>you are a cocky, chad type
>3/10
>>24913413
6, thinks he can get girls by just being in shape
>>24914157
7, same as above
>>24915622
8, often drinks wine in evenings
>>24915630
>8/10
>Look like you are super judgmental and shallow
>>24915630
6, probably is an avid fan of buzz feed
>>24914157
>5/10
>i assume you are Chris Pratt's meth addicted little brother
>>24913413
it's the fash man
>>24913413
likes old movies
>>24914157
participates in Triathlon
>>24915622
spontaneous
>>24915630
perfectionist
>>24915658
le nice guy type
>>24915662
rebellious
>>24915662
weird request but can I have a picture of your jacket
>>24913413
fag
>>24915970
7.5 daddy issues
>>24915662
7 chav
>>24915630
8 photographer
>>24915622
7.5 works at a restaurant
>>24915658
7 average joe
>>24914157
7 /fit/izen
>>24913413
lol
>>24913413
bullied as a kid.
>>24914157
has homoerotic fantasies he never gets to act out.
>>24915622
hasn't read a book for enjoyment since middle school.
>>24915630
likes one direction. awfully basic and dull.
>>24915658
really cool dude and a loyal friend. short.
>>24915662
raised in a dysfunctional family. doesn't get along with his folks.
>>24915970
played way too much maple story in middle/high school. religiously follows youtube celebs.
>>24916063
balding. emo music as a guilty pleasure.
>>24915658
cool dude, would make a good friend
>>24915662
does drugs to be cool
>>24915970
watches alot of anime
>>24916063
sometimes has a gay fantasy
>>24916107
likes drinking coffee
>>24915970
Very
>>24916063
What is a chav
>>24916107
Nailed it.
>>24913413
7/10 nice body, probably an outdoorsman
>>24914157
6.5/10 is lowkey gay
>>24915622
is kind of crazy 7/10
>>24915630
uses too many filters, 7/10
>>24915658
really nice person, 7/10
>>24915662
6/10 works at a gas station
>>24915970
too much makeup, 6/10
>>24916063
7.5/10 modest and kind
5/10 but knows how to talk to girls
>>24916139
6.5/10, superb artist
>inb4 autistic
plsno bully :)
>>24916139
I'd do such weird things to you : D
>>24916244
I'm way too lazy anon but it green and has a lot of buttons and zippers and a strap
>>24913413
looks kinda photo shopped but 6.5/10 >>24914157
7/10
>>24915622
6/10
>>24915630
10/10
>>24915658
I wanna go drinking with you
>>24915662
you too if ya drop the macho act we could get drunk together also 8/10
>>24915970
10/10 surprise rocker I would say , would hit up a local show or two
>>24916063
7/10 lets get high kinda dude
>>24916107
7/10 my Frenchman
Rate it up
>>24916242
>: O
>>24916265
do you want exacts or
>>24916248
excuse me? don't be Iazy
>>24916264
I can't teII how oId you are
>>24916294
>>24916264
I'm 21
(current pic here)
>>24916294
lmao yea y not
>>24916309
haircut and a shave and you'd look much better!
: )
>>24916310
you, in this, basically! : )
>>24916327
o shit lmfao
>>24916333
you game dude? we can eat pizza and pIay video games and go white rafting too.
>>24916349
that dosnt look very comfy
>>24916362
it is
>>24916107
I hate pop music, I used to play bass myself
>>24916362
do have contact info?
ayy bitches
>>24916264
harris the columbine school shooter 5
>>24916309
very friendly guy
5
>>24916221
has crazy guitar skills
5
>>24916063
7
Mr Robot fan
>>24915622
6
has 2 kids
>>24914157
>Throw in some more calve work
>>24915622
Hott
>>24916309
Stop drinking, and go to the gym
>>24913413
Faggot
>>24914157
Asshole with supressed homosexuality
>>24915622
Bitch
>>24915630
Bitch
>>24915658
Friendly fella
>>24915662
Semi-based meme kid probably into sadboys shit
>>24915970
"im so unique and cute :3"
>>24916063
Average normal dude
>>24916107
Arrogant faggot
>>24916139
Based dude
>>24916221
Nice dude
>>24916264
Based dude
>>24917129
Nice dude
>>24917666
Nice dude
>>24918231
You look like the kind of girl I assume is 30 but is actually 22.
>>24918398
Why are you here?
>>24917129
Is here for the shits, not even the giggles
5
>>24917666
6
Wants tickets to the next megadeth concert
>>24918231
7
Wondering why she hasn't found her monster
>>24918385
7
Is computer savvy for his job but not for anything else
>>24918398
6.5
Has her states largest beanie baby collection.
>>24918398
r u a tumblr sjw
Also 7 you're pretty cute, like the whole no makeup thing
>>24918426
no, i hate sjws
also why would a narcissistic tumblr sjw come on a 4chan rate thread for self-validation?
that's like a vegan coming into a five guys because she was hungry for a big-ass burger.
>>24917666
I just saw you on /fit/ lol, look better with beard bro
>>24918398
Unironically wear grandma clothes
Would smash tho/10
>>24918417
Eat 2 carrots daily and tan entire body with sun
>>24916264
Nice guy/10
>>24914157
Fell for SS
>>24916107
Comes to class smelling like smoke
>>24918437
>works at an electronics store
That sounds shitty, want to come be my live-in domestic slave gf instead?
>>24918437
are you socially awkward?
>>24918437
Likes to do drugs - 7/10
>>24918417
Gives literally no fucks - 4/10
>>24918385
has a good job - 5/10
>>24916309
Thinks his beard looks nice - 5.5/10
>>24916264
Is popular with girls - 7.5/10
>>24916221
Worries about his looks to the point of obsession - 5/10
>>24916139
Cool asf 7/10
>>24918465
I'd like to think I'm less of a shut-in weirdo than some other people I know. I have friends over to my place every now and then to watch 80s action and horror movies. I like getting drunk with friends and talking about video games. So idk, either I'm a lowkey normie or a high-functioning autist, take your pick.
>>24918447
Sounds hot, but nah. I like doing things with my life.
>>24918446
I like vintage clothes. Sue me
Also you look like one of those shitty "ridiculously photogenic" memes. 9/10
>>24915622
Looks alot worse IRL
>>24915630
FILTERS EVERYTHING
>>24916327
>>24916349
I would
>>24918231
Likes her burgers...
>>24918398
>>24918437
Should probebly add my kik
>>24918417
Russian
>>24918385
UPSIDEDOWNHEAD
>>24917666
sieg hail! rite guys
>>24916309
'This one time, on salvia...'
>>24916264
Used to mod a minecraft/garrys mode darkrp server
>>24916107
Italian WW2 sailor
>>24918478
What if you did things with your life but you also cooked me sausage in the morning? I'm an entrepreneur and I want an ambitious girl who wants to work with me on wacky business and tech ideas.
hi friends
>>24918499
You work in public radio or are a kindergarten teacher/10.
>>24918499
Quirky clothes designer that's been working on a portfolio for 3 months.
6.5
>>24918398
has never used conditioner ever
>>24918417
insecure when you go to the beach
>>24918446
yells at girlfriend in public
>>24918473
listens to the 1975
>>24918485
dude i dunno you're v average
>>24918513
Close lol, from fl and I'm a landscaper so tan from being outside all day.
>>24918447
>be my live-in domestic slave gf
I think she's going to be my build-a-pc-with-me gf instead bub
>>24918519
I think you're both contact fagging this shit up instead of making fun of how people look/10.
>>24918503
nah close tho i'm in school to be a social worker
>>24918507
thanks????
>>24918509
that life sounds cooler than mine
>>24918513
Phew! Was bracing for the worst there. So are you btw :^)
>>24918490
I would say "Nice Try".
>>24918485
I don't have a kik, sorry
>>24918519
On the nose. That actually sounds really fun and cute.
>>24915970
Really girly
>>24918519
>build-a-pc gf
You really need help building a PC? From a girl? Good luck having her properly connect shit to the mobo with her tiny weak little hands.
>>24918550
So you're kind of a bitch, then? Okay, nvm.
Everyone come show off please!
>>24918560
>has a very fragile sense of self that she tries bolster through social ties, 8/10
>>24918499
spends most of her free-time in her dorm watching netflicks, 6/10
>>24918485
is a low-key sneaker head, 7/10
>>24918560
hhnnnnggg
>>24918587
Needs to retone her makeup for the season. A college student studying something worthless
>>24918560
Not real/10
>>24918485
Fucked an underage girl once, but she 'consented' so its fine.
>>24918560
Her BF/Orbitor actually posed this
>>24918587
hour glass figure
>>24918560
Listens to pop punk 8/10
>>24918499
Likes to read to classic literature 5/10 (dickens, Dostoevsky etc.)
>>24918485
Still thinks call of duty is cool af 6/10
>>24918473
Plays hockey 6.5/10
>>24918446
Arab version of chad 9/10
>>24918437
Watches anime 6.5/10
>>24918417
A slav living in North America 6/10
>>24918385
An atheist, but not the fedora type atheist
>>24918231
Horror movies are your favorite genre of film 5.5/10
>>24918624
>Being this mad
>>24918627
Needs more sleep
Moved onto CS:GO m8 1v1 fite me
>>24918571
>You really need help building a PC? From a girl?
It's a cute idea for a first date. We'd move on to more interesting things like circuit design and 3d printing as time goes on if the chemistry is there.
>>24918646
>needs more sleep
That's actually pretty accurate desu, i moved on to cs:go as well, but barely have the time now. Otherwise I would totally rush B with you noob suka blyat'
>>24918651
>girls knowing anything about computer science
Heh. Good one, m8.
>>24914157
8
>>24915622
7.5
>>24915630
6
>>24915658
8
>>24915662
6
>>24916107
7
>>24916139
7.5
>>24916264
7.5
>>24916309
6.5
>>24918231
6
>>24918398
8
>>24918485
8
>>24918560
7
>>24918587
7
>>24918729
And I apparently don't know how to post a picture while on mobile.
>>24918729
are you jewish? and either way, snipped or uncut? tentatively assuming no/yes.
>>24918690
>insulting my future e-gf
What is this?!?!?! *do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Demonbane and Death Reaper* You want rude?! I'll give you rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bring down Demonbane on gaijin's head and begin slicing* TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Death Reaper* AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart* heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personel, kid.
>>24918739
I'm not Jewish at all actually...
>>24918743
What the heck did I just read with my own eyes?
>>24918761
gotcha. and as to the second (snipped) question?
>>24918785
I don't even know what that means.
>>24918690
I mean, I was in a cybersecurity team at my college. They had me make databases in SQL and teach a bunch of high school kids how to use python. I know it's not professional pentesting or anything, but it's not like im a moron.
>>24918800
circumcised lol!
>>24918802
>Damn, I tried to keep my mouth shut but figured I would say something
I'm in InfoSec, what is your background in now? Have you thought of making the switch? Have you thought about moving to another state for an analyst role?
Your name is not Rebeca is it?
>>24918831
Nice, I'd love to get into InfoSec myself. Right now I'm just a wage slave trying to finish college without taking out loans. I think I might join the USAF just to get the free college. I'd love to move to a bigger city and work in really any IT field, but I don't have really any professional certification or degree, so I'm kind of fucked when it comes to any company actually hiring me for that role.
No, it's not.
>>24918800
or were you scared away?
>>24918848
Just look at working and advancing, this comes with time and eventually you make it naturally, Never give up because the field is growing and they are hiring. Large roles, in Denver. Chicago, New york, Texas, Californina etc..
>Right now I'm just a wage slave
I did think this is kind of funny though, wage slave, well we are all technically wage slaves, when you climb the ladder you kind of start to see what really happens at these companies and between the meetings, promotions, and daily stress every job becomes one where you are a wage slave. Also, sounded like you do have some python experience, thats awesome and does come in handy when you need to "automate" many parts of your job. Keep at it, there are actually a large portion of women in the field and take pride in your job..
>>24918869
It's impossible to get your foot in the door though. I don't have the money for A+ or Network+ certification right now, let alone a basic AA. All I have is a GED and I can put the word "Cybersecurity Team" on my resume, but that isn't enough to actually get anyone to even give me a lowly IT position. I don't want to flip burgers for the rest of my life
Haha I wanna die
>>24918883
Fuck
Well here it goes
>It's impossible to get your foot in the door though
That is true, however, why focus on Cyber security right off the bat when you have no experience? It won't work that way, and being the engineer who used to do hiring at my company, newbie don't meet the interview criteria, and won't be getting an in person interview. Focus on starting in an actual IT, DEV, or Help desk role first and gradually move up, look, you look relatively young and might have a chance if you keep going and stay dedicated. You can move up in normal IT roles and eventually within a few years find yourself in an analyst role at an InfoSec company.
Also, would you be willing to share the state you live in?
>I don't have the money for A+ or Network+ certification right now
Goals, and priorities come first, save what you can and do it. Also, you don't need to have the money to just start studying, there are plenty of opportunities out there and you probably need to get dedicated. You will need to priotirze your needs, goals, and time every day to get there but it can be done, many of us have been there and some still are, but we kept moving and eventually found an awesome company/career.
>Are you connected in any way? Why not start working for contracts?
>What study material do you have?
Jobs
http://www.volt.com/jobs/index.aspx
http://www.dice.com/
http://www.teksystems.com/
http://www.directapps.com/Default.aspx
http://www.nelsonjobs.com/NelsonJobsHome/Home.aspx
http://www.projectleadership.net/
http://www.kforce.com/
http://www.monster.com/?disRe=true&re=nv_gh_monsterLogo_%2FAccount%2FApplyhistory.aspx_logo
http://www.indeed.com/
http://kellymitchell.com/
http://www.computerwork.com/us/en/IT-Jobs/
https://www.linkedin.com/
http://ueijobs.com/
http://www.internships.com/student/home
http://www.j4systems.com/service.html
http://www.roberthalf.com/technology/employers/it-staffing
http://systemsupstaff.com/index.html
>>24918914
Holy shit. Thanks, these resources are great! Means a lot to me
>>24918627
>>24918485
Do I really look Russian to you two? I'm 37.5% native American and bullshit caucasian shit, irish German etc.
>>24918780
Advanced shitposting
>>24918989
I lived in Russian.
You don't.
>>24918998
That's what I'm saying lol no Russian at all.
I do have an appreciation for vodka however
bump, where is everyone tonight
>>24916139
Hottest guy in this thread
>>24918802
>>24918848
>says she's not a moron
>doesn't want to be my domestic & sex slave while pursuing fun online/tech entrepreneurship with me
>would rather work in literal customer service wage slave hell
Clearly you are a moron.
>>24918802
>Cybersecurity team
>Python
>SQL
Typical /neet/
>>24915658
aa 8/10 youre a qt. you look like you enjoy baking
>>24915662
5, trys to act tough, not actually tough
>>24915970
6.5, very into fashion
>>24916107
6, look like you play violin
>>24916309
5, plays warcraft
>>24918398
6, likes to draw
>>24918473
6, played soccer in high school
>>24918499
6.5, frequents Lush
>>24919401
5+ (pictures kinda bad quality) thinks snowpiecer was a good movie
>>24921180
9, looks cute
>>24919401
8, handsome
>>24913413
10, Very good body
>Bump