This thread is for all the tinder warriors out there. Get in

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Ill be your general.
Let us get many dates and sex all the women.

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I have restarted my profile tonight. I last tapped out with 158 matches but i had bad photos for a while

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The tinder social cockblock. Aka the gay guy. When he cannot get what he wants he gets mad and turns on you
Will have to get by this gains goblin to get to the prize
But you cant be a dick because he is friends with the girls and they wont like it

>>24878726
>>24878727
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>>24878747
Aren't you a virgin with parkinsons?

>>24878749
Yeah wanna take mine?

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i've changed the 5-6 pic those are the news what do u think about? i need anypic outside and doing sport funny things maybe

>>24878757
Delete pic 4 asap

>>24878757
Your photos all flow nicely together until number 4

>>24878764
>>24878764
>>24878764
Done!! Thanks for advice
How can i make my bio? Really descriptive and serious or with little bit a little bit of humor?

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Idk but i get average, chubby, and ugly grils

>>24879798
maybe you're ugly

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Line not seen: "If you're worried about the fish in the pictures, I assure you they were delicious"

tried a more a more serious bio but got bored

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Girls don't like me. Guys do. Why?

>>24880212
You look like a twink

>>24880288
this

>>24880212
you look like a girl's gay best friend

>>24880212
You would make an excellent cross dresser thats for sure.

But seriously, change the hair and wait until you can grow some facial hair to get a more masculine look. Tinder is all superficial man and you look like a wussy girly man

>>24878726
I sucked at tinder. Then I wrote a line as an icebreaker so funny that it brings a response rate >50%.

>>24880707
Now I just spam them with the line. It's basically brainless and no matter how they respond it works with the next line.

All my matches are from girls I swipe off the stack, I never get a notification about a match if I'm not doing the swiping. What does it mean?

>>24880713
Well, don't just keep it to yourself anon

>>24880196
Get rid of the fishy photos or dont use it as a main.

>>24880713
Share the line

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>>24880713
After I get a date. I just came up with it yesterday. I don't want you guys flooding bitches with a line I might still need. I've arranged a date with a few women for this weekend, but I can't tell if they are joking or not.

It can't be that east.

>>24880805
We dont live in the same area.
As your tinder general and the OP of this thread i believe it to be your duty to share.
We are a team!

>>24880823
Soon. I'm still a virgin and this is my last hope. I checked the one that was promising and she unmatched.

>>24880781
No, I like them. That was a fun day and I'm genuinely smiling in them

>>24880212
the first picture is good but the rest went downhill. I'd recc finding a better facial expression and getting new pics for 2+

I could finish you in ten minuteS
I believe it to b right between the legs
Thats brians line everyone

>>24880858
I should of never shared :(

>>24880858
you didn't get the first line though

>>24880863
Wow thats a big pizza!?
Dont be so shy brian. I want to help you lose your virginity

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Got no advice last time RIP

Not really sure if I'm qualified to dole it out.

>>24880863
you once made a pizza so big it took 3 days to eat. crazy stuff

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>>24880876
Delete the shirtless one asap bitches dont like them unless its on the beach or a hike
I had a friend follow me to a hike just so i could take this
Delete 5-6
You dont need that many selfies
Im not in the best shape but THIS is how your shirtless photos should look

>>24880876
Replace 5-6 with non selfies, if you dont have any good ones, its always better to have less pictures then exposing yourself in a bad way

>>24880880
I forgot I posted it on r9k the other day.......

>>24880903
was posted and insta-deleted from this thread anon. no trade secrets left

>>24880911
yeah I posted it here for a second then had regrets. Well hopefully it helps others get laid. I'm hopeless..........

>>24880918
I believe in you anon. just don't sperg out in your conversations and you'll get it

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>>24880212
Delete ALL besides your first
You dont selfie that well and you look 12
Your best chance is gonna be fedora tipping tier fullbbody high resolution shots
Try to get in a strangers lambo and take a picture in it
Put up photos of you with uglier people that make you look good like this

>>24879853
Could you explain your hand condition?
Youre gonna need some better photos

>>24878726
I can't launch my tinder anymore for some reason.

>>24881099
Uninstall/re install
Delete App
Delete account

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Give me feedback

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>>24881186
Bio

>>24881186
You look good in your first pic but you should ask some girls if they like the snake in it.

>>24880212
you look like a literal fag. get a haircut mmkay? and change your wardrobe. and facial expression.

>>24881186

Swap 2/1.
3s probably trash
5s okay, but would make it last out of all images
6/4 doesnt show much.

If you're in band, then just get an image playing with a friend or something at practice.

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>>24881688
Better?

>>24881700

You know what, I may have been retarded. Snek might be better starter. pic of you playing the trombone is probably great.

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The general has a cute one here!

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>>24881736
Look at this smoothe opener

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How do I go about this lads?
Punching above me weight a bit here so my usual opener of calling them a qt is invalid

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Got a total of 13 matches over 2 years.

Used up all available women in my area. (No one new around you.)

Is utah just not the place for Tinder?

I used to match a ton too. But now I rarely even get 1 match a month.

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>>24882130
I reckon I've fucked up here

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Almost none of my matches even respond.

>>24882150
>When you spill the spaghetti all over your white shirt

>>24882153
>hi
I'm amazed you don't get replies

>>24882153
Unless you're a male model you have to do a little more than just say "Hi". They're probably matching with 30/40 guys a day, so you have to try and stand out.

That said, I always put effort into my messages and still get blanked.

>>24882157
Ah well was a better attempt than "hi"

>>24880876
Delete the Star Wars pic. Don't use pics with glasses.

Turn on smart pic.

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I've posted on this board before about my autism and (early) experience with Tinder.

Since then I've (surprisingly) gotten a bunch matches, but it doesn't really go anywhere after about two or so days of talking. I run out of things to bring up for us to talk about, and they don't contribute any topics to the convo. The only times they do talk is when they discuss things I'm interested in. It's really boring, and I'm too lazy to keep up the conversation anymore so I just drop it.

And I'm pretty sure most of the girls who swipe right on me only do so because of what's in my bio, not because of my looks (or lack thereof). I know for a fact that one girl swiped right because of my bio.

>>24882150
You might be fine. I say some autistic shit and then like five minutes later pretend to apologize and admit to how autistic my opener is, and they usually just laugh about it and say how it isn't the best they've heard. But it gets the conversation going.

>>24882153
It's because all you say is "Hi". That's really boring anon, need to be a bit more creative.

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>>24882159
That's actually me messing them again after already having talked to them.

>>24882170
Once it's gone it's gone mate
Sending a double message makes you look overly needy

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>>24882164
Salvageable?

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>>24882192
You shouldn't have used the word "autistic". Nobody outside of 4chan uses "autistic" as an insult, or a way of self depreciation. When I said I admit how autistic my opener is, I didn't mean it literally, anon.

Let's hope she's not the kind of person who gets offended easily.

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Anyone wanna help me fix my cringe worthy profile?

>>24882192
Omg.

Don't ever use the word autistic with a girl unless you're bragging about donating to charitable organizations.

There's only a 20% chance you can get her to talk to you now.

The card I suggest you play is either:

A. Mention something about her profile that she can't resist explaining. Like ask her if her shoes are a certain brand. Or how many kids she has.

B. Mention something so over the top, she can't resist. Say that you're invited to a white house dinner with Trump's staff, but you're conflicted because you support women's rights. And ask her if she would go with you.

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>>24882239
I'm gonna leave it unless she replies lads
I know when there's no hope
Ah well at least I have a few 6/10s on the go

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Is my bio okay tho

>>24882209
Girls wanna see your face. Swap pics 1 and 2.

someone know something good to put in bio, im kinda lazy, sleep a lot, pizza, study, idk.
I wanne make it seem like im casual about life

>>24882239

>when you have been here too long

>>24882209

Tongue back in unless thats for dick
2>1. Your best headshot + cute katze
Get a picture with some friends with you
A picture of you not in streetwear. Probably in spot 3

>>24882209
Could probably do without pics 1 & 4, definitely don't keep both. 2 should be your #1.
Bio is too serious, come up with a funnier way to sneak in the same sentiment.

>>24882269
Nah senpai, coming across pretty weak
Keep it short, something like

"Permanent sense of superiority (it's totally justified)
My fight club alter ego makes Tyler Durden look like Mr. Rogers"

If a girl doesn't respond to just "hey" and has barely anything in her bio then what am I supposed to say?

>>24883118
"Hitler did nothing wrong"

>>24883118

It depends. If you just want to fuck, do some cheesy pick up line that has to do something with her name.

If you are looking to seriously date someone, say something like "If you have to learn another skill, what would it be?"

Why is it so difficult to come up with a bio? I basically don't have anything interesting to say about myself besides my height.

>>24883118
1.Tell her something funny about your day OR make up a story OR comment on her looks OR make an assumption about her like:"You look like a kind of girl that would __"

2. Eventually mention something about yourself or connect with her about an interest or opinion.

3. Try to talk about "us" and use the word "we" as much as you can. Keep the vibe funny and playful.

4. Bring up something like "have you heard of x location?"

5. Ask her on a date there.

6. Get the number.

7. If the date is a few days away, keep her warm by sending those funny/interesting stories about your day every once in a while. Especially if she stops texting you. Never ask why she stopped texting you or question her.

8. Check up with her the day of and go on the date.

Note that flaking and date cancellation is extremely common on tinder. So try to make solid plans and confirm her availability.

>>24883425
By the way texting from open to date confirmation should be no more than 30 texts. It goes fast. The only reason you should be texting a girl is to get her out on a date.

>>24880876
20/F
how have you not had success on Tinder?? You're one of the most attractive men I've seen on here.

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do girls even like ab pics? im super impatient so im bouta buy tinder plus and use pics like these

Viable strat? I had some success before but I deleted my account several times

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I just tried it for the first time this week. I know I'm not a very attractive person. Additionally I suck at photos. I have basically none that look good/aren't cringy. I deleted my last 2 photos because they were way old

Liked nearly everyone until I got the 12 hour timeout around 6 times. Only 1 person liked me back. I didn't think I was that bad.

>>24884955
I think its best that you know you are not very attractive. pic 4 is your best pic by far.

I would say get a nice haircut. Just google men's haircuts. Also, when you take new pics, use your best clothes. Something like a buttoned shirt with a few buttons undone or a nice leather jacket. If getting contacts are at all an option, I think that might help you as well.

Also look up how to take tinder pics and don't take selfies for god sake.

What do you guys say to girls who swipe right on you, and their bio says that they're on Tinder to fuck.

Does that mean that you still take it kinda slow (though obviously not too slow because Tinder is to speed shit up), or do you just get right to the point?

This girl I matched with says she's on Tinder to fuck, but I feel kinda uncomfortable getting right to the point. What should I say?

>>24880212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoHGTzqJTM0

>>24884955
you look like a genuinely amiable person

>>24878726
Women have it so fucking easy on Tinder. I mean jesus christ, if you have tits and a vagina and know how to spread your legs boom. You're done. 200 matches in less than an hour.

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Am I the only one, as a guy, that just hoards matches without bothering to even message the girls? The only ones I talk to are the ones that message me first and are interesting. Most people are seriously so boring to talk to that I've stopped bothering.

>>24885189
Just because they're honest with their intentions doesn't mean you should act like a creep. Have a normal conversation and mention it after a few lines. Ask them for their Snapchat.

>>24887075
im the same way man. i dont talk to them for other reasons though.

im thinking of messaging some of my matches from months ago but i dont know what to open with

most girls are retarded and have NOTHING in their profile

So I've been wanting to try out tinder, but I'm not sure how to get over a few issues.

First I have no recent non-selfie pictures of myself. I have basically no friends so I really have no way to actually get any, especially not any showing me in any kind of a social situation.

Also I'm an uber manlet at 5'4". I know normally people say not to mention your height if you're on the short side, but since I'm on the more extreme side of short I wouldn't want to mislead people, I imagine that could lead to some pretty awkward situations. Just don't know how to make that apparent without outright saying it.

And contrary to what those two things might imply, I can actually make myself look pretty presentable/mildy attractive, just not really sure how to deal with that stuff.

>>24880894
mang, you're tall and attractive but you should take pictures that take attention away from your fuckhuge neck

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I've gotten probably ~25 matches in the 1.5/2 weeks, only one of them has been a bot and only 2 or 3 are ugly/fat. I live near Baltimore, using a 6 mile range.

Unfortunately, I'm a boring autist who doesn't know how to talk to people. I talked to one girl who messaged me first. We flirted back and forth, I got her number, I texted her for a day or two and then lost interest.

>>24885189
Word of warning; if their bio says "Looking for sex" or "Just want something no strings attached hehe" there's a good chance that they're a bot.

If I was 25 and owned my own house would it be a good idea to include some kind of a humble brag about it in my bio? And if so what kind of language would be good?

>>24887831

Y/n
You could get robbed
You would need to subtly brag about it in an appealing way. It's not like height that you can just number drop.

>>24887580
Just got back from a date with a girl that is 5'2" and was surprised to find another guy she dated to be 4'11" lol. Could be worse

Long or short bio for a guy, what do?

>>24887580

Be up front about your height and be confident about it.

There are girls who won't be interested just because of height, but misleading them before the date isn't actually going to improve your chances of anything other than getting friendzoned. The girls that won't mind the height (yes, they exist) will appreciate the confidence displayed.

Are you guys using Tinder Plus?

I'm on free and I feel like I'm not getting much matches (1-4 a day). Then again I only swipe right like 20% of the time.

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Enjoy movies, anime, video games, rock music, hiking, swimming and plenty of other things.

>>24888382
Do you really talk to all those girls and wish you had more though? 1-4 girls a day is a lot to manage

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Ur general is winning the war!!

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>>24888432

>>24888407
I like your 5th best but you need better photos

>>24888445
I have never really been fantastic at taking photos. I just know these ones are better than normal lol

>>24888432
You should post the process of that convo

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Lots of matches, lots of booty

>>24880212
SS+GOMAD

>>24887580
Hey anon, Im 5'6 -170cm-, and I had several gfs in all my life. Gfs and just fuck friends.
Dont give it any importance, but just an advice, tell them that. Dont hide it, but tell it as another thing like having blue or green eyes.
Show them confidence.

Let me tell you something, when I was 18 I dated for 1 year a great 5'8 girl. And she loved me besides that. Dont let /b/ and other "manlet" threads haunt you.
Yes, of course its important, and it would be great if the girl is smaller. But thats not all.

I have a question, when you super like someone and you got matched with her latter, how do you know if she super liked you too or just use the regular like ?

>>24889253
if she received the super like, she just uses the normal like, no need for the super. she already knows you are there.

>>24888681
EuroForce? Thx for your service, man.

Looking good, also nice ride.

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>>24883232
pls respond

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?

When an Asian write her name in Kanji, do you think asking her how to read it is a passable opening line ? To me it sound really lame but I got nothing else.

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>>24889345

Btw

I've never used Tinder before, but why do some profiles have multiple photos on them but most just have the large one with the bio underneath?

>>24889258
na burgerland

thanks though

is there some kind of tinder etiquette I am not aware of when first talking to people? I have a bunch of matches and not a single one ever says anything back. They don't remove me either. I don't get it.

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>>24888519
Da tinder general
Salute me

>>24890251
wtf

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>>24890253
I'm not trying to be cocky but maybe a little vain and I want EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU TO GETLAID and I might be a little autistic
But seriously most girls on tinder only give a shit about height and looks
I can act pretty bad and get away with it

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>>24890253
I think girls like being spanked
Try it out

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Rate and hate?

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even chubby girls swipe me left, advice bros?

>>24884941
Obvious flex pictures are frowned upon. Go to the beach and have a friend take a few casual pictures and use one that shows off your body. Works a lot better.

>>24890485
Swipe more often? I like your pics

>>24890485
You're ugly, sorry

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>Rate

Bio: Aspiring boxer with a bright future according to my grandparents. Whenever I'm not at practice I'm most likely outdoors or cooking. Or cooking outdoors.

>>24890733
Get rid of 3, put 5 second, rate mine

>>24890733
You're hot but you wanna put a shot of your face from the front first I salute you tho

>>24890459
you look like a cool guy to hangout with decent 7/10 I'd switch 4 and 6 personally
>>24890733
you're hot, no homo, switch 3 to 5 and 4 to 6, bitches love puppers

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>>24890459
5/10. Stay away from selfies imho. Bonus point for the archery pic.
>>24890910
Thanks, I don't have many good pictures of me from the front though. Pic related is probably one of the few okay ones but it feels weird having my 21st cake on there and my aunt.
>>24890920
Thanks m8

>>24884955
consider working out, might help with chin. You do look like a very nice person, maybe you should be looking for quality girls who care about more than looks.

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Think I'd do alright on tinder?

>>24890261
You from Santa Barbara CA?

What single change have you made to your profile that netted you the most improvement in number of matches?

>>24890261
>>24890267
>tfw bald
>tfw no beard
You fucking won the lottery, bro. Go out there and slay puss for the rest of us.

>>24890920
>>24890972
thx dudes

I get maybe one match a month if I am lucky

I used to get a lot more, even if most of those where from fake users

What happened? Did tinder just totally crack down on the amount of phony accounts in the past year? Or are there simple less users overall

>>24891102
Yeah I am mate

>>24891081
With some decent photos

>>24890972
Yeah don't use that

whats with the top photos thing?

>always get arround 6-7-8 in rate threads, sometimes even 9 or 10 from weird grills
>get no matches on tinder even tough you slide everyone right

What went wrong?

>>24890711
Nah he's not, if he had a high social status and money he'd be ballin as fuck.

He could wear a track suit and a gold chain an shit

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>>24891913
Here's my profile, and my bio says i'm a law student and 180 cm.

>>24891929
People aren't honest in rate threads
Take a better photo as your first
Only niche cat people will like your stuff
You have to have a suave attractive photo for the first because people only want top quality on tinder
So only have one where you look goofy or two but don't lead with it
I'm more of a cat person my self but you won't see bios that say "swiped you for your cat"

>>24892020
i was going to do something like this but then I saw a girl i know IRL on Tinder

>>24892020
This will work

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I make music, read a lot & tinder is p slow around here lol.

Do you guys just swipe right on everyone or just girls that aren't ugly? I just got tinder a few days ago and I've been selectively choosing instead of swiping right on everyone but it takes so much more time to look through each picture and read their bios to make sure they're not trash

>>24892156
You can always unmatch them if they are trash. I swipe right everyone except girls wearing headscarves and fat girls.

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>>24892137
Dude you aren't gonna get shit for matches >>24891913
Here's an example
/soc would rate this girl an 8 and desperate guys would admit their love for her
Well I just fucked her and she's like a 5.5- 6 max
Hiding the whale in her photos. To make things worse her assne was so bad I almost left when I saw it
Also she gagged and vommitted on me, but like the true tinder GENERAL and AUTISTIC WARRIOR I am I gave her my load anyway
But srs girls pull some shit on here and SUF's secret undercover fatties are getting harder and harder to spot

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>>24892301
Same girl

>>24892301
I'd hit her. I dont really care about chubby girls. Im tired of skinny/skelly/nowhere to hug girls.
Too young for me though.

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>>24892315
DESU the ass was fat and felt great to push into, like really great. I got over the assne. She was a freak and I bruised her ass with my hand, choked her and came in her mouth and such. Aside from the vomit it was pretty good sex/10

Yeah my standards are pretty much non existen when I get horny but I make efforts to go after the hotter woman's more here my next red headed target

>>24891227
Post your profile

For me its the place where I live. People here dont really use that app. Dont get me wrong, of course there are some girls around and Im sure hundreds of dudes.
But I quickly end up with empty results in a matter of 2 days or less.

Then, on the contrary, when I travel to a big city or abroad, I dont get a lot of matches, but 4-8 per day its the normal account.

>>24892449
You might wanna try okcupid

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I've got 30 so matches but none of them feel like they're going anywhere

>>24892599
Don't hide your face...

>>24892624
I dunno man it's worked on some of the girls who matched

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Suggestions?

How do you approach just asking for sex when their profile has nothing interesting?

Any general good pickup lines/general pointers you guys have for that?

Thanks lads

>>24891627
anyone know?

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pls rate, will return the favor

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been on tinder for like a week or 2.
Have qt boys aproaching me but dunno how to approach bois
this shit is kinda overwhelming

what do guys like to hear apart from sex related things

>>24893817
guys like to hear absolutely anything just say whatever there's no way you can fail

>>24893613
just be normal and have normal non-sex related conversations, you'll still get the sex and you won't limit your options

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HELP!
I get an alright amount of matches, but i want to take it to the next level. The hardest part for me is that I've lost some weight (from 45% to 29% BF) but I dont have many new pictures.

>>24878747
>get a haircut
>trim the beard

>>24894220
Ay your photos ok, take some new photos with baggy jackets
And loose more weight

Advice for 25 year old loser with crappy cars, living at home going to school, working full time and lacking in the friend department, trying to build a tinder profile so I can finally go back to sweet frog (I don't want to go alone)?

>>24893995
What if I'm an autist (figuratively) that doesn't know how to do a relationship and has trouble holding a conversation?

Does Tinder still work? Are people still actively using it? Or has it died?

Help! I talk to girls and they stop replying after like 4 lines. Do I just ask them out after a couple lines?

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Haven't been social/bothered much with dating in the past year or so, real life and getting myself out of school, time to refresh tinder to liven things up. Looking for any advice. Yes I know the one picture is messed up, need to fix, but what else should I do? Even description needs help, but dunno what to say or do.

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Second one, doesn't let me post 2. Sorry for red hue, from phones night mode

dont die plox

>>24894574
I wouldn't use tinder in your case desu
Much better ways to find friends if that's what you really want

>>24895062
I'm not really feeling any of your photos man. The top one isn't what I would use but I can't say any of the other ones would be that much better. I also think your bio is bland and needs work- get rid of that last sentence at least

>>24895209
Thanks desu, and will do for the moment, and what should I write, my creativity lately is just well, bland... Im gonna read it over and come up with something. Should I aim for long? short? Thanks for the advice.

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Maybe this is an improvement?

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Any room for improvement? 1/2

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>>24895250
2/2

>>24895237
>>24895251
Not bad on bio. Pics I would consider maybe not having the dog. Alot of women will match you just to dogwhore. I would maybe toss the toungeout one too, looks a little too off to me. Maybe use the military one for main.

>>24895237
Not too bad, I'd write
"I'm a simple guy- I like going out for drinks and arguing thermodynamics"
It's short, has a generic component to it and also displays your geeky side. I doubt girls will really care about it but I think the irony of simple guy and thermodynamics is good too

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Just started. Trying to figure out what works and doesn't. No matches so far, but I'm not expecting much. General thoughts on photos?

>>24895259
Done. feels too brief though, like I should add more. As for pictures ill look and see what I have, but alot are old, no new pics in a while, not much happening socially. Is it bad if I have a picture that isnt of me? I feel like its sacrilige to do so.

>>24895269
Not bad. Make shirt and tie first

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I've been out of the tinder have for 2 yrs, is it pay to win now? I remember having a much easier time getting matches when I had long hair lol 1 match in 3 weeks of light swiping on my part, although I did meet my match and it went very well. How can I improve my profile?

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>>24895540

>>24895209
Not looking necessarily for friends, I'm more of a "work friend" type of person.

Dates are preferable

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>>24895760

>match with hot chick
>she invites me over
>we are kissing
>she confesses she has a man who is away
>fuck it, we get in bed anyway, sucking her nipples etc.
>I can't get hard because I don't want to cuck some guy I don't even know

And that's the story how I didn't have sex. She was actually super okay with it, saying we can try again some other time, so maybe I will cuck that guy after all.

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>>24878726

>>24895269
Delete 1,3 and 5.

I would make 6 first, but you should take a better headhsot photo that is not a selfie

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When you play the long game

>>24896155
Nothing to worry about anon. I couldnt have done it neither, even if you didnt know the man it could happen to you in the future with another girl.
Its like karma, I prefer to not touch those kind of things.

>>24878727
You look like you're missing quite a few braincells.

>>24894679
tinder is poppin

>>24896155
you mean you couldn't get hard and then you decided it was cause you didn't want to fuck someone else's girl. Nothing to worry about we've all been there, I had an unreliable boner with one of the hottest girls I've messed with last week

>>24895760
>>24895761
you got the raw materials mitch but your execution is horrible. Dog pictures are no good unless you're in the shot too, pick that fucker up or something. Instead of stating you're 6'4" you should go take pictures among some short people and let that speak for itself. And your main selfie is disgusting, stop posing and just smile at the camera, and stop combing your hair up like that you look like a tween youtuber.

>>24895540
>>24895546
this is a very autistic profile hector. How old are you? You look too old to be talking the way you're talking in your bio. I dunno if you're covering up baldness with these hats but they make your face look very round, maybe grow your hair out again if that's possible.

>>24895269
tinder's not for everyone, you got some growing up to do before you can be a real contender

I swear using Tinder in a non-english country is awful.

>>24880212
Go homo. You look like one desu.

>>24880876
I think you're good looking, Dan-anon. I would consider sticking with photos that reflect your current facial hair status though because you're all over the place. Personally, styles 1, 3 and 4 looks best on you. I think I rate #3 highest though.

>>24896578
Could you explain more?

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I have no idea what I'm doing wrong
The only girl who messaged me back dodged every setup I had to ask for her number
Either she was cruel as hell or completely oblivious

>>24878727
Did you Fuck a red head named Kaylin with tattoos??

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What do you want me to tell after si replies?

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>>24897633
>tell after she replies

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How It's done

anyone know where that short haired qt from the other tinder thread went? She had a huge pokemon collection too

>>24897633
>implying she will reply to that

GIRLS. DON'T. RESPOND. TO. HI.

>>24898243
10/10 for effort, hope it works out. Keep us updated.

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R8 me
New to tinder after a long term relationship so any advice on what does/doesn't work is appreciated

Bio: 6'6 and addicted to basketball
Just got back from living in the UK

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>>24898648

>>24898658
ALL your pics could be better
Use 2 for now

>>24898658
Same here lol

But having enough pictures is what really counts, pretty than that it's good

>>24896453
Where the fuck do you find these wonderful women

>>24896204
10/10

R8 me

I'm still very on the fence about his I look, I feel that my styles pretty dated

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>>24898925

Forgot my profile

>>24898823
lol keep going man

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Any advice/help would be appreciated.

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>>24899554

>>24899554
Best are 6,3,5 in that order. Delete the rest. Take a new waist up shot with a good camera, or even better, replace the dog pic with a waist up shot with you holding the dog.

Don't mention your shit job in the bio.

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Any advice?

>>24882164
That's pathetic man. Never apologize to a bitch for fucking talking to her on tinder. Get a few pics where you're flexin. Change the bio into the most manly shit you can imagine. You'll smash in no time.

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I have no idea for somewhat interesting bio..

>>24878726
Any tips for talking to girls on this, I keep over thinking and just giving up when it comes to an opening line

So I'm a sales/marketing guy and have some advice for Tinder use. This might be a bit long. Bear with me.

Background/general advice:
I'm going to approach this from a results standpoint.
A lot of Tinder statistics are probably self reported bullshit, or based on non-regional data, etc. Always prioritize your own data, if you gather it in a decent way. More on this later.
Do what works. But be advised that Tinder is like poker. You should think about how to succeed over 1000 swipes, not your next 10.

Profiles:
Your profile is marketing, not sales. It's a google adword spot for your dick. The best way to test marketing is simple A/B testing. This means that you should have two tinder profiles. One on your phone, one Bluestacks or something. Have the same profile except one difference on each, say different pictures. Or a different bio. Or same pictures and bio but you show your job in one, don't in the other. Run it for a week, use all your matches every 12 hours, and after a week, see which one has more matches. So for example:
Profile A has a bunch of pictures of you outside, but same bio, job, age, etc. - 10 matches
Profile B has a bunch of mirror selfies, same bio, job, age, etc - 4 matches.

So what you do, is set both to the pictures from profile A, then change the bio on one of them. Run it for a week. Rinse and repeat this process to refine your profile. Feel free to try extreme stuff if you think it might work. You never know without data.

Conversations, opening lines, etc in next post.

Conversations:
You CAN A/B test conversation scripts. Sales guys do it but they end up having like 10-12 different scripts depending on who they're talking to, conversation 1 2 or 3, etc. Unless you're getting hundreds of matches and can categorize girls in a meaningful way, I would instead focus on tried and true sales stuff.
Talk less than 30% of the time. This is a goal. Don't 1 word reply to reach the number. The idea is that you want her to be providing information that lets you talk to what she's saying.
How do you get her to do that? Asking questions is the obvious one and it works. But you've got to contribute something when you ask the question. Make it seem like you're someone who already knows about the subject and is interested in talking about it. But then have her do all the talking.
You also need to identify if she's after what you're after. Remember this is a numbers game. A girl who just wants to text flirt, or is looking to get married, you're better off using your time on someone else (or something else entirely) than trying to get that girl to meet up. It's inefficient. If she's replying with one word to everything just drop her. don't 'let the conversation die out'. Make a conscious decision that you're not putting time into it anymore. Attitude is key.
Try to end every conversation with a 'plan for the future' or 'call to action'. Or, to put it on a more general level, end with "remember to smash that like button senpai". Even if it's just "Hey, I've got to go, I'll be around later, I still wanna hear about those herpes sores" or whatever. An indication that there IS a future that you want her to be part of, and taking some initiative in what that looks like. The best is to move to a different platform. A platform change is ALWAYS a win. But don't rush for it either. Give it a couple conversations then find a reason and put it out there like it's no big deal.

Ok. Next post will be opening lines and some other stuff.

Opening lines:
This bit is tricky. I remember when doing sales emails I would do the research on who I wanted to talk to, track down their email address, write up an email, and then spend the same amount of time as all that on trying to think of an email subject line that would catch their attention and not get filtered as spam, either by their algorithm or their brain. Opening lines are sort of the same.
Compliments are generally a bad way to go, unless there's something very specific you want to make notice of. And even then, a lot of other people will have thought of it. "Wow that's an awesome tattoo, I didn't know dragon cocks looked like that" is obvious, and 10 other guys will probably have said it. If you can't think of anything else it's better than "Hi." which 50 guys will have said. The best time for that kind of opener is if you have something unique and personal to contribute. "That's really cool, I actually have a similar tattoo but my dragon cock is spewing fire, wanna see?" is better because it's at least contributing something. It implies that you aren't just tarting up "Hello" but actually have a reason to be talking to her.
I'd generally look for somewhere that your bios overlap and go there. If she has no bio, or you have no overlap, then I'd go back to A/B testing. Come up with some nonsense opening lines, and use each for 10 matches, and see what gets more replies. DO NOT FALL INTO THE TRAP OF SWITCHING IMMEDIATELY TO THE FIRST ONE THAT GETS ONE CONVERSATION GOING. Really it'd be better to do this for 20+ matches each but, I understand impatience.
Seriously, don't stress on it so much. Try a cheesy pickup line for one, and "Hello, what's the most recent movie you've gone to see?" for the other, and A/B test the shit out of them. There are no missed opportunities on tinder. Only more data to gather to refine it for tomorrow.

One last post I swear.

Misc stuff:
>What if I don't know what to say?
Say something stupid. Or wacky. Or nerdy. Show your power level. Anything is better than nothing, and anything else is better than "Hi"

>Have you gotten laid through Tinder?
Yes. And OKCupid. And /soc/. And Gaia. Yes, really.

>When should I start getting sexual/dirty?
"When it seems right" is the obvious answer but not very helpful. I'd say that you can A/B test this one as well a bit but generally I'd say unless you know what you're doing, wait until you get a platform switch. Unless there are good signs in her bio/conversation that she's open to it. Then go for it. Worst case is you stop talking.

>What sort of pictures should I use?
I'd not necessarily IGNORE Tinder statistics but I'd keep in mind that they're unreliable. A hiking picture might work great for a guy living in the suburbs but if you're out in a little mountain town somewhere she'll probably go "Yeah, and? I've been outside too" so consider your audience, and again: A/B test. Pictures are part of the marketing phase. If she wants further pictures in the conversation phase you're already golden. Don't be retarded, use common sense, and at this point you'll be fine.

>When should I suggest meeting?
Strike while the iron's hot. I'd bring it up relatively early as a future possibility and see how she reacts. If she's like "Yeah if things go well definitely" then just trust your gut. If she's like "Eh I dunno I'm mostly just chatting", then I'd just move on.

>Should I lie?
Hell yes. She's wearing makeup right? Nothing major, but, 100% honesty about every little thing isn't necessary or desirable for anyone in this situation. If you have aids, don't lie about it. If you work in an office, sex it up a bit.

>Any last advice?
Don't take it too seriously. I know that seems counter to "A/B test like you're trying to close the Johnson Account" but really, until you meet in person these are transitory, meaningless interaction. Don't worry about fucking up.

>>24900422
>>24900447
>>24900471
>>24900508

those are some quality advices. Ive been doing most of them even when Tinder didnt exist, you can remember all of them even in real life or any other targets around.

Thanks for contributing anon. There are times where you are talking with more girls than you can really handle and you have to take hard choices. This will help almost every case.

>>24900530

The one piece of advice I meant to include somewhere and forgot: in the first conversation, NEVER send two messages in a row. I mean
You: How big are dem titties/
You: ? I mean

is fine. You know, correcting a typo immediately or whatever. But never ever wait and send a second message later. That's some please respond shit that never goes anywhere.

>>24893985
>>24893817
this

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Alright lads, last day of Plus subscription, help me finish strong

>>24880876
Dude here, take that as you will but I'd make 3 your default. Also the dude responding to you has the right idea (though I think he has a bad pic) in that if you're gonna be shirtless tr to make it as natural as possible & not so "look at me!" You're an attractive dude though as demonstrated by some of you resposes here. keep at it

>when you say something stupid and realize it one picoseconds after sending the message

>>24899717
Niggah you got the chris pratt vibe that's popular nowadays, are tall, clearly lift, why you worried about a bio?

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I'm starting to wonder if I should lead with 4. I've been against selfies the whole time. What do you guys think?

>>24901457
Dude, stop. Your profile is perfection. I remember you posting your profile in these threads as far back as almost a year ago. You pretty much have it as sharp as it can be.

>>24901468
A true tinder general is always looking to improve
I will consult my photographer

>>24901457

You have a long neck

>>24901511
I am pretty tall yeah
Is long neck attractive lel

GENERAL TIP. Listen up everybody

In every Tinder thread there's always a few guys who are like "I know my pics suck but I don't have any recent ones." You guys need to stop fooling yourselves. YOU'RE ON TINDER. YOU HAVE A SMARTPHONE. FIGURE SOMETHING OUT

Sorry for the tough love but you guys are asking for help and clearly none of you realize how important confidence is to women. They can smell insecurity from halfway around the world. Doesn't matter how ugly you think you are, you're much better off with straight-on, well-lit "this is me, deal with it" pics than you are with blurry shots from a distance with bad angles.

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goddamn i am ugly

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I've never used tinder before but I've gotten my mate onto it since he broke up, but he's turned full autistic and starts talking about random shit to girls all the time, luckily this time the wifi dropped out and none of the messages sent.

Fuckin hilarious but I feel bad.

>>24902093
(for reference they were not talking about goats at all before that, just talking about music, the strokes, which really sounds nothing like the goats)

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Any tips? Tired of not getting laid

1/2

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>>24902427
2/2

>>24902427
Don't use your first photo

>>24880960
Who's supposed to be looking good in that pic?

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Damn guys, most of you get a shitload of matches, and your pics are nice too.
Im not photogenic at all as you might see, and I dont get many matches neither, any tips?

>>24900556
That is not true. You can reignite convos that died out by sending value giving texts. (offer a funny story or comment something you did that day which she would find amusing.) Never ask why she stopped responding though.

>>24902636
I think he means this only applies to your very first message. Which, yeah, makes sense

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help

No its not a bot.

>>24902727
I am actually pretty good at opening girls and moving towards the date, but I have never had a girl come on strong on the first message like this.

>>24902727

Ask her if she does butt stuff or something else completely out there

>>24899607
Thanks man, will try that

>>24902813
I second this. Ask her if 10" can fit in her ass

>>24902813
>>24902819
You def. have the go-ahead to be flirty and sexual but i wouldn't say these

>>24902727
return the compliment, mention that it's unusual to see girls being so upfront and that u think it's cool or some shit

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Any advice?

>>24901457
General! can i see your bio? i need some ideas and from a master like yourself im sure yours is killer

do you still see people who have no common friends or interests?

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Tinder general here I consulted my photo guy and we came out with this new lead
Anyone like it?

>>24903213

aesthetically pleasing main photo
not sure if asked before, are those raws worn in on the shirtless hiking trip

If anythings up for the axe, i'd say 6. Maybe 5 because the of the tank not fitting the vibe of casual dress she is probably wearing. Dont want to seem like a dudebro even if you might be.

>>24903237
These jeans came like this
I realize the the one with the girl is fishy I use it to look like I'm a wanted individual to seem like women are comfortable around me but you're right I'm dressed like shit seriously I went wine tasting and wore a tank top what was I thinking hahah

>>24902995
You're headed in the right direction because theres no selfie as your first but you can hardly see your face so you're mainly gonna attract hiker girls with that

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My painting line seems to be working
Feel free to use it

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>>24903307

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Any criticism on my profile?
Also any good lines I can use that arent terrible?

>>24903322
Terrible...

>>24880933
Heyday

>>24903322
try get some better photo's
Delete 2 and 5, change 3 to be your main if you want to just work with what you've got currently

>>24881704

>>>>>>trombone lol

>>24882161

no literally Hi would have been better

>>24903322
>>24903957
also try smiling in your photos

Are there any known glitches with the app?

I started a conversation one day with a couple of girls and all of a sudden I got no response. It gives me the option to unmatch them so I assume it means they haven't done so. It's been a few days now and I asked both of them a question mid conversation and I heard nothing back.

I've also had no matches since then, but maybe that's just my face.

I've become a degenerate and started tinder as well.

So, what do I do to maximize my chances of getting matches?

>>24904198
think that as girls, they receive hundreds of messages per day, you have to keep them interested those first moments, otherwise you'll fall to the bottom of their chats and they forget about you.

luck factor its also a thing. imagine talking to them and while they are reading they receive 30 new matches. will they still answer you or will they look to the new packages?

being a girl its always the easy way, even 4/10 swim in a sea of dudes the moment they create a tinder account.

>>24904238
OK, thanks. But surely they would just unmatch with me, right?

>>24904243
or just forget about you, most of them like to have at least a few guys on their list "just in case" the new bunch of them end up failing or something.

It depends on the girl, but weeks, days they may delete you. Dont worry too much about that.

Also, try not to talk about hours and telling them everything the first couple of days. If you show them as a open box they already know all of you and lose interest. Try to keep the interest for the next day.. next one.. and maybe jumping to another platform + phone number.
Like opening a present, seeing the inside and then suddenly, someone rings home and its the amazon guy with new presents. Guess what they'll choose.

good luck anon

>>24904267
Seems more likely. I know that when you're new you get a boost to your exposure (which explains why a week later I'm getting lots of fat girls show up) but it just seemed odd.

We didn't talk about loads, it was only 15-20 messages.

Thanks.

>>24904276
dont forget to delete your account after a while and deleting it from fb too. I wasnt getting matches, 0 results around and the few one who showed up were those nobody liked.

After doing new pictures, new bio, and everything I started again and found some really nice ones.

I wonder if they'll block that feature any of these days, it feels like cheating.

>>24904293
Isn't that a bit complicated? Setting up a new email, FB and profile every time. Sure, I regret swiping left on as many women as I have (probably 85% of them really) but that seems like too much hassle. Or is it pretty quick to do?

>>24904299
I thought the same the first time they told me that. But you dont need to create a new fb account, just search inside where the apps are installed, delete tinder from there and its done.

I waited a couple of days after deleting, fearing of a ban or anything like that. But it worked me last year and 1 week ago. It takes less than 10 minutes. Next time you'll be wiser.

>>24904303
Thanks. I might do that in a week or so then. I'll try and come up with something new for my profile.

As a side note, is there a consensus on whether the Instagram/Spotify links are worth including?

>>24895546
women dont want men their mom will like. at least not on tinder.

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>>24878726
signed up a few days ago. no matches. wtf

>>24904398
you dont get matches? seems unlikely

>>24903307
these are good openers.

>>24903213
you look constipated in 6. the rest are fine

>>24904418
It's definitely the first picture. It's the angle, all I'm seeing are giant teeth, a tiny forehead, and beard. It's like you were trying to take a picture of your mouth. Don't use that picture.

>>24904481
Agreed. The first picture looks like Anthony Fantano's stoner brother. The other pictures look much better.

>>24904198
Well, I just had a notification on my phone saying "Want your first match?..."

So presumably they've both fucked off.

>>24904481
>>24904483
haha ok thanks

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Alright guys, help me up with this please

>>24904594
change your 2nd pic to your 1st right now. get rid of the 1st one entirely. you have a very rounded face and soft fatty neck so anything that ''hardens'' you up like a hoodie will be good. the rest are good they ether make you seem sociable or mitigate your soft features.

>>24904624
gotcha, thanks.

>>24904299

Never regret swiping left.

As I understand it, the algorithm incentivizes left swiping because guys who swipe right on everyone aren't picky and tend to be less desirable. So it shows you to more people if you left swipe more.

Also there's no such thing as a 'missed opportunity' on tinder. Don't think "but what if she right swiped me!" because it doesn't matter. Have enough self worth to value your left swipe more than her right swipe.

>>24904398
>>24904402

You're cute but completely generic. I mean I'd sleep with you sure but that's pretty much it.

So I guess it depends on whether that's all you want or not? The only guys right swiping you are doing so for that.

>>24904398
>>24904402
Every girl likes travelling. Every girl likes Netflix. Every girl likes animals. Every girl says "build an empire" (seriously, you have no idea how common that is).

You're cute as a button, but that's all that makes you stand out.

>>24904684
>>24904714
In general I'm a pretty boring person. I like PC gaming and anime but I don't think those traits are man catchers. How do I make myself stand out?

For me, the most critical part its the first meeting in person. Even if youve sent her pictures, you never know what to expect.

Besides, every girl is a world. But if you spend talking with her too much time, she will make a picture of you and that usually works against you.

What about you, do you think the first date is something easy? How much time do you spend talking with them before meeting?

>>24904744
You're an adult (presumably). Own your hobbies. Be confident with them. If you like PC gaming and anime are you really going to want to hand around with a bloke that has no interest in those things?

>>24904754

Just quote Always Sunny in Philadelphia. You look like Dee.

If you haven't watched ASiP then go do that and then come back.

>>24902727
>non-bot qt matches
>first messages me "cute"
>return the compliment and move into general chat
>she's boring, stop replying.

it's not even worth it man.

My profile is quite open about what I'm looking for. My only picture is basically a shirtless mirror selfie without even a face. (A/B testing remember) 1/3

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>>24905115
Ok it didn't upload my picture. Nice.

1/3

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How good is tinder/OKC for getting nude buddies?

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Right, gizza hand here lads, I'm coming out of a long term relationship and I've never used tinder before. I've been using it for a couple of days and after various tweaking I have exactly 0 matches. I am being very picky about who I'm swiping left to since the vast, vast majority of the girls on this thing look like makeup caked sponges and I'm not just in this purely to get my dick wet.

I don't know what I should do for my bio, I'm a huge film buff and am getting a degree in animation. I'm 6'1, I'm not particularly muscly but I'm not fat at all either, I had to shave my beard off recently due to having a couple spots of alopecia which sucks but at least I still have a jaw. I'm looking for a girl I can actually talk to as brainless dolls is a pretty big turn off for me.

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>>24905357
This line keeps working for me

>>24904398
Personally I think your bio is fine. Agree with the other dude though that said your pics are generic. Try to get some that represent your interests/hobbies

>>24905357
Depends where you live. Here in Washington state its either just friends, nazi feminists, or single mothers

>Make plans with girl
>She says sure
>Literally an hour or so before we meet
>"Hey anon mind if we reschedule? Something came up"
>No matter how many times I ask she's always fucking busy

Why? Why are you girls on a dating site if you never fucking want to meet in person? I swear to god this hasn't happened once, or twice or even a dozen times this happens to 90% of my fucking dates. I just expect it at this point.

Why are you bitches wasting my goddamn time with this shit?

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>>24879798
How long have you had your account?

>>24905629
I honestly have no idea what your line even is.

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Help me with a bio PLEASE

>>24879798

You've got no one to blame but yourself. You right swiped them. It's weird that you're complaining about being matched with a girl you explicitly told the system you find attractive and want to talk to.

I was swiping on tinder earlier and came across this really cute girl and she had her twitter in her bio. I decided to follow her because when I swiped it didn't say there was a match (not sure if she's seen my profile yet or already swiped left)

First, is it creepy that I followed her on twitter even though it was in her bio and we didn't/haven't matched yet?

Second, how many days should I wait before hitting her up on twitter instead of tinder and just letting her know that I think she's cute and want to hang out?

Judging from her tweets she sounds really fun and has a good sense of humor. Apparently she also browses or used to browse 4chan from looking at her tweets so I can't wait for her to see this message and think I'm a fucking weirdo. In case you do though, hi from minnesota

>>24906874
just fuckin talk to her on twitter and stop being a overthinking fucking swine bitch

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500+ matches in 2 months, AMA

>>24878726
I'm going on a cross country several week long road trip and wanting to play tinder the whole time. Any thoughts of what to put in my bio to reflect it?

>>24906874
Yes it can be pretty creepy. But what's done is done, and my advice now is be patient. Talk to her when she posts something that you're genuinely interested in, or have a genuine comment to contibute. Don't just talk just to talk