Ideal mate thread. You know the drill.

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>>24873332
Wow I'm first

Any shy girl

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Aight here goes

Me:
>18
>a bit introverted
>love bad puns and dad jokes in general
>used to play a lot of vidya; like, old-school RPGs and shit. Still do but not as much.
>can be a bit sarcastic at times
>love british television (faulty towers is bae)
>favorite book genre is science fiction
>more right-leaning, but try not to get too much into politics
>philosophical, asks a lot of questions about big things, to the point where sometimes I forget about the small things
>compose music, show everyone my soundcloud
>pic is me

Her:
>around my age at least
>dark sense of humor
>slightly cutesy
>values wisdom over intelligence (although preferably is at least slightly smart)
>worldly, knows a lot about how things work
>can hold deep conversations
>has suffered enough that she can talk about suffering

My skype is Captain Pl4nt

also

>>24873526

Think about what you're saying, man. What if she's a shy girl you're not attracted to? What if her shyness prevents her from opening up to you? Don't generalize. Have standards, man. Everyone deserves to have standards.

>female
>around my age, maybe a little older
>introverted, but not to the point where she's socially dysfunctional
>shorter/just as tall as me
>tats/piercings are okay as long as they're not overboard
>any race is fine, but I'm into asians/lightskin black/european white
>skinny to a little above average is fine
>tit size doesn't matter
>have at least a little ass
>freckles
>loves animals, especially dogs
>has either a career or wants to be a house wife
>doesn't smoke or do drugs. Drinking is okay on occasion
>shares some hobbies with me
>wants to adopt kids
>is okay with me working odd hours
>loyal

Honeslty at this point I'd settle for female and loyal, but a guy can dream

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>>24873649
Forgot my incomplete infograph

22m

>communist, socialist or anarchist
>tats
>slutty
>extroverted and charming
>bdsm switch leaning sub
>bisexual
>has IT job
>has a lot of cool friends
>red hair
>green eyes
>not thin
>loves to cuddle

One can always dream, right? Have not found her yet, but some were quite close.

Ideally I want to find someone who is me. I know people say don't date a copy of yourself because it doesn't work out or is gets boring or something...but honestly the best relationship i ever had was with a girl who was just like me, she was just my friend when i needed a friend and much more when i needed more. it was just harmony

basic physical stuff:

>female
>lesbian
that would probably help my cause
>younger
by preferably like 4 or 5 years
>taller than me
by 5" please
>beautiful blonde hair and crisp blue eyes and full lips please!
>slender but fit
>furry crotch and bum
>big clit and big lips
i likes what i likes

Personality:
>energetic and optimistic
someone that likes to try new things and go out and have unconventional fun.
>thoughtful and intuitive
someone who knows when i need some support and knows when to be serious for a moment with me
>ambitious
someone who has dreams and looks up in life, rather than straight ahead.
>someone who speaks my love language
i don't care about gifts or taking out the trash or whatever, i need someone who is very physical with their love and affection. hugs and kisses and cuddling mean more to me than flowers and cards.
>someone who loves dogs and cats and the outdoors.
>Smart
Someone who i can discuss current events or interesting topics of any variety with. Someone who can stimulate me intellectually
>Flip side, someone with sillly and sometimes dumb sense of humor.
The internet meme economy is booming, and i want to invest!

Sexy stuff:
>kinky and depraved
i like some weird shit. i need someone who can dominate and be dominated. and is comfortable with lots of toys and bodily functions and fluids..
>tender and passionate
i like to make love, too <3
>into monogamy
I want my dream girl all to myself.

Random:
>will paint my toes for me
>will let me give them massages
>will be naked with me inside most of the time
>will wrestle with me and play fight
>has a cool gay guy friend that i can steal as my friend soemtimes

>>24873895
Aren't you the same person who was in the reverse trap thread?

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Mostly clean kik group. Be friendly.

Dream girl:
>21-30
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>25, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>play in a tribute band to pass the time
>full time job, own a home, live alone

Kik/telegram: nazunalika
skype: on request
discord: on request

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza
ideal mate:

not too ugly
not too fat
not too crazy
not too mean
ddf


thats all i ask

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Call me

Me

>I am a 27 year old female in the US
>I am not super thin and I'm not obese
>I have a full time job that I adore
>I am very friendly and outgoing but get worn out quickly
>I love animals and have a few of my own
>I play video games often(mostly League of Legends)
>I love movies and TV shows and often quote them in every day life
>I'm not a big fan of social media(I dont have a twitter, tumblr, instagram, or snapchat)
>I have been described as sassy and a smartass
>I show love with sarcasm and jokes as well as physical affection
>I am a pretty positive person and like to see the good in everything
>I'm realistic and down to earth and understand I have to work for my happiness
>My biggest negative is that I have a fairly bad panic disorder but I don't let it effect my relationships

Him/Her
>In the United States or Canada(im okay with long distance for the right person)
>Between the ages of 23 and 35(I prefer older rather than younger)
>Not too thin and not obese
>Outgoing and social when required but not against spending time indoors
>Plays video games(ideally League of Legends) and willing to play with me
>Has goals and aspirations and is actually motivated to achieve them
>Has a job or is in school
>Has a passion of some sort and wants to teach me about it
>Is goofy and silly with their partner and not above making fun of each other on a constant basis even in public
>Will sing Disney songs with me
>Wants to be best friends as well as partners but also has friends of their own(dont make me your only social outlet)
>Loves animals(this is a must)
>Intelligent and witty
>Charming and funny(if you can make me laugh I'll melt)
>Not a pessimist(doesn't have to be an optimist but Debbie Downers get old really quickly)
>Realistic and down to earth

Bonus Points: Glasses, beard, adorable voice, and a killer smile that makes me melt.

Skype - DefinitelyNotClerks

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I'll just post this here

>>24874751
>mostly league of legends
boner killed

22/f
I'm laid back and agreeable. going to school for biology. I smoke weed and sometimes do other drugs. I like animals, cooking, video games, and film. I have kind of a dorky sense of humor and I'm pretty optimistic. bonus: not fat

I have a serious mental illness (not BPD) and chronic pain.

Looking for somebody similar I guess, who likes to chill out and stay at home, but who's also been through some shit.

>>24875116
I'm sorry I killed your boner!
If it makes you feel any better I abandoned league like 3 months ago for Overwatch. I feel like a neglectful spouse.

>>24875149

>>24873607
You seem to match me besides the drugs usage. Could you please check my infograph and tell me if I match your "dream guy"? Thank you.

>>24875166
you seem like a pretty cool guy, but looks like drugs bother you a lot. If you think you can get past it I'm down to talk, but I don't want it to be an issue.

>>24875173
I mean, it depends on the drugs, some could be concerning. Could you please message me so we can talk better?

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Me:
28 /M /UK
>White, thin and talk (just shy of 6' 6")
>quit my last job to finish a novel, now volunteering and looking for new work
>big board game and vidya fan, play a lot of everything
>leftwing politics, but I'm not intolerant. Like to talk politics, current events, ethics, etc
>patient and loyal in relationships
>like being dominant sexually, not gone out with anyone yet who is willing to take this quite as far as I'd like yet

Her:
>kind, smart, and funny (I like to laugh a lot and have never gone out with a girl who had good comic timing/wit)
>hair/eye colour doesn't matter much to me, though dark hair preferred
>has some curves, I'm a big boob guy
>ideally also quite tall, but not an issue if she's small
>educated, or at least interested in being educated, and is intelligent
>an outsider. Doesn't need a mental illness or personality disorder, just a life of not quite fitting in with normality
Into vidya and board games. Especially the board games. A lot if my life involves board games at the moment. Holy shit so much board games
>sexually, a monogamous slut. Obedient, likes it rough and out of her control. Ideally, surrenders all consent to me entirely, master/slave relationship

Fuck knows if anyone like this actually exists. If you think you do, my Kik is alyss_silence

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So has anyone found success with these types of threads?

>>24875201
I doubt it. A majority of the time it's a bunch of guys posting their QT-Graphs/specs, then maybe one or two gals who get absolutely bombarded by contact fags and other generally interested men.

Then again, since when do girls NOT have the fast pass in life? Being a semi attractive girl = get anything you want, attention included.

>>24875258
I would guess that there are a lot of girls who add guys but don't post anything because of the reason you just said.

>>24875260

I'd be surprised if this were true, but it's a fair statement nonetheless.

>>24874306
y-you sound perfect but I'm undecided on kids. What kind of music taste do you have? Do you have pets?

>>24875274
I wouldn't have posted if I had fit anybody's post. A lot of the guys here sound pretty cool. don't rule it out.

>>24875201
I found my girlfriend in one of these threads. We've been dating about 8 months, have met once, have plans on moving in together. There's hope, anon.

Me

>nearly 20 m Australian
>average to fit physique
>study and work part time
>have only a few close friends but i do enjoy going and doing things like karaoke and drinking
>own a cat, a bird and a dog. It's interesting
>play video games a lot many different genres the, one that i just can't get into is mmorpgs
>watch a lot of movies and series, I mostly buy cult classic shit, 80's action and horror movies
>I'm jack of all things and know a bit about a lot of different areas
>I can be a bit savage but I'm not malicious and it generally means I'm more comfortable with you
>physical person like to cuddle and that
>can have a dark sense of humor and be cynical at times
>I like both staying in and eating takeout or going out to a fancy restaurant or jamming the two together and going to the local cinema in full formal gear.
>I'm driven when I need to be, if I set my sights on something properly I will do whatever it takes.
>I can sing, act and dance a bit so there's that

Her:

19-23 F Australia
>chubby to skinny
>will be my dedicated support in LoL
>Has a sense of humor and can be goofy
>can handle discussing the movie a small amount during a movie
>Wants to be play vidya with me
>passionate and competitive
>will sing the other part of the confrontation from les Mis with me
>doesn't need to sleep from 10pm til 12 the next day to survive
>sarcastic and not exactly a ray of sunshine
>can get excited about things though
>talk all the time
>be able to hang out together and apart
>can show me new music and movies
>enjoys interesting conversations about random facts and late night talks about what ifs

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I'm a 22 year old guy from Scotland, Dunfermline (close to Edinburgh), doing acting in college. I'm very driven and passionate about it, it's my number one priority in anything, but I need a partner so I wouldn't feel alone in this journey. I'm into intense vidya games, I've read a lot of Terry Pratchett books (sadly I'm not that interested in other authors) and have a backlog of films I want to see with someone.

My girl is:
>18 - 24
>preferably short, like 5'1, but isn't necessary
>curvy (wide hips make me grind my teeth together)
>clever and intelligent
>is either very nice or likes to be strict and in charge, but I still have my say on the matters
>not just a partner but also a good friend that I could hang out with, watch films, talk about things, watch films, play games and listen to music
>independent, she can take care of herself
>doesn't sugar coat anything, a very honest and straightforward individual

If you're somewhere in Scotland, contact me, I'd love to get to know you.
Skype: g1ebguy
Kik: glebguy
Discord: Gleb#7243

ok, Ill make one of these

Me

>27/m/US
>Not too chubby but not skinny either.
>Full time job at a hospital
>Have a few friends that are pretty close, we talk occasionally
>own 3 dogs and 2 cats (i love animals)
>i play video games quite a bit (LoL, Overwatch), it helps me relax
>i watch TV and movies as well, i love referencing my favorite shows
>I'm pretty outgoing but im also not opposed to staying in. it really depends on my mood
>I think im a pretty funny person, i love to make people laugh
>glasses, beard, brown hair, blue eyes
>very sarcastic/smartass
>tall
>down to earth/has a good head on my shoulders

Her
>23-32
>not too chubby, but not too skinny either, i dont wanna break her with a hug
>Has a job
>nice/friendly and likes to go out sometimes, but wouldnt mind staying in either
>plays video games with me
>watches TV/movies with me
>is funny, will make me laugh
>sarcastic or a smartass
>realistic
>likes or loves animals (deal breaker otherwise)
>dont be a downer, cause those people ruin moods
>is affectionate and/or appreciative

Discord is Unicorn Wizzard#1455
i have skype, and kik as well, just ask for them if you need them

Me
>21
>6ft, very skinny 9 stone ish
>short - medium brown hair
> intense brown eyes
>cheekbones
>loud, act very Cocky and arrogant ad a front
>very hyper, energetic
>strong for my size, weak in comparis on to those bigger than me
>tattoos, hang with alternative friends
>smoke every day, party drugs occasionally
>listen to indie and electronic
>loyal/clingy
>assumed mental illness pending diagnosis
>hate very few people but those I do I am extremely sadistic towards
>into sports and some Vidya
>cat lover

Her
>shorter than me
>around my size
>18-24
>lives in England preferably
>ginger
>equally as loud and narcissistic as me
>loyal af would never cheat on me
>okay with 420 ( id quit uppers for the right person)
>same music tastes as me
>pierced and inked
>festival goer
>fellow cat lover
>fine with spending majority of time with me
>can put up with my eratic moodswings and behaviour (must)
>qt

If someone like this exists ( I doubt they'd be on soc if they did) please Skype me at callyjurr

Me:
>20
>male
>white
>live in the UK
>bit shy and introverted
>5'10 and 125lbs skinny
>somewhat feminine looking
>long dark hair and nice eyes apparently
>fluent in two languages
>like travelling, reading, history, gaming, movies, programming
>i dont drink smoke or do drugs
>don't like anime and asian culture in general
>currently working full time and going to college
>somewhat smart
>loyal and honest
>romantic and prefer intimacy over sex

Her:
>18-22
>white
>not fat or chubby
>lives in the UK
>no tattos or piercings
>doesn't smoke
>natural hair colour
>doesn't wear excessive make up
>not an avid social media user
>not a weeb
>plays games or at least tolerates them
>loyal and honest
>shy maybe clingy
>not very outgoing
>knows what she wants in life
>likes travelling
>not extremely busy in life
>sexually inexperienced
>can hold a conversation

Kik: atazs

>>24873332
Me:
> 23 (was told to look younger, like 18 lmao) / mtf / germany
> introverted
> like playing CS and other games
> like anime and tv shows in general
> like cooking
> hard to gain my trust but once we are close ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU
> super dedicated, will never betray you, I'm open about my feelings
> like being held
> can be really jealous but only because I am so scared of losing you
> 179cm, 68kg, dark blonde, blue eyes
> studying some kind of IT

Him:
> 23+, taller than 180, german, NOT FAT, NO SUBHUMAN, doesnt smoke, no sjw
> is dedicated
> isn't very outgoing
> likes videogames
> is patient enough to give us time to really get to know each other before demanding intimacy
> Hugs me
> likes cooking too (maybe cook together :3)
> Is ok with me getting srs in 11 months (means: you support it)

Skype/Steam: franzilovesu

>>24873475
where to find the template?

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>>24875405
No clue where to get it but I still have the template, so here you go

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>>24875405
>>24875448
Sorry that was the one with the bad resolution

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>>24875405
> my chart thingy

>>24875473
thank you :3

Me
>Male 19 Midwest USA
>Hairy
>3 professional tattoos (I say professional because a lot of people settle for shitty tattoos)
>dom in bed/various kinks
>5'11
>White
>Medium length very dark blonde hair, growing it out
>Honestly have a great beard
>Vidya all day. Final Fantasy, fighting games, and pokemon on and off, mostly just when a new one comes out
>Look much older, surrounded by older people
>GWAR, White Zombie, and the Doors are some of my musical preferences
>Aspiring comedian
>Will drink
>Smoke weed if offered but have never paid more than 20 dollars for any
>Been cheated on twice and also had 1 other really fucked up break up

Her
>around my age
>loyal
>I'm into a lot of different body types but there's a point where it gets too fat
>Not grossed out by cum, willing to give a good blowjob (I sort of enjoy oral more than vaginal sex but I like to return that favor)
>Submissive and generally sexually adventurous
>Understands there's a difference between drinking for fun and being an alcoholic
>Doesn't do hard drugs, at least not to the point where it's a part of her life
>Has a sense of humor in line with mine
>Willing to or already interested in Vidya
>Likes to learn about the world
>Not inescapably far on either side of the political spectrum
>Can be shy and introverted but not afraid to go on a fucking date

I sound jaded and most of my wants are "not" things. But yeah.

Will drop contact info if anyone asks for it.

>>24875293
>dating 8 months
>met once

Hahahahahaha

>>24875313
Your discord doesn't come up. I would love to talk to you.

>>24875313
Never mind I figured it out. Request sent to discord!

>>24873332
Ideal mate:

>girl
>virgin
>likes being shutin
>likes games
>likes memes
>likes other geeky stuff
>accepts my out of control social autism

Me:
>Female, 18 from the US
>Introvert, but talkative once I know someone well.
>A little quirky and awkward but can hold a conversation pretty damn well.
>Plays survival/sandbox/open world games.
>Willing to play whatever SO prefers.
>Really enjoys skyping 24/7 bc super clingy.
>Pretty decent artist. Draws horror comics.
>Changes hair color often(blonde right now). Brown eyes. Curvy but not fat.
>Morbid humor, cynical, nonreligious, virtuous, nihilist.

Him:
>18-29
>Introvert
>Prefers my type, obviously, and enjoys talking often.
>Enjoys games. Plays anything other than overwatch or lol....
>Cynical, also virtuous.
>Talented. Artistic preferably.
>Quirky personality. Can also hold a conversation well.
>Not obsessed with sex. Doesn't flirt right off the bat.
> Pale with dark hair and eyes. Not a strong preference at all though.

Skype: Emeryisthetits
Kik: Goreius

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>>24876146
>>Introvert
>>and enjoys talking often
>>Can also hold a conversation well.

Oh shit nigger what are you doing.
You realize you can choose either introvert or the other 2 right?

Hi

Me:
>girl/20/US
>5'2
>has crippling depression and anxiety
>signs of schizophrenia
>major PTSD
>enjoys video games (ES series, OW, shitty indie horror games I can laugh at, random flash games, JRPGs, League of Legends, and other stuff)
>anime/manga/Japen nerd
>like the spoop, don't get scared easily, though
>likes cuddles
>is tsundere and very yandere
>noob af at relationships - the ones I've had have been fucking garbage
>I hate kids
>I hate people
>sulks a lot
>can read German but speaking it is very rough (small vocabulary)
>can be an asshole
>wants to travel
>is a piece of garbage

You:
>20-28
>taller than me (it isn't too hard desu)
>is as noob as me at relationships AKA hasn't been a total slut
>likes the vidya
>somewhat of a weeab
>yandere preferred
>hates people
>likes cuddles
>can handle/understand sarcasm
>somewhat of an asshole
>would watch shitty scary movies with me
>possibly open to traveling
>won't cheat on me

Sooo... Yeah...
Skype email is:
[email protected]

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Me:
21/M/Far away from you
Loves retro-stuff (Music, clothing, movies, series videogames)
Loves Eurobeat (like mostly everything but very noisy stuff) Funkwave, vaporwave and retrowave are my thing too.
Love videogames (A lot actually, Retro and Modern)
5´11 and 183lbs, short and dark hair, brown eyes. (Painfully average and build is on the chubby side)
Clingy and needs contant attention.
Dont like politics.
Homebody


You:
Loves videogames or to talk about them at least
Loves eurobeat (ideally) or wouldn´t mind listening to it and share some musics between each other.
Long dark hair, bangs, and GLASSES (this is very important)
Clingy and needs constant attention.
Average build or midly thicc.
Age is not important but would like to keep it around 20-22
Doesn´t like politics.
Homebody.
Is not an ironic memer 24/7

Kik: zetamaniac
Discord: Zetamaniac#5942
I have steam and skype too.

Me:
>Guy / 20 / Netherlands
>6'4
>Going to college
>Introvert
>Shutin
>tfw no gf ever
>Shy but can talk to people once I know them well
>Friendly once known
>Game a lot (WoW, Skyrim, FO4, Diablo3, LoL, Dota, Many other modern online games)
>Like metal
>Probably comes off as an asshole to people who don't know me from sarcasm and dark humor
>Like to joke a lot
>Will probably sperg out of conversation with strangers
>I don't care about your looks or personality other than what I list below

You:
>Girl
>Preferably in a similar timezone. US can work if you can work with the shitty timeframes where we are both awake and free
>Introvert
>Likes vidya too
>Likes to spend time with me
>Turboclingy prefer (give attention pls)

Kik: Azrogg
Skype: [email protected]
Steam: GG Handyman
Discord: Handyman#8692

Me:
>25/M
>from northern Europe, 100% pure breed, blue eyes and all
>6'3 and bearded, but my face is more cute than it is handsome
>high anime powerlevel
>I play bad MMO games and autism simulators
>I'm a normie on the outside but a nerd at heart
>charismatic but don't enjoy mass socializing, introverted
>like watching movies but I've yet to see so many essentials!
>goes hiking maybe once a year
>enjoy cooking & baking
>enjoy technology
>would only go gay for Stephen Fry
>full-time job, own my own apartment
>uses comma too often

You:
>19-29 female/born female
>European, but I have friends in the US and AUS too
>is more cute than she is sexy, preferrably slim or slimthiccccc
>not loud
>enjoys being a sub in bed
>enjoys sitting inside on a rainy day, holding hands under a blanket
>has a sense of humour, can make me laugh
>able to hold a conversation for more than 5 minutes
>has at least one interest she's passionate about

kik: JogginNoggin
e-mail: [email protected]

Me:
>19/F/TX,US
>5'4"
>Chubby with big boobs
>Dark humor, sarcastic
>Prone to acting cutesy
>Spend a lot of time watching anime
>Can be very clingy

Her:
>Age is not that important, as long as somewhat near my age
>Likes to watch anime/play vidya with me (LoL and Overwatch mainly right now)
>Also clingy
>Not very picky with looks, personality is more important

kik: flyingunderpants
skype: shaimonsan (says I'm a male, but don't be alarmed XD)

Me:
>23/M/Upper Central US
>Biochem Student
>Average body, 6’2”
>Golden medium length hair
>In-between masc and fem
>Work in a cancer research lab
>Live on my own
>Doing grad work soon
>Like to lift, especially lower body
>Like to play vidya to destress (OW, League, DotA, DS)
>Enjoys shitposting and bantering throughout the day
>Very romantic and monogamous
>Love to cuddle
>Very sexually submissive

Him:
>Lives in US or will eventually
>Bearish/Stocky. Bulky muscle is sexy
>Masculine but isn’t a dick
>Emotionally aware and supportive.
>Reliable as a person.
>Decently outgoing socially. Likes constant conversation and banter over alone time.
>Sexually and Socially dom
>Loyal, Romantic, Affectionate, and Monogamous
>Likes to play vidya as well or wouldn’t mind getting into a few casual games just for couples time
>Clingy and Possessive. Fairly attractive trait
>Wouldn’t mind lifting together eventually, would like for me to cook him dinners while he’s bulking


Kik: kekandace
Ask for skype if necessary

>>24876175
It's more so the fact that in person I'm fucked socially. Referring to myself as another but introverted would be mostly incorrect.

me:
>26/M/germany
>(soon) master in electrical engineering
>5'6" slim/average build
>brown hair and brown eyes
>introverted/shy
>spending most of my time with my current studies and video games
>likes to spend weekends at home/bed watching tv. also traveling and doing trips is fun.
>clingy romantic but also kinky/pervy
>virgin

her:
>20-28
>amazing eyes
>cute smile
>everything from slim to slightly chubby is fine
>likes when I play with her hair
>kinky in bed, into bdsm
>likes to play vidya or watching series
>cooks delicious food with me
>not more than 1 prior relationship/sex partners

kik: throwaway0816

>>24876375
So you're awkward / shy?

Introversion roughly means you get drained from social interaction and would 'recharge' by being alone. It doesn't mean you don't like talking or are bad at it.
That's all defined by shyness, anxiety, akwardness etc.

Her
>biological gril
>18-22
>shorter than me
>weighs less than me
>not an alcoholic
>loyal
>kind
>patient
>submissive to me
>likes games (video or tabletop)
>would rather cuddle indoors than go outside
>lives in my area (Southwest WA)
Bonus Points
>red hair
>does anal
>trump supporter
>is in this thread

Me
>Male
>20
>6'1"
>dirty blonde hair
>caucasian
>about 175 pounds give or take
>can cook decently
>about to move out of parents
>likes to cuddle
>good listener
>honest person

I have kik and e-mail if someone wants them.

>>24875278
It varies, I'm generally a fan of rock and metal, sometimes I'm OK with punk. I also get down with acoustic fingerstyle. Some stuff I can listen to: Foo Fighters, Rush, Pearl Jam, Silverstein, Memphis May Fire, We Came as Romans. Meanwhile the tribute band I'm in does Duran Duran... Which is way outside that realm lol. Either way, I'm open to stuff.

I have a newly adopted kitten and I'm about to start a fish tank. My other cats are with my family since they've grown accustomed to that home. I still visit them though.

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>Tfw Canadian grills are non existent in these threads still.

Time to commit Sudoku on the hardest level. Just kek me famarinos

>>24876640
Why do you look grumpier when not at work?

>>24875313
kik? :)

>>24875260
Girl here, basically always lurking in these threads (not a soc regular) and only rarely drop my own chart (without contact because I like to take time when conversing with people).

Me
>M 20 France
>1m96 slim
>brown hair
>Work in a hotline
>Like vidya (TF2 and CSgo mostly)
>Also like outdoor stuff (walk, camping, slackline)
>Love music (mostly metal and lofi)
>Fell free to ask
>Also like to go to concert and festival
>Like nerdy stuff (D&D, tabletop game)
>Stay at home and do nothing is a big part of my life

Her
>19-25
>Same taste of music
>Enjoy to chill
>I don't know

Kik : Utulululu
Skype: carmeau1

>>24876770
socthrower

Repost.

My ideal guy is someone kind, caring, and nurturing but has the capacity be to stern and daddy-like (but not a jerk!). He'd have a career or something that he does during the day, plus some type of achievable long-term goal. Bonus if you like going to cons or traveling. Sexually, he takes the lead and has a relatively high sex drive unless depressed/stressed. Pls no degenerate poly relationships.
+ if you like small titty

I'm a thin, pale girl who has a job but wants to be a housewife eventually. I like lolita and himekaji and other girly hobbies. I will probably pick up after you to a fault because I like to clean and organize. I've recently come to the realization that most liberals are over the top and if that bothers you to the very core of your being, we're probably not a good match.

Reply with your kik please. If I didn't get to you last time, it's because I was traveling.

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>>24876729
I dunno I rock a more stoic look when I'm out in public but at work I forget all that shit that stresses me out and so I'm generally happier when I work, most of the time lol

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>>24873332

>>24873989

You know it! I like furry individuals!

>>24876938
Yeah I tried to contact you last thread but I didn't get anything. It's glebguy.

>>24877171
Er, based on your previous post in the thread, I don't think we're compatible. I'm like negative on the curvy scale, in no way strict with my partners (I prefer the man to take the lead), and I'm not sure how I feel about a potential SO studying acting. I'll still contact you though?

>>24877272
Probably bad wording on my part, by 'strict' I meant someone who likes to act like it. I'm very individualistic and dominant actually, I rarely let other people decide for me. I just kind of find that trait attractive in other people.
[spoiler]Subs are nice too.[/spoiler]

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>>24873332
Hellooo

>>24877330
wtf who are u

>>24877367
FUCK YOU

>>24873332
I could only ask for a cute petite woman with a heart that belongs to the outdoors that has a good sense of who she is

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I posted a list earlier, but I finished the chart so here it is

>>24876938
Kik: Auron2197

I like cons, taking the lead in bed, and small titty. Among other things you mentioned haha.

>>24876938
My kik is ebolapudding, hey

> six wings
> a million eyes
> constantly on fire
> ability to scream forever

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me
>25/f/ri
>5'4", somewhere between chubby and bbw. smaller tits, a waist, big ass/thighs. brown eyes, curly brown hair
>kinda like an elaine/george hybrid personality-wise
>introverted but can open up to the right person
>into indie/alt/classic rock, jrpgs, nintendo, 90's anime, cartoons, and observational/absurdist humor
>works full time, in school part time
>cat person (but dogs are cool too)
>high sex drive, leaning towards submissive but enjoys taking control every now and then. has a kink or two but doesn't get too crazy. not promiscuous
>sane, articulate, respectful, and kind

him
>23-30
>local, as in ri/ma/ct, and would want to meet eventually if we click
>5'7" or taller. husky/builtfat preferred. hairy/bearded is A+
>not completely immature
>has a lot of interests that overlap with mine and can talk at length about them
>not a /pol/tard
>high sex drive. highsexdrivehighsexdrivehighsexdrive (but not promiscuous, for safety reasons)
>sane, articulate, respectful, and kind
>has their own place where we can chill (as in doesn't live at home still, cuz i do a-hyuk)

mainly looking for a fwb but open to the possibility of a relationship. my ideal day involves mario kart and copious amounts of sex, followed by cuddling and watching a hilariously bad b-movie

>>24876938
kik is AceDetective

>>24878191
have a kik mines hilfiger4131

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Me:

>Male, 19, North Carolina
>Heteroflexible (Will only date/marry women)
>Kissless virgin by choice
>5'10" and 135 pounds
>Not very hairy
>Feminine body
>Brown hair and eyes
>Borderline hipster glasses
>People say I look like Clark Kent and Rivers Cumo
>Likes wearing grungy jeans and rock t-shirts, loves oversized sweaters
>Likes Steven Universe and Filthy Frank
>Likes classic rock and rap mostly, can listen to anything
>Musically talented
>Can draw
>Wrote a novel once
>Can be naive and boyish
>Fuckton of kinky fetishes
>High sex drive
>Easily aroused
>Loves innocent affection
>Getting back into anime
>Does not play vidya anymore
>Has a job
>Depressed but not suicidal
>Does not do drugs but wants to smoke weed
>Smokes a cigarette/cigarillo once a week or less
>Has a southern accent that sounds slightly black
>Would not drink alcohol
>Beleives in LBGT rights but is annoyed by over glorification
>Hates feminism
>KIK: kurdtmorrison


Her:

>Any age between 18 and 40
>Any skin color/Race
>Any height
>Any weight between 90 and 300 pounds
>Preferably chubby
>Kind and sweet
>Loyal
>Preferably kissless virgin
>Will rp with me
>Likes the same music as me
>Has a creative talent of some kind
>Can be a NEET but has to have ambitions
>Must be able to tolerate a foot fetish
>Preferably in the United States
>Will love me for who I am
>Won't try to change me
>Wants a loyal white boi who will spoil her and be nice to her

her:

>human

Not looking for a gf but looking for anyone that wants a new friend

>18
>6'3
>240lbs
>Moderately built
>Usually chill and down to earth
>down with anything
including the sickness
Kik:alpineGG
i'm also from PA

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>>24873332

Guise...

Yesterday was surreal. I made out with this girl from Uni after spending like the entire day just talking to her. That's nice and all but I can't help but feel conflicted.

The reason is, this girl is like the female version of me. It's fucking crazy. I'm not really a religious or spiritual person but this is just such a freaky surreal experience. It almost takes you out of reality and makes you question if there is some strange organization to it all. I mean this girl thinks exactly like I do. We talk the same. Have the same kind of vocabulary. We have had the same fucking troubles in life. We both have a similar kind of rare physical medical condition. We want similar things in life. We are the same major. We like the same kind of cars. Political beliefs are largely the same from what I've gleened so far. Similar thoughts/preferences on sex, marriage, children, etc. Want to live in the same kind of place. Like the same kind of weather. We sat in my truck for hours and wound up playing this game where we guess eachothers' psyche and were both pretty spot on because we could just relate. So we were just describing ourselves and it was the other person.

It all moved very fast. I just started talking to her like the day before. But we are so comfortable around eachother and we wound up spending the entire day together inadvertently. She would put it out there that, "you probably think I should go. I'm probably holding you up", but I didn't care. She didn't care. We wound up making out and it was nice but at the same time it was like making out with a female version of myself.

Am I attracted to myself?

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May as well post it. I don't expect anything to come of it tho

>>24876938
LaserJesusBeard

Me:
>Guy / 20 / Netherlands
>6'4
>Brown/dirty blonde hair that I don't know what to do with
>Pale
>Blue eyes
>Glasses
>Skinny to average build
>Going to college for software development
>Introvert
>Shy
>Kinda awkward
>Shutin
>tfw no gf ever
>Shy but can talk to people once I know them well
>Friendly once known
>Game a lot (WoW, Skyrim, FO4, Diablo3, LoL, Dota, Many other modern online games) but I'd be ok with whatever you wanted to do
>Likes metal and melodic dubstep. Almost all kinds of random music.
>Like to joke a lot
>I don't care about your looks

Her:
>Preferably in a similar timezone. US can work if you can work with the shitty timeframes where we are both awake and free
>Likes vidya too
>Likes to spend time with me
>Turboclingy prefer (give attention pls)

Kik: Azrogg
Skype: [email protected]
Steam: GG Handyman
Discord: Handyman#8692

I'm a straight guy.. my partner I want them to be..

Just fucking be funny, decently attractive, and be creative. It really turns me on if a girl can make me laugh since I'm usually doing the humor. If she can keep up in a conversation and be engaging that's also a plus. I don't care if she can't take all of my 8 inches or sucks in bed. Just be funny, decently cute, creative, engaging. That will get me more excited than any fucking thing you have to show me

>>24878335
I fit almost all those requirements

Me:
>18 m uk
>6'4
>like a lot of music mostly rap and metal though
>Likes Vidya total nerd likes computers and stuffs ask me I guess :)
>Sorta like fashion I guess

Her:
>18-24
>5'2-5'5
>Ginger, or dyes her hair :)
>Nerd like me
>Can turn me onto new music possibly a musician
>Good sense of humour

If you a fit some of these I guess hmu my Kik is sherrifftoast85 :)

>>24876938
sisyphusthestranger

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Kik: BlueSoup

>>24878463
been there, found a girl that was almost like a female version of myself. Fell in love with her, best feeling ever. she was perfect but her working schedule made it impossible for us to hold contact. Broke up after 9 month of happyness because she couldnt handle it anymore. Still miss her 2 years later. Still was the best time of my life, I wish I had her back even after the sudden but short and dramafree breakup. good luck with that girl, if it feels right for you go for it, she might be the one.

Her:
>smart, down to earth, passionate about something
>not a total sjw
>little bit nerdy
>patient but also very ambitious
>not a gold digger
>well mannered
>silly humor
>preferably not too extraverted

Me:
>Entrepeneur, hard working, very good business
>introverted, respectful, ambitious
>tall

Her:
<25
Dark/Brown/Black hair
Shorter than me
Anything between chubby and thin
Passionate about music and/or movies
Has her own interests/opinions too
Loyal
Cute

Me:
21
Blonde
6'3
Average/skinny fat
Interested in music, movies, politics, bunch of other stuff not worth mentioning without sounding like a pretentious asshole
Introverted
Opinionated
Probably stubborn

Skype: todestrieb-

These threads are always depressing as fuck.

>>24879362
>LaserJesusBeard
Googled your kik and found "We're a kinky poly triad in a committed relationship. Always looking for more friends, so feel free to message for conversation!", but thanks.

>>24873332
Me:
Male
Straight
English
25
5’8
Ginger
Slightly overweight
Introverted
Bit sarcastic, fond of dry humour
Too honest for my own good
Bit slow on the uptake sometimes
Into Anime and JRPGs, prefer single player games to multiplayer
Occasional tabletop gamer and roleplayer
Music taste is firmly in old rock
Not much of a TV person other than news
Moderate right-winger
Trying to make it as an author
Non-smoker, social drinker
Either a sub or switch, not enough information at this time

You:
Female
23 – 30
White
As tall or taller than me
Blonde or Ginger
Not fussed on body type so long as you aren’t delusional about flaws
Indoors type, but not incapable of going out once in a while
Kind
Loyal
Can think for yourself
Not addicted to social media
Reliable
Honest
Non-smoker, social drinker
Enjoys or can understand at least one of my hobbies

>>24876938
Where do you plan to travel? I'm only really looking for friends but we have a lot in common.

Me:
>21/f/US
>5'5", thin/athletic body
>straight brown hair, blueish green eyes, glasses
>passionate about what I'm studying
>super shy and introverted
>likes running, hiking, writing, indie rock music, suspenseful shows/movies, and crime documentaries
>virgin
>playful, submissive, loves cuddling

Him:
>21-28
>taller than me
>student and/or has a job
>outdoorsy and into fitness
>easygoing and funny
>dominant and affectionate
>doesn't mind that I can be quiet

>>24880975
This is actually me whoa. Care to chat?

>>24881037
Sure, do you have a skype?

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live:thepropanedoctor (skype)
pr0pane (kik)

either one is fine

>>24880975
Are you looking for friends, too? If so, I'd add your skype.

>>24881298
Sure, it's recyclement00 at outlook dot com

>>24876938
This Sounds so great, would Love to get in Touch with you Kik is kuldasin

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>>24880622
I don't have any traveling plans right now. I've only been to Japan so somewhere in Europe, I guess.

>>24876938
You got skype? Cuz kik is arse

I mean granted so is skype but it's my preferred method

>>24876938
ShizzakeNBacon

can I have a female opinion on something?

>>24883198
Maybe

I have red in a book that women are usually attracted to bad guys because they are confident and dominant. is it true that a dominant man is a turn on for women?

>>24883207
It's a matter of taste. Confidence is definantly a plus for most. As for dominence, it's usually something left for the men, but that one can go both ways depending on the girl.

Very few women want to date a guy who has zero confidence, but the amount of control is something that is much different for each women.

hmmm , and what about dominance of male during sex, do women enjoy get spanked and treated like bitch during sex?

>>24883233
Some yes, some no
Women are a lot like guys, we have our own tastes, there is no perfect man that every women would fall for.

i see, once i tried it with a female friend of mine. what i did was, when we entered in my house, we began making out and i pushed her against the door and kissed her roughly which she seemed to enjoy and while intercourse i grabbed her hair from behind and was speaking dirty to her in her ears. she came like i have never seen any girl cum like that. but when i was with another girl, tried same techniques, but she did not enjoyed it..
you are right every girl has different taste.

>>24880975
Hi i fit on all point :)
Add me skyp carmeau1

>>24883207
I guess that would make some sense. I am attracted to a man who makes a move and is forward. Confident and goes for what he wants. I assume if he doesn't make a move then I am not that.
It's sexy when someone goes for what they want. Idk about the bad boy part though. There is a limit. If he's arrogant and forceful instead of confident it's a turn off

Her:
>18-26
>Thin to average, short, pale
>Prefer living nearby
>Shy, cutesy, clingy
>Colored hair is +
>Tattoos or piercings + too
>Into anime and cosplay, gamer
>Open to sharing some of my interests
>Likes animals
>Likes some outdoorsy stuff or open to trying
>Good personal hygiene, doesn't smoke

Me:
>East coast Canada - NB.
>26, 6' 145lbs
>Blue eyes, dark brown hair (usually)
>INTJ
>College degree in Networking
>Goals of getting my own place, working toward my dream job
>Have my own car. Into cars a lot. Working towards my dream car also
>Bit of social anxiety, prefer staying in, doesn't go out partying
>Independent but hates feeling lonely, loyal, INTJ
>Likes anime but not a lot (want someone more interested than I so I can get into it more)
>Into cars, gaming, movies
>Has tattoos, pierced
>Has cats, bearded dragon
>Enjoys nature, hiking, exploring
>Doesn't smoke. Drinks occasionally but not a lot.

Kik is Anon_714 or leave contact and ill reply back

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Her:
>>around my age
>>likes staying home most of the time but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>>shares similar interests (in the infograph)
>>loves cuddling
>>caring, loyal and honest
>>would love to have pets and to travel around the world
>>short is a plus

>>24880975
Kik is randommang if interested

copying and pasting from other thread
Me:
25/female/lesbian/Ontario Canada
likes indie music, indie movies, and reading long books for school (I'm an English major).
wants to be a librarian
You:
Older female
french/Quebecois/francophone
shares some of my interests in music, movies and books.
ideally has some sort of job but that's not super important
contact info:
skype is mahsocks
kik is Utterlyuranianumbra
email is [email protected]

>>24883869

>>24883135
I don't really get on Skype anymore. Do you have a throwaway email or something?

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>>24880975
>tfw 5'4"

>>24884324
>>24876938
We'd get along really well, if you're serious about your values and about finding someone to travel with, send me a Hello or your kik to [email protected]

Me:
>Male
>29
>6'5, relatively lean/skinny
>Short brown hair, blue eyes, glasses
>Extremely hung
>Deep, loud voice
>Work in IT
>Passionate, always interested in learning more. Perfectionist, always trying to improve
>Very direct, forward, and blunt
>Crude sense of humor
>Cynical, wary of people in general
>Love art/design, music, games (video and tabletop), fitness, etc

Her
>19+
>Short, tall, whatever
>Preferably skinny/average.
>Any hair color/length
>Big tits
>Passionate, not satisfied with mediocrity
>"Nerdy"
>High sex drive, submissive
>Honest and straightforward, but not a stiff
>Crude sense of humor

kik: whyamievendoingthis

>>24883325
correct!

A girl who's not gonna betray me
A girl who doesn't mind a clingy dude
A girl who is fine with dating an 18 year old
Any race is fine except if you're from India
I like online relationships. I know that's picky sorry haha

A large-bottomed woman with leftist politics who can absolutely wreck me in chess/strategy games. Size/color/genitalia really not important. I try not to ask for much.

>>24885283
Oh also yandere as fuck

>>24880975
Aw Hell yeah.
If you want to chat and get comfy add me on kik:
Shitpostizmadude

>>24884324
Yeah, sure. Different ID cuz different network, btw

[email protected]

>>24880975
What you're looking for fits into a large quantity of people here, but what the hell, it's me.

Add me on Skype: exilius1
I'm curious to know what you're studying

Me:
>24/m
>pale and skinny
>long hair
>don't play video games that much
>like movies
>dislike voice chat
>realist enough to know we will never meet each other
>clingy, like to listen/talk (give my opinion) about whatever you like to talk
>incapable of starting a conversation by myself
>i don't mind any kind of mental illness

Her:
>female
>very talkative and able to talk all day every day just for the sake of talking with someone
>lonely
>without a bf

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Her:
>misanthrope
>very weird
>cynical and judging
>extroverted or talktative, but antisocial
>heart filled with hate
>light hair and/or light eyes
>no tattoos
>white

Me:
>22
>very long, light brown hair
>white
>introverted
>picky
>monk-like
>traditional
>read and listen to music all the time
>have a career

skype: baldrvargr
kik: MorthVargr

Me:
>19/m
>chubby
>like math com sci and philosophy traveling
>according to the IQ test very intelligent
>feel stupid as fuck
>likes to talk about everything
>pessimist
>slightly religious
>hate social normes

Her:
>female
>not stupid
>talkative
>i would say decent looking but im ugly...

>>24886778
kik : SomeoneReallyCrazy

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Her:
>>around my age
>>likes staying home most of the time but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>>shares similar interests (in the infograph)
>>loves cuddling
>>caring, loyal and honest
>>would love to have pets and to travel around the world
>>short is a plus