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I like

-the girl from shg who had brain surgery and is 25yo virgin
-the chubby 28yo virgin woman,
-caela
-scotchan

Girl used to come on here, name was grace. We got chatting, skyped, really got on. She was amazing, really sweet, good looking and funny. I had a GF at the time so it felt kinda wrong to me. When I broke up with my GF she had gotten together with a bloke and their now getting married. I miss her :(

i like a 5'6'' chubby el Salvadoran dude
really cute nerdy it guy.
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Lupita

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remember when /soc/ was good?

Holly

Will she come back?

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I miss this beautiful boy

I think he went by the name 'Swede;?

Is this a /soc/ tripfag worship thread?
Can we share life experiences or is it faux pas?

>>24869566
honestly I still talk to most of those people.
A lot of us moved on and are doing really well

This is odd but idk where to post it. I matched a girl on tinder and sent her the following pick up line as a joke; "if I was a taxidermist and your pet donkey died, would you let me stuff that ass?" I generally don't send stuff like this to girls I actually intend on meeting up with, but she responds with "Illegal!" At first I couldn't tell if this bitch was serious so I told her I take my taxidermy very seriously and unmatched her. Since then I've been paranoid. Could she try and pursue this as sexual harassment and get me in trouble with my school or the law? I know it seems paranoid but I'm high strung.

>>24870673
hahahahahahahaha

>>24870673
Enjoy prison.

>>24870673
kek
you're done for friend

>>24870677
>>24870679
>>24870683
She was asian if that makes a difference

>>24870686
no it doesn't
you're fine dude, chill

>>24870686
fucking kek

>>24870686
>>24870690
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>24870688
Thanks, I've been nervous about small shit like this ever since some chick at my college called the cops on a guy for "hacking" her facebook. I don't even know what is acceptable anymore

>>24870000
>I still talk to most of those people.
I feel sorry for you

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>2017
>Not posting the one true crush.

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Tfw you're crushing on some one irl also why does no one on soc crush on me anymore;n;
Here's my platonic soc crush on a side note

taylor is a goddess who will not give me the time of day. shes also a bitch but i think thats pretty sexy.

taylor just unblock me and let me worship you. just embrace it

btw cupcake i shouldnt have to tell you but im really sarcastic so interpret that as you will.

>>24872374
Tfw not anyone's crush anymore too :(

>>24872780
>btw cupcake i shouldnt have to tell you but im really autistic so interpret that as you will.

FTFY

>>24872938
what are you talking about? who are you? i didnt do anything.

taylor if thats you unblock me pls let me be your autistic bf

if you arent taylor ive got a few choice words id use, but im not gonna come at you armed to the teeth without knowing.

>>24872780
leave me alone youre starting to creep me out tbqh

>>24872978
you know i love it when you mess with me.

im just tryna play around

i had a hard time finding any words to respond with. thats how good you are.

marry me pls

>>24872986
good job meh

>>24872990
when you say meh are you talking about the red haired guy who always feels the need to post naked pics.

im not that guy that guy is a weird degenerate

>>24872973
It's because you're taking it too far and don't know when to stop and it's getting creepy. Surely you have enough self awareness and social skills to know that, right?

>>24873008
i dont see whats creepy about posting my crush in a crush thread but ok

>Fall for her
>She would randomly sit next to me in mostly empty rooms
>Talk to her, we are friendly enough
>Try asking her to lunch
>Say yes, but drags a guy friend along
>Awkward lunch. Guy friend hits on her, and she wants nothing to do with it. (Ends up breaking contact for an unknown reason with him)
>Nothing happens after
>I catch her staring at me, and occasionally she doesn't look away, instead we just stare into each other eyes for a few seconds.
>She still never texts me first, but she will keep the conversation going if I do text her. Sometimes for 6-10 hrs.
>I sometimes slip in jokes that kinda tease her. No one finds them funny, but she still laughs. She sometimes teases me similarly
>She Makes it a point to try an push me to become an EMT. Which she is one, but also knows that I want to do it soon.
>She is always seeming willing to meet up, says "Definitely!" and "We can always give it a shot!" but will never commit to an actual day. But she seems kinda disappointed.
>Sometimes does not respond to stuff where I try meeting up (Date like or otherwise.)

She may be nervous or insecure due to loose skin? (Lost ~125 lbs In the past 2 years)

>be at con all day
>come to crush thread
>see major glory sappy obsession post
>see people pretend to be me

Wat in tarnation

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A mostly clean kik group. Be friendly.

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>>24872374
>crushing hard on a girl
>talk frequently
>keep dropping hints
>she keeps calling me "bruddah" and "buddy"
>mfw

>>24869566
>>24870000
Most of those people were massive AIDS. Sage was cute AF but yea, totally obsessed with that fag, which was kind of a bummer. Unicorns was a pretty fucking fun dude to troll with though. And people didn't complain so much when we did oh my god THAT was fun.

this board is almost as bad as r9k but at least ya'll aint outwardly autistic

>>24874178
>at least ya'll aint outwardly autistic
Clearly you haven't been here long.

>>24873934
babe youre so nerdy
you see how mad these kids got

i did some cookin today wish u were here xoxo

>>24874161

Trust me, if she wanted you, she would've fucked you a LONG time ago. A long, long time ago. Time to move up, bruddah.

But as a fellow bro, hang in there. ;-;7

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>>24873934
>see people pretend to be me
:^)

>>24873602
I should add that you can visibly see some signs of loose skin if shes wearing thin clothes. (Which is probably why she only really wears thicker plaid shirts or sweatshirts)

>>24875697
youre not gonna shoot me.
id let you hold a loaded gun to my head and would trust you not to pull the trigger.

>>24869490
/HOLLY/
miss you angel

>be me, sadgrl talking to randos
>meet russian dude on anon app
>we talk for awhile, end up admitting we liked each other
>bonds for like 6 months
>he tells me he came to america illegally after his mom and sister died
>he also tells me he killed his dad
>wat
>doesn't really believe him, but also would probably marry Ted Bundy
>another 6 months pass
>he's doing some drug he can't even name everyday, gives him energy
>working 16 hours a day
>he tells me he has some rare heart condition
>that's fucking grand
>ends up being ghosted for a week
>relationship was going nowhere anyway
>gets random skype message saying he passed away from a heart attack
>message was super fucking detailed. Down to the second of when everything happened
>his friend messages me telling me he never killed anyone, his family is still alive. And he's in america legally.
>go figure
>cried harder than the liberals when trump won
>but for weeks
>couldn't date for months
>called his work, searched everywhere for more proof.
>nothing
>about 5 months later, I search his name again on facebook
>there he was
>alive
>cheated
>be me, outside on porch staring at phone
>lols

I haven't had a serious relationship since. Rip.

Orange.

>>24874173
>Most of those people were massive AIDS
which ones

>>24869955
pretty sure hes still around

>>24869622
didn't our queen RIP?

>>24877935
>>24877935
jeez that shoop was so bad kek

>>24878068
Post that pic with da titties, breh

>>24878072
Ya this thread needs tay-tay ta-tas iykwis

>>24878068
The one on the right obvi. This one is an ugly pic ill give you that

>>24878088
At least post the real nude bruh

>>24878088
Holy shit those are massive!

>>24878088
The topless waitress has been always pne of the hottest and funniest lasses in this hellhole

Also I miss ginger Ellen, another hot specimen with bubbly personality

>>24878093
>being this new

>>24878090
That picture is really sexy actually. You looked like kat dennings or whatever her name is.

>>24878098
Ugh fuck you. Shes always weird about her nudes like theyre hideous or something. Ive never seen.

I miss old Taylor. :(

>>24878099
>You looked like kat dennings
>saying this well-known /soc/ meme self-posted in celebrity lookalike threads by taytay just to get into her pants

>>24878104
I mean the real ones are embarassing. This one the photoshop troll posted is just comical.

YO
I'm good friends with Taylor and I actually got to meet her recently and I can say pictures do her no justice, she is a tiny pretty qt who is super friendly. <3

>>24878115
agreed. tay is bestest in any way, not just the tatas

>>24878115
Aww youre da best. Also you are the prettiest qt irl

>>24878115
>>24878118
Yo fuck both of u
I try to defend u and u give me shit

>>24878106
U literally wot?

kek I posted face on /soc/ for a year and never got my pic in here (back when you used to be able to post pics)

I was mentioned by nickname a couple times so that's better than nothing I guess.

>>24877346
Like... all of them that I recognize. I mean I don't really have any fond memories of them.

>>24878118
taylor please

>>24878104
Who are we talking about? Has this person ever posted nudes? Because now I'm thinking of that brunette busty never nude who I'm still waiting to post nudes

>>24879392
taylor is a goddess thats who we are talking about.
she doesnt really want me to worship her though :/
even though its fun for me

>>24869513
>-the girl from shg who had brain surgery and is 25yo virgin
Who's this?

>>24879401
Whats she look like tho

>>24879452
im not gonna post her pic but somebody posted some old stuff of her itt.

>>24879462
Damn, i missed it before it got deleted

>>24879452
Someone posted a link to an imgur full of her nudes but I didn't save it lol
They weren't good anyways

>>24879469
Honestly just wanted to know What her face looked like

>>24879476
she was in the thread before so maybe if shes on later she will post a pic.

taylor you should post a sexy picture of yourself