assumptions based on clothes no face pls OP is pic related

>>24869178
Closeted frat bro who probably played soccer during primary.

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>>24869178
Probably failing three classes

>>24869232
a few percent goth, likes rocky music, studies literature

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>>24869232
alternative style overall

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>>24869178
You bullied kids in high school. But you feel a little bad now.
>>24869232
I don't know what I'm looking at
>>24869352
You post nudes

>>24869352
D-Do you dance..or something? You probably dance.

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Welp

>>24869401

Ah...college student?

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Don't mind my big thighs (been squatting a lot)

>>24869178
>>24869401
College students, both STEM I bet

>>24869232
goth and has probably some 90's or 80's rock record laying somewhere

>>24869352
wait to hear my assumption on this one:

going to a wedding

>>24869432
I like your style, art student?

>>24869517

Nope. Just some 26-year-old that works customer service.

Ded thread lol

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>>24869178
Don't actually study full time, you just take sporadic courses.

>>24869232
You're trying to be cheeky but it's hard for you since you're overweight.

>>24869352
You made the bride jealous. On purpose.

>>24869401
Has at least some experience with light drugs and once jerked off your best buddy "as a joke".

>>24869432
You felt cute that day, but most of the time you beat yourself up because you don't like how you look, despite being above average looking.

>>24869517
You would sleep with me.

>>24869699
Im straight buddy

You ride motorcycles, have an undercut, and listen to jazz/90's rock

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>>24869178
you remind me of 2011 swag boys
>>24869232
androgynous
>>24869352
posts nudes on 4chan regularly
>>24869401
college student
>>24869432
possibly trans
>>24869517
works in a high-end kitchen and has a man bun
>>24869699
HEY IT'S ME FREDDY GREASER (hot)

>>24869752
Is a Hillary supporter

>>24869765
correct

>>24869752
You were active on a Harry Potter fansite for a long time.

>>24869401
>>24869752
umm.. heh
>>24869431
I do not
>>24869517
>>24869699
not wedding

>>24869517
Dude I dig the neutral colors 10/10

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most recent pic i have wearing clothes

>>24869805
Thanks

>>24869816
>>24869817
Both browse reddit and don't know how to rate each to get rated, you guys were made for each other.

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>>24869817
Tumblr user
>>24869752
Sarcastic trump supporter

>>24869752

>possibly trans
>trans

Owww, my feelings.
Rest assured, I have a uterus. I'm just tall and fat.

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Take it away, people.


>>24869845
Brands mean a lot to you. A bit of a chav.

>>24869816
You're confident when drunk.

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>>24869178
College student
>>24869232
Eccentric, weird, likes being different
>>24869352
Going to an event, post something casual
>>24869401
Wanks off a lot
>>24869432
Doesnt take care of herself
>>24869517
Works at starbucks and goes jogging in the city, shops at h&m, bananna repulic, and express
>>24869699
Doesnt have to try to look good, knows how to have fun
>>24869752
You change hair color every month, you dont care about yourself and you have a hairy asshole
>>24869816
Has an office job, likes to feel important. Looks down when walking down the street, half ass smiles at people, shy.
>>24869817
Hangs out with mostly other white girls, has a desk job, is really nice.
>>24869845
Laid back guy, likes video games, doesnt care what people think of him.

>>24869937
Has taken a rollercoaster of dicks before the age of 18.

>>24869845
Craft beer connoisseur

>>24869895
Chill af

>>24869816
STEM college student

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>>24869840
I'm phone posting so rating everyone is annoying
>>24869895
You're pretty close, I talk a lot when drunk
>>24869937
Right about the walking bit, but I'm not shy
>>24870112
never been to college

Pic related is what I'm currently employed as

>>24870158
Underaged

>>24870158
Plays a lot of video games, is on 4chan when he isnt, probably still a virgin.

>>24869937
Should in fact, sit on my face.

>>24870112
I lost my virginity at 17 im just about average looking, awkward and shy. No one talks to me fml

>>24870178
So you're sitting on my face or nah? Hurry up I gotta go to my job at Starbucks

>>24870178
tits?

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This picture of me is not fit for human consumption.

>>24870151
probably is currently trying to get better at getting girls
>>24869937
is currently working on trying to be more comfortable with herself
>>24869895
doesn't like borders on countries
>>24869845
is on no fap
>>24869817
likes game of thrones
>>24869752
is interested in making white children to participate in the inevitable race war
>>24869816
is going to have second thoughts on buying those shoes

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>>24869937

E-Every now and then I wear feminine clothing. (꒦ິ⍸꒦ິ)

>>24871032
dances to swing
>>24870151
speaks for itself
>>24869937
down to earth and normal
>>24869895
artsy depressed type

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>>24871481
goes to underground parties and such
>>24871032
hangs around a lot at the library
>>24870196
doesn't read OPs
>>24870151
wants to know why getting no tinder matches
>>24869937
lives in a small town, hates brown people
>>24869895
socially awkward, likes loud shows
>>24869845
failing to pull off being a chad
>>24869752
goes to comic con and stuff

>>24871481
posted from phone

>>24871032
bubbly personality
>>24870151
military fag
>>24869937
goes to a lot of gigs, will give head for some k
>>24869845
streetwear fag
>>24869817
fights against the patriarchy
>>24869752
ironic meme girl
>>24869699
gets slightly depressed when rejected by girls at bars
>>24869432
possibly depressed
>>24869517
twink asf

>>24872218
boring and non-assuming

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>>24869178
U play football and u want to be popular but u are in a shadow of a friend

>>24869817
U study biology

>>24871032
U are a cherry happy positive person

>>24869937
You like reading u dont use much technology


>>24869517
U have lots of money...well ur parents have

>>24872305
You browse reddit secretly

>>24872289
You have a very strong flashlight on your phone xd

>>24872218
You live your life safely, you never take risks

>>24871493
you browse fa and shoud really be my GF

>>24871481
you do some sort of labour

>>24871032
you eat over 3000 calories a day (wew)

>>24872341
Definitely reads manga
>>24872305
Clean person

>>24872341
cute as fuck, probably crazy though.

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>>24869352
more casual pic now

>>24872483

Your gag reflext is non-existent.

>>24872500
maybe, why do you assume that?

>>24872483
into fetish play

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>>24872341
watches a lot of anime
>>24872305
youre softspoken and well liked
>>24872218
you think before you speak and are generally quiet
>>24872289
hard to tell.
>>24872483
>>24869352
lots of friends but can be bitchy but still well liked

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>>24869178
You were cool ish in school but now don't really know how to interact with the world
>>24869232
You feel your job is way beneath your intellectual station
>>24869352
You're actually v quiet and shy
>>24869401
You smoke weed
>>24869432
You think Dr Who has intellectual merit
>>24869752
You really hate yourself and use the phrase 'not like other girls'
>>24869845
'Feminism is cancer'
>>24871032
Unironically still adores sailor moon

>>24872816
You look like an anime character who escaped into the real world. I bet you watch anime or was inspired by something Japanese.

>>24872816

That show was my childhood. <3

>>24872816
In fairness, 3rd wave feminism IS cancer
You basically just called that guy astute

>>24872816
spends a lot on her fashion and enjoys it

>>24872816
cat person who's annoyingly 'sweet'
>>24872809
smokes a lot of weed
>>24871493
trendy hipster chick
>>24872341
anime girl, probably clingy asf

>>24873088
CORRECT
>>24872816
Your coord is adorable what brand is it

Also @ everyone else, I haven't watched anime in over 2 years but I used to marathon series in a day, but I don't read manga :)

>>24871493
where did you get that coat??

>>24872342
>you do some sort of labour

nah have only worked customer service roles, now a full time neet though

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>>24869817
school teacher

>>24871032
school teacher

>>24869401
studies film

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>>24869178

>tfw Suki no longer posts bikini photos

>>24872342
>you browse fa and shoud really be my GF
never been to fa but thanks though
>>24873088
>trendy hipster chick
hmm, i don't think so, maybe
>>24873130
>where did you get that coat??
i 'borrowed' it from a friend two years ago

>>24872342
>you eat over 3000 calories a day (wew)
Ouch. :c
But the silver-lining is that I've dropped 52 lbs since August, so at least I'm still trending downward.

>>24873160
>school teacher

Ohdearlawd, no. Not that working customer service is any better in terms of stress.

>>24869845
not sarcastic uwu
>>24869937
couldn't be more wrong kid
>>24870158
kinda
>>24870196
yes
>>24871493
gross no way
>>24871506
yes
>>24872816
ew gross no way, daddy kink 101

>>24869432
Is lazy. Thinks being pretty is good enough.
>>24869517
Plays ultimate frisbee. Thinks telling tinder dates about it is a good idea
>>24869699
Only has v necks. Constantly checks his shirt is still tucked, making sure the top button of his jeans is still visible.
>>24869752
Thinks Drake is a rapper
>>24869937
Broke twenty something. That bike hasn't been used in months
>>24871481
Loves Frank Ocean. Tells his friends he likes Tyler the Creator
>>24872816
Is Asian
>>24873160
Always a little late to fashion trends. Currently shopping for stonewashed blue jeans and baggy sweatshirts

>>24873379
Pff, I'm not attractive enough to get away with being lazy (or just useless, really).

THAAAANK fucking god I'm a hell of a cook, and baker, though.

>>24873379
>Loves Frank Ocean. Tells his friends he likes Tyler the Creator

I actually love Tyler the Creator, not really a big fan of frank ocean

>>24873377
i want to hate-fuck you desu

>>24873425
I like them both

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>>24873379
I had to google what ultimate frisbee meant, your assumption is oddly specific , hmm.

>>24873379
i dont like drake
>>24873425
uwu

>>24873248
I got fat anon and hate my body

>>24869752
thinks she's ironic meme funny girl but is actually the sort of person people cringe at hoping they never become

>>24873160
edgy feminist who likes boring acoustic bands

>>24872816
has severe depression and hides it by pretending to be somebody else

>>24872809
single for the past 4 years, thinks bobble hats are unironically cute

>>24872483
if you gave her a pill at the club she'd suck your dick as thanks

>>24872341
daddy left but anime took care of her, has daddy issues and moans daddy while she masturbates

>>24872289
low self esteem

>>24872218
tries to look smart and dashing but actually works a dead end job and has no aspirations

>>24871493
attends a "social club" that other weird fucked up upper middle class childeren go to unironically likes QT - Hey Cutie

>>24871481
upper middle class black guy, likes odd future but not hood rap because it's below him

>>24871032
crossdresser with severe mental issues

>>24870196
probably goes to the pub 3 times a week and is in an average indie band

>>24869845
underage, doesn't know how to style his clothing correctly

>>24869895
wishes she didn't fuck the whole band but the cattle ring through her nose gave away her promiscuity to them

>>24869937
boring girl that only listens to acoustic music

>>24869517
has been working retail for 4 years

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dont ignore op man

>>24874995

Why does everyone assume I have a dick?

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>>24873160
White girl who often goes and see live bands play, doesnt drink or smoke much.

>>24872816
Lolita, enjoys shopping online for brands and looking at coord threads.

>>24872809
College girl who smokes weed with her dealer.

>>24872341
Same as >>24872816

>>24871481
Browses r/Streetwear. Listens to alternative hiphop, also listens to Chance the rapper and Earl Sweatshirt.

>>24875425
low quality camera.
unflattering clothing, out of fashion clothing.
no hips.
black leggings to hide the man legs.

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>>24875640
hipster
>>24873160
someone I would probably be friends with lol
>>24872816
that weeaboo girl from your class
>>24872483
has to prove herself to others
>>24872341
that weeaboo girl from your class 2.0
>>24872809
idk you are cute
>>24872218
that guy that helps you with homework and u know it's going to be something in life
>>24871493
instagram addicted
>>24871481
other hipster/alternative kid
>>24871032
Church girl
>>24870151
doesn't know how to talk with girls
>>24869937
cool girl to talk to
>>24869895
school shooting girl
>>24869817
spanish teacher
>>24869816
cool dude
>>24869752
tries to hard

>>24875648

I'm just fat and have questionable taste in clothing. >__>

>>24875640
Shops at uniqlo and is poor, owns absurding amout of video games though

>>24875006
Fuck the OP

And fuck people who didnt rate me

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>>24875640
needs to take the tag off his pants
>>24875706
likes lorde
>>24875006
in high school
>>24873160
not ever quite up to speed with trends, but the effort is there
>>24872816
weeb

>>24875706
reads broadly vice, possibly hipster lesbian

>>24875640
gets fit and /fa/ to improve self and pull girls

>>24875006
typical american college kid? probably a school leader in high school or something

>>24875781
fan of renaissance fairs, either has somewhat stable relationship or thinks she's forever alone

>>24874995
>upper middle class black guy, likes odd future but not hood rap because it's below him
couple of years ago this would have been pretty accurate but im solid working class now and music taste has varied a lot

>>24875640
>Browses r/Streetwear. Listens to alternative hiphop, also listens to Chance the rapper and Earl Sweatshirt.
pretty much, don't really browse r/Streetwear anymore tho

>>24875706
>other hipster/alternative kid
true i guess?

>>24875706
>Hipster
I don't really think so, but I can see it.

>>24875755
I DO shop at Uniqlo, and I'm definitely poor. But I don't own that many video games...I mainly just stay addicted to certain PC games.

>>24875781
>Needs to take tag off pants
That's true. I did after I bought them.

>>24876594
>Gets fit and improves self to pull girls
Haha you're actually right about getting fit and improving myself. Used to weigh 30 lbs more. Thanks bro.

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>>24875706
Total hipster and like the dominant partner in relationship

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>>24876869
You look like you've been places mainly physically but probably emotionally too

>>24879091
Damn spot on. You look like the kind of guy who is really talented at loads of stuff but is super humble about it

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Dats me

>>24880055
nice guy to everyone except the fat chicks
>>24879091
furry
>>24876869
into retrowave
called the first lady a thot
>>24875706
edgy babe
smokes too often
>>24875640
is probs gay but fuck me anyways?
>>24873160
was into softball
paints nails often
>>24872809
is a qt but a cunt
not worth the hassle
>>24872341
god why

>>24880062
Kinky and wants to be spoiled by a good man.

>Btw your body is ugh perfect <3

>>24880101
u right
thank you!

>>24880071
Fat chicks are the best

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>>24880062
Slightly brooding tempermentally

>>24871493
Free spirit

>>24880055
Owns a gaming pc

>>24869937
Used to ride horses

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>>24880183
Fuck. Oh well hers with my winter shit

>>24880183
You're right I do own a gaming PC

>>24879091
suburbs of a mid size city

>>24876869
closet weeb

>>24875706
indie crowd, smokes to be cool

>>24875640
comp sci

>>24873160
club girl

>>24872816
into ageplay or some shit

>>24869401
concidered the cool one of the clique

>>24869432
has a child, still goes on 4chan

>>24869517
plays some classical msuical instrument

>>24869699
local rockabilly scene

>>24869752
4ironic4me or just a bitch

>>24869816
likes book stores.


I'm the weed tapestry guy, just easiry to do this from my comp.

>>24880071
Dang I hate furrys

>>24880453
same

>>24880062
needs constant male validation

>>24880203
>>24880183
clean your room bro, also possibly gay and way into psychedelics

>>24880612
;)

>>24880612
This is pretty clean for me actually. Its just clutter, i've been trying to not leave shit around that will rot or attract the rats. Bi and I love psychs when I can get em.

>>24880621
>Its just clutter, i've been trying to not leave shit around that will rot or attract the rats.

Just because it can't physically rot doesn't mean it's "just clutter." Clean yourself up ffs.

>>24880234

>has a child

HELL NAW.

>>24880812
Why? This is comfortable for me. i enjoy living in squalor, feels far more natural. Goes with my lifestyle. I'm drunk constantly and live off of table scraps from the restaurant i work at, it wouldn't make any sense to live somewhere nice.

>>24880838
Gross.

>>24881063
normie garbage

>>24874995
>is in an average indie band

dude.. i wish
that would be hella dope
i'd play bass
maybe occasional backing vocals

>>24880652
going to purge the middle east of isis

..and israel

>>24880203
dudeweed420noscopex_X
is a nightowl but kind of a loner stoner
probably has some hobby that you really like and feel as if you have talent for but havent sufficiently developed it yet

>>24880062
fertile and needs to be bred with

>>24872816
cool person but hopeless politically

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>>24869232
basketcase
>>24869352
choke me daddy
>>24869401
full of yourself
>>24869432
have an internet boyfriend
>>24869517
Dresses up to a job that involves flippin patties
>>24869699
beat up punks in the yard
>>24869752
paid to piss on daddy trump
>>24869816
your mom dresses you
>>24869817
spend to much time at starbucks
>>24869845
underweight
>>24869895
leads guys on
>>24869937
basic
>>24870151
thank you for your service
>>24870196
applys grease once a day
>>24871032
probably has a penis
>>24871481
too white for the black kids, too black for the white kids
>>24871493
does anal at least once a week
>>24872218
wear scarfs year round
>>24872289
large marge
>>24872341
thinks making money off camming will take her places
>>24872483
need tattoos to be bae
>>24872809
10yo
>>24872816
tumblr and chill
>>24873160
super edgey
>>24875006
he is a wildcat
>>24875640
way full of himself
>>24875706
prude but a freak in the sheets
>>24875781
gets drunk at the fest pulls tits out for mud men
>>24876869
can't afford brand clothing
>>24879091
Sleep in bunk bed
>>24880055
got that northface for xmas
>>24880062
snapchat cam whore thinks she ballin
>>24880183
I remeber when it was cool to smoke weed..
>>24880652
Slayer of man

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>>24881201

>probably has a penis

YOOO.