brutal assumption thread

>>24866698
your gay

>>24866698
You're a manlet with depression

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>>24866698
You dye your hair

You look like a fucking cartoon

>>24866713
you eat ass for a living

>>24866698
why is this uncanny valley??

>>24866718
If you're female and have a nice ass I might

>>24866698
2creepy5me

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>>24866698
Loves it up the ass
>>24866713
Can't get a date on Grindr

>>24866698
gayer than john lennon

>>24867105
you let girls take advantage of you only because "if it makes them happy, then you're happy"

>>24866698
You look like a high elf from Oblivion.

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>>24866698
you're very pushy with your eating/workout habits
>>24866713
you're a bit racist
>>24867091
Full of yourself
>>24867105
You're a huge pushover

>>24867388
You can move things with your mind

>>24867388

You have male pattern baldness

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>>24866698
Akward almost all the time, friendzone
>>24866713
Angry issues, that annoying type of guy that talks about sports girls and being a "real man"
>>24867105
Kind of racist

>>24867115
fuck im in the process of doing that. thanks for the eyeopener my man.

>>24866698
Your the twink of twinks
>>24866713
You'd smash a bottle in somones face for looking at you
>>24867091
Passed around in the showers
>>24867105
If a unicorn had a kid with a leftist butch that's you
>>24867313
No just no
>>24867388
Professor X?
>>24867586
Mexico new up incoming drug lord
>>24867591
Your missing your red cup bruh

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>>24867645
Woops forgot pic

>>24866698
you look like the kind of guy that is rude to everyone but then get depressed when people are rude against you.

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>>24866698
Overcompensating for being shorter than average

>>24866713
Probably once had dreams of making the big leagues but you were never good enough

>>24867313
You look like fucking terry funk and that creeps me out

>>24867388
Mega mind??

>>24867591
I bet you've either gone to a back alley to beat up homeless people or slipped them a 20 and asked them to suck your teepee

>>24866698
When I've posted my face on /soc/ before I've never gotten many replies, so the fact that someone would start a new thread using my picture is pretty flattering.

>>24866706
Only half right. I'm bi, but I do got a boyfriend.

>>24866708
I'm sitting down in the picture, so I guess that's what makes people think I'm short. I'm 183 cm which is slightly above average in my country. And no depression to speak of, not anymore at least.

>>24866713
I used to dye my hair black. Good times.

>>24866720
>>24866761
I am indeed a robot. A fagbot.

>>24867091
Not a bottom.

>>24867388
Now this is true, and I should probably change that...

>>24867645
Shit. That was not the look I was going for.

>>24866698
Of course it looks super gay when someone who takes the original picture edits it so terribly that it looks as he wears makeup!

>>24866698
you look like jake gyllenhaal had a tanning salon accident

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Have this pic from yesterday

>>24867712
You use memes in real life, often followed by an awkward silence

>>24867650
You work IT and actually enjoy it

>>24867586
You unironically like Smash Mouth

>>24867388
You've tried to play saxophone for five years and you still suck at it

>>24867091
You're a vegan and you're annoying people with that shit

>>24866713
You lost all the fights you've been in

>>24866698
You still think it's cool to play Wonderwall at parties


Man this is hard

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Fuck using old photos or searching for the perfect angle.

Imperfection is human.
And it isn't always pretty admittedly.
>>24866698
You spend more time getting ready then most women
>>24866713
You grow a beard because you don't think you have a strong enough jawline/look manly enough without one
>>24867091
Secretly loves to be hit physically
By women and men
>>24867105
You secretly fear your parents aren't proud of you
Or if they aren't proud of you
You resent that
>>24867313
You sometimes wish you were a dapper gentleman and had a better job
>>24867388
You think you're cooler then you are and the few times you consciously realize this you get very depressed
>>24867586
You like shocking people (or whatever else) to get attention because otherwise you blended in with everyone else
>>24867591
You wish that you were smarter then you were and better off in life
>>24867650
You wish you were more manly and "alpha" in general
>>24867712
You have many deep regrets you've never moved on from
>>24868087
You generally just don't give a shit
And sometimes you wish you did


Did my best (worst?).

>>24868087
Listens to metal way to much
>>24868227
Dude you look rly gay

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I can take it!

>>24866698

you accidentaly slurp on a few dicks every now and then

>>24866713

your relationships don't work out because
you're in touch with your feminine side


>>24867091

disgusting clothing

>>24867105

soft woman voice, kind soul. passive aggresive


>>24867388

gang banger

>>24867586

hypebeast faggot with scene clothing, will grow out of phase soon enough and become your average mundane collar working individual


>>24867712

so fucking depressed my man, your life has left your soul

>>24868087

average metalhead, weakwilled and submissive. music style becomes an outlet. a "nice guy" so to say, believes in morale and high standards of human behaviour.

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do your worst

>>24870049
possibly a woman locked in his basement, neighbors think your nice tho

>>24868227
has never heard of proactive, enjoys soccer more than anyone should

>>24868087
loves kittens, cries every night because he never got to meet dimebag

>>24867650
you actually seem like a cool guy

>>24867105
pretty sure ive seen your picture on Grindr

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>>24870079
does makeup tutorials on youtube
>>24870067
is a computer programmer
>>24870049
listens to Eminem
>>24868227
plays soccer
>>24867712
gets really, really affectionate when on molly
>>24867650
actually owns a life sized deadpool

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>>24870243
wanted to go into libral arts but his father made him stay home and farm.
>>24870079
stretched her mouth out sucking cock in the basement and is now trying to be the quirky party girl.
>>24870067
lives in his grandmothers basement, collect my little pony, and still jerks off to the barbie he stole from his little sister.
>>24870049
wants to be a professional gamer but isnt good at games.
>>24868227
parents tried to "beat the gay out of him" and now he lives with his boyfriends blind grandmother who thinks he is her grandsons girlfriend.
>>24868087
"professional" Atheist.
>>24867650
spends too much time in gamestop and hits on the girl behind the counter even if he thinks she might be underage.

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>>24870067
Has 2 terrabytes of cheese pizza
>>24870079
Often has to wash off make-up cause the big ole cum shots smeared it
>>24870243
Drinks cheap beer
>>24870259
Looks like a BDSM fetish weirdo but is really just a Halle Berry Catwoman cosplayer

>>24870286
ur a bitch ass nigga

>>24870286
both are true.

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>>24870305
Cash me ousside howbowdah

>>24870259
>>24870286
it's just the shirt, that makes me look like a redneck... right?

>>24870348
you also have the facial structure of a farmer.

>>24870348
The shirt, the Quiksilver or whatever the fuck brand that is hat, the spaciousness of your automobile (prolly a pickup truck or sum shit) and the green terrain outside.

>>24870353
i didn't even know farmers had a facial structure...

>>24870355
hah, ok. for the record, it's a jeep, i took that picture in the parking lot of a subway. i work in IT and mountain bike and hike in my spare time.

>>24870364
its not specifically a farmer facial structure but more of just a more rugged or work hardened.

>>24870243
nope
>>24870259
>>24870286
well... I don't know how to answer

>>24870602
Amazing in bed

>>24870588
Jus keep suckin baby no words required.

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>>24866698
you fuck around with a lot of people bc the one person you genuinely like is seeing someone else

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assume away

>>24870610
okay

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>>24870611
Your personality is flatter than your chest

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>>24870611 The girl chads dident want in high school so became hipster.

>>24870079 Partygirl Only fuck dudes with big dicks.

>>24868087 Admin over a facebook page with 500 likes, enjoys it and sees it as a job.

>>24867650 watched all stargate series and movie but never Game of thrones

>>24867091 thinks hes too goodlucking for hes best, never pulls any girls so post in every /soc/ thread ever made for any for of attention in hes life.

>>24870675
32ddd senpai (I just hide that shit w sports bras)

I am lame as shit tho you got that right

>>24870676
2tru

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>>24870694
>32ddd

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>>24870698
>choosing to spend my time arguing with anonymous degenerates on a Mongolian finger painting forum about chest sizes while drinking alone at a shit Irish pub because I live a bleak life

>>24866713
You've beat the shit out of a Mexican because you thought he was Muslim
>>24867091
You argue with people in public about why Mac is superior to PC
>>24867105
You spend most of your paycheck on anime
>>24867313
You own more than one banjo
>>24867388
Your mother was an alcoholic
>>24867586
You liked blink-182 in high school and never stopped
>>24867591
Coors Light is a fashion statement to you
>>24867650
You sell appliances at Best Buy and wake up excited to go to work
>>24867712
You have more than one Facebook post advocating for the legislation of marijuana
>>24868087
You have a different pair of combat boots for each day of the week
>>24868227
Your PC costs more than your car
>>24870049
League of Legends is your #1 hobby
>>24870067
Half those DVD's behind you are illegal
>>24870079
Emojis are a crucial part of your vocabulary
>>24870243
You've worn cargo shorts out to dinner. More than once.
>>24870259
You think you're interesting.
>>24870286
You have a Blender Bottle logo on your rear windshield
>>24870555
You dropped out of college to teach preschool.
>>24870602
You say "Oh I'm so bad!" as you grab all the cookies in the break room at work
>>24870611
You judge people by what they order at Jamba Juice
>>24870621
Your REI dividend is more than your tax return
>>24870675
You're permanently banned from your local Chili's
>>24870676
Marx is an influential figure in your life, just behind Lance Bass

>>24870738
Does it count as an Irish pub if I live in Ireland?

You lame as shit but damn that was a quality roast

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73qFYeajDvQ
br00tal music for a br00tal thread

okay here come the ass
umptions

>>24870782
just wants a fine lady to play playstation w/, has a bunch of annoying cousins who ask him for sex tips
>>24870738
you party a lot and listen to crystal castles and chvrches
>>24870676
bitter on the inside. posts on /fa/
>>24870675
cries himself to sleep because of his extreme failure
>>24870621
wanks himself to sleep because of his extreme success
>>24870611
likes pastel blogs, interested in politics to an extent
>>24870602
bubbly personality betrays how intelligent you really are
>>24870555
pre-law
>>24870330
>>24870286
has been to more than one anime convention
>>24870259
sex-positive feminist activist, thinks about patriarchy while buying a dildo, not that there's anything wrong w that
>>24870243
annoyed that people assume he can fix cars, can fix cars quite well but still annoyed that people assume that

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>>24871139

>>24871166
EW WHAT THE FUCK

>>24871171
Gtfo, they're a solid 8/10

>>24871351
The way your eyes taper is absolutely beautiful:)

>>24871166
>24871139
your hot as fuck. get off 4chan.

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>>24871377
you go to bush doofs, love and believe everyone is beautiful
>>24871207
has a struggling relationship
>>24871139
likes to chill inside and do nothing all day
>>24870782
bored engineering student
>>24870738
has a socialist boyfriend, SJW or ded inside
>>24870676
used to sell drugs
>>24870286
unironically high on life guy
>>24870259
lowkey craves male attention and approval

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>>24866698

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Better not be sideways.

>>24867313
You like breaking bad
>>24871139
You smell nicer than people would admit

>>24871139
fuck, no. feminism is cancer. when i buy a dildo i think about how im going to be bouncing on the beautiful thing that night.

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>>24866698
You give really nice inspirational speeches to your pals
>>24866713
You're very protective and proud of that beard
>>24867091
Wants to be a top so bad but can't help being a twink
>>24867105
You used to love pop punk
>>24867313
What the fuck
>>24867586
Says that LSD is good for you
>>24867650
Is optimistic but misguided.
>>24867712
Despairs a lot more often than would care to admit
'Weed is just a plant, mannn'
>>24868087
'Asking Alexandria are for pussies'
'Wanna hear this sick trivium solo I learnt'
>>24870079
Loves to get black out drunk

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>>24873357
trendy hipster girl with possible drug dependency or parental issues

>>24872156
it's sideways and also educated black guy

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>>24866713
You're an alt right douche who pretends to be philosophical and tells people what they should or shouldn't do with their lives.

>>24867091
You're generic and boring but secretly you like watching ISIS execution videos

>>24867105
You're really into cars

>>24867313
You live in the Mojave desert and explore mines

>>24867388
You talk really softly, into RPG's both vidya and tabletop and are overall a pretty cool friend

>>24867586
You always play as a vampire in skyrim

>>24867591
You call girls "babe"

>>24867650
The nerd asshole from highschool who would tell you to get your own paper and then brag about something nerdy like programming

>>24867712
You just smoke pot all day

>>24868087
You still call people posers and only listen to "real metal" but know nothing about the metalcore scene at all

>>24870067
You watch a lot of porn

>>24870243
Voted for Trump but just wants people to leave eachother alone and to be left alone in all honesty

>>24870286
Only works out for the attention from girls

>>24870555
Ignores people unless they have something you want

>>24870602
always so busy doing lots of stuff with your time like volunteering at the dog pound

>>24870611
You listen to music on vinyl and like thrift fashion

>>24870675
Bro dude always going to parties

>>24870738
Only has a tinder to get attention from boys

>>24871139
You have a top tier sense of humour and actually listen to all kinds of music

>>24871351
You're really low key

>>24873357
Into feminist stuff and photoshoots

>>24873656
Virgin, or at the very least is awkward in bed.

>>24873393
Stupid, insecure and quite angry/grumpy.

>>24873357
Annoying AF. A total bitch behind people's back.

>>24872156
Pretty chill, but worries what other people think of him way too much.

>>24871405
You're a retard just for having that brush thing in your hair. Imagine if I just walked around with my toothbrush sticking out of my mouth as a fashion statement. That's you to me.

>>24871377
You try really hard to be nice, but you're unsure as to whether you're actually a nice person. Slightly neurotic.

>>24871351
Pretty cool, but has a tendency to look down on less fortunate people.

>>24871207
Similar to what the other guy said, you struggle to have healthy relationships with men.

>>24873713
wow anon, spot on honestly

>>24873731
It's easier when I can see myself in someone.

>>24873713
>You're a retard just for having that brush thing in your hair. Imagine if I just walked around with my toothbrush sticking out of my mouth as a fashion statement. That's you to me.

chill bro, it's just a comb

>>24873713
:^(
I can't even argue against that

>>24871139
You get along more with guys than girls.

>>24870782
Sexually frustrated

>>24870738
>>24870611
You hate most people, yet you crave their adoration.

>>24870676
Metrosexually successful.

>>24870675
Has sexually depraved thoughts about very young girls. Possibly because you're so unsuccessful with girls your own age.

>>24870621
Normally pretty chill, but surprisingly has a bad temper. But you're more petty and sly when angry.

>>24870602
Tells herself that if she smiles she must be happy. But she isn't.

>>24870555
Thinks she's hot shit, but gets really upset when her other female friends get more attention from guys.

>>24870330
>>24870286
Cool guy, but a little self-absorbed.

>>24870259
Attention whore, but doesn't care. Which I can respect.

>>24870243
Either a weirdo pretending to be normal. Or you're actually painfully normal/boring.

>>24870079
Stupid, so you just try to have as much mindless fun as possible.

>>24870067
You were bullied as a child while simultaneously being told you're very smart. You're not actually very smart, nor friendly, charismatic or interesting. You're also a virgin and attracted to little girls.

>>24870049
The MOST boring person ever. Which I guess makes you oddly interesting...

>>24873770
Sorry, just in a bad mood and venting slightly. But I do seriously think that looks ridiculous.

>>24873846
most people just refer to me as a regular whore so ill take that as a complement.

>>24873864
As you should. But fyi it's compl'i'ment. Wouldn't want people thinking you're a stupid whore, now would we?

>>24873891
I never claimed to be smart. i dropped out of college.

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>>24871139
always sleepy

>>24871405
put that comb in your hair a year ago. it got stuck

>>24873357
has an aesthetic tumblr account and is a feminist

>>24873656
buys books because they look cool and never reads them

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>>24870782
you're into magic and that sort of games.

>>24871166
Agressive and a smartass.

>>24871207
You put out but you're Machiavellian and really make people suffer for it.

>>24871351
Not you.

>>24871377
You look out for other people more than you do for yourself. Probably have a bad time for it too.

>>24871405
You think you're too cool for some

>>24872156
You like jazz and that sort of stuff, probably travel a lot too.

>>24873357
You love being the center of attention but would never admit it.

>>24873393
A bully. You put people down to feel adequate.

>>24873656
Insecure though you try to hide it being nice to people.

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>>24873919
you carry a ds around with you
>>24873656
you work in it but you wish you were in hitlers youth
>>24873357
tries very hard to be unique but ends up being like all the other 'unique' ppl
>>24872156
dumbass that cant get his pictures not to be sideways

>>24873931
your assumption of me is correct also you're really cute desu

>>24873656
You honestly think I'm Muslim?
>>24873919
Loves Pokemon
>>24873922
Into UFC
>>24873931
Sjw

>>24873904
Is that why you prefer to distract with the physical?

>>24873919
Suffers from anxiety. Is afraid of adult responsibilities/life.

>>24873922
Smart guy, but you know it and can be arrogant/aloof.

>>24873931
I just kind of hate you and I'm not sure why. That might say more about me than you though.

>>24873963
I suppose

>>24873919
>put that comb in your hair a year ago. it got stuck
pretty much what happened
>>24873922

>You think you're too cool for some
occasionally guilty of this but trying to move past it desu,

>>24873846
what do you mean by mindless fun?

>>24873922
You actually didnt like lost when it aired on tv but got really into the dvd collection years after its cancellation.

Also Id like to think I like punk more than jazz

>>24873931
That isn't an assumption man, that's just an insult, unless you're just assuming im a dumbass which isn't quite an insult but just as rude.

>>24873940
Thanks, you're really qt too, like very cuddleable
>>24873963
i give off a hatable fuqboi vibe dont I
>>24873957
far from

>>24874099
Are you the guy that posted his photo sideways? I was just messin with you no need to take it so personal. I just thought it was funny you called out your photo to not be sideways but it still did

>>24874110
Text is really tonally mute.

>>24874069
Usually drinking/partying

>>24873931
Also you have an accent that makes your Ws and Rs sound funny.

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>>24874155
Your favorite tmnt character is bebop

>>24874155
Fucking awesome

>>24866698
You lend your face to RPG character creator presets

>>24867313
Welsh as fuck

>>24867591
>All that brow and jaw definition
>Cut your hair like a Wigger faggot and shit all over your ancestors
Sad desu senpai

>>24870243
The Will Wheaton we deserved

>>24870738
>Finger painting
This one's needs to be retired
Hear it way too much along with basket weaving forum and Japanese paper crane help forum

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>>24870611
Kinky as fuck.

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>>24874155
You drink a lot
>>24874182
You don't drink enough
>>24874908
You're actually Filipino

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>>24866698
You have dark sexual desires.

>>24866713
Buys in to the "epic beard bro, manky as fuck!" Lifestyle. Drinks micro brews but doesn't like them.

>>24867091
Hates that he can't get a gf

>>24867105
Closet homosexual.

>>24867313
No idea. You're like a man from the 20's stuck in the 21st century.

>>24867388
Gets upset greatly because of your hairline. Yoiu look like a good dude though.

>>24867586
Is edgy as fuck but a pussy.

>>24867591
Plays the alpha male, is anything but. BisBisexual but hides it.

>>24867650
Bedroom is an embarrassing v of movie posters, comics and stupid figurines.

>>24867712
A degenerate weed addict.

>>24867723
Smells bad.

>>24868087
An aloof arsehole.

>>24868227
Zero confidence. Stutters a lot.

>>24870049
Thinks he's funny. Isn't.

>>24870067
A bitter motherfucker.

>>24870079
A mess emotionally.

>>24870243
Gets bossed around by women.

>>24870330
Hates himself.

>>24870555
Depressed and angry.

>>24870602
Doesn't feel like she belongs anywhere.

>>24870611
Annoying.

>>24870621
Overly nice but in a fake way.

Hit me with your best I'll do more soon.

>>24875358
Obviously an avid reader. Mostly "self-help" and "How to get rich quick" type titles.
I'd start reading something interesting instead, because if you haven't figured out these things by now, you're never going to.
You're certainly not getting younger.

>>24874954
Unnecessarily angry at the world and people.
Thinks he's better than almost everyone.

>>24874908
Listens to gangsta rap. Thinks he's alpha but is in reality a little bitch. Folds easy enough under pressure.
Think you have above average intelligence, but in reality you're average and possibly below that.

>>24874401
>>24874182
>>24874155
>>24873393
Too fucking stupid to understand you're supposed to participate.

>>24873931
You come here to validate your existence, because if you weren't told you were above a 5, who would?
Boring and vanilla. Typical white boy.

>>24873922
You can't seem to get close to anyone. Sure, you've had long term relationships, but you've never truly connected to anyone in the way you feel you need.
You never will, either. You're the issue.

>>24873919
You're so disappointed that you are who you are so you try very hard to be someone else.

>>24873656
More feminine than masculine and you hate that about yourself.
Raise by single parent? Mother?
Tries to reinvent his look and personality often.
Chats people up online then disappears.
Think he's superior in almost every way, not realising that he doesn't, nor ever will stand out or have a real impact.

Okay my turn pls friendo's. Roast me with truths.

>>24866698
aids

>>24867091
white snoopdogg except you can't get laid

>>24875412
Wrong picture
this fagit is a gay lawl

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pls no hurt my feelings anon

>>24875474
Gives contact information to literally anyone who asks because you're so desperate for attention.
No matter how many threads you make about yourself, your thirst can't be quenched. That's why you jumped on the transexual train (more like trainsexual ayy lmao)
Has an online persona that is proud and confident, which is the complete opposite of real life. Which is why you hide who (you think) you really are.

>>24875488
True. Btw my instagram is @BrunetteDan

>>24875474
Are you a guy?

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>>24875491
Kek

>>24875520
I have a dick yea

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>>24875617
Why? How?

>>24875858
I was born with a birth defect. Aka my dick. My chromosomes are xx but my genitals were wrong. :)

>>24875887
People will believe this

>>24875887
>with a birth defect
So its a mutation
Join the x-men.

I wish my joke made sense

>>24875916
It does.
She was born a male, but no longer is.
She's an ex-man kek

>>24875908
Lol. People will believe the truth? I only admitted to having a dick. Everyone assumed I was a tranny.

Tranny = Man forever

Intersex woman = woman with a penis

>>24875949
Your mental illness doesn't count. There's no medical issue or hormone imbalance etc etc
You were born a male. You might have always felt feminine or like you were a female born in a males body.
There's no mutation, you just want to be a female. There's nothing (debatable) wrong with that. But you can just admit it to yourself. You're not trying to convince us of this "truth" we're no one. We're all just text to you. You're trying to convince yourself.

Mentally - Female
Physically - Male

You have to accept that.

>>24875958
no buddy. You're confused. I was assigned male at birth bc i had a dick later on around 12 my nipples were hurting so my mom and my dad take me to the doctor and they do so many tests on me. they come back and tell my mother That Im intersex and was going thru female puberty. My chromosomes are that of a woman. Xx.

>>24875924
I guess it does.
Thanks!

>>24875983
I'm sure that you must have some documentation laying around the house somewhere, right?
Any chance you could share that? But until you prove what you say is true, the official truth is that you're a tranny just like every special snowflake dude that wanted to reinvent themselves thinking it would make them happy.

I'm not trying to be a cunt. I just don't believe you and calling you out on lying. Just provide some evidence to back up your claim otherwise it's bullshit, yo.

Or don't, I'm literally just text.

>>24876007
U dont get documentation for being intersex. Its something tons of people have. My case is just more severe. Nothing I can do besides get surgery or stay the way i am.

>>24876018
If your case is more severe, then there would certainly be documentation.
I don't believe you because you denied that any and all documentation you would have doesn't exist.

Anyway, don't get surgery, stay the way you are. You're breddy cool.

>>24876028
No really. Just like any Birth defect its not something they give you in a letter. If there is documentation My mother has it. but this was almost 5-6 Years ago when i got told this information. Believe it or not Idc Lol

>>24875924
>but no longer is
Even if he cuts his dick off he's still a dude
Don't give into the delusion

>>24870745
Just wanted to say I spent a couple minutes laughing at all these.

>>24876037
Probably won't be documentation, I think the way people find out for sure and get proof is DNA tests.

>>24876249
Which would have been done if what he/she claims is true.
Therefore, there is missing documentation. At first it was said that it didn't exist, then it was said that if there is documentation then it's not possible to show. Either way there's no proof.
No data means it's probably a lie.

>>24876231
We're on the same side.
It was a joke.

>>24876037
Again, not talking about letters.
Documents from the hospital after they discovered what you say they discovered, there would be a paper trail. It doesn't exist apparently and therefore what you say is bullshit and just want to be a little more special than your average special snowflake.

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I wonder.
Tfw spoilers don't work and your post becomes pointless.

[spoiler]I'm actually foul-mouthed. shut-in neet loser with no friends. On anti-psychotic and anxiety medication because paranoia. I play dota and runescape all day. You guessed the weeb part though.[/spoiler]

>>24876362
>tfw me too except the shut-in and dota part
Which medications are you taking?
Also, did you do a keratin treatment for your hair to be like that or is it naturally that straight and shiny?

>>24876374
Effexor, seroquel, and some benzo. What about you?
I just get those chemical treatments and use olive oil and coconut oil.
so you play RuneScape I guess? Inb4 osrs

>>24876386
Ayy lmao my dad takes effexor. I've been thinking about switching, but I don't want to fuck with what works for me, and so far zoloft is doing the job. I don't get happy, but I don't get depressed or mad so it's a fair trade. I also take seroquel but I'm trying to wean off because I feel like a zombie most of the time, and, like you, a benzo. Oxazepam specifically. I love it. I take it too often probably. Maybe why I don't take the seroquel as much.
Shit, that works pretty well. My ex would pay up to $300 for stupid keratin treatments that would last for like two months max. Your solution is cheaper and works pretty damn well apparently. Looks super nice and soft.
Fuck no, osrs is old news my dude.
I'm not on atm, but I will be later if you wanna do some memes.
rsn: Benzopiod

>>24876403
Effexor is pretty nice only because I can still fap (but I do it less).
I love Seroquel because its helps my paranoia and loud thoughts.It like a tranquilizer for my brain. I don't mind feeling drowsy as a side effect because it's better than being on edge, etc. I added you and I'll message you when you come online.

>>24876428
Oh wow, so your libido is still pretty intact? That's a really decent perk... I'll have to look into effexor a little more. Cheers!
Yeah it's super gangsta for paranoia, works like a charm. But I just hate the feeling so bad. I just have benzos when things get bad.
But yeah I get you, the trade-off is really good. But I just feel oxazepam works just as well and comes with a decent amount of euphoria, but that comes with it's own issues.
Okay sweet as, I'll talk to you then. What's your combat levels?

>>24873357
i would like to fuck you as hard as i can
>>24870738
i would like to fuck you as hard as i can

>>24876501
Apparently guys get super boners or orgasmns on it and some don't get boners at all. Very weird anyway.
I finish off my benzos really quick (only 0.5mg and 30 pills) and also get them cheap because my dads military insurance.
My combat level is 114 (i have good levels for bossing if you're wondering) but I'm mostly a skiller. Going to try to get 90 range on the double exp weekend since I haven't touched it in years. baka

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>>24875474
native blood and 90s necklace
>>24875358
dark ideas about society. pepares cellar for apocalypse
>>24874954
addicted to prostitutes
>>24874908
dreams of grandiosity
>>24874401
was thrown out of home
>>24874182
feels completely lost