ITT: Terrible first messages

Want sun fuk

What's your default message when they're hot but have nothing posted in their bio and none of their photos are interesting?

>>24866780
depends on how hot. you can easily make a comment about anything.

personally i like boots and leggings, so if i saw a girl dressed like that id be like, "god damn you are fine"

then see if you get a response, granted my method is a bit straight foward, like shoot first ask questions later sort of thing

>>24866780
that's just frustrating when they've written nothing because it makes it harder for your message to stand out.

I think the golden rule is never just say "Hi, how are you" cos you will get nowhere.

>>24866780
I say nothing about their appearance because they already receive enough validation and any more would be boring unless you are as hot as they.

Compliments have more weight when you are more attractive.

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All of my 1000+ kik requests are just all variations of the same boring/desperate thing

>>24868179
So which ones are your favorite?

>>24868189
Do you mean the ones that I'd be preffered to recive, or my favorite bad requests I've gotten?

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"You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really really fast"

If their reply is something like "what", "?" or "ok" dump immediately, don't want a partner that doesn't know every Seinfeld quote

>>24868201
Both.

>>24868179
>why won't you talk to me
Oh god the level 5 cling

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Mines a good mine. Also answer is a resounding no.

asl?
kik?
what do you look like?
hi

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>>24868271
>>24868439
There are just too many to choose from. One of my favorite is a guy sending a dick picture over and over again... and then sening another dick picture that someone else sent a week before that, proving it wasn't even his dicks... I'm not even into dicks, I'm just a dude with long hair!

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Not the current record holder in times messaged without an answer back either.

>>24868525
The one thing I learned is guys have absolutely 0 qualms in sending unsolicited random dick pics

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>>24868535
But it just doesn't make any sense, even if I liked the dick I would have ended up dissapointed, it wasn't even his!

>>24868553
What, you didn't want to feel for his fly?

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>>24868598
Not like my opinion regarding that matters, he kept going..

>>24868612
What what does your profile say/look like? Are you that much of a tarp?

>>24868512
I got this same message on Tumblr the other day holy shit

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Many such cases. Sad!

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It's a no from me

>>24869310
Only thing I can say is that I hope that anon is like 15, because I cringed so hard

>>24869308
Fucking respond to Emily wtf