27/femanon. hangin out in bed, eatin popcorn and listening to

>>24864289
Trying to get laid with no luck with some dumb project runway bullshit on in the background. She's def hot though.

>>24864293
ouch. well here's to hoping you get some, dude. what's the issue? she just not down?

>>24864295
On a "break" with my gf so I'm hitting up CL and you know how that goes. We haven't fucked in a long time and I need some.

>>24864299
argh CL hookups are the worst. i'm not too into hookups to begin with, but the few times i've tried to get with some girls through that route, it never went well.

>>24864300

CL is always shady. Got a couple blowjobs, but they weren't worth the effort.

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Hello all.
I'm 22, just chillin out with my friend. We went on a hike today and took some cool shots. Unfortunatley the file size is too big and this laptop can not run gyazo.

>>24864306
yeah furthest i got was some heavy petting makeout sessions. i mean, it was fun but ultimately not worth the effort and i'm more of a relationship type gal.

>>24864300
I've had a few wins from CL but I don't know what other route to take really. Oh well. Tomorrow is Friday so I have that going for me.

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>>24864311
We are about to play a game called Ultimate Chicken Horse

>>24864312

Why can't you use Tinder or Grindr or whatever chicks use to meet other chicks?

>>24864327
I actually met my gf on Tinder but I think she's probably checking that type of shit so I have to be super ninja and use my burner email lol

>>24864327
i have a gf these days and i'm pretty happy. no real need. those examples were from years ago.

>>24864322
i've heard of that thanks to that RT series 'Schooled'. looks kinda fun i guess.

>>24864289
I just came here to say that Taylor momsen from the heaven knows music video makes my jaw drop every time. And I also listen to most of their songs, good choice

>>24864337

Yeah I figured. My GF doesn't even know I have a kik. I only use it to trade pics and whatnot, but I still feel scummy about it sometimes.

>>24864338
Oh gotcha.

>>24864349
I just have to delete the apps I use but I'm smarter so I've gotten away with a few things already. With Tinder I'm afraid her friends will run across me though.

>>24864352
That's why I never use Tinder. She has a thousand friends and her job involves keeping up on social networks for her clients. No way I wouldn't be found.

I mean I just want to see the odd boob and dick every now and then.

>>24864359
Yeah I could probably get away with murder if I wanted to, I always think of the possible ways things can go sideways.

>>24864341
she's so fucking hot and yeah they're pretty badass.

>>24864352
well isn't it like, taking a break and not cheating? i mean, when you 'take a break', doesn't that mean sleep around? i'm curious.

>>24864289
Timestamp with tits

>>24864368

Well in my experience it means sleeping around. Awhile back with a different GF I suggested we take a break for a few days because we were just at each others throats and I just wanted some time to cool off. She took that as an opportunity to fuck some dude.

That made for an awkward conversation. We broke up shortly afterwards. To be fair I should've been more clear.

>>24864368
To me if she's out of the area code anything goes, don't ask, don't tell. I'm too old to hold any illusions about human nature. But yes, on a break definitely means I can do what I want so long as it's on the DL.

>>24864289
>jenny and johnny
did you like rilo kiley, op? what are your favorite songs of jenny lewis?

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>>24864381
i fucking love rilo kiley.

i liked the frug, glendora, plane crash in c and accidntel deth. also adding to the original list above:

do you recall - royal wood
misfits & mistakes - superchunk

>>24864377
yowch. yeah that...that should've been more thought out lol but also not so assumed on her part, too. i guess i'm just a sucker for commitment.

>>24864378
:/ well, so long as nobody really gets hurt i guess.

>>24864401
>No
It sounds sleezy but nobody gets hurt. I was married before and she whored around and I vowed to never pass up any opportunities I had to make myself happy again.

>>24864416
fair enough then i suppose. more people need to do what they have to to make themselves happy, as long as that's not, like, strapping people to tables and sawing them into pieces. i mean, don't wanna judge anyone, but yeah.

>>24864401
Those are all great songs! I love glendora.. I saw her perform her voyager album in boulder back in 2015. I would definitely recommend seeing her live if you ever get the chance.

>>24864401

Yeah we both kinda fucked up on that one. I'd say 60/40 her fault.

>>24864418
No I'm not at that stage of my life yet lol. I do my thing as a hunter/alpha male and she does her thing and I don't snoop or pry like her. Of course I don't do it that often or in a way that will give me a disease either, but I feel like the confidence boost improves our relationship.

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>>24864423
unfortunately, i'm not a huge live music fan at all and i especially can't fucking stand crowds lol that being said, if it was something small, then yeah, i might be able to drag myself out to it.

>>24864426
these things happen, sadly. at least you've moved on.

>>24864432

She was a total thunder cunt anyways. Last I heard she was arrested for assault and possession of a controlled substance which I can guarantee was heroin.

>>24864432
Is that you or your favorite band anon?

>>24864441
yeah no thanks ew.

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>>24864447
not me lol just posting pics of hot girls for anyone interested. my favorite band would actually be Cloud Cult.

>>24864456

Am I getting behind in the times. I have no idea who any of those bands are.

>>24864456
Gotcha, they looked a little too professional

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>>24864459
Cloud Cult's been around for like over 20 years or something now I think. I don't know. They're one of the only bands I really listen to religiously. Everything else is pretty sporadic.

>>24864463
I mean, I COULD take shit like this, I know my way around a camera lol I almost went into camming a few years ago because I needed money so badly.

>>24864470
I'd do it if chicks paid enough lol

>>24864472

Wouldn't we all

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>>24864472
>>24864484
the thing is, women don't wanna watch men on cam since they already get thousands of unsolicited dick pics as it is lol

>>24864497

Sadly my dreams of swinging my junk around on camera for profit will always remain a dream.

>>24864497
Exactly, supply and demand. So what's your story anon, what keeps you on 4chan this late?

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>>24864508
do it for you <3 reach for the stars. don't let money kill your passion for art.

>>24864509
uh, not much really. it's only 12:30 at night here, and i'm doing some collectible stuff in sleeping dogs. just not really tired yet i guess.

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>>24864516
Nice pic. I'm drinking fireball and coke since I don't work til 9 tomorrow. Here's my favorite porn star

>>24864516
That was fucking inspiring. I don't care what my mother says! I'm going to be a star.

>>24864520
That should go to the hospital. His dick looks funny.

>>24864524
I think it's a new STD

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>>24864524
you're welcome. i just want everyone to do what they were born to do, man.

>>24864520
my gf would like you, based solely on that drink. also shit yeah porn stars. speaking of porn stars, i discovered kimmy granger last week. goddamn yes.

What up all? 28M reporting in here because I'm pretty sure this is one or more of the people I was shooting the shit with in a similar thread a few days ago.

How the hell are all yall doin?

>>24864532
I'm still alive, so there's that

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>>24864530
Favorite porn stars
I have a crush on Gianna Michaels although I'm pretty sure I would catch something from her. I find her white trash sexy.

>>24864537
Nobody beats her dirty talk or general enthusiasm for getting fucked, that's for sure.

>>24864536
Well at least there's that! It's been so fucking cold where I'm at that I'm barely there myself.

>>24864537
And fuck yeah Gianna Michaels!

Speaking of awesome porn, everyone else hear the bad news about the Armory shutting down? Kink dot com was literally the only group of pros I'd kept up on lately.

>>24864530
She seems good, although Riley Reid is still my number one.

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>>24864532
not bad i guess. kinda rough day emotionally, but other than that. how about you?

>>24864537
the funny thing is, i really dislike the plastic look of porn stars, but sometimes ya just gotta go with plastic lol

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>>24864549

What's the Armory?

Also this is Allie Sin. Another favorite. She retired awhile back I think

>>24864552
I totalt get what you mean. I almost exclusively go amateur, but a few pros just have that thing I like I guess.

>>24864555
Do you remember Heather Brooke and Libby Hoeler? Coming of age vids on Kazaa right there.

>>24864552
I'm all stalled out with my business and kinda snowed in rn, so I've been playing XCOM2 all day and touching up my backlog of photoshoots by night for the past couple weeks. Could be a lot worse, considering.

>>24864289
Music in general is so fucking overrated. Also, you're adorable. It wouldn't take much for me to love you. 27m

>>24864555
she's pretty cute in that rad girl sorta way. reminds me kind of clea duvall in 'but i'm a cheerleader'.

>>24864563
heh. coming of age. i see what you did there.

>>24864564
i've been playing stuff on and off the last week simply so i don't have to be in the real world. finally beat sleeping dogs, moving onto beating some other shit now. i really do need to sit down and get some writing/work done...

>>24864565
that isn't me but fuck it i'll take the compliment lmao

>>24864563
>Libby Hoeler

Yeah I remember Heather Brooke, Fucking Queen of the deepthroat.

>>24864555
The Armory is the big ass building that kink dot com filmed all their porn in (minus the Public Disgrace shoots). The building itself is always the first, like opening credit shot in all their stuff. I guess they're gonna keep enough staff around to keep selling the backlog, but no more new videos :(

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>>24864570
heather brooke was my shit back in the day. i could ignore everything else and just look at her lol

>>24864571
i hate when shit goes away on the internet. i a huge advocate for archival.

>>24864570
Dont know why Libby was thrown in there.

>>24864567
I was doing that for a while last time I stalled out. The only reason I've gotten legit sucked into XCOM2 is because that's my second favorite franchise, and I only recently got a good enough GPU to even play it.

I tend to just play more Skyrim though whenever the depression gets really overwhelming

>>24864576
I'd still marry her even though she's like 50.

>>24864579
same. still a major model crush.

>>24864567
Yeah I didn't read the last part until I posted. You've 'bested' me.

It does remind me of a girl I wish I had fucked in college. Actually I wish I had dated her and eventually married her and had two kids but instead I fucked my life up with drugs and trying to help people that won't help themselves.

But yeah, unless you're a musician or something, video games are the best.

>>24864289
I'm just happy I'm not the only one who knows about Kasabian!

>>24864576
Yeah, archival is still the biggest problem with modern computing, too, especially since nobody knows what kind of lifespan she's actually have.

And with kink dot com specifically, they actually did a LOT to help the worldwide BDSM community grow and thrive, they'll be missed as a cultural force as much as we'll all be missing out on the porn.

I'm a real serious BDSM lifestyle type, so it's pretty crushing to hear that news in conjunction with the Felipe crackdown, too.

>>24864593
FetLife, not Felipe
Fuck you autocorrect. New phone still doesn't know me yet

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>>24864582
don't get me wrong, i'd bang the shit out of that girl, because she is fucking adorable. i'm sorry dude, maybe you can still turn shit around <3

i play the violin, so...idk lol

>>24864591
i played alan wake's american nightmare again the other day and liked the music, so i looked it up lol i can't be THAT cool.

>>24864593
that...really fucking sucks dude, i'm sorry :(

also heh felipe.

>>24864596
wow, i actually just found the vice article. what the shit, yo.

>>24864597
Yeah, the San Francisco scene is basically dead by now, gentrification ran out anyone who isn't a straight white dude working in a tech startup.

And the fact that FL was threatened with obscenity charges is just terrifying.

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>>24864602
>obscenity charges
this country is about to fucking implode on itself.

>>24864628
Yuuuuup. That's why I've been digging up and publishing all of my own kinky photoshoots. I never had much motivation to do so before, but now I feel like it's fighting the good fight to be more open about my lifestyle and my art.

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>>24864643
Speaking of kinky photoshoots, here's a bit of shameless self-promotion!

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>>24864643
as an artist, i commend you and wholeheartedly approve. do what you must to ensure your art survives.

>>24864645
Damn, that's hot

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>>24864653
>>24864654
Thank you! Here, have another one of her, taken the night before. It was a fun before/after shoot I'm going to have to redo and watermark this one either way, I've been stumbling my way through learning Adobe Lightroom all week and keep having to start over on stuff.

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>>24864662
all this porn is distracting me from my crippling suicidal tendencies, so thanks guys.

also, ugh. adobe lol

>>24864677

Porn is the great savior.

>>24864686
truly. it's what keeps us all going.

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>>24864677
Happy to help. :-D Have another!

Yeah, it was like pulling my own teeth out forcing myself into switching from primarily using photoshop, to doing 90 percent of everything in Lightroom.

It's way better though and I've been missing out all this time :-(

>>24864289

Timestamp or it didn't happen

>>24864696
i really need to set up a mac osx VM on this laptop so i can boot over to that side to get my writing done. i just don't like any of the writing programs for windows. don't even try and give me suggestions, i've done 'em all lol

i really need to get back to work this coming week. i was almost done with my next novel and wanting to start working on my next one after that.

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>>24864717
What kind of novels do you write? I've been struggling through my own for years. I use ywriter 6 on Pc, I've never used any others but I've never had reason not to use ywriter. If you can recommend something even better than it though, I'm all ears!

And one more, still all the same girl.

>>24864733
optimistic nihilism is what i label my work lol i found a program on the mac and i just can't use anything else. i just can't. also man being tied down right now would be pretty nice....

>>24864773
Funny, I see Nihilism as anything but optimistic. Except maybe in the sense "nothing really matter in life, so go fucking balls to the walls".

>>24864806
that's kinda the angle, yeah. a sort of 'nothing matters so do whatever you have to to be happy; be yourself, do what you must' sort of thing.

I just want a qt girl or guy to lick their feet :( tried hooking up with a guy, but moment when he seen my nudes he vanished. I'm average looking. I just wanna die in shame, never done a hookup and failed first time. Holed me bros and bronettes

>>24865054
*hold

>>24865056
do you have a kik?

I gotta get laid soon or i'll become crazy. Any good recommendations for internet places in germany? cba going to a bar.

>>24864602
They will never happen here no matter how hard the Jews try

>>24864352
>>24864349
Kill yourselves

>>24864810
That sounds really cool, actually, kind of brings the Fear and Loathing books to mind. I'd read it! What inspired you to dig into that kind of stuff?

>>24864311
Ever go hiking by yourself?
What state you in?

Just playing dark souls on a Friday night. Whooooo!

Got any tips for forever alones besides the usual be yourself drivel, I want the secret sauce

Add some fucking Talking Heads to that list, dude.

>>24865779
I do, but can you leave yours?

>>24864289
Being alone in my apartment bumping some good shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ8i5okObRk

Wandered into this thread. Very nice. Good conversation. Impressive, 4chan. Keep this shit up, right here.

Glad this thread is still alive, made my Thursday night much more enjoyable. Anyone have pro-tips on how to maximize my success on Tinder/Fetlife?

>>24864289
Bumping to keep this alive, come back to us anon!

>>24868349
Lonely bump. If only I had a pair of feet to love :(

>>24871209
Kik CodyKiwi

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>>24864555
>300x300.gif
>tall rectangle

>>24868349
s1m0s4x