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I want to get to know a girl by playing online chess with them. Skype me at theredbotz so we can play online on chess.com.
That's my selfish shit out of the way, but just so a thread isn't wasted, let's use it to meet people outside of the usual geographical proximity/related movie-music-tvshow likes/height/camwhoring (nothing against this one)
So yeah, this is the chess dating thread. My finest accomplishment is its creation. I hope it becomes a general.
Banned Topics to meet over: Overwatch, LoL, Dota
Encouraged Topics: Online Chess, Online Poker, Civilization, Meet-ups at Art Museums and Sporting Events, just as long as it's not the same old shit discussed on this board it's fine.
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>>24860270
haha
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>>24860270
Is this your fetish? Yeah, I fucking bet it is.
Tell you what, I'll meet you half way here. I can play ball. Which chess piece do you want shoved up your ass?
I mean, you do want this pawn shoved up your dick hole, right? Come on, you're practically asking for it. Because, hear me out here, chess is for fags, not gonna lie.
When a girl see a guy playing chess, she might think he's cute, but you know what she's thinking. Aw yeah, you know her exact thoughts. She's thinking "I wonder what chess piece this guy likes having shoved up his ass". And without even hearing it, you know, she knows, and you both know that you both know that you want the king, the largest chess piece, up your ass.
And then yeah, she's going to play Overwatch with her boyfriend, because yeah, why wouldn't she?
But in all seriousness, maybe you should find some hipsters to play your archaic game with you.
But then again, please end your fucking life. I really need to emphasise: no one cares that you're alive.
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I don't get why you guys have a thumb up your ass about this guy wanting to play CHESS with a girl. It's definitely more respectable than some dude with underlying intentions from the start to eventually get nudes by being suave in text.
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>>24861046
It's not, though.
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>>24861050
And you evidently lack intellect. Bugger off.
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>>24860270
Sounds cool. Wish i could play but im a wagecuck
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I got to say i like this idea, I think i would like to get to know someone or even be suduced by them over a game of thinking and stratagy
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Chessbro here OP
Ill play with you if you want but ima need a vid of you shooting a load or spreading your asshole so i can show you my load too but if you play queens gambit or the spanish then ima need to see you leak precum as you fuck your ass with a toy or something im 100% straight btw but ill dress like a girl for your cock ok?
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Haha buncha' bullies anyway poohoo I found some girl on skype through other channels who will play.
>>24861046
It's okay that second reply made me laugh.
>>24861807
Why can't you play? I have a job too.
>>24861836
I'm not even good at chess it's just a fun game to play and you can talk while playing.
>>24861982
No u.
>>24861011
>And then yeah, she's going to play Overwatch with her boyfriend, because yeah, why wouldn't she?
Haha Overwatch fags delusional as ever.
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