Roast me thread post you're pic Bring it on!

>>24859417
So. This is what came out when trump fucked a whale. Intriguing.

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>>24859417
...gorgeous

>ROAH APPROVES

>>24859926
you look too oppressed to be on 4chan

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I can't bring myself to roast any of you but feel free to roast me.

>>24859990
wait this isnt 420chan ):

>>24861060
don't lie, this is milo yianoppolis when he was still in the closet

>>24860770
this roast is probably even easier than you, but how many abortions have you had so far this year?

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Alright Kiddies. When there's a Roast thread, I am to be called.

>>24859417
You again. I don't understand, are you posing for the part of Theodore in the first picture? Jesus put them carrot cutters away. Though I may have to explain to you what a carrot is, seeing your figure and such. And christ, with eyes like that you'll need some extra fucking sight. Bottom line, let me spell it out for you. Y O U R A F A T F U C K I N G C H I P M U N K.

>>24859926
The only thing worse than your early 90's receptionist look going on there, is the fact that you're so fucking self conscious and pathetic, you need to put up a poster reminding people not to pick on you because of your "naturally curly hair". Lastly, that lipstick color is fucking atrocious.

>>24859990
Woo, alright. First, tough guy alert. The zip up "denim" jacket over the simple Metallica band name tee really screams it. The slight head raise so it looks like you're glaring down on the rest of the world really tops the edge. Seeing as it's probably you're only way to look down on somebody because of your manlet size. Sitting in the back corner of all your classes listening to shitty music that most likely isn't even Metallica, scribbling in a notebook some poor taste poetry. Shave the fucking chin strap, it screams desperation to be an alpha.

>>24860770
Oh boy have I seen that look before. That's the "I'm an innocent girl in person but act like a slut online and make people pay to see 'my' nudes" look. Your Asian upbringing must have been too strict, right sweetheart? Lost your virginity to a close friend probably and regretted it ever since. Most likely wasn't consensual. Your hair is deader than I am inside, your makeup skills are lack luster, and your overall complexion needs a fucking improvement. Fix yourself,.and stop fucking around with niggers. That shit gets you no where.

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>>24861060
What were you, a TF2 fanboy growing up so you had plastic surgery to look like the fucking scout? Jesus kid, one, that Bo Burnham style went out before it was even a thing. Two, quit fucking your sister and go out into the real world. Farm work may bulk you up, but it doesn't help to contaminate our gene pool with your pathetic inbreeding. I can already see it in you, seeing the fucking angle of your ear there. Looks like its practically glued to your fucking skull. How many teeth you missing, eh? Quit taking fucking pictures from the side to show off your dimples to seem "cute" all because you have that blonde hair, blue eyed look going on. The ladies aren't into the beiber look anymore, but the big boys in prison are.
Have fun, everyone.

>>24861123
this made me cry of laughter

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hmmm...

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>>24861240
Did somebody accidentally poke your chin in with their dick when aiming for your mouth ?

>>24861342
And here is what happens when you give a guy with down syndrome steroids

>>24861342
>no jaw
>that hairline
>those subpar features
It's already over for you man, RIP.

>>24861766
You look like harry style's ugly half mexican brother.

>>24859990
I bet you are pretty pissed that your younger brother made the cover of rolling stone, when it was your idea to blow up the marathon.

>>24861769
best of both worlds... bald and has dandruff!

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>>24861067
Fucking chuckled

>>24861123
Kekd that nose is fake and gay af

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Im intrigued. Bring it on.

>>24862005
Your taste in art says pedophile, but your face says one-time victim of a pedophile... I say one-time because your face also says lousy fuck.

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Yes, I am depressed and I want to be even more so.

>>24862112
It's appropriate you're at Versailles, they've got a real sharp razor there to cut off that AIDS-hair.

>>24862112
Your lips look like wax.

>>24862005
I really like the lighting here, thanks to the left side being in the dark I don't have to see more of your surprised baby-owl face.

>>24862100
Oh come on, i expected better than this. I said BRING IT ON.

>>24859417
>>24859926
Ahahahah ahahhahah haahha hahah aaaaaaahahah ahhah aahhahah ahh oh my god