Where the fuck my /alc/oholics at? You lame ass niggers, being

Never posted on this board but im going to drink now for this thread

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>>24858491
YOU FUCKING BETTER, FAGGOT
DRINKING IS ALL THERE IS TO LIFE
4CHAN, ALCOHOL, AND 10+ DICKS

>>24858493
Lmao. What are you?

>>24858498
I came here wondering the same thing.

Being drunk is not a good reason to be a sea monster that acts like an annoying white bitch.

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>>24858504
But if you ARE a sea monster that IS an annoying bitch?
>>24858498
I'm not even sure anymore. Some faggot queer father fucker, I'm sure.

>>24858504
>>24858509
I thought it was the Joker but he doesn't wear this much makeup

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>>24858515
Bitch, you don't even know what makeup IS.

Cant wait for Pence to purge all you mentally ill fags

>>24858482
lol what a fucking state

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>>24858519
So we're on the same page.
Wanna spend our last night together?
>Are you at least seven inches?

>>24858526
Im not gay ok

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>>24858569
>On /soc/
>Says he doesn't like dick

Lol how much you had to drink hun?

>>24858573
I dont like dick at all i think its gross unless its mine

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>>24858594
Entirely too much.
>Drink at work
>Get home
>Drink another 5th of whiskey

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>>24858598
>I don't like dick
>I like dick

>>24858526
>>24858573
I like dick. Post yours.

Damn hunny, you're a hand full aren't ya?

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>>24858607
>Someone is too young to know IAU

Love that color green btw

Very nice hun

Did your little ass pass out? Lol

>>24858637
No. Nigger I don't sleep.
I'm on too much aderall for that.

Lol well shit, you don't play do ya girl

HELL YEAH!!!!

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>>24858643
I'm literally the fucking worst.
>>24858648
WHATCHU DRINKING HOMIE?

Vodka baby, straight from the freezer...

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Ayyyy, im here too m8

I'll leave the drinking to you hunny,do t bother me, but if ya wana burn one, I got ya covered.

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>>24858655
Show me.Show me your bottle and your face. Show me your bright pink bubblegum. Show me what you want to show me.
>>24858659
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>Soohnue
>Skype me damn it
>I'mnot on here enough to stalk you and postyouin crush threads.

It don't bother me

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>>24858664
>Can't smoke
>Makes me gag
>Last time Ismokedit waslaced with angel dust
>Wasn't told
>Can only eat
>MFW

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>>24858669
Will do.
Also. Cant tell if you're a dude or a chick, so imma just roll with it. Im not even drunk yet and im already confused. Damn.

Ever use kik hunny?

Peach Schnapps, Baileys and Grenadine, that's one Abortion Trump can't take from us.

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>>24858676
>Cant tell if you're a dude or a chick
All that should matter is your level of interest.
Fuck sexuality, just have fun.
Get a beej from a person who's lower half you can't see because your eyes are rolled into the back of your head.

>>24858669
M8, wots your skype, btw.

Damn you fine girl!!!

>>24858688
Wasnt saying for sexuality, yo. Just curious.
If you dont give a fuck, its not gay. Thats the rule of 4chan.

SEXXXY IS SEXXXY!!!!

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>>24858690
Bitch you done responded to a post with my skype name in it.

And damn you are SEXXXY

>>24858699
Ah, aight. Ill add when i can.
Mine is manueljr2000

Damn you crazy girl, I'm really starting to like you

>>24858702
>add when i can
Like you're doing anything right now.
>Are you /int/?
>>24858704
Bad idea,unless you're more than nine inches.
I'm a size queen looking for 23 centimeters.

>>24858706
Eh. Ive got people to piss off, thats all. And i wanna make sure i dont forget shit.
Also, /int/?

Kik me and lets see...

>>24858711
>Also, /int/?
International board
Not everyone can live in WeHo.
>Because we hoes.

I've never seen an /alc/ thread so dead, even after my gay ass kills them, Do I need to put the bottle of rum up my ass to get niggers in here? Damn.

Doubt you're that drunk, are you?

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>>24858713
I don't kik, that shit's boring.
Just post it in a rate thread.
Stop being so shy.
Damn.

>>24858719
Nah, m8. East coast. Just always up early

>>24858724
Ubababa???!!!! Hi ubaba!!! Missed you

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>>24858738
>Ubababa
Who?
Bitch I'm Dopamine.
>Unless you mean the BWW I used to post with.

You stop being shy and let's see that drunk ass

FUCK YEAH, I'LL DRINK TO THAA!!!!

>>24858749
>Show your ass
>Does nothing to make it worth my while
Lrn2IAU circa 2012.
Or /soc/ same year.

>>24858745
Iiinteresting.
So youre not ubaba in gaudy drag.
Show tits?

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>>24858769
What tits, bitchtits anon?

I would rather drink my vodka alone, looking at the soviet flag, than with you.

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>>24858773
>Implying that's not what you're currently, and always do.

Bitch your straight fag ass kidneys couldn't even handle a single shot from me. Not from the bar, or my balls. Don't talk bigger than the 2" you're rocking.

>>24858772
Hmmmmm

>>24858780
holy kek

>>24858785
Ily2boo

Don't show tits then run away, thought you was a party grl

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>>24858842
Queer, you wouldn't know a party girl if she snorted crushed ecstacy off your hairy, unwhiped asshole.

>>24858848
Oh god you look so wasted in that pic

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>>24858855
>References party girl
>Posts wasted photo
As if I wouldn't.
What would you guess I'm doing in this photo?

>>24858859
looks like you're about to present what you had for dinner

>>24858859
Thinking how right was Schopenhauer about life?

>>24858848
DJ Autismo in the house

>>24858806
would totally drink up with you but 2pm here rip

I am somewhat intrigued about this thread and your (id)entity.

Good job.

I shouldn't drink before a day shift but hey.

Today on /soc/: Getting Hammered With Late-90s Marilyn Manson

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So drunk

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I guess you could say I'm getting crunk