Profile rate, advice, etc. Post em'

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I've gotten like 7 or 8 decent matches within my first month (I'm in a small college town, so it makes sense)

Don't know if there's any improvements to make though?

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I've gotten a dozen matches in the last week since I redownloaded this app (I'm at a decent sized university near Baltimore), only one of which was fake.

What improvements should I make? I really don't have very many good pictures, but I feel like having the 2 close ups (3&4) isn't ideal.

Also, I've changed the bio to "just a young memer trying to make it our doggy dog world".

>>24857681
why are you bald?

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>>24857686
very badly receding hairline and hair that was starting to thin

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Profile says "x city native. 6'4 catch me if you can"

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People told me my profile was alright but I'm still matchless after a week, fishing for ideas

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>>24857695
all I can say

>>24857695
That is one good looking cat. But haven't you heard. Girls swipe for dogs, not cats.

>>24857692
what results do you get

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>>24857977
Well shit.

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Suggestions please

I swapped pic 1 and 2 based on advice from last thread

Bio:
Retired and livin' life

Volunteering and travelling the world

Gordon Ramsay is my hero

>>24857536
Zachary is a terrible name for a girl.

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Any advice?

>bio

I was in ROTC for 2 years.
I spent three months on the appliachian trail getting lost and running out of food.
I was a youth league competive shooter in trap and rifle.
I did some traveling from London in the UK as far as Petrograd, Russia
Im in college, im majoring in applied math and computer science.

Some advice

>>24857536
You look fine but your friends look a bit lame. Group photos are fine but if the friends look weird this can make you look weird too.

>>24857681
#4 looks good but there are too many selfies. I usually say one selfie max. Try to get your friends to take pics of you.

>>24857692
Pretty good except for 4 and 6. You can keep one of them if you want but shirtless selfies (?) look douchy.

>>24857695
Your problem is definitely your first pic. It's kinda cute and your cat is adorable but something about the lighting and your expression or whatever makes it look a bit creepy. I'd keep it though and just swap it with maybe the photo that comes after it.

>>24858867
I think yours is pretty decent but the only problem with the first pic is that you're wearing sunglasses. It makes it hard for people to know what you look like and lots of girls may not bother. Also maybe try to vary the group photos. You're making similar generic poses in them.

>>24859120
Would not use a selfie for your first pic. Other pics give me little ability to assess your face/attractiveness.

>>24857536
Get a better big picture, preferably a candid shot where your hair is looking less frizzy. Take out the word 'dicking' from your bio, it just reads wrong. The bio itself is fine.

>>24857681
Try to get some pics of yourself that aren't selfies - maybe cropped ones of you with your mates? Pic 1 is fine though. Bio is fine.

>>24857692
You're hot, you don't need advice. But I would say ditch pictures 4 and 6, and make number 2 your main photo.

>>24857695
Nobody gives a shit about your cat. Don't feature it in your main photo - use picture 2, or preferably a non-selfie pic of yourself from elsewhere. You look good though, you'll be fine dude.

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Started last night, first match convo went like this

Is she a bot or something? And if not al I gonna get robbed

>>24859311
update

she says she lives nearby but wants to video chat first to make sure i am who i say i am

if not real shes convincing the shit outta me lmao

>>24859311
>>24859349
bot

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I get some decent matches, but I feel like I could add more. Suggestions?

>>24859388
Yea I figured when she asked to click some link

Too good to be true right off the bat I guess

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I'm going to have to make 2 posts for both pictures, but here you go. Advice would be good

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>>24859738

>>24859738
>>24859741
Delete tinder.

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I don't really get matches, and when I do they get bored to reply from the first seconds. I used to have " more cheesy than a super cheesy with cheese crust pizza " as a description before, and " My doctor wrote me a perscription for dailysex, but my friends keep insisting it says dyslexia" after. Not so confident in my current one.

Any rates or tips on how to maintain girls interested?

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>>24859745

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just got out of a 2 year relationship, could use some assistance getting matches and ideas on what my bio should be

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>>24859755

>>24859755
less selfies, and probably change your first picture to something where you are looking at the viewer

>>24859755
Your third picture should be your first one, then the current one. The 420 stuff its pretty childish in tinder, you should take it out.

>>24859765
Sounds good! Any ideas for a successful bio? I just had no idea what to put being on tinder for the first time

>>24859788
Thanks, Bro.
That helps out more than you'd think.

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>>24859794
Alright changed some up, better?

This is advice to all guys who use tinder: please stop with all the selfies. One selfie max and only if it's a really good one.

Selfies make men look antisocial. It's not fair but for whatever reason girls can take copious selfies but it's not okay for guys. Stop.

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I literally don't know how take photos. I know, it's bad, but how fucked am I?
Also, what do I write on my description?

>>24860023
Wow dude, you are reaaaally fucked.

>>24859827
Its great now! Ill definetly swipe right.

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>>24860139
kek. Guess I am. Thanks.

>>24860023
I literally feel sick after seeing your tinder profile

>>24860023
for christ sake use google to research how to make a profile. Its so bad I can't even tell if you are good looking or not

>>24859349
>>24859388
How the fuck did it know to tell you her job?

Does this smart photo thing works?

>>24859827
I wouldn't use a group picture as your first picture. I'd probably be too distracted by your ugly friend but too lazy to view the other pictures. Most girls swipe too fast on Tinder.

>>24860711
Wanted to know that too. I used it and it put a group picture as my default (which I thought was not supposed to be good).

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I don't really get matches - was hoping you guys could give me a couple of pointers?

>>24862416
All selfies dude, dont even think about getting a decent match, that is a big NO. Max 2 selfies if you reaaaaally nailed those selfies, and 2 is already a bit needy.

Your profile lacks mystery, variation, fun and attraction. You have only selfies and all the selfies are practically the same.

>>24862427
Cheers dude, I'll get people to take more photos of me from a distance

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I get matches but no one wants to fucking give me numbers or meet. This app is a fucking lie kill me

Flirted, told her we should get coffee, asked if she was free this Saturday & she said "maybe"

Where to go from here?

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Should I make mine more personal? More picture variety?

>>24863329
You're a pretty girl, you already won the tinder game.

>>24862416
Make #3 your first picture and then delete the rest of them. Get a few pictures with you and friends together doing stuff.

>>24863329
pictures are fine, maybe one outdoors would be good in natural light.

bio should probably have a bit more

Question for femanons

When girls say they're "just looking to meet new people and see where it goes desu" is that just a passive way of saying that you want to meet up and then fuck if you decide you like them?

>>24863363
everyone on tinder wants to fuck

>>24863370
I've met a lot of girls who want relationships, and they're more often the more attractive ones. Girls never know what the hell they want.

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I've come to realize I can't write a bio, I need some help there. Also, I have some pics that I don't know if they'd work or naw in reserve

>>24863339
>>24863351
Thanks for the input guys!! Especially the outdoor lighting suggestion.

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just moved to MA, lets see how it goes.

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I just moved and signed back up, hoping to meet girls as well as guys, how's this looking?

>>24863616
you're gorgeous and you win. damn.

>>24863627
Thanks, you're pretty cute, I mean you look like the guy from Lazytown but you're cute

>>24863363
Girls don't know what they want until they meet the guy. They will immediately catagorize you into a potential fuck buddy, potential friend, or potential boyfriend, and then decide when they are ready.

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>>24858867
>>24859265
Thanks for the input.

How's this for the first picture?
Also, which one should I delete to make room?

I have no idea what's going wrong
Can't even get a single reply in 3 years of this thing

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>>24863731
Forgot to post the pic

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Bio is :

Italian made in Paris
Not dead since 19 years

Techno (but not only !)
Lynch/Argento/Svankmajer
Urbex
Architecture

Talking here make me thirsty, let's have a drink instead


Having around 2 or 3 good match per day, but really bad at talking + feeling insecure cuz still virgin at 19 years

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>>24859827
You strangely look a bit like Carlos Condit. That's a good thing.

>>24860711
No idea. For me it picked the one where my back was turned so I don't think so..

>>24862529
Honestly the secret is to get their Snapchat fairly quick. It gives both parties access to honest pictures of each other and it becomes more personal than just texting. I'd say most girls are down to meet up after snapping back and forth for a few days.

>>24863329
Add a picture of you doing something. Gives the swiper an insight of your hobbies. Your selfies are fine and you're pretty so you've got a lot going for you. Your bio is boring though.

>>24863396
General info about yourself + flavor of the month meme reference is more than enough desu.

My bio: [Swedish & Iranian flags]

Aspiring boxer with a bright future according to my grandparents. Whenever I'm not at practice I'm most likely outdoors or cooking. Or cooking outdoors.

>>24863396
I'd change #2 and #1, besides that you're looking solid.

If you're a memer, you could probably capitalize on your Robbie-Rotten-esque looks with a We Are Number One reference in your bio, like "Let me teach you a lesson in trickery" or some shit meme like that

>>24863396
I'd swap out the first picture for either 2 or 4. I almost prefer 4 since it's a picture of just you and not a selfie but 2 would work equally well

as for the bio, some hobbies, skills, or job/field of study. try to throw one unique thing in there that you think is special about you.

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>tfw when got date with 9/10 qt half korean half white girl next week

Holy shit /soc/ I'm in love. I bust a nut when I swiped and saw I matched and she actually started responding. Only downside is she's four years older than me, but 27 on 23 isn't that bad at all.

She also seems to be more long-term focused but if she's half as hot as her pics I'd easily swear off women forever for her. I'm really hoping I don't fuck this up.

What's your happiest match?

>>24859525
fuck bro make #3 your main pic, shits hilarious

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>>24859311
has she asked for your credit card info yet? Update us

Pic related. After many conversations I am unsure if she is a bot or mentally slow

>>24864183
Try not to overthink it anon "b urself" is a meme but just try to be relaxed and entertaining

I've heard a rumour that if you make more than one account from the same device the app assumes you're a bot and stops showing you to people, does anyone know if there's any truth in this?

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This has escalated quickly so far.

The fuck do I say back? The opener was some shit opener I made since she majors in "English and Communications"

>>24865061
??? Dude, you made it there, dont be the guy that is like "oh, i never thought i would get this far, hehe, help friends". Trust yourself and you'll know what to say to her, depending on what you want, obviously.

>>24865066
I only just got tinder, and the amount of matches I've been getting is overwhelming coupled with the fact that i expected only a couple matches wanting to talk, not 30+ girls where half of them just wanna fuck

I have a tinder date this Sunday. We've been texting for about a week now and she seems like she has zero personality.
Wat do? I'm having zero luck with other girls.

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>>24856831
pls help
>>24857536
why the wilderness photos?

>>24857681
I don't know that I'd put memes on my profile

>>24857692
Solids pics except the one mirror selfie seems out of place

>>24859525
Pretty solid desu

>>24859751
Personally I think your bio is trying a little too hard

>>24859759
>DUDE WEED

>>24860023
Get a haircut lad I thought you were a chick until I read your name

>>24863329
>>24863616
You're already playing on easy mode

>>24863440
Dog pic is a good move.
Your name is Lazarus? That's fuckin neat

>>24863734
Never open with group photo

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>>24865232
For the record I swipe right on everyone

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I just put all my nerd cards on the table up front so there's no surprises later. It's working pretty well, 15 matches in the first week

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so ive finally got some better tier photos
Should i stick with the shirtless and go guns blazing. That way girls know im hot. And the ones that wanna fuck want someone hot.
Or should i use a more curious one like my second or third.
This is my current layout, while shirtless i feel my face looks the best in #1

>>24865675
Look happy in your first pic
Or happier

>>24865697
>match with a girl
>she messages me first with GIPHYs
>we talk some about theater, say i want to go to hamilton sometime
>she tells me that she would go to any play if I was her date
>she gives me her number
>say good night
>no idea where to go from here

This is why I don't message girls I match with, I think I'm genuinely too autistic for this app

>>24865903
Im a chad clearly so listen
"Hey its anon from tinder, how are you?"
"Oh great! So i was thinking we get coffee on friday, does that work for you?"
Listen im trrrible at text game but if ive realised one thing its that shes getting a million tinder messages so dont give her time to forget you, be direct and arrange a date.
If you need to flirt after she says yes add her to snapchat and send your stupid stuff
Hey its blank
Lets get coffee
Dont go to a play on your frst date, dude

>>24865903
Look up plays you think a woman would enjoy, text or call her asking if she'd like to go with you then for dinner or drinks after, buy tickets, shower, pick her up

>>24859738
I feel like you'd be really attractive if you changed up your style a bit, maybe put a bit more effort into self care. You deff need better suting glasses those arent doing any favors. Idk why but I'm weirdly drawn to you
20/F

>>24865997
>>24865945
Dont listen to this anon, anon
You shouldnt be buying tickets or drinks cause thatll hurt your wallet
Tell her to meet you at a coffee shop
If the interest is mutual, then be a gentleman and do what anon said at another date
You dont owe this women anything yet. Especially not 25 dollars of your cash for a ticket and more for a drink
Besides, if the date doesnt go well youre stuck with her in the friendzone. A coffee is brief, the way a first meet should be and you can gtfo quickly if you have to
So when you take my advice, at the end of the coffee date ask her out dont do it over text. Then text her later and re confirm
Trust me, im chad

>>24865232
Too many selfies
Youre not ugly
But only women get away with that shit, its too femine
Take a friend out with a nice camera
Get a headshot that with a nice backround for your opener
Change your outfit, go somewhere else
Doesnt matter how hot you think you are
You will get more matches with a non selfie pic

>>24865222
Stop over texting
Text once more and ask if its on still
You shouldnt be finding out girls personalities on text it makes you seem unnocupied and leaning towards needy
Shes probably gonna bail.

>>24857692
Dude leave some pussy for the rest of us!!

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>>24866152
Will doooo

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Can I chad it up on Tinder with a pic like this? Or should I not bother?

Super liking someone you know in real life Y/N?

>>24867176

it didn't work for me, but I chose unflattering pictures for my profile before deleting it after only one match whom I never messaged.

You may be more successful though.

>>24865683
4 > 2 > 1 > 6 > 5 > 3

What's a good line for getting a girl to come to your place /soc/?

I remember before "Netflix and chill" was a meme I would use Netflix to lure them in all the time but now I'm struggling to come up with a reason why they would want to drive to my apartment and chill in a way that isn't super obvious I just want to fuck.

>>24867176
N O
O

Like them. That way, if they like you back, it's mutual. If they don't like you back, they'll never know for sure if you liked them. If you use super like and they deny you, it's the end.

Post pics of urself with money or on vacation bitches love that shit.

>>24867358
Why is it bad if they know I super liked them?

>>24857692

Damn, you are hot.

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Literal 0 matches ever

Yeaaaah buddy

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Bio is:
I'm 21 and i like talking to new people which makes me nervous too.
If you think that your life is bad, just ask me on how my day have been and i will make you change you mind pretty fast.
I change my hair a lot and i lack of imagination, i appreciate new ideas!
The cat looks cool but she loves playing with my hands.

But not in that awful english i just translated it how i could :(

>>24867573
You have 4 of the same mirror selfies, and a cat. Come on dude, do you really need us to tell you not to do that?

>>24867637
It's actually 4 different mirrors.
Also i'm pretty much awful at photos, those that you see there have been taken in 10 months and i have no other than those, so it's kind of meh.

>>24867643
Yeah I'm sure the girls swiping you understand that. Change your pictures or keep not getting laid.

>>24863329

>bios are cool

It's hard to believe that some girls actually wonder why guys can't initiate conversations well when a majority of female bios are exactly like this.

Just going on a limb here-- maybe, possibly, you should... idk, describe yourself? Or what you're looking for? Christ.

How do you open? I get matches but I sperg out when it comes to talking to them.

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>>24867674

Online dating 101:

You base your introduction based on whatever the user has written in their bio, and use information that they've offered to start a conversation. In the case of Tinder, you'll look at their bio and possibly what they've listed as "work."

Example bio:

My name is Anon and I am 21 years old. I live in X and I am currently working part-time while going to school. I consider drawing one of my favorite hobbies, and I am also interested in television shows, music, and hockey. If you don't message me, we most likely will never chat!


Example message to initiate with:

Hi Anon, hope you're having a nice day today. When did you realize that you have a passion for drawing, and what are some things that you like to draw?


Pick something that you're drawn to according to their bio, and message them asking questions. Keep it simple to start, and if she's not a moron, she'll allow the conversation to flow by being courteous enough to ask questions as well. You can try humor too. There's only one way that two people will get to know each other, which is by asking questions... and with that being said, it's a two-way street. If her bio is shit (and let me tell you, most girls have shit bios, all of the girls who've posted in this thread have absolutely SHIT bios) then she isn't worth sending a message to, because her capacity to explain/describe herself is so abysmal that she can't even muster the (common) sense or imagine that it'd be courteous to offer some conversation starters.

You're going to find that most Tinder girls are fucking idiots anyway; they like to conceal their desire to find a fuck with phrases like "I'm not looking for a hook up" or "I'm looking for a relationship." You'll meet one of these so-called "non-booty call" type of woman, she'll fuck the shit out if you, and won't text you back the next day.

In all honesty, fuck Tinder, and if you're serious about meeting a woman, try match.

>>24858867

Assuming that you're retired because you've inherited a shit ton of money, and if that's the case, just meet girls out in the world you're exploring thanks to daddy's hard work.

>>24867722
thanks for the well thought out response anon, I will take this on board

What's the advantage of swiping right to everybody, besides boosting the already overblown tinder girl ego and boasting about your meaningless matches?

>mfw 4 matches in one day
>mfw one 8-9/10 among them
>mfw too beta to initiate conversation

Fells bad man

>>24867500
Maybe because your pictures are shit

>>24867722
Match? Why is it better

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How about my friends here?

>>24867921

Yes, Match.com. It is better in almost every single way; the only 'downside' is that you pay a premium, but in the end it's worth every dime, especially if you're SERIOUSLY interested in dating. You can also save with extended plans which, in all honesty, is the best way to go, and you're avoid the trash tinder system all together to find more consistent matches and serious, depthful woman who don't think "bios are cool" and that's it.

If I need to explain more, I will, but I think you should be able to understand that paying for a dating service will net you more matches, and will generally offer a better experience for you than a free to use, highschool-esque matching system.

>>24868020
How much do they pay YOU?

>>24868027
rekt

>>24867972
Your profile is shit. Might have given advice if you owned up to it

>>24868070
>>>24867972 (You)
>Your profile is shit. Might have given advice if you owned up to it
My friend doesn't go on 4chan so he has no idea

>>24868027
>implying my jimmies are rustled

>>24868027
Autism detected.

>>24856831
I hate tinder and Bumble so much because it's full of bots and fake profiles.

How do you beat the tinder mathematical algorithm to get more matches? What words does it look for to get more matches?

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I'm getting almost no matches guys, is my profile okay? Any tips

>>24869947
you're an unattractive nerdy looking guy
and your bio mentions 'long walks on the beach'
>>24867674
be direct without being demanding

>>24869968
>Anonymous
I don't think I look that bad, the bio is a joke about LSD

How does Tinder tie to Facebook? I dont want people i know to see my profile.

Putting height in my bio, y/n? I'm 6'2, but I never swipe on women who say "swipe left if you [aren't tall enough]" in her bio. Would me putting my height come off as vain or superficial? (I know, caring about that on tinder)

>>24870222
Do it. I'm 5'10 and I don't put it because it's average I think.
6'0+ must always be mentioned on dating apps

This is a long shot, but does anyone have an extra tinder account they'd let me have so I can use it? I can't verify, but really want to use the app at least once.

>give m8 phone for a second
>blows tinder match in 2 messages

never again

>>24869990
You look like a nerd. I think its the hair. Make pic 2 your main one and delete 4

>>24871520
Lol post it

Lol guys have such an abhorrence for girls on tinder

So got a tinder profile. Do girls not write bios? UK here.

What's the best way to open in general? Are pick up lines or puns a bad idea? A question line based on their bio? A mix of both? Just a hey?

Is it just a "depends on the girl" type of thing?

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>>24869947
Your profiles really good actually, wish mine was more like yours. I mean you got the pictures with friends and girls which is like the biggest thing. Maybe just lie about your height in your bio?

>>24867972

-1

>>24867722

Pretty true, 9/10

Alright, just got ghosted by like 3 tinder matches. Is it me anons?

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I have had this account for over 2 years now. Lots of requests to sit on faces.

Over 100 messages and over 100 matches with no replies.
Be honest and funny on your bio. That's what I usually swipe right on.

Would it be a good idea to get some professional photos done of myself for tinder? Lately I havn't been getting any matches, and I want to see if it helps by improving my pictures.

>>24872047
That might help. Good lighting and a good bio makes all the difference

>>24867500
Maybe they are afraid you'll rape/kill them you fucking gangster

>>24872059

Yeah thats what I thought, thanks anon, my hobbies are kind of geeky, like drawing, anime and video games, I got a few matches in the past, but lately no bites, so going to try the
better picture route

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I use this pic but idk if bad I don't get many matches....am I good looking?

>>24872109
Btw. I swipe right mainly on people that have more than one picture. Hope this helps! :)

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My bio is terrible.

Any ideas? I'm terrible at taking pictures.

>>24872155
I only had the first photo, just added two more. Any tips for good photos? Should I delete and remake my profile with a better main picture?

>>24872155
More pictures that you personally like and do what I did with my bio. Short and sweet and add random things.

>>24872045

basic female profile. would groan but also swipe right to see if you're as boring to talk to as I think you are.

>join tinder last year
>get like three matches in two months
>delete, start improving myself
>join again
>now have five within a couple days
>can't get any responses

okay, I'm now that I know that I'm not straight-up atrocious looking, how do I send openers that will pickup replies?

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A couple of days into swiping right and still no matches. Any ideas how to improve my profile?

>>24872744
Don't need that second selfie. Choose between that and the first as your main one.

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>>24872615
I've got some Hollister model level hot dude friends man, and honestly chicks on tinder just don't fucking message.

They barely use it as a dating app it's more like a phone game for them

>>24872936
Thx! I did even not know that the two first photos look like selfies (I tried to avoid that). Maybe I cropped them too much.

>>24872005
your pictures are fine but I would either get rid of 3 or edit your acne.

Look man, stop posting your profile in these threads and actually go do research on how to make a profile, or more importantly, how to flirt with women over text.

Your pics are fine, you are wasting time on here.

>>24872615
Something that has always worked for me is this, its a basic flirting technique:

When you are gonna send the first text, or they stopped responding to you, just send a text that is funny/interesting about your day or something, or even make up a funny story if you have to. DO NOT ask them why they stopped texting you. Repeat every so often util they respond.

This works because all you are doing is offering them something funny/interesting. You don't look like an insecure guy who is desperate for a response, because all you are doing is offering them something fun.

>>24873175
That's actually a good tip man
I'm sure I've done it without realising in the past, but it's a good thing to consciously have at your disposal now that i think about it

>>24873175
This is solid advice and I have flirted like this before.

I'd probably give up after one or two messages but it does work, certainly a hell of a lot better than "pls respond"

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This opener has been working

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Currently working on this big titted broad

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I've gotten ~20 matches in the last week, which I think is pretty fucking good compared to how well I used to do. Despite that, any advice on small things to change?

I guess my next goal is to learn how to not be autistic and actually message the girls I match with...

>>24874154

It might seem pedantic but punctuate your description, use capitals etc.

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>>24874154
Get in the photo with the dogs, dont use a selfie, but get a nice headshot. Like mine
Your bio is good

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>>24874208
Ive decided on this layout for my photos, i think ive finally got it right.
Do you guys have a photographer with a nice camera and image editing software?
You can get WAY ahead of the game this way.

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>>24874154
Heres some example on how to message
Uglier girls, if you just wanna fuck be more straightforward but with the hot ones i find being nice funny discussing mutual interests to be the right way to go

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>>24874225
For the record, this one is attractive

>>24874154
Youre gonna need one or two more photos

>>24874225
>idea
>coat your balls in chocolate
>present them
>???
>Profit

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Not many matches, might be because I screen my swipes.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>24874270
The left one is kind of attractive, they're pretty average.

>>24874296
You cant hide your face in your opening photo.
We dont have time to look ar your profile senpai.
When girls see partial face hidden, it doesnt motivate them to look more it motivates them to look less
>>24874297
Yeah they arent anything amazing. Would take for a ride, has nice boobies

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Rate my pics and shit

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There are so few people on tinder in my age group, I've kind of given up.

>>24874332
The boobies are nice

>>24874351
The first photo isnt standout enough. Its dark and blurry which is enough to turn most off at first glance

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Hip: Dylon. Kayaking, coffee, toking, good books, good music, everything else. I like talking about all the things you’re not supposed to discuss in polite company. I need more good people in my life. Straightforwardness greatly appreciated.

Been using the app for about a month or two and only two matches that weren't fake. Any advice b/ros?

>>24874420
Yeah. Its because your photos are very unnapealing
Only chicks can get away with selfies.
Your bio is good
Get some good photos that arent selfies

>>24874351
Switch your main photo to 3

>>24874420
really bad profile here. Pictures are what counts and you only have 2 and they're basically the same picture. Get your life in order so you look like shia lebouf instead of fat shia lebouf and then take some pictures that look like they aren't selfies (even if they are selfies)

Bio: coffee/books/music are such common interests that they're not worth mentioning. Kayaking maybe helps establish you as an active person but a picture is a billion times better. Toking might snag you a wayward EDM girl but more likely it will just turn off the majority of girls who think stoners are lame.
I dunno if your target demographic remembers chappelle show but the obvious joke bio would be "dylon dylon dylon I spit hot fire". I recommend going with that, the people that recognize it will respond enthusiastically and they probably won't think you're a weirdo if they don't recognize it (which is the risk you run if you go for an obscure joke bio).

>>24874357
what's your age group and what age group are you matching with? Tinder kinda made me into a scumbag and now I almost exclusively mess with younger girls than me, but that's who responds well to me on tinder

>>24874296
YUCK
some girl is inevitably gonna think you're cute or something though and you'll take her virginity and then you'll announce you're gay a month later

>>24874351
my heavens dreadful pictures prince harry, simply dreadful. You look like the scumbag son of a millionaire though and some girls like that probably

>>24874420
Add more photos, find someone with a decent camera. Trim your beard.

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I feel like i'm not making the most of me my posibilities .
I dont know what kind of pics Put and what about bio i wrote my height ( i am tall) i am athlete want to práctica english and silly stuff like this

>>24857695
make second pic first,
then fourth pic second.
remove other two and get other pics taken by others of you doing stuff.
id swiper right!!
>18 female's opinion

>>24874214
what do u say in your bio?

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Getting back into the tinder game now that I'm single again. This is my old profile, anything I should change when I make a new one?

>>24876109
your profile look good to me but id delete 2, 5 and 6, the last one is the worst tho, girls dont like guys that take picture of their abs inside home, if you want to show your abs take a picture outside, like a beach or something like that

i think thats it mi amigo, delete 2 and 5 cuz its selfies and get 2 more photos with friends or any social thing, and if you really want to show your abs take a picture outside

>>24876191
look ok but id get more photos with friends/party/social and get try to get a photo with a dog

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>>24876196
Yep thanks!
I adsumed i need a photoshoot outside and i hate it!! Haha
I need sport pics toó
This could work??

I might make a new thread.

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>>24856831
Okay, I'm a huge turbo-virgin so this post might just be completely retarded. This is my current profile. I get about 2-4 matches a week. I have been swiping for about 2 months and have yet to meet up with anyone in person. A relationship would be great, but desu my primary goal with tinder is to have sex a couple times and put this bullshit behind me so I can live on this planet for another 60 years without my self esteem being constantly under attack.

Am I attractive enough to accomplish this though? I kinda feel like I'm not, but maybe I'm wrong? I've been working on improving myself the last 3 months by hitting the gym, buying more fashionable clothes, and I've improved my hair, but that shit doesn't matter because I haven't updated Tinder pictures.

Perhaps my main problem is actually communication though? I don't really know how to ask for sex. I feel like the answer is that you just... don't, but isn't Tinder supposed to be the casual sex app? I understand you don't just immediately match and go fuck each other, but I feel like I get stuck in "getting to know you over tinder limbo". I'm not sure if I'm just being a pussy and losing the girl's interest because I'm moving too slow, or something. If it's just a one night stand, getting to know each other shouldn't matter beyond making sure you're not crazy or some shit.

Idk, something tells me that this shit is obvious and I already kinda know the answers. I guess I just want some outside opinions.

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Any white men here tried using tinder in Japan? Any tips?

>>24876952
You are past the line quite a bit in terms of being attractive enough for sex, so don't worry about that.

You're problem is probably the communication. I'm guessing you don't talk to girls a lot. Basically: Open with a funny/interesting text or comment on their looks without complimenting them. Look up how to flirt over text. Send back and forth no more than 20 messages before asking them out to coffee or some thing.

You need to learn how girls think though. Most are too scared to go to a guys place they don't even know, straight off of tinder. You need to take them on at least one date first usually.

>>24877370
>you're

fug

Couple of questions
>Pictures without you in them, of your animal
Y/N? Have a picture of my cat drinking from my glass of water for example, or should I wait to take one of him laying on me? Or just fine someones dog and befriend it ?(Neighbor has a cute chow that chases black people off the street, could be a cool dog to befriend)

Tinder wants my number to verify my account. I gave it but it just says that it can't accept it for some reason.

I've tried to use websites and apps but none seem to work. I've heard that Google Voice works but I'm not in the US so I can't get that either.

>>24857692
will always remember you as the guy who sucked an old man's dick and posted about it on /b/ lmao

you're cool though, wish i could grow facial hair

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37 matches in exact a month, good/bad?

Also i dont got that premium shiiit

>>24878891
seems good, i cant say for sure being a male myself but you seem like the tall and handsome archetype

at least i think

>>24876952 id say your Handsome enough, Would leave out the kung fu pic and have it in description.
Would also leave out the weed part If you looking for sex only.
Change the kung fu pic to one in a suit or just Well dressed :)

What the fuck do I put in my bio? I don't do anything but go to work, go to school, and be a racist internet shitlord. I don't have many friends at all, and I don't care. All I want to do besides what I already do is smoke and fuck.

if you are a (((((women))))) what is the point of posting for tinder help you literally dont have to do anything but exsist

>>24877270
it's okay, fewer girls than in the west but I got more matches

The problem is really the language barrier and Japanese girls in general being rather timid

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are any of these usable or no?

>>24866955
Not fit enough

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Can't decide what my final pic should be. Thoughts?

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>>24879891

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>>24879896

>>24879719
Pics with pets seem to be fairly well liked, the pic itself is pretty good too. The pic on the right is decent too, I do not think you should use the one on the left.

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Don't match many girls but I'm a hit with guys.

>>24879931

Because you look like you are scared to be alive in first picture
>>24879719
Right ones fine, I would probably not include the knees in the picture though.

>>24879931 You need to train on taking pictures, you look really uncomfortable in that first pic.

Im >>24878891 btw

>>24863801
C'est quand meme un peu cliche de dire "ouais j'ai un cote Lynch quoi"

Seriously, guys, stop with the selfies, and use pictures that communicate social proof. For example, where you're surrounded by decent looking women at a party or some other gathering. If you can't manage that, you shouldn't even attempt online dating in the first place.

Secondly, even the handsome guys among you give off a provider vibe. Your fashion choice is fuckin' terrible. It simply doesn't communicate any sense of masculinity or authority. You dress like complete faggots. You can have a six pack, for example, but if you dress like a faggot (serously, what is it with you people's metrosexual fashion sense? Some of you guys give off the impression that you like to suck dick instead of eating pussy) women will be less inclined to consider you.

Thirdly, why all those terrible beards? You look like feminist dork hipsters that orbit women instead of being the asshole who get the action.

Lastly, some of you people have physically speaking so much potential, yet, I have to stress it again, you look like complete tools that are begging for the friendzone or a beta bucks situation.

>>24872996
Not a single person with any advice for me?

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Started using about a month or two ago decent amount of matches maybe 15-20 that weren't bots. Area seems kinda dead now :(

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>>24879931
Same dude

Why am I so repulsive to girls

>>24879931
Oh also hello local I'm a Rochester townie.

>>24880141 You have to be 18 to post on 4chan

>>24874225
Just dont jerk off for about 2 weeks or so and you'll be teeming with stupid confidence. start chatting away in one hand and jerk in the other. gets you so worked up you dont give a fuck about what you say. it makes you more spontaneous and funny aswell because of all the blood in your dick and not in your head. landed a hot ass 18 year, the conversation started out about how i shit in the corner because i was afraid of the xenomorph in my bathroom...

>>24880184
im almost 21, my family ages slowly.

>>24880240
Okey well shit, good for you! You gonna look hella good @ 30 :)

>>24872996
>>24880110
Also getting ignored lol
I'd say less selfies. Replace one with you doing something you enjoy like a hobby, bonus points if you're doing it with a friend. Also change your shirtless pic with one that someone else took of you maybe at the beach or something.

>>24880138
Replace pic2 with you being social with others such as fishing with friends, 3 of doing something else you like to do (we get that you like to fish already), and 5 (we get that you have dogs). Adding a pic with you dressed well won't hurt

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None of the girls I right-swipe swipe me back, and most of the girls that do swipe me are extremely over-weight or black, which I don't prefer. Looking for some advice on this one I suppose. I know I could take more pictures and maybe edit some of my FB likes but I'm generally not getting results.

Bio:

I'm an easy-going and friendly guy hopelessly searching for a connection that will warm my heart. I enjoy playing video games, watching/talking sports, and being with the people I love and care about. I live one day at a time, and I try not to look back. I'm a full-time daydreamer; a hopeless romantic and a kid at heart.

I am looking for a relationship.

Please do me a favor; message me if we've matched and I haven't messaged you yet. Thanks!

>>24880375
"hopelessly searching for a connection that will warm me heart."

You never gave it a chance dude

>>24880364
I just don't have many pics of myself, definitely not the type to selfie with friends that shit is gay as fuck.

"dressed well" like a suit and tie?

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Ugh I need better pictures

Which ones should I keep

>>24880384

Keep the one at the softball game or whatever; people like seeing others when they're out in the world doing stuff, or somebody in the midst of doing something they enjoy.

>>24880384
Your first pic is painful just get rid of it, looks like your about to shit your pants.

The #3 pic should be the first I think, you got a nice physique and it makes you look all active and shit

>>24880384
Love the BIO but take more photoes! and you will get/look better on them! Also train selfies or whatever, you make you look worse than the reality

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>>24880421
>train selfies
What did he mean by this

>>24880471
Train on taking selfie

>>24879891
what do you other pics look like? and for tinder go for pictures without any filter/effects.
>>24879898
this one would be my choice if it didn't have any effects on it(everyone who isn't a fucktard likes people in uniform more)

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Comments and criticism appreciated

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>>24881266
My bio

>>24881270
> we'll get alomg

>>24881288
My bad. Fixed it. Not public yet though, so no big deal

>>24880141
burn 2-5. keep 1.

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>>24881253

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>>24880383
Doesn't have to be a selfie, can be a pic taken of you and others by someone, and by dress well I meant in something other than a graphic T shirt like maybe a long sleeve button shirt or a sweater. Something more formal that a but not also casual. Pic for example

>>24881321
looks pretty good, but i would add picture of you in uniform. that alone would get you a few more matches probably. you're a good looking dude, i'm sure you'll get a lot of matches

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Help, I don't know what in doing

>>24857695
Shit dude you are hot af (no homo) theres no way you don't get matched.

>>24882852
10/10

>>24872996
Fuck I'd swipe right. You've got a decent bio although I might put some more interests in it

>>24882664
Picture 4 first. You look oldest in that one, but the get up might scare off some specific girls. Get a pic with you and the dog and make it cute. Put the party hat on the dog again or something.

>>24882852
best in thread

>>24857695
listen to >>24876133
a women's opinion is worth 1000 tips from guys.

Why the hell do you not have any matches though? are you only swiping yes on 10s? Are you living in the desert?

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I like to keep an specific color scheme with the photos in my profile, kind of darkish-greeny. My bio is most of the time lyrics from songs I like. I usually get some matches, any advices ?

>>24883567
Sry for shitty quality but its the best I could screen lol

>>24863329
lose the 3rd and add more you didnt take yourself. "bios are cool" also pretty cringy

When do I ask for her number, assuming it's been a day or two and we're chatting regularly (as work/school allow)? If she wasn't interested, would she still be talking to me at this point?

>every relationship I've been in before this has been set up by a friend, so I'm clueless about actual initial approaching

>>24884126
Just give a reason to exchange numbers. Ask her on a date and then get her number.

Look up how to ask a girl on a date through tinder.

>>24884162

Thanks. Unrelated fun fact, my phone doesn't receive like every third text message. Guess I'll cross that bridge when I get there.

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>>24881732
Which do you recommend swapping for a uniform picture? I also don't have many pictures of me in uniform, this is the best I've got.

>>24882664
I'd swap the mirror selfie with a pic of you with friends
>>24883567
No advice to give, your pics are pretty solid

Blurb says
Welcome to the Danger Zone!

Enjoy movies, anime, video games, rock music
in the navy reserves corpsman


I don't really get that many matches.
Maybe 1 or to every so often.
What distance is good? I live near knoxville TN outside of the city.

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>>24884431
Two*
It didn't upload the picture for some reason

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fuck boys i need to lift weights and get tinder

this shit is insane
i bet you i can get laid off of this stupid phone thing when i stop looking like a fuck boy
I NEED TO FUCK MORE VAGINAS

and go after my dreams more fervently
and do better in school
and get better sleep

gnight

and maybe cut my hair

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Help. It's bad.

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https://www.gotinder.com/@genuineweirdo

Rate it+input

>>24884749
Pretty fucking good. I'd ditch the uniform pic though.

>>24884740
No. Stop posting here and go look shit up.

>>24863329
Obviously you'll have no problems with guys. A group pic with your friends would be good though.

>>24863819
HAVE MY BABIES

>>24865683
Your body isn't as good as people might expect. Pic 2 or 4 as main picture. You're hot though, you'll be alright.

>>24869947
No girl should be in two pictures with you, get rid. Pic 4 is the same as pic 1, delete.

Don't you wear any normal clothes? T-shirts, hoodies, etc? You look so formal.

Lost about 16 pounds in the last 2 months. Primary pic is the only one I have since losing the weight. I have gotten 0 matches besides super likes that I sent (i leftswipe a lot), so I rewrote my bio:

"I'm an extroverted guy looking for a fun girl to be with who can hold up a conversation and maybe geek out with me.
I'm into all sorts of music (ask!), video games, tabletop games, and a bunch of other hobbies.
Looking for dates, not hookups. LTR possibly.
Hit me up for a coffee or drinks or whatever "
Rate? Critique?

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>>24885085
Derp forgot pic

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How do I pick up UK girls, moving for 3 months soon to London how is this (p1)

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>>24885089
P2

So how long do you get to know a girl before asking them out over tinder? Chatting to a match, sending logish meassages to one another. Probably going to ask her of she would rather do this over a coffee or drink.

>>24884939
I just need a critique on the bio. Was told to keep it short and sweet but once it gets into hobbies it just feels weird.

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>>24876213
I added a picture with a cat. I don't really have any recent party pictures, think that's a problem?

I added a line in my bio this morning saying "if you match me, you message me. If I match you I message you, deal?"

Got a match 10 minutes ago and she messaged first. Feels good man

>>24885117
I usually talk for like half a day ideally, send/receive around 6-10 messages before asking someone out. I usually lead into it by asking "Have anything going on this week?" and then follow up with "if you're not too busy with [whatever activity they said] would you want to get coffee sometime?"

>>24885089
>>24885091
pretty bad, I'd offer advice but I feel like there's no helping you based on what you've got in your profile

>>24885088
yikes
bios do not really make or break your profile, but shorten it up and don't talk about what you're looking for.

I feel like you're showing off your worst aspects in these photos, nobody is impressed by your warehouse job and that one in the blue shirt looks like the before picture in a weight loss ad. Also grow a beard or shave your face, your main pic is like the worst possible facial hair you can have. Also your pictures need more warm tones, it looks like you live in a bleak environment

>>24885089
>>24885091

CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE!!!

>>24863734
Your broke two of the golden rules of first picture
>with a group of people (some people probably swipe left thinking your the guy on the left)
>with a girl

Should I even bother making a tinder account if I'm skinnyfat?

>>24864183
I'm also 23 and met some cute 27 yr old girl. No issue. After having met for 30 mins she feels safe and smiles just seing me.

>>24886132
That's the kind of feedback I was looking for. I really need to get some new pics.
Listing what you are looking for is bad though? I didn't want to have people expecting a hookup.

>>24886418
You shouldn't even bother because of your confidence.

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I just got my first match and she's a a qt what am I supposed to say ?

>>24886698
Scrub a dub dub what's can I cum in your tub

>>24886716
Neither of us have a bio, and I've never been good at engaging conversation, especially with women.

>>24867500
You're too koЯny

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Alright soc,just give me the hard facts. How ugly am I?

>>24886629
damn...

>>24885045
I'd love to.

>>24886983
ugly in a cute and loveable way

>>24887032
Fuck...

>>24886798
Write her name followed by an exclamation mark.

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New to tinder, any thought ?

>>24887076
You look really young. You should smile with your teeth instead of busting out the ol' crack jaw. Do you have any photos of you engaging in any hobbies? Tells more about you other than that you love drinking.

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Rate me plz

>>24887098
Good shit m8, solid 9/10. I'd give it a 10 if you took the hat off in that selfie pic. But that's just personal preference.

>>24872045
I'd hit right if i saw your 3rd pic, but left if i saw anything else

>>24887089
I'm 23.
Most of the time I look realy creepy when I try to force a smile for a picture.
I'm not sure about the hobby, I'm a huge nerd so I'm not putting a picture of me alone in front of a screen is a good idea.

>>24878891
Bro, you have weird proportions, like your torso is longer than your legs, but you still look tall.
Try having a close selfie and upper-body pics mostly.
What's your bio like?

>>24886983
shave the stache and the stuble below your lip. Get a haircut as well, and you should be fine if you take a quality picture with your best clothes.

>>24860023
Is that you Vine? lmao

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Halp, I haven't taken a selfie in over a year, and idk what to put for text without sounding fake, or worse... boring

>>24887098

9/10

Perfect photos

>tfw the girl you like the most like you back
The pressure is too much guys.

>>24888487
scrap it and start over, every picture and every word must go

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I get at least 5-10 matches a day. I live in Portland though so there's never a lull

Can I get help on opening line to a girl? She's got no info so I can't tailor a message based on that. Just a few pics of her and that's it.

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Everyone in this thread should be careful. There is someone lurking these threads and uploading people's photos to idiotsoftinder.com

This girl was from reddit.
https://idiotsoftinder.com/2017/02/01/reddit-girl/