Since I can never seem to find them anymore Hey, its me again,

>>24842210
Very well. Wifey's cooking up some fresh sardines for our udon, then we're going to hit the bar nearby, pick up some coke and probably get a guy to come join us in a 3some, b/c that's what Friday's nights are for, right?

>>24842210
Your face reminds me of someone I used to know. Now I'm all depressed

>>24842216
Fuck. Well yeah man. You have my night beat.
>>24842218
Was it me? ~~~twilight zone music (im sorry im drunk please forgive me)

>>24842210
Rate and post in this thread >>24841867

>>24842218
>Your face
Is that really OP? Why is she not out ballin?

you training yourself for the alcohol+coke fueled rampage to Atlantic city??

>>24842210
Why are you not out partying and getting groped by strange men?

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>>24842222
Imma pass. Rate threads get me down. Also its totally me, Im here drinking and chatting more often than is healthy

(this was supposed to say am but im drunk so oops but thats not for another 12 hours so you get the idea)

>>24842233
also yes

Worked a 15 hour day today between my two jobs. Drinking scotch and listening to music. I should be tired but I'm wide awake.

College?

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>>24842210
Do I look better with or without glasses?

>>24842242
good. me too.

i've been drinking some vodka and now i'm going to drive myself to the bar and Really Go For It.

>>24842247
SAME THO. except I had to skip this semester because of medical stuff but I feel this in my bones regardless.
I will pray for you.
>>24842251
Honestly, cute either way. Without is more of a "will treat you right cute guy" and with is like "geeky, may be elitist sometimes but is probably still a cutey worth going for" JUST MY DRUNK HONEST OPINION
>>24842253
What kind of vodka? Im broken and dont drink anything above pinnacle unless someone else is providing it.

>>24842264
whatever comes in the 1.5L plastic jug. usually georgi

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>>24842264
thank you female.

Good morning.
Have a drink for me too, its 6:15 am and im on my way too work.
Enjoy your night party peoples

>>24842223
oops this was supossed to be responded to here>>24842242 but im dumb

>>24842274
NP, I am convinced you are real.

I do not know why you are not getting groped by strange men in a bar somewhere though. Enlighten me?

I've been drinking beer all day and it's been a shorty month but op is cute.

>>24842264

Thanks. Hope it gets resolved.

>>24842253

Uber. Cheaper than a DUI.

>>24842210
>be a relatively attractive woman
>have internet access
>post your picture in an online thread on 4chan with timestamp
>watch as the pathetic flock of desperate men come rolling in to 'chat' with you
>2 days later can be found complaining about being lonely; "nobody to talk to ;c"
woman, amiritefellas?

>>24842289
>pathetic flock of desperate men
How dare you assert we are well-organized enough to be a flock!

>>24842289
She won't even post contact info

>>24842288
yuck.

>>24842264
i gotta run. i'll hit you up on kik later while i'm driving very intoxicated later. it'll be funny.

>>24842270
I used to but McCormick $15 1.75ml bottles when i was under age so no judgement man. You gotta do what you gotta do. Full support.
>>24842272
You are very welcome, my compliments/judgments are legitimate.
>>24842273
I will pray for you also, you poor souls (what does Ursula say in little mermaid?)
>>24842279
1) severe anxiety
2) extremely non-committal but still existent boyfriend.
>>24842281
Thanks, boo. Now switch to real booze.
>>24842289
u r so rite omg u read me mind please write a book dr phil will love it
>>24842298
>>24842298
CONTACT ME RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW IF ANYONES GOT ANYTHING TO SAY because I may not deeply care but Im sure you could still hurt my feelings if you want so come at me if you must.
>>24842309
make me your emergency contact, I want to be the one to tell them you dont have insurance when they call me from the ER

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Been having dreams of my next three some for days now I need to reform 2 new women. Heavy acid use for the past years has me lost in numbing with Jack. Holla if you wanna talk anything primitive progress that expresses equality in race.

>>24842315

>implying my jimmies are rustled

You tryna get the pipe

Thanks, butt I dont need any prays. Save them to someone who need it

Sharpie in pooper

>>24842210 (OP) You're sexy as all this hell around us

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>>24842210
cones.

>>24842210
i'm sober for four months and i want to kill myself how are you?

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I'm listening to Merle Haggard

>>24842326
Not really I just saw an opportunity for a lame jab so I went for it, nothing personal
>>24842325
I wanna say preach? but also I think I may to be too far gone to totally understand what youre driving at here
>>24842328
I already got the pipe ;-))))
>>24842333
fair and done (I wasnt going to pray anyway dont tell any deities)
>>24842336
I have never been in a crush thread tho so Im just going to kms ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>24842344
I approve this message
>>24842346
Wanted to kill myself since august but the booze and drugs have stopped me! hey! I feel you!

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guys I forgot that I have this burrito

>>24842382
Do you rate dicks ITT

>>24842350
Baby just know you're on path way ahead of the rest of the world I can tell just from looking at you. Influence baby, make em drool. make me drool :-* know this inst you're last or first life. Every race had thousands of years isolated to progress ending with beautiful people of all color. Let me know of you wanna work anything out with me

>>24842382
Oh god... is that a q'doba burrito? I still want it though

>>24842397
hell nah, its a legit local teaueria burrito!!

>>24842350
ya everybody has to have something to live for you knoo? i am just like a fucking train wreck like if i describe my life i am like OH MY GOD THIS CANT BE TRULY MY EXPERIENCE but oh ya it is & i am at like terminal point of drug use meaning my drug use will probably terminate me soon

>>24842406
probably same no lie except it will be drug/alcohol influenced suicide but still

>>24842405
Mmm, please tell me it was made for you by an 8 year old son of the owners. That's the best kind of Mexican food..

>>24842406
>>24842412
basically standing in solidarity man

>>24842421
nah the 16 year old son rung me up while his dad mad me awesome food

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd53XHdyOME

hi op how is your gay saturday

I had some hot wings with a friend now I'm home chilling my brother lost his job today so that blows

wait it's only friday lol and no money for booze >.>

Anyone seen the gay girl from Oregon who used to make threads like this

>>24842412
na you're too young to die you still have plenty of good years in you, you & your burrito look happy together.
seriously tho i think i just need to have sex with girls at my school and then i will be happy i mean like tell me honestly are 19 year old girls stupid enough to think I have enough redeeming qualities or will they see right thru it and realize the fact we are in the same community college courses and i am 10 years older than them means i am a loser?

stupid fucking attention whore

there is a chat thread already

only beta male will obviously post here top kek

>>24842423
thx buddy, see I got friends... they are just on the internet that's all. lol

>>24842210
Don't get me wrong tho I'm a sex drug and alcohol addict how old are you if you don't mind?

>>24842464
Same, Im in freshman classes at 22 bc I have health issues but I'm 'a loser', I get it.
>>24842459
hot wings > nothing and probably a lot of things
Im bi and always wear my oregon hoodie not sure if you mean me idk ??? ? ?
>>24842469
checked catalog because Im not an asshole and didnt see it. Am also drunk and preoccupied eating burritos so if I missed it sorry?
>>24842481
22, 23 in April!

>>24842484
no she was thicker than you with short dyed hair and married to a woman
what are you drinking
why are you home on a friday you're young

>>24842491
4loko because Im poor as shit. I have a tiny bit of jack and jager but Im saving that for emotional reasons
and Im home because I am mentally ill and sad all the time and can only communicate with others successfully through the internet!! hell yeah!!!!!!

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>>24842210
Can I use a different chemical that alcohol?

>>24842500
>as if i am not also
GO FOR IT BABE

>>24842496
:c aww now I just wanna give you a big hug (and better booze)

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>>24842500
Than*, oops.

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>>24842496
sounds like me basically frenz are hard. I only have a few people I keep up with anymore.
I never had jager I like gin when I have money.
so what kind of stuff are you into tell me about yourself I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEGKp0lYbf4

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>>24842210
>>24842500
>>24842350
Why your posting make you more attractive

Good, Weed and Ritalin then, ran out of both u47700 and xanax about 10 mins ago..
And always keep my vals for sleep.

>>24842210 I'm 22 too woooah ha but seriously you're exactly what I look for I'd love to know why your sad. The one thing you could change in your life right now? It's like my life brother shot himself could of helped him shit goes how it goes but I have helped like 20 Girls over the past few years. You're too beautiful to not influence, Make em drool n me too ;) no pressure tho have fun baby I can't keep a girl friend because they don't get that I want to help all the Girlss like you

>>24842550
oh fuck I haven't got stoned since new years ffffff I want some

>>24842550
> >>24842503
Pressed he wrong thing on the phone

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>>24842550
Feel you got a couple strains cone after cone till I'm stuck for bed

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op is most likely finishing my drink, eating cream cheese frosting with a spoon, and passing the frick out. Sorry pals! see you all again probably soon!
>>24842550
>>24842551
ily both but Im too tired/drunk to go on, please do not hold it against me I will be back soon dont forget me pls

>>24842562
Nah

Gonna sniff a few ritalin then smoke some green to enjoy a chill, pick up another gram then go to sleep with that and the valium.

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just got back from a buddy's not too long ago.
was drinkin' cheap beer and smoking this.

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>>24842575
Enjoy sleeping intoxicated
the only way, you fuckin beaut

U4 and xanax have whammed me

>>24842484
you will be okay

>>24842315
>1) severe anxiety
>2) extremely non-committal but still existent boyfriend.

BTW, I like your style. That numbering-of-paragraphs is my kink.

Off to get drugs and group sex now.


XXO

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>>24842593
I know, drugs help you survive.

>>24842575
Nah? Just repping the lifted rest mane

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>>24842627

There's so much more to drugs than chemcial reactions

>Jamie pull up that picture of the gorilla
>Look at the size of that thing, dude

>>24842572
Ahhhh <3 you made me feel good baby that's all that matters. I'll never forget you. I'm so lucky to come across you and your post the fact we were up on this forum together is magical hahaha at least for that pefect face to appear here is something. I haven't been here in years but ima check this post for you're smiling face tomorrow and the next day till I give up lol have a good rest and night baby take it easy with whatever is going on and think of yourself first better see you again :-*

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Hi, just got back from a show AMA

>>24842589
xanax is for lames tbqh familia

>>24842572
pls keep these threads going, it was the only reasons I came here so long ago
board is shit now

>>24842699
This is just the nu-male ay guurl version of the chad goodight paragraph
>>24842703
Xanax is amazing with U47700 (By far best opieyou can get imo) , but agreed, xanax on it's own is lame.

Get on my interaction level tho

Posting is taking a while

keep hitting wrong keys

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>>24842732
I also forgot to take current time picture

tryna roll joint, not working.

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>>24842732
>This is just the nu-male ay guurl version of the chad goodight paragraph
kek

Idk, never was for me, tried it a few times but not being able to remember properly and interact with my surroundings is fucking lame.

Had a few friends who've done ridiculous shit on it, guy I know crashed his car into stop sign less than a block from his house. Good stuff.

Best drug combination is opiods, weed, and small amounts of alcohol. simply ebin, but I don't do drugs anymore.

You slav?

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What's going on folks?

>>24842753
Is that the write greentext quote or did you a do a silly?

Butyr-fent never really caught my fancy if you;re referring to U4.

UK

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>>24842757
post drinking pizza, wby

>>24842776
just quoted your last post, p sure
see >>24842732

Nah I'm not sure the appropriate chemical names, at least whatever you're referring to
but most opiods, percacet specifically + decent amount of weed + small quantity of alcohol, wew lad.

>>24842790
Nice

What r u drinking m8?

I'm having some tea.
Feeling a bit sick.
Probably going to call into work in the morning.

Otherwise just chillin

>>24842382
Basicburrito/burrito

Le rebellious teen druggie thread XDD

>>24842790
Alcohol
>3 mechanisms of action on different receptor types
>3 receptor types have to regulate.

Ritalin, Benzos, Weed, and Opiates
>2 mechanisms of action on different receptor types
>2 receptor types have to regulate

Shocks the synapses.
And I did a silly.

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>>24842805
Le kiddie who took drugs but can't function like a normal memeber of society

>>24842753
Funny lookin silly boiis she's a suicidal girl who I believe wants me back on this page to dive in her head not you guys THINK lol I don't have to worry about you guys being better than me lol I don't know how to use this shit thing I've been on this thread all along I'm the first male on here with the pic lol I'm 6'6 I have no worries except dealing with evil like you in the best way possible more conscious than all of you combined for you to even say some shit like that or try to take away my wish to the babe is so low. Hahah take a lesson from a real man and reflect on yourself for just one minute instead of TRYING to roast my shit, CUTE ;) I fight evil pussies like y'all all day everyday. Reforming pycho priest into believing jesus wasn't gods son. Speaking at OD funerals my fucking presence on this board is a reference of Hermes himself All while keeping my own quantum calculation in check you guys wish you knew what I knew maybe your clean your fucking act up and ask me nicely why I care so fucking much but for now I'm out to sleep love you baby :-* don't even know you're name

>>24842732
Cute, got something in your mind?

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>>24842817
really makes you think, you studying chemistry or are you just really methodical about your drug use. Used to post on Bluelight and Erowid a lot.

>>24842901
holy fucking shit dude

Lol I'm actually the 2nd guy lololololol sideways

>>24842382
what's in the box in the bottom right hand corner of the picture, that says GRO???? on it?

>>24842572

Well you need to give us a name to call you by OP. You are mighty cute looking.

>>24843007
Its drinking thread girl. Why do you faggots always have to fangirl instead of just pretending for once that youre capable of being a normal human?

>>24842210
Any /soc/ crushes ayy?

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Good Afternoon Beautiful People! AMA about life

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Hey Im back with xanax, weed, and booze because I have no healthy coping mechanisms.
ANYONE STILL OUT THERE?

>>24842901
I could not even finish reading this because this is some manic pixie dream girl fetishizing textbook bs. Even if your intentions are good I dont want anyone trying to 'dive in my head', thats what I have a psychotherapist to talk to for and hour every week. Sorry.
>>24843007
Call me Em then I guess.
And I think its a bag of reptile bedding.
>>24842802
Politely disagree, it was amazing
>>24843569
bearded dragon dad who is shrouded in MYSTERU

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>>24845945

>>24845945
Those aren't healthy? Well, fuck.

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>>24845945
I'm enjoying my fireball/Dr. Pepper and wasting my life on 4chan.

Can we have a drinking thread tinychat? would be super comfy.

>>24842382
I preferred in a past thread when you "discovered" Chinese food you seem to have forgotten that you had.

>>24845966
Eh, I probably wont live past 30 anyway so its cool.
>>24845968
Niiiiiiice. Fireball and Dr Pepper are amazing separately so I assume their powers combined would be unstoppable
>>24845973
I would be down if I had headphones and their wasnt a sleeping dude next to me oops
>>24845977
Honestly I discover forgotten food all the time because if I was high I just assume I gulped it all at that time like a pelican just throwing its head back

>>24845995
>Eh, I probably wont live past 30 anyway so its cool.

why do you say that?

>>24845995
My power level is immeasurable at this point, so it's a good thing I have an interlock device in my car and can't wreak havoc on the city.

>>24845999
Mental illness, extreme grief, near daily thoughts of suicide, substance abuse. Meh.
>>24846000
This is actually awesome and I want one.

>>24846003
An interlock or Dr. Fireball? Lol. I'm bipolar II and

>>24845977
Oh and if you check farther up I forgot I had a burrito in this thread too

>>24846003
and have been down the road you're on as well. Alcohol isn't the best choice but fuck it.

>>24846008
I meant the interlock but Dr Fireball too. And my doctors basically havent openly told me if Im one or two so maybe they havent decided yet.
>>24846012
I know, I know, but like you said, fuck it.

>>24846017
If you've never really went off and thought you were Jesus than you're probably two. I just get depressed mostly in the winter and hypomanic in the summer and have had a few run-ins with the law as a result of self-medicating. I have a pretty good handle on it now and the interlock is a good way to keep me from getting into trouble lol.

>>24846017
I'm still alive. I tried to show you my journey real time but it says your kik isn't working any more.

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>>24846030
Ive had a couple psychotic breaks when I was off meds so I really dont know. Or they could have been extreme mania mixed with temporary delusions like 'the world is fake or a simulations so maybe that makes me god of my own universe if no one else is real" but not since Ive been on meds so Idk.
>>24846036
I left my user name up for like over 24 hours and got bombarded and had to drop it

>>24846042
you missed out buddy.

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I may just smoke some more and pass out because this thread is deader than last years cat

>>24846144
I'm guessing most of the dudes lurking are waiting for nudity. Pretty typical for this hour.

>>24842264
can we be friends

You tryna get the pipe

>>24846155
shout out for no one (so far) ripping on me for no make up at least
>>24846157
I suck at maintaining friendships because I am pretty much a hermit at this point but we can be friends at heart if you dont mind my typical antisocialness
>>24846165
A pipe but I already have it if I want it.

>>24846172
men don't care about make up.

>>24846182
they do if they think you look like you "tricked them" once they see you without it (or if they think youre ugly)

>>24846172
fur real doe, what do you do outside of posting on soc? Watch any anime? Play any vidya? spend every day loathing everything? lay it on me

Do you like your asshole licked?

>>24846194
Mostly the last one. Psych docs had me apply for disability because a lot of days all I can do is sleep or be too depressed to get out of bed and I cant really handle leaving my house without my dog since someone murdered my previous baby (see: traumatic grief)
But mostly I watch a lot of fairly mainstream tv, found footage horror, and 'nonstressful' vidya like N46, animal crossing, sims, ect. I used to be into 'real' games but they make me too uncomfortable now.
I like anime but mostly shoujo and Im very picky about it ha.
What 'bout you?

>>24846193
nah dude.

the only men that care about makeup are gay men.

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>>24846193
But like seriously, no shit I dont naturally have black eyeliner n stuff on my face, its not girls fault if people dont think of that right off the bat. Ya feel?

>>24846144
kik me

>>24846221
well these days, I don't really do anything. I play vidya when my friends ask but I don't for the most part anymore. I spent the last whole week doing nothing but get high and nap. and without talking like a faggot basically I fucked my whole life up so now im just really jaded and I spend most of my time being sorry for myself for being stuck in the past. And when im not doing that im rewatching a tv show or movie from my past.

Ill be %100 for real doe, I only asked because you look exactly like someone from my past.

That said I still hope things get better for you in your life, even though I feel like I connect to you just because you look like someone I used to know

>>24842346
Just smoke weed on occasion and don't drink otherwise you'll go crazy without substance of some sort. I've been sobre for 3 weeks now. Best decision of my life.
Be strong!

>>24842703
What show? You on any good drugs right now?

>>24842507
>Than*, oops.
Worry not desu, "different than" is also incorrect.

this version >>24846232 of you and this >>24846144 version of you look the same.

>>24846232
>That choker

Would disappoint so hard/10

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All these fuckers thirsty as fuck and all I wanna know is what was inside the burrito? I'm drinking Sailor Jerry right now and slowly getting in snack mode.

>>24846331
>thirsty
What are you, black?

>>24846352
no I'm japanese desu

>>24845995
I thought I wouldn't live past 30 either, but somehow I just barely made it. Every year, though...

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>>24846292
>drugs
nah son, not really anymore, and non at the show, need more good boy points
show was Dead Milkmen and An Albatross in Philly, it was pretty nice but I was kind of upset at the crowd, too many lames.

>>24845945
drugs and emotional hijacking is the only real coping mechanism, that and working out probably.

>>24846259
Thats actually really cute q.q
>>24846295
thank you that is very kind!!
>>24846331
Black beans, brown rice, cheese, guac, grilled peppers and onions n shit with green sauce. She was thicc
>>24846503
>>24846514
same.just same.

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>>24842242
Who's that behind you?

>>24845945
Welcome back Em, and a Good Early Morning, or Late Night, whichever time it is for you.

>>24846042
What is the dogs name, and what tricks if any does it know?

Drinking some 9% beer, failing to unwind after a stressful night at work. Work in a liquor store, had to toss out a couple because they were drunk. Total slag of a woman and an utter walking yeast infection of a man. He kept trying to argue until we had to call the cops and he vanished like a little bitch. Ugh! At least this beer kicks ass!

>>24846839
cant really handle leaving my house without my dog since someone murdered my previous baby (see: traumatic grief)

Green text us the story of what happened?

>>24845945
>bearded dragon dad who is shrouded in MYSTERU
Top kek. Sames. I think he posted in a body rate. Hnnng

>>24845945
I'm super passionate and you're beautiful that's why I'm stoked on you.. Most of the women I helped I met through my world of LSD most of them had a specific problem/time period they hated. I help them conquer there feelings to fight the world's evil with me. I get where you were coming from there was just too many negs around me and all that puss I had to calibrate it. I love each person on earth equal until you change that so You got the same treatment every other girl gets baby I'm nice lol i have problems and I'm a cocky dick sometimes but being kind is the only reason why my life changed from lean and pills getting kicked out at 15! 7 years later I could still be alot happier but I accept my path. Anyways baby I was busy last night or would of responded to your comment I'm always up that late maybe someday we can chat again probably doesn't help my explaining but ive spent too much on amiibo cards for NL just to keep playing wit harV playing my gamecube is what I do high when I don't want to distract and not think about life. If my passion doesn't mix with your pain understandable, i spent time with my doc not talking about it lol my mom hated that I didn't like having an appointment to make progress I would normally talk to her about lesser stuff like school and never my brothers suicide cause thtss what I wanted to do. So I think you should do what you want too that's all bb. Anything and everything :0 I'll be back have a great day doing what your doin

>>24845945
So you like no boys from here? -_-

>>24846839
...btw, I'm the guy with the big plans from the second post in the thread.

1) The sardines & Udon were incredible, but
2) The guy with the coke never showed up;
3) The band at the bar brought all of their worshiping fanfags to hear their so-so, hipster, indulgent music that their mother's were always telling them was so good b/c they were so talented;
4) The guy/couple were were going to fuck... she was not into it and he had a ~4" cock that could not get hard. (WTF is it with lazy/little/non-commital swingers these days!); and
5) My wife got so drunk we argued idiotically and I had to carry her abusive, semi-comatose self home.

SOooo... yur life sounds aight after all.

I'm going to buy some used scientific apparatus on eBay to make myself feel better now.

>>24847549
She already said, faggot. Learn2read

>>24846878
great shop lol

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Having a lazy Sunday. Might smoke some weed and read or something. Or draw. Dunno yet. Anyone else feeling lazy on a Sunday?

>>24846839
So who were you rooting for in the NFL playoffs this weekend?

>>24845945
Do you own reptiles!?

Hi, OP.

My beardie says hi too.

Hope you are doing well.

>>24849744
*swoon*

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>>24849716
Too many... Kind of just a huge animal nerd in general. There are like 30 snakes and lizards in my house, they have their own bedroom. Plus two dogs and two cats.
>>24849744
BEARDED DRAGON DAD? IS THAT YOU?

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>>24847095
>>24849924
ohai

my lady lady is sleepy sleepy so I'll only do 1 pic with her tonight.

>>24849785
ohai to you too <3

>>24849924
That's awesome! I have a little collection myself, but only 9 /: I'm actually going to school hoping to become a herpetologist!

>>24850001
DO IT YES HERPETOLOGY IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT

>>24850001
>>24850009
YES YES YES AND YES.
Same hat!

>>24849976
thicc

>>24849987
<333 i have to go to sleep >.<

Goodnight

>>24850015
Same hat?

>>24850017
>thicc
In a few ways ; )
I trust you saw?

>>24850022
Oh phoo. Well, me too anyways. Soon. Sleep hard!

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>>24850009
>>24850015
Denmark and I appreciate the encouragement! I'm loving it so far, science is too awesome.

>>24850043
Do you like any specific areas within herp?

>>24850049
I'm specifically interested in amphibians, salamanders to be exact. I have a couple axolotls and they fascinate me and are so fun to learn about and interact with. I hope to work with them one day because I believe their regenerative abilities can really benefit human kind in some way.

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>>24850043
BALL PYTHONS FOREVER. What morph is that? Pattern doesnt look like a normal.

What's up bros, I don't really get what this thread is for but I'm doing my usual Sunday night get really drunk so I can fall asleep for work.
Doing some laundry but besides that being bored as hell, what's up with y'all?

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>>24850081
He's a black pastel. I've had him since he was a baby, so hes about a year and a half years old. He's such a nice boy tho.

>>24850065
Hey! I'm a frogs guy; Hylidae is my favorite Family of organisms on Earth.

Salamanders a pretty cool too. One of my best friends is a salamander cytogeneticist.

And one of my former mentors is one of the premier salamander regeneration biologists in the world - actually just recently over in Slovenia doing research on olms.

>>24850096
Where did you go to school?

>>24850096
I'm actually not a herpetologist (per se) in research, though. I'm a general ecologist and i usually use insects as my study organisms because no iacuc and cheap : P

>>24850092
hmu if you decide you want some more pretty bbys ;-))))

>>24850118
more as in addition, not more like more pretty. Your boy is a very handsome man.

>>24850118
I would love to see more of your collection (;

>>24850100
You know who it is; good ol' Sess.

>>24850124
I second this. Wanna snuggle ur reps and u 2.

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>>24850124
I think we're at 5.8 for breeder BPs, then a bunch of babies that are either going to be sold or held back to raise up.
Core group is
1.0 coral glow
1.0 double het clown pied
1.0 killer bee
1.0 coral glow cinnamon
1.0 normal (rescue pet)
0.1 cinnamon
0.1 super fire (black eye lucy)
0.1 het pied
0.1 het clown
0.1 leopard pied
0.1 champagne
0.1 pastel

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>>24850168
Oh and Miss Jessica Albino

>>24850180
That's an awesome collection! What other types of animals do you have?

>>24850187
1.1 bosc monitors
2.2 leopard geckos (1.1 are giants)
1.0 western rat snake
0.1 copperhead (legal where I live and had extensive venomous work training so no worries)

And my two pups and kitties

What about your collection? Axolotls and BPs?

>>24850168
I just wanna lay in em! All so cute!

OP, let me snuggle your snakes and you?

>>24850201
you free handle your Agkistrodon?

>>24850208
NOOOOOOO. I personally feel strongly that free handling isnt just dangerous, but also ends up painting the whole herp community in a bad light when someone is careless and gets bit.
>>24850203
Your application has been submitted and is pending board approval

Approved!

>>24850201
oooo, a girl who can handle her hots is pretty hot (; but I love your animals! you are who i aspire to be haha. Currently, I have
1.0 leopard gecko (unsure of morph bc pet store rescue, but looks like a patternless with really unique spots, you gotta see)
0.1 crested gecko
1.0 western hognose
0.1 strawberry pacman frog
1.1 axolotls (one leucistic and one has the green florescent protein. Hoping to breed soon!)
1.0 red-eyed tree frog ( the mate died the other week sadly)
and one chilean rose haired tarantula! Most are pets for now, but I'm definitely hoping to breed in the near future.

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>>24850213
>safe snake owner
Good. Vipers get such a bad rap because people are foolish around them. I love them, they're such pretty snakes.

I have free handled more than my fair share of venomous snakes in situ - I have the training to do so, but even still I feel bad about it whenever I do because I don't want the animals to get the negative attention that they will if it does end up getting me... just because I was trying to relocate or whatnot.

They're such pretty snakes. Have seen many different species in situ, my fav was went and found my first Sistrurus this summer out near syracuse, ny. Good day.

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>>24850261
Holy crap Im so jealous. Ive never seen one in the wild. I actually havent found any lifers in almost a year. :(
(enjoy this awkward picture of me with my first ever find lol)
>>24850228
I wanna see him!! pics!
I want a hognose so bad but cant justify getting one since I already have so many noodles to care for and I wouldnt be breeding it.
Also your amphibian collection is making me drool and now I have to go look into axolotl morphs because Im totally uneducated about them and just COOL!!

>>24846232
does your tattoo say MEME lmao

>>24850302
yes Im a mother fucking meme machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl-LeTFM8zo

>>24850304
gays 4 donald bumps hard, STFU and the other acoustic song are pretty good not gonna lie desu

>>24850308
Honestly this whole album bumps hard

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>>24850301
I've never seen the spots the way i see them on this gecko, so i thought that was interesting. And I love my hognose, so much personality haha (:

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>>24850301
warter snek?

hard to see, plus I have no idea where you live :P

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>>24850344
Looks like my hypomelanistic girl to be honest.
>>24850353
nerodia fasciata! I saw it pop up from under a rock near the edge of a river and just about dove into the river after it ha

>>24850380
They look almost the same! And you and >>24850353 are lucky, the most i've ever found around here are garter snakes -_-

>>24850398
Guess youve got a hypomelanistic bb then! And I never found anything but toads and anoles until I started going out into parks/woods with my snake hook and flipping logs. Even then I dont find anything usually. Sneaky little bastards.

>>24850424
Haha I swear. I can't complain too much because i've found some pretty cool salamanders, a tiger to add to that list. I hope to move someplace more abundant with wildlife eventually haha.

>>24850424
i am very drunk.

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>>24842901

>>24842481
For the love of kek, u gotta stop

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>>24842901

>>24851235
>>24851259
wew

bump

>>24852085
n00dz when?

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>>24852612
I mean there's one image posted somewhere already where I'm basically naked... you can even see some of the details on my softy underneath my "leg"wear...

(and there may or may not be 2 pictures of my penis, almost completely erect posted somewhere - I haven't checked to see if the thread is still around, but it probably is)

here's this for your trouble - original content; do not steal

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>>24853241

Why are you not
>Cultivating mass?

Trying to eat as much fat/carb atm to get rid of that NEET body and work it into something

The snakes in this thread make me happy.

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>>24853263
>what is counterproductivity, alex.

>correct

>I'll take things that are impossible for me anyways, and why for 400, alex.

>for 400: what is impossible for you anyways, and why?

>what is putting on mass, because I run so much, alex.
>I already eat >3500Cal every day, alex.

>and bearded dragon dad finishes this round with the lead.

>>24853278
What about BEARDIES?
>no h8 for snakes, I love snakes

>>24853344
That came across as condescending.

I meant it to be funny, so, literally, no offense.

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>>24853344
>>24853344
>running
>turning core fat into muscle

I'll have to try this

>>24853359
none taken man

offense and internet dont really correlate imo

>>24853372
I never said it gets "turned into muscle" (although, in all honesty some of the energy and matter must go into building the muscles in my legs because they are huge, comparatively). It just never gets stored as adipose tissue because I'm constantly highly active I eat ice cream every single night, and at least one dark chocolate bar every single day. I've been broken up with because she said she "couldn't handle watching me eat so much, because it makes me want to eat too, and I don't keep it off like you do". I've also been in a relationship where she actually tried to feed me so much I couldn't eat any more - she got there a few times.

I do have pretty decent musculature, though, by no means big, but certainly nice - it comes from the yoga that I do and my genetics (my dad is just a very muscular guy, and I have the same exact body shape and musculature that he does).

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>>24853460
I never have an appetite,so ive started to force myself to eat 2500 cal a day
stim meds dont help

I've been there, man, lived with my ex and every day, fucking takeaway.

Like, authoritarian every night about having a pizza hut or some shit, drove me nuts and had many arguments over because I'm with her I should pay for this shit.

Along with having to clean everything, pay rent, bills etc. Ended up abusing alot of fucking valium to deal with that shit.

But this is the biggest I've been since I was little but I can feel the underlying muscle, about 5mm-ish through my fat so hopefully it's not long.
Got weird lady Hips though, I have a 28 hip at about... 88- 92 kilo, need to work on my hips but I don't know how, push ups 3 x 30 puts strain on them and I specifically to oblique sit ups same 3 x 30 exclusively for it before gym.

Also smoking helps to eat.
It's so cold outside and i cant feel my fingers after writing that and I still have have of this to smoke.
-2c need more layers

Also want reptile, and a beard. 10/10

Forgot mandatory Joe Rogan impression

>>24853241
Youre such an evil tease!!!!

>>24853460
>>24853605

Also, I literally only eat mozzarella and bacon paninis,around 4 a day

Making one now, will post 10/10 execution when done.

>>24853605
I'm going to hesitate giving "advice" because you didn't ask for it (so let's call it all "suggestion").

My, guy, you should consider eating better; will likely help with everything.

Exercise is a step in the right direction no matter who you are, so good on you for starting up. You can stick with it, I believe in you! 5mm isn't even that much. I think I probably have about that much on my stomach. Good food. Good exercise. Yu'll be muscly and feeling great in no time : )

Can't work out your hips, because hips are bone, but there are abdominal obliques, gluteus medius (meateus if you're thicc), and tensor fasciae leta in that area/defining that aesthetic. All I can suggest is yoga - gut for booty, gut for core, gut for lata (so are one-leg/raise-legged push ups). Free on youtube.

nice nose ring.

also, don't let weed dictate your daily schedule - at that point it's unhealthy.

>>24853616
Am no evil, pls. Only good. Only good tease.

>>24853777
>My, guy, you should consider eating better; will likely help with everything.

I will only eat specific foods, it's like an ocd.
>inb4 r9k
They will rotate but always be unhealthy.
Literally don't know what to do about it

>don't let weed dictate your daily schedule
Ever since I've started smoking weed more, my appetite has gone up a lot and is how I originally got the energy to do things.

the only drugs that dictate my schedule, my prescribed ones do tbbhh

>>24853777
>Can't work out your hips
Didnt see this

Obviously, I meant enlarging to muscles around them btw kek

>>24853605
By your "ex", I assume you mean your ex-master, right? That wasn't a relationship. Don't allow your partner to treat you like a slave cuz, believe, many people will try to treat you jus'like that.

>>24854272
>that ex had slave festish
>other ex sub who loved getting choked
>recently seeing someone who will only fuck me if she's tied up
>all relationships with females always seem to belittle me any way that isn't sexually


I don't get it

Like at all

>>24854272
>>24854403
To elaborate every relationship I've been in I've just been either outcasted belittled or just plain abuse emotionally. But my sex life I've always been dominant and sado-masochistic during my sex life in them.

So many fuck ups

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Roommate left half a bottle of champagne out, drinking it before it goes bad.

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>>24854442
Blues left over from the weekend

Always nice

Never have any bars left, I'll buy 20 and remember the first 10

Drinking my own take on a Fallen angel, 30oz advocaat, 30oz cherry advocate, 30oz fresh cream, shaken and strained then fill to taste with pink lemonade and let it bubble up like a spider.

It tastes as pink as it looks.

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Night people, gonna sublingual valiums until I sleep, been a long 3 days.

>>24854548
he can't keep getting away with it.

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Is this still a drinking thread or....?

Now Drinking: Fat Heads' Head Hunter

Drank a crowler of Breakfast Cookies from Iechyd Da earlier and am now almost done with this. Might move on to one more thing, but not sure as it's a little past 4am here. Also not sure if anyone even remembers me. Oh well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aue3NrdtzN0

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Fuck it...doing one more.

Now Drinking: Moonlight Meadery's How Do You Like Them Apples (13.5% cider aged in rye whiskey barrels)

This stuff is damn good, albeit quite pricey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukxvJAHzaMI

>>24854430
Dude you gotta stop being a little bitch
If they treat you wrong, confront it or end it. If you let people walk all over you, most of them will. People are shit

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>>24854229
I'm very literalist... to the point where it frustrates people.

If weed has given you an increase in appetite, then I guess I'm for it, but just check yourself - heavy long-term use can affect your memory, and even moderate use increases estrogen in bloodstream, which will hurt your gainz.

>>24854403
Your relationships are a product of your preference and chance - at this point it seems like your preference must be for women who exhibit characteristics that indicate these kinds of fetishes. I've been sexually active with 5 women in my life, and none of them were into this stuff.

>>24854650
>IPA
trash

>>24854690
>mead
redeemed

I've been working on a growler of White Face Black Diamond from Great Adirondack Brewing company. Oh so good, deepest roast malts I've ever tasted, very chocolately, thicker than my great aunt's accent. This shit is the color of tar.

pic related.

>>24842210
Where you from

>>24855290

>>IPA
>trash


couldn't agree more

>>24855327
Yeah, it's just tastes like bitter ale. Nothing special or appealing to me.

>>24855327
>>24855498

It's certainly a special (unique) taste, but I can't get into it. I don't like hops and IPAs are way overboard on hops.

>porters (especially with vanilla, or american imperials)
>stouts (especially oatmeal and milk)
>sour reds
>goses
>meads
>occasional schwarzbier
>occasional shandy, but mostly because I love lemonade

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>>24855738
this is my favorite beer ever