New assumption thread

>>24827814
you look like you're taken a few dicks in your day.

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>>24827814
You look like you were in theater in high school.

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>>24827877
Too nice for her own good?

>>24827814
Band/Theatre geek

>>24827877
Gives decent blow jobs.

>>24827880
virgin

>>24827938
lives in New Jersey

>>24827942
Nope lol, UK

>>24827944
same thing.

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>>24827814
Ive got a buddy that looks just like you artistic, cultured and traveled a lot...similar?
>>24827877
Sweet and wants to be a mom more than anything..beautiful eyes btw
>>24827880
Wants to play the cold blooded personoa and keeps everyone away but really wants to be social

>>24827948
has a white gf.

>>24827938
Never actually been to New York. Still lives with parents. Plucks out the unibrow.

>>24827953
Nailed it lol

>>24827946
New Jersey & the UK? I hope your joking

>>24827968
Correct, correct, but no I don't have a unibrow lol

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Here's me looking gay.

>>24827948
Wears tap out clothing


>>24827938
Bisexual

>>24827880
/tg/

>>24827877
Really kind, maybe sensitive.

>>24827814
Baked.

>>24828041
I'm not sure if I'm bisexual desu, so bi-curious I guess lol

>>24827814
Eats mayonnaise.

>>24827877
Doesn't eat mayonnaise.

>>24827938
Fucking LOVES mayonnaise.

>>24827938
Likes watching other people eat mayonnaise.

>>24827948
Gets the shits when eats mayonnaise.

>>24828041
Likes showing people his mayonnaise.

>>24828066
>66
Kek confirms everything I posted as true.

>>24828041
Negative...damn, i guess i come off like a douche canoe

>>24828066
Yup, I actually do LOVE mayonaise! xD

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>>24828041
does not see much sun
>>24827948
IT and gym
>>24827938
dry jokes
>>24827880
secretly dances
>>24827877
henna colored hair

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>>24827814
Likes Johnny Knoxville

>>24827877
Is constantly mistaken for younger than you are.

>>24827880
Not happy with your current situation

>>24827938
Listens to mostly music from the 90s.

>>24827948
Has way more self-doubt than you let on.

>>24828041
Pretends to hate Tumblr but secretly uses it a lot.

>>24828141
Enjoys IPAs.

>>24827948
You spend at least 20 minutes a day doing your hair. You've put a lot of time and money into your car and it's very important to you.

>>24828155
what is IPA
you love seductive dance

>>24828162
India pale ale aka hipster juice lol jk

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>>24827814
I assume you like to train spot

>>24827877
You seem like you're nice on the outside and to friends but mother of God do I feel sorry for any significant other

>>24827880
Former metal head, now into indie

>>24827938
Assume you're an average joe

>>24827948
You look like a bass player

>>24828041
Definitely gay

>>24828141
You look like you work at a speed lube

>>24828155
Full of yourself, but a big heart

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>>24827814
proud of himself
>>24827877
is sassy
>>24827880
quiet nerdy kid in high school, hung out with the weeb group
>>24827938
tries to fit in
>>24827948
spikes each individual hair on his head, takes 2 hours
>>24828041
is gay
>>24828141
cosplayed as voldemort once
>>24828155
follows the kardashians on everything
>>24828192
doesn't get enough sleep, but wont take meds

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>>24827814
a happy dude and likes to feed ducks at the pond
>>24827877
good with children, natural lifestyle
>>24827938
friendly guy with a dirty secret
>>24827948
goes to the gym, lifts a ton, and helps old ladies with their groceries
>>24828041
gives good hugs and smells like fresh laundry
>>24828141
works at a gas station, really good at painting
>>24828155
only drinks bottle water and Starbucks
>>24827880
looks mean but nice
>>24828192
hates everyone and life, only shows affection to his cat

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>>24828141
visits /lit/ daily
>>24828155
doesn't like cleaning her mirror
>>24828192
hates himself but is pretty smart
>>24828222
a sociable person with a bad home life that she doesn't let on
>>24828252
people think you're a tumblr chick but you actually hate that crowd. genuinely a good person

>>24828092
Not really. You have a really friendly smile. I was just messing with you :*

>>24828063
Well you're cute, so go experiment! :P

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>>24827814
Into anime
>>24827877
Into Pokemon!
>>24827880
Former brony
Into clowork orange
>>24827938
Like family guy
Is super sweet
>>24827948
Is that a tool shirt? If so
I think I love you?
>>24828041
Eyyy
Same
You're really dependable
>>24828141
You act edgy but you're a decent usually

>>24828252
A twitter domme
>>24828267
Hey you

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>>24828267
The only thing that pops up in my head is: 'basic bro', but small chance since you're on here. Likes cooking?
>>24828252
A bit of a weeb, 420 friendly, cat person
>>24828222
Gamer gurl
>>24828192
CS:GO player
>>248238155
Typical London party girl

>>24828304
Well lets get married then ;)

>>24828289
Lol i was just kidding i dont care

>>24828304
Shit you popped up right when I was busy. Into horse riding?

>>24828304
Hey there amigo
>>24828315
Actually accurate, I do enjoy cooking.

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>>24827880
Yeah, probably.
Probably nice... but not as nice as you think.
>>24827948
I've got a lot to do before that ever happens. But sure. Thanks
Good guy, but trying just a little too hard.
>>24828041
Pretty much.
I don't know why, but you seem like you lie about your sex life. Like, compared to your friends, its fine... but you talk it up.
>>24828066
I can dig some mayonnaise. I now know how to spell mayonnaise, though.
>>24828141
Just wanted to try red. So I got it colored.
You homebrew.
>>24828155
Very much so. It gets weird with guys...
You dress for attention, because you think you've earned it.
>>24828192
I think I'm pretty nice all around... Kinda low maintenance because I know what I want and I'll just say it.
You're going to bald before 40 :(
>>24828222
Very sassy!
You look really down to earth. The friend a girl goes to when she just needs to know the truth.
>>24828252
Very good with children. And yeah... kinda natural. But not like a hippie or anything lol
You look like you recommend interesting books
>>24828304
I actually hate pokemon.
Seem like someone that is relentlessly bitchy when she wants to be.

>>24828338
Lol you think a compilment implies im trying to get with you

>>24828351
Not at all. It was a generalization of what you image implies. And don't take it too personal. Its one image.

>>24828323
You can't play with my emotions like that
>>24828326
You look so similar to my oldest e-friend that's a girl so I guess I have to love you endlessly too now? Ugh<3
>>24828327
:*

>>24828338
dates black men to get back at daddy.

>>24828366
nopes.

>>24828356
Got ya, i just found it funny

>>24828373
>I'm so strange

>>24828378
has never had consensual sex.

>>24828373
Rawr XD
>>24828378
Chronic masturbator

>>24828252
likes green tea and femism

>>24828267
Uncircumsized penis

>>24828304
Gets a lot of attention from dudes

>>24828315
Inspired by wednesday adams

>>24828338
Voted for trump

>>24828315
would give me a pretty good bj for a dimebag.

>>24828393
Had to google that. I mostly just dig her dress
>>24828395
Is your face on here anywhere or?

>>24828408
nah, you know you would though ;).

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>>24827814
sang choir
>>24827877
yells alot
>>24827880
has multiple cats/dogs
>>24828041
guy that never stops talking
>>24828141
makes an annoying amount of dad jokes
>>24828155
go to bars alot
>>24828192
dont get alot of sleep
>>24828222
have multiple cats
>>24828252
giant nerd
>>24828267
live in an attic kek
>>24828304
very judgmental
>>24828315
have an ankle tattoo
>>24828338
have an heavy accent

>>24828315
Happy birthday you kankerlijer fuck.

>>24828441
Heey dankje homo :D

>>24828450
No u
How you been nigga?

>>24828486
Things are pretty rad. Still come her sporadically, hbu?
>>24828432
/lit/ meets /fit/

>>24828532
Still in school or can I expect to see you near De Wallen :^). That's good to hear though.
Mostly the same I guess, not much progress done if I am honest with you, can't sleep rn so naturally came here lol.
Btw I grew up and got Skype, if you want to chat some other time to catch up.

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>>24828432
Struggling with your sense of masculinity

>>24828558
I'm this close to going there, but staying strong. I'm curious to know how you've been. Skype is same as my kik

>>24828378
tried weight lifting and it wasn't for you.

>>24828569
You look like a teacher I had back in hs, so I can only assume you're an cunt.

>>24828580
you've been called jon snow before.

>>24828581
video game npc

>>24828583
you work at UPS.

>>24828595
>jon snow
i haven't up until now :?

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>>24827814
Basic
>>24827877
Basic
>>24827880
Basic and underage
>>24827938
Basic and gay
>>24827948
Basic
>>24828041
So basic you own a Pomeranian.
>>24828141
Only drinks beer, imports and lagers. Basic.
>>24828155
REAL damn basic.
Also padded.
>>24828192
Virgin.
>>24828222
"Has a great personality."
>>24828252
Skilled with a brush, as long as it's basic.
>>24828267
Brooding, lives at home with his basic parents.
Gets sucked off at the campus GH.
>>24828304
Basic.
>>24828315
Basic, stop touching your hair. Take a shower.
>>24828338
This photo is five years old.
You were basic then, too.
>>24828432
Attractive in the most basic of ways.
Lives at home.
>>24828580
Still hasn't come out of the closet, thinks no one knows.

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>>24828580

>>24828606
hahahha thats classic, thanks man

>>24828584
Stong like gorilla.
Kek, should've guessed it was the same username.
I'll shoot you a quick msg then if the one I found is you.

>>24828605
interesting, in what sense would I be basic?
you are most definitely not...and have a hard time getting accepted for jobs

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>>24827811

>>24827814
Good sense of humor

>>24827877
Likes to do drugs

>>24827880
Plays too much video games

>>24827938
shy at first then becomes very outgoing

>>24827948
Drag races

>>24828041
drinks more piss than a toilet

>>24828141
Gets lots of bitches

>>24828192
you look very sad or high

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>>24828041
skateboards
>>24828338
likes riding horses
>>24828605
tranny
>>24828696
tall

>>24828818
quite naughty girl
>>24828696
serious worker, shy but can surprise women

>>24828252
that last one
kek

>>24828595
>video game npc
kek

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Assume something about me /soc/

>>24829051
Budding pedophile

>>24829068
Why do I look like a pedophile?

>>24828605
Basic maybe, but I'm straight

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>>24828041
Gay
>>24828141
Likes arguments on reddit
>>24828155
Likes dancing
>>24828192
Feel older than you are
>>24828222
Nerdy
>>24828304
Shallow
>>24828338
City girl
>>24828432
Chill guy
>>24828605
Shallow af

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>>24829051
Geeky, tries to be cool but completely fails.
>>24828818
Mood swings are common and severe
>>24828696
Silent type
>>24828605
Your parents either beat you a lot or not enough

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>>24828605
you idolise Jeffree Star
>>24828696
athletic
>>24828818
you're a dog person
>>24829051
you're studying in college and you're good at it
>>24829165
you post on insta with hashtags like #beardoil
>>24829166
you play guitar

>>24829265
>Guitar
No, but I've been considering tying it. Don't have the time or the dedication for it.

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>>24828696
Loves edm
>>24828818
Lowkey hipster
>>24829165
Uses a lot of beard oil

>>24829265
Like anime

>>24828818
You look like your fun to be around

>>24829051
You look rich, you probably collect coins or somsing

>>24829165
You probably get hit on by guys a lot but you reject them or do them in secret

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will add assumptions in a brief moment

>>24829325
can get the finest oils
>>24829265
watches girly anime, possibly yuri
>>24829166
watches girly anime, possibly yuri
>>24829165
punched a guy once and hopes it gets brought up everytime he's at a bar, but doesn't bring it up himself because he's humble
>>24829051
likes "pabst blue ribbon"
>>24828818
listens to why? and kate bush
>>24828696
drinks black coffee and straight whiskey
>>24828605
can vogue, resents madonna for co-opting the vogue
>>24828583
blurry man, blurry life
>>24828581
"longboards"
>>24828580
listens to ramshackle glory while crying
>>24828569
struggling with your sense of masculinity
>>24828432
currently at his mom's house
>>24828378
reads breitbart news, has cuck fetish lmfao ;P
>>24828373
outsmokes her male friends
>>24828338
drives a subaru....


ok gotta take a break now

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>>24827814
Gay, flamboyant

>>24827877
Low key sociopath

>>24827880
Lives in a broken home

>>24827938
Is a good guy but a pushover -liable to snap at any minute though

>>24827948
Would rather not be Asian. Gets in to bar fights easily

>>24828041
Used to fuck emo girls but that era has dried up and now so has his balls because of that. Craves sex constantly.

>>24828141
Doesn't own any mp3's or cd's... Only records. House smells of scented candles and wears nothing but thin sweaters and jeans.

>>24828155
Is filthy with a bottle of Smirnoff and two E's in here on a Saturday night. Liable to crying when drunk.

>>24828192
A gentle giant. Doesn't speak much.

>>24828222
Courts attention from smelly nerds - is repulsed by them but enjoys the attention somewhat. Wears an oversized t-shirt to bed

>>24828252
Hates white people because it's cool and hip. Has an Asian tattoo of some sort.

>>24828267
He fucks. Mostly 6/10's but regularly. Has a dig bick.

>>24828304
Beats up her male beta orbiter metal head friends

>>24828315
Argues with her parents a lot

>>24828373
A meme loving fuck

>>24828378
Plays total war for hours at a time.

>>24828432
Is gay and an aggressive top. Also bitchy as fuck

>>24828569
Is nice though speaks in an overly proper voice.

>>24828580
Manlet. Small group of self centred quirky friends.

>>24828581
Likes tekken. A lot.

Pic is me, I'll do more soon.

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>>24829165
Gay bear, probably open about it. Or a bodybuilder. Maybe both.
>>24829166
Low self-confidence but really wants to 'get out there'.
>>24829265
B A S I C
A
S
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C
>>24829325
420, vape, EDM/rap, probably """"bi"""""
>>24831503
Quiet(?)
>>24831588
Social, bar hopper, hates ((())).

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>>24831684
martin shkrelis depressed younger brother
>>24831588
likes hiking and does photogrpahy
>>24831503
lives in rural area, dysfunctional family
>>24829325
hm actually i think you could have an eating disorder
>>24829265
quiet girl
>>24829166
into science

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ill post my assumptions in a sec lemme get on a computer

>>24827877
ppl take advantage of you
>>24827880
enjoys metal music
>>24827938
vapes
>>24827948
you like going for girls but u get rejected sometimes
>>24828041
lots of girls have crushes on you
>>24828141
youre an uncle
>>24828155
goes out a lot with girls you find annoying
>>24828192
smokes too much weed or cries too much
>>24828222
girl gamer
>>24828252
you hate injustice and love aesthetic
>>24828267
gets pussy
>>24828304
so many guys go for you but u reject many
>>24828315
is/was into my chemical romance
>>24828338
fucks her brother lol jk; one of the more "manly" girls in ur environment
>>24828373
does benzos
>>24828378
generic conserved white kid
>>24828432
has some good friends you wouldnt trade for anything
>>24828569
loves vapes and hair products
>>24828580
the sad artistic kind
>>24828581
protein shake everywhere u go
>>24828583
gentle guy
>>24828605
annoying
>>24828696
your generic white dude in every tv show
>>24828818
would love to fuck a guy wearing a strap-on
>>24829051
has disturbing thoughts about schools...
>>24829165
beer is the only consumable alcohol
>>24829166
nintendo fanboy
>>24829265
tumblr hoe
>>24829325
loves to skate and get high
>>24831503
no one gets your gender right
>>24831588
knows how to get the puss
>>24831684
gay
>>24832614
into kinky sex
>>24832628
me