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What's your secret soc
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Had sex with an 11 year old, but I was 15 at the time

am female
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>>24822739
With a boy?
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>>24822751
yes
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>>24822692
F here

Want to be tortured and snuffed

Meh
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>>24822771
>snuffed
what does this mean?
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>>24822774
killed
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>>24822769
Greentext it
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>>24822792
eh not much of a story really.

This kid who lived in my neighborhood had a crush on me, and I liked the attention.

I wasn't very experienced, but more so than him.
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Not sure if she wants me
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I'm turned on by people popping balloons in a sexual manner. Also super embarrassed by this kink.
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>be 6
>feel up with same aged cousin
Thanks for making me remember shit cunt OP
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>>24822903
>Baloons

I get turned on by abortions and raceplay. You're fine.
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Slept with ex a bunch while she was with her then boyfriend now fiance
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>>24822914
yeah in comparison to 4chan denizens i'm fucking golden, but in comparison to normies i'm a creep
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Slept multiple times with a married dude that had a 1 year old son and a pregnant wife, sometimes in his house with the baby sleeping on the other room
>I'm a guy and I was 16 at the time
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This is going to get me kicked out of the military and definitely thrown into Fort Leavenworth for this but the people have to know.

I'm stationed on the USS Jimmy Carter, which is a tactical submarine that goes on special, top secret deployments. On one of those deployments, we stumbled upon what we thought was a Russian Akula, but the sounds of their rudders were definitely different than any other submarine we've seen. The CO ordered us to investigate further by sending out an active sonar ping to shape this sub. This was nothing like an Akula, this thing was a FUCKING RING-SHAPED SUB.

I've never seen anything like this before guys and we were ordered to keep our mouths shut about it but somebody has to know. We don't know who made this thing, whether it was something man-made, natural or out of this world, but the government is keeping this silent.
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I am a 25 year old guy. I had a long distance relationship for many years, but she ended it about a year ago. I have been unable to move on, but i have kept working on my successful business and i made over 1M euros last year.
I want to convince her to come back to me by telling her about my success. But the reason she broke up is because she felt too unworthy. Mentioning my money would make her feel even more unworthy.
She has very serious emotional issues... It seems like she just wants to die. She can't even be reached anymore. Won't pick up her phone. Nobody can talk to her. Not even her family. It's a huge torture for me every single day. I'm so heartbroken and i can't seem to move on or forget her. I wish i could make her happy. I can take care of her and provide for her. I wish she felt deserving. I wish i could make her feel deserving and share my success with her.
Instead, i will have to live a life without her. I see no joy in doing so and i have been thinking about suicide more and more. I just hope she comes back to her senses one day.
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>>24824827
before your suicide please put me in your testament, thank you
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I used to be popular in HS and college. Now unemployed and living at home again I'm seriously considering taking up an old friend's offer to work as their body guard for drug deals.
my parents and grandparents are all lawyers. my siblings are all doctors or on their way.
Im a genetic mistake
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>>24824827
......
does her name start with a T and is she from the souther USA?
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>>24824960
Who are you?
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>>24825046
a guy who may know who youre talking about
she short, kind of mousey but slender?
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>>24822692
I'm living with my still-hot girlfriend of two years - we've met each other family and talked about eventual longer terms plans, etc. First serious relationship for me, everything before that was one-time or casual.

I really want to have multiple affairs. I was never great with girls, so I'm working out and forcing myself to socialise, solely so I can go out and do this.
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>>24825054
How do you know her?
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>>24825060
friend of a friend sort of thing. Added to a group chat she was in from an app
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>>24825067
turns out she's a stupid whore, figures
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>>24825060
I already said T
post the rest of her name, it's not a common one.
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>>24825081
Contact me mv714714 @ gmail com
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>>24825074
Lmao
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>>24825083
ugh
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>>24825081
Ta... Fr...
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>>24825095
i emailed m8
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I've been telling everyone i'm addicted to adderall but its actually meth.
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seriously this is mad trippy
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>>24823605
Tell us more
When and where did this happen?
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When I was 13 me and my brother and friends played freeze tag outside. You know, tag someone to freeze them and if you have frozen everyone you win. At home, we would play a game similar to it, where we would say "freeze" and then the other one would have to stay perfectly still, looking straight ahead. Then we'd tickle or make funny faces and if you moved (or even looked away) you lost.

This went into giving small kisses to the frozen person to squeezing body parts and so on. He would go under my shirt and squeeze my boobs or hump me. It was funny and it was wrong and it was kind of hot. We knew what we were doing. We did stuff to each other that we would normally never think of. It became "you become an object to do stuff to if you are frozen".

We ended up having a lot of sex this way. He'd come into my room while I was in bed or doing whatever and he'd say freeze. Undress me, kiss me, touch me, fuck me. Say unfreeze. Leave. Or I'd come into his room. Say freeze. Go down on him. Ride him. Say unfreeze and leave.

This went on for years until he left for college and we haven't done anything like that since. He has a girlfriend and I have a boyfriend, but I wish he'd come back just once and then whisper "freeze" to me. I dream about it so fucking much.
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me n my brother engaged in incestuous behavior when we were younger. through the ages of 6-10 i guess.
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>>24825295
I think about it even when I'm intimate with my bf ._.
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>>24825307
Would really like to chat with you..
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>>24825313
well hi whats up
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I got broken up with by the first girl I cared about, and I've been like super depressed through out the week. I've been like sleeping to one, laying around the house, and trying to slum or in tinder, but the only luck I got was some cool chick on /soc/ who found me.

I'm feelin so alone man
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>>24825322
mm i dont have either, i mean you can ask questions rn ? if ur that interested.
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>>24822692
test
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>>24825322
Thanks that's nice to hear
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>>24825340
mm thanks but no thanks.
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>>24822898
That's your secret?

Ask her, maybe.
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M,

I know you still want me. I was upset years back when you got back with your ex. You were upset when I announced my engagement. I know it can never happen, we're too far apart. But it sure is nice to think about.

J
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Im soooo horny right now. My pussy is dripping... I can't stop thinking about pleasing cocks. I am fucking myself with my glass dildo and imagining taking cock deep and hard, i want to feel my pussy being stretched open by a thick hard cock. My only purpose is to please. I want to be used as a cum dump. Fucked and filled. My tight little pussy needs to be oozing with hot cum... Dripping with cum... Until the next thick cock comes along and pounds me senseless... I'm so horny I want my ass filled up too. Maybe even both at the same time. I am here for cum, for cock, for pumping full and pleasing.
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>>24825651
Kik me youngcaesar24
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Baby come back
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I've been wanting to die for quite some time. i feel like a living shell of a person. I put on a good act. Nobody suspect a thing. Perfect. I live out a normal mundane life , pay my bills , go to work and pretend I'm happy and successful. One of these days I'll do it. when I'm done playing this game.
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>>24825651
pics with time stamp or i call bullshit.
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>>24826617
No bullshit!
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>>24826755
enjoy your penis bro
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Ive been raped by two females. one turned into a prolonged 'relationship' of abuse because i was too messed up about other stuff to try and stop it.
also havent been able to keep a job longer than 6 or so months for the last 6 years because of anxiety and depression leading me to trying to kill myself at work/ on the way to or from.
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>>24826755
Oops pic dropped.
I am less horny now but I masturbated for 2 hours today.
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>>24826760
I would enjoy a penis right now...!
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I'm a classic chad with a huge cock and cocky about it.

Secretely I want nothing more than meet someone who's even bigger than me to humiliate and dominate me. Bonus if it's a twinkish guy.
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>>24826764
feel free to post more pics
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>>24826764
Heres the age old question, got Kik? I have a sizable penis on offer. Kik: hbdoubleu
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>>24826764
Guess I'll bite. Kik me @ BasaraOnCam. I wont disappoint.
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I am so into mommy/son play, but I can't tell anyone without sounding like a total freak.

All I want in a relationship is to be held gently in the arms of a woman and be told everything will be alright...


...also to be breastfed.
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>>24825287
It's way more common than most people think - my stepsister and I had similar games
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>>24826769
Kek you denied this several times
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>>24826764

What country are you from?
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>>24826764
Where are you?
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>>24822692
I get off on pedophiles being tortured by shotas in revenge porn.

am a femanon, so I'm probably partially pedo myself for liking the shotas.

conflicted.
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>>24827141
dont be conflicted

cp is hot
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>ripped a 'friend' for about ~30k

its been two years and he has no idea i was involved at all :^)
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I'm a 6'5 300 pound guy that wants to be dominated by a mistress and feminized. Molded to their will and used however they please. I've tried finding one around but all they want is financial domination

I just want someone to make me their's
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>>24827615
hi justin
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32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza
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Fucked my 17 year old female cousin when I was 26 for a whole summer, I have never cum so hard.
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I can't tell if I'm gay or not.
My Kik is ayylmaopokey.
Help
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>>24827141
This is pretty hot. Would be doing the torturing?
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>>24828203
*Would you be doing the torturing?
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>>24825325
Same here man, want to talk about it? I have found it really helps. I never used to talk about personal shit and emotions to other people, now it seems like everyone I meet it will come up somehow and everyone has their own point of view/advice to give on the subject.
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>>24822692
I just want the lump in my right nut to fucking kill me already. I don't know if it's cancerous at all, but at this point, with the damage that's been done mentally from thinking about it too hard is already irreversable.
I want my heir to a bastard of a father to die so I can pocket the million bucks I get from the inheritance so I can spend it all on useless shit to spite him in the afterlife.
I want my sister to just leave my life and never come back.
I want everyone to completely forget about me.
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>>24826933
Really? So I'm not a lowlife weirdo, desu?
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I prostitute myself to 3 different guys to make extra money. Am a dude
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>>24824827
Wanna make a suicide pact? It generally helps make an individual go through with it
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>>24827141
this picture is hot

i miss reading stuff like this

my secret is i used to get extremely turn on by fanfic and doujin before i had good sex and now that i'm having the sex i want, i don't find enjoyment in these things anymore and it's sort of sad to me. i miss having an outlet like that.
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>>24822692
I wanna be a boy so badly, but, I fear my parents won't accept me. I've been going by a male name for almost 6 months or so, including at my second job. I don't want to start T or anything right now, I just wanna be called masculine pronouns and my new name
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Sometimes I poop my pants for fun
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>>24828542
Hey, dude, how are you, man?
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>>24822903
Same but not embarrased
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>>24827056
What?
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My dad's on deployment in to Afghanistan and my mom is fucking the neighbor. I can't tell my dad he says his family keeps him going over there. I know he doesn't know because he thinks she's the most loyal person ever. She spent a lot of his deployment money paying the neighbors bills. I've tAlked to my mom about it and she says if I tell him it will kill him and I'll be responsible for it. I really cant do anything here if i tell my dad he's gonna probably lose it. If I tell anyone else I'm homeless till my dad gets back in 7 months (on a 13 month deployment)
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>>24828820
She put the responsibility of her actions and lies on you? It's all her doing. How old is mother??
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>>24828863
I believe she's 35 36
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>>24828875
How old are you..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxocd3z3OLU
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>>24828820
Sorry, but your mother is a bad person.
You should tell your dad about everything.

Thats the least you can do.
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>>24824955
maybe u just dont to man,all your siblings and parents just make your self esteem low because YOU compare yourself to them,get it over and start again
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>>24827737
Nice guess, but not justin
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>>24826769
None around with a huge cock?
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>>24828973
wasn't trying to guess who you actually are, lol, just having a bit of a goof. I'd dominate you, I look like I'm 16 though

>>24828211
I was going to post sarcastically about your reading comprehension being shit but yes, I'd be taping you up, zapping you with a taser and raping you to prove that I love you
>>24827160
no cp is disgusting, but I love the psychology behind it and enjoy the fucked up mentality of them seeking each other out for revenge in the future when they're of age.

>>24828538
hopefully you get to role play? although a lot of people aren't into it/freaked out
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>>24829342
Post yours
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>>24829408
Want me to make you jealous or what?
I probably won't find any bi guy bigger than me in my life
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>>24829486
I've seen much bigger in person. Get on Grindr, post a description of exactly what you want, and wait.
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I think I might be genuinely autistic.
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>>24829486
how many inches is this?
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>>24829486
I would love to suck that cock!
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>>24829529
I doubt that, maybe the pic makes it seem smaller than it is. I was on lpsg, which is literally dedicated to huge dicks, and the only ones who were willing to cam and prove they weren't fakes were much smaller than they claimed.
Like, I've compared with a lot of guys and none was close to my size. I'm literally known as that guy with the giant dick by quite a few people. If much bigger dicks were common, I'm sure someone would have called me out already. I'm delibarately cocky about it to bait hung guys but no luck yet.

>>24829595
Around 8.5, close to 9 on a good day.
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>>24829681
Do you find it difficult to fuck some girls with this? I imagine it might be painful.
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I don't even want a gf at this point, I would happily be friendzoned just to have someone that I enjoy being around to talk with and shoot the shit with.
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>>24829690
Not really, I've learned how to use my dick by now.
When I was younger I occasionally hurt some girls, but that was more due to us being inexperienced and they loved it anyway so whatever.
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Had sex with a 14 year old when I was 20
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>>24829591
do you suffer because of it? you're going to be okay, anon.
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I was dicking my friend's gf for about a year and the poor dude never found out. Girl was a total freak. If in 50 years they find out semen is the best facial rejuvenation serum on the planet, she'll be sitting pretty with the face of a 24 year old.

Also I used to be in IT at a pretty large company. One of the recruiting managers was a nightmare to her staff (and us). She had a habit of busting up her mobile every couple of months, so we were constantly handling her phone, transferring data, etc. She came in after a busy trip overseas with her busted up phone, bitching for us to transfer over everything to a brand new iPhone. In transferring her shit, we found dozens of pics of her sucking dicks of every shape, size, and color. We assumed/hoped at least one of the dicks belonged to her fiance. Some of those pics were accidentally transferred to her subordinate's computers to use as needed.
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>>24822692
I have GID and am a trap, but will never tell anyone. I have crossdressed in public and I make or an uglyish woman but my body is girlish, and I hide it by day under baggy clothes and nothing form fitting. I am a virgin who wants a real relationship but will never find one.
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>>24829342
Mine is around 7.5" and 5.5" around.

On topic: I fucking love stretching my balls.
Oh, and I'd love to have a cute boyfriend to talk, cuddle, make out and maybe frot with.
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>>24829777
I can't really connect with people.
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>>24829949
Considerably smaller than mine tho.
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>>24829973
True, but still bigger than average. And I'm happy with it.
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>>24829894
>In transferring her shit, we found dozens of pics of her sucking dicks of every shape, size, and color. We assumed/hoped at least one of the dicks belonged to her fiance

That's really shitty from her.
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>>24829957
I'm not autistic but I can't either. you'll find someone you click with eventually, don't beat yourself up over it but focus on learning to improve and focus on yourself before worrying about others.

Again, you'll find someone and you're going to be okay.
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>>24830064
Sure, but I was specifically looking for people bigger than me.
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>>24830083
You're gonna have a hard time senpai.
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>>24830083
That's gonna be pretty hard.
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I helped an ex gf to get fucked by a friend's dog
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>>24826605
This give me a sad
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>>24830087
>>24830086
I know, that's why I have this fetish. I've always been the biggest so if I meet someone who's bigger and cocky about it I think I'm going to immediately jizz all over the place.
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>>24828820
I SWEAR TO GOD MAN
DO WHAT IS RIGHT
please.. you can't do that to him and key him be betrayed like that. Please for love of god don't let your father get cucked like that
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i'm a straight presenting guy, but i have a huge thing for effeminate men and transgirls. it doesn't cause any cognitive dissonance for me but my family will judge me super hard for it and it's hard for someone like me to meet lgbt people because most of my friends are straight guys & gals
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>>24825325
I know that feel Anon, I felt super depressed myself when my last girlfriend broke up with me. Even more so because I know she didn't do it because there was anything wrong with our relationship, but rather because she felt like she had to deal with some of her own issues.
Which resulted in my secret: I got fucked by a guy the week after. Apparently some friend's friends saw us kissing, and told my ex, who was all smug about it but doesn't suspect a thing.
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I married, but I can't help but cheat on my wife. I have very specific sexual tastes and she doesn't share any of them. So I give her God tier vanilla sex, and never get any down and dirty kink. Now I find sluts online and have NSA affairs.
The newest one is only 18, and she let's me do whatever I want to her. It's amazing.
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Dear G, I have never loved a woman the way I have loved you and it has caused me to struggle in relationships since I met you. We never even dated and I could tell you loved me the way I loved you. It has been almost 5 years and I still love you more than anyone else. I hope you can forgive me for trying to move and forget the love we shared back then. It was the best thing I've ever had and it has made loving others almost impossible. Your Pup still loves you, but I need to go now.

Dear D, even when we were together, I never told you about G because I would have never had the chance to love you either. You made me forget about her and forget about my awful childhood and I thought we would end up married together with beautiful little babies, but instead you chose school and work. Maybe in another world you were the one, but not here.

With those being said, I have the greatest urge to die in combat in the name of my God so maybe he can forgive me for the sins I have created and the awful things I will do to the enemies of the US
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>>24830136

How long have you been having affairs?

I'm also married to a vanilla sex enthusiast and have been contemplating a similar play for awhile...
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I'm a dateless, handholdless, virgin woman in her early twenties. I've never been pursued or felt attractive to anyone. I'm also adverse to any kind of physical contact, and irl the thought of kissing or touching or sex makes me physically ill (I puke a lot lol).

Online though, I've developed a slutty persona. At first it was just with strangers, but then I started doing things with online friends (longtime, some go back as far as 5-6 years). All of the friends I became sexual with ended up... Not good. I blame myself for the deterioration as I'm obviously the catalyst. Some argued otherwise but I know when I'm used up lol.

Now I can't stop what I've been doing. I'm so sick and in need of validation. I've been steadily destroying my relationships and my self esteem but I'm almost addicted to the feelings of warmth I get in those few moments where they might say something nice to me in between calling me a filthy worthless slut.

I'm not really sure what to do. I'm also aware that even if some guy might have wanted me before, he definitely won't if he ever finds out what I've done in this past year.

The worst part probably was hearing the things some of my friends wanted to do to me. Seems a lot of them have been dreaming about raping me for years.
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>>24830173
I may be interested in validating that e-pussy until I get tired of you :)
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>>24830191
I'm fat, so unlikely. Also you're probably much too young for me.
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>>24830196
Nonsense, I'm a fat dude in his 30s. Come be my virtual cumbucket for awhile.
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>>24830154
It's been the better part of a decade. I still love my wife, I just need more variety in my sex life. You won't regret it, in fact, it might just save your marriage.
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>>24830103
Anon if I could, u bend you over and destroy your ass.
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My gut is saying to hold out and that it will work out with her, and we will end up together. But consciously, I doubt it. I don't know. Follow my gut, even though it seems illogical, or follow logic?
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>>24830210
Not really into being a cumbucket rn, more into exploring why I'm expressing myself this way and how to rectify it before I try to kill myself again.
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>>24830241
Post pic of your dick.
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>>24830252
follow your gut if logic tells you that there will be no extreme repercussions past 'getting hurt'. otherwise you will only feel regret the rest of your life.
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The number of cheaters here is stupid. Stop being dicks and make your relationship open or fond someone else
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>>24830233
But then why not find someone like your wife but into the same sexual things?
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>>24830233
Rule of thumb: if your wife would leave/be upset if she found out, it's probably not making your marriage better. Discuss an open relationship or pursue someone else, you're not being fair and you really don't love her if you can do her like that.

This is coming from a whore.
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>>24830304
Because 9 out of 10 things between me and my wife and wonderful. I just crave degenerate sex. There is no emotional attachment. Just meat holes for me to use.

>>24830321
I get what your saying, but if my wife has a loving husband who is like her best friend, takes care of her and her needs, and makes sure that she is satisfied in life, then maybe I just get to have my secret playtime and everyone gets to carry on happily.
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>>24830291
Well, the main repercussion other than that is losing her as a friend.

We are not particularly close, but still we are still friends. And I value her as a friend, but like her as much more also.

Posted in another thread, but this is what has be doubting my gut.

>Fall for this girl
>She would randomly sit next to me in mostly empty rooms
>Talk to her, we are friendly enough
>Try asking her to lunch
>Say yes, but drags a guy friend along
>Awkward lunch. Guy friend hits on her, and she wants nothing to do with it. (Ends up breaking contact for an unknown reason with him)
>Nothing happens after
>I catch her staring at me, and occasionally she doesn't look away, instead we just stare into each other eyes for a few seconds.
>She still never texts me first, but she will keep the conversation going if I do text her. Sometimes for 6-10 hrs.
>I sometimes slip in jokes that kinda tease her. No one finds them funny, but she still laughs. She sometimes teases me similarly
>She Makes it a point to try an push me to become an EMT. Which she is one, but also knows that I want to do it soon.
>She is always seeming willing to meet up, says "Definitely!" and "We can always give it a shot!" but will never commit to an actual day. But she seems kinda disappointed.
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>>24830344
But that's not how it works. That's a very selfish view from someone who entered into a sanctimonious partnership volitionally (I assume it wasn't arranged?). Did you fuck your wife before you got married?

Just realise that every good thing you ever did or tried to do will be called into question and ultimately deemed false upon her discovery.

If your best friend lied to you for ten years, would you believe that anything they ever did for you was genuine at all?
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>>24830344
>just meat holes for me to use.
So explain this to your wife. If she is so compatible with you, she will understand.
Alternatively, buy a fucking fleshlight or a sex doll and dont be a cheating piece of shit.
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>>24822692
i'm deeply deeply unhappy and am seriously considering suicide
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>>24826762
That is nice, i love a hairy cunt. Kik?
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>>24830278
about 9 hard
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>>24829365
Thanks for holding back on the sarcasm it doesn't appeal to me but your taping and raping does
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>>24830499
Damn you might actually be bigger... Got kik?
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>>24830666
where are you from buddy?
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>>24830679
Add me on kik: bigbigger4chan
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>>24830376
I think that even if she found out, she wouldn't leave me. Still, why take the chance? Why ruin the fun part of sneaking around.
>>24830455
I can't choke a fleshlight. I can't manhandle it and make it lick my cum from its tits. Some things there are no alternatives for.
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>>24830788
You obviously glossed over the parts that may have made you confront that you're a bad person. If sneaking around is what makes it fun, then it sounds like you're not cheating because "wah it's so vanilla and I'm so sad" but more because you like to cheat.

Have you even asked your wife or talked to her about spicing up your sex life?

And if you're sure she won't leave you, you should definitely tell her tonight!
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I make vore videos on youtube and they think they are seeing the inside of a fat girls mouth.
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>>24830788
Lol. Sucks to be you man.
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I always see people in these threads talking about wanting a "mommy GF" or whatever, but I want to be a "daddy BF."

The whole thing is kind of hard to explain now that I'm trying to type it, but maybe it'll make sense if I say that I want a dynamic that's as much like a father/daughter one as a normal BF/GF one. I'm not talking about ageplay shit either, nor am I a pedo, I just want to give that kind of paternal affection to a girl and to be the big strong mature one while she's the small weak innocent one.
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>>24830999
Find lg thread
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>>24831034
I've posted there a few times but the girls haven't been what I'm looking for, or at least aren't into the same things as me.
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>>24823605
fuck that shit, tell us about the cable tapping missions
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>>24829365
If you want to kik me that's cool.

TheOneKluni
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>>24830788
you're a sociopath
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>>24830152
ever consider going to help YPG fight isis in Syria? or help some of the Christian towns militia fight off isis in Iraq?

both are legal to do if you are an American.
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>>24830173
what do you look like femanon?
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>>24830344
until you bring a std home...
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>>24831897
Fat, but not unfortunate. Depends I think, I feel ugly a lot.
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>>24828883
Just turned 18
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>>24831884
Don't cheapen that word like that. He's not a sociopath.
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>>24824827
Aye I'm in a similar situation minus the money,
When you do decide to go through with it put me in that will motherfucker and write that shit up.
Fr tho I'm sorry about all that, it's an entirely different feeling breaking up with someone long distance and I feel ya
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>>24830499
Moar pls
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>>24822692
I took my then ex-girlfriend's little sister's virginity when she was 16 and I was 20 late on a summer night on her basement couch.

A year or two later, when I was back to fucking big sis, we had an affair that ended up causing her to break up with her BF of 6 years. That was the beginning of me being her side ass, and she later cheated on 3-4 more boyfriends with me up to and including the guy she has now been married to for 6 years and is expecting kid #2 with. I'm pretty well hung and have freakish staying power and I guess she couldn't get enough of what I could do to her, to the point that she came over to fuck me one last time just a week or two before her now-husband proposed to her.

To my knowledge she's still completely in the dark about me and her little sister.
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>>24822692
>the rothschilds bow to me and my brother
>we're in contact with aliens
>we possess psychic abilities
>we control france with an iron fist
>we own castles and banks all over the world
>we're direct descendants of an ancient royal blood line
>we plan to bankroll the first cities on mars, we're gonna name the first city after us
>we own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>we have both undergone major plastic surgery, but nobody has noticed
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>>24832561
im in that thread on b lol
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>>24832362
do you enjoy that?
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>>24832053
well fat means different things to different people. height and weight?
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When people ask me why I don't have a gf, I usually say that I'm to focused on my studies, but the truth is that I don't pursue a relationship because it would be really, really easy for my SO to cheat on me and I don't want to be vulnerable. I'd rather die a virgin than be in a position of inferiority and uncertainty.
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I'm a 32 year old man who Roleplays a 12 year old girl in sexual situations.
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>>24832635
Above average for both.

http://imgur.com/tbpUBus
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>>24832362
how do you get out?
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>>24828820
Kill your neighbour. Or beat the shit out of your mum for being a fucking awful human being.
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>>24833166
Doesn't look that bad.
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>>24833166
I want to touch your slutty pussy, that there never was an actual dick inside turns me on even more: add me on kik: casualgyno
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>>24833323
Lol
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>>24833466
Try me
>>24833490
Timestamp
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>>24822692
I constantly fantasize about having a young, weak femboy to dominate every night
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I am a feminine guy, bi. My best friend is a strong tomgirl who is a /d/ browser. I really want her to dominate me. She's much stronger than me and it's really hot.
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>>24822692
I wanna leave my gf for a different chick.

It's a girl I fell for first. She's perfect. My gf found out about her early in our relationship and I haven't talking to dream girl in about 5 years. I still look up her Facebook and IG weekly. She broke up with her bf of 3 years about a month ago.

Really thinking about pulling the trigger.
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>>24833166
if you weight is above average, it's because your boobs are so big
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I cheated on my ex-girlfriend twice, once while I was extremely drunk at a party, and once while I was out of town. We broke up for completely unrelated reasons. We still talk and we will likely get back together at some point. There's little to no chance she will ever find out, but still badgers me asking if I ever cheated on her while we were dating.
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>>24833166
Judging solely from that photo, you have a great body, to say the least.
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>>24833166
i would say more like thicc, so, you mentioned before that i was likely too young for you, older anon. here, how old would be too old for you?
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>>24833166
Femanon to femanon: Body-wise, you're hot.

Obviously cute faces matter, but just from that, I'd probably hit on you or try to make you my platonic arm candy if you're not into other ladies.
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>>24833166
Agreed w/everyone else: you have a nice body, and I, personally, would love to see more of it :$
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bumpsters
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Damn. This just occured to me.

In April I asked a girl to lunch. She responded without Hesitation, but the night before she texts me saying that her friend wanted to tag along.


But he kinda acted like it was his date, and sorta hijacked it. (She seemed uncomfortable with the whole thing, and stooped talking to him within a month)

Thoughts?
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I ate the baby, not the dingo...
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>>24834661
dude was trying to cockblock you.

try asking her out again? however, you probably should have done that back in May...
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this website destroyed my last relationship
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My laziness (or like a consistent lack of energy? Idk) has been so bad over the course of my life that I'm behind in everything. Kissless, never had a girlfriend virgin. Even if I was more attractive and confident I doubt I'd have had a gf by now because I never think of flirting or asking a girl out. It just doesn't come to mind and it would be too much work. I don't really know how my life will turn out.
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I would let another guy fuck my gf in a threesome so that I could maybe have a chance at fucking another girl in a threesome.
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>>24836170
Whats fair is fair!
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>>24822692
i had srs this summer, been depressed for the past 7 months. i dont think ive talked to anyone in 5 months ):
didnt want to, basically forced into it.
ive lost my identity.
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>>24833466
hope you swing back by this thread again soon.
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Sometimes I fap on soc
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>>24835668
Eh, I tried again with her a little later in May or so. She was outta town for her Bros graduation. So it kinda fizzled out. Kept in contact though and well, this sums it up


>She would randomly sit next to me in mostly empty rooms
>Talk to her, we are friendly enough
>I catch her staring at me, and occasionally she doesn't look away, instead we just stare into each other eyes for a few seconds.
>She never texts me first, but she will keep the conversation going if I do text her. Sometimes for 6-10 hrs.
>I sometimes slip in jokes that kinda tease her. No one finds them funny, but she still laughs. She sometimes teases me similarly
>She Makes it a point to try an push me to become an EMT. Which she is one, but also knows that I want to do it soon.
>She is always seeming willing to meet up, says "Definitely!" and "We can always give it a shot!" but will never commit to an actual day. But she seems kinda disappointed. (Though has specifically mentioned days shes free when I'm not trying to meet up with her)


Gonna try a more explicitly Date type thing tomorrow. Gonna try taking her out to celebrate her EMT Certification.
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I get really turned on when girls cry. When my girlfriend cries to me I get hard as fuck. Just me?
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>>24836177
that's fucking awful, how were you forced into it?
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>>24836556
Definitely not just you... same here.
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>>24836597
Really? I don't know what it is about it. I'm guessing it has something to do with them showing vulnerability or something. Really just gets me hard
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I am probably over thinking it, but there's one girl who gave me her phone number without me really pressuring her. But for what ever reason we still haven't added each other on Facebook or anywhere else

And the number she gave is the correct one also

Just an odd thought.
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>>24836544
Make a push for it if you're gonna try to do something concrete, dating-wise. If she's got an agency lined up for her certs, that chick's free time is going to out the fucking window, especially starting out in EMS.

She sounds free-spirited, somewhat. Goes with the flow of things. It's a pain in the ass to really get a clear message from that, and your best bet is to just be a straight-shooter.

- a Firefighter/Paramedic who's dealt with similar shit.
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haha all u lonely motherfuckers gotta get off 4chan xD
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Im gay, thats my secret.
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>>24836906
Her Cert Exam is Today/Tonight. So, Hopefully her schedule may clear up for a week or so until regular classes start again. But... Who knows.

She's actually been on duty with her VFD for the past almost 2 months as an extra set of hands around the station, and for some ridealongs. So, Shes already doing that.


But it definitely seems that she cares for me as atleast as a friend given how shes trying to push me to become an EMT in my department. Maybe more.

But yea. I'm gonna just try taking her out to celebrate the certification this weekend, and if she say NO, or is non-committal, I'll just come clean about how I feel.
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>>24836921
That's about all you can do, dude - yeah. You got a plan, so that's solid. Roll with it and see what's up.

Unrelated to her, but if you continue down the path of EMS, best of luck. EMT-Basic was pretty laid-back, though two years of Paramedic school was a goddamned nightmare sometimes. This is a very rewarding field, and the best job in the world, EMT-B or EMT-P.

Stay safe out there.
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>>24836931
Were actually both going into nursing as well. So.... It's gonna be a fun like 4 years or so.

And I will probably do it. Just kinda holding out till like April or May to do it. Actually have my application filled out already.

Honestly, from the few bits of info I posted, how does it look like I stand with her?
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I don't love my boyfriend...
I'm very insecure and I just don't think I will find somebody else who is as nice and loving as him in the future.
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I have a small family that "loves" me only so long as I'm useful to them and no real friends to speak of. I'm not forever alone though because luckily for me, I''m in a long term committed relationship with an attractive, intelligent and incredibly caring woman who has helped my grow personally and professionally. I've never had the depth of feelings for another that she and I share.. She's an ideal partner, would be a great mom and is clear marriage material.
Why is it then that all I can think about are the sluts I'm fucking around with behind her back instead of marriage?
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>>24830118
Are you me?
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Girlfriend and I have been together several years, we are very committed. Every other woman I see (at work, on the street, out and about, wherever) my eyes always go directly to her tits and her ass, and I immediately start fantasizing. Makes me feel like a shitty person.
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>>24830348
think I saw this somewhere else but you need to ask her out, she sounds shy and is most likely waiting on you to make the first move so she knows for sure that the attraction is mutual. it doesn't have to be a big step, but step up a date. call it a DATE don't leave it open to interpretation. if she says no, respect it and carry on. if she wants to stay friends she will if she says anything other than yes then she's probably fucking crazy and/or doesn't know what she wants.
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>>24837015
True.

Probably is shy as hell., And Yea, I was gonna say something like "Let me take you out to celebrate this weekend" or something to that affect. Hopefully that is enough to make it clear that it is as a date. If she still says no or something, I'll just come clean and will see what happens
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I keep pictures of hot female friends w/o them knowing
Including Snapchat and stuff they said I had to delete
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>>24837029
no, that's just an outing as friends. ask her on a date. if she says no, she says no but at least you'll finally know and not embarrass yourself while out and about, as well as make her feel uncomfortable as fuck putting expectations on her when she has no idea.
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>>24837062
I guess. I still want to keep her as a friend, as well, I do value her as one also.

How can I properly word it as a date?

The reason I thought that my celebration suggestion was datey enough was due to the time, the context, just us two, and the restaurant
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>>24836916
I know. How do you feel about accepting it?
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>>24822692

I'm an old man's fuck toy and I love it :)
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>>24837192
How old is he? How old are you?
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>>24837226

I'm 36, he's 76
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>>24836970
you are NOT in a committed relationship if you are screwing others behind her back, although she may be blind enough to think that she is.
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>>24837041
>he thinks this is bad

So, I only have one MAJOR fetish, and that is voyeurism. Not "hidden cam" voyeurism, I mean near stalker level. I do the same thing, Snapchat saves and shit, but I also do Facebook and Instagram ones. I will wait patiently until perfect opportunities to take creepshots, I will stare at girls until I memorize what they look like so I can photoshop them nude somewhat accurately later (I actually got good at photoshop from doing this, no joke)

Oh, and I have well-organized folders for each and every girl I do this to. Only about 5 are people I talk to on a regular basis, about 20 that just go to the same university that I do and occasionally say "hi" to me or something, about 10 that don't like me because I seem a bit of a creep irl (not in the way I'm describing, more because I'm quiet and when I talk it's my own dark sense of humor that turns girls off)

You guys wouldn't believe some of the ways I bullshitted myself out of bad situations when I wasn't careful like I usually am, actually got caught creepshotting one time in my life and I played it off as testing to see if the camera still worked after dropping the phone.

Yes, I am a reprehensible fuck and I'm not proud of it, but I'm VERY careful and meticulous about it.
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cool thread
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>>24828820
>>24830113
>>24828863
>>24828965

So I guess im telling my dad soon I just told my grandmother everything and she said to tell him and let things work themselves out I just told my mom I was going to tell him and she basically told me she's a woman she has needs. What ever. And since I'm telling him that I need to start packing my stuff. So I'm going to live at my grandparents till my dad gets back they don't have internet and I don't think my phone will in another state thanks for the advice I'll be leaving in about 2 days. Will keep in contact to let you know
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>>24839455
Good luck, anon.
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When I was 10/11 I'd go visit my grandma with my cousins (15 and 16) and when she was out and we were alone they would play a game with me called "King says". So I was the servant and they were the King's, they'd put me on my knees, tell me to close my eyes and face fuck me.
There had been times where I'd go to their house and they would make me pretend to be asleep, pull down my skirt and fuck me. One of my cousins would also ask me to sit on his lap with his dick out.

Never ever said this out loud.
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>>24839455
>>24839773
>>24830113

So just talked to my dad he told me to go to my grandma's and he'll ask for a early deployment emergency leave. I was actually surprised he showed little to no emotion besides punching the plywood and calling her a whore. He told me he'll handle her and everything and there getting a divorce he said. I know he's upset but I believe I did right thing. He s talking to my mom right now and there screaming at each other. She just keeps staring at me like she wanta me gone. In any case thanks for the advice who knew 4chan would actually help me
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>>24822771
Where are you what city
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>>24839823
Well done dude. That must have been hard, but you did a good thing.
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>>24839823
Still alive, bro? Keep us updated if you can
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I've been a catfish online for 11 years now.
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>>24839823
God bless you, m8.
If you ever need something, email me.

[email protected]

It's a back up email that I check on a daily.
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>>24839823
I'm the guy that was flipping out saying to do the right thing if you didn't already know, my post Id changed so I figured I'd give you that bit of info. But for serious, I'll send shekels if you need something, brosef
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>>24822692
I'm really scared of deep water.
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>>24831894
One of my good friends did the same thing actually.
I'm going to be switching to a combat job in the military and hope for the best
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I love women, but sometimes I just want to spend all the time in the world dressed as a girl sucking dick and taking it up the ass, while balls deep in a girl's pussy.
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>>24839823
best of luck anon.
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>>24842186
Which group did your friend join up with?

YPG doesn't seem to have a foreigners only company anymore, which is a shame, because that would be a lot easier, to get paired up with other English speakers. They will train up people without military experience, which is a plus though.
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>>24825307
>>24825287
>>24826933

jesus fucking christ

wtf guys

im so happy i only have a brother and no sister
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>>24842177

who isnt
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I'm crushing on this girl, however she dated one of my roommates at one point (they're friends now and really have no feelings for each other) also she is a part of a very close knit friend group that I'm a part of. I don't want to make a move for fear that we break up/start to hate each other because that would tear up the group.
Should I shit where I eat?
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>>24842967
Fuck you. I eish i had a hot/pretty chill sister to fuck with instead of having an asshole brother that is in trouble with the law.
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>>24842569
It's possible. There aren't a lot of men IRL who'd be into MMF.

Chin up.
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sleep in these aImost every night
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>>24843110
How?
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My junk.
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>>24843110
You in a mental hospital, or got a Dom.?
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So, I wanted to take this girl out to dinner to celebrate her EMT Certification. But when I was texting her last night, the conversation never became suitable to ask her.

So, now I want to know what I can say to her, either to celebrate or more generic date type. (What ever works better) And also, when could I ask her? My last text to her was last night, there was no response past. (We did send ~20 messages total over 2 hours or so)
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Ya know, I wish you were here watching this bullshit and eating pizza. I royally fucked us up. I'm sorry.
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>friend introduced to neighbor who is like 5th or 6th grade
>we're 3rd grade
>we chill at her house
>everyone leaves except me
>I lay down on top of her hugging her
>I remember touching her underwear or butt when I hugged her on top
>move a month later
>I don't remember what she did to me but we did not get naked
>look at old pictures, damn I want her to rape me again
>LOTR COMES OUT...HOLY FUCK IT'S HER, LIV TYLER

the girl looked like Liv Tyler but of course it couldn't be her because she was like 25+

tfw when I was molested and almost had sex at or whatever the fuck was gonna happen at 10 years old. I 100% remember just laying in bed on top of her...I really wonder what she was doing to me
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>>24837041
This is why you don't send shit.
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When I was 19 I was driving drunk and hit a pedestrian. They died. I got away with it.
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>>24822692
i have phimosis and i suspect i have peyronie's disease
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>>24845179
Do you feel badly for it?
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>>24845234
Every day.
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>>24822692
i'm the pakistani that derails every skype thread
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>>24845069

You don't want to take her out to dinner to celebrate her EMT blah blah. You want to get nuts deep in all her holes and you're too shy to say it. If you like a girl you're friendly with just text and say...

>want to go out for drinks some time?

If she's interested at all she'll say yes, if she doesn't answer or she says no. MOVE ON TO THE NEXT THING.

If she says yes it doesn't mean she wants to get married. Take her for drinks, be yourself, make eye contact, be funny. Most importantly keep the drinks flowing, if she's not drinking she's not fucking you. If she's drinking then play it like James Bond and you'll get that little dick wet.

Fuck all other dating advice my dude. This is tried and tested.

If at first you don't succeed try, try and try again.
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>>24843110

>But how do you turn off the alarm clock?

Music plays
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>>24845290
Two issues here, I can't legally drink yet (She can though) and honestly, my goal with her is more of an actual relationship, and not just a quick fuck.

And well, this sorta sums it up with her. >>24836544
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>>24845300
Also, she is ridiculously shy
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>>24822771
Have fantasies of doing this to people,
Also have a gf that's into BDSM that I often really go over her limits as part of that fantasy
Also I have 3 different people facebook logins that I use to read their messages and manipulate them including my gf
I think I'm a pretty shitty person
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>>24845303

You're too young to be obsessing over one chick dude, why do you want a relationship with her? She might be fucking awful in a relationship.

You've just got to nut up and tell her you like her and you want to go to the fucking movies or whatever you kids do.

Be upfront but not rude, I was being facetious regards fucking. Just tell her you like her, you'd like to take her out on a date and ask if she's interested. Simple.

You can do it anon. Just text her.
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>>24845303

Learn some good jokes and how to tell them, get shy bitches laughing and you're in!
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>>24845329
Eh, I usually have no issue making her laugh. Inperson and over text. And I'm not funny at all.

>>24845322
I figured. I'll do it tomorrow, kinda late now. Just gotta figure out a good way of saying it.
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>>24844221
weII I don't use the mitts for when it is just me, also have a partner to help. I have the magnetic key around my wrist for solo nights - it's not THAT hard.
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I love my girlfriend but she is too fat for me to marry. She needs to lose at minimum 60lbs before I'd consider giving her a ring.

I've tried multiple times to encourage her to exercise and eat right. But the only way she'll do it consistently is if I'm doing it...unfortunately I'm already in shape and am extremely busy.

I've got about a year left before she starts panicking about engagement and questioning the relationship.

Feels bad man.

I'm currently eating the entire box of cookies she brought home so that she wont be able to eat any tomorrow.
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>>24823605
`and of all the places to "leak" this information you chose a dick board in 4chan?
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>>24845469
Could throw them out.
Put on weight loss shows all the time
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>>24845469
>I'm currently eating the entire box of cookies she brought home so that she wont be able to eat any tomorrow.
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I've wanted to be a female clear back as far as I can remember. I'm mentally stable enough to know that taking anything and/or surgery isn't the right move and would fuck my life up even worse. I suspect that being attracted to women helps, but I'm still fucking miserable with the thought that I'll never be the person I truly want to be.
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>>24845552
Why throw out perfectly good cookies. Like I said. I'm in shape. Average BMI, former college athlete. And when I'm into fitness- I'm obsessive. Hard cuts, extremely healthy eating weight lifting & sprints.

When I'm getting fit, its all I talk and think and read about. It drives her nuts and makes her very self conscious.

Its obvious I want her to lose weight. We're both pretty busy, but she is an emotional eater and a bit into instant gratification. So she'll eat fast food up to 5 days a week for dinner.

We're both professionals and as much as I hate to say it- appearance matters. I know she'd probably get a confidence boost if she lost the weight and it would likely help her career.

Additionally, I dont like to take her to work events and sometimes even friend events because I feel her weight reflects poorly on me.

>>24845592
She never gets mad about me eating food she brought home. But then again she usually follows this up with going out and buying more fast food.

I've also already tied together her weight loss and potential marriage...but I haven't explicitly said "I'm not marrying a fat bride".
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I can't be friends with women without having sex with them. Then I get bored with them. I've ruined four weddings and I don't even feel bad.
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>>24845802
I meant to say marriages
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>>24823161
I've gotten several guys divorced for meeting them for sex while I was 14-17 sometimes in my house, once while I was babysitting my 2yo brother over night.
>>24829486
Post kik
>>24829949
Depending on how tall you are I love sucking on balls and frotting
>>24830499
This guy is fake

I lost a full ride opportunity to university because I was addicted to playing league of Legends and hooking up with guys than doing my homework or going to class.
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I tell people I'm 17 but I'm actually 21
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>>24845819
>>24845826
Male or Female?
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>>24845069
>>24836544

Does this sound ok, given the other posts?

"You know, I think we should celebrate your EMT Certification. We should do dinner Wednesday night. What do you think?"
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>>24839823
>>24840891
>>24841165
>>24842169
>>24842175
>>24842912
So I'm still alive at my grandma's house now thanks for offering the shekels but I'm fine. My dad's waiting on a response from his command on a temporary leave. My mom still hasn't talked to me neither has my other side of my family on her side. My dad seems different now and seems depressed as hell. But he's gunna push through it. I currently have no internet on my laptop grandmother doesn't have internet so I'm on my phone. But thanks you guys
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>>24833490
Gee-zus Christ! MOM!
"Dad" is your husband, and brother is only 10 years old!
WTF are the neighbors going to think?
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I love sluts but Im otherwise a puritan. I think its pretty common actually
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>>24848150
That sounds ok
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>>24849506
Glad to hear you are doing ok anon., that's rough man.
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>>24850623
Eh, I sent something different.

Sent her
"Hey, congratulations again on your EMT certification, wanna go out to celebrate? Dinner's on me."

NO reply yet, been ~20 hours. I'll give it until tomorrow at at Noon, and if nothing what do I do?
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>>24851693
>of nothing what do I do?
Find a new girl to orbit
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>>24851730
..... I don't orbit her. That would imply that I am an emotional sponge for her to throw her problems at.
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I've got diagnosed with depression and I haven't told my adoptive parents (adopted me at 18, apparently it's ok to adopt grown up girls.)
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>>24845319
>Also I have 3 different people facebook logins that I use to read their messages and manipulate them including my gf

Nice.
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I'm condemned to a life of mediocrity and loneliness, and think about killing myself daily.
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>me 25 male, stable and comfortable situation
> parents' friends have a 17yo cute girl
> huge exam at the end of the school year for her
> her math teachers of the last two years were shit
> me proposing to teach her maths and physics (hardest themes for her)
> few afternoons of lessons later, we kiss.
> she : "that's wrong"
> me : "it felt good"
> proceed to fucking.
> keep fucking her every week.

Tldr :
> 25 yo male fucking the 17 yo girl and being paid by her parents "for it".
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i need someone to reassure me that i'm attractive because my boyfriend has no desire for me anymore.

he chooses to jerk off and contact other girls while i cook him dinner. instead wants me to fuck other men besides him. literally used the excuse of being too tired to fuck me the other night.

i am an attractive, not fat girl. why is this happening. why can't he just use my body like he used to.
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>>24852960
Have you considered breaking it off?

It doesn't sound like either of you are happy.
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>>24853000
yes but it's more complicated than just breaking it off.
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>>24853007
How so?
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>>24853027
i live with him and other stuff that's convoluted and probably two-sided.
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I don't know if I'm over thinking it, but maybe she is just very self conscious about her loose skin following major weight loss? She seems to have some, and did loose ~120 lbs. (Was probably a good 250-270 and is now probably 140-150?)
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>>24853770
Well. I mean, that might be preventing her from actually setting up a date, in case stuff gets a bit intimate, and her shirt comes off exposing it?
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I'm a passable trap who is god tier with make up and proportion. Chest is thick with some pretty decent titties. Went to the club last weekend and this really cute dude kinda backed me in the corner. Tried to pull me out and dance with me. Grabbed my sides, and I felt him up and shit. Rubbed his dick in his jeans and when he went to rub me ---- Ooops. Cat out of the bag.

He lingered around me for about an hour after being semi standoffish. But I'm a leo. A trap. Ii live off attention. So I was doing extra shit like grabbing him by the belt and pulling him back over to me. Licked his hand. Rubbed his dick some more. He was still getting all hard and shit for me. Offered to blow him outside, and I got what I expected:

"I only like women."

Insta-heartbreak.

Then why the fuck linger around me like some lost fucking puppy? Was I going to be the last resort come 2 am? This is probably what I'm going to be doomed with for the next five years.
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>>24854021
Ever consider not whoring it up at a bar, and leading him on? Doing one night stands with someone you jut met a couple hours ago at a bar, who is likely half drunk, isn't exactly a good thing to be doing you know...
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>>24829699
https://youtu.be/sGYQz7cy4Po
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Want to get fucked silly by a big dog
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Ready to stuff some holes (;
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Secretly hate everyone, even ones those i claim to love
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i have a extreme navel fetish. getting pinched (lightly no blood) gets me off in general but around the belly button area i go crazy. i will cum almost immediately if my belly button gets licked.
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I want to tie up my best female friend and raep her asshole, while her boy is forced to watch.
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I like it when my ex scratches me around my goatee, but I don't want to admit it to her because I always feel like a fucking kid for liking it.
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I would rather not be born.
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i blame my submissiveness in the bedroom on the limited "parenting but mostly doing whatever my wife says" role that my father played in my upbringing and the hugely exaggerated, domineering role that my mother held. this is extremely Freudian and nonscientific but i honestly can't come up with any other explanations. this wouldn't be a big deal if i weren't 6'1 and stocky and not-subby looking. idk it's hard for me to have really really gratifying sex without some sort of feminine control in play
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I'm into the idea of essentially being a chubby nerd's personal blowjob machine. Also into masks (ski or luchadore) and playful domination. Unfortunately I've never been able to find a chubby guy in a mask to tie me up, gag me with his sweaty socks and use me as a footstool while he plays my video games.
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>>24855522
Lol wat
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I'm in a long loving relationship but I want to cheat on her. I love her to death but there's something she just can't provide.
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>>24849506
Sorry to hear you going through this, but just know that your mother is in the wrong for what she did. She spent money that came from your dad meant for his family(meaning its your money too) on some stupid asshole she was fucking because she couldn't control her stupid self, and for putting all of the blame on you even though you did the right choice.
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>>24829718
Story?
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We can't keep doing this anymore. I was gonna eait until summer, but I think I should tell you now. You are getting way too much out of this deal than I am. You only made me cum a total of two times, while every session ends with at least you coming four times. Not only that, but we do stuff you want to do and when I suggest stuff you brush it off or immediately turn it down. Also, you are a dead fish in bed with the most vanilla of tastes.

Not only that, but I am becoming way too attached and I know you don't want anything serious, so I am cutting things off. And no, I don't think we will be friends anymore, even though that is just what I wanted since the start. You started all of this, you started the kissing and the fucking. I was just fine with being friends, and I really didn't expect this to happen. Dammit, why did you ruin a good thing? Why did you lead me on?
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>>24847639
I'm a guy
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I'm in a long term relationship with a woman. We got engaged last year and everything was going great, but it feels like, completely out of nowhere, I've lost all attraction to her and women in general.
I remember the exact point that it happened. We've had a pretty non existent sex life. Completely because of me, I thought I had a low sex drive, but we were fooling around and all of a sudden I was like "why the fuck am I doing this, I'm not enjoying this, this is awful".

I dated some guys when I was a teenager but when my parents found out I was beaten pretty bad. They kept a close eye on me after that. Any inkling of less than the perfect man I got beat again.
My fiancee and I got together a few years after that, we'd been close friends for years at that point. And she liked me so it made sense. We're really compatible people and care about each other a lot. The only thing that was am issue was intimacy.

I don't even know where I'm going with this. But basically I'm a piece of shit that became the love of somebodies life and now I'm going to rip it away.
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I am a 26 year old male who's in love with a 16 year old. I feel like I'm the most vile scum on earth yet can't kill the feelings dwelling inside me towards her.
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>>24857288
When I was 14 I was in love with a 29 year old. We had an online relationship that lasted a couple years and we still talk today occasionally. I was also involved with a 27 year old at that age.
I think it's a lot more common than people think.
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I spread my butt cheeks as mike honcho.
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>>24855599
male or female?
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>>24822692
yesturday evening I heard my very hot flatmate having sex, so I was peeping them trough the key-hole in her door.
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>>24857181
You probably don't want to hear this, but if it's not reciprocated and your sex life is non-existent, you're no more the love of her life than she is yours.

You're not doing her any favors by marrying her. She'll be upset; she'll feel betrayed. You did, after all, lead her to believe that you could be together for the rest of your lives.

But it's better she finds out sooner than later. You can't put on a show forever.

Godspeed, anon.
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Saging this one as I should have bothered to read up and include it in my last post.

>>24853451
Have you looked into other living arrangements? Are you both on the lease?

There are always people looking for roommates on CL, and some are decent arrangements if you're safe about it.
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>>24826605
I feel you.

I've been collecting the prescribed ativan that i can get scripts for. I'll have enough soon and it will be done.
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I have no friends anymore. They've all gone. I pushed them away with drugs and other means.

I think i have aspergers, at least ex co-workers think i have aspergers.

My boyfriend won't allow me to drink ever. I like having a beer by the pool occasionally, but if i do he won't talk to me.

Privileged problems i know, but they're the problems i have to work with.
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>>24858931
Yeah I know I have to tell her soon.
There's no better time than now anymore since she's not financially reliant on me.

I'm just a huge piece of shit and made my problems someone else's
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>>24858254
Male. ;-;
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>>24859099
It's the right thing to do at this juncture. You can't undo the past.

I don't think you're a piece of shit, anon.

>>24859087
>>24859068
Why do you want to die?
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>>24858471

Are you a male or female? Take pictures next time and post them here?
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>>24859087
why is your bf ok with you taking drugs, but not ok with beer?

What drugs you on?
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I'm a married guy and I hate my wife. She is clinically depressed and has severe anxiety. She recovered quite well years ago, and just about at the peak of her recovery, we met. We fell for each other and in retrospect probably rushed into a marriage.

Well for a while she has been off her normal med (they started causing some reaction) and been trying new ones that don't work. And she is literally a different person. She says when we met she was as good as she'd ever been..but she never told me that. So I fell for the very very best version of her, and apparently its all downhill from here.

I know none if it is her fault, she can't help what disorders she suffers from. But fuck, she should have told me the extent of it. She should have told me the extent of what I was getting myself into and I would have told her im sorry, i love you, but that's too much for me.

Fuck.
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I have a small dick. Self conscious about it all my life. Fucking sucks
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>>24830173
Honestly it sounds like you just need to have a in person physical relationship with someone. The longer you go on with this online stuff the more you'll try to fill that black hole that you can never filled, and all these things you're doing are just simulations of the real thing.

Reading your posts makes me think it would do a world of therapeutic good for you if someone was to just take you on a nice date. Somewhere like a museum or aquarium and just talk with you in person and treat you like a human being not some online interaction.

I know you mentioned that sometimes it makes you feel physically ill even just to think about it, but I think the best easiest and most straightforward way to curb your online problem is to experience the real thing.
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>>24822692
Still not over my ex, she died over a year ago. With new girl
Kick: solarian_IX
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>>24862120
Well you did take her for better or for worse, now you just gotta be patient and wait for her meds to get worked out again, and then have the better again.
>>
>>24863519
Doesn't seem like she will ever get better. It was pretty much a miracle that they found meds that worked.
>>
One time I stayed at a friend's place for a weekend when I visited her city. She had to work on the Saturday and left me alone in her apartment.

I fucked everything.

I sniffed her panties, I masturbated in her bed, I used her dildo on my ass.
Finally I ended up cumming in her shampoo bottle. It was the most horrible depraved thing I've ever done and I can't look at her today without remembering everything.
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>>24864232
That's super autistic, I hope you shoved her toothbrush up your ass too and licked it.
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>>24864344
If only I'd thought of it
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>>24864219
I hear ya man, but give it some more time, you know they found a combination before that worked, so it can be done.

A suggestion though, sometimes the generics don't work as well as the non generic drugs, so depending on what she was taking before that which was working, did they perhaps switch her to the generic and it caused the side effects? Might be worth suggesting to the Dr. if they continue to have a problem finding a combination that works.
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View this volafile room for an exposed male slave: 9ede85hr
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I want my GF to humiliate me and make me her male slave or sissy slut, but she is not of this kind of thing.
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>>24822692
I want to "adopt" a girl as a pet.
The idea of someone depending on me has always been alluring, in a master and pet sort of scenario.
It would involve shy girl who just wants to play video games the whole day and be taken care of when i come home.
She would wear diapers 24/7, slowly becoming more dependent on me for constant care, there would probably be spanking and various bdsm elements too.
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I don't think I'm over my first girlfriend, and it's been five years now since she dumped me. I've had other girls since, but the relationships are getting shorter and shorter. Last girl I saw I got sick of after a couple of weeks, and just stopped talking to her completely. I feel empty, but really turned on all the time too. I don't feel like I have any interest in women as real people anymore, I just want something to fuck and then throw away. I'm 29 this year.
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>>24826762
nice bush I like that
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