finally, I can make another one of these. about time, I missed

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Been posting an image for a long time but I guess I'll listen to people for once and word things more positively and see if it helps at all.

Me
>21
>Male
>Skinny-ish
>White
>Canada
>6'1 or 6'2 depending on how fucked up I want my posture to be
>Sleeps a lot
>I can cook well, but I'm not particularly great at much else
>I play a lot of video games, mostly stuff like the Dark Souls series, stealth games, and weeb shit like Danganronpa. I do play some multiplayer stuff though.
>Anime is okay but it has to have an interesting premise for me to really get into it.
>I really enjoy horror and spooky supernatural stuff. I like to do stuff like exploring spooky abandoned places for fun and go for a lot of walks at night, still generally stay inside all day though.
>Fairly antisocial and introverted, have kind of an awful time meeting people, so mostly I just shitpost.
>Occasionally pull mean anonymous pranks on people I don't like
>Kissless virgin
>Kind of crazy, can get a little obsessive depending on the person in question but it's not really a big deal
>Dislikes sports, but can play darts pretty well

Her
>18-23
>Anywhere
>Preferably skinny
>Pale is good
>Enjoys video games beyond Skyrim and Minecraft, anime, and sleep
>Dark or wacky dyed hair is the best but it's generally whatever
>Introverted
>Also likes spooky things
>Maybe a little snarky and mean, I find conversations with these kind of people a lot more entertaining.
>Likes to cuddle
>Monogamous, won't cheat
>Maybe also a little crazy
>Wants the kind of relationship where we just don't give a shit about much else besides each other and just spend all day fucking around doing random shit or messing with people for fun.

if you're interested in duct taping a harmonica to the bottom of someone's car so it makes a fucked up noise when they drive and makes them panic, hit me up.

Discord is what I mainly use now, and that's
>despairwave #8734

>sugar daddy thread gets loads of replies
>the good ol' /imt/ doesn't

I'll give you a bump OP

I am a 22 year old guy living and studying in Scotland, Dunfermline, which is an hour away from Edinburgh. My ideal mate is:

>18-24 year old female
>clever and intelligent
>curvy, big boobs, bubbly butt, thick thighs and/or wide hips
>independent, but willing to become into a housewife once I become into a successful actor
>honest, doesn't sugarcoat anything, either nice and cute or likes to appear in charge and serious, but is a sub in bed anyway
>a little bit kinky
>also wants to be my best friend, so we could chat, hang out, go out, watch movies, listen to music and play games
>likes to have long, deep conversations and arguements about anything, philosophy, politics, psychology, life, stories, events and decisions

Even if you don't fill everything (female only though) or only half, contact me anyway, I might like you either way.
Skype: g1ebguy
Kik: glebguy

Ideal girl:
>21-30
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>25, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>play in a tribute band to pass the time
>full time job, own a home, live alone

Kik/telegram: nazunalika
skype: on request
discord: on request

Him
Exists

>>24811011

You never know

>>24808636
Anyone who is just as lonely and friendless as I am. Literally would take anyone at this point as long as they fit that one criteria

>>24811078
You m or f?

>>24811102
Female

>>24811078

I fit this

24, male, english

>>24811078
the closest thing i have to a friend is a dark souls discord group

>>24809668
I fit this, but I'm mixed race.
Would that be a dealbreaker, Anon?

>>24811078
Kik is mrdespair1990, my only counter-criteria to yours is that you are at all clingy.

>>24811078
I'm friendless but not lonely because I don't want friends. Do I qualify? W-will you be my gf?

>>24808636
Me
21/M/NJ
6'
White
ISTP
Not fat, working out but not fit yet
Constitutionalist libertarian
Pc gamer
Gears of war semi pro
Computer nerd
Grease monkey (i work on cars)
Kinda introverted
Monogamous
Dark sense of humor
Somewhat intelligent
Dominant
Music taste is Metal, pop punk, rock and post hardcore
I like to talk and i actually respond

>Her
Shorter than me but it does not matter
Not a trans tumbler mentality ill nutjob
Moderately attractive
Pale or light skinned is preferred but not necessarily mandatory
Preferably thick (legs, butt and thighs)
Single obviously
Level headed
Preferably right wing politically but it doesn't matter
Caring
Submissive
Good sense of humor
Has goals in life or at least ambition
Monogamous
Preferably lives in America or is moving to America
Is okay with me playing games
Plays games, or is willing to play
Is okay with my nerdy bullshit (mtg, Warhammer)
Isnt swamped is cock from /soc/
Doesn't sleep around

I know that i wont get any responses so hmu if you just want to talk anyway

Thatstudsean

>>24811078
I usually post something like that when I'm in these threads, but I'm a male. Can you tell me a bit more about yourself before I try to contact you tho?

Male, 18, Asian

this is my first time participating in this kinda thing so it's exciting for meeeeeeee

I prefer:
>A female around my age, give or take a few years.
>Shy, at least shyer than me
>Being short and looking good in glasses is a plus
>Smart academically, so she can help me pass my courses
>Introverted
>Asian
>Not ratchet (lmao)
>Similar interests would be good, or if she can grow to like my interests that's perfectly fine. (League, anime, whatever)
>Cute, not overly seductive or sexy
>Clingy, attached

das bout it, I was excited about writing this at the beginning but now that I reached the end I realise this was a waste of time lol

Im so lonely and tired of not having anyone, I really hope this will pan out for me.....doubtful though

Me:
>25/M/MT
>average body
>white
>brown hair, beard
>6ft tall
>i cook really well,
>plays vidya
>watches alot of TV/movies because there is nothing else for me to do
>very introverted
>socially awkward, but i want friends....
>very affectionate

her:
>biologically female
>18+
>i dont care where you live, i prefer some one close, but no one lives here
>average body-skinny, some chub is ok
>i have a thing for redheads, but thats not a necessity
>plays vidya
>wants attention/is clingy
>introverted but will still wanna do things with me
>likes to cuddle
>loyal and trustworthy
>laughs at my bad jokes

those are the basics, if this sounds like you or your interested in me, shoot me a message, please.

skype: andrethegiantone1
kik: socthrower

>>24812622
Hey I'm also from MT.

I feel you, it's a tough game here unless you're out hitting the bar scene. Online is a terrible and small pool, too.

>>24812636
you are legit the only person ive ever seen on here from MT

And the bar scene doesnt really work for me....socially awkward and all that

>>24812640
We exist, we're just hard to find. I've found 406 in the area code thread maybe 5 times in as many years. Met someone on another thread a week ago and surprise surprise, they used to live in MT, too.

Try getting an MT date and telling them you don't drink, lol.

>>24812667
yeah, that usually doesnt work out so well

Me:
>male, 18, 5'10" tall, pretty skinny
>political centrist (more left leaning), agnostic
>beefing up & going to college for a criminal justice degree, planning on working my way up to SWAT
>love cooking, photography, playing bass/guitar, visting new places , & volunteering at animal shelters
>pretty well dressed
>has a part time job
>honest & loyal as hell
>introverted, kind of a spaz around certain (mostly new) people
Her:
>Preferably white/lightskin black/asian
>average looking or above.
>shorter than/just as tall as me
>skinny (not anorexic) to thick (not fat) is best
>shares at least two hobbies
>has aspirations, doesn't expect kids until later in life (30's-40's)
>wants to adopt as opposed to having kids
>HAS TO LIKE DOGS
>humorous & light hearted, but can be serious when necessary
>religion or political views don't matter as long as she's not die hard about either

Am I asking too much?

>him/her
>i guess if it was a girl i'd want her to be a little taller / bigger, like thicc amazoness
>if it was a guy, height doesn't matter, but anywhere from skinny->normal->fit would be good, but i don't really like muscular short guys unless they're taller than me (5'5")
>sexually a switch
>always very affectionate, doting, loving, likes expressing physical affection
>robust, down to go on adventures, not afraid of anything
>likes hiking, camping, wilderness aesthetics
>cool with a slightly /pol/ack sense of humour, nothing too serious (tho i did vote for trump)
>down with fighting games / retro FPS/RPGs, zelda and whatnot
>thoughtful, can carry on a good conversation about music or literature (i like lots of stuff, so anything from like classical music, folk music, punk, country, 19th century lit, myths, sagas, fairy tales, etc.)
>monogamous, but i'd be down with threesomes in certain cases
>interested in marriage / having kids (don't need to make a big commitment, but not a super huge slut / polyamorous / asexual / antinatalist), good with kids

i think that's it, i'm kind of chill with most people, i think people by and large are great

>>24813042
oh yeah down with dogs is a must

i got two of 'em and i put a lot of work into em so they're not going anywhere

>>24813042
hey, i actually match with everyting on this, im surprised,

add me, skype is andrethegiantone1

Guy here.

Her
>Not a manatee
>Isn't a NEET, has aspirations
>Isn't an insecure shut in or an arrogant "social butterfly"
>Monogamous but isn't too concerned with marriage/kids
>Has a personality, has interests and isn't a female version of a Chad
>Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets
>Bonus if alternative/gothy aesthetic
>White
>Is a satanist

Me:
>Half Norwegian
>Male, 18, 6'3, Skinny but not too skinny
>Politcally: Right wing, Religiously: Shinto
> 3 years of college for Archaeology, 1 for Human Osteology and Palaeopathology. I wanna be an Osteologist.
>like cooking, history, urban exploring, horror movies, n vidya.
>i dress ok
>i travel atm so no job til after colleg
>loya
>extroverted, and love meeting new people
Her:
>No racial preference.
>if she cute that good
>honestly dont mind height but tall girls are god tier
>as long as she isnt over 270 she good
>has a similar interest somewhere
>has medium to long length hair
>is loyal

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

ideal mate:
- not too ugly (not too hot either, preferably)
- not too fat (overweight is ok, even preferable)
- not too insane
- not too mean
- ddf

its too much to ask :(

>>24811505
Of course not, add me anyway.

Her:
>smart, down to earth, passionate about something
>not a total sjw
>little bit nerdy
>patient but also very ambitious
>not a gold digger
>well mannered
>silly humor
>preferably not too extraverted

Me:
>Entrepeneur, hard working, very good business
>introverted, respectful, ambitious
>tall

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Me:
22 m uk
0 confidence
Been called boyfriend/husband material in the past.
Her:
Anyone who would lower their standards to give me a chance

Let's try this again.

Me:
21year old college student
Still working on what I want to do but getting more of a grip on it. Pretty sure I want to be an electrican.
About 5'10"
Want to eventually travel and learn new languages and their cultures
Overweight but currently fed up with it and am finally doing something about it.
I can be into almost anything I think movie, song, or game wise except for new country and some rap.
Pretty open with everything.
Want to do more stuff outside of the house but am contempt with staying indoors.
I like most types of animals but am mainly a cat or snake person.
Black hair
Hazel eyes (I think, I don't really look at my eyes)
Scruffy beard but it comes and goes.
Want to learn and explore new things with someone.

Her:
I'm not really picky except for a few things.

What I don't want.
Her to be larger than me.
Her to be a cunt

If this were my perfect girl then this would be her:
Red hair
in at least moderate shape maybe on the fitter side.
Pale.
Freckles
(for looks it's basically a ginger but with literal red hair instead of orange.)
Likes playing games.
Likes doing stuff together.
Has a dirty sense of humor.
Likes cats
Likes watching cartoons/anime
Around my age so from about 18-late 20's
Doesn't drink or smoke (though I'm not apposed to it so long as it's not an issue)

That's about all I can think of.

Me:
>20 years old
>male, 5'10 or so, been getting /fit/ for a bit under a year.
>average/below average weight for my height
>in college studying animation
>part time job in restaurant business
>always honest and dedicates a lot of time to helping others
>extremely hard working
>enjoys being logical and nice
>witty sense of humor
>enjoys being well dressed/groomed
>enjoy cooking, music, camping, vidya (not so much anymore)
>can be a bit awkward but apparently it's a 'cute' type of awkward
>dark brown hair, sometimes short beard

Her:
>18-21
>height doesn't matter
>blonde or dark hair
>takes care of her self physically
>fairly smart. has an education
>single obviously
>caring, fun, funny, adventurous
>living in california is cool
>cuddly
>enjoys travelling
>is fine with me nerding out on occasion
>has goals and wants to go somewhere in life, and to be something
>enjoys loud music, usually older types
>likes getting frisky :^)
>blue or brown eyes

i just want to be happy with someone. i miss it

Here goes, I guess.
Me:
>Male,19,AZ
>Big, seriously.
>Enjoys singing, Playing video games, Ween shit occasionally.
>works at a traditional game store, going to college for CIS

Them:
M,F,Anything in between
>KInda nerdy at least
>Lives within a state or two of AZ
>Passionate about some kind of music.

here goes nothing
me
>almost 21
>male
>kinda skinny but working on it
>asian but living in ukraine
>5'7
>play vidya a lot(mostly online games, could be toxic but not that much), watch animu and read manga (mostly shounen)
>i can cook a bit, good with tech and drawing, trying to practice design (would drawing u doodles)
>funny (11/10 would make u laugh in a bad day)
>i'm pretty nice and caring (for everyone) but a bit too needy sometime, easy to blush and fluster if being tease
>never kiss a girl (still a virgin...)
>romantic (ish..)
>a bit weird but with all good attentions
>get sad sometimes
> like chill music
>likes hugging
>like cats
> a bit broken but still good


her
>18-23
>yea anywhere is fine
>skinny ish is cool~
>pale is also cool~
>shy is also cool~
>enjoying playing games and talk about it
>likes animu and weeb stuffs
>likes hugging and cuddles
>faithful and caring
>know to take care of urself
>can draw is a plus
>enjoy having me around and honest to me
>like cats too
i going through a rough times so yea i might get upset a bit sorry

kik: hi.im.tobey
sc: tobeygb

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Me:
>24
>New Jersey
>M
>kissless virgin
>white
>5'4"
>skinny
>short brown hair
>blue eyes
>conservative
>likes vidya, camping, hiking, travel, Dungeons and Dragons, and I recently got involved with anime. Basically a textbook lonely geek.

Her:
>around my age
>nearby
>skinny
>white or asian
>homely or dorky looking, not conventionally attractive
>dresses modestly
>little to no makeup
>similar geeky interests
>okay with dating Autismus Maximus

Looking for someone as abnormal as me so I can bee myself around her and have a meaningful, maybe permanent relationship with.

Kik: jmfit01
I'm so lonely. Please love me.

Me:
>23/M/Upper Central US
>Biochem Student
>Average body, 6’2”
>Golden medium length hair
>In-between masc and fem
>Work in a cancer research lab
>Live on my own
>Doing grad work soon
>Like to lift, especially lower body
>Like to play vidya to destress (OW, League, DotA, DS)
>Enjoys shitposting and bantering throughout the day
>Very romantic and monogamous
>Love to cuddle
>Very sexually submissive

Him:
>Lives in US or will eventually
>Bearish/Stocky. Bulky muscle is sexy
>Masculine but isn’t a dick
>Emotionally aware and supportive.
>Reliable as a person.
>Decently outgoing socially. Likes constant conversation and banter over alone time.
>Sexually and Socially dom
>Loyal, Romantic, Affectionate, and Monogamous
>Likes to play vidya as well or wouldn’t mind getting into a few casual games just for couples time
>Clingy and Possessive. Fairly attractive trait
>Wouldn’t mind lifting together eventually, would like for me to cook him dinners while he’s bulking


Kik: kekandace
Ask for skype if necessary

Me:
>29/M/UK Wilts
>Overweight gradually loosing it, 6'0"
>Short Hair, Brown
>Software Dev
>Introverted
>Live on my own
>Kind of dark sense of humour
>Enjoys playing and making Video Games
>Romantic
>Loyal
>Affectionate

Her:
>Lives in the UK
>Not bothered on size as long as she isn't a really large.
>Has a drive to better herself academically and physically.
>Supportive
>Loyal
>Kind of clingy but not to clingy
>Kinky but not to kinky.
>Likes gaming.
>Reliable
>Creative

Kik: lparkermg
Don't have Skype currently...

me:
>eastern blueboard
>bathes in self-cynicism
>ironic depression
>deficient in vitamin D
>sense of humor sucks
>self assured garbage
>I'm even putting anime on here
them:
>all of those things but you're female and like my jokes and my hair

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Ah let's see...

>Black
>21-27
>skinny or thicc is good but fat is a no-go.
>cute short stack around 5.0 or so
>smart, politically minded (anything but a democrat preferable)
>enjoys a good movie and vidya
>likes road trips
>Takes care of herself, responsible
>enjoys a good fuck, enjoys being intimate and being affectionate
>enjoys making fun of things
>sweet personality
>Has good family ties

alas, where i'm from there aren't really any blacks in general so this is a rather tall order

>>24813056
>>24813042
Where are you located perchance?

Me
Female
Submissive
Likes most movie genres
Likes metal
A spaz sometimes
Shy
Not always confident
Pretty nice
An intellectual
Pale

Him
Will be my sugar daddy
Isn't too pushy
Witty
Understanding
Chill
Patient

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>>24818586

>>24818586
Age/location?

>>24818617
19/us

>>24818586
Can I be your intellectual sugar daddy? I'll fund you to write philosophical texts.

>>24818649
East or west coast?

>>24818675
East but I'm more looking for ldr
>>24818667
I don't see why not

>>24818586
How do I contact you?

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>>24818695
Excellent, intellectual sugar daddying works well long distance. Do you think you could be as intellectual as Sasha Gray?

>>24818695

That's fine, I was just asking because of timezones.

Is
>>24811114
>english

long distance enough.

>>24818710
No I'm psuedo as fuck

>>24818710
Maybe a bootleg version of s g

>sugar daddy shit

oh come on take it to the fucking sugar daddy threads I'm trying to get a gf here

>>24818723
How much of a discount can I get in light of your subpar intellectualism?

>>24818717
Great then my contact is
>>24818703
[email protected]

>>24818730
Oh fuck off that's not the idea of the thread you cuck

>>24818757
it's more the idea of the thread than two fuckwads negotiating sugar daddy terms

there are l i t e r a l l y threads for specifically that.

>>24818752
>email

Got a Kik or Skype instead?

>>24818762
I've been in one of those one time and they seem really insensitive with no personality
You're acting like a diagram daddy doesn't count as an ideal mate for someone
Yet it's acceptable for thirsty twats to list how they want some anime whore to cook and practice necrophilia on

>>24818790
alright fine you got me there

>F
>20-29
>Into good lit (Joyce, Borges, Vonnegut, Bolaño, DFW, Cortázar, Chekhov...).
>Into music and has good reasons for liking the music she likes.
>Into movies from all times.
>Dislikes small talk.
>Likes long conversations.
>Has her own substantiated opinions (probably not religious, but if she is, she has 'good' reasons).
>Sexually open minded.
>Drinks.
>Smokes weed or doesn't mind about other people's smoking.
>Not obese, nor extremely thin.
>Hates dogmatic thought.
>Loves to travel (even if she can't right now).
>Speaks more than one language.

Eh might as well

Me:
>21/M/West Coast
>Play and listen to a lot of music, love going to shows. Applying for jobs in the music industry
>Last semester studying politics in college. Enjoy debating ideas though I try to be open minded to different points of view
>Bit of a foodie and can cook somewhat decently
>Dry, kinda sarcastic sense of humor
>Enjoy going on adventures, whether it be exploring the city or going hiking
>Competitive, though not always the best, when it comes to games (both vidya and board games)
>Posting this on 4chan so obviously a bit of an internet nerd I guess

Her:
>18-23
>Race doesn't matter
>Preferably has a creative hobby
>Independent
>Affectionate
>Fun to be around and take places
>Similar sense of humor is a plus

kik: itmesci

dream girl:
-virgin (no oral or anal)
-wants 4-6 kids
-will stay at home and raise those kids
-extremely submissive, takes daily spankings
-wears mostly skirts and dresses, very rarely wears jeans

too bad that doesn't exist anymore

>>24813042
I think i fit with many points
Add me
Kik ; Utulululu
Skype; carmeau1

Me:

Him:
>20-25
>above 5'6
>race doesn't matter, white is ideal
>"dad-bod"
>Goofy, has a sense of humor
>kind of crazy
>Internet/Computer savvy
>MUST BE DORKY/NERDY PLEASE
>Likes anime, cartoons, art, music
>Enjoys staying indoors goofing around, watching shit, laughing but doesn`t mind going out either
>Has a goal in life (career, etc)
>come to conventions with me
>let me watch you play video games, sometimes join in

Me:
>F/20
>Canada
>5'2
>small, thicker bottom
>introverted, sometimes leaning extroverted
>loves all genres of music
>volunteers at anime cons
>average cook
>BIRD FANATIC
>crazy, loud, whatever, i make yt vlogs
>really shy, it'll take me like half a year to warm up to you
>is okay with not seeing/talking to you everyday, but also would be clingy as fuck if you enabled me to do so
>childfree
>average gamer
>VFX industry
>enjoys the occasional joint
>likes to drink socially
>sometimes gets really anxious/depressed

>>24818987
>dad bod
Is someone going to finally accept me for all my hair and bad puns

>>24818987
Think I fit this. >>24813393
Here's my Skype if you wana talk darthcheif.
Would love to talk, play vida games and watch movies together.

>>24818987
If only you were in England

>>24818987
Yeah, I fit all of that to a T.
>22
>6'
>Holland Society level of white
>Had to look up dad bod... yup
>Goofy as a dog and as a goober
>Mad Scientist kind of crazy
>Very internet/computer savvy, it's my youth, culture, and industry
>DORKY/NERDY and proud of it
>Anime, cartoon, check. I enjoy art/music but I don't follow the scenes
>Indoor preference but I love to go out once in a while. With things like bowling I tend to get pretty competitive even though I'm not that good
>I have a great career
>I can commentate while playing games even, hopefully you could to.

I've even been trying to find a convention to go to this summer and have been looking at Anime North.

Really you seem pretty awesome in every category, and I'll bet your post will get a good number of replies. If you want to chat you can get me at skype: Adlil234 or Kik: ShinyChiaotzu, or ask for contact on some other media.

>>24818987
I FUCKING LOVE BIRDS
POST CONTACT INFOS

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Me
>18/f/WI
>into fashion and art (aesthetics)
>goofy
>extroverted
>Freshman in college
>Enjoys champagne
>Adventurous
>open to music but currently digging Anderson Aaak
>affectionate/intimate
>I haven't used 4chan in months desu but winter break boredom has gotten to me, just looking to meet cool people.
you
>18-22
>tall (6'+)
>Funny/ will joke with me
>Not NEET
>will go on adventures with me (roller skating, hiking, blah blah)
>Likes driving bc driving gives me anxiety also I'm a great passenger bc I have apple music
>Has some interest in fashion and/or art
>will be my best friend
I deleted my kik awhile ago so snapchat is abazaba14

>>24812885
Contact?
I'm>>24819568

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>>24818987
Psssst hey women I fall into everything and get this, I'm also in Canada. Pls notice me fampai

>I'm 26/m/straight
>5.11 160
>Brown hair blue eyes a bit athletic
>play drums and guitar
> love all kinds of music
>great at cooking but hate to
>own my own company with my brother
>I'm easy going
>fed. A people person

>I enjoy all women

Red_Floral is my kik

>>24819568
>Has some interest in fashion and/or art
>tall (6'+)
>apple music
just move to california where all the gay men are and you can find this kind of man easily

>>24818586
what kind of relationship are you looking for?
i'm really far from you, i don't think i can ever meet you irl.
a ldr with me would be more like an online-only relationship: watching movies and listening to music together, text chatting (sorry, i'm shy to and i don't really like to talk) and maybe video chat and sharing nudes when we are comfortable enough.
i don't think many people may like something like this. if you may like something like this, i can post my stats and let's see if i like you.

>>24818987
kik: fisch246
snapchat: ceadeusviktus

>>24819770
Sure

Me
>6'1''
>18
>normal dick(?)
>no sense of humor
>likes sailing, skiing, driving, reading
>would like to do more excersise
>skinny, haven't weighed self in a while, prob normal/skinny now.
>brown hair, hazel eyes
>biggish nose, not jewish
>favorite animal is turtle
>liked reading the Katurran Odyssey as a kid
>virgin, lel
>ask me what else ya wanna know


Her
>At or below height, maybe even slightly taller.
>skinny/normal body type
>white
>same-ish age
>nice face(?)
>nice body(?)
>not incredibly liberal, not incredibly conservative.
>not trans, just the real, genuine article

internet shit in yosemite, reply with kik and i'll make sure to get back to ya

>>24813539
Contact?

>>24820095
Me:
>24 M straight
>really skinny and pale
>long hair
>student
>like movies and i listen to any kind of music
>shy, lonely and not self-confident at all
>i will not pay you or gift you anything, if that's what are you expecting from your sugar daddy

Her:
>biological girl
>preferably small and skinny, maybe pale too, but i'm up for anything
>clingy, since i'm lonely
>capable of starting convertions
>someone who may like to tell me how was her day and who like to share her feelings to me (i can try to comfort you when you need)
>someone who like to talk a lot and watch films with me
>text chat and pics/vids sharing when we are comfortable enough.
>maybe lonely too. i don't like the idea you're talking to many other guys, i want to feel kinda special for you (i will do the same)

it's hard for me to find conversation topics. if that's your problem too, don't bother to ask my contact... i will not be able to talk.
well. maybe i'm not as dominant as you wish.

diffrent id because i'm from my phone now

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Me
>Male, 19, Canada
>Recovering fatass, currently lost 74 pounds and working on getting /fit/
>Eastern Orthodox Christian
>Working on obtaining high pay, government job with benefits
>Like horror movies, reading non-fiction, and some vidya (kind of burnt out on it unless playing with friends)
>Pretty self-conscious but it's gotten a lot better over the years
>Don't really care about sex, just bored being alone

Her:
>chill
>not a pompous cunt
>preferably white

I don't even know what ideal or perfection would be. If I did I'd probably go out and find it.

>>24820431
contact info? not the same girl but i'm looking for something similar to her and i fit your description almost exactly.

>>24820545
awww...
i just made a kik for you. throw.away123

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I've always pictured my dream girl to be a kind and motherly woman, who possesses a strong sense of self respect and deep seated loyalty to those she care for. She'd have a fiery spirit and an energetic demeanor, maybe even going as far as to be a bit of a tomboy. She'd be a bit of an antithesis to my more laid-back and stoic demeanor. She'd be someone who'd be just as happy biking across a country with me as she would be cuddling up with a book or a movie on a cold snowy night.
She'd would listen as well as she could talk, and she'd have patience and stubbornness enough to match my own.

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basically pic related in looks and personality/beliefs.

[spoiler]very rare sadly. sorry for posting you, ash.[/spoiler]

>>24820690
I'm interested. Do you have any way to talk?

>>24820703
he's posting about his ideal mate, that's not him/her

>>24820703
im male and my pic related is who i'm looking for.

>>24820705
yeah.

>>24820705
>>24820708
Ah. well now I feel stupid.

>>24820726
No worries. I got my hopes up that you were a girl like in my pic, hahaha.

>>24820730
lol.

>>24818865
me but im not a virgin please take me dady

>>24818987
POST CONTACT

i want a cute twink-like guy that is 100% straight. if anyone is like this , please lmk.
must be fashionable, skinny/thin, nice clear skin

>>24820948
would 100% volunteer but I'm not gay or into weird gay conversion and am only into girls so, whatever i guess

>>24818987
I fit on many point :)
M/20
Add me
Kik Utulululu
skype carmeau1

>>24820961
umm i dont mean gay conversation just look gay

>>24820743
Post kik

Me
>6'1
>20 yrs
>caucasian
>dirty blonde
>poor
>skinnyfat
>plays vidya and tabletop
>likes to cook, (not particularly skilled at it)

Her
>shorter and lighter than me (shouldn't be hard)
>red hair is cute
>so are freckles
>patient
>loyal
>is ok with not going out for dates
>will play vidya or tabletop with me
>as sexual as I am (1-2 a day?)
>ok with me not being religious
>around my age

>>24820987
I sort of look like that i think.
I'm 120lbs, long hair, people joke at work that i'm gay, and they might mean it too. I've had guys hit on me and call me cute before, i have feminine mannerisms, and a somewhat feminine body.
Also i recently got a full body wax so i have nice smooth skin.
I'm not into guys though.
Where do you live?

Me
>22/heterosexual/male/new york
>5'10'', caucasian, dark brown eyes and hair, slender, well dressed
>Into film, food, literature, music, plants, occasional vidya, travel and whatever else
>Studying English lit and philosophy, transferring to med school, work at a bookstore and hospital
>Whole BUNCH of adjectives

Her
>5'6'' or shorter, pocket sized cutie
>Healthy weight, hygienic, into fitness
>Submissive, into taking frequent spankings

Idk I made this in like a sec, say hi if you want

Kik and sc are unsafeword

>>24819568
2cute 2bh

>>24820545
>>24820577
bumping

Me
>20/f
>5'1
>average/athletic build
>blue eyes and long brown hair
>overachiever
>likes anime, vidya games are cool too
>huge nerd
>wants to go to grad school
>really into shakespeare
>really really into medieval times
>loves adventures
>still wants to cuddle up and stay in too
>hiking, fishing, and camping are always a yes
>very kind and caring
>supportive
>will love s/o with everything in me
>not clingy am independent
>listen to any music except for country

him
>5'6 or taller
>average build
>intelligent
>huge nerd
>bit of a weeb
>has same interests
>is driven
>likes travelling
>wants to go out an do things
>is fine staying in
>can cook
>supportive and understanding
>is driven in his career
>long hair is a major bnous

>>24821734
I'm everything except the can cook part.

My skype is baldrvargr

>>24821734
when you say medieval times, what time period? Close to post-roman empire, or much farther down the line?

>>24821769
any really, I love history in general. I prefer ruther from the Roman, my specialty lies in like 900-1600

>>24821745
>don't really use Skype
kik lady_pendragon

>>24821776
>in general
russian history?

>>24820993
harshnoise11

>>24821776
Good taste. I love medieval stuff too. Kind of 1200 to 1500 for me because that's the height of knightliness, chivalry, jolly peasants, all that kind of shit.

Me
>18, male, UK
>Bright ginger hair, pale, skinny (healthy but kind of close to being underweight), about 6'0"
>Recently finished education, taking a gap year before (hopefully) going to uni
>Worked in retail until recently, shop got shut down on the 4th, looking for new job
>Love history, especially medieval, and fantasy stuff
>Try to be polite, sometimes a little quiet and shy, but not super awkward
>Indoorsy but like going out with friends to have a drink and a laugh
>Like taking drugs and going to raves
>Play vidya and PnP, read books, write
>Like lots of music, especially dadrock and metal, drum and bass, synthwave, Florence and the Machine
>Scared of rejection
>Mildly gender dysphoric

Her
>Close to my age
>Has a nice butt and thighs, not super short
>Pretty, long hair, nice eyes
>Good sense of humour, doesn't get weirded out easily, not afraid to talk about dumb or gross stuff; left of center but not easily offended
>Assertive but knows I won't let her walk all over me
>Loyal
>Likes or tolerates nerdy stuff, but not a screeching nrrrd grrrl
>Likes or tolerates drugs
>Cuddles
>Does cute nicknames, even as a joke (last girl I liked called me good boy and princess, made me very happy)
>Wants me to be a boyfriend, not a daddy: both of us have emotions and need support, I'm not just there to look after her
>Not a boring, passive fuck who needs me to socialise on her behalf and plan everything for her
>Not a submissive. Doesn't need to be a dom or even into d/s dynamics, sees sex as something intimate and fun, willing to laugh about it, preferably not vanilla
>Likes cats

Her: Turbo Fetish Edition
>>As above but:
>Older than me (about 5 years)
>Taller, stronger, thick, blonde
>Caring and dominant: don't want a 'mommy,' I want to work and pull my weight but I crave the feeling of being looked after, protected, even owned
>Initiates sex
>Gets me drunk or fucked on purpose so she can do what she wants with me
>Calls me good boy
>c u d d l e s
>Likes Disney films

>>24818987
Sounds too good to be true, but I want to believe

Kik: Niko.G13
Snapchat: nikolajgriffin

>>24818987
>im:
>>20-25
>>above 5'6
>>race doesn't matter, white is ideal
>>"dad-bod"
>>Goofy, has a sense of humor
>>kind of crazy
>>Internet/Computer savvy
>>MUST BE DORKY/NERDY PLEASE
>>Likes anime, cartoons, art, music
>>Enjoys staying indoors goofing around, watching shit, laughing but doesn`t mind going out either
>>Has a goal in life (career, etc)
>>come to conventions with me
>>let me watch you play video games, sometimes join in
im almost everything in this
i dont have dad bod.. yet

>>24816375
i wanna see your hair

>>24822868
We'd have to make a trade. Pics of my terrible long hair are a rare commodity

another one of these, eh? fine, i'll throw in my lot

me:
>28/m/us
>white
>5'11
>between chubbyfat and builtfat, but carry it well
>introverted but can socialize well with the right people
>likes vidya and cooking
>into cuddling and other generally romantic stuff
>metalhead
>equally comfy at home or adventuring

her:
>20-35
>female
>ethnicity doesn't matter
>chubby/chunky
>shorter than me
>doesn't have kids
>not a whore
>be alive

my standards aren't particularly high. kik me @ blutard if you want to talk

bumping thread

>>24818987
Hey friendo, I'm just about everything you listed, if you're still around, I'll drop my skype.

I'm
>25
>5'11"
>Chubby and hairy, I guess that's a dad-bod
>EXTREMELY serious about everything
>probably insane
>I used to build computers and started school as a CS major, but I'm p rusty
>See above
>Anime is pretty neato
>Who doesn't
>I'm finally finishing my degree now, and it feels pretty gr8
>Yes please
>Yes please

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Me
>20/Male/White
>5'6"
>Shaved head
>Really REALLY dark eyes
>Skinny
>Artist and aspiring Art Teacher
>loves Super Smash Bros and Dark Souls
>likes exploring new places and going hiking and stuff
>gets super nervous around people
>Really likes super weird stuff
>Anime trash
>110% Dork
>Really likes food

Her
>Female
>Big eyes
>Big Dork
>Sweet/loving
>Understanding of my anxiety
>Will be a weeb with me
>Cute butt
>Has a Sense of humor
>Either Skinny and petite so I can pick u up, or a lil bit of cute chub so I can squish your cheeks
>Willing to go on random drives for menial reasons with me or hang out with my friends and I
>Sexually flexible and willing to try stuff out just for the sake of trying it
>Monogamous
>At least intelligent enough to theorize about random shit w me
>Glasses are kind've a plus

This is just random shit I think is really cute with girls.

My kik is Solaticgear if you're wondering I guess.

>>24824288
>kind've

Me:

>20/m/France
>1m96
>In metal (my principal style) A day to remember, Alestorm, Rise of the northstar, Eluveitie, the ghost inside, Ghost Bc and the classic ACDC, Metallica, Iron maiden etc.
I also listen some Celtic folk music and some lofi.
>Into outdoor stuff: traveling, walk, bmx, slackline
>love being outdoor
>also love to stay in playing vidya or listen music
> play a little drum and guitar
> Open minded

Her:

>With the same interest

Kik : Utulululu
Skype : carmeau1

>>24821781
U never replied
I'm everything in this

Me:
>raging alcoholic
>loves cocaine
>terrible person

Her:
>raging alcoholic
>loves cocaine
>terrible person

honorable mention: thinking drinking and driving is not bad.

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skype is propane.accessories
kik is pr0pane

>>24825720
Yes i use colloquialisms sometimes.
Glasses are cute man.

Oh boy I havent done one of these in a long time.

Me
18/m
>White
>5'11" / 180cm
>Really short blonde hair. Like 1.5 cm short.
>145lbs. / 66kg (super skinny)
>Enjoys vidya such as Persona, Overwatch, Final Fantasy and everything related to classic Sega
>Lover of all types of music (and I mean ALL TYPES)
>Majoring in IT
>Really into the occult
>Doesn't watch TV or movies really
>Not /r9k/

Her
>18-23 or up to like 27-28 if you're into moderate age gaps
>about my height or a couple inches off in either direction
>medium to slightly thicc biuld
>Enjoys the same hobbies I do (vidya, reading, music)
>Isn't too emotionally fragile. (I am brutally honest sometimes)
>Is also brutally honest with me

If you want to chat you can kik me at supagaijin

me
>21/f
>really short. like 5ft exactly
>bit thick (hips, legs), but not super thin either
>big glasses
>dark dark hair
>good job and schooling track
>likes shit animu and casual gaming
>wears frilly shit. like all the time.
>likes spooky

him
>older than me
>some college/a good job
>height doesnt matter
>has some self confidence in their looks
>is willing to watch my bad anime with me and show me good ones
>likes spooky shit
>doesnt mind me dressing up all the time/likes how i dress

>>24826973
kik :supertrooper321
white m 23
you sound beautiful and id love to talk more about what games you play

>>24820948
kik?

>>24826973
I'm >>24824288 and you sound perfect! Contact info (or just hit up my kik : Solaticgear)

>>24826973
I'd love to know what games you play and what type of shit animu you like. I may like them as well though I haven't watched any in a while. around the same age I could be older though not really sure. What type of spooky do you like?
This is me>>24813393
If you want to know any more let me know.

>>24826973
Marry me

>>24826973
>>24827014
>>24827017
>>24827025
kik- spookydesu

>chubby
>big tits
>lactating
Besides personality compatibility, that's it. Shit like hair color, height, etc. means nothing to me.

Hmm not sure if this'll even work or if it gets looked at

23 male
Average size but going to the gym everyday..
white
America Central time
Currently looking for a job just graduated but I should have a really well paying job in march. Private Security (not mall cop) or Law Enforcement.
Took some cooking classes so now I'm an awesome chef
I watch pretty much everything anime normal tv, just won't watch reality tv stuff.
I play video games with my free time. Not much of a party person.

Her:
What I'm looking for is preferably a neet or shut in to take care of, have kind of a hero complex so listening to you vent is cathartic and I enjoy helping others, 20s live anywhere I'd prefer long distance for a while. I have internet friends of my own so kinda need to integrate with them, of course I'm sure you have your own clique. Also Hope you like table top sim overwatch and watching bad movies while we get plastered!

>>24827339
I feel like I meet the majority of what you're looking for. The biggest difference is that I'm chubby, though I am currently attempting to lose it.
Here's me if you're interested. >>24813393

>>24827339
what's up cuck, >>24826280

Her:
not super fat
Virgin
Likes music
Doesnt take life so serious

Me: m/18/east coast
Read above

>>24826973
>older than me 22
>some college/a good job ESL Teacher
>height doesnt matter 180cm
>has some self confidence in their looks (Kinda)
>is willing to watch my bad anime with me and show me good ones (I don't watch a lot of it because I don't know what to watch first)
>likes spooky shit
>doesnt mind me dressing up all the time/likes how i dress

>>24814714

>Lives in US or will eventually (Maybe in the future)
>Bearish/Stocky. Bulky muscle is sexy (I don't have time for exercising)
>Masculine but isn’t a dick (Define masculine)
>Emotionally aware and supportive.
>Reliable as a person.
>Decently outgoing socially. Likes constant conversation and banter over alone time.
>Sexually and Socially dom
>Loyal, Romantic, Affectionate, and Monogamous
>Likes to play vidya as well or wouldn’t mind getting into a few casual games just for couples time
>Clingy and Possessive. Fairly attractive trait (Not that possessive, ykwim)
>Wouldn’t mind lifting together eventually, would like for me to cook him dinners while he’s bulking

>>24808636

Me
> 22/ m
> Like alternative, classic rock / Love OSTs
> Amateur photographer / Filmmaker
>Speak 4 languages
> College completed / have a job
> I like tech stuff
> I'm not fat, but not thin either
> 179 cm
> Play the guitar and the piano
> Videogames are my thing (Open world games, or with deep stories)
> I'm introverted at the beginning
> Sometimes people think I'm an arrogant but it's because I like to act in a sarcastic way sometimes.
> My self esteem's been growing for these two years already
> I went to the psychiatrist once... I had... Crippling depression hahaha. jk but yeah, I went there for a few days.
> I see myself as a family guy sometimes, and I think it's nice, for some reason I like being responsible, even though I don't have kids.
> I like to think about stuff in a future.

Sure why not. Basically I want a girl that's into manga and games. Good sense of humour and sarcastic, intelligent. Red hair would be a big plus. a little chubby even bigger plus. We would be able to talk for hours about the weirdest and stupidest stuff with no reason but the fact that we enjoye having a conversation with eachother

him
>18-20
>blonde hair
>thin and toned
>an attractive boy
>6'+
>dresses cool
>more extroverted than me and good at socializing
>in college for a science profession and fairly intelligent, academically, emotionally, and practically
>ambitious, good life prospect
>left-leaning socially
>interested in music/can play/can read music
>watches anime
>enjoys reading/literature
>very funny/sarcastic/charismatic
>gives me space when I need it
>a city boy
>a good dancer
>can cook and likes to
>will play games with me and never rage
>has a good favorite ice cream flavor

me
>18/f
>in college for science/tech
>I think I'm intelligent, at least a little
>5'3", very thin, asian
>into anime and games but it doesn't bleed into my irl much
>INFP if that says anything
>dresses decently well (I hope)

>>24828126
This describes me pretty well honestly.

So long as mint chololate chip is a good enough flavor of ice cream :P

Message me on kik at supagaijin if you want.

Me
>white
>trying to just set up and live normal
>frugal/cheap, not into serious spending for nothing
>plan to be a homeowner soon
>like to build and fix my own things
>interests include stuff from on road off road motorcycling to antiqueing. I like everything old.
>average person all around i guess

Her
>open not secretive and enjoys conversation
>doesnt use things as weapons such as other men, money, sex, or public perception.
>if things are rough either emotionally or money wise, wont curl up in a ball and make shit worse
>somewhat independant. Like i dont expect you to make six figures, but aside from general living expensives and occasional luxuries, anything excess you want must come from you
>average looks, any race is fine, more into connection than your looks. Id be more attracted to a perfect 5/10 who enjoys my company than a using cheating lying 9/10 stunner.
>enjoy the small things, like seriously, you only get a limited number of days.

I guess the ideal/dream woman would be someone who isnt a land whale or thin stick, someone who isnt a SJW, and someone who will not hurt me or others around her for enjoyment.

>>24828316
Most mention physical stats i didnt
>white
>6'2"
>everyone says im stacked, as in im not fat, but im just a very big person, one person described me as a moving wall.

>>24821734
What's your favorite food?

>>24828348
Fat bastard

>>24820431
im kinda clingy too but i ending up scaring people off...

>>24828803
same person, different id cause i'm from the phone.
yeah, i get scared pretty easily and sometimes i freak out for no reasons. the last and only time i actually tried to get an "online gf" i made her feel bad for no reasons and she deleted me when i tried to explain.

i explicitly told her i don't want to use the mic. when i sent her a vocal message just because she wanted to listen to my voice, i spent literally 30min to do it properly. i mean... i'm this scared.

we agreed our relationship should be just friendship, but when she told me she had a great day because she talked with a guy that ia more than a friend i didn't know what to say and she didn't take it well. i still feel bad for my reaction.

i made that post just because sometimes i'm feeling really lonely, but i don't know if i'm extrovert enough to make it work. and you're probably not clingy enough for my taste either.
you know my user tho. if you want say something, i'm here.

>>24822120
>knightliness, chivalry, jolly peasants, all that kind of shit.

So... fairytales?

i cant even describe her correctly.
she would be kind and caring and a little dominant, or more specifically i would like a girl who was somewhat neutral meaning a swich, that we could switch off on power.

it would be really cute but we would also curse at each other and just generally be unfilteres degenerates.

also being smart or at least being able to understand my views and thoughts and feelings is important. im very complex and my ideas are often scattered, so i need someone who is easy to deal with.

looks dont matter much i have very varied tastes.

>>24829368
I like an idealised, fairy tale kind of view of medieval life, yeah, but I still like the reality and the reality could still be happy. Despite what Game of Thrones and other grimdark memes would have you think, people were allowed to be happy before the industrial revolution.

>>24828316
10/10 list, really hope you find her.

>>24822889
i'm sure we can come to a mutual agreement

>>24829496
>Despite what Game of Thrones and other grimdark memes would have you think, people were allowed to be happy before the industrial revolution.

Did you just use Game of Thrones which is set in a Fantasy world to make a point about the reality of medieval life?

>>24829605
>lacking reading comprehension
No you fuckwit. The other guys response to me saying I like the positive parts of medieval life was "hurr durr you like fairy tales" as if that shit has no basis in reality. Fucking everyone seems to think (because of dumb shit like Game of Thrones) that medieval life was all doom and gloom all the time, when really life wasn't too bad for a lot of people. I'm aware that aspects, even a great deal, of it was fucking awful but that doesnt mean I'm not allowed to like chivalrous knights and happy peasants.

>>24829633
> calling me a fuckwit
> claiming I lack reading comprehension
> making up some stupid shit

>when really life wasn't too bad for a lot of people
Life in the middle ages was awful for the huge majority of people.

>happy peasants

AHAHAHAHA
you fucking moron.

>>24829644
Oppression does not entirely exclude happiness from peoples' lives. If you lived in a good part of the country and your lord wasn't too much of an asshole then you could get a pretty stable life where you farm part of the year then spend the rest of the time tending to your veggies and enjoying the 100+ religious holidays everyone was entitled to.

Not all peasants were exactly the same, either. Yeah if you're a serf or a villein you've got the short end of the stick but there were plenty of reeves and yeomen who, by the standards of the time, were comfy as fuck.

Happiness wasn't invented in the 20th century memehead.

>>24829711
Wow, you're deluded.

What was the average life expectancy of a person?
How filthy was it absolutely everywhere?
How likely were you to die from simple things like bacterial infections or the plague?
What do you think happened when you got your period and you weren't the king's daughter?
What do you think happened if you were accused of being a witch?

I could go on..

God, people that romanticize the middle ages are the most deluded fucking people on this planet.

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>>24808636
Me:
>19
>Male
>Fat (like really ~150kg)
>virgin in any aspect
>sardistic bastard
>play a lot of video games

Girl i desire:
>Big tits
>also fat or at least chuby
>isn't one of those whores on facebook
>has to understand that i love viodeo games and my friends
>preferably (a lot) older than me. 30-40 is ok

>>24811108
Maxwell21213 on kik

Me:
>21/m/northeast
>white, not the tallest, long brown hair and brown eyes
>educated
>mostly agnostic, but with some religious tendencies
>does not smoke, do drugs, watch television, or drink much alcohol
>intelligent

Her:
>no television, smoking, or drugs; minimal alcohol (especially if you are younger than me and living in the USA)
>passive/quiet/meek, loyal, kind, lawful, straightlaced
>petite, long hair
>slightly religious but not very religious (preferably Jewish or maybe Christian)
>vegan
>non-political, or failing that libertarian or right-wing
>financially independent, assuming you are of an age which you would be (i.e. if still in college or just after, it's not a big deal, but if you're older than that it'll be more of an issue), and employed in a field which pays reasonably and has good job prospects
>educated or in school becoming educated
>monogamous
>extremely intelligent (143+ IQ would be ideal)
>probably does some sort of art on the side as a hobby but does not do it as a job
>doesn't affiliate with any particular subculture

Newly without the part that confused people last time! Because apparently saying "I'm okay with X and Y but not Z" means "I want Y and not X or Z". Go figure.

Still looking for a unicorn though.

>>24829564
Oh yeah? Got a kik or something? Mine's halfspire

Im a 20 year old male, working as a security guard until i have enough saved up for school. I am a very chill guy, tall (6'2") white, dark hair. Play a lot of video games.

For ideal partner i just want someone i can strive for, i work best when i have someone to motivate me and someone i can motivate. I want a girl who communicates well, and is preferably a little clingy.

For physical appearance not a lot matters, i like redheads more and chubbier girls are my preference.

>>24818987
Not sure if you'll see this but kik me @ f1rew4ll
I fit everything pretty much and I think we'd get along great.

>>24818987
Skype: Gumbased

>>24821734
I think we'd get along pretty good, you seem really interesting and I meet all of your requirements plus I have long hair
Kik is f1rew4ll

Me:
>18/m/USA
>Straight
>5'7"
>Long brown hair
>A little bit chubby but I'm slimming down.
>Funny, I like laughing and making people laugh
>Shyish
>Supportive
>Understanding
>Dependable
>Some of my interests are video games, technology, computers, comics, little bit of anime, Dungeons and dragons, movies but generally just cult classics, hiking, swimming, traveling, exploring, music but not country, going to concerts, trying new things.
>Drug free
>Can cook
>Like pets and animals in general
>Child free
>somewhat intelligent
>have depression and anxiety

Her:
>Under 26 years old
>Generally prefer girls shorter than 5'7" but it's not requirement
>Body type doesn't matter
>Doesn't hate dogs
>child free
>Likes at least a few of the same nerdy things I like.
>intelligent
>Drug free excluding Tobacco, pot, LSD, and Psilocybin Mushrooms.
>Supportive
>honest


I'm not necessarily looking for a mate or a SO, as much as I'm just looking for someone that I can be friends with and we can form trust in each other and be there for each other and help one another and maybe if we really click something more would develop.

Kik is f1rew4ll

If you don't have kik hmu on this thread before it dies so we can connect.

>>24829818
You are that guy obsessed with mommy play and breast feeding huh?

Me
>24
>Male
>5'10/185lbs
>Hazel Eyes/Black hair
>Extremely Fit
>Nerd
>Love Anime/Manga & Gaming
>Love Hiking & Camping
>Like Pizza, Sushi, Cheesecake
>Like traveling & going on roadtrips
>Down to do anything fun

Her
>21+
>Female
>Height & hair/eye color don't matter
>Average/Athletic/Fit preferably
>Likes the same stuff I do
>Positive outlook

Me
>23
>Male
>Average
>Maryland/US
>5'10
>No Alcohol, No Drugs
>I’m not disclosing my profession, but it takes up a lot of my time
>I like going on walks, watching junk on youtube, cooking, and playing some games
>Heavily into politics (though has nothing to do with my job, only as a hobby and speculation)

Her
>18-25
>Near Maryland (if you’re anywhere else, feel free to add me as a friend)
>Not Fat
>Not Hideous
>Middle Eastern or White
>Doesn’t Drink
>Doesn’t do drugs
>Not a Psycho
>Isn’t looking for flings
>Will take interest in my hobbies, but will also have some to share

>>24829503
Me too

Ideal guy:
>5'11 or taller
>23+- a few years
>lean/athletic
>straight hair
>no jewellery, simple style
>doesn't smoke or drink, at least not regularly
>very intelligent and well-educated, loves learning
>thoughtful and very kind
>will change his views if proven wrong, mind of a scientist (doesn't mean forgetting/ignoring how humans work in favor of maths)
>nerdy
>deals with his problems instead of whining about them
>not choleric
>sexually dominant & imaginative (although a virgin is totally fine)
>isn't grossed out easily

Me:
>23
>5', 90 lbs, naturally skinny
>Asian, long dark hair
>busty but almost no hips
>into tabletop and video games
>into anime, cosplay etc
>love languages, biology, astronomy, history etc
>will talk about poo and periods
>very shy
>never had a bf

>>24832721
I'm all of that, but only 5'6. You also sound really interesting, I'm into tabletop and games too, and don't mind talking about gross things.
If you're in Scotland you can add me on skype: g1ebguy
Or kik: glebguy

>>24832733
Also I'm a melancholic.

>>24832721
I fit everything here. Would love to chat.
Skype: Adlil234
Kik: ShinyChiaotzu

>>24832721
I fit most of this Except I'm 21 and 5'10
Though I am simple love table top and video games as well as learning languages. If anything else I'd love to have someone to learn with.
My Skype if you wana talk is darthcheif

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>>24832721
im all that
plus will also laugh about anything dirty and try to make you laugh nonstop
kik: brianbrainc
skype: 3picSexyCalvin

my dream guy:
>is the master of the rothschilds
>will bankroll the first cities on mars
>has a 200+ iq
>controls france with an iron fist.

>>24832914
I'm not sure this is the thread for you. but I may be wrong. Either way it's not me.

>>24832907
Putin?

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>>24832981
nope

>>24832721
>>5'11 or taller
I'm 1m96
>>23+- a few years
i'm 20
>>lean/athletic
I do some sport
>>straight hair
I have
>>no jewellery, simple style
Totaly me
>>doesn't smoke or drink, at least not regularly
only drink sometimes
>>very intelligent and well-educated, loves learning
I love discover things
>>thoughtful and very kind
I am
>>will change his views if proven wrong, mind of a scientist (doesn't mean forgetting/ignoring how humans work in favor of maths)
if i'm wrong i listen why i'm wrong
>>nerdy
Yes
>>deals with his problems instead of whining about them
not really
>>not choleric
I'm a peace guys
>>sexually dominant & imaginative (although a virgin is totally fine)
i can be
>>isn't grossed out easily
yes

I also love tabletop game and D&D games
Kik: Utulululu
Skype: carmeau1

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>>24832721
Just turned 22 yesterday! Into both nerdy weeb shit/vidya, as well as the more typical "nerd" stuff like the aforementioned astronomy and history, plus physics and aviation. Hit me up if you're interested in having some late night talks about space stuff or just fun cosplay ideas.

Kik: rpgspitfire

>>24829496

You said you like knightliness and chivalry, both of which are broad terms encompassing obscure and vague social norms as well as literary ideals that even in the time they were published were known to be romanticized ideals.

Do you really think a medieval knight would give two shits about chivalrous behavior beyond stories around the hearth (that he read or even more likely: was told about because even knights would most often be illiterate)?

And jolly peasants? That's a plain insult to their lives as commodities that their lord could barter away, could dispose of, could do as he wish with, who would labor from morning to evening on the fields (with women regularly giving birth on the field because they would work as long as absolutely possible to) and spending the evenings creating artisan goods for bartering. Jollyness? Maybe, really maybe, a few times a year for high holidays. The rest of the year? Backbraking labor, little sleep (in cramped huts) and the ever looming danger of dying from just about anything. Sounds real jolly to me.

>>24829751
> God, people that romanticize the middle ages are the most deluded fucking people on this planet.

People that romanticize _any_ period in history. People forgetting that almost all history before the very recent modern age was recorded by the very wealthy and would only superficially glance at the lives of an average Joe.

>>24832721
This is what I'm looking for:
>F
>20-29
>Into good lit (Joyce, Borges, Vonnegut, Bolaño, DFW, Cortázar, Chekhov...).
>Into music and has good reasons for liking the music she likes.
>Into movies from all times.
>Dislikes small talk.
>Likes long conversations.
>Has her own substantiated opinions (probably not religious, but if she is, she has 'good' reasons).
>Sexually open minded.
>Drinks.
>Smokes weed or doesn't mind about other people's smoking.
>Not obese, nor extremely thin.
>Hates dogmatic thought.
>Loves to travel (even if she can't right now).
>Speaks more than one language.

Seems like we could be a match, kik me: edantes7

>>24808636
Oh sure :^)


Well hmm where to begin I guess
The dude would be a really tall aryan man who likes memes and nerd shit I guess

key things in an arrangement with this dude for me that really make we wet are being abused in a lot of ways. Like anything from 'rape' or like keeping me in ya basement for a weekend to like threatening me at knifepoint and branding as and beatings on like a very frequent basis. Really just making me do whatever suits ya fancy, like typical housework or dinner or whatever. And then like actually punishing me if any of its even slightly messed up. The only thing I really want in return is to be told it's for my own good or that I'm valuable and loved, just sweet nothings like that. And you know, maybe some nice normie intimacy

Me:
>20, but look 15, otherwise average looking
>5'7
>mischievous and enjoy saying stupid things to get reactions out of people
>come off as overconfident and cocky, but actually pretty insecure
>show off
>competitive, sore loser
>contrarian, and like to argue
>play the fool most of the time, may actually be a fool
>lazy, been told I'm smart but won't fall for that smart but lazy meme
>my only confirmed good quality is my sense of humor
>delusions of grandeur, fell for the hero meme
>sort of paranoid in most cases, don't make friends easy, wary of strangers, kinda hard to get close to
>whenever I do make friends, I burn their bridge whenever the friendship gets too distant and never really talk to them again
>whenever I had a group of friends I was the natural leader
>don't have friends
>want to be a PI or just a gambler if I even do anything at all
>like postmodern shit
>video games are my favorite thing

Ideal Her:
>shorter than me
>petite thin body, smaller chest, nothing over B cup
>cute face
>preferably unkept appearance
>smart
>enjoys science, and intellectually stimulating things that she'd like to teach me about/discuss
>likes to perform experiments of all types
>borderline hikkikomori
>khv
>easily flustered
>has a superiority inferiority complex
>loyal
>clingy, maybe even borderline personality disorder
>snarky
>good resting bitch face
>a little creepy
>low sex drive

>>24833235
I'll abuse the living Hell out of you and then cuddle up with you and watch movies. Add me,
Skype: g1ebguy
Kik: glebguy

Me:
>18, M, France
>6'0 (182 cm) 158lbs (72 kg)
>blue eyes, short brown hair
>Engineering student in computer science
>doesn't drink/smoke/drug
>hardworking, pretty smart
>really value honesty
>like irony
>enjoys reading french classics, fantasy, comics, manga
>watches many movies/series
>likes swimming
>walking outside by night is fun
>plays vidya

Her:
>Around my age
>Not taller than me
>not fat
>colorful eyes, long hairs
>smart & cynical
>high education
>preferably into science
>will play vidyas with me maybe?
>likes going outside to do stuff

Kik: surinnam

>>24833563
you seem really cool anon! I live nowhere near france, though. good luck to you!

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>>24833235
>tfw i have this relationship except i'm not told i'm valuable or loved

goood luck in domestic hell

>>24833235
>>24834094

I'm the tall aryan bf, she actually is told she's valuable and loved but not very often because she's a shit to me and misbehaves too often. Want to replace her?

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Me:
>18, F, Germany
>(171 cm) (57kg)
> I can speak german, russian and english
>I have blue/green eyes, short brown hair, good figure and I am cute^^
>I am a student
>I enjoy reading books/manga, watching films(horror, psychology), watching K-Doramas/cartoons, drawing and playing games (Overwatch, DOTA 2, CS:GO)
>l like pink colour and small pretty lyzards
> I am open to a people and funny with them( when I feel myself comfortable)
>Skype: deyushaholic8
>Discord:

He
>18-27
>Anywhere (But it would be great if you will live in Germany)
>Good figure and tall
>Enjoys video games, reading books, watching films (horror movies, cartoons), drawing and going out sometimes
>Interesting (intelligent) and funny

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Hey guys, im looking for a sugar daddy and selling pics and vids :3 if you want to know more, text me on kik, we will have fun ;)

kik: juliesarah1995

verification there

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>>24834247
Sounds like me, especially since i lift weights, regularly get told i have a "good figure", 6ft, and love my video games, horrors etc.. but fuck talking to someone over the web.

Litrelly all i want is a non obese female who likes motorcycles, so i can take her for a ride.

Who here likes bikes?

>>24834247
What part of germany?

Me
>M 24 East USA
>6'3
>Blue eyes
>/fit/ basically a modern day Adonis
>good combination of /pol/ /k/ and /out/
>run my own business
>hike, camp, love being innawoods
>enjoy anime
>roadtrip all the time

You
>Female
>not retarded or basic
>lonely
>actually knows how to have a conversation
>has a personality and interests

literally it. The hoes out here are basic as fuck. Anyway, my skype contact is astralnautes.

You:

Open to the idea of going out dancing and meeting people
Horribly alone but sick of it
Intelligent

Me:

Likes going out dancing and meeting people
Horribly alone but sick of it
Intelligent

Ukrainianpopstar on Kik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmWbNE3VHh0

Me
> 20 m nz
> 6'
> sandnigger but whiter but not white ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
> /out/sider with love of /p/hotography
> /chub/
> roadtrip, prefer alone or with one person but usually with a full car ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
> poet ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

You
> 21≥ f nz/aus
> no severe illness (eg downy)
> lonely
> wants to live away from population eg farm, mountainous areas (but obviously not amish-tier)

>>24813455
I'm interested in talking with you! I think we would get along. Kik?

Me:
>40
>M
>west coast US
>tall
>short dark hair
>hazel eyes
>easygoing
>educated
>employed
>professional
>nerdy af
>kinky af
>dominant
>lanky
>martial arts/physically active
>into philosophy and history
>intellectually curious
>cynical
>dark humor
>secretly romantic

Her:
>younger
>intelligent
>petite
>innocent looking
>but kinky af
>submissive
>blonde
>into being a pet
>geeky/nerdy
>doesn't want kids
>likes to travel
>likes bad horror movies
>weird sense of humor
>has something phsycial she does, not a total couch potato
>kawaii

me:
>27, m, tall, hairy, husky-muscle, slightly introverted but enough confidence to get by in life

her:
>completely shy and introverted
>completely socially inept and awkward
>pale skin from never going outdoors
>hopelessly needy and clingy
>cuddly
>will wait all day for me to come home from work so she can get her cuddles and sex
>submits to me fully during sex
>no dress sense or desire to be fashionable
>does not fit into/too awkward to fit into any subculture
>natural hair colour, no dye, no side-shave, no sjw hairstyles
>hair kind of hides her cute but expressionless face
>if glasses, elegant style, no thick-frames or granny glasses
>shaves her pubes because I tell her to
>short and skinny
>cynical about the world
>relies on me for everything and for all decision making

>>24834247
>l like pink colour and small pretty lizards
so you'd date a guy that would buy you a male pink headed Mwanza agama ?
>18-27
how flexible are you on the age limit?

ahah Mwanza agamas are really cute:D
>18-27
Everything is ok when you aren't a 12 year old kid or a 40 year old man._.'

>>24834247
>deyushaholic8
your skype says you're a Male living in Japan
also that you're 20 not 18

>>24834247
хopoший бaйт мэйт

>>24819015
Sir i think we are soul brothers.

I might get shit for this but I'm going to take the word "IDEAL" literally and actually make up a perfect husbando, not just my bare minimum requirements. Obviously I will take less than this, I'm aware it's a ridiculous fantasy, but that seems a lot more fun than seriously sitting here thinking about how low I can lower my standards before wanting to kms

>6'4+ (or the rare dude shorter than that who is not insecure about my height in heels)
>27-40
>Blond hair + blue eyes
>dad bod/builtfat
>Has a strong moral code
>(very) conservative
>wants to live /innawoods/ on a self sufficient homestead with me
>wants to have as many bbs as nature will give us
>shoots gunnos and can use them to defend us in the upcoming race war
>believes in traditional gender roles + homeschooling the kiddos
>has cool masculine hands-on hobbies like woodworking or mechanics
>smells nice
>is very physically affectionate/cuddly
>very high sex drive
>140+ IQ
>can comfortably hold conversations about philosophy and science
>reads big bookos
>thinks I'm qt and likes my cooking :3

No one on this board meets half of those so I won't post a contact just to mine salt, this was just a fun exercise. Yes I'm aware I'm going to die alone, thanks

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I faked it because of the pedos

aTaeLZlV
нe фeйк жe)

>>24836226
I faked my infos because of the pedos

>>24836237
нe фeйк жe)

>>24836328
I don't fit a lot of that, but I've met plenty of people pretty damn close. You'll find someone sometime

>>24836344
Hy кaк cкaжeшь, вce paвнo я нe в дoйчлaндe, хoтя пoд ocтaльнoe и пoдхoжy, хeх.
>>24836328
literally varg vikernes

>>24836353
нy мoжнo paзвe чтo пoигpaть
ecли интepecнo тo мoй диcкopд Holic#8654

>>24836331
>>24836334
>>24836335
>>24836344

That definitely needed 4 separate posts, gg

>>24836348

what are their numbers

>>24836353

Too bad he's not single ;-;

>>24834247
This is what I'm looking for >>24833190 kik me, maybe there's more common areas: edantes7

>>24836363
He, я этим peдкo cтpaдaю, guilty pleasure cкopee, читaть/бoтaть интepecнee. B любoм cлyчae, yдaчи, ты милaя (ecли нe coвceм weeb).
>>24836365
Eh, desu I am not even sure where one would start looking for people like this, so I feel you. Even if you forget about the looks, finding a person that you have described online is probably impossible (not that doing that irl is any easier, probably depends on the places that you frequent though).

There is a very specific and particular kind of relationship that I want right now; Essentially I want a good friend who I can enjoy getting high and chillling out with while subtly bullying eachother in the ol' gradeschool "I like a girl but I don't want her to know!" fashion, but also we fuck a lot.

And there's a very specific and particular person with whom I want this relationship.

>>24836438
if youre a cumdumpster bad news, men arent psychic

youll actually have to speak to him and mention specifics hurr durr

>>24836449
Oh, right. I left out the end of my post where I basically said "We're about a stones throw from the 'fucking a lot' part, so I feel like a kid trying to sleep on Christmas eve."

>>24836328
> i think we will fit :P
checkout my kick: Teddysady

>>24836523

You use text emotes as a male and can't even spell the fuckboy app you use or greentext correctly, no offense but I'm really not seeing any "fit" whatsoever, I honestly doubt you meet ANY of those criteria.

>>24836401

Yeah I don't go out much irl desu so that makes it much harder, I live in a super liberal area though so it's probably not worth it anyways. Certainly have not had any luck online so far despite trying a bunch of different sites. I still hold out hope though, fantasizing about this is honestly what gets me through the day sometimes, it's pretty sad desu

>>24836578
Come on, no need to feel hopeless. It is not like sorrow will make it any better. While I do not have any advice about finding someone that fits your criteria (not like I had any luck myself, even though mine are obviously different from yours), I can definitely say that feeling depressed because of that is not the way to go. Actually, now that I am thinking of it, what is your view on neopaganists? They sound like a group of people, that would at least fit some of your criteria.

>>24834247

Meh, I'm a little too old for you, but good luck!

>>24836328
But what are your specifications?

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me
>19, m
>6'1, below average weight, do not know the exact number
>studying
>reading quality /lit/ / non-fiction humanities
>into arthouse cinema
>listening to a lot of music (mainly shoegaze, neofolk, hip-hop)
>passionate about the things listed above (in case that is not clear)
>learning french

her
>idk about the age, should be close to mine, I guess
>not hideous/fat
>probably european
>not obsessed with vidya/anime
>shares interest in something
>has some interests of her own, that are not leisure related
>intelligent
>not pretentious
>not strongly against drinking

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>>24834112
That'd be fantastic

Is being a tranny a deal breaker though?

>pic related, that's me

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Me
>18
>people tell me I'm nice even though I try really hard to be an asshole
>can't take pictures without looking like a school shooter (case in point)
>I swear I don't look this bad irl
>I draw and write and make music and stuff
>fml

Her:
>around my age
>cynical
>slightly cutesy
>longer hair maybe
>not the type of person to abandon family and friends for ideals and politics
>UNDERSTANDS SARCASM. Very important

Skype is Captain Pl4nt

why do I keep doing this

I hope that tall aryan guy comes back uwu

>>24837472
Yes, you degenerate fucking faggot. Go lift and cut this nonsense out. You're shaming the white race with this shit.

>>24838113
Oh okay :^(

>>24821734
Not loads in common, but enough to warrant a conversation. Skype is Smart0mouse.

>>24837472
I'd have gay sex with you if I was gay.

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>>24838135
A lot of people would.

Just no one I like.

Thanks tho.

>>24826973
YEEEEEAAART!!!

>>24838144
I take it back.