Assumptions thread

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Another one, winter fever edition

>>24807594
I assume that you are a whore that doesn't exist.

But maybe i'm wrong

>>24807585
future serial killer

>>24807585
Likes hugs.

>>24807666
Bizzare assumption,

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>>24807594
Covers her face in lots of her photos

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>>24807585
you listen to indie folk
>>24807594
you enjoy the company of men

>>24807680
So you don't like hugs?

>>24807731
Has a strained relationship with her father, if she even knows who he is.

>>24807749
how the fuck

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>>24807585
>>24807593
quiet, standoffish but not mean
>>24807594
fake as hell
>>24807731
really cool, down to earth, interested in politics

>>24807585
>>24807593
>>24807695
Massive narcissist despite looking average. Stop posting your face everywhere

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>>24807585
Could be extremely agressive when angry , but normally pretty chill
>>24807731
Smokes weed / likes alternative stuff and horror movies
>>24807774
Likes Harry Potter, comics or videogames

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>>24807585
Has over 1000 hours on Terraria
>>24807731
You strongly identify with the black portion of your ancestry and have worn a make america great again hat ironically. Has a good taste in music.
>>24807774
Grew up with a single mother, Likes art
>>24807801
Likes to watch Late night talk shows

>>24807835
Can't fucking stand terraria

>>24807764
So that's a definitive yes.

>>24807731
hawt as fuck, seems chiil

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Make ur assumption

>>24807801
upbeat and always has a positive outlook
>>24807835
listens to sad country
>>24808019
loves radiohead and coen brothers movies

>>24808019
likes funk music

>>24807593
You are high on a train staring out the dark window feeling empty having mild hallucinations listening to music and wishing you had a beer.

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>>24807585
Writes poems
>>24807594
Mysterious
>>24807731
Lesbian
>>24807774
Lesbian
>>24807801
Newscaster
>>24807835
Makes beats
>>24808019
English

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>>24808302
unhealthy af...take some vitamins for a start
>>24808019
a lot of gaming friends
>>24807835
plays tennis or at least pingpong
>>24807801
into business and languages. a bit too selfloving
>>24807774
graphic designer lesbian
>>24807731
very individual way of thinking
>>24807695
thinks something is wrong with him. skin routine and social activity would be a start and make your hair messy and style it up or sth

>>24807585
>>24807695
skinnyfat

uglycute/10 though

>>24807731
mac diva

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>>24807594
You're amazing in bed and also fun

>>24807585
thinks hes really attractive but its barley average 4-4.5/10

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>>24810336
Probably fake but enjoys bukkake
>>24809772
Socially awkward
>>24808302
Kinda boring
>>24808019
Gamer
>>24807835
Redneck
>>24807801
Overly friendly

>>24810461
haha i do. especially at sex parties i go to from time to time. idk i like cum a lot.

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Fire away senpaitachi

>>24810467

Heeeeeyyy I remember you! From that one rate thread lol

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Stereotype me, assumptions incoming

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>>24807593
you eat bacon every morning
>>24807594
your fake
>>24807731
you pretend to be smart but your not
>>24807774
you said that you already knew a thing that you are doing for the first time
>>24807801
you play a lot of vidya
>>24810461
you use a lot of filter's

>>24807585
is poor and socially awkward
>>24807594
massive ego
>>24807731
goes to art school and drinks white chocolate mocha at starbucks
>>24807774
is confident
>>24807801
valet boy/busbuy
>>24807835
watches cp
>>24808019
smokes
>>24808302
thanks for posting such a huge photo, it wont load, hence costing you my assumption
>>24809772
has a golden retriever
>>24810473
thinks he's good in bed/flirting/dating, yet is horrible

>>24810475
hi handsome. you can cum on me too if you want. get a nice haircut and you'd be so hot. like a brad pitt cut.

>>24810509

U NAILD IT

GUD JAB

>>24810515

lol, will look into it. Can never settle on a good haircut, I'm nervous with hair

And lol, I never got the cumshot tribute thing

Oh yeah did you ever finish reading that story? Threads still up if you got any interest

>>24807585
Paedophile
>>24807593
Paedophile and fudgepacker
>>24807594
Cunt
>>24807695
Paedophile fudgepacker who really likes the attention
>>24807731
Devout follower of Yakub
>>24807774
Pretends to have feminist leanings, but secretly wants to be dominated by a strong man
>>24807801
Just a guy. Probably parks cars for a living.
>>24807835
While not necessarily a serial killer, he has definitely thought about it
>>24808019
Puts on a happy face, but is crying inside. Needs to brush his teeth.
>>24808302
Definite nonce.
>>24809772
Hardcore fetishist.
>>24810336
Future President
>>24810461
Boring person who skates by on her acceptable looks.
>>24810473
Sells drugs to teenagers by the school gates.
>>24810477
Flaming.
>>24810505
Just wants it all to end.

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It's only bloody snowing

>>24810461
why that??
you seem scared...
>>24810587
such as?

>>24810606
I'm leaning towards piss.

>>24810477
Does drag? If not then you should!

>>24810605

Does drugs, but doesn't want anyone to know

>>24810587
Is it really that obvious?

>>24810605
I've never done drag, but would love to try it sometime. :)

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>>24810605
Into fashion

>>24810505
Climbs/hikes

>>24810477
Gay

>>24810473
Has a loud laugh

>>24810461
Depressed

>>24810680

HOW DID YOU KNOW

NO THATS WHAT IM SENSITIVE ABOUT

>>24810707
Dunno man, just your face and expression made me think that.

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>>24807774
Fills eyebrows with brown eyeshadow.
>>24809772
Plays vidya.
>>24810461
Really likes being told your boobs are big, I can relate.
>>24810473
Is really bad at smoking weed.

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>>24810680
Trys hard but has poor self esteem. Was a big nerd in hs and is now trying to reinvent himself in college. Parties are way more dissapointing to him than he thought they would be.
>>24810605
Says she's offended but really just wants to be fucked rough. Calls guys daddy in bed and will bite your lip until it swells.
>>24810505
Needs to update his 4 year old picture.
>>24810461
Likes Fidlar and Tame Impala
>>24810477
Freshman in comp sci.
>>24810461
Too quiet in social situations. Doesn't interject much and when she does it's an oddly personal story that is tangent to the current topic.
>>24809772
Canadian of the french variety
>>24808302
Is too intimidated to play dota 2.
>>24808019
Plays guitar decently but gets jelly at true musical naturals.
>>24807835
Says fucked up shit at parties when he gets drunk. Laughs when people get hurt.
>>24807801
That nice guy from latin america that makes people uncomfortable because he acts way too nice.
>>24807774
Lesbian who is like 5'1" but yells very loudly.
>>24807695
That guy that would look really good if he worked out but chooses the wow life instead.

>>24810638
You would be sooo pretty

>>24810827
Seeks validation way too often. Why did dad have to be so distant?

>>24810831
The phrase "do I look cool?" runs through your mind a lot.

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>>24810831
you're a stand-in for jared leto at 30 seconds to mars concerts
>>24810827
thinks she's always the cutest one in the room. not wrong.
>>24810680
formerly bisexual, now just gay
>>24810605
squanders social life in exchange for studying
>>24810505
has broken bones trying to do cool snowboarding tricks for uninterested girls
>>24810477
tried being a top once, couldn't do it
>>24810473
writes vanilla erotica
>>24810461
the loud one in your friend group, outdrinks most dudes
>>24809772
met his girlfriend through a bicycling trail group. you used to be happy with her, but the magic died. you wish she took it more seriously, and if she doesn't pick it up by the next outing on the death mountain trail, you're gonna cut her brakes and move in on that dame always giving you bedroom eyes... cindy

>>24810827

Maybe true, haven't touched drugs

>>24810905
Your taste in music stopped growing your junior year of high school.

>>24810905
jokes on you, im a virgin

>>24810905
haha that was so good, thanks
you play an instrument, probably in a band and go to concerts in very dark and loud spaces. met your gf in the scene and she is moody and has dark thoughts, tattoos and piercings

>>24810905
It's true -_- I do love to study

>>24810842
Would bite your lip, wouldnt call you 'daddy'

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>>24810831
You slam your car door loudly.
>>24810827
Libtard hippie that believes in astrology.
>>24810680
/r/streetwear
>>24810905
Probably gay, unironically likes Tumblr.

>>24811004
I'm not into that, don't worry. Weirds me out. Had a chick ask if this is how I fuck mommy once.

>>24811023
Reggie watts cousin

>>24811179
sociology teacher

>>24811179
Please lift weights.

Also if you dye your eyebrows with beard dye you will look better. Also buy nicer glasses.

>>24811191
Although I agree with your suggestions, you should probably post a photo of yourself before judging people.

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>>24811214
I look like I gas jews.

>>24811223
ur hot tho

>>24811223
nope you have reddish hair, look more irish and with a smile youd look cool

>>24811236
My German teacher has the same color hair as me. The red hair gene only made it to Ireland because the norse raped them. Celts are brown haired and brown eyed.

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>>24811223
you look more like you gas rebel scum, pic related
>>24811179
dye them brows dude, otherwise you're cool. board game aficionado
>>24811023
if I'm "probably gay" then you spend your weekends kneeling at a gloryhole

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>>24811241
u look like this actor

>>24811248
yes i was also going to say domnhal gleeson

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>>24811249
Fuze him with arnold and Id agree. His complexion is right, but bone structure wise I look a lot more german. Look at my downturned mouth.

>>24811319
you look like you bullied people in elementary school and high school

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>>24811397
comp Sci major?
>>24810827
instagram user, listens to folk rock
>>24810505
enfp

>>24810851
You got it. Why else would I be here?
>>24811816
Folk punk, sure. I've never had an instagram account.

>>24810905
Not usually. My friends are really pretty, I'm always the kinda lame one. Sure I always bring weed, but I'm pretty out of place.
>>24811023
Anarchist, and astrology is the skewed fairytale retard brother of astronomy. Can't act like I don't read it though.

>>24807585
Is British.
>>24807593
Rimmed an asshole once and liked it.

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>>24811816
third generation korean.
>>24811023
is a hipster
>>24810605
instagram hoe
>>24810505
the kind of guy who gives a lot of advices just to annoy others.
>>24807585
favorite food:chicken nuggets.

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>>24807585

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>>24812168
Lives with a psychotic girlfriend that enables his own psychotic tendencies.
Regularly visited by young black males at his apartment whom he threatens to shoot.
Doesn't even lift.

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Damn what is it about this thread? Everyone looks sad in this

>>24812168
You look too young to be going full dadcore like that

>>24812191
Lives in the elven gardens district of the imperial city

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>>24812263
you too, at least very serious. bouncer
>>24812191
interesting face. into fashion
>>24812168
engineer or sth with hands on approach
>>24812162
need to warm up inside
>>24812075
90s haircut. makes your front look bigger. likes to criticize things

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>>24813060
you're going fucking bald mate that's my assumption

>>24813131
lol thanks for the info

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>>24811319
is depressed
>>24811397
ethiopian
>>24811816
tranny
>>24812075
wants to kill someone
>>24812162
people in your family have drug addiction
>>24812168
used to be fat
>>24812191
taller than average asian
>>24812263
people say he looks like a bully
>>24813060
freelance person
>>24813131
pottymouth while playing cod as a preteen

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>>24813732
Harry Potter fanatic, pet hamster.
>>24813131
Wrestler, awesome at CS:GO once blood alcohol concentration is 0.2%
>>24813952
Very strict nanny but well-paid. Father owns roofing business.

Roast me I'm not too hungover today, btw I'm eating a 4 piece Popeyes platter right now lmao.

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do your worst i guess lmfao

>>24812168
Jason Blaha

>>24812191
Kung Foo movie extra

>>24812263
That one guy I knew in high school

>>24813060
Undergraduate Geology major

>>24813131
Lifts, plays GTA religiously

>>24813732
Scary girl who is actually nice once you get to know her

>>24813952
Loud girl who always eats in class

>>24814033
Guy who wears a top hat in public with a cane

>>24814140
Metal head

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There ya go

>>24814039 #
Sketches and reads comic books.
>>24814140 #
Goes to Phish concert.
>>24814365 #
Has severe anger issues.
>>24814420 #
Trying to be Bruno Mars.

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hey guys

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>>24812191
does a lot of cardio
>>24812263
owns a motorbike
>>24813060
likes to take photos
>>24813131
bad sleeping pattern
>>24813732
has a cat
>>24813952
doesnt hesitate to fight people
>>24814033
enjoys craft beers
>>24814140
likes skateboards
>>24814365
likes to travel
>>24814420
likes to porty

>>24814445
Least matches Bruno Mars. I isn't being him

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>>24814420
Med student
>>24814465
Is a total sjw
>>24814457
Is a "gamer girl"
>>24814033
Sucks at football but loves playing it
>>24810905
Has an unconventional music taste
>>24810827
Started smoking at the age of 12
>>24810605
Reads a lot

>>24814457
Is deeply interested in 19th century russification programs in the southern volga regions

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>>24811816
smart super liberal but don't know why. likes buzzfeed
>>24812168
spends too much money on useless shit. posts on reddit
>>24813131
plays way too many video games.
>>24813732
biology teacher
>>24813952
likes hot pockets
>>24814033
likes to look at pinup girls, listens to ska sometimes. thinks he's the best
>>24814039
gets good grades. has good relationship with father that has a good career.
>>24814140
takes 3 vicodin and feels high as fuck
>>24814365
hates winter and most people
>>24814420
seen
>>24814457
pretends she's smart but isn't
>>24814465
likes anal and going to shows and drinking IPA
>>24814469
Spends a lot of time talking to her male friends about how nobody likes her / Never did the supreme invoking ritual of the hexagram
>>24814496
Super liberal and accepting and likes good vibes, scifi, and anime.
>>24814500
Listens to Spotify

>>24812191
jerks off with a chopstick stuck down his urethra.

>>24814660
Delete your cookies you fucker