bf applications

>>24800653
do you take it up the ass op?

>>24800653
>Only if you're not dead ugly
So below a 7/10?

>>24800654
yes actually. i know u meant hostility but i am ok with it

What about a bear mode guy? Still have a belly, but not out of shape.

>>24800655
im talking abt neckbeards. average is fine. i am not okay with how i look

how cute are you?

cute girls are cute

I'm a skinny, half German boy from London

Be my gf please

>>24800657
yes that is best mode. please fall i nlove with me

>>24800653
What is your idea of a cute girl?

>>24800659
im 5'0 115lbs asian girl

>>24800660
im sorry but im not rly into skinny guys. but if u r nice 2 me then i can like u

>>24800661
Contact then?

>>24800664
i dont want to be swarmed so can u leav urs?

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>>24800653
Another trap fishing for attention.
You sicken me.

>>24800663
>im 5'0 115lbs asian girl
location?

>White
>18
>6 ft 3
> 190 lbs.
>Muscular
>Track athlete
>Studying to become Petroleum Geologist
>Registered with Mensa at IQ of 148
>Virgin, never had a gf, would love you as long as you loved me, cheating is a foreign concept to me

>>24800653
18
6'2
8/10

i bet you're a cow

>>24800665
Here's a throw away email [email protected]

>>24800666
im trying 2 be as honest as possible. i am looking for someone and r9k is best for someone like me.

pics or Gtfo
u cant have standards Then expect me to love a sea cow can u show me what you look like and ill consider u an option

>>24800653
>bpd
RED
E
D

FLAG
L
A
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>i would like nice voices and someone who can manage bpd
>someone who can manage bpd

do I bring my own straightjacket or do you have one?

>>24800673
i know it is which is why i mentioned it. i dont mean to be like i am

>>24800653
I meet these standards and then some, is there some way I can get in touch with you?

>>24800653
will you at least let me piss on your face?

I have a friend who has BPD, I know what it's like and I think I'd like to be in a relationship with someone who has it. I know that sounds stupid, but I just like helping people and I think I'd be good at it. I'm not fat or ugly (although I wouldn't say I'm attractive). Too bad I'm boring and you're just a guy roleplaying

>>34036256
I'm also a trap I think you should know

>>24800676
[email protected]

>>24800677
yes i am v submissive

>>24800678
i am ok in friendships besides from occasional doubts abt whether they like me or not and then splitting. but in a realtionship i am much more difficult. i would like to be taken care of

>>24800678
>helping

you can't help a bpd, they make their own problems for attention

>>24800653
Reminder to not respond to used goods and to report threads like these so mods will start moving them to >>>/soc/

>>24800681
ppl with bpd r hurting more than the ppl they unintentionally hurt. thats how it is with me and its not for attention. i wish more ppl would understand

>>24800682
im not looking for degenerate normies

>>24800663
pretty cute desu short girls are always adorable in some way

flusterescape@gmail if you wanna talk about anything

>>24800653
[email protected]

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>Roastie after wants emotional tampons
Betas will defend this.

>>24800686
>>24800685
>>24800680
>>24800670
Disgusting, neck yourselves then move to >>>/soc/

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>>24800653
I felt with bpd with my ex so no big

>>24800689
Delt

Fuck autocorrect

>>24800689
then dont post lol. didnt ask

>im 5'0 115lbs asian girl

of course you are honey.

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>>24800689
>no big

meant no big deal to me, shit I hate being sleepy

>>24800692
add me then see b*tch

6' guy, average lookings, a lil beard, not fat, I do a bit of street workout so not skinny either.

Penis? 7 inches.

I could be perfect for you but what tells me you are not a bait?

>>24800695
ur hope and desire to find a true human connection

>>24800694
>using your sister to roleplay
come on.

>>24800694

nah, not into fat chinks.

>>24800697
ur loss. have fun knowing u will never be obsessed over and adored by ME (im kidding i have nothing 2 offer. im 20 and cant even drive)

>>24800696
>>24800696
I haven't had one in literally years, last time I found a girl who was like me she literally sperged out and never talked to me again

>>24800698
i will lose weight for u if its what u want

>>24800700
maybe u r 2 intimidating

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>>24800699
Im 20 and I can....

Ya like jazz???

>>24800702
im into it but not well versed. i like lonnie smith

>>24800698
oh nvm i thought u said CHICKS. anyways i wish for u 2 die irl

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>>24800703
for me messing around you really impressed me by your answer

hmm

>>24800705
please dont front. i prob know a lot more music than u lol

>>24800701

are you still talking to me? tits or gtfo.

>>24800680
Being taken care of isn't exactly easy to do over the internet, all you can do over the internet is offer companionship through voice calls, texts, etc. But yes, I understand.

>>24800681
Disagree. I have a lot of history with BPD people. It's true they typically want attention, but it's more than that. People with BPD typically suffer from not really knowing who they are. It's like they're in a constant void and don't really care about anything because they feel detached. It can be helped, I've helped people with BPD before. usually they just need a friend who wont leave. It's why I'd like to be in a relationship with a girl who has BPD. I want to help someone, and I know I can help that way.

>>24800708
id like that a lot. please offer contact or contact me

>>24800653
Your thread was moved to /soc/ twice already.

How many times do the mods need to move your thread for you to understand? These threads don't belong here.

>>24800653
No one will ever love you. What makes you think a guy wants to deal with an unstable bitch 24/7 that will just cheat on you out of impulse lmaooooo

I think I've seen you posting like 5 months ago. And it's not like I'm stalking you or anything so you could have been posting even longer before that. What the hell are you doing all this time when spamming and farming like 30 emails every thread? Did you just get out of a failed attempt or something?

>>24800709
Is [email protected] your email? I might email you later, I still think you're a guy roleplaying but I don't really care, I don't exactly have anything better to do with my time at the moment anyway.

>>24800701
I'm not intimidating, people always say that I'm a funny guy, I joke about myself and everything. The problem with me being here is that I never understand if a girl is interested in me or she's just being nice. After a couple of rejects for this misunderstanding I'm just nice to girls and people in general but immediately disillude myself thinking they aren't actually talking to me because they like it. So I just lived my life alone..until now?

THIS IS SOOOOOOOO PATHETIC WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING


LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW GUYS


GUYS FUCKING STOOOP


JUST MAKE IT STOP

DON'T POST TO THESE THREADS ANYMORE

''hihi im cute bpd girl and will obsess over you''

YEAH SO FUCKING WHAT IM THE SAME BUT THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO ACCEPT AND MAKE THESE THREADS


JUST FUCK EVERYONE

STOP GIVING ATTENTION JUST BECAUSE A PERSON HAS A VAGINA

REEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEE EEE EE EE E

>>24800712
>>24800712
all have been failed attempts. i cant find it. i was kinda nervosu abt being recognised desu. i know that interactions shouldnt be sought out like this but i dont rly know what else 2 do. and it wasnt as far back as 5 months ago lolll

>>24800713
yes

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>>24800714
>so I just lived my life alone..until now?

That's a hell of a pickup line for a robot, are you also into cuteboys anon?

>>24800715
>bpd grill salty that another bpd grill is getting attention
it's ok i'll love you

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>>24800717
How much cute?


Oraganairforceone

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>>24800718

fuck cancer every other thread now in r9k board is lost, reboot now

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>>24800714
holy shit that is golden, im trying this shit

>>24800718
no you obese landwhale piece of shit, stop pretend like you are something and jump off the bridge already

you dont have bpd and you probably aint cute. you are just some degenerate who is pretending because ''hihi loook at me i will obseess ovah you ;3 role playing is the only way i like meself ''

>>24800722
omg this is harsh

>>24800653
If you are a trap the fuck off

If not i have a job am artistic and have plenty of experience with bpd's

Shits mad yo but as long as you are not a cunt

OP doesn't even reply in email lmao good thread.

>>24800725
she replied to me but i kinda alpha'd up on her

>>24800653
>bpd

Yeah no go fuk yourself

>>24800725
>expecting a bpd girl to respond to you

>>24800725
>>24800726
>>24800728
im just tired. i have only received like 5 emails but sometimes i dont know how 2 respond or im not interested in responding bc i hate myself rn. hope u understand xx <3

l o v e m e ,


i know my person is out there on their ass browsing r9k right now but he just hasnt seen this thread yet

>>24800730
i'm that person desu
contacts?

based mods finally fixing something something

Ok op, what if I'm bear mode. Not that hairy, but pretty big?
Do I stand a chance?
I've been told I've got a good voice and was once offered a radio voice over job.
Do I apply?

>>24800653
>bitch asking for boyfriend applications on 4chan
>needs to be in relationship to be happy
>needs attractive male with soothing voice
>must put up with bipolar bitch
nope nope and nope

>bpd
OH HELL NAW *RUNS*

Extremely cute boy looking for cute girl that will talk to me 24/7
Respond to this post now

Where do you live?
Are you white?
Are you fat?

op probably ditched now that this thread moved to soc, so don't waste your time bumping this shit

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>>24800653
This is me