Roast me /soc/

>>24800212
tranny?

>>24800212
Anon is a beautiful girl, and any man would kill to be with her...at least that's what she wrote on her dating profiles.
*rimshot*

>>24800214
you callin' this a roast??
>>24800226
heads down

>>24800212

You have a huge forehead that would look better with my load on it.

Would make shure too have your arogant face burried in the sheets as I hate fuck you hard from behind

>>24800231
>you callin' this a roast??
>heads down
The only roast here is in your panties.

>>24800212
Big forehead
Long nose with nostrils too flared
Hideous laugh lines
Thin upper lip
Uneven eyes
Eyebrows spaced too far apart
Weird tear ducts
Lack of cheekbones
Chin too pointy
Wide Jaw
Unhealthy hair
Awful Instagram filter that's hiding acne and Blemishes if contrast is turned up.


There's your roast.

>>24800212
you look like a condom and i would use you like one

Wants to be popular and be a trophy girlfriend but hates men's penis' and the taste of cum. Can keep a BF as a result.

>>24800212
Not you.
Timestamp now... or else you're a troll.
The rest of you are too gullible.

>>24800745
BLESS YOU

>>24800383
daaaaym

>>24800745
You are a fat keyboard worrier stuped cunt know fuck off you fat cunt

>>24800745
You fucking Wanker

>>24800745
Why don't you go get a time stamp picture off your self and post it on here so we can say shit about your fucking ugly cunt face as you are repulsive spotty cunt dirt cunt fucking wanker

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>>24802981
Y-you alright?

>>24800212
U look like u had a tooth pulled. Ur cheeks all puffy

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>>24802981
>>24802955
>>24802952

>>24802988
Yer I'm ok why give someone shit about there looks he's probbly some fat wanker that has nothing good too say about anyone as she would not even look at him she not put her face on here too be abused by some fat tosser who not seen his dick for ten years

>>24803122
As all children off this world are born by a woman loved and looked after by them this woman could be my sister or mum or nan or my little daughter and if anyone spoke to my nan or sister or my mum or wife or my daughter like the way some off there's cunt I'd chop the dicks off and stuff it down the necks

>>24803132
>>24803165
How did you stumble onto this web page? You clearly dont like it here. You can leave.

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>>24803165
>>24803132
>defending a woman who literally asked to be insulted

>>24802952
>>24802955
>>24802981
She asked to be roasted you drunk

Op obviously isnt the one in the pic you idiots, just some stray
/b/ tard that decided to post her picture for kicks.

>>24800212
>she posts on soc
Fuck man the jokes on here write themselves

>>24800212
You can use all the filters you want, it's still gonna cover up those pimples the size of Alaska on your greasy ass face

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>>24802952
>>24802955
>>24802981
Go right the fuck ahead you white knight faggot, I already know I have: droopy sunken eyes, overbite, weak chin, pale skin, and a kind of big nose. Anything I missed? (glasses aren't mine, this just happens to be the only up to date picture on my laptop)

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>>24802952
>>24802955
>>24802981
>>24803132
>>24803165

>this anally blasted

i laffed

>>24804568
kek based God.

>>24802952
I worry about all things keyboard.

>>24804688
Smart man. Can never be too careful...

>>24803751
Wow. It's your first day here and you're already more aware than the mods here!

>>24805050
I knew that too, but the small chance that OP actually was that girl, or just a /b/tard wanting to get attention as someone they think looks perfect, I wanted to knock em' down a few pegs as requested.

>>24804568
The funny thing is you look like a cunt not a fat cunt a skinny cunt I'd knock you teeth out you stupid little Cunt know fuck off you tramp

>>24805091
Bless you anon. As long as the mods leave this shit here for us we might as well do as op requested

>>24805133
I do look like a cunt in that picture, but you're not gonna knock my teeth out lad, because you're probably just a fat white knighting neckbeard.
I don't fight people anyway, I'm not a neanderthal, but if someone attacks me, you can be sure I won't fight by any conventional rules, I'll kick your kneecaps in and bite your neck open.

Also, punctuation motherfucker, do you use it?

>>24805185
You do look like a cunt the other photos you have are the ones with your dummy and nappies on little boy I'd smack the shit out you you would be in la la land before you hit the ground then I'd jump on them teeth off yours so you cannot bite my legs ha ha ha

>>24805197
Nigga you drunk, you sound like a right fuckin' chav to me, what you gonna do huh? Smoke half a fag and put it out in my eye? I'll bite your fuckin' fingers off your grubby fuckin' hands before you can touch me.

>>24800212
you're are gay mate kys yourself

>>24800212
Why roast a roastie

>>24805197
>>24805215
Y'all just need to fuck and get it over with.

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>>24805294
Lookest fore, dost thou not see? I hath merely been FUCKING with the poor knave.

>>24805297
Yeah, but you come off as a fetishist talking dirty to another fetishist. Y'all sound perverted, not mad.

>>24806037
Good.

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>>24800745

>>24806520
I'm still attracted to her, but OP asked for a roast, you white knight shit, so I pointed out a bunch of less desirable features.

>>24800745
That's not even a roast.

>>24800212
How about you roast those hairs off your upper lip. You look like a man.

>>24803122
lol

hes the epitome of internet tough guy

>>24803298
id like to thank whoever originally posted this by laughing heartily in their face

>>24807624
I don't know that person, I can't roaster her based on her personality or slutty antics or whatever niggers do, so I roasted her based on what I can see.

>>24806555
you should have found something else to point out then fag cause most of those aren't even flaws.

>>24807845
What for be'eth this? Another white knight? Avast FAGGOT! Thou shalt not liveth to see a mere day more.

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Here's another angle of me, the beauty, the pizzaz!

>>24809742
Are you dipping in this picture?

>>24809852
No I just have a pouty bottom lip because I'm 1/4 Native American, it's a chug lip. One of the very few features I got from my native side.

sage in all fields - this thread is cancer

>>24809893
lol, my bad. Could have sworn. I'm 1/8 Creek

>>24810357
It's the way I have it positioned partially covering my top teeth.