Tinder

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>>24786372
I have a pretty high success rate but that's partly in thanks to a picture of my dog.
I'm also really really selective about who I swipe right, sometimes I go through a full stack without one. Anyone else like this? I hear some people swipe everyone right.

>>24786372
>that's how a 25 year old looks in america

>>24786374
Did I mention it's a woman

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>part of me wants to try it
>interested in actually meeting someone and not just sex but meet next to nobody being a night stocker
>also live in small town and pretty much everyone has known me through my dad
>scared of no matches because okc profile I tried years back had nothing
>also really don't want to make a facebook for it

>>24786376
I met an incredible girl on tinder, so they are out there. If you're worried about matches, just remember: the pic you think is your best may not be what girls think is your best. Do some test runs, have a nice bio. See what works for you

>>24786372
She looks like in mid 40s, WTF

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>>24786373
Fucking normie leave now.

Reminder that if you don't swipe right on every single woman and still get matches you need to leave.

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>>24786378
>>24786372
>tfw gf is 25 but she looks 18

>>24786379
more like male cum iykwim

>make Tinder the other day
>Do some swiping, not all right.
>Wait a day
>Matches

Wowww it's that easy. I'm not the best looking guy, but it works.

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>>24786380
>tfw gf is 14 but she looks 18

Definetely not succesfull. Got luke 1 like a month and girl are particulary boring. They don t have any conversation. Only responding by close sentence and it finishing by looking like a nazi torture.
I am in the wrong place or my profile is shitty. Or just ugly dunno

Here is my description:
Piercing everywhere. Beer-music -gigs.
I am a guitarist in band and was use to organize gigs.
I am an engineer and in addition i work with plastic and digital artist in my free time.


And by the way
>>33967526
Picture look like shit. I would take a picture of me doing my stuff i like and smilling if i was you.

>> 33957632
Looking good. Keep going like this. Maybe add your job if you have a good wage.

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I mean, I dont do bad but idk I could probably do better

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Forgot the pocture ><

>>24786386
Wow so metal bro.

>>24786386
>>24786384
This board really is infested with roleplaying normies isn't it

>>24786386
Ahhahahahhahahshah this can't be REAL

>>24786385
Tone down the edginess

>>24786390
I'm just being myself... I thought that was the best advice...

>>24786387
Haha thank but nowaday we are an endanger species ... Metal girl are for most of them the worst. Crazy bitch with a lot of avaiable dick doing nothing except messing around spread shitty rumor and sometime completely destroy your band. Fck i hate them now ><

>>24786392

get the fuck out you fucking normie piece of fucking shit.

what the fuck are you even doing here ?

>>24786385
>>24786384
>>24786373
You guys are such faggots

>>24786389
Why ? You mean stupid picture or what? Haha

>>24786382
>30% spambots
>70% only want the validation and won't reply
Tell us when you dicked one of them.

>>24786393
Lol like to speak to robot. I have some autistic friend robot too. But we hang out and do stuff together

>>24786393
Why you gotta be a cuckold brother.

This is why you're here man. Chill out.

>>24786396
The spam bots are obvious enough to not waste a swipe on.

And sure, I've dicked one of them.

>>24786372
go /soc/ please

>>24786386
Un Français typique. :')

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I get hardly any matches at all. Like haven't gotten one in the last 500

Need advice

I got a match, gibs me opening lines plz

>>24788684
Are you a koala?

Because you've got all the koalafications I'm looking for. ;)

>>24788374
may as well just lie and say you're 6'

>>24786372
what the fuck where are the IDs

>>24788374
Get fat shoes to improve size.
...and you look like a nice guy. Wish I could give you a cat :)

>>24786373
Clint Howard is that you

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>>24788774
Thanks! Buying one soon probably

>how successful are you?
not very considering i don't have one
>what's your strat?
i never have a plan for anything, er i mean, i go with the flow so there is no strat
>general discussion
i've always been curious about tinder. then it devolved into a dating(?) app and now it requires facebook so i kinda lost interest in getting it. also i'm not "boyfriend" material for a lot of superficial reasons.

>>24788835
anon, a friendly suggestion, put that picture on tinder instead of the first one, you look much better there no homo

>>24788374
>This picture
why would i swipe right on this faggot

>>24788835
>This picture
DESTROY. MY. BOYPUSSY. RIGHT. NOW.

so do what >>24788917 said

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I pull more tail than a retard at the zoo.

>how successful are you?
I don't swipe right often, I live near the border so almost everyone I can match with is on the other side

>what's your strat?
Swipe with someone I think is cute

>general discussion
How to start a convo? This is probably what I'm the fucking worst at. I have no idea how to start one without coming off like a creep

>how successful are you?
100% success
>what's your strat?
I'm a girl and I have a cat. No dog filter.
>general discussion
I hate everyone. Why can't I meet anyone handsome and intelligent.

Anyone else noticed the amount of cringey girls out there? Like I never realised how many beta girls there are coz they don't get the spotlight like guys. But in my profile there's multiple pics of me with spliffs (Yeah I know it gets me less matches but I don't want to meet a girl that doesn't smoke anyway) and the amount of cringe inducing messages I get from girls like 'Let me smoke that joint I like drugs' is mad.

>>24786372
Thinking of getting back on Tinder but I heard its far more pay to play now. Here are my stats from a year ago.
>how successful are you?
I used Tinder for 1 week. I had a 10% match rate. I swiped about 1500 total. 1000 or so right swipes. 109 matches.
>what's your strat?
Least offensive profile possible. Uni I went to, Hobbies, A single basic non offensive phrase about my life.
>general discussion
My goal was to see what girls I could match with in one week. Basically, an ego boost. So I made my profile as broad and basic as possible, no humor or anything that could potentially offend. Picked things that were universally liked. Having higher education and having unique exciting hobbies are both plusses, so I mentioned those. Overall I did far better than I thought I would. I wonder though how many inactive girls appeared in my stack throwing off my statistics.

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I don't know what's wrong, but I can't seem to get a single match. I've had this for like a month. I know I'm not a 10 but I haven't been told I'm hideous so evidently I'm doing something wrong.

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>>24789708

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>>24788981
I feel better about my profile now. Should have a few more matches now hopefully

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Considering making one, how is it and would I do alright?

>>24786372
I don't have Tinder but I def wanna fuck you. Where you at?

>>24790392
You're a qt desu

>>24788702
Moved from /r9k/ to /soc/.

>>24788835
This picture is cute as fuck.

>>24789227
3edgy5me

>>24789249
Standard convo opening: state one thing about their profile that made you interested without it being their looks. It can be a clothing item you liked, a phrase they used, where they are, etc. Say your hello, why you wanted to match with them, and then ask a general question they can answer. It can be related to the thing you mentioned you like, or it can be something that would start a conversation. For instance, we have a huge snow storm where I live right now, so I've been asking people how they're spending their weekends inside. Just anything to get the ball rolling!

>>24789708
>>24789712
Your pictures suck. You look about 15, and the cosplay stuff is going to alienate most people.

>>24790392
You're cute. Smile if you put up a picture, though.

So like, a year ago, I was messaging this girl and I mispelt a word in my message. I was saying we could meet somewhere but it accidentally came out as "meat". Now, it was probably a result of me typing fast/multitasking and not looking at my phone, but she posted the message on twitter. I don't know why, but she did. She acted grossed out that I would say that. Does "meat" mean fuck? Or was she overreacting?

lose the emofag haircut

lose the autistic cosplay

gain a little muscle

take pictures in normal clothes, outside, your main pic should be of you, you should also have some pictures with (non-autistic) friends

also i don't think most tinder girls are looking for "a nice night in", which makes me wonder, are you using it for finding a serious girlfriend or for hookups? i'm starting to think that tinder may not be best place for you, it's really just for hookups and occasionally normies go on there to find serious relationships, and you are definitely not a normie

i don't think many chicks will like/care about any of the facts you put in your bio, most girls are just looking for chad or at the very least a non-nerd, also that pun sucked

seriously tho, girls on tinder are not looking for le beta nerdy boyfriend, i doubt you want to change your personality to be more normal, so it's probably just a better idea to try find a girl at one of your cosplay conventions rather than tinder. also read "models" by mark manson, pretty much every dude could learn at least one thing from that

unless you're just looking for casual sex in which case do all i said and don't tell any bitches about your autistic interests, go full normie

>>24790664
>>24789708
>>24789712
fucking hell i meant to reply to these two

>>24790521
meat can mean dick, don't think it's used to mean fuck. also I hope you're not obsessing about what some chick said to you a full year ago bro, if you're just seriously confused then that's alright

>>24786384
Small thing that might not seem like THAT big of a deal.

BUUUUUUT!

Rather than saying "I am a guitarist in a band" say that "I play and enjoy guitar" or something along those lines.

It's a small difference but people prefer to hear about your interests or passions. Not so much "things you do"

>>24786377
If you know any girls (please spare me the pity jokes) then ask for their advice on what pictures to use, its the best advice and really the only advice that matters. Men can tell you what they learned from years of analysis and it wont be as accurate as what a girl can tell you.

>>24786399
>sure

ok

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>>24788374
Seriously just say you are 6'

>>24790749
I would disagree actually. Like you said, no big deal, but from a woman's perspective, they like a man that they can imagine being with in their head.

Let me try to explain: By saying you are a guitarist in a band, they have a pre-conceived notion of what a band member might be, so they would think you are more "interesting" or "exciting" because most women have a positive idea in their head about what a band member guy does.

If you simply say "I enjoy guitar" there is no special persona associated with that, and you aren't as interesting in their head.

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>>24790846

That picture is hilarious

>>24786373

Handsome as fuck, you seem chill. Would befriend and enjoy beers and manly activities

>>24789708

I want you.

>>24789708

Come to me.

>>24789708

How old are you anon? Do you love me back? I am very attractive.

>>24786385
I like the bio, but I would consider changing it IF you want more matches, especially if youre just on there to fug. If you search for girls who have similar interests to you I would obviously leave it up and maybe even add a few more things you do.
>>24788835
>>24788374
I would do as advised and change picture and height. I would also maybe make the bio a bit more exciting, even though I dig the humor in it I would suspect a lot of grills wont understand it which would unjustified make you just look quite boring.
>>24789708
You dont look bad, but you have pictures that display you in a way that make you more unattractive then you actually are.
I would ditch 2,3,5,6. Make 4 your joke picture that shows that youre goofy and like to have fun and make 1 your third or second picture. You should try to not look skelly on your first pic (struggling with that aswell) whilst showing of your strenght (your face and hair). Do you have some pictures that you could consider instead of the ones you are using right now?

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Which of the pictures would be good for a tinder profile? I want to create one.

>>24790350
I would make the order like this: 2,4,1,3 but thats really just personal preference. It does look better now :)
>>24790392
You would do good definetly! But I wouldnt use a selfie as a first picture, try to look a bit more positive and socialable (then on this picture) and you'll drown in pussy!

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Second one

>>24790350
Do you have any pictures of you with other people?
You look like a bit of a loner is all
>>24791296
I F and G are good, A as well if you can zoom out a bit, otherwise it's a bit intense
H would be good but you have a beam covering your face, but apart from that it's fine. E doesn't really make sense without H to go with it.
C is a good one to use for a later picture, since it shows you out and about, and by then they already know what you look like.
>>24791297
L is good, looks fun
The others are a bit tryhard or immature, which might unnecessarily put girls off. So really it just depends on who you're trying to attract.

>>24791393
Thanks for the advice man!
My problem really is that I dont have a good main pic and that taking pictures at home against a white wall just looks unattractive.

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Any help would be awesome, just restarted the app and barely getting matches rn.

Bio is:
(The college i go to) sucks, so here I am on this.

6'1 cause apparently that matters

Film Major, because I secretly have no ambition in life.

I'll treat you like Kanye treats Kanye

>>24792378
I think you come off as too goofy.
The first picture that the grills see of you should answer the question "do I wanna fug this guy or nah?" so I would make it a bit more serious,
put yourself more in the foreground and wear more slick and attractive clothing.
You have a good physique, judging from the pics,
you wont have a problem looking good on a normal portrait shot taken somewhere outside.
Just try to highlight the strenghts and hide the weaknesses of your appearance.
The second picture can be you looking a bit more sexy (e.g. showing off your sixpack if you have one), or you doing some activty to show that youre active. Dont use a picture where you are barely visible and looking weirdly. Third can be goofy or you with some friends hanging out showing that you are a social person. The rest are freeballs. Just dont make it as goofy as it is now. You dont really look attractive, mature or sexy on any of those pictures.
Bio is fine IMO, but you could also post some of your interests beside the (great!) major.

Any feedback on my bio? I'm aiming to match with girls with the hipster aesthetic.
>I want a relationship like the one in Gone Girl
>[School]/[Major]
>6'2"
>Fan of board games, coffee, concerts, Netflix, pizza, and shitty art house films.

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Any pointers? Get a few matches every now and then but I'd like to step up my game

>>24792474
You have a top tier Instagram, I hope you have that linked in the description.
First picture should show your face, not your camera. I woud make pic 2 pic 3 and put pic 6 in the now empty space,
it has great lighning and the camera is dope! I would also include a picture with you hanging out with friends, the way it is now you look like kind of a loner.
That said, you do look pretty attractive and pics 1 and 6 are great, so I think you wont have many problems after taking some better ones.
Viel Glück!

>>24786386
ouuuuh beau gosse

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>Live in FL
>Using Tinder for about a week
>Multiple swipe stacks
>Only one match with a 34 year old pear misshapen woman who smelled of cigarette smoke through her picture
>message anyway
>no response

I don't mean to play the race card but I think Tinder is strictly for tall white dudes. Women in the online scene tend to want their white boy Prince charming. I'm not mad, just sad. Appreciate any advice

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>>24792636

>>24792636
what the fuck do you expect with that kind of bio? please tell me you're trolling

>>24792636
>weeb
>manlet
>stacy
Dude nobody on there will have any idea what youre talking about. Also scratch the "sarcastic", I think 27 year olds want a manly man who is very serious n shit. You just come off as 19-20 from your bio. No offense, I have nothing against it, but thats how it will be percieved. Also post all your pictures.

>>24792636
nah i think its your bio

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>>24792666
>>24792661
My bio is trolly but I still expected to get some matches. I'll trash it and see if anything changes but I doubt it.

>>24790678
Not obsessing. Just didn't know what that could have meant that she confused it for, basically. Wasn't sure why a typo was a big deal, and I forgot to ask you guys until now.

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Translation is "I made one thousand experiences, I speak more languages than I need and I have a lot of stories to tell".
I think the pic is the problem since it's a bit too cocky lol. Still get some matches but I know I could do better.

>>24792973
Pic looks cocky (even though its a good picture) and pretentious and so does your bio. You look really good, dont ruin that with something like that.
Just use a normal, tame picture of Your upper body and face (in clothes!) just looking good. Second pic can always show off more.
Dont act like youre big shit in the bio, just list off your interests. I do like the "I speak more languages than I need" line though.

>>24792998
Thanks, replaced with a more "normal" smiling pic and I took away the first sentence raplacing it with "I have silver hair" (I dyed my hair )

>>24793091
Sounds better, good luck with your future endevours on tinder!

R8 my bio

Looking for someone to take over hell with
Aeronautical engineering student
I play the guitar and love cooking and cycling
I have cats
(where i live)

6'0

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I'm in eastern europe should I translate my bio or just leave it.I can't speak the language at all anyways.

>>24793453
uhhhh, isn't 130cm a bit small? like, 4'3" small?

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Intensive use since October, 80 matches, 30/35 good matches, 0 date.
Any advice ?

>>24791296
>>24791297
I like A, B, F, G, and L. You're really cute!

>>24792378
You need a clear picture of your face. I literally don't know which one you are in 2.

>>24792430
Your bio isn't very hipster-y, so you probably won't match with them.

>>24792474
Your photos are neat and shows that you have a passion for something, but girls still want to see your face.

>>24792636
Insufferable. I'd never go anywhere near you with a bio like that.

>>24792973
Too pretentious.

>>24793453
130cm has to be incorrect. Also, if you can't speak the language of wherever you are, you could always say you're looking to learn it and could use a practice partner! Lots of people love sharing their language and culture with foreigners.

>>24793575
I like picture 2 more than 1 for your main picture. It looks way more natural and like you're having fun, whereas 1 feels a bit forced. What does the rest of your profile say?

Can someone give/paste the quick run-down of which pictures to use and what to put in your bio?

>>24793575
Uhhh yeah, actually ask someone to go on a date with you. Don't ask them what they wanna do, already have a set plan etc.

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I do alright, get my fair share of matches
tinder easy when you'are jolteon

How do I get girls off Tinder to hook up with me lads? I get a pretty good amount of swipes but once I've asked them out I have no idea what to do. Should I just meet them for a drink and see how it goes? The uncertainty makes me nervous.

Have I fucked up?

Heve tinder on my phone. Created a second Fb/tinder account on my tablet a day or two ago. Different name, different age but same profile pic, and same cell (mobile) used as verification.

Today I can't get in to either tinder account.

Says Login With Facebook but when I hit the link it won't complete.

Could their be probs with tinder or facebook ... or have I fucked up and lost my matches?

>>24788835
You look 1000 times better in this photo m8

>swipe everyone right
>no matches
>zero
>weeks and weeks of absolutely no matches
>massively demoralized
>buy tinder plus as a last ditch effort
>swipe incessantly over the weekend
>nothing
>have an idea
>change my location to a city on the other side of the state
>close the app for 24hrs
>just now swipe the first ten people (with order set to recently active)
>6 matches

So apparently it's my location.

>>24796092
What state bud

>>24796096
Ohio, unfortunately

About an hour southwest of Cleveland. Switched location to Columbus.

>>24793513
Thanks I did the math in my head should of double checked that

I've never used tinder. Mainly because I don't want it appearing in my Facebook. I've heard it doesn't show up but is that true?

Any tips on openers? I'm getting an ok number of matches, but i can never get replies with anything from trying to start a conversation about something on their profile or the cheesy pick up lines

>>24786385
you: so what are you wearing to our date tonight?
me: something bulletproof

>>24796278

It doesn't post anything. It's used to show if you have any friends in common or shared interests.

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Ok so im fairly successful on the matching part like ive got like two hundred but i dont know how to connect with a woman because im pretty much socially retarded. Like even the girls that super like me hold shitty ass conversations and i cant hold a conversation either and i just feel like such a fuckass fucking failing at every social interaction. Help me please i want to die.

>>24796739
You look like one of the redneck guys on Moonshiners. The one with the motorcycle.

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> In b4 grandpa

Mostly, it's just to see whats out there. Most recent woman I was on and off with put me in a bad place mentally around new years, and I'm just kinda done. Also been sleeping with my ex of 5 years, decided to stop that as well. Start fresh.

Yes, it might seem utterly unimaginable, but there have been women that actually wanted to be around me.

Obviously haven't gotten much in the way of hits, but I'm not expecting to. I need to drop about 50 fucking pounds and not be so much of a self-hating prick, but this is on the off chance someone can actually understand the charm of a sarcastic asshole.

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>>24797016
This is what I want to get back to...10 years past.

I know I'm probably pissing in the wind, but let me be an example of not letting yourself go to shit as you get older. It only gets harder to get back what you once had.

>>24795516
What my friend did once was set it up so there was no expectation to fuck afterwards, so they just got to know each other on the first date. Then she was more comfortable to go to his place and fug him on the second

>>24795719
Go into your phone settings and find facebook. Whatever account it shows there is the one tinder is linked to. Sometimes if you go on the web and log onto facebook it will ask if you want this profile to be the one stored in your phone or something to that affect.

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Is he right /soc/?

>>24797489
Actually tinder does do some fucked up shit to your dopamine levels

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I'm in a position to tap this but I can't decide.

Her bio is a two paragraph rant about her long previous relationship and how she finally is over it and feels beautiful, so, she's probably crazy.

>>24789708
You're painfully average, and pictures 3, 4, and 5 probably put at below average. Your profile doesn't make you look cool. The guitar or bass or whatever that is is interesting but you look like a dork in it. Cosplay/larp stuff brings you waaay down too. Sorry to be blunt but your profile isn't something a girl would look at and be interested in.

This can all be fixed with better pictures with better fashion and a better haircut. The only other way you'll get matches is to completely lower your standards. Hell, its better to leave out bad pictures than to fill up your profile with 6 bad ones.

>>24791296
A, I, and G only. The other pictures will only hurt you.

>>24797605
If she got to write 2 paragraphs to say she's over it she ain't over it kek

>>24789311
Maybe you're neither of those.

>>24790664
How do you hook up with this? Do I straight up ask to fuck?

>>24789712
would date..too bad literally no one lives in PA

>>24797605
yah...she's not over it

>>24790496
>Standard convo opening

i don't use tinder, but the dating apps i DO use, i try this very thing and i never get a response. at best, they read my message and move on

i'm not a particularly terrible-looking guy; i'm just a chubster looking for another qtchub

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>tfw you have a ton of matches but you're too autistic to even talk to grills

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>>24786372
I just wanted something fun.

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Have 101 matches currently. My about me changes frequently but the last one was "Some of you hoes need this website burnthefatblog.com"

Had a number of unmatches due to myself being a cunt and trolling.

What can I do better /soc/, I've only met one girl from here and when I get a girls number or snapchat there's usually another guy they fuck with over me

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>>24798120
Here is the full profile

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I get no love, any pointers?

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I don't take it too seriously

My approach is just saying the dumbest shit I possibly can and only keep talking to the ones that think I'm funny
Only met up with 3 girls so far but I slept with all 3

>>24797489
>mini-golf

way to go Garyyy


Garyyyy! woo!

no homo.

>>24797489
I like this guy

>>24798120
>>24798158
You remind me so much of myself lmao

>>24797605
looks like a slut, btw she is on tinder to get over her ex. Will probably fuck you real fast though if you want low effort sex.

>>24798034
She's awesome, playing along and shit. Why is it hard to finish your pick up line?

>>24798360
Less exclamation points, drop any give away that you are unsure of yourself. INSTANT left swipe because of that. Pics matter more though.

>>24798545
Nice bio

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Alright the bio is a little bit shorter and more concise now.

"I love cooking good food and I make the best Pizza, hands down. Also I'm half German, Half American who loves adventures, food, and Netflix!"

and my pics!

>>24799224
Bio is better now, maybe add other interests besides food, but its fine since bios are not the most important.

Its hard to pick picture 1 or 2 for your main one. You look better in 2, but girls do prefer the body shot. If you could get a clear body shot with better clothes than in 1, it would be great. Also don't make it a mirror selfie.

>>24799397
>qw11RESZ
How about Kik? I have a couple of other options.
wasted0087 is my kik

>>24798034
"because u raisin my dick"
?????
what was it anon, i must know

>>24798360
"I'm an adventurous, outdoorsy, German-American with an appreciation for good food.
Far more importantly, I make great pizza. If that doesn't get your attention I don't know what will."

You're welcome.

>>24797489
Yeah that must go over real well with the ladies.
>mini-golf
What the fuck were you thinking, Gary?

>>24798360
First sentence is not only entirely pointless but projects a lack of confidence. Also it's the first sentence of 50% of tinder bios.

Second sentence, calm DOWN - way too much punctuation. Too much emphasis. Moving on...

More seriously, the 1% of women who care about the quality of your homemade pizza could be told about it in fewer words.

Third sentence also says basically nothing. Unless being half German is part of your identity (if you speak the language for example) nobody gives a flying fuck about your genetics dude.

"Likes to adventure to new places and try new things. I enjoy food, outdoors, and Netflix!" is also on 50% of all tinder bios. This is seriously the most generic shit ever.

Your bio tells me literally nothing unique or interesting about you, except that you make pizza, which isn't going to seal the deal. Are you an autistic shut in with no friends or hobbies? (It's okay, I am too). You need to either tell a joke, describe what you actually /do/ that's unique, or both.

>>24799730
Not him but "then how about a date"

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If I specify the kid isn't mine would this make a good pic? Just my neice.

>>24800451
noooooooo that is a terrible pic lol holy shit. having a pic with a baby and saying it aint my baby is great but keep trying

>>24786372
I properly met my bf on tinder, and we're not sure how to tell people of our "meeting story". We knew each other before but wouldn't have started talking if not for the fact be both mutually knew we were interested thanks to tinder.

>>24800556
Aw man, I thought that was a pretty good pic of me :/

Nope, short, below average in looks and scrawny.

Got one match, but she says she's just looking for friends but also has agoraphobia? Think she just felt bad for me or wanted validation. Obviously she doesn't want to meet, probably only messages me back out of pity.

>>24800595
The worse your looks the more absolutely essential it is to get at least one good picture of yourself. You can bump your score /10 up two or three points with photography alone.

>>24800575
>>24800556
For what's it worth I also think it's a decent pic, but I'm a straight man and don't know what your other pics are, YMMV

>>24800571
Maybe it's just me, but... who cares? I mean that, how often do people bring that up? "How did you meet" is the least interesting conversation I can imagine having with a couple.

I'd just say how you actually originally met and leave it at that, IE, "we knew each other through school".

>>24800635
One of my lecturers asked us both at dinner once "so how did you two meet?" and we hadn't discussed it before. I just said "we've known each other a while but only started talking recently online" which is true. But my bf said to me privately afterwards "that's not reeeeeally true, is it, we met on tinder, c'mon"

>>24798120
You actually look quite good and you seem like a fun guy, but I think you shouldnt use pic two at all, youre way in the back there. I would also use current pic one as pic 2 and choose something else where you look a bit more attractive as a catch. Otherwise youre fine though!
>>24798545
Made me kek. Thanks anon!
>>24799224
You look good, but taking mirror selfies and that bonnet are both just very unnatractive. You look like a sanic roleplayer with that thing on!
Let some friend take a decent body shot of you, use that as your main one and you'll be fine
>>24800571
I personally wouldnt give a shit. I wouldnt want to hang with people who are so fucked up that they judge you for something like that. B urself.
>>24800451
Pic looks decent, but I think you look pretty good already so you can definetly do better with a way more simple shot of you. If you want to go for cuteness, just borrow the dog of a friend and snap a few pics with it. Im a guy but if I was a girl, trying to find somebody to fuck on tinder I wouldnt want to see that person with a kid, kills the mood.
>>24800734
He knows whats up

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So I met this girl off tinder like a week ago. Fucking score.

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>>24801006
Fair enough, as far as a dog thing goes actually I have four of my own, two of which four of my own, two of which are puppies. So I have a lot of potential there. Thank you for the constructive feedback.

>>24801261
Woah my voice to text got really weird in the middle bit there, kek

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Be honest. I need to do better.

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>>24801316

Bio

>>24801316

Also cant decide if I wanna cut my hair or not...

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>>24801316

And all the rest

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Doing pretty damn good considering I live in bumfuck nowhere.

>>24801319
Dude everything here is wrong. Nuke it and pretend to be a man. Anime? Video games? Social anxiety? Also restyle that hair please. You've got a ball of clay for hair, get someone to sculpt it and I think you'll look awesome man. So much potential wasted.

>>24801336

I appreciate the honesty.

Well how do i get those across? Honestly I am looking for someone whos into that or okay with it. I cant socialize with all these really attractive basic chicks. I am not the type to go out to clubs or anything.

The hair I agree. I have no clue what to do and wanna cut it short. But i was considering going somewhere and just asking them to do whatever will make it look good.

>>24801375
You can be sensitive without saying you're explicitly socially awkward. Also don't try to be so flexible to the girls interests, most girls like a guy who is his own man. Your interests are inherently unattractive I think. Girls like guys who work out or do outdoorsy shit or work on cars.

What you have here I think is just completely inappropriate for tinder in general. Maybe something like OKCupid or PoF would work better since you won't be judged so superficially. Girls are going to judge you for your hobbies, so if all you do is program and play videogames and sperg out, well you won't get too many matches.

As for your hair, just do some fashion research and see what looks good on guys with faces like yours. In general just try to look cleaner.

Try to get some pics with other guys, it'll make you look social and approachable.

>>24801409

Ill check those out.

Ill have to see what I can find out. I get paid pretty nicely since I did a lot of OT this week so maybe ill go somewhere good for my hair and prolly shave my face clean.

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Simple as that.
Lot of matches but 1 date so far.

>>24801435
Right on man, good luck. Get dat pussy

>>24801331
You're actually a very cute guy, although agree comments about your hair. I wouldn't necessarily get rid of everything in your bio - I mean if you're looking for a girl who like anime and video games, why post some bullshit about football or clubbing. However, it's a bit long -tinder profiles should be short and snappy. I would get rid of the 'social anxiety' part for sure, and probably the introvert part too. Make it shorter, focus on the positive and you're good to go! (from a grill)

>>24801409
His interests are not inherently unattractive, but his apparent self loathing is. Be positive about what you want from life, what your passions are, and about yourself.

>>24801575
>>24801583

Thanks gang!

>>24801583
OK fair enough. But I have been told that seeing me do car work makes some girls wet instantly. Never has anyone said that about me playing hearthstone.

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Any advice for my pictures? I've had some success in New York, but I figure I can always do better.

>>24801994
All your pictures are top tier, you could pass as a model. Why the fuck are you on 4chan??

Anyways, I wouldnt make a group picture on place one and two, thats really confusing. Nobody knows if youre one of the gooks or not until the third picture. A lot of grills dont have that patience.
Im sure you have more pictures, but with the current ones I would change the order like this: 3,5,1,4 and scratch 6 and 2
3 isnt optimal for main picture though, since they wont be able to see your physique.

>>24801994
yo dude post a picture of only you as your main picture. besides that the pics are great but get down to like 3-4 pictures. the less pictures the less desperate someone seems

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Alright why not

>how successful are you
Only about 70 matches rn bc I really don't play much after my gf moved in with me (who I met on tinder) and I'm extremely picky.

>what's your strat?
I'm a body builder among a lot of other things, so I show it off in my profile. Topless pic first and all my other hobbies next.

>>24802152
calm down

>>24802267
are you in an open relationship?

>>24802439
Yes

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ayy bbygurl want sum fuk

works 9/10 times

>>24801261
Do pics with your dogs and you are literally golden.

>own tinder plus
>set location to some big city in another state to see what happens
>turn on smart photos
>16 hours later
>top photo changes to something I'd have never guessed would be best

Fucking science. Now I guess I may as well A/B test all the photos I've got and survival of the fittest out a top 5/6.

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>>24802510
Sweden yes?

>>24801994
First pic should always be just you. Otherwise stellar pics.

>>24801483
Don't change anything.

>>24801331
I'd use any pictures you have with others. I hate seeing profiles with 6 pics of just the girl. Otherwise, fix your hair and trim your description. Vidya and anime are fine, but consider the types and amount of girls that would be interested from that.

>>24796371
underrated

>>24801319
You're not serious

>>24802510
Hey, look! It's Leonardo di DiCaprio's retarded cousin!

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My bio says that I'm a psychologyst and a teacher , I enjoy traveling , music and making new things . I have dark humor and something like let's talk about anything .
How can I improve ?

Anyone got an image series of Chads? I'm thinking of trying to woo girls in with my personality to see if they actually like me, and when the time is right to reveal that I'm ugly as fuck and see if they still want to be with me.

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I get a decent amount of matches.

Only ever gotten one date though. What the fuck do I talk about? It's really weird to be communicating through text

also, r8 my profile pls

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>>24804121
Also these are the photos I used , the potato quality of my cellphone makes them look blurry

>>24804286
general tip is no selfies, get some pics that tell people more about your character. When I look at these pics I literally don't think anything. I've also found that short and witty bios work better than ones where you're telling folks who you are.

I think that the point is that the girl needs to get the impression that you're casually chillin and she digs you, rather than that you're trying to make her dig you. But hey, that's just me theorizing, I ain't no woman scientist.

>>24804296
I agree in the part of the selfies , I'm fucking dead inside to pull something in my bio , well maybe but I think it could be cringy in the end, and teach me your ways in the part of the cool photos

Guy with long hair, mixed success. Girls I have met have been pretty awesome and almost have always smoked me up.

This one girl I've literally never hung out with and not been high, pretty sure she drugged me in some donuts she bought me once.

First time we had anything "date-like" we drove around at dusk smokin bluntz, went to a part and walked down a bird watching trail. We then walked over a knocked over barbed wire fence, sat on a log and smoked another blunt and chatted. We ended up freakin out, she scratched her leg crazy deep. Had to buy first aid shit and fix her leg before she went home.

We hung out a few times after that. Pretty cool chick.

>>24804342
Idk, you look like you got a face that could look really good with a particular styling and haircut, but i don't feel like your clothes and hair are really bringing it out. Try posting on /fa/ and askin em for hair and style advice.

Also, get involved in some social shit, it's not only good for you, but also due to the fact that it is the current year, you are inevitably going to end up having pictures of yourself having fun as a result.

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>>24786372
Can I get some advice how to initiate a conversation?

Just got my first few matches, hit up two ladies, complimented on on her hair style, and another about her photography with her IG link, no response from either.

waht do?

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>>24786372
Not at all, I'm selective.
My bio is probably terrible, I tried to bee myself.
My friend told me online dating for Ethnic dudes is pretty painful to begin with.

>>24804409
>My friend told me online dating for ugly Ethnic dudes is pretty painful to begin with.

FTFY

>>24804411
Thanks for the advice?

>>24804423
sigh

take some really good pics, doing things, good side of you, shirtless but not a selfie

look like sex, get sex p easy

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I've met a few girls from Tinder. I went on a few dates with one, she was awesome. We just both got busy, I think, we're both managers, so that's probably why we quit talking. Is it weird to hit them back up after a few months of that?

I posted my profile, tried to be vague and relatable.
Also, yes, I know, I need pics without shades, but I never have my picture taken, it's either that or one of those awful shots in the bathroom everybody loves so much.

>>24804392
Ask questions. people like to talk about themselves.

>>24804430
That isn't my first pic, my other photos aren't selfies and I'm doing stuff.

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>>24804426

As for story, just broke up with a girl I met on tinder, relationship lasted only 8-9 months

But Yee, my favorite pic is the biege headshot

>>24804375
I'll do my best , thanks for your kind word words men ! I'll try to be more social and shit

not successfull
strat swipe right
shit app for shit women
/thread

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I think I've dated 12 girls off tinder over the course of about 2 years. Longest time dating was only like 2 months.

>>24804485
Oh shit you found the statue.

>>24804490
probably the most valuable pic of me for tinder desu

>>24804436
like what?

now hows your day

or what kind of camera is that?
???

>>24804498
can I get examples of how conversations supposed to go that are not some meme pickup lines? cause that's all I can find

>>24804502

just be charming man. i dunno. make a joke about one of their pictures. it's always best to begin already in reference to them and not say something generic. just actually put forth effort in every response, but without looking eager. be funny, and only resort to random questions about them if the natural flow of the conversation is falling off. if you really can't get a vibe at all for them before saying anything say something weird, "hi i'm not a fuckboy," "who the hell are you" i don't know man fuck.

just
DO NOT be eager
DO NOT compliment them

and reciprocate their mood/response time without being boring or acting completely uninterested. also accept your losses and move on. don't look pathetic, don't double message, it will just fuck up your psyche

>likes coffee, cats, & cinema

Am I cutting the my bio too brief here? Reckon it's likely to be an issue? I get that writing a short essay is a bad idea, but it feels so bare-bones.

>>24804502
Find something in their photos, ask about it. "where was X taken" etc, pick an interest they said in their bio, ask them about it, or do like >>24804555 said. Even shit like "who the hell are you" is a world better than "hey". Just spout stupid meme tier shit if you've got to.

When they say not looking for a hookup, but post racy pics, are they just being whores, and are looking for a hookup?

I dont get it

>>24804582
Whore looking for a hookup, but wants to think of herself as a chaste member of high society. It's cognitive dissonance.

>>24804582
>>24804586
Wants to look good and show off what she has what's wrong with that?

Don't you want to look good for potential sutitors?

Any tips on creating a profile pure for hookups that will filter out anyone looking for a serious commitment but isn't all in your face about being casual?

My previous tinder account had a lot of success but a lot of women wanted something more than what I could offer and it caused many a deals not fully close.

>>24804596
There's nothing wrong with that necessarily, but like, I get the image of the generic party-girl in my head based on that description. Not "girl who might have put in 1 or 2 beach photos".

It's not an image that portrays "no-hookups".

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I got zero matches and now the app won't work for me

>>24804607
"Generic party girl" doesn't mean slut all the time. You have to know that with social media it's hard to tell the slut from the tease.

>>24802267
heh
im in phx, used to glowstick / rave, and bike life.

you look like a gsxr bro

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>>24786372
I've had about 4 or 5 matches since I got tinder two weeks ago, but they were all from other campuses roughly 70 miles away. My campus mostly attracts agriculture students, so a lot of "country girls", which isn't my type. All the ones I'm swiping right are from other campuses.

Not really sure what to improve on.

>>24804582
It means she wants to go on one date to get to know you and then have sex the next time.

>>24786386
s'il te plaît poste des photos de la nana en corset

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advice? not getting matches like i used to even though I havent changed my profile much in the last 6 months

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Fuck it here we got, just got back after 2 years off it. I want to swap pics 2 and 3 around but it's not fucking letting me, Also I definitely didn't have one maybe two of the pics and it swapped them back in for some reason but I don't remember what I had so whatever.

No matches for a decent amount of swipes in a couple days, any tips?

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So I'm socially retarded, what do:

>girl has "my pussy tastes like pepsi-cola, my eyes are wide like cherry pies" in bio
>ask how many openers like "I love pepsi" she gets
>replies with "every time" and a gif of some black chick jiggling boobs licking lips

this mean she's up for hook ups or what? her bio also included actual information which confused me. As I said, retarded

>>24805746
Ask her out to dinner or to come over and watch Netflix

Depends how confident you are

>>24805757
I can't right now tho, do I just ask her to come over this weekend or ignore until later?

>>24805437
20 F here

Your profile feels a little disjointed desu. Pic 6 needs to go, it looks really out of place and isn't doing anything for you. It seems to all over the place. Focus on three solid interests you have and talk about those. You're all over the place with it seems with interests and you look different in every picture. Pic 4 is the best I'd start out with that one though maybe crop your friend out. then go with pic 1. hope this helps

>>24804238
Bumping this. Please help.

>>24804238
Stop acting like a fat girl

>>24806924
Thanks for that, will clean it up. Pic 4 was like 4 years ago though, and was the one tinder decided to put back in for no reason - still #1 it?

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I saw a lot of people using this line (if you could even call it a line). Problem is I have no idea what's next.

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Is this person trying to sell me weed

I will charge my phone

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Suggestions please

>>24808244
For people who don't have iPhones, those flags will just show up as a jumble of two letter codes.

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I assume this gets a bit easier as you get older and girls gravitate to guys older than themselves in this kind of dating scene.

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Someone rate? I'll post bio next

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>>24809155
With bio

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My photos are trash but that's okay because I am trash

>>24807871
"Exactly the girl I was hoping to find on here" come on dude this shit writes itself

>>24797052
you look like a fat eminem

>>24809117
Good to know but I use a Samsung Galaxy though

How do I get more badonk with my tinder

Like shit, you wieners never reply to me

>>24804442

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Any feedback? I dont really get that many matches

I haven't been on /soc/ for a while now, but I've decided to visit for nostalgia's sake. While I'm here I might as well help you guys out a bit.

I don't use Tinder anymore because I got what I wanted from it; a fuck buddy & the number of a girl who has a lot of potential. The process took me about a year and a boat load of trial and error, but I think I've figured it out.

Here's my tips that I can offer you:

>lower your standards by ~2 points
Face it. You social skills are shit, and you're really out of touch with your emotions. If you can't say the right things, you need to compensate that with your attractiveness. If your communication skills are crap the chances of landing a girl with looks is really fucking slim, especially when there are guys who understand how to play the game.

>get rid of small talk (at least not during the 1st conversation)
Small talk is boring, mundane, and unoriginal. If a girl wanted to small talk with someone, she'd talk to her parents. Talk about juicy stuff such as one another's problems (I'm talking about deep rooted problems such as senpai issues, issues with self, life crisis's, etc.). You're always going to have to go first.

>be real with her
As much as you love to keep everything to yourself, and think that girls love "strong silent types" the large majority don't. The large majority of girls have no fucking Idea what they want until you hand it to them on a silver platter. Above all else (minus basic sexual attraction) girls want a guy that knows themselves; it gives the impression that you have your shit together, and if you got your shit together maybe you can also help them get their shit together. Introspection is hard to come by in today's world, the sooner you get it down, the faster you can stop being forever alone. The quickest way to achieve introspection, from my own experience, is through psychedelics (LSD, or shrooms). They do a great job popping your ego that you've been inflating since middle school.

>>24791296
G A B ez wat

>>24792636
Yeah bro, rethink your bio you can probably pull mad poon.

>>24809350
to finish off my tips:

>ask for her number before you end the first convo
your 1st conversation should have a clear structure just like your essays. It should have a beginning middle and end. A sample of a structure that works pretty well for me is included below:

>Ice breaker
>cut to chase
>tell me something good
>share something deep
>respond meaningfully to her response
>now it's your turn
>give an in depth response to what she said
>let the conversation branch off from there
>once it starts loosing pace, break it off
>show your appreciation for the convo and follow up with asking for number
>establish connection with the number and tell her ttyl

>call it a day

>>24809158
I know cuddling is innocent, but it makes you look needy. Most unattractive trait for a man. As for pics, take some better ones. Take a full body shit with a timer, no selfie shit.

>>24809262
pic 2 or 3 as main pic, or take a better clearer one. Girls want to see what you look like, not what your hat looks like. You could add something basic to the bio and be ok, since you got the main thing down which is your height.

>>24809480
>full body shit
lol

>>24809393
What do you mean by "tell me something good"

Shit feels like too much work with no payout

>Make convo, girl gets cold shoulder later on and there goes that
>As a male Im expected to initiate all conversations and questions
>Most of the time its just a few words of a response.

Sex robots can't come soon enough. I'm not in the mood to compete with other faggots.

Does anyone else have the fucking app randomly deleting or moving around photos even with that "smart" shit off?

Also, anyone tried Bumble? AFAIK it's basically the same thing made by a breakaway Tinder dev, but the idea is that only girls can message first. Plus in my experience so far it has a way better proportion of non-troglodyte looking women although I've had just as little success in my 2 days on

>>24809569
You need to have an above average tinder profile to even get any matches at all on bumble, but yes, I hear the girls are better. I am doing test runs of my profile on tinder, then gonna switch over to mainly bumble.

>>24809393
Also you seem pretty gud, what's a good opener?

>>24809569
>Does anyone else have the fucking app randomly deleting or moving around photos even with that "smart" shit off?
Update, when this happened I lost my only match. Wouldn't be surprised if shitty glitches were stopping me from getting matches in the first place, or maybe I'm just hideous

>23
>match an 18 year old
>no clue what to say
>sweats internally

I guess I'll just unmatch and stick to girls my age

>>24810185
Bro, what
That's wellllll within your range

>>24810206
I don't know how to relate to a high schooler man

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>>24786372
How do I bio lads
>>24810225
The age difference isn't that big man

>>24810230
But the life experiences are

I've gone to college, I have a job

Even if my goal is to hit it and quit it I just don't know how to talk to a person that's still in high school

>>24810239
You're on 4chan and the internet in general. You're talking to high schoolers more often than you even know. They're not much different from you and I.

>>24810185

Just tell her you want sum fuk

Anyway I've had a decent joke-exchanging convo going on with some chick for the last few days, how do I progress without just saying I want sum fuk?

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I have a really high success rate even though I am rather selective! And most people I've met through tinder have been very interesting; the sort of people I probably wouldn't bump into in my daily life o: it's always good to have something in your bio that's something they can bring up after matching so that they don't feel out on a limb.
Met a guy the other night who was super interesting- German studying heritage, and very well travelled!

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>>24810873
Also saved the more raunchy photo for no.5, but still keeping it classy

>>24810230

i would honestly just leave " 6'5" physics student" as the only thing in your bio. Also, delete #1 and maybe make #3 your main pic. Idk i dont like the pictures all that much in general.

>>24810873
you have a high success rate because you're a female. That is all.

>>24786372
this woman looks very old

>>24810873
>>24810877
You did a really shitty job of hiding your personal info, Amber.

Quick! I added someone in a Tinder-like app. She added me back, I talked to her this morning, she's online now (was idle then) but she isn't responding. Should I insist now?

>>24810873
>>24810877
Nice work on hiding your bmi in your pictures lmao!

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Thoughts on pics? Also i havent met anyone irl idk why :((

>>24811304
you seem the type to expect all men to carry conversations while you type two word sentences and act uninterested

>>24811304
1 is cute
2 is alright
Lose 3
4 is a kinda unique personality shot
I'd lose 5, and maybe 6

You're best improvement would be to get a group activity and/or outdoor shot.

You didn't ask, but your bio is pretty boring. Which is strange because you seem pretty quirky. It doesn't say anything interesting about you, it doesn't give your matches anything to talk to you about, and it doesn't express interest or excitement about talking to them.

Help! >>24811215

What do you guys message empty profiles?

You know, no bio, nothing remarkable in the pics.

>>24810873
I'm pretty sure the reason that you're successful with tinder is that you have a vagina.

>>24811304
Trying way too hard

>>24811658
Explain

>>24811828
You're trying way too hard to looks le unique and leave quirky. Be more casual, it's less exasperating.

>>24789708
Everyone only talking about your pictures is missing the most important thing.

You don't write "I'm a cut above the rest". It makes you look incredibly arrogant. You're supposed to show it through your pics or when you speak, if you have to say it you're not.

Also I would indeed remove pics 2 and 3 as well. Cosplay stuff doesn't make you look bad except to bitches which you wouldn't get along with anyway, you can keep it it shows you're fun and do stuff with people.

>>24791296
A I F G seems best. You're cute.

>>24792636
It's sad because you're not even ugly but you're completely out of reality.

>>24811964
A cut above the rest is supposed to be a fencing joke

>>24797016
You should remove your second pic.

>>24805395
Exchange your 4th and 1st picture. Profit.

>>24809331
Open your eye more for better pics. Don't look down.

>>24811304
Girl you're gorgeous. Location ?

>>24812032
i feel like its cheating. my current first picture is from last fall. the 4th picture is from 3 years ago but i have it there because i dont have many photos of myself to pick from

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I have lots of good results on Tinder.
Will gladly give advice.

>>24812248
your like a hippie faggot who bangs other smelly hippie whores with aids

>>24812248
Why do people keep putting their Meyer-Briggs? Will those four letters get me laid?

>>24812297
Because it can tell you a lot about someone... People who are familiar with all the types would appreciate knowing what type someone is

>>24812297
If you know the types well enough it gives you a bit of leverage - knowing how each type acts in a general sense.

Also if it's on their bio, you can make convo about it. If it's not in their bio they will always mention it and make convo about it. If they know nothing about it you can use that to your advantage on the date by telling them about it and being all like ohhh take the test blah blah blah

Well worth it.

>>24812324
Okay dennis reynolds

>>24812326
Lmfao

>>24812355
Low quality pic with shades that clash with shirt shows that you don't care at all about your own appearance or have a very good sense of style.

Unless your job is super fucking impressive I say don't show it.

Irrelevant quote no bueno
Mentions chapstick and beverage - how boring can you be.

Restart from scratch.

>>24797016
If you have decent insurance you should look into TRT
That and getting down to a reasonable BF% should help you out immensely

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My strategy is full disclosure, also the fact that guys don't look at what I've written in my profile helps.
I get a pretty balanced mix of genuine confusion and vitriolic rage.
Trying to attract a very specific type of person. Seems to work most of the time.

>>24812701
near
B R I S B A N E
N
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but really you seem like the good kind of fucked up

>>24809611
A remark that is original, slightly witty, and ends up complementing her appearance. Bonus points if you can manage to tie in something that gives an impression that you read her bio (this has to be a very subtle hint; preferably in a playful tone). It shows that you are willing to put in effort to make her feel special/appreciated in an emotional--not physical--way; she already assumed that you want to fuck her, and chances are she's not going to want to put out unless you appeal to her emotionally.

Hope it helps.

>>24812722
Well thanks dude that's ...pretty spot on.

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Was wondering if anyone could help me with my profile. I haven't had any matches over couple months. Can you help me change my profile so I can match girls ?

1/2 Pictures

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>>24812732
How rural are you? I'm in Brisbane half the year for uni

>>24809511
>tell me something good

Something juicy. Something that contributes to her identity and core character. Hardships are usually the best way to go at it, but they should be emotional hardships (things that evoke emotional turmoil). They tell a lot more about the person than 20 questions, that's for sure, and in a fraction of the time.

Solid emotional introspection really stands out among the crowd, especially if you're a guy. Empathy is also a good skill to have that complements introspection very well.

>>24812759
Lockyer Valley. Moving to Redbank area in March.

>>24812747
>>24812752
See
>>24809350

Your bio lacks any emotion, creativeness, and sense of self. It's bland of any personality, and because of such, is uninteresting.

I'm not going to tell you what your bio should be word for word because that would only lead you to come off a fake once you start messaging someone.

>>24812783
Nice, I'm on campus at UQ which isn't too far, and I'm moving out next year. Probably won't go anywhere, but have you got kik/telegram or anything?

>>24812807
KrystalatsyrK on Kik

>>24812747
You look like a massive faggot Chad in your biggest pic, Pic 2 is by far the best

>>24786391
yes be yourself, but if you see yourself failing, FIX yourself

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>>24790392
swipe right up those thighs,lord have mercy

>>24789227
more tail than a retard, thats fuckin gold, godamn your retarded tho, feel sorry fer ya

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>>24792636
goddamn your fine as hell bruh

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>>24788374
"If I could do anything I would have a cat"

what the fuck am I reading?

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If I end a conversation with "I'll hit you up later. Goodnight!" and don't get a reply, should I even bother? I've always seen people both say it.

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

not ugly or fat or retarded but even tho i matched with a few girls on tinder i never got a reply from any1 ever

:(

>>24810407
Artificially change the topic of the convo if you must. Bring up coffee or something or make up a funny story about coffee. Then transition to asking her if she has been to x location, bingo you just magically transitioned into asking her out. You just gotta get creative man, never lose sight of the goal, which is to QUICKLY and CONSTANTLY be pushing towards meeting or number exchange.

>>24813249
How are you a virgin at 32 if you're not ugly, fat or retarded? Do you sit in your room and play video games all day?

>>24811304
what are you looking for exactly? have you got a lot of matches?

>>24811287
There's like a picture of my entire body wtf mate

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Fuck it, changed my profile and posting again. Tinder's been fucking up and I'm now convinced I'm being shat on, I can't judge whether or not my profile is good but I've had literally 1 match in the 4 or so days I've been on and swiping a fair bit, not too picky, and that match dissapeared at the same time as my pictures changing like crazy for no reason.

So yeah, any advice on either technical issues or my profile would be great, thanks

>>24808244
>faggy beach shot with a dog shoehorned in
Nailed it.

>>24813591


Pic 3 HAS TO go.

>being active and actively doing nothing
you might want to paraphrase that, sounds clumsy

>>24809193
photos are fine, but that bio is killing me and not in the good way

>>24809331
that bio is probably even worse, why would someone pick you for the stuff you've listed apart from mooching weed off you ? You'd be a hit with $uicideBoy$ fangirls, tho

>>24810230
Pic one is terrible, number 3 is you making a duckface. Get a better pic of yourself and put it as number 1

>>24810873
now THAT's how you write a Bio section.

>>24811304
All pics are on point, but bio is meh


>>24812747
>>24812752
You look alright, but something in pic 1 tells me you might chop up your tinder date if she didn't meet your expectations. Maybe get a photo where you are smiling.

also registerED nurse, how good of A first impression -> fix those as you don't want to seem illiterate.

>>24809569
I tried Bumble, it's kind of interesting and cool, but almost nobody in my area uses it.

I had hundreds of matches in Tinder and lots of dates, but on Bumble it took me almost two months to actually get the first message from a girl, other matches before just let the 24h run out. After then it kind of worked well, several matches and messages per week, but nothing came out of it, most of them were boring or didn't want to meet up, the furthest I got was the number and a maybe

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