ITT: bored AMA. female 23 United States.

this is a guys ass

>>24766673
I have a vagina I promise

Kik?

>>24766677
I won't post contact info. Sorry

What's your bra size and can you post a pic ?

Thats a very nice ass

>>24766681
I wear a 34 small B cup. I may post if this thread takes off...

>>24766683
Thank you very much.

>>24766680
Can you post asshole pics?

>>24766668
>looks like a male ass
> shit handwriting like a guy would have

>>24766676
prove it motherfucker

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>>24766693
MFW I retain perfect anonymity to the point that people thing I am a man.

>>24766703
Tits or gtfo

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>>24766699
>>24766711
Close enough?

>>24766720
Well good enough for me

>>24766720
We'll I'm satisfied now. Nice pair of tits you got.

What do you do for a career?

>>24766721
Slow clap...

>>24766720
2016? /b/?
Fucked up id say

Are you single or in a relationship?

>>24766720
I can admit when I'm wrong, sorry anon

>>24766725
I have not decided yet. What should I do?

>>24766728
Yet here you are...

>>24766730
I am single.

>>24766731
I forgive you. Thanks.

>>24766720

They look very nice to me.
Are you in uni/college at the moment? At 23 you could be close to finishing a degree.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

>>24766735
Thank you. No I'm not. But yes I am a failure.

>>24766737
I have a few tattoos that I will not show and no piercings.

What's your tattoo of? And what made you want to get it?

>>24766740

What do you do in life/for a living then? Just being curious.

>>24766720
Thank you for something nice to fap to before bed :)

>>24766744
My tattoos are personal and not worth talking about.

>>24766746
Nothing at all.

>>24766747
You are very welcome.

>>24766749
Spread your ass

>>24766749

You just shitpost on imageboards all day?
What about hobbies? Interests? Sports?

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>>24766754
No thank you.

>>24766756
First of all: You are an ass. Second: I enjoy instruments. Music. Film. Etc.

>>24766761
Do you play any instruments?

Fuck, marry, kill
Channing Tatum, Leonardo DiCaprio, Justin Trudeau?

>>24766761

I certainly wasn't trying to be rude. Eh.
What sort of instruments interest you most? What sort of music? Classical? Modern?
What sort of film? European? Hollywood?

>>24766753
Great tits and a sweet reply? Got me stroking even harder now...

What was the last film you watched?
Last song listened to?

>>24766720
Do you consider yourself an exhibitionist? Does it turn you on knowing there's a ton of dude stroking their throbbing cocks to your sexy body?

>>24766762
Nothing special.

>>24766763
Fuck Channing marry Leo and kill that irrelevant fuck.

>>24766766
My bad.
I like string instruments. All kinds of music. American film mostly.

>>24766778
No. Not really.

Desert island and you can only bring 5 movies: go.

>>24766782

That's nice! Can't go wrong with violin, for example. I know it's very hard to learn, but once you do it's a skill for life. So much determination and patience required.
What sort of ethnic background do you have? It's a little hard to guess from black and white photos. I always find it interesting to hear where Americans originated.

>>24766786
You are annoying me. Bye you.

>>24766788
I am mostly Swedish I think. I'm not sure desu.

>>24766794

We could find out together? A few more pictures should do the trick, if you feel like it.
What's keeping you awake at this hour anyway? I was wondering.

>>24766794
Do you wear glasses by chance?

>>24766798
No thank you lol.

>>24766720
all this talking and b.s. for average tits?

>>24766805
Thank you. You mean a lot to me.

>>24766803

Really though, why are you still awake? Is anything bothering you or preventing you from sleeping?

>>24766668
You wanna help me get off over snapchat whilst my GF is at work? 23/m/uk

>>24766808
regurgitated /b/ fag. show us your dick.

>>24766822
I don't have a dick. Sorry.

>>24766833
You got ass?

>>24766833
and you don't take one either, lesbo male baiting

>>24766668
Mmmm Love that perfect little bubble butt...

>>24766794
Better too be Norwegian :-). Nice titts btw

Wanna see me cumming in kik? Popcock80

Your tits are getting me wet

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Hi OP
Could I PayPal you to send me nudes with my screen name written on you?
Kik: xbox360owns

On a scale of 1-10 how bad do your farts smell and how big/loud

>>24766668
I'm doing what I can