Post a pic and others guess how long you'd make it in Prison

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>>24766473

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cool thread
>>24766478
maybe a day
>>24766473
I feel like you would adjust really fast and join the aryan brotherhood or something

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>>24766473
7 years

>>24766478
7 minutes

>>24766478
You're fucked dude
>>24766485
You'd come out on top man. Even if you're weren't trying to look intimidating you got a long and serious stare
>>24766488
You're also fucked, sorry

Bunk

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>>24766473
years
>>24766478
days
>>24766485
years
>>24766488
weeks

>>24766571
You look like a hard cunt mate. Centuries

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>>24766473
Someone's bitch perhaps
>>24766478
Half a day
>>24766485
2-3 years
>>24766488
Like 5 days
>>24766571
Years

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fite me bro

And yes, this is actually me lol (Like 7 years ago though)

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Interesting concept.
>>24766473
2 Years. Longer if you join A.B. Or can suck a mean dick.

>>24766478
Half a day.

>>24766485
Rooting for you, 7 years.

>>24766488
Hrmmm, depends on the prison. Maybe 3 months.

>>24766571
8 years, if you give off cool air of confidence.

>>24766619
Maybe 7 years, unless down south-east.

>>24766626
.....I have some bad news, my dude. 1 day.

>>24766647
You're good, full term.

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>>24766473
7 months then suicide from fear

>>24766478
3 Years, slave for anyone who looks at you

>>24766485
3 years. You would spend a lot of time in isolation

>>24766488
9 months then would get killed in a prison fight

>>24766571
Life. Leader material

>>24766619
5 years. The hispanics errand boy

>>24766760
3 years. Your lack of social skills would get you in trouble

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>>24766478
Twink, you'll live as long as you keep giving up that sweet ass

>>24766485
Smooth operator, you'd make it

>>24766571
Megamind, would outsmart the opposition and survive

>>24766619
Would get bullied because of retarded appearance

>>24766626
A lifetime, sick teleporting sword skills

>>24766647
As long as you can keep headbutting people

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I'll try

>>24766626
1 hour
>>24766647
2 years
>>24766760
5 years
>>24766775
Life
>>24766868
3 months, stabbed in chest on yard
>>24767026
Life as some black dyke's bitch

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>>24766571
you look like my brother when he got sent to prison and he got his ass beat daily until he finally found a group of friends. i feel like you'd be in the same boat

>>24766488
i feel like you'd have some initial bullying/scape goat fighting done to you, but you'd eventually be okay

>>24766485
people would try to beat the shit out of you but you look like you snap pretty fast, so they'd eventually leave you the fuck alone

>>24766478
>>24766473
prison punching bags and bitches for your prison stay. you either put up with it for protection or end up kililng yourselves


>>24766619
you'll become the go to punching bag and most people won't want to be associated with you. you will finally find a group for protection but prison life will be very hard

>>24768235
>>24766868
>>24766647
will have trouble finding a group/friends but will survive years of torment

>>24766775
>>24766760
will be just fine

>>24767026
you look like you have some attitude in you so i think you'd survive just fine after getting used to prison life. would find a group for protection and fit in fine

>>24768910
Would fuck

Would survive prison just fine

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how long will i last?

>>24768976
You're just a beard m8 we can't r8 you

>>24766473
>>24766478
Both receiving assrape

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>>24766473
cry on first day
>>24766485
I think you'll get along with people there
>>24766488
would suicide in a month
>>24766571
serial killer vibe, few would mess with you
>>24766619
becomes someone's boy toy
>>24766626
gets into fight, spend rest of time healing
>>24766647
trys to mind his own business, succeeds
>>24766760
gets along well with most
>>24766775
spends all his time working out, gets ripped, no one messes with him
>>24766868
longs for freedom, would suicide if life sentence
>>24767026
lesbo gang tries to convert you then you become a victim of them
>>24768235
suicide within 5 years if life sentence
>>24768910
glady joins lesbo gang, enjoys it too
>>24768976
gets first pick of boipucci

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>>24766473
>>24766478
probably about three years
>>24766485
depends on attitude
full sentence to 2
>>24766488
get out on good behavior
>>24766571
years if you joined the AB.
>>24766619
a few days
>>24766626
kill everyone in prison, rule the world
>>24766760
probably end up living comfortably in prison
>>24766775
same as above
>>24766868
probably be surprised if you end up prison
>>24768910
probably a few years
>>24769335
two-three years

>>24769335
Lesbo gangs bitch
>>24769403
1 year

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>>24766473
I'd say you'd manage a few years before being beaten to death in a gang feud.

>>24766478
A month tops

>>24766485
You're attractive, but if you can fight I'd say you'd keep your head above the water for a decade

>>24766488
Couple of months maybe

>>24766571
I think you'd manage to avoid any serious trouble by just not being around.

>>24766619
Good gang material. I feel you'd replace the piercings with tattoos.

>>24766760
Life. You're scary

>>24766775
C'mon, nobody's gonna mess with you unless you're a complete pushover. You'd survive forever

>>24769429
Life by forming alliances

>>24769403
You skipped
>>24768235

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>>24769429
A few weeks
>>24769403
Should be alright in most prisons, fucked in max security though
>>24769335
Would be fine for your entire sentence
>>24769123
Would be moved to permanent solitary within a week for raping/killing/eating other inmates
>>24768976
A day

>>24769490
7 years. Good at making friends

>>24769500
Life because Islam runs deep in prison

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As long as it rains in prison I might have a chance at looking brooding

Sentences incoming

>>24769572
Lasts a single year

>>24769451
It didn't look like contributed like the one above.
>>24769572
If you get big then maybe full sentence
>>24769490
probably a few months to 3 or so years
>>24769429
a few days-two weeks
>>24768976
you and the cosplayer must duel
>>24768235
a month to 9 months

>>24769490
>>24769627
Why so short? :o

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>>24769490
1 year
>>24769500
10 years
>>24769572
3 years

>>24769641
>short
no offence
you look like like you'd give into peer pressure/ drug offering/ would have an attitude/ or just wouldn't fight

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Not me obviously but what would you say for this guy (without reverse-searching the image for more info about him)?

I know a few people who have been to prison and most of them look like the type who would thrive in that environment. Not posting pics of any of them though kek

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>>24766473
If you put your psycho face and a tattoo some years
>>24766478
insta fucked
>>24766485
Go bald and you'll be safe
>>24766488
A matter of the first meal /break
>>24766571
Change that smile for a psycho smile and you'll be safe also some tattoos and a scar would be cool too
>>24766619
4 years unless there's someone gay and ripped you're fucked
>>24766626
days, unless you cut the throat of somebody
>>24766647
Years if you join a gang
>>24766760
Life , I don't think somebody would like to mess with you
>>24766775
Years/life depending if you get ripped
>>24766868
Months if you don't show that you have any mental issue
>>24767026
Maybe you'll be forced to be the gf of the queen of the jail
>>24768235
Either you kill someone on the first day or you no longer exist
>>24768910
I see you siding with the stronguest gang and bullying the other girls
>>24769335
depends if you choose to side with a gang , if you don't you'll end up being the bitch of them
>>24769403
Months , you might go mad
>>24769429
Months unless you stab someone in the bathroom
>>24769490
Years if you get a scar in the eye and smoke
>>24769500
Side with a gang, I see no reason of someone bothering you , you seem cool
>>24769572
Months if you stay alone
>>24769659
Life , you seem that you go nuts when you're upset

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>>24769729
I do smoke actually, is this any better?

>>24769659
Longer than most ITT. I think you're putting on the facial expression and the shaved head helps, but it's mostly because you look older and wiser than the average /soc/ user.

>>24766473
As another anon said, joins a white pride group but ends up on a tragic double date to the ball with a Latin kings member
>>24766478
A few days. If they let you keep the bra maybe a little longer.
>>24766485
All your sentence
>>24766488
A while sticking to the library
>>24766571
You'd last as long as long as your life sentence, maybe longer if you shave your eyebrows too
>>24766619
The holes left in your face after they confiscate your piercings will earn you a few nicknames. You'll last though.
>>24766647
5 years
>>24766626
suicide before they end your spree
>>24766760
Probably k to the end
>>24766775
Fights his way from prison to prison
>>24766868
Mafia boy, survives from contacts on the inside
>>24767026
Gets catty as fuck and rises to top lesbian
>>24768235
Strangles to death his mentally disabled cellmate. Mixed reception
>>24768910
Good with words which gets you into fights. Your stay lengthens but the scars gets you places
>>24768976
Your picture represents the 3am-4:30am perspective of most of your cellmates
>>24769335
Meth addiction withdrawal gets you doing worse stuff than on the outside
>>24769403
a year and a bit
>>24769429
Satelite lesbian of >>24768910
2 years
>>24769490
More white nationalism. Gets found to be a poser after he wont shank >>24766488

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You dropped yo soap white boy!

>>24769753
yeah next thing to do is shaving your head pal

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Best bet a day

>>24769763
Couple of months
>>24769902
I mean take a serious picture if you want a serious answer
>>24769922
Most thuggish face ITT so far, you'd do fine

>>24769938

LoL, thanks. This one is current.

Here a picture from the past Summer. I normaly wear Glasses.

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>>24769950

>>24769952
Wow, the angle makes a huge difference. You don't look intimidating in that pic but I still think you'd do better than most posters itt

>>24766473
15 years in you're looking like Marilyn Manson in Sons of Anarchy.

>>24766488
2 Months before initial breakdown, 1 year to adjust but on suicide watch.

>>24766647
2 Lifetimes

>>24766775
2 years

>>24767026
3 years

>>24768235
You'll adjust but be a loner.

>>24768976
Is that the beard talking or the person beneath the beard?

>>24769335
1 Month

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>>24766473

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Nice Thread !

If you smile you don't look mean

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>>24766473
Month or two

>>24766478
You're fucked

>>24766485
You look like a slimeball that fucks people over without a second though. Your kind do fine locked up you'll be alright.

>>24766488
Shit you'll be shot to death by true cops reaching for your ID you don't have to worry about prison

>>24766571
The brotherhood is going to have a new leader. You'll strive

>>24766619
Depends if you bang or not really

>>24766647
Few weeks on your own probably years if you became a Peckerwood

>>24766760
>>24766775
Same with both of you but more like years on your own and running shit if you join up with the Woods

>>24766868
>>24768235
>>24769403
Are all fucked

I'll do some more later. I've actually been locked up for about 2 years up starting from 15 (just turned 20) mostly petty stuff like theft and assault. Longest at once was 6 after turning 18 for assault and evading in a vehicle. Luckily my lawyer was able to get me out of looking at up to two years.

>>24766473
What happened to your face looks all red btw you would red be someone's cockslut

>>24768235
Ooooo this guy has been to jail but he never talks about why it how long

>>24766473
youd last a while cuz as long as you dont mind sucking cock/ taking it up the ass

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How long would i last ...gulp.

>>24766473
Eternity with that ugly face

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>>24769902

drops the soap on the very last day before release

>>24769922

years

>>24770021

eternal

>>24770068

a few weeks

>>24771485

Some big guy would try to rape you first day, but you would cut his throat in the showers with a broken toenail and from that day on everyone would be afraid of the sweater killer.